So ... why was there wheat on an alien planet again?

Shut up

It's because the movie is retarded and is going to suck.

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>>79962893

>>79962880
same reason why engineers are giant bald humans

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>>79962880
futures my friend

>>79962905
Maybe, but that wheat is a precursor to the wheat we have on Earth. The Engineers planted some in a deleted scene in Prometheus.

Or maybe Shaw had some wheat seeds with her when she landed and decided to take up farming.

The Xenomorphs are peaceful wheat farmers, the humans are illegal immigrants trying to steal their crops.

Ridley is literally making an Avatar spirtual sequel.

>>79962880

David planted it.

Don't know, don't care, won't watch it in kino, I'll wait 3 more months to torrent it, don't wanna pay for this shit. The only movies I'm paying for this year are POTC 5 and Apes 3. MAAAYBE for Kong too, I'm vergeing.

>>79963033

Not a solid investment strategy friendo.

is this the dawn of wheatkino

>>79962880
Because there were previous human coloners. And taking into account wheat needs humans to reproduce, I'd say that wheat isn't older than 1 year, so at least there were humans in there 1 year before the time of the movie.

>>79963163
Not Logan, Life, Thor, Valerian, Dunkirk, Blade Runner, or Guardians?

>Engineers start another human colony planet besides earth
>Oh shit humans were a mistake
>They set off to kill he humans on bith earth and this new planet
>Woops looks like we can't control our black biosoup
>Crash on new planet and biosoup does its job killing the humans and engineers alike
>Didn't make it earth because the crew of engineers from the prometheus movie also couldn't control their black biosoup

Then planet was actually earth all along.
They had been in cryosleep for way too long.
Now you dont have to see this flick

Looks more like barley to me

>at least two DUDE WEED LMAOers in ur movie literally called ALIENS
glad they give so much away with this abundance of trailers is that you dont miss anything and dont waste 2 hours pretending to enjoy it

>>79962880
so why didnt these advanced humans send out a drone to fly around the planet and map it out? This is going to be another movie with dumb characters for means to progress the story. Prometheus 2

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>>79963348
capeshit. ?. capeshit. kids' movie. nolan/ww2. ehhh, idk. marlel capeshit.

>>79962880
Because 3rd group of humans to come to LV 426

the wheat is gmo and is actually the bad guy in the last act

when I see it, i'll let you know

>>79963190
As if WY was into good investments. Look at their colonies.

>>79964050
but paying for apeshit is fine I guess.

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>>79962927
So how is he typing Fuck You (8 key presses) by tapping just one key? or is there a dedicated Paste key on the keyboard?

>>79962880
Space jockers

i thought you guys were joking about the gay guys on a colonization mission thing

>>79964510
It's monkino my friend

>>79964050
yo i remember being a tryhard teenager. I get that everyone goes through a phase where you think acting like you dont like stuff or are better or whatever is cool. But in reality you're just a cringeworthy tryhard faggot.

>>79962880
Planted by previous colonists?

may I procure some alien oats

>>79966268
Brother, may I have some wheat

>>79966448
Wheat is for closers, pal

>>79966268
Kek

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>>79964554
just.......no

This movie is going to be so incredibly shitty...It would be worse than Prometeus. I'm calling it.

>>79962880
I'm glad they are finally making movies about wheat now, wow, looking forward

>>79966510
ALWAYS

BE

FARMING

>>79967659
the seeds are weak

so the farmer aliens can feed their alien children

You're the hive queen? Why I didn't vote for you!

>>79967691
Seeds are weak? The seeds are weak? You're fucking weak, pal! I been in the wheat business fifteen fucking years!

>>79962880

>Future alien planet
>still eating gluten

why is this so unrealistic brehs? bread is literally cancer.

>>79963163
You only pay for apekino? Niiiice

>>79962880
noomi rapace

>>79968092
gluten intolerance is a major plot point i have heard

>>79968092
>bread is literally cancer.
buuuh babby is gluten intolerant?
poooor babby :(((

>>79963071
W8, is the planet they are landing the one where Prometheus plot is taking place?
Like, confirmed?

>>79962880
>space wheat

>>79962880
That's some big wheat.

>nothing but moldy bread for 3 stinking days
>looks like wheat's still on the menu boys

>>79962880
Engineers like bread. That's why

>>79963116
THIS

>>79962880
Weyland Yutani will try to harvest that wheat for its weaponized capabilities

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>>79962905

>the movie is retarded and is going to suck

god damnit. ridley scott is one of my favorite directors but i do feel like hes losing his touch and is going senile.

i'll def still watch but i dont have high hopes

Ridley's last good movie was Body of Lies

>>79962880
Do you not understand? He's the ayylium now who descends into corn fields! Poetry
BRAVO NOLAN

you people are way off

they've found the weetabix home planet

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>>79962880

Screencap this. Previous explorers left behind some grain, which sprouted and has become an invasive species across the whole planet. Ayyys are pissed at humans for taking over their local flora, insert environmentalist message here bla bla bla

It's gonna be trash

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>>79963116
K I N O
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>>79972891
>Ayyys are pissed at humans for taking over their local flora
Weyland-Monsanto still up to their usual tricks in the future

>>79962880
That is literally asked in universe by one of the characters in the trailer. Why is this a meme? It's obviously supposed to be a mystery as to who from earth colonized the place first, and why the place is seemingly void of life.

>>79973218
it used to be a human planet but everyone died of gluten allergy only the wheat remained

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What was his fucking problem?

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>>79973697
AUTISM

YEE YEE GET THESE HERE HUMANS OFFA MY WHEAT FARM

>>79973697
how do these things see?? nobody ever addresses that they don't have eyeballs

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None of you guys are looking at the bigger picture.

In Interstellar, what was the main threat to humanity?

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>>79973984
Love?

>>79973218
The real question is how are their planets when there are no buds/animals to migrate or help propagate the seeds?

>>79962880
>no animals (including insects)
>plants that reproduce via pollination still exist

hm

>>79963817
Not an argument.

I can watch every film ever made and say, LOL WHY DIDN'T THEY DO THIS INSTEAD?

Why didn't they shoot a warhead directly into the alien ship in Independence Day instead o the guy killing himself? The shields were down.

>>79973984
Okra?

>>79968763
More like Noomi Replaced

>>79968903

Superior Rice bread comes in to save the day with its complex carbs?

>>79974275
>>79974315
wind

>>79974405
Fair enough but I sill feel for the sake of a health ecosystem you need carriers for healthy reproduction.

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>>79973064

Weyland-yutani corp, under the guise of a humanitarian mission, enlist a crack team of agronomists/space marines to find and secure a world with a wheat strain that produces a 400% greater yield and matures at twice the speed. However, the xenos, who act as intergalactic scarecrows to protect the precious wheat, fight back to defend their crop. After much bloodshed, the WT team leave with a bushel and seedlings of the über-wheat, but crashland on a planet killing all those aboard, and spreading the über-wheat over the planet. It is so successful that it chokes out all the other vegetation on the planet, turning it into a barren wasteland. The engineers, looking for their stolen crop and wishing to maintain a monopoly on the wheat market, crash land into the planet in search of the über-wheat, which is revealed to be LV426. This then leads into the original alien film, as WT corp has secretly diverted the nostromo in search of the über-wheat. Only parker, a high level operative of WT corp, and Dallas, are aware of the true nature of the mission, which he constantly alludes to as the 'bonus situation'. This is why dallas breaks quarantine on kane, in the hopes that he has retrieved a strain of the über-wheat. Ash is infact a redherring in regards to his mission, diverting the crews attention from the über-wheat to the xeno scarecrow.

Additionally, this is why the colony is commisioned to terraform LV426 in 'Aliens', as well as their reluctancy to nuke it from orbit. By 'Aliens' the earth government has, naturally, joined WT venture into securing the über-wheat, seeing its benefit for earths position in the galactic heirarchy, and goes to extreme lengths to secure it, explaining the lresence of space marines and the sulacco, as well as the attempted retrieval of ripley (who is assumed to be hiding the über-wheat) in alien 3.

>>79974315
It's almost as if this is why the colonists found the situation to be so unusual.

>>79973697
Lack of fibre in his diet

>>79974457
This is a great rundown, thanks

>>79962880

Because David GMOs the grass on the planet to produce wheat so Shaw can surive.

>>79963237
boom

>>79962880
Ayyy doesn't have a problem with gluten

>>79973928
The long carapaces on their heads might be similar to the melon organ found in whales, which helps them in using echolocation to find prey & other whales in the darkness of the oceans. Xenomorphs might use this in a similar way, although they could also track down prey through the emittance of hormones or a highly-developed sense of smell

>>79974457
Bravo.

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Whats Ridley playing at?

>>79973697
>>79973064
Does it not have the impaling mouth-penis thing yet?

Does it get it after assimilating the two homos?

>>79971523
Ridley has said for a while now all he does is translate scripts to film like a factory. He doesn't really seem to care about being an auteur anymore

>>79962880
This wheat shit is the most forced reddit meme I've even seen

Can someone explain this colonization thing?

Won't it just be inbreeding after the first couple generations?

>>79963163
>new planet of the apes

Your taste is shit in that regard

>>79975594
youre just mad because you weren't in on it from the ground floor

Because that stubborn white bitch in Prometheus had a wheat infection

>>79965163
t.manchild

>>79962880
Red pill: Wheat is an alien substance created by interdimensional demons to domesticate and subjugate humans, note the disastrous effects adoption of grain based diets have on the formerly wild and free power races (aryans, balkanites, australoids, north american indians)

>>79975243
Was the place that Maximus got sent when he died that Engineers' homeworld?

They showed poop right in the next scene, xenos ate wheat on earth, and pooped it out, there you go.

>>79976055
Agriculture domesticated homo sapiens. It turned us from wolves into dogs.

>>79976061
possibly, we'll just have to wait and find out what that senile is doing.

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>>79964554

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>So ... why was there wheat on an alien planet again?

>>79973755
holy kek

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>>79973755

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>>79973928
The top part of their head is transparent and a human-like skull that presumably has eyes can be seen within it

>>79977522
vestigial

they use pheromones and electromagnetics or some shit

>>79977554
You got any source on that other than your ass?

>>79973755
Is this the dawn of memekino?

>>79963116
this.
>xenomorphs finally make the transition to farmer society
>fucking humans show up to ruin it

>>79975331
The mouth-penis is behind the teeth. This is Ayylmao biology 101 dude.

I am going to watch this kino and enjoy it. You pretentious retards can go back to watching the same old shitty Soviet era movies and talk about bane.

>>79978719
You're not allowed to enjoy it.

>>79968045
See that tractor outside? That is a John Deere 1975. $70000 dollars!

>>79962956
>the more advanced spacefaring race are literal skinheads
Really grinds my xeno-wheat

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>tfw shaw will be dead and her story will not be continued

>>79973984
Matt Damon

mhm

>>79962880
FOR MAKING BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER LMAO

>>79975755
I didn't get this either. They're sending like 5 couples to populate an entire planet?

>>79978763
I am going to watch it with my friends and then with my girlfriend (and she hates the scifi genre) so I will enjoy it extra hard and prolly get a blowie afterwards

It was a habitable planet with water. Also, that's clearly space wheat, look how huge it is.

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>>79962880
Because that bitch from Prometheus planet it there, how dense are you?

>>79965163
I also remember my transition from 13 to 14 year old

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>>79976061
I think we're on to something.

>>79981839
planted*

fug

>>79981961
Shared RCU (Ridley cinematic universe)

>>79981961
WITNESSED!!

>>79964554
You don't have a Fuck You macro on your keyboard? You can save a lot of time that way.

>>79979943
>he doesn't know

>>79974351
his missles wouldnt release. and they buttraped him years before.

>>79973984
Nolans directing?

>>79974457
Goddamn. that would be 10/10 KINO. I wish we could have this instead.

>>79975842
dont you mean the GROUND FLOUR?

*RIM SHOT*

>>79962956

The Engineers were beautiful, 2bh

>>79973984

Wheat?

>>79968092
>>>/fit/

>>79973755
Underrated desu

>>79963381
This is actually the philosophy/story of the Raelian Movement.

>>79973984
So you're saying the movies are somehow connect....propaganda for space exploration?

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>tfw you realize black goo is supposed to represent ergot fungi

Fuck. The meme density is already so god damn high.
How can I pass up on seeing this in the first weak?

>>79962880
Stop nitpicking you fucking nerd

>>79976061
>ywn watch a gladiator spin off where Maximus Decimus Meridius wrecks humble xenofarmers with a sword

why even live at this point

>>79964554
Yes, but you have to delete the system 32 folder

>>79973064
This should be wichita st. new mascot.

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>>79973755

>>79973984
I will always love intersteller, it the last movie I could enjoy with Jessica Chaistain before I learned she was a cunt.

>>79962880
they're going to not explain it in the sequel

>>79977585
Lore is on his side anon.

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>you heard that?
>what?
>nothing

>>79982975

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXVGIb3bzHI

I have been in places where you hear nothing, its pretty unsettling

>>79982975
>>>tvtropes.org

>>79962880
>CGI Xenomorph take all of the budget.
>no budget left to hire a lawnmower for the shooting location.
>wheat everywhere
>eh, when life give you lemon you make lemon juice out of it.

Couldn't it be that wheat it original to the engineers planet and they seed worlds with it?

>>79962880
It's that one doctor from Prometheus

>>79962880
The movie isnt set on an alien planet. its earth at the end is revealed

>crew is entirely made out of couples

guess im not going to watch this movie then

>>79969282

Probably not, but it could be the planet where Shaw & David's head were heading to at the end.

>>79983100
>Couldn't it be that wheat it original to the engineers planet and they seed worlds with it?
This would be stupid if turns out to be true

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>>79973928
it has eyes idiot

>>79983270
*eye sockets

The xenos use gluten to scare off SJWs and numales

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>>79973755
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/frisky-dingo/money-troubles/

>>79963348
why would someone pay to see derivative trash?

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>I bypassed the tension and intrigue!

>>79983920
This has potential

>>79983920
Lel

>>79962880
>alien planet millions of light years away

>wheat

>trees

at least give us some giant mushrooms or some shit like that

This movie would be trash like Prometheus.

>>79962880
It's from ancient aliens theory. Wheat do not originate on our planet, it was brought from other planet.

>>79982970
Didn't the mutant xeno in Resurrection use it's skull eyes to look at Ripley though?

>>79983920
IT'S LEARNING

>>79984670
CROP ROTATION

>>79984586
>Mutant
glad you noticed that.