DUDE WHEAT LMAO

Is this the dawn of wheatposting?

>Guys, notice how quiet it is?
>no birds
>no animals

NO SHIT YOU ARE ON AN ALIEN PLANET WHIT NO INDIGENOUS WILDLIFE

FUCK THIS WRITING

>>79944951
DUDE ALIEN EGG, LET ME PUT MY FACE RIGHT NEAR IT, FUCK ENVIRONMENTAL SUITS LMAO

>>79944951
that's a big wheat

>they take their helmets off again

>>79944951
DUDE LETS SEND COUPLES TOO OLD TO HAVE MULITPLE CHILDREN THUS DEFEATING THE PURPOSE OF SENDING COUPLES INSTEAD OF JUST HARDENED SOLDIERS, ENGINEERS, SCIENTISTS, AND OTHER USEFUL JOBS

>>79945094
LMAO

>>79944999
>it's quiet
>too quiet

>>79944951
I just realised after this trailer, they brought no animals with them. They all have to go vegetarian.

Surely they should have brought some cows, pigs and chickens at least

>>79944951
Dude egg hatching scene

RIGHT TO THE FACE

>>79944999
it's quiet...too quiet

>huge predator emerges

goddam hollylame is so unoriginal.

>>79945115
>you hear that?
>no
>exactly

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>>79944951
>even the wheat is cgi
>and unrealistically big

>>79945066
4u

>>79944951
WE DONT KNO WAT THE FUCKS OUTTHERE. BETTER GO EXPLORE

>>79944951
is a shame that all that wheat became maggoty bread

>>79945157
This is truly an uncalled for BRRRAAAPP post.

>>79945162
They've clearly developed drones who could map all of this shit while they hang out on the ship.

>How much worse could things get?
>Alien lands on top of ship

>Alien corners them
>All of a sudden Seth Rogan comes around the corner with some weed
>Everybody does the dinosaur as One Direction plays

What movie?

>>79945215
Avatar 2

>>79945215

the new avatar

>>79945215
Interstellar

>>79944951
So is this gonna be better or worse than Prometheus?

>>79944951
>Who planted this

What the fuck did that line even mean? Do they not realise crops existed long before humans started farming them?

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The area outside the ship(s) looks like alien planet #345 from Stargate.

Canada.

>>79945215
The Wheat Farmer (1965)

>>79945263

Considering what we saw in the trailer it will be 95% things we've already seen in prior Alien movies except now with stock lines.

>>79944999
prometheus was a shit script what do u expect.
i am still waiting for my aliens land on earth alien movie

>>79945264
DESU wheat as we know it didn't, it was bred very heavily by humans

That wheat has massive grains which probably indicates selective breeding and cultivation

>>79945264
I think what they're concerned about is how wheat evolved essentially the same on two different planets.

>>79945264
Farmed wheat is very different from wild wheat. Like dogs are to wolves.

>>79945263
Hard for it to be worse

>>79945328
>>79945310

I did not know this, thank you

>>79944999
dumbass they just found wheat and it seems like an earth like planet that can support life, of course they would be on the look out for indigenous shit you fucking retard

>>79945326
Evolution often finds the same solutions to problems. Even on Earth totally separated animals have developed the same survival techniques

>>79945286
the fucking beginning turned me right off
"lets send a bunch of hipster cucks and their tie dying gf into space"

>>79945215
Soldier

>>79945388
Well I mean to be fair, they're scientists from the future brought up on a culture of shit like the big bang theory. And the kind who will happily go live on some shitty planet in another galaxy, it's no surprise it attracted a bunch of hipsters and "nu-males"

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>>79944999
Yeah well if there is that much vegetation that means there should be water that means there should be life retard.

>>79944999
It's covered in plant life; of course they would expect to see animals, too.

Nice digits, though.

>>79945463
>>79945541
>life = chirping birds

>Mordern wheat
>"Guys, what are the odds?"
Zero, literally zero, if you find modern wheat on a different planet that means a previous team ended there and planted it, Period. So someone lied to you and this is all a trap.

Also
>Walking around without their suits
>Entering on an alien ship without checking with drones first
>While unarmed
Idiots
>Plant life that needs animals to spread their seeds without animals
Nope the shit out of it you fucking retards

Srly, fuck this movie, why scientists have to be so retarded in every movie? the fucking why?

>>79945146
>you smell than?
>Sorry, couldn't resist

>>79945541
How do they know the planet life can make noises?
Seems like they made some big assumptions.

>>79945446
they are probably gender scientist sorry gender femientist

>>79945146
>>79945621
BRRRRAAAAAAAAP

>>79945550
The point is that they don't hear anything. No animals whatsoever. Yes, they point out that they don't hear Earth animals, which is what they're used to, but the point they're making is the same. There's nothing wrong with that particular line.

>>79945607
>Srly, fuck this movie, why scientists have to be so retarded in every movie? the fucking why?
its a long and proud ridley scott tradition

>>79945166
GUESS YOU DON'T LIKE THE CORNBREAD EITHER

>>79945356
You're welcome. The birth of farming is a pretty fucking fascinating time in our history. It really was a true paradigm shift

Also, did you know a lot of domestic wheat can't disperse its own seeds, so needs humans to survive

>>79945446
>shit like the big bang theory
Oh, you mean the show

>>79945215
Alien5: East Bound & Down

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>>79945734
HA!

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>>79945632
Wayne Barlowe's Expedition has aliens that almost exclusively have no eyes, which I thought was a pretty cool concept

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Actually, most of what we eat today is a result of human selection, agriculture really had an impact on the wildlife, not only of animals, but of plants too.

Pic related is wild carrot vs domesticated carrot

>>79945632

even birds that don't sing or chirp 24/7 would make some noise going through the air or landing on a branch.

Still a shitty trope though

>>79944951
What are these hats called? I want one

>>79945787
see >>79945607

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>>79945607
Because unlike a lot of authors, scriptwriters don't have any scientific training whatsoever.

>>79945864
see >>79945787

>>79945946
What you said has already been said, anon.

>>79945115
>It's raph
>a little too raph

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OMG the Engineer ship in the trailer is the same one Noomi Rapace left in at the end of Prometheus.
Who would have thought!

>>79946122
what an annoying face. I hope they all die.

>>79946100
underrated

>>79945550
>wheat
>no birds
How do you think earthly vegetation procreates?

>>79946100

hue

>>79945310
>>79945328
>>79945356
>>79945694
reddit

>>79945094
DUDE FUCK SPACE PROTOCOL I'M JUST HERE TO GET PAID LMAO

>>79946100
I don't get it.

>>79946394
>people exchanging knowledge in a polite manner
>reddit

>>79946559

TMNT 2:Secret of the Ooze

>>79945150
Well yeah dude you can't actually grow wheat on an alien planet, what do you want them to do Practical wheat effects? Fuck off

>>79945094
They fucking sent a gay couple, not even lesbians for more uterii, no a fucking pair of fags. This movie is dumb.

I don't have a problem with homosexuals, but they can't do something heterosexuals do...breed.

>>79945118
GM Crops brah

>>79946559
>>79946577
This. Pure kino if you know what I mean.

>>79945157
>TAY OUTTA NOWHERE
Oh cute whaddup?!

>>79945607
>Zero, literally zero
She asks who planted it right after, they aren't under the assumption that it's indigenous.
Finding Earth plants on an alien world isn't justification for packing everything up and calling it a day, it raises far more questions than it answers.

>>79945150
You're mad because alien wheat doesn't look exactly like earth wheat?

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>>79946606
HYPER OATS

>>79945386
>ejewlution
Will this meme ever die?

>Glass made for space travel
>Space nigger breaks it headbutting it
This fucking trailer man, it's so shit, it has levels upon levels upon levels of sheer stupidity

>>79945386
Yeah, a shark and a panther both eat meat, but they aren't the fucking same.

>>79944951
>colonists
>send a gay couple
literally why?

>>79946770
Diversity is our strength

>>79946718
Nah, that is only 1 thing, a shark and a panther are related even if it's really far away in the evolutionnary tree.

A better example would be birds and bat. Both have wings, they serve the same purpose, but they evolved from different thing and have nothing in common beside the fonction.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convergent_evolution

>>79946770
I thought there are cryofrozen embryos or many other colonists in their ship too?

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>>79946718

>>79946770
>>79946815
POTTERY

>>79946834
That still doesn't explain why you'd bring a gay couple instead of another fertile pair to produce more children. Every single one matters.

There's literally no reason to bring gays along. There's also no reason to bring the elderly, the infertile, and anyone else who can't have kids.

>>79946847
One is a fish the other is a mamal. One lay eggs the other doesn't.

Yeah, the same thing.
>b-but it looks the same
So do a bear and an racoon from afar and I hope you get the irony on this last example

>>79946847
Wew. If Mr. Shekelberg wouldn't have told me how stupid christians are one would think there's an intelligent designer behind this

>>79946927
>intelligent designer
Is called trial and error through millions of years

so did prometheus plant that wheat? he must have survived.

>>79946944
You do know evolution is just a theory right?

>>79946972
So is gravity

>>79946896
Not saying they're the same, just saying that this guy >>79945386
is correct when he says 'Even on Earth totally separated animals have developed the same survival techniques'

>>79946998
>the height of atheist argumentation
Sad

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>>79947035
>>79946927

>>79945632
because they found W H E A T

>>79946972

EVERY scientific discovery is based upon theory becaus ethats how science works.

It just doesnt DECLARE something as fact like a 5yo would or your average religious nut.

>>79946972

>Evolution is just a theory

And so is gravity and heliocentrism (that the earth orbits the sun) but I bet you have no problem accepting those theories do you? Dumb cunt

>>79947106
>You accept one theory therefor you must accept them all
>You dumb cunt
Please seek help.
All the best

>>79947139
trolling outside of /b/ is against the global rules of 4chan

enjoy your ban

>>79945784
This is the same novel which features a planet with living oceans.

It's fucking rad.

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I'm gonna say this is going to be worse than Prometheus.

The entire cast seems like a black void of charisma (see the "Last Supper" scene on yt), another chick dressed up as Ripley, instead of continuing with Shaw, people being dumb about stuff and dying for dumb reasons.
That's Prometheus 2 alright, minus cool visuals

>>79944951
Wheat is nightmare fuel for celiacs

>>79944999
>Guys, notice how quiet it is?

And then a Xenomorph eats him.

KINO

>>79946896
Sharks don't lay eggs

>>79947263
>Sharks don't lay eggs

some do

http://marinelife.about.com/od/Sharks/f/Do-Sharks-Lay-Eggs.htm


>Bony fish produce large numbers of eggs that may scatter throughout the ocean, sometimes getting eaten by predators along the way. In contrast, sharks (which are cartilaginous fish) produce relatively few young. Sharks have a variety of reproductive strategies, although they can be divided into two main groups - those that lay eggs, and those that give birth to live young.

>Of the approximately 400 species of sharks, about 40% lay eggs. This is called oviparity. When the eggs are laid, they are in a protective egg case (which sometimes washes up on the beach and is commonly called a "mermaid's purse"). The egg case has tendrils that allows it to attach to a substrate such as corals, seaweed or the ocean bottom. In some species (such as the horn shark), the egg cases are pushed into the bottom or into crevices between or under rocks.

>In oviparous shark species, the young get their nourishment from a yolk sac. They may take several months to hatch. In some species, the eggs stay inside the female for a period of time before they are laid, so that the young have a chance to develop more fully and spend less time in the vulnerable, immobile egg cases before they hatch.

>>79946593
I don't think that small group of people is meant to populate the planet. They're probably an advance team/scouting party. They just want to send couples because they aren't coming back to Earth, at least not for a very long time.

test

>>79944951
Plot twist spoiler shaw planted it

>>79946593
A gay man can still impregnate a woman

The wheat as an establishing shot is a metaphor for the colonists' embryos being groomed for xeno gene implantation. The neomorph versus xenomorph battle Ridley is forcing is a commentary on the friction between millennial and boomer value systems. You heard it here first.

>>79947393
Why are the xenomorph and neomorph fighting? Non-metaphorically.

I haven't really been keeping up with this movie.

>>79947343
Why enforce a gay man to breed when you could just send a straight man

>>79944999
I want /pol/ to leave this board.They fucking demolished this place with their retarded memes and mentatlity.

>>79947343
That's still not the gay couple breeding.

>>79947785
COZ DEEVOHRSETEH MA MAN

>>79945269
Kelowna

>>79944951
>No helmets
>Again
Also gee whiz I sure do love that facehugger scare never seen that shit in an Alien movie.

>>79945632
>some big assumptions
For you

>>79947343
>7 couples
>6 breed because male/female
>gay couple can't because you can't impregnate an already pregnant women
>literally useless couple for the mission
At least lesbians can still be impregnated by other men, but gay men are death weight (in this case).

But if what some anon said is true, that there're more people in cryostasis, then I'm fine with the gay couple, because 1 couple not breeding among 100 is insignificant, compared to 1 among 7

>>79947757
Why does one subspecies eventually edge out another and go on to dominate? To meme their genes and assure their existence. I'm just going with what the spoilers in >>79942496 are saying. As a plot device, pitting one apex pred with another would be the only way any purely human characters get to make the franchise trademark harrowing escape and survive.

>>79947800
>comes to a place, where normal people have conversations
>complains he can't take a shit in the middle of the room

You can make them go away by pressing Alt+F4, you special snowflake.

>>79946847
there is more to an animal than its shape, the shape is in fact pretty superficial and basic compared to its innards

>>79944999
Nigger, if there is wheat on the planet that would imply either a human or other indigenous life. And the fact that no one seems to be around the human planted plant means something could have happened.

>>79947905
more like
>come to a place where everyone is taking a shit in the middle of the room
>complain about it
>gets shit on for it

I wish there was a dude in charge of shooting in the head to every stupid retard in this mission
>What are the odds?
>Blam
>Why?
>Sorry, we must perpetuate the species, no room for retards

>Did you heard tha?
>What?
>No birds...
>Blam

>Lets enter in this alien ship with no equipment
>Blam blam blam

But to be honest he would probably would start killing people as soon as they reach the planet
>Lets go outside without our suits
>Lets bring a gay couple to a colonizing mission with only 7 couples

>>79948130
I keked in agreement

>>79947393
Nice

>>79947861
Reminder that the facehugger burnt through his helmet in literally the first movie

>>79948032
>muh opinion
>muh feelings

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>>79948217
t./pol/ack

>>79948207
Still, you should have your helmet and suit on. They don't know aliens can penetrate it anyway but a fireman doesn't enter in a building on fire with only his civilian clothes just because the fire still can go through his suit

>>79945094
>he thinks that all the characters are not engineers, scientists and other people with useful jobs
>>79946593
>he thinks that 10 people can populate a planet

>>79948262
>>he thinks that 10 people can populate a planet
Nowhere in my post I said that. Just because in each one of my posts I don't point out every single plot hole doesn't mean I don't acknowledge them

>>79948262
To be honest in a mission like this EVERYBODY should have several degrees and an extensive knowledge of everything, plus combat and survival training.

>>79948217
>gets triggered
fucking cucks in denial, jesus

>>79948296
>Nowhere in my post I said that
>They fucking sent a gay couple, not even lesbians for more uterii
>but they can't do something heterosexuals do...breed.
So what are you saying here? First you say that it's stupid to send homosexuals because they can't breed and when I point out the fact that you think that the cast is there to populate a planet you say that you said no such thing.

>>79948339
>think that the cast is there to populate a planet
Trailer says that, I'm going to assume that's their mission. Impossible realistically speaking and already pointed by me and other anons in previous posts and threads, but that's their mission I think that's their mission because the trailer says that's their mission.

I'm building on what another anon said, but I guess one should point out all plot holes in every post.

>>79944951
Soooo

Why does an android need to wear a jacket and a hat?

>>79948339
He's saying that on top of all the problems other anons mentioned there's also the problem of the male gay couple, he isn't denying anything. Learn2read.

>Older version of an android fools scientists
Yep, if they put before me a pentium 2 I'd totally think is a modern computer

>>79948401
I'm looking at the trailer right now, they say nothing about populating. They say
>Large scale Colonization mission
And I believe that pod transportation was mentioned as some point. So they are just the vanguard
>>79948442
Look if he hates gay couple that's one thing which I won't bother with, but dont go
>but they can't reproduce xDDD
when they are not there to do that.

How can David kill anyone? he's just a head...

reminder that there are no wild red species of tomatoes

I have yet to see any fucking footage from this movie that isn't a shaky camera
fucks sakes ridley
also for the love of fuck fassbender is the ONLY thing going for this movie, he's fantastic, and they fucking cut some of his scenes because ???????
FUCK

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>>79946674
>believes in the big jew in the sky

>people not realizing this was all a WY ploy
>continue to complain about having gays on a colonization effort, etc.

Or do you think it is a coincidence they were sent to the same planet Shaw ends up on? This is what the company does to folks that ask for their bonus

>numorphs vs xenomoprhs

bravo

>>79948722
he's an android m8, this role is as close we'll see him playing an autist

>>79948765
We know it's a WY ploy, what we don't understand is how the crew doesn't realize this with the first sing aka the wheat

After after seing they just go outside without their suits I guess they're IQ 60 hillbilies and not scientists

>>79948802
I doubt WY is about to send their best and brightest to a bonus situation type mission.

>>79948818
Are you assuming /tv/ is full of bright minds? because we already found "NOPE I'm out" situations in the trailer

>>79948818
this, also we don't know how the crew responds as they realize things because all we have is a couple trailers. If you work for a company that seems legit, get excited for a chance to go on a colonization project, you find wheat somehow. Would you immediately assume you've been betrayed and are going to die horribly?

>>79947343

how would he get a boner?

>>79948870
I wish there was a genre savy guy
>Lets go out without our suits
>What? are you serious? for real?
And he goes out WITH the helmet and weapons
>Guys, wheat, what are the odds?
>Of finding modern Earth wheat lthat needs humans for its reproduction laying around? zero. Hi, WY? yeah, Billy here, can you tell us what the fuck is happening here?
Also
>Look, a space ship, lets go inside...
>I'm out, I'm going back to the ship, those who stay are going to be shoot on sight when, sorry, if they return, just saying. Walter, you with me

>>79948883
Yeah that's a good point. These characters don't know they're in a long-running sci-fi (horror?) franchise and that they work for Evil Inc. Our skepticism is largely based on our preexisting meta knowledge of WY and the alien franchise.

>>79945875
I think it's more a case of scriptwriters being the least talented, least intelligent and laziest type of writer in existence. Even comic book writers put in more effort.

>>79948941
seeing movies with you must be awful

>>79948944
You're a scientist, you find modern wheat laying around on a planet, you're going to start questioning everything.

Also you're scientist, you aint going to enter inside an alien ship without at least your helmet on

These characters are bumbling retards

>>79946972

evolution is a white supremacist theory. look up some PoC alternatives

>>79944951

> Cheers to these happy couples going to colonize a new world
> Wow the planet has trees and wheat
> No animals at all
> Some spaceship. Lets explore
> Large eggs
> Violent aliens kill colonizers off one by one
> Ripley look alike will only be one left alive

Are they even trying to be original anymore?

>>79948986
When it's supposed to be comedy, or just a couple of college sluts and jocks I'm fine with stupidity. When they're supposed to be scientists I'm not ok with stupidity, arrogance and hubris? yes, completely retardation no.

wheatkīno

>>79949006
>start questioning
and you assume they don't why? The trailer already implied they were suspicious of it, same as the ship.

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>it is americucks shit up the thread with their reddit design episode

>>79949064
>same as the ship
They enter the ship without equipment and the biosuits on, that's complete retardation

>>79945215
Billy and the Wheatasaurus

>>79949043
no, you want the characters to know they are in an Alien movie

>>79944999
Are you retarded? Maybe you can explain the vegetation and natural water, which are the ingredients for life to form, and why there is literally nothing there.

>>79945115
NAME 5 MOVIES WHERE THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS

>>79948130
Then it would be a short movie

why is it always scientists and other important dudes? they will never resolve the bonus situation with these guys.

>>79949097
Doesn't this universe have movies and books? this is like creating AI, even if the majority of the characters are ok with it there's going to be someone who watched at least one of the endless movies with AI revels and kills everybody tropes on it. Even some scientists nowadays say that the moment an AI realizes how dangerous we're they're going to get rid of us.

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What did they mean by this?

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>>79948130
>>Blam blam blam

>>79948130
>Slasher movie in where the bad guy is actually getting rid of horror movie tropes characters to avoid horror movie tropes situations to happen
Would watch

>>79949086
Again, we know nothing of what is going on. If they are worried about infection it would already be too late

>>79948130
Why would a space ship have no room for retards but room for the mentally insane? I would rather go on a mission with Rainman then with Norman Bates

>>79949233
>infection
That's not even the first problem that went through my mind, it's an alien ship, the chances of alien live forms breathing OUR air are almost 0, even if the planet has our air the ship could have it's own atmosphere, yet they enter without equipment.

>>79947299
>some do

wow ok thanks

>>79949155
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsQuietTooQuiet

>>79949233
oh come on, you know damn well they'll just go with a "wtf is this" scene and the retards will just go in because there in awe in front of that discovery

>>79949086
they may have been offered a bonus

>>79949257
>even if the planet has our air the ship could have it's own atmosphere
The ship has a hole in it

>>79945094
per leaks

plot device is thousands of human eggs collected and frozen, unthawed and tube birthed when on the planet. None of those old cucks will have a human baby. The SS robot has a deep directive which is to breed xeno DNA with the human eggs

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You think the aliens knew what tasty wheat tasted like?

>>79949314
Volcanoes have holes on it, doesn't mean what's inside isn't hot and full of lethal gases

>>79949207
Cabin in the Woods 2?

>>79949363
The ship has a hole on it and no power, so it would have no way to generate it's own atmosphere

>>79949347
kek

>>79949347
>Wanna buy some death sticks?

what do you think Weyland Yutani's tax policies are?

>>79945215
It's Prometheus 2

>>79949363
yes, and when the alien ship starts glowing red and shooting lava you'll have a point.

>>79948889
Like any other gay man

>>79949380
>so it would have no way to generate it's own atmosphere
I'm watching the trailer and I don't see holes on it, and even if you're right, closed rooms inside the ship

>>79949275
agaim you'rr injecting meta into the movie. All we know is they found a broken down ship on an earthlike planet.

>>79949415
My great grandpa was a miner, you're stupid.

>>79946968
Underrated

>go to Iceland
>THIS IS AN ALIEN PLANET

>>79949452
Atleast my genes aren't polluted by moonshine drinking mountain hick miner scum, faggot

>>79949415
Woah, you're stupid. You know that a volcano doesn't need to glow red to expel lethal gases, right?

>>79949484
are you autistic? Honest question

>>79948130
>>Lets bring a gay couple to a colonizing mission with only 7 couples

Please don't tell me this is actually in the movie.

>>79949516
>Trying to refute plot holes
Dunno, are you?. Movie is stupid, we're going to still watch it, but it's funny that you try to refute obvious stupidity and ignorance from the screenwriters, so, are you autistic?

>>79945269
its new zealand not canada

>>79949533
There're 7 or so couples and one of them is gay, yes. But it seems they have lots of embryos in the ship, so the repopulation mission doesn't fall entirely in those couples shoulders.

>>79949563
>refute plotholes
>on a movie that is not even out
We don't know the plot faggot, so we don't know any plotholes, so those plotholes can't be refuted. /tv/ just wants to autisticly complain about random shit, like always

>>79949401

>AMEEBO, IMPERIAL POLICE!

Do you think they have leartn from Prometheus' wreck?

>>79949666
You can't fool me, Satan, go shill in shell

>>79949599

i think David uses the hiv virus found in the gays blood to create the alien

Do you guys think they will harvest it with a space scythe?

>>79948652
Guys?

Someone approved of the Alien jumping around on the ship, and said "yup that's what we'll show in the trailer."

Just in case you didn't know guys, this movie has an Alien in it!

Danny mcbride is always kenny powers to me. This movie is literally alien featuring Kenny Powers.

>>79949963
he crafted himself a body from alium jizz

not joking

>>79950116
It's aluminium

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>Couple survivors trying to escape with ayylmao attacking them
GONNA BE AN AMAZING SCENE LADS

>>79949261

You're welcome.

>>79950143
Since this scene is still in the planet my guess is that they think they would lose the ayylmao only for it to sneak inside the Covenant

>>79950143
looks good senpai, don't see the issue

>>79950143
Shouldn't a cargo ship's windshields made to withstand a lot of shit? I mean, its work is basically lift heavy stuff, if something goes wrong you want to be safe in the cockpit. You wouldn't want to wear a paper helmet in a construction site

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>>79944999
>directly after this line somebodies communicator will ring loudly

>>79944999
>NO SHIT YOU ARE ON AN ALIEN PLANET WHIT NO INDIGENOUS WILDLIFE

Yeah but why though, is what she's asking. You imbecile.

>>79950196
yup :)

>>79950202
It withstood a strong ass alien bashing on it.

>>79950196
Why is it bashing the glass with its head instead of the jaw it uses to destroy fucking skulls?

>>79949264

You know I'm actually shocked how short the film section is, I honestly expected much more.

>>79950384
It can probably hit harder with its skull.

>>79950419
But it's secondary mouth can go through its own skull...which means its skull is weaker than its secondary mouth

>>79950435
Worse (because Alien 4 is not canon), in Aliens a gun can totally go through alien's head, and any heavy machinery glass should be bullet proof, so why is the head doing anything against the glass?

>>79944999
>>79945463
>>79945541
>>79949111
Isn't it implied that there was life there prior to the Aliens coming there and wiping it all out?

>>79948889
>boyfriend sucks him off
>spits jizz into turkey baster
>shove up woman and squeeze out jizz
>babbies

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>>79946658

>>79950591
Profit!!!!???

>>79950530
It's pretty obvious the ayyliums wiped out everything after david and the girl brought the virus and genocided the engineers but don't mind the clueless retards.
The eggs are what's left of them in dormant state waiting for new food to come.

>>79950435
do you mean 4? That shit was never explained right. Did they shatter aloen skulls? And how come the inner jaw can so easily be ripped out?

>>79950640
My thoughts exactly

>>79950473
Alien 4 is canon

>>79948818
When Weyland Yutani sends their people, they're not sending their best.

>>79950720
Shots fired

Imagine landing on an alien planet and find huge fields of dude weed lmao.

Isn't that the Mexican from Hateful Eight

DUDE NIGGERS LMAO

>>79944951
Why would you send a gay couple to a colonizing mission?

>>79950999
Colon is a part of the intestine, and gays fuck each other's butts, they're always colonizing each other if you like. It makes sense

>>79950999
Have you ever seen an Alien movie anon? WY isn't honest with its employees

>>79950828

their best people are smart enough to know that staying home is the bonus situation.

>>79951060
> they won't notice that gays can't make babies

>>79951049
is like poetry, it rhymes.

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http://www.avpgalaxy.net/2017/03/01/alien-covenant-set-reports-now-released/

not quiet anymore.

>>79944999
This. The film sounds so fucking stupid. Also they made it too obvious who will be the main character(s) in the trailer... and they showed the xenomoprh in full daylight for several seconds. What the fuck?

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Has any franchise fallen as hard as Alien?

>>79945166
THREE STINKIN DAYS

>>79951079
Cmon now, imagine our society continued on to this point. Is it so hard to believe that the first person who mentioned that the gays can't procreate would be shouted down as insensitive shitlords who need to check their privilige?

>>79951139
Nothing wrong with showing the Xeno

http://www.cinemablend.com/news/1630560/what-the-title-of-alien-covenant-really-means

>the Covenant is actually populated with 2,000 colonists

there we go. sodomize away, sodomites.

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>>79951106
> Joblo spotted something during their visit that that might interest the fans wondering about what happened to Shaw! “One piece of art that I kept going back to was a Giger-esque drawing of Shaw’s head (Noomi Rapace) surrounded by bio-mechanical tubes, as if she was mutating into something

So the virus turned her into the Xeno queen after genociding the engineers.
Bravo Ridley.

>>79944951
Kek

>>79951205
This, in our times facts don't matter anymore, we live in a society were feels > reals.

What does xeno pussy feel like?

>>79951269
thats actually awesome. It still bothers me we missed out on that shit from the deleted scenes of Alien

>>79951303
>THE HYPERSLEEP CHAMBER: On my way down the corridor, I fell upon the “HYPERSLEEP CHAMBER” set. The pace was disheveled, trash and clothes were on the ground. I eventually learned that Shaw locked herself in there, she used the area as a refuge. Refuge from whom? Not sure. But my money is on her and David not getting along too well, especially in light of his new “creator” ambitions.
Looks like David genocided them and turned Shaw into the Xeno queen.

>>79951388
How? David is a head, how can a head do anything?

>>79951493
Made himself a new body during the trip with the tech in the ship.
That or Shaw genocided them and then had to make a run for it and lock herself when the Xenos started to pop out of the engineers' bodies.
Second seems more believable tbqh even though the David believing himself a creator to get back at mankind and the engineers and turning her into the Queen twist would be alright.

>We got to see a Facehugger blasted out of a cannon

that sounds like fun. you know those amusement park games where you shoot balls out of a compressed air gun to knock down targets? imagine that but you shoot facehuggers at mannequins and get more prize tickets the more people you infect.

>In terms of new breeds: I spied an alien with a face shaped like a butt-hole (looked like a “creation”), an Engineer without his skin (I am assuming this is an Engineer that was dissected for study) and the alien that surfaced at the end of Prometheus (aka The Deacon).

BUTTHOLE ALIEN! IT'S FUCKIN' PONDA BABA OR HOWEVER IT'S SPELLED (CHECK WOOKIEPEDIA)

>>79951493

tricked Noomi into reattaching it? robot maintenance is probably very easy when the robot is able to walk you through the procedure.

>>79951586
>Making yourself a spare body with alien ship parts that will pass as a new model android
kay

>>79946394
What a valuable insight you've shared.

>>79951636
>that will pass as a new model android
wat?

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>>79944951
where do i get a hat like that?

>>79947800
>everyone i dont like is an altright nazi from /pol/
sounds about right for a trans-squirrelkin non-genderbinary snowflake

>>79951269
I didn't want this fate for her.

>>79951683
David is going to kill Walter and pass as him in the movie.

>>79951803
and how is he going to kill him without a body in the first place?

>>79951694
Join the French Foreign Legion.
It's a piece of cake.

>>79951864
That's what I'm asking

>>79952018
Where did they imply he kills Walter?

>>79952043
The script has been leaked

what if it turns out the aliens developed agriculture, formed a small village society, and are only killing the colonists in self-defence?

>>79952108
point to it, i can't find it

I enjoyed Promotheus

>>79949206
>>79949207

I'm getting a guy to write a draft script as I type this

>>79951388
>Shaw taking refuge from David

pottery

>This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress had the best version of a franchise no matter what is done now. Anyway, she was in another probable franchise but bailed for the second installment because she couldn’t stand the groping and pawing and general sexual harassment she was put through by this foreign born A- list actor.
>Actress: Noomi Rapace
>Best franchise: "Milennium Trilogy"
>Probable franchise: "Prometheus"
>A- list actor: Michael Fassbender

>>79952375
jej'd but doubt magneto would touch any girl that isn't sporting a light tan

>>79945328
and alien wheat is different from earth wheat.
if you saw something that looked like a dog but different you'd think "shit aliens that are similar to earth animals" not "space dogs? who has been breeding them from space wolves?"

>>79952638

FACT: Alien Wheat is the secret ingredient in W-Y's corn bread recipe.

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>>79952897
if only the writers had this much initiative

>>79952936

shoulda discussed the bonus situation with FOX before they got started.

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>>79944963
>wheatposting
>>79946658
>>79950604

>>79953024
nah that joke has always been shit chicken shit

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>>79953027

>>79944951
>A hunter so good that it ate all the prey
That's not how evolution works.

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>movie set in future
>in that future, they don't have any futuristic sci-fi horror films to reference

i wonder what sort of kinos and tropes exist in that universe.

>>79944951
This looks pretty lame, it's exactly the same movie as the other ones with a crew full of incompetent idiots that all get killed due to their own incompetence.

Also who the fuck colonizes a planet with 4 couples how retarded is that...pass on this one.

>colonial mission
>sent less than 20 people

Enjoy your retard babies when the inbreeding starts

>>79953117
artificially created bioweapons aren't gonna be affected by evolution in just one generation

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>>79953152
>>79953185

you're going to feel mighty stupid when some text like this pops up.

>>79950024
Kenny's cutting into my goddamn alien franchise.

And he's only like the 4th worst thing about this.

>>79953291
>sending a colony ship to a planet before you send drones to scout out the area to ensure it's safe and habitable
If that happens this movie will be even worse than I thought possible.

>>79953120
>2100
>Watching movies
Go to bed, grandpa

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>>79950473
>Alien 4 is not canon
It is :^)

>>79953050
Right.

>>79950143
Well...that really doesn't look so bad, the more I go over it.

Ridley will probably have everything looking pretty slick by the time it's out.

But you just KNOW the writing and dialogue's still going to be full of the same Prometheus retardation.

>>79949336
link to leaks pls

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>>79944999
>>Guys, notice how quiet it is?

Too quiet.

LOOK OUT THERE'S AN ALIEN™ XENOMORPH® ATTACKING! Now available in your local toystore.

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>>79948237
>Posts a screencap from 2013 complaining about /pol/
>In 2017
Why are you here?

>>79952375
>couldn’t stand the groping and pawing and general sexual harassment she was put through by this foreign born A- list actor
>>A- list actor: Michael Fassbender

Assbender is full jungle fever dude.

>>79953291
>Crew: About a dozen expendables and a robot

heheheh

>>79953966
It's funny because they literally put out pre-orders for the toys even before this trailer came out.

Does anyone have the leaked plotline they can post?

>>79954538
probably this?
http://www.alien-covenant.com/topic/42974

>>79954604
>http://www.alien-covenant.com/topic/42974

Thanks anon