>I rate art edition
QOTT: Who are your favourite critics?
Previous thread: >>79279107
Dave Kehr
>>79318575
Good pick, I liked his old blog. One of the few auteurist critics left.
>>79318541
Holy shit, what a garbage OP
>/lbg/ - letterboxd general
>qott
>previous thread
>meme picture and edition
Leave it to an adult next time and kill yourself
What are some irate art film?
>>79318627
>>79318863
Are you retarded?
>>79318923
Yes
>tfw movie you just watched isn't on tmdb so you have to add it
>tfw no gf
Not even a melfag but Hacksaw is my current favourite best picture nominee.
Haven't seen, Hidden Figures, Lion, Fences or Moonlight yet, am I right in saying that the former two are skippable oscarbait?
>>79320726
not really
>>79320534
I'm drunk and this made me hysterical
>>79320534
>>79320790
Btw is the penguin herzog movie good and worth the viewing . I just like penguins mate
>>79320726
Manchester rating requires more stars.
>>79320810
Yeah, it's pretty great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l2bDaTvow0
WHAT'S UP FAGS
>>79323685
WHAT'S GOOD MY DUDE
Emily Jean is amazing <3
Mike D'Angelo
Since there's no general Letterboxd thread, I'm posting my favs here. Follow me (letterboxd.com/looreenzoo). Or don't
>>79318541
I think i saw an episode of borderpatrole where they busted that guy with a ton of furryporn.
>>79318541
How exemplary, how educational!
Also,
CURRENT THREAD!!: >>79318541
Very, but very very important!
>>79324048
fuck off embryo cunt
>>79324048
>Since there's no general Letterboxd thread
wut
>>79324048
>0.5 stopped watching
>still logs and rates
Jesus
this shit was tight
>>79324252
yeah that's a lot of work
>>79324280
That's disgusting, totally non-acceptable
Jean Renoir?
>>79324252
Garbage deserves garbage treatment
>>79324443
You wouldn't know, considering you didn't watch
>>79324438
yep, that's me...
>>79324558
you watched enough, no need for self-inflicted pain
>>79324615
No, that's not how it works. Or you watch or you don't
>>79324669
sorry dad :(
>>79324602
how did you wound up in this situation?
Motherfuckers getting this hung up on Letterboxd ratings
Motherfuckers getting this hung up on Letterboxd ratings
Oh, my dreams have sort of come true. Max Payne, on film. I had prayed for months that it wouldn't stink to the high heavens like every other video game adaptation.
Thankfully, Max Payne does not stink as a standalone film or adaptation, nor is it anything like the other game adaptations. John Moore's obvious goal in the film was to match the spirit, tone, and grit of the game, and I have to say that he reached it.
While I was disappointed in the lack of action sequences, I think that including even half of the action from the game would have taken away from the realism of the film, as mountains of action sequences work a lot better in a game than they do on film. The film opts for a quieter tone, and a much more thoughtful and introspective approach. I appreciated this a lot, as a fan of the game. By no means is Max Payne just thrown together to make a quick buck. It is well made, and well thought out. I was not disappointed in this aspect.
Mark Wahlberg, thank you for not failing. That would have ruined my year. Wahlberg delivers a quiet, yet subtle and intense performance in the title role as the most "pain" and "pun" inducing detective of all time. While there is a large supporting cast, I really wasn't swayed either way by any of them, besides Chris Bridges, who was actually playing a character for once instead of himself on screen. Mila Kunis as Mona Sax wasn't the best casting in the world, but Mila proves that it wasn't the worst casting either. There isn't as much depth to her in the film as there was in the game.
Cont.
As an adaptation, the Max Payne film is very different from the game in pretty much every aspect besides the tone and the characterizations. Once again, all I wanted was the tone to be right, and I got what I wanted. Though the noir aspect of the game is somewhat lacking (I missed Max's inner monologue so much), I still found it to be the dark and effective thriller that the game was. A brooding performance from Wahlberg and a matching score only add to the film. Stunning visuals, engineered by the fictional hallucinogenic drug in the film, in addition to the dark cinematography, steal attention away from the fact that the film's editing is subpar.
I have to bring to life the fact that Max Payne is not an action movie at heart. It is a mystery film with some action scenes (and some very well done visual effects). The game may have been a shoot 'em up style game, but I know that you can't do this on film and expect to be taken seriously, which Max Payne should be.
At it's core, Max Payne, despite a lot of changes from the game, remains the dark, story driven thriller that I've loved for a good part of my life. I'm proud of the film as a die hard fan of the game, and respect it for what it is as a film by itself. I'm satisfied, and not disappointed. For those who haven't played the game, Max Payne is an effective mystery film that is driven by the main character and the exposition around him. For those who will inevitably complain about a lack of action sequences, wake up and realize that Moore & company got the tone right, at the expense of necessary cuts.
Hi
Are you tired of capeshit threads, "meme" threads, and porn threads?
If you're looking for Real film discussion come join us at /lbg/>>79318541 → at /lbg/ we have Real film hobbyists, who have Real opinions about films we love (and hate, haha)so if that's your cup of tea, come on down.
And please, don't be an embryo.
Emily Jean is the best
>>79325947
Add some more upsetting lines, make a bot and spam it in every thread on the board :)
>Emily Jean was 12 when I discovered 4chen
meme me a kino pls. something patrician obvi
>memetrips
>>79326636
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8UR2TFUp8w
>>79326636
Les yeux ne veulent pas en tout temps se fermer ou Peut-être qu'un jour Rome se permettra de choisir à son tour
>>79326904
>mfw it's real
What are some films about beta males that are old enough to be most of /v/s grandad?
>>79325947
Be sure to use this for the next OP, whoever makes it.
https://letterboxd.com/Synt/
To the anon who suggested/supplied Can Dialectics Break Bricks?: thank you, I really enjoyed that. I'd recommend it to anyone else if you have an interest in kung-fu or marxist politics and stuff like that. It's also very funny.
Anyone seen The Room in a cinema with Tommy Wiseau there? Going tomorrow, wondering what to expect.
>>79327741
>what to expect
memes
>>79326959
SAUCE
>DUDE I'M SYNT LMAO SO COOL XD
>>79327812
Sort of expecting that, hoping it's not that way.
I hate The Room fandom when it's all HAI MARK LOL
>>79327986
that's my name, don't wear it out
>>79328004
>HAHA I'M LE SYNT
YO
Are you tired of capeshit threads, "meme" threads, celebrity gossip threads, political threads, and porn threads?
If you're looking for Real film discussion come join us at /lbg/>>79318541 at /lbg/ we have Real film hobbyists, who have Real opinions about films we love (and hate, haha)so if that's your cup of tea, come on down.
And please, don't be an embryo.
>>79327741
Glad you liked it, I still haven't seen it...
Here's the link if anyone is interested :
https://mega.nz/#!S0h2kSzQ!HH-oJm_3YeqlGduczOxBQSz1gvhDSgpIZ_j2hBb69PE
Doug Walker is pretty good
Agent 47 is one bad dude! Even though I had not seen most of the actors before, I thoroughly enjoyed the fast moving action, special effects and graphics.
I was on the edge of my seat the entire movie. The story line was suspenseful and the acting was better than most in this genre. The stunts in this film were among the best I've ever seen. The filming and clarity of the audio was also excellent. I sure hope there will be some sequels, I want more. And I really think that Zachary Quinto may have found a new calling, I totally hope to see more action films in his future. In fact, maybe a James Bond role? All in all, IMHO, this is a must see if you are a die hard action film buff.
I can only imagine that some of the bad reviews are due to the movie not resembling a video game or the series, which I have seen neither. My opinion is based solely on the merits of the movie itself.
>>79328210 brought me here ! :D
>>79328561
wow I'm glad you're here my friend! What kind of movie do you like?
>>79328609
R1, EP7, BvS, SS, Doctor Strange :D
You=?? =)
>>79328660
All of them too! But there's also The Avengers, The Hunger Games, Captain America, the list goes on and on and on :)
>>79328660
K I N O
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>>79329069
Wow, a bit rude there, buddy. We're all on the coolz lol
Granted the movie isn't set on a tropical island and there is no sand, blue water, caves, deformed monsters, like in the games. But. The main characters are present, well minus Doyle and that Crowe dude.
There is plenty of action and the set pieces are pretty good, the only dodgy bit was when the chopper came down, that was pretty fake looking.
Apart from that its got most of the elements of the games, and has some humor too. There is some gore (only a bit) but there's several explosions and some chase scenes. The super soldiers are pretty mean looking looking but not exactly scary-jump-out like those annoying trigen thingys from the games.
Watch the movie, relax and enjoy the mindless action!
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFTTT*
>68 replies
>2 people post profiles and they both get shit on
Remind me why I'm here
https://letterboxd.com/dontpokethebear/
>mfw spent last half year depressed as shit
>no inspiration to enojoy film
>watch nothing
>now
>have new job, friendships and family are going well and I'm actually going to graduate school
>little to no day to day stress
>however the work week is causing me to lose my introversion, I want to spend almost every day doing something with other people
>sit at home alone, feel like I don't wanna do any of my normal hobbies let alone watch film
>still watch nothing
fuck my life I hate the person I'm becoming. I just want to be satisfied spending the whole day watching new films and not feel like I'm missing out on life or wasting my time.
At least I'll see John Wick 2 today.
>>79330839
Volunteer at some local practice, like Red Cross or go listen to (free) lectures/debates in universities.
>>79330386
It's really a very bad decision to be here. The embryos who come and go in a matter of hours are one thing, but the people who become regulars for years, that's pretty fucked up. Fug
>>79330956
Plenty of gay options
CURRENT THREAD!!: >>79318541 (OP)
Very, very important!
>>79326653
Wow Meta, I thought you killed urself
>>79331012
Get into armed militia and start patrolling the border and shooting drug runners?
>Nocturnal.Animals.2016.1080p.BluRay.x264.DTS-HDC
Is this worth watching or is it awful?
>>79331260
It's pretty bad
>>79330956
I spend a lot of time volunteering at my church. On a few committees and help with the kid stuff. I don't need more altruism in my life, I need to be satisfied with being by myself again
how would your suggestions make me interesting in film as a personal daily hobby again?
>>79331193
Now that's some thing to pass the days tbqh
>>79318541
I love Stanley Kubrick and his work.
https://letterboxd.com/machill54/
tfw you get stood up on your hot date with a letterboxd qt but still go ahead and have a kino day anyway
3 movies all on 35mm, all great, and 2/3 have a scene where a man has sex with a woman who did not reveal she was a virgin until they had sex
>>79331260
I think it's really good
what are some book to film adaptations that are great?
bonus points for made before the 90s
>>79330301
Brad Pitt?
>>79331556
The secret of Dorian gray
>>79331556
Angels & Demons
Twilight
Eat, Pray, Love
>>79331428
post science crazed link again pls
alsowho's the qt?
>>79331428
What's his/her user?
>>79330839
>>79331428
Holy shit. Get some fucking taste you brain dead retards.
>>79331260
it's probably worth a look but it's not great
>>79331655
ur dumb
>>79331260
liked the first 5 - 10 minutes, hated it afterwards
>>79331556
The Human Condition trilogy feels obvious
>>79331655
Bresson and Ford are for nerds, why don't you watch Science Crazed instead!!!!!!!
>A mad scientist injects a woman with an untested growth serum. She dies, but gives birth to a full-grown monster.
https://mega.nz/#!3lwViACC!I7iY19LVLemV8JNZYKDigU5DDzp8JsSO-LkB2tWpiIQ
>>79331666/altarwise I think he is coming to soy cuba though in a couple of weeks though
>>79331729
durrr durrr my brain is dead oh nooooo
>>79331379
Stanley Kubrick
>>79331379
>cuckprick
Tom Ford > John Ford
Choose substance not empty style
I never knew he was a she
I have the best taste in films ITT.
>>79327899
alexis fawx i think
>steakbro, dontpokethebear, synt, machill, the list goes on
*blerghs*
>>79327741
>The Room in a cinema with Tommy Wiseau there
is that at The Prince Charles Cinema? I am so fucking envious of you
>>79331952
>I am so fucking envious of you
right, dude? lol
So is The Founder any good? My interest dropped when I found out the director was the "Saving Mr. Banks" guy - he's generally speaking pretty boring.
>>79332020
Annoyingly I could have easily seen it with a friend, but just didn't bother booking tickets. I live like an hour away from London as well, so it would have been pretty easy to get there.
Pretty pissed off.
>>79332028
no, it's lame as hell. he applies the same "motivational" tone to it as he did to his last few flicks and it comes across as incredibly false. you can see they're trying to do something like a parody, but it doesn't work at all because they don't play up how much of an asshole Ray Kroc is at all. basically, they wanted to have a success story and a criticism of capitalism at the same time.
Star Woke my niggas
>>79327741
>Can Dialectics Break Bricks?
so glad someone else watched this! it's a criminally underrated flick.
>>79332052
That was my fear. Ray Kroc should be motivational, but in a very aggressive way. I was hoping it'd be more like The Social Network than Saving Mr. Banks but the director doesn't understand you can make compelling assholes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvj4svKcjl0
>>79331952
Yeah man, was lucky that I managed to cop some free tickets at the last min. Why can't you go?
>>79332083
Can't believe I took so long to getting around to watching it
>>79332052
>>79332147
I don't think the issue is whitewashing, I think it's just the Saving Mr. Banks guy is very plastic as a director.
>>79332058
It will never cease to amaze me that patent is real
>>79332391
Got a problem with it, commie fuck?
>>79332745
I'm mute
>>79332981
Oh then I'm sorry
https://letterboxd.com/Gunsawles/
Watching 2016 movies. Trying to watch anything, but college is raping me
>>79333888
>these ratingsCRAWLING IN MY SKIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU4kxpwlh68
>>79333888
Just keep your head up and things will be fine
>>79333888
>Gotta watch more movies...
True
>>79333888
trips confirm the proper rating for Arrival
>>79327899
Samantha Saint
>>79334883
that's way too high
>>79334883
>>79335586
>>79331260
If you like movies with big, clear metaphors, go for it. If you don't, there's plenty better to watch
>>79335857
It's a hideously edited film full of commercial triteness. I don't say this often about films, but if you like it you might just be dumb. Plain and simple.
>>79331790
Jacob Smith
more like
Jacob Shit
>>79335983
>It's a hideously edited film full of commercial triteness
No, that isn't true, just nonsense.
And the second statement really is simple about your stupidity.
>Its Only the End of the World
>20th Century Women
>The Red Turtle
>The Girl with All the Gifts
what should i torrent/watch?
>>79337848
None of those are good. The Red Turtle was dece at least. Haven't seen 20th Century Women and I don't think I even want to.
dogshit > steakbryo
steakbryo < dogshit
Thoughts on this list /lbg/?
>>79338589
>>79338589
>>79335983
Well said good sir
>>79338977
it's missing a lot of good directors, also
>woody allen
lol
>>79338977
I just burned the fuck out of him. Bet he'll kill himself.
has anyone ever found a user with the same profile pic as you?
Hot damn I just burned the fuck out of another embryo. Hope they keep coming.
3-0
>>79338977
My favorites aren't on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azj_AjdNWwY
Wait
https://letterboxd.com/sylvydra/
I'll be watching The Shallows soon, and I'm afraid that all I'll think about when seeing Blake Lively's butt is BRAAAPPPPPPPTTT
>>79342627
THAFEEWEN 2 INTYEAHLAYJIENT to fly a kite with clothes on