How come when people talk about Spider-Man 3, they never talk about the fact that Sandman KILLED UNCLE BEN THEN DOES NOTHING TO ABSOLVE HIMSELF OF THIS FACT AND CONTINUES BEING A BANK ROBBING PIECE OF SHIT, THEN TRIES TO KILL SPIDER-MAN?
Brava Raimi
Brava
>>79618561
Because it's still better than the mcu/sony/dceu crap we've had in he past 5 years
Bring it up all the time but why bother when DUDE HOLOCAUST LMAO is all anybody cares about when it comes to these movies
>>79618577
No one talks about it because it's better? Could you try making sense please?
Because the human race made a subconscious decision to simply forget that Sandman had a role in this movie. Thanks for reminding us, alien jerk
Because he tells the full story of what happened to Spider-man (in that it was actually an accident and his gun went off when the other robber bumped into him).
I haven't watched it in years but I seem to remember him turning out to be a decent guy who just wanted to helped his dying daughter.
>>79618561
i like 3 a lot
I like the way Raimi hides a basically Christian story (guilt/revenge/forgiveness) in capeshit-- and no one seems to notice. And it's also strangely faithful to the comics (capturing the symboite in a church bell).
I also like the Toby acting like an asshole scenes
It's always seemed to me that like the Cable Guy, the complaints of how bad 3 was were all exaggerated. so fucking weird. Much better than the edgelord "why can't peter parker fuck boys" bullshit we got later.
>>79618623
You can't reason with brandwar cunts, they don't care about the movie's own quality, only how it measures up to everything else.
>>79618561
There was a Spiderman 3?
>>79618623
Because no one cares you dumbhead it's a 10 year old movie about superheroes
>>79618680
>I like the way Raimi hides a basically Christian story (guilt/revenge/forgiveness) in capeshit-- and no one seems to notice.
Because it's poorly done and unsatisfying you literal shit eater, not to mention an obvious retcon and wow, another sympathetic villain who after Doc Ock, joy.
You enjoy garbage.
>>79618707
You'd be correct if Batman Begins and Spiderman 2 threads didn't happen with frequency you shit eater.
>>79618728
>implying anyone's opinion here counts/matters
Yes you and me both dumbhead
>>79618748
>I say stupid shit on one topic, when I'm proven to be fucking retarded I switch to a different conversation/argument.
>>79618791
>it's an OP acts like a backtracking retard episode
>>79618561
He didn't need to absolve himself, the police never investigated the murder since Uncle Ben was a white separatist and had burnt all his federal documentation and I.D.
>>79618809
>9 posters
I'm not even OP, I just saw your retarded fucking post.
Everyone was shocked at how laughable emo Spidey was to notice anything else about the movie. Maybe it's gained some favor over time, but upon release it was just bad. I saw it opening night in NYC of all places, and the entire theater let out a loud groan after everyone thought it was over upon fading to black but then fading back in for an unnecessary epilogue scene.
>>79618561
Because Spider-Man 3 was a fucking trash movie
>>79618561
He robs banks to pay for his daughter's cancer or something
can we also address how Unlce Ben is a racist black sambo figure for a brand of underwhleming instant WHITE rice?
my god, can Raimi not be stopped?
>>79618728
No they don't. I can't even remember the last time a Nolan Batman thread was on here and no one posts about Raimi Spiderman without it being hijacked by the unfunny Nazi Raimi meme immediately.
>>79619361
>I can't even remember the last time a Nolan Batman thread was on here
>>79615939
>>79619361
>>79618507
Check the catalog before saying stupid shit.
>>79619406
You probably started that thread faggot. Fuck you.
>>79619430
>started the thread before this one, in case someone made this thread.
>Fuck you.
I get that you're upset. It's okay to be wrong, retarded and upset.
>>79619430
>>79619361
From the archives.
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>>79526737
I didn't even look hard.
>>79618680
it's not that 3 was a terrible movie, it's just 1 and 2 were so much better that it couldn't really hold up to them
I was more triggered by him crying at the end. Firstly he's made of fucking sand, secondly water was seen to dissolve him.
Fucking Raimi.
>>79619485
lel I remember that cranberries thread.
fucking funny. i should have replied
>>79618592
How did Raimi get away with that?
>>79618680
>I like the way Raimi hides a basically Christian story (guilt/revenge/forgiveness) in capeshit-
Oh god, everyone at /r/DC_cinematic should be euthanized for good measure.
>>79618561
Cause, uh, he's a... criminal? They're supposed to do bad stuff?
>>79620635
That's a weird backwards world view you've got there, champ
>>79618561
Because all criminals are victims of circumstances but if you disagree then you are fucking evil and irredeemable
t. leftist
>>79618561
Sandman was fucking kino bros