What's going through Bruce Jenner's head?

deafening levels of cognitive dissonance.

Mel is like 5'10 right? Jesus christ how tall is that specimen?

>>79923269
''Damn I wish I wish I had a beard like that''

>>79923324
5'11

>>79923269
that girl looks like she could be Mel's daughter

>>79923324
more like 5'7

everyone in hollywood is at least three inches shorter than what they're listed as

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>>79923304
>Those hands

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>WHY WASN'T I BORN BEAUTIFUL FUCKING STACY'S REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Something like that

>>79923368
Don't be disgusting she's pregnant with his child.

>>79923390
how would you know

>>79923324
6'2" plus heels, keep in mind bruce jenner was a top athlete once lmao

>>79923420
There's nothing disgusting about a loving father impregnating his young daughter.

>>79923269

The dashboard of her Lexus

No wait that was the woman she murdered.

>>79923420
his ninth child

>>79923491
actually it was Bruce that murdered that woman and then disappeared off the face of the earth so they couldnt convict him

>>79923324
he's 5'8" lmao

>>79923478
Mel can probably impregnate a female just by looking at her

>>79923390
I work in the industry

>>79923396
damn what was the last time you saw Sam Rockwell in something?

>>79923269
those are like chloe hands kek

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>everyone forgets that Bruce Jenner got wasted at a party on a private jet, and then ran over a family

>isnt in prison

>>79923637
Too long ago, he's almost always kino

>>79923637
the way way back was the last movie i can remember

>>79923425
Its pretty easy once you reference them from each other, the contradictions come out immediately

>>79923541

Caitlyn doesn't identify as a murderer, you fucking bigot. Please use the adjectives people choose for themselves.

>>79923695
that was way way back

>>79923704
if the lying is so widespread then its impossible to know how tall anyone is

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>>79923507
>tfw mel is never going to be your father

>>79923269
If he was young today, he would win almost every female medal at Olympics, since how you identify is more important than the level of testosterone.

>>79923655

I thought he rear-ended someone, launched them into an intersection and they were killed in the ensuing collision

>>79923269
"Please kill me."

>>79923784
you can marry into the family

>>79923491
>she

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>>79923749

>>79923269
He's just mirin Gibson's majestic beard.

>>79923269
A bunch of meds to keep him from killing himself

How do trannies deal with the fact that they will NEVER be real, attractive women that men desire? Always a fetish object at best.

>>79924170
they kill themselves

>>79924170
my fetish is being an object

hate to break the news to you buddy but most men think of women as objects too

either way its a win win scenario

>>79924245
Women as objects can reproduce which makes them last longer. Trannies are only good for a pump and dump, they'll never have a meaningful relationship.

>>79923637
https://youtu.be/zKa8EiSVDgo

>>79923269
>body of an olympian
>ye I think I can make this woman thing work

God bless Bruce Jenner

>>79923269
>>79923304
I don't think he had any strong feelings.

Jenner is drawn to leftist thinking because he was surrounded by sycophants and "supportive" friends and family who won't utter a word of constructive criticism, not because he is a frothing at the mouth ideologue. When encountering a couple who completely contradict his world view it is not shattering, more like a curiosity, a little apprehensive at first, but as you can see this apparently turned into his introductory social skills "hello darling" in the 2nd pic.

>>79925798
DELET THIS

>>79925831
>Jenner is drawn to leftist thinking

Nice try. He's a Republican and a Trump supporter

>>79924170
most women aren't that attractive, unless they are severely neurotic it is probably how you feel about not being a billionaire

>>79925869
Bought and paid for.

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>>79923269
Is that the official "I'm a crazy bastard" beard?

>>79925869
Trump is a leftist by my standards.

>>79923580
I'd let him impregnate me and I'm a straight guy.

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>>79925897
I like this trend.

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>>79923637
>mfw Moon came out before Iron Man 2

I'd suck on it's fake titties tho

>>79923655
s/hes rich, laws are only for the poor

>>79923269
He looks straight out a Mad Max movie

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>>79925861

>>79923269
"she" could really go for the part of the tyrannosaur rex on the next Jurassic park movie

>>79923304
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>79923269
I like his Sadam hussein beard

>>79924284
Neither will you

>>79923269
Oh shit, so that is the south park character?

I'm not american so I never knew who the fuck it was

>>79923269
I killed someone and got a away with it.

>>79923269
Would Bruce be able to rape Mel.

You know he could just wait for Mel around the corner one night when Mel goes home from the pub.

He could just grab the drunk midget with his massive arms and choke the life out of him then drag him to the nearest dark alley.

>>79923563
>he

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>>79926989
Its a broken monster and mel is fit as fuck for his age

>>79923269
i kinda feel bad for transgender people, not their fault they're fucked in the head especially since there really is no room for them in this world

>>79923269
kek even trannies hate muslims

thats pretty scary

>>79927040
I think we should just give them a painless merciful death.

>>79925798
Now give Mel Bruce's face.

>>79923315
the kind that fries your brain in an instant. you can see it on his face

>>79923269
>Kanye will never fuck me up the ass with his BBC

someone put them on that death grips album cover

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>>79927028
He wouldn't even have to eat spinach to fuck that mentally ill queer tranny up.

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>>79926118

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>>79927233
Crash'd

>>79923269
what the FUCK is mel gibson a manlet??? im shaking right now

>>79926635
t. triggered tranny

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They're probably friends because Jenner is a conservative

> sploosh

how do I become this based in middle age?

>>79927720
lift, smoke and drink

>>79926390
kek

>>79928280
thank you

>>79923304
He seems genuinely entertained by this.

>>79928280
>>79928375
Also, you've gotta have a burning hatred for Jews, blacks, and women.

>>79923304
he looks like he's about to burst out laughing

>>79925485
No one can say the man is just but a dreamer, that's for sure.

>>79927028
Dude, no joke, Bruce would murder that fucking manlet.
I like Mel, but I mean, come on, that thing is still Bruce Jenner.

>>79928597
>Mel
>fucking jacked and has the hatred of jews and niggers with him
>Bruce
>skinny hasbeen faggot that looks like a unpassable trap

hmm

>>79923269
jesus mel's beard is fantastic, and I don't even like beards

Santa Gibson

Santa Mel?

>>79923269
>>79923304
>What's going through Bruce Jenner's head?
pumping the fluid druid with his muck

>>79928597
I could see it going either way. I'd like to see the fight. Fucking young cunt keeps a man virile and Mels new fuckhole is only 26 years old.

I wouldn't be too surprised if he took the hormone-induced creature that is bruce jenner out with one hit.

>>79923655
I want to marry FrankenFran!

>>79928695
Still, it's Bruce fucking Jenner. Not only that, it's a severely mentally unstable Bruce Jenner.

>>79928807
It would be a very entertaining spectacle, yes. No matter the outcome.

>>79928852
lmao he was a fucking runner not a weight lifter or a boxer. he's nothing but a gangly crossdresser.

>>79924245
>Triggered tranny

>>79924170
They can't deal with it, just like they can't deal with the fact that they're mentally fucked up. It's hilarious to the see increase in suicides after they go through their surgeries. They're like children complaining just to complain, then you give them what they want, and they hate it.

>>79928895
>lmao he was a fucking runner not a weight lifter or a boxer.

yeah go fight usain bolt hes only a runner lmao he just runs around am i right

>>79928407
Sweet that just leaves smoking lifting and drinking awwww yeah

>>79928943
RACIST

>>79924170
the ones who are comfortable with being pre-op are fine with it

post-ops well shit I don't know man.

>>79923269
>mfw a tranny voted for Trump but Based Mel didn't.

>>79927720
>61
>middle age

He will not last another decade

>>79923420
>don't be disgusting
>about Mel Gibson
Pls

>>79928895
Bruce Jenner competed in decathlon.

this is the official tranny thread:
>>79917936

>>79923269
>Bruce

>>79923507
his ninth WHITE child.

BASED MEL

>>79929851
hell be fine

>>79923390
Nah, Jake Gyllenhaal literally measured himself on conan. Dude is 5'11" but for some reason he looks shorter.

>>79923269

> perhaps i had never seen a real man before this moment and confused myself with the other sex
> ive made a terrible mistake
> god, i want to fuck his daughter

>>79926118
Wait, they came out with Iron Man 2 already?

>>79923390
If for some reason I ever get launched into stardom I'm gonna say I'm 5'3 even though I'm really about 5'10, so everyone thinks that everyone else in hollywood lies about their height like crazy if I'm in a picture with them. Nobody would guess that I was lying and saying I'm shorter than I am, so everyone will think that hollywood is full of midgets.

That is my plan.

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>>79927028
Lazy edit

>>79923269
so is Bruce actually his friend or something, why would he go to the premiere?

>>79923655
>Bruce Jenner kills 1 and injures multiple others in Feb 2015

>comes out as a transgender woman in April 2015

Brucie couldn't handle the trauma and his world of guilt and misery and blame turned into one of adoration and praise.

>manlets taking all the hot bitches
>lanklet queer starts crossdressing and taking BBC because he can't compete

Lanklets BTFO

>>79923269
Holy fugg he looks terrible
Photoshop fucking works wonders

>>79927292
He's 5'9". Bruce Jenner is like 6'3" AND wearing heels

>>79923304
That beard is magnificent

>>79923304
image bruce giving you a hot handjob with his meaty tranny hands

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>those broad shoulders

anyone have the webm of Mel shaking that negroid's hand on the red carpet?

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>>79931619
It's impossible to have "a male brain" or a "female brain" in the opposite body. Sure, you can have a more feminine brain than your male counterparts, but that doesn't make you a woman. You are genetically a man and always will be.

>>79923655
Laws dont apply to rich famous snowflakes

>>79931670
what the FUCK is that

>>79923368
lol she was born when Mel was 35

>>79925831
Jenner is a republican self described "traditionalist" that thinks gays shouldn't be allowed to marry, go figure

>>79923269
>i wish i still had a penis

>>79931760
Makes sense. Iran leads the world in sex reassignment surgery because it's seen as a cure for homosexuality. Transgenderism is itself very conservative.

>>79931843
he still has it though, he probably get bored in a while and turn back

>>79931931
Ripping his mangled pickle inside out and stapling the gore to your taint isn't really the same as having it.

>>79928852
So you think since he mentally unstable hes going to have retard like strength?

>>79925916
Then what the fuck are Hillary and Bernie?

>>79932173
Old ass niggas.

>>79932173
the system

>>79925916
youre a cringey faggot by mine.

Hey now anon he's a traditionalist

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>>79923507
Based Mel picking up the slack and securing a future existence for white children.

>>79925916
tips le jackboot

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>>79923269
Holy shit it does exist!

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>>79923655

>now a tranny and getting on that BBC train his daughters kept bragging about

Truly an example of the American dream.

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>>79935490
This world is going to hell, dude.
I don't even know which one repulses me more. The faggot that dreams of being a woman even though hes an old fucking man, or the poor little black Manlet that is eating out his Manpussy?

>>79923269

Someone needs to make a sequel to Braveheart called Braveheart 5000. In the year 5000 A.D. we have the technology to clone Mel Gibson and create a perfect indestructible anti-semitic human cyborg that goes back in time to the current year and rolls through Hollywood mercilessly killing off all the Hellywood kikes and then moving on to kill off all the banker jews and then lastly into a final act where Braveheart 5000 storms the Vatican and finds their kiddie f**king dungeons and releases all the children and then fire bombs the entire Vatican. The final scene is Braveheart 5000's entire body and finally his hand submerging into a lake of fire engulfing the Vatican as he yells out "FREEDOM".

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>>79923304
>mfw that thing trying to do a female voice

>>79923304
Pictured from left to right:
Rosalind Ross
Mel Gibson, inside
Mel Gibson, outside
Wheaties

BIG

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>>79926390
underrated post

>>79935935
Bruce still has a dick tho.

>>79936936
underrated

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>>79936936
>Mel Gibson, inside

>>79931483
I genuinely believe that (((someone))) offered him the deal of having it brushed under the carpet if they became a tranny.

The guy was a masculine icon back in the day. It's all part of (((their))) attempt to destroy the west.

>>79923269

Mental illness

>>79923269
>when will they learn?

>>79935278
anthony cumia.jpg

>>79923269
Sadly no bullet.

Mel is so full of life.

>>79931255
>his daughter

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You shouldn't go full tranny over the age of 35.
>mfw legitimately want to be a woman
>mfw i know i'll never be one
I'd rather be a perfectly functioning man than a cut up, stitched back together, inflated abomination.

>>79935490
isn't he like 70?
i don't see real 70 year old women using miniskirts

at least dress your age if you can't dress your gender

>>79935278
Aww look at those little baby hands

>>79942277
you need pimozide

>>79935490
isn't he a Canadian

caitlyn*

>>79923269
rip glorious beard

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>>79923304

>>79923324
>5'10"
>tall

Fuckin manlets yo.

>>79935490
Black men really will fuck anything with a hole.

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>Make a religious porn movie that only rednecks and white trash like
>Get drunk and when a cop pulls you over you express your love for sand niggers
>Beg your Jewish overlords for forgiveness and apologize multiple times, but they show no mercy and kill your career
>Become an even bigger alcoholic in your depression
>Your wife cucks you for a nigger
>You get caught on tape crying about how upset you are that your wife is cucking you for a nigger
>Now trying to appease his masters by making an anti-war movie glamorizing a soldier who refused to kill the enemy, starring a Jewish actor

Is there a bigger cuck in Hollywood than Mel Gibson?

>>79923304
>>79923269
why is he so fucking ugly, couldn't he afford proper surgery?

>>79943981
There's only so much that can be done for a 60 year old man

>>79943975
>hurr durr cuck
>hurr durr nigger

Anti/pol/ fags are worse than /pol/

>>79931670
people get pissed about it but the couple times I've had people complain about me using the wrong gender I ask em this "if something happened and all the cops had to go on was a sample your blood to try and find you would they be looking for a male or female? that's what I will refer to you as

>>79943788
learn to read; he isn't saying 5'10" is tall

>>79923269
> i wanna bang her.

>>79943981
You need to start hormone treatment much earlier in life (ideally pre-puberty) if you want to look passable. It's way, way too late to look like anything but a transvestite by the time you reach that age.

>>79943975
hey rabbi whatcha doin?

>>79943925
that's his bodyguard

>>79923269
this nigga done lost his mind

>>79931393
>>>/fit/

>>79927486
Fucking yolked.
Also, he could play a mean Satan with that pointy beard

>>79944246
tranny's do make scary bodyguards

i wouldnt mess with the moonlit niglet as long as that is around