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>tfw Emily Jean fan

WHAT'S UP FAGS

>>79933408
MY DICK ON YOUR SISTER'S ASS

>>79933290
not/8

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https://letterboxd.com/Smoothhands/

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>>79933634

>>79932879
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>79880629

>>79933705
Kill yourself

>>79933655
this

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>tfw to smart for /lbg/

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Thoughts on Satantango?

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morning

>>79934118
It's long

>>79934218
LIKE MY DICK

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Anybody else planning to see this?

>>79934206
>Late Spring 3.75 (wtf)
>Macbeth 5
>Little Sister 8.75 (lmao)
>Pickpocket 5 (wtf2)
>Rosemary's Baby 5
>'morning'
>out of 4
t. embryo and autist

Kill yourself

>>79934332
its god shit with a wise nigger
so no

>>79934118
>movies that ground you into a fine paste

>>79934332
>Protestant """""""""""cinema"""""""""""""

>>79934332
>niggers
*leans into mic*
"No."

>>79934206
>the original the Hills Have Eyes is roughly on par with Ishtar

>>79934332
>God the Father takes the form of an African American woman who calls herself Elousia and Papa; Jesus Christ is a Middle-Eastern carpenter; and the Holy Spirit physically manifests as an Asian woman named Sarayu.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>79934440
He didn't even say "no" you dumb blumpftart

>>79934206
I must admit that I viscerally hated Tarkovsky's "Nostalgia" and completely hated the use of Beethoven in it. I've seen it only once, but none of the Tarkovsky films that I have seen did I think are really good.

>>79934531
Congrats, you have a brain unlike most of /lbg/.

>>79934531
I remember when this wasn't spam

>>79934485
Trump has said the word "no" on many an occasion.

>>79934588
Name one

>>79934531
Is it a meme to dislike tarkovsky?

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>>79934865
Must be. No way it could be genuine.

>>79934865
On /lbg/, yes. The usual memers forced this the hardest- and tried many other times with other directors too.

>>79935168
neck yourself

>>79935198
rude

Wish I could log the presidential address. It was pure kino.

##79935168
No, not giving you attention again

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Who thought this was a good idea?

>>79934350
>t. embryo and autist
this comes as high praise if you like trash like late spring. Macbeth was lesser orson. Pickpocket was pure faggotry and rosemary needed a kick in the cunt. Little sister was more like a 7. Keep that sweet nectar coming though.

>>79936234
what in 'tardation

>>79936234
>this whole post
>this was a defense
Add underage to the pack. Simply off yourself, little thing

>>79936491
>Simply off yourself, little thing
and miss the laughs you provide, nah

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huh, really makes me think.

>>79936608
Are you okay? Do you get off on him calling you names?

>>79936633
Nothing wrong about this

>>79936667
Given his posting style and taste, or lack of, yes

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>tfw tarkovsky fan

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I'm going to live there someday

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https://letterboxd.com/cancer/

>>79936789
Does someone lack 'taste' then for not shitting on great and widely acclaimed films? Things you learn on /lbg/.
What's your profile?

I enjoy penis

MATTTTTTT

>>79938597
New phone who dis

>>79938687
Matt is attacking our freedom of speech on youtube!

>>79938931
Oh noes

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https://letterboxd.com/CianLangan/

La La Land was robbed edition

>>79940626
disgusting taste

>>79940626

>Falling for the La La Land and Moonlight meme

Yikes

>>79941053
There's no 'meme' about them

"Depressing,Dissappointing,Disaggreeable, Dirty, Dank, Devilish, Depraved " . . .V E R Y D A R K in every respect! B&L (more black than white )
Deficient in plot and storyline, Debauched people living wasteful, empty lives ! If this is beautiful, then give me : "ugly" ! This slow documentary
is dismal and the sellers are dishonest to lead us buyers on with false adjectives such as "masterpiece"and "imaginative universe" . Sopping mud is mud and when cows move around in the mud for "long takes" or "cuts" that is as excitingly imaginative as it gets . . . perhaps, this is meant for those whose brains are and have been steeped in peach brandy 24/7! which is all that these semi-paralytic, pathetic people seem to do and have a poor little idiot girl as a result who is left to fend for herself and literally "kill the cat", her only and solitary living companion . . . this is where I opted out . . .
To stick with the alphabet "D" s and the failing grade "D"'s Do not waste : GBP 60, /( for me:NOK 521,31). . . on this rubbish! I am not ashamed to be of Hungarian descent . . . there is wonderful talent in Hungary . . . however, this was an enlightenment of living under an experimental political system and has really little to do with Hungarian culture (except the peach fruit trees and brandy. . . Such misery can befall any country, given to similar , poverty stricken communal government "collective-farming" conditions with its obvious, soul-destroying bleakness! We do not need it illustrated and dishonestly peddled to us for seven and a half hours! Those who revel in this film and are sorry that it did not go on and on should spend time , perhaps, within the walls of institutions where obligatory bleakness is the order of the day . . . prison, mental hosptial etc.
( I bought it because my mom happened to be born and brought up for the first 10 years of her life, in Pécs, Hungary

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/who/ here, if you fags keep fucking with us and think we're not going to fight back you've made a serious mistake.

>>79941541
Back to your containment thread, embryo

>>79940626
Manchester by the sea was the most robbed in my opinion
Have you seen that

>>79941726
I have, and I loved it. Here's my review if yu're interested

https://letterboxd.com/cianlangan/film/manchester-by-the-sea/

I think Manchester, La La Land, and Moonlight were all worthy contenders for Best Picture, they just represented three very different kinds of filmmaking. I just loved La La Land so much I hated to see it lose out on the top prize.

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flies in your house that have stayed alive over the winter

>>79941928
Good post.

>>79942046
Flies only live for a month.

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>>79942164
Great.That means they're breeding.

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>The reason the Lost Boys allow themselves to be stolen away to Neverland is that they want to live somewhere they will never have to grow up. By coincidence, that’s also the reason that a great many people voted to place a spray-tanned authoritarian in the Oval Office. Remember, though, that only Peter rules Neverland. What happens to the Lost Boys in that story if they ever start to build memories and change, if they ever started to become adults?

>They skipped this bit in the Disney movie, but, in the books, Peter kills them.

>>79942219
Or...

>>79942295
Based Peter Pan

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>>79942295
>lefty power fantasies

I <3 black penis

I <3 black penis

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Versimilitude is never grasped except in the (vulgar) auteurism, that is to say in the
violence done to cinema itself and in the violence done to the viewer.

It is the same: any shock, any blow, any impact, all the metallurgy of the auteurism can be read in the
semiurgy of the viewer - neither an anatomy nor a physiology, but a semiurgy of
contusions, scars, mutilations, wounds that are so many new vulgar pathways opened on the viewer.

In this way, gathering the viewer as part of the order of vulgarity is opposed to the dispersion of the viewer as anagram in the order of non participation.

Goodbye "cleanliness": everything becomes a hole to offer itself to the discharge reflex. But above all (as in primitive initiation tortures, which are not ours), the viewer becomes a sign to
offer itself to the exchange of vulgarity.

Cinema and vulgarity diffracting their
bewildered signs through each other. Carnal abstraction and design.

Body Double is the greatest film ever made

More like: Body Double is great.

There, took the silly hyperbole out

If Emily Jean were a movie, Edgar Cochran would give her a 100/100
If Emily Jean were a director, she'd be Federico Fellini
If Emily Jean were a country of film, she'd be Italy
If Emily Jean were a style of filmmaking, she'd be French New Wave
If Emily Jean were anymore perfect, she'd be Emily Jean

-Made by Anonymous on 1/31/2017