/lbg/- Letterboxd General

>>79949859
>archived at 78 replies
wew

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Coppola's Dracula works better as a comedy than horror

https://letterboxd.com/FutureDays/

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got a toothache, lads

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Stop protecting yourself from harm.

>>79952398
stop haneke posting

WHAT'S UP FAGS

>>79951078
Keep me updated

>>79952933
Just took a large amount of codeine, feeling great. Thinking about getting enchiladas.

>tfw moving half way across the world in 2 weeks
rec me a film to distract me from the fact that I'm gonna be in a fucking tube riding mile high

>>79953056
United 93

>>79953070
that's not cool family

>>79952989
Keep me updated

>>79952989
>Just took a large amount of codeine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVuiCfIFKT0

https://letterboxd.com/erdjo/

r8 dont h8

>>79953056
Final Destination

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>>79949859
FUCK OFF

https://letterboxd.com/marsarc

follow me, im new

>>79953259
>>79953474
Watch more film

>>79953518
imported from imdb, sadly not all was on the lists. oh well

>>79953259
2/10

>>79953474
1/10

>>79953829
Tinywhitepenis/10

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This movie looks good.

>>79953959
Lol... that's not a number, idiot. Where did you go to school, clown college?

>>79953259
>>79953474
Please don't post your profiles again until you have 1k+ films and some taste.

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>Do you cry watching movies
yes

>>79954590
says who

>>79954645
fix ya head

https://letterboxd.com/ggeecckkoo/

>>79954667
says me

>>79954707
who who

>>79954704
fix ya head

>>79954722
me me

>>79954792
a-are you looking for trouble?

>>79954894
fix ya head

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Rate me /lbg/
I'm not ugly right guys?

>>79954986
fix ya head

Would you spend valentine's day with tarkovsky?

>>79950908
where would you watch the plague dogs

>>79953056
Titanic

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STOP LOGIN SHORT FILMS

>>79949859
Kill yourself, worthless faggot

>>79956075
why?

>>79956075
Why is that?

>>79949859
Who are you and why do you enjoy making terrible OPs?
>blatant retarded shilling
>previous thread linking copied from other awful generals
>retarded anti-cinema opinion
>meme picture

Really, why?

>>79956758

>>79955995
I'd like to spend valentines day with Emily Jean <3

I want to spoon with Emily Jean under the gaze of one of Machills' Italian posters.

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>>79957752
Mamma mia!

ITSA ME, MACHILO

>>79956571
Now this is autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbXZ6uWEsAQ

Which users from the /lbg/ irc do you genuinely miss the most?

>>79958451
Whatever you wanna call it

>>79958678
i don't go on the irc but /lbg/ could really use cinebro again to curbstomp embryos

>>79958678
Fake question.
No one could possibly be missed from irc or discord

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Where should I sit familia?

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>>79959250

>>79959351
WOOH gotem

>>79959351
I laughed in public now everyone thinks I'm handicapped

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>>79953122
still have a toothache

>>79960250
Damn... hope it's a quick and painless death

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What do you guys think of these? Any specific thoughts on either one?

>>79960250
Mann: Where the asian women at ooga booga

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https://letterboxd.com/machill54/

Love camp 7 was good when the ladies were nude and you could see there boubies but it was pretty bad on all the other times

This is an extra on the blu https://letterboxd.com/film/nazithon-decadence-and-destruction/ I actually think it's likely to be a lot better than the main film

>>79960943
Thinking of watching Song of Bernadette today. How did you find it for so cheap?

>>79961168
wahoo!

>>79961229
It's Twilight bluray on Amazon

>>79961229
... on amazon you frickin moran

Redpill me on wahoo meme

>>79961229
... on amazon you frickin moran

>>79961321
it's a noise to make to express excitement

What is wahoo-tier taste?

Films are meant to be entertaining. That is their primary purpose. A film that is not entertaining misses the point of why films exist. If your film appeals exclusive to filmmakers and film critics, it's not a "good" film. This, more than anything else, is why I mostly detest indie and arthouse films.
I reject the term "cinephile". I watch hundreds of films and enjoy or dislike many. But I will not be assimilated into the pretentious world of wannabe critics who try to shame everyone into conforming viewpoints. Film tastes are subjective and nobody has objectively good or bad tastes. If you can't fathom why someone may dislike a film you like (or like a film you dislike), you have a narcissism issue and should attempt to pull your head out your ass.

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>>79959250

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What do you guys think of this?

>>79961388
here's the thing, wahoo is machill, and machill likes uninteresting movies. if you go through a dumpster list of movies, the ones that DON'T catch your eyes are wahoo-tier movies, yet you don't notice them cause they're so uninteresting.

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>>79961394
>Films are meant to
>primary purpose
>Film tastes are subjective

##79961394
>this whole post
Lot of effort on the bait, have a you.
Now go kill yourself, stupid embryo

>>79961561
Low-IQ non reply poster

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I watched Get Out here and it was bad.

>>79961482
A very good western from this century

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>>79961561

>>79961586
>wahoo-tier taste

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>>79961293
>>79961318
>>79961329
>3 (you)s
>2 are insulting me
They don't even deliver to my country. I cannot live like this any longer..

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>>79961730

>>79961730
Where do you live then? Maybe ebay because the bluray is region-free

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letterboxd.com/27AMDi34/

>avant-garde
>short form
>nonobjective
>verse-film
>structuralism
>video art

>>79961805
Why do you have to present yourself as someone retarded when you post your profile?

>>79961805
I have a feeling you don't even know what you're looking at most of the time. You just like to turn your brain off and look at random flashing pictures while pretending to be patrician.

But it's just a feeling

>>79961867
no
he actually seems REALLY smart

>>79961759
Post nude Emily jean

>>79961482
I liked it, perhaps my favourite Reichardt to date

>>79961890
No, that's not the impression that greentext gives every time.

>>79961805
>grapes of wrath
>4.5 stars
fucking kill yourself reddit

>>79961990
dumb reddit poster

>>79961990
What seem to be the problem there?

>>79961867
tfw I assumed this was aimed at me for using words like boubie

>>79962041
Only smart patricians say things like boubie ou pusy or azz

>>79962041
Only smart patricians say things like boubie ou pusy or azz

>>79961867
Why are you presenting yourself as someone rude?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qqYLS8ABLQ

>>79962187
That I am. It's very necessary here

>tfw you don't like a classic film that everyone loves and feel like something is wrong with you
>tfw to dum to like everything everyone else likes

Hamdi is boujee

Why are comedies frowned upon in /lbg/?

>>79962417
cause i fucken hate fag ass romantic white girl new york city charlie-brown-piano cellphone facebook hollywood celebrity comedies that's why

>>79962035
itsackong half a ducking star

>>79962417
are they?

>>79962460
btw black ppl are equally awful here
>WATCH LESLIE JONES SPILL HER STARBUCKS COFFEE ALL OVER JULIA ROBERT'S IPHONE IN THEIR OFFICE AND SCREAM HAHAHAHAHAAHA

>>79962482
>>79962460
I point this out because when I check people's profiles, I see very few comedies, maybe only 2 or 3. Like this guy >>79961805

>>79962588
here's a classic comedy
https://letterboxd.com/cinebro/film/this-means-war/

>>79962417
because people think watching super serious movies makes them a super serious intellectual.

>>79962588
>>79962417
Because comedy is the worst genre

>>79962417
autists can't comprehend humour

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>>79962627
But life isn't super serious, so why should "good cinema" only emphasize the absolute worst?

>>79953056
Mission Impossible 2
>dat chimera boi

>>79962676
Dumb answer

>>79962702
Good answer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y

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>>79962676
More like the best genre. Anybody could could stare at the floor for 2 hours and call that art, it takes genuine skill to craft complex human comedies

/eeffoc
its always so hostile in here

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>>79962863
Monty Python is shit.

Laugh In came first and was far better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3hViXAvD2g

>>79962881
faggot

>>79962983
>Monty Python is shit
no

>>79962983
because retards in here think that comedy is a worthwhile genre

>>79962881
It's a bad place. Sadly, still better than almost everywhere else

>>79963067
See here >>79962702

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>>79963020
Compared to Laugh-In it was. Laugh-In was literal tv kino with revolutionary editing.

>>79963019
wtf dude

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>>79963203
Name ONE (1) kino

>>79963203
>If something is good, the other thing has to be shit
Dichotomy as system is a disgrace to humankind, and on this shit board in special

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Emily Jean (my friend)

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>>79963230
Right here! Now here it comes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7faHPGHk7E

labour parties a buncha willies, innit?

>>79963292
i wish emily jean was my friend

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Sup you fucking plebeians, Chadcid here AMA.

>>79963694
Amaranth WISHES she were Emily Meme

>>79963694
>somebody actually wrote this cringe shit
And I'm a Bay fan

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Not sure what you mean by "Stop logging shot films edition". I just want my short film to be rated"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMCIDfPiV3I

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>>79964110
Stop logging shot films

>>79964110
woah

>>79964110
amateur (film school student) experimental films are the worst. Try actually watching some before making one
>>79964140
no

so what should I do? Shoot myself?

so what should I do? Shoot myself?

>>79964418
It's worth a shot.

>>79964418
personally, i'm partial to hanging. i also consider jumping off a tall building or a bridge, but that's too scary for me desu

Before that, I'm making a 15 minutes short.

>>79964550
Lol

>>79964500
>but that's too scary for me desu
Are you a beta bitch boy?

For Lent I'm giving up

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v09B4q0brWg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq11vX88LjM

Do you like this music?

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one of these mornings
won't be very long
they will look for me
and i'll be gone
i'll be gone

i'm a disco guy

>>79966258
yes

>>79966983
Soon

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF3BGgpCZas

i'm a fiend
for mojitos

>>79967139
soon

Elect Emily Jean for US president

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYnenIWZjwE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBE-uBgtINg

goodnight friendos

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Im a big Herzog fan, but his last one was pretty disappointing

https://letterboxd.com/Arokz/

>>79967623
>i'm a big herzog fan but i don't understand his end career movements
LMAO

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We can't count on the power supply,
the school and the town hall
are closed.
Because of the shortage of coal,
the problems of heating homes
have taken on terrible dimensions...
There are no medicines,
travelling by bus or car is finished.
The telephones have gone dead.
There's no street lighting...
And to top it all
here comes this circus
with this horrendous whale
and Prince!
With blasphemous words
inciting people to riot!
When we don't know if the world's
coming to an end by tomorrow!
And to allow in that motley nightmare
with that stinking monster,
when the town itself is under threat?
Who can think of amusement
in this chaos?

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>The only things I remember about Mulholland Drive are that Robert Forster seemed like he was going to be an important character, and then we never see him again, and that Naomi Watts seemed much more believable when she was acting (in her audition) than when she was being herself.

If Emily Jean were a movie, Edgar Cochran would give her a 100/100
If Emily Jean were a director, she'd be Federico Fellini
If Emily Jean were a country of film, she'd be Italy
If Emily Jean were a style of filmmaking, she'd be French New Wave
If Emily Jean were anymore perfect, she'd be Emily Jean

-Made by Anonymous on 1/31/2017

ABOUT ME:

Name: Edgar Cochran
Country: Mexico
Currently living in: Mexico City
Birth date: January 11th, 1990

RATING SYSTEM:

Excellent (96-100)
½ Outstanding (87-95)
Very Good (77-86)
½ Good (67-76)
Decent (57-66)
½ Average (47-56)
Bad (37-46)
½ Very Bad (27-36)
Terrible (17-26)
½ Miley Cyrus (1-16)

Although I give star ratings, my ratings over 100 are much more representative and accurate. Such rating is the result of a process of evaluation and a portion of subjective emotional bias. We are humans, after all. :)

BLAH:

My position towards cinema is simple, although I perfectly know cinema is not. Cinema is an art form, a deep and artistic means of expression through which life is enriched, represented and interpreted. From avant-garde to surrealism, from conventional storytelling to unusual masterpieces, from graphic representations of real life to symbolic portrayals of the everyday world, its interpretation is subjective. I like to explore the world through the world of filmmaking and I adjust and latterly submit my five senses to a feature film regardless of its length.

Each director and even each film has a world of its own. What matters is to "read between lines" and to understand the concept of interpretation relativity. I have personal favorite directors; however, not even I would go as far as to say that those are the best. Also, I don't have a single favorite director, since that statement would imply that such director is better than the rest when several, very different and unique direction styles have existed throughout the decades.

ARE YOU STILL HERE? MORE CURIOUS FACTS!

-I began as a horror fan.
-My interest in films began officially at the age of 15, with the Mexican film Voces Inocentes (2004) and with Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange (1971).
-I have over 600 5-star ratings, excluding documentaries and short films. Look at my Favorite Movies List for more information as to why.

>>79966983
>>79967213
This movie looks like it was shot on an iphone.

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>>79968923
MANN BTFO
Will he ever recover?

>>79969097
who is that guy

>>79969101
Ridley Scott

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>>79969139
wrong

>>79960943
jean de florette and manon of the springs are giant wastes of time.

>>79696699
Turn around!

>>79969101
Werner Herzog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHGKIzCcVa0

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>tfw Emily Jean fan

>>79969512
not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3KzlDALFbw

>>79967987
All I wanna do is put my dick in her mouth
is that so much to ask for

If she sucks my dick it will cure my hypo-cancer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN7KHWdyrbI

>>79967987
All I wanna do is watch her take bbc
is that so much to ask for

>>79960250
Keep me updated

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Just finished Hail, Caesar! Felt a bit flat, but still had me laughing at points. Definitely one of the lesser Coens, but I'd still say it was worthwhile.

The Cry was one of the weaker CNW films I've seen, but it was neat to see the formation of Jireš' style.

>>79964418
Yeah

>>79964448
No

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>>79971219
>>79961805
Btw, how did you like News From Home?

Yo homie

>>79971594
Smell ya later

Ahhhhh

wait

>>79973213
>>79973215
Congrats, fags

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/thegr1fter

>>79961168
No love for Incredibly Strange Creatures?? I love that film.

>>79971219
Gonna start watching some czech new wave. What's the best to start with? I was gonna go with Pearls of the Deep

>>79973280
Thanks:^D

>>79973381
Daisies or Valerie and Her Week of Wonders if you haven't seen them

>>79973610
I've seen Valerie. I'll check out Daisies for sure.

>>79973653
It's literally a masterpiece. Good for you it's new

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>>79973381
>>79973653
I'd agree with >>79973610 and watch Daisies. If you like it, check out Closely Watched Trains or Fireman's Ball as well. All fairly fun and comedic.

Stop the woodpecker from eating my brain!

>tfw 4 new followers while I slept

>>79973365
No it sucked

>>79974918
So did your mom, and yet you love her

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wahoo!!!!!!!!

>>79975168
please. stop cyberbullying me

Science Crazed sucked donkey balls
I will never understand people who are into Z movies. To me it's as inscrutable as the appeal of watching experimental direct-to-Vimeo short films
Just do drugs if you want to turn your brain off, for christ's sake

>>79975719

>>79975607
I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it anon
To me Science Crazed is a completely different experience than most Z grade movies (for example Incredibly Strange Creatures, which I though sucked).

What's your account?

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https://letterboxd.com/SwimmingPool/

HEARTBEAT, HEARTBEAT, LISTEN TO MY HEARTBEAT

>>79962035
Not him, at leat to me the painfully obvious mix of hollywood set and real landscapes

>>79966714

>>79961586
conestoga/10

wew lad

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>>79961168
>Riki-Oh
Good choice.

>>79962716
The Great Race was here, Those Daring Young Men in Their Jaunty Jalopies is a loser!
Long time no see /lbg/, just got back from vacation and got to see John Huston's old house and where they shot Predator (got back to the hotel that dayand saw the pic of the cast of the new one shooting back in Vancouver [everything is connected]).

https://letterboxd.com/thepartyoftea/

>>79976902
WHOA

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>>79975307
Ordered this, felt like I had to

Reminder to watch Eurocrime! The Italian Cop and Gangster Films That Ruled the '70s

https://mega.nz/#F!OhQyyYAZ!r5BEQ4daCg-iw1DGgpm3jA

>>79978433
please stop cyberbullying me by recommending your uninteresting films

>>79973381
Valley of the Bees
Loves of a Blonde
The Cremator
Morgiana
The Joke
The Ear

I also enjoyed Black Peter, it was nice seeing a /tv/ user before /tv/. The other recommendations in this thread are decent but Daises and Intimate Lighting did nothing for me.

I want to make some friends but I'm scared of posting my profile and getting bullied.
What should I post about instead?

>>79979165
Emily Jean <3

>>79978880
you and me both

>>79979165
don't worry fren