ITT: Films so boring it should be illegal

>>79329367
Mum please go.

>>79329415
Do the dishes

>>79329367
Back to the kitchen.

>>79329367
LONDON

inherent vice
primer
the phantom menace
the seventh seal

Roastie pls

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>>79329367
>ITT: Films so boring it should be illegal

THIS FUCKING MOVIE RIGHT HERE!

I wanted to kill myself halfway through it.

>>79329367
Hello female

tree of life

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Do women really not understand the concept of honor and brotherhood? I mean, some must be able to at least on an abstract level. IDK it's been a while since I've seen one

>>79330292
shit taste

I understand why you'd think it's boring but how can one not be enthralled with how fucking sterile and peculiar the movie is on the first watch.

>>79330441

Oops, you seem to have posted the wrong image. You meant The Game, right?

>>79330292
Holy shit this and the remake. Literally like taking sleeping pills.

>>79330476
the game has twists and turns, nice changes of scenery and sex appeal

panic room is a lifetime movie in a underlit house with a wasted cast

>>79330093
i completely agree
>hey I've got an idea, lets show their parents die again

>>79329415
>>79329415
>tfw this is actually my mom's favorite movie

Lord of the Rings trilogy

>>79330627

This is so weak bait I'm not even gonna reply to it.

>>79330503

This tbqh. It had the music and cinematography, but the story was dull as fuck.

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>>79329367
This one really made me think

>>79330597
this

>>79330503
i fell asleep so yeah

The aviator.

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75 minutes of a retard mumbling his lines while looking at the floor
feels like a 3hour movie
bresson's worst

>>79329367
I think we watched that in history class once

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Utter trash

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>>79329367

>>79329367
Tits or GTFO

>>79330834
agree, I only got 20 minutes in and had to change the channel

>>79330622
same

i doubt she understands it though

the hurt locker
the abyss

>>79330737
this is some next level boring shit right here, most people can't even last past the opening credits

>>79330622
Is one of my sister's. Women can like this kind of movies, apparently.

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Obligatory

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BARELY ANYHTING HAPPENS: THE MOVIE
Although the the second movie was pretty good.

>>79329415
>>79330622
The first time I saw this was with my mum (only a few years ago), she loved it. Then again she watches all sorts of foreign kino that /tv/ wouldn't understand.

ITT: shit taste

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I had to slowly jack off just in order to stay awake. Once I came --that was it-- I fell asleep for half-an-hour.

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>>79329367

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>>79331490

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>>79329367

>>79330834

I don't often say this, but a shorter run time could have helped this immensely. There was some excellent visual storytelling and the Russian Roulette scene was tense as hell. There was just to much empty space in between the scenes that really mattered.

>>79330048
>seventh seal
>boring
>not witty and comedic
Confirmed for never seeing the movie.

>>79330048
How is the seventh seal boring?

>>79330093
Noe is such a fucking hack.

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Shame