Edge of Seventeen

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>>79335960
I kinda liked it

>>79335960
I edged my seventeen that's for sure

>>>/r9k/34801515

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>dress Hailee up in ugly clothing so that she'd seem more homely
>just makes her even hotter

If it wasn't for the forced AMWF she'd be perfect

I like when she got RICED

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>>79336396
>implying I care what those bitter virgins think

They're absolutely pathetic and their only self-hatred has given them a worldview even sadder and more warped than /pol/

It was pretty good desu. I went in expecting to hate it but the emotional parts were handled very well. Hailee's performance is great btw.

pretty great, I like the autismo mannerism like how she types like she is an old granny writting a letter to her grandson

>film has an Asian male romantic lead
>he's tall, jacked, and has features so aryan he could pass for mixed race

Every time.

It's normie-core as fuck, desu.

>>79336565
That's the vast majority of movies though

>>79336565
back off redditk9

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>Asian guy has more screentime than half the leads
>not featured in the marketing

What did they mean by this?

And in only 13 posts, the thread has devolved into an r/asianmasculinity colony. Do asian people just stare at their screens all day waiting to complain about being asian?

does she have have sex scene? that is the question.

Watching it right now. It's funny, she's very cute, the Asian guy is a adorable, Kristi's a cunt and her brother is a mong.

Also, Woody.

>>79336678
You can't blame Asians for thinking that way when 99% of Asians don't look the way that literally every Asian romantic lead looks.

>>79336499
>Hailee's performance is great btw
Glad she got the Golden Globe nomination, but I wish she would have gotten an Academy Award one too; better than Meryl Streep for "whatever movie she stared in this year" and some darkie for "we wuz scientists n sheit".

>>79336765
To be fair the same can kinda be said of any actor no matter the race.

>>79336765
Neither do 99% of whites
This is just as bad as tumblr whining about how female moviestars are too attractive
I truly apologize that they didn't cast the film with some dumpy overweight-but-not-obese, perfectly average fuck

>>79336736
Yeah. Her and Woody raw dog it in the stationary cupboard in the French cut.

>>79336839
>>79336879
Yes, because Jay Baruchel or Jason Segel are ripped sex gods.

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KIIIIIIINOOOOOOOO DESU?

>>79336898
Of course there are exceptions.

Her ass in the swimming pool was kino.

It's a solid 7/10.

>Dorky Asian guy is tall and handsome and rich and has a six-pack
>Geeky friendless girl is hot with a killer body

The film is good though.

So, is this one of those "look how much shit you missed in HS you dork fuck" movie that makes you depressed because you were/are a neet and can't relate to anything?

>>79337106
it is literally my life but my life didn't have a happy ending

>>79336979
>of course there are exceptions

Exactly their problem. There are exceptions of whites, not Asians; I think they're overreacting to, but I at least understand their complaints.

>>79337026
Needs /hr/ or webms for proof

>>79337060
>Geeky friendless girl is hot with a killer body
Yeah which is why everyone wants to fuck her. She is friendless because she's a cynical cunt.

>>79337142
Don't call me a /hr/, mate.

Really wish there were more movies like it made in this era.
Everything else is some raunchy teen comedy that goes nowhere.

It was good. Her eyebrows are weird though.

>>79336544

>romantic male lead
>he has superior attributes compared to the normal population

Every time.

>>79337183
Bullshit. Like what? It's not 2007 anymore.

>>79337183
There are movies like this, every gosh darn year. Edge of Seventeen just happened to get mainstream attention.

>>79337191
Yes, but in this movie he's the dork who loves her from afar. He's Duckie from Pretty in Pink. But Asian. And tall. And rich. And handsome. And funny.

But she likes a greaseball shitweasel instead.

>>79337201
An era is ten years, mate.

>>79337191
her eyebrows are the best part of her body

>>79337130
Maybe. Though there are a few TV shows that has fairly plain Asians in them.

Not to mention since most Asian countries don't really give a fuck about SJW shit they always cast the sexiest people they can and nobody bats an eye, maybe that pours over a bit to the western market as well. We are used to seeing the spotless manufactured idols and they are judged by that ideal even in the west.

>>79337241
>gosh darn
Don't be fucking lewd.

>>79337241
Name one.

>>79337250
It's only sexist if the female is hot. Duh. Nobody want's some greasy neckbeard euw. Where are all the fat women on TV?!?!?!?

>>79337309
>where are all the fat women? On /tv/

FTFY

>>79337250
>greaseball shitweasel
From his perspective the weird pessimistic but hot chick in her class sends I "I want to fuck you" message to him. You can't blame him for acting that way when her opening line is more or less "I want to blow you and then fuck you".

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>>79337283
Palo Alto. Has best Emma in it.

>>79337381
I wasn't talking about his behavior.

And anyway, it's Hollywood. We're supposed to believe Hailee is uggo in this.

>>79337514
>We're supposed to believe Hailee is uggo in this

Are we? The hottest guy in the school is into fucking her and the guy who has a huge crush on her is rich, hot, and smart.

>>79337414
Is she a bitch in it?

>>79337567
Have you never watched a movie before?

>>79336420

hailee is part asian, anon

>>79337595
Yes, but not like a super bitch or anything, just has bitch-like qualities.

>>79337664
True Emma always shows through the character.

>>79337658
She's a quarter if not less. Doesn't count. Asian blood isn't black blood, it doesn't need to be diluted nearly as much.

>>79337619
Projecting tropes onto characters instead of paying attention to what they actually say/do is a pretty amateur move when you are trying to discern filmmaker intent.

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>It's a coming of age angsty teenage girl movie

>>79337128
you should be Manchester by the Sea, then

when the feels are real, the real is all feel

>>79337794
>caring more for what a film is about rather than how it is about

Any genre can be great or terrible, just because most films of one genre is bad doesn't mean all are.

>>79337794
>I didn't see this movie: The Post

>>79337764
I don't normally do this, but you're a fucking retard.

>>79337842
shes a cunt because her brother fucks her best friend and she acts like a bitch and her only friend is woody harleson then she teases the popular chad 2 fuck but doesnt want 2 fuck and ends up being happy with the asian.

it was shit.

>>79337160

she's not cynical, actually -- she's kind of extremely self-conscious, fearful of new situations, fearful of opinions of others, overly self-critical, easily jealous, suspicious of convention; she is also intensely self involved, miscomprehends intentions and needs of others, and easily hurt

>>79337794
I... did that once.

>>79337911
Nice job reading Wikipedia.
Here's a question, what does her shirt say when they show her in class?

>>79337952
>manlet confirmed

>>79337911
>Literally "I Saw The Extended Trailer": The post

>>79337871
You not having a response to my post doesn't somehow make me retarded.

>>79337250
asian guy isn't tall or handsome

the ending is shit. she shouldnt have folded to those fucks best and only friend goes out with her brother when there are hundreds of other boys in her school

>>79337693
sieg heil

>>79337982
i saw the movie and even i dont remember that what autist remembers that anyway

>>79337160
No one even wants to talk to her, except her friend who she dumps, her teacher, and the Asian guy.

The blow-job guy was just being a guy on a promise. He isn't interested in her. Watch the movie, maybe?

>>79338046
It's pretty memorable. You're clearly lying.

>>79337794
More like
>it's a highly attractive girl has to pretend to be a social retard nobody likes movie

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>>79335960
D R O P P E D
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>>79338008
No. Your chromosomes took care of that years ago.

>>79338066
woody harrelson keeps saying his son has smelly feet then falls over and then has to drive her home because she has another autistic rage with her brother and ex friend

it was extra SHIT

>>79338061
>No one even wants to talk to her
Yeah, because she's a cunt
>The blow-job guy was just being a guy on a promise
Yeah, because she's hot
>He isn't interested in her
Yeah, because she's a cunt

Thanks for proving my point

>>79338100
this

>>79337795
nope /tv/ isn't gonna trick me into watching that

>>79338117
Your just mad your getting BTFO by this thread

>>79338181
It's really just
>uhhhhhh SO MANY FEEEEELS
the movie
another anon explained it pretty well

It's just a depressed guy going around doing things

Acting was superb, but it was a 6/10 for me.

what did she mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwjwCFZpdns

>>79338146
You literally can't tell the actress and her character apart because you're a Sperg and Spergs can't do that.

>>79337911
her best friend and her brother become a steady pair, leaving her, in her own mind, the odd "man" out; she is greedy and wants her best friend all to herself, and this is childish, and it is part of her fear of sharing something and losing it

she is "a cunt and acts like a bitch" because her mother has never quite understood what her problems were as a child, and her only connection to the world was her father, but unfortunately

she doesn't tease the chad because the chad is an alternative school outsider, and she perhaps feels some communion with the edgy outsider -- that mystique is broken when

she is actually one of the more interesting characters for a YA movie in quite a while because she is completely bound to her context and has no chance of escape - she can't hogwarts a solution or lead a mockingjay revolution or fly off to a fortress of solitude - she has to come to terms with herself in a shithole of surburban complacency among adults that are too egocentric to see that she's floundering in her own issues of emotional and psychological growth

>>79338212
>they're*

>>79338100
>>79338150
>it's a "tv can't comprehend a woman who is hot being disliked no matter how unlikeable they are because they're so lonely and desperate for sex" thread

>>79338046

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF ENGLISH GRAMMAH IS THIS

>>79338251
I don't know anything about the actress. I haven't seen her in anything since Ender's Game. I have nothing to base her performance on, my autism has nothing to do with it.

>>79338274
This guy gets it.

>>79338023
this.
/thread

>>79338321
>It's a "Guy who's never been laid or lived an actual life outside 4chan and anime doesn't understand that no matter how much of a cunt a hot woman is women will befriend her for social connections and men will fuck her" thread.

>>79338358
I meant the actress' looks, you fucking Autismo.

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>>79338101

good choice, /pol, as always

>>79338146

Life with Anon: The Show

"Hey, anon, how's it-"
>>Shut it, ya cunt.

"Anon we're going to a movie later, you-"
>>I've seen that cunt movie - its for cunts, cunt.

"Anon, go clean your ro-"
>>Don't tell me what to do, cunt.
"Say that again and I'll kick you outta the house."
>>(*)

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>>79338101
>steinfeld

who would have guessed it

>>79338222
literally me in a wig
goddamit I wish I was born with vagina

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>>79338535
disgusting who would want that

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>>79338644
Filled out nicely and very talented.

>>79338986
Does she write her own music? It's catchy, but very lewd

>>79335960
>it's not edge of tomorrow with a teenage girl instead

dropped

>>79339020

she writes parts of them and theyre probably heavily produced by record executives

>>79339147

>Monster Ball
>wtf there are no giant dinosaurs

>The Rat Race
>this is about people living in an apartment building - i wanna see rats in a racecourse

>Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon
>wtf there is no pink floyed in this shiite

>>79339161
but all that stuff about self love and being starving; that's her right?

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>>79338986

>when you go to the 5 yr hs reunion and that pudgy girl that u used to ignore now looks like a model

CUT MY LIFE IN TO PEE SIZ

>>79339315
she doesn't look like a model

>>79339239

dunno i just shitpost here

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>>79339325
Just a pop music singer.

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>>79339325
Yeah, she's too meaty for a fashion model

>>79339424
and short
and wide shoulders

>>79339424
great legs yo

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>>79339441
She's 5'8", goy

>>79339441

she's 5'10" u nut

>>79339479
short as hell

>>79339479
>>79339486
HOLD IT

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>>79338101
>African American

I think I need to puke. I've masturabted to her probably a dozen times.

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>>79339479
>>79339486
she's 5'9" gentiles

>>79339479
sasha greys sister is fucking hoOoOoOoOot

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>>79339533
Something's wrong here because I can't feel her sitting on my face.

she looks like my cousin
wich looks like me in a wig

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>>79339546
Oh yeah
Why wouldn't she be

this movie needed more EDGE to be a classic

>no nudity
>held back on the language

couldve been better

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>>79339409

>>79339636
It dropped "fuck" like half a dozen times

>>79339704
imagine if radcliffe had dropped fuck a few times in the last hairy potter

>>79339704
but did it drop panties?

>>79340087
Considering no one gets past second base on screen, why would there be? Such lewd things simply doesn't fit the film's narrative. I'll admit I hate it when other films pull back when they shouldn't, but this isn't such a film.

>>79339638
/tv in a nutshell

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I liked her in True Grit, but then she started hanging out with the wrong crowd and slutting it up big time.

>>79340728
Is it wrong that I think any girl who hangs out with Taylor Swift is at least kind of slutty? There's something about her that just irks me

her toilet scene was unneeded. could have done something else other than LOL NO TP. plus there shots of her butt and legs in the pool

>>79340728
okay grampy

The real question is, is it better than Thirteen, the film about semi-lesbo thirteen year olds played by 18 year olds?

>>79341323
I demand an answer dammit

>>79337693
She's also a quarter black...

>>79341994
two very different films as you know

i liked the newer movie better

this film is the definition of "carrying a movie", without her charisma and great delivery it would be totally unwatchable

>tfw you will never marry a sassy and smart jewfu with above average looks

>>79337658
She is part nigger too

is there a brrip out yet?

>>79343046
Yes

>>79343086
guess i know what im watching tongiht then

is it any good or is it cringey teen shit?

>>79343103
It's good, there's a reason it's critically acclaimed.

>>79336420
Probably top 5 of last year but the ending really pissed me off. I would have liked their friendship to be resolved a bit better. The start of the movie tells you they have been best friends for basically 10 years and then they have a massive fight and it's all resolved with 'I missed her LOL'. Shitty ending to an otherwise perfect film.

>>79343103
>>79343153

I didn't like the ending -- the very end -- but most of the movie has positive qualities.

>>79337026
She has no ass.

>>79337060
>hot with a killer body
>Hailee Steinfield

She looks like a frog choking on yogurt and her body is completely average, not that she isn't cute, but don't make things up.

>>79335960
>Woody Harrelson

Please tell me he is a comfy Dad in this movie.


Might actually give it a watch now.

>>79343046
No but a BRRRAAAAAP is out :^)

>>79344646
He's her teacher and he's fantastic in the role. That being said he's really a supporting player and probably only has about 15 minutes of screentime. He's great though my lord.

>>79335960
Pretty great fucking movie. I was extremely surprised with the direction it went, the beginning makes it seem akin to a Juno style comedy, and Juno sucked. But then it veered into some pretty great stuff and revelations.

>>79344646
He has about 25 minutes of screentime, and I love how they subverted his role from what you would expect if you have seen Perks Of Being A Wallflower.