RLM Nerd Crew Ep. 2

>>78824683
I hope they keep making more of these

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>>78824683
b-b-but rogue one was a good movie

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>>78824683

>>78824683
Jay is way too authentic in these it's kinda disturbing.

LOOT CRATE I'M GONNA CUM

>>78824846
It's almost like Jay isn't dead inside.

>>78824835
Best one yet.

Should have done only one tbqh

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>>78824831
Indeed it was. A superior film to The Force Awakens.

They can pretend to be as cynical and "alternative" as they want. They still loved TFA and they still love every movie Marvel shovels out

I laughed

>>78824683
>RLM Nerd Crew Ep. 2
>The previous thread reached bump limit:
Non-embryos of /tv/, look upon these words and weep.

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>That look of sheer horror when their cameras were about to get trashed

Do you think the patreon money went to all that future landfill they dressed their set with?

>>78824905
i wonder if her feet smell after long day of doing stunts n shit

I would pay for just a chance to try it myself

I want to cuddle Jay.

>>78824917
lmao this guy got no replies last time so he posts it again

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>another one
it never stops

One of their best videos

On par with Star Wars Holiday Special and Wheel of the Worst 5

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>>78824683
I need an exploitable of jay

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>>78824683
what did he mean by this?

>>78824996
ENDLESS TRASH

>>78824960

try what

>>78824956
No, Mike takes it back home with him when they're done shooting. They're his toys after all.

>>78824956
Honestly they can write it off at the end of the year.

>>78824917
What's wrong with enjoying popular movies?

What the fuck was up with those sausages?

>>78825059

I thought Jay was his toy

>>78825007
Nothing will top star wars holiday

>>78824956
who gives a shit where it goes, I hope they are pocketing all the NEET bucks

>>78825190
That was the comfiest shit. Mike is a naturally funny guy.

>>78825108
Since they're a production company can they write off props and stuff?

>>78825244
Absolutely, its a business expense.

>>78824917
>Liking fun movies means you should support all the shitty products or nerd "culture" meme that's been going on for a decade now.
I'm going to watch GotG 2, I'm not super excited about it, but I'm sure it'll be enjoyable.
If I saw an adult wearing a t-shirt for it, probably wouldn't want to hang out with them.

Also I don't think they "loved" TFA, it just wasn't anywhere near as bad as the shitquels. Those things are easy to rip apart, and the bar was set so low. Mike basically called it a safe soft reboot that took zero chances and was made by comity, which it was.

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What model are these cameras?

How much do they cost?

I can see Panasonic AVCCAM written on them.

>Rich's reaction when he sees that jar of rotting sausages

>>78825398
I gotta say the Avenger's jar of hot dogs got me pretty hard

>EVPMS

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>>78825011
>9.11

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>Redditlettermedia

Yeah no. It's painfully obvious how butthurt they are these days at channels who do this kind of stuff sincerely and are more popular than they ever will be.

When are they gonna have a non-white person on the channel?

>>78825492
Isn't Jay Jewish? And Mike is some kind of Slav

>>78825465
It's painfully obvious someone is butthurt. I just don't think it's who you think it is.

>>78825512
Bauman is like the most germanic name ever, and Mike is 120% Polak.

>>78825567
Here's your >>(You)

>>78824835
>His smile and optimism: Restored

>>78824683
Mike is so fucking cuuuuuute, oh my god

(◠‿◠)

>>78824683
Are they capable of making anything unironically?

>haha le irony
>all we talk about is capeshit but were so much better than all those other stupid capeshit channels XD
Epic!

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>>78825592
here's your noose

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>>78825615

>19:35
>one joke

"No"

These are gold

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>>78824683
>another star wars video

HEH when WE talk about popular clickbait things it's ironic!

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>>78825395
Not sure on those models, but I guarantee those are at least 2-3 grand new.

Check out my Panasonic, this puppy was over 2-3 grand 15 years ago.

>>78825395
those are between 1800-2500$ a piece

>>78825609
They're post-post ironic anon.

Need a webm of Mike yelling and clapping.

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>>78825465
>sincerely
Jesus Christ.
Sincerely hocking cheap boxes of crap?
Of course, you're a fagcrate subscriber and that's why you're salty.

>"Nothing says 'I love you' like a black guy holding a gun."

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>>78825739
>(You)

>>78825395
poor Rich, looks the same 30 years later

>>78825033
Come on, it's 2017, stop using MakeAGIF and spend the 10 minutes it takes to learn to make webms, seriously, they're faster to make and look better.

xmedia recode, there's what you need.

>>78825654
But it's not a star wars video.

>>78824846
It's his natural state

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>>78825764

The garbage in that backpack actually is worth more money than what's inside those shitty subscription boxes.

>>78825395
They look like AG-AF100's. They were $5000 apiece new. They've dropped to about 3K each now.

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I'm not surprised RLM is kicking up controversy and talking shit to literally dozens of other popular YouTube channels.

It's all essentially clickbait. You can smell Jack behind all of this. It's been quite successful too - just look at the number of views and how much higher Patreon contributions they've received in the past couple months.

It's working.

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>>78825782

>>78825615

I'd rather live through years worth of even more suffering than have to spend time with Rise. Put Naoto on the other side and now we're talking.

>>78825820
Is Jack jewish?

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>>78825820
If Jack is behind these clickbait thumbnails and vid topics, then RLM needs more Jack

>>78825866
Scottish.

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>>78825714

Where is that pasta? I need to read that pasta now, you know the one

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Mike Finally replaced Jay

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>>78825820
wtf I love AIDSmoby now

>>78826019
But who is hands?

>>78825991
>jay genuinely concerned about damaging or losing expensive work equipment
>mike just sits there and laughs

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will they ever review pic related?

>>78825995
The thing with the TFA Plinkett is that it's not about the new Star Wars, it's about Mike. You see, he's obviously having some sort of middle life crisis and made this video for an ego boost: "I invented the star wars reviews posted on youtube!" "TFA is a decent film because of MY contributions!" "millenials BTFO!" You will start to realize some lines in the video like "I AM the internet" may not have as many layers of irony as you thought.

It's the reason why a fat, balding man was the only one to point out the supposed lack of sex in the film, as he lacks sex himself (ED or Jesse simply doesn't want him physically anymore) and projected his crisis into the movie. Other youtube reviewers didn't notice this, because they can easily cum with their gfs or porn.

He is feeling old, and can't properly critize TFA because it makes him feel the same way he felt as he watched A New Hope for the very first time. He'll leave the movie alone but make fun of younger fans who are just having fun (like the guys in the convention), presenting them as obssesed fanboys, while the Ring Theory segment ironically exposes him as an obssesed nerd who has probably seen every Star Wars film 50 times or more.

>>78826059
Source?

>>78825866
looks very jewish to me.

>>78826053
Mike doesn't react as quickly because booze or something.

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Found out Mike's side gig

>>78824905
good god the foot game

>>78826052
someone hungry for yummy Mike Minge!

>>78826080
Meme Lover 2: Dawn of Just

>>78826052
Max Landis

>>78824683
I hope they can keep this up. Plenty of laughs and unlike botw it looks like they actually enjoy making it

>>78826019
Jew Mike

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Is it gay to feel a strange kinship for Mike? I just love him in a non-sexual way.

>>78826106
>not matching color temperature
G A R B A G E

>>78826136
>unlike botw it looks like they actually enjoy making it
That's the best part of best of the worst though.

>>78825995
I'm sorry, but this needs to be said.

RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

>>78825995
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

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This look though senpai

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>>78826161
yeah yeah yeah inb4 no one has ever refuted blah blah blah

>>78826053
What could they do? use the force?

>>78825985
Aren't the Scots the Jews of Britain?
And the British are the Jews of Europe.

>>78826149
Surprised there hasn't been a "you've been visited by the rare laughing Stoklasa" type meme or something

>>78826196
No that would be the Irish, the Scots are like the mexico of bongistan.

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>>78825033
>>78825768

>>78826093
>booze

Valium

>>78826194
stand up and catch it on time

you know, something a slim, healthy person would do

>>78826149
It's because you watched him grow up over 12 years.

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>>78826231

>>78824683
These guys have so much fun when they make videos. It's great when Rich obviously doesn't know what's in the boxes, and Mike and Jay are trying not to laugh. I love it!

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I can see Mike very happy here

>>78824835
now this me like

>>78826226
The Irish are the Mexicans of the British Isles
>Catholic
>Fuck ton of them immigrated to the US even though no one wanted them
>got to get back muh northern territories

Also
>The use of the term Scotch in the name was a pejorative meaning "stingy" in the 1920s and 1930s.

>>78826329
The only way Nerd Crew could be a lot better is if they had Jessie as the token nerd chick

>>78824905
I hate feet, but that game is on point.

>>78826154
The best part of botw is that mike often looks bored to tears?

>>78826362
That would make it more accurate to how badly podcasts suck, but please god let that woman never "grace" a camera ever, ever again.

>It's a The RLM boys make fun on the things other movie reviewers do without realizing that there own taste is identical to those they mock

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>>78826257

>>78825492
When there's a legitimate reason to

I lost my shit when i saw the Flash shit Jay was wearing. Shame they can never do a podcast now since it'd likely turn into the shit they made fun of (fake NPR voice etc)

>>78826149
Mike has an approachable demeanor despite his sarcasm, and he has naturally appealing features to his face. Have you seen young Mike? He used to be legitimately hot.

>>78826334
I always thought that the scots were more like Canadians
>live in cold sunless wasteland
>do too many drugs
>act like another country but at this point there isn't a difference between them and their southern neighbor
>can't understand 22% of them

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>>78826204

>>78826425
But they know that's their audience....that's the joke?...

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>>78826362

That isn't even the best RLM girl

>>78824835
>>78825011
Legitimate question, where is the "Sad Mike in a cart" image originally from? I haven't watched every video

>>78824683
Jesus Christ when are they going to stop with the ironic clickbait already?

>>78826453
Previously Recorded is a bit like that.

I only watch the eps with Jay. No Mike though.

>>78826475
https://youtu.be/6t5J8j__JNY
Paranormal activity and Sinister

>>78825492
Never. Mike "gas the kikes" Stoklasa doesn't like colored folk

>>78826475
Paranormal Activity 7 or whatever.

>>78826475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t5J8j__JNY&feature=youtu.be&t=30m23s

>>78826487
Hopefully never, those are some of my favorite ones.

>>78826561
It's literally the same shit just with a smug overtone.

>>78826591
Ya it's funny

These are pretty funny, but what is the specific podcast that they are parodying?

>>78826466
did you give up mid picture?

>>78826515
>>78826537
>>78826554
Awesome, thanks

>>78826591
I was including the other click bait vids. Like the 100 things you didn't know about Darth Vader's suit, or the RO trailer vid.

I lost my shit on the first Nerd Cast review though, that shit was funny. This last one was OK, still some laughs.

>>78826474
thiccy from the troll 2 video is objectively and kinothetically best grill

LE WE ARE SO LE IRONIC BUT WE MAKE YOU BUY LE EXACT SAME THING AS LE REAL SHILLS LE LE LE

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>>78826519
Old timely photo of Mike

>>78826663

>t.geek crate subscriber

>REEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP ENJOYING THINGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

They're so fucking pathetic now it's unbelievable.

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>>78826669
Beautiful

>>78826474
I saw her in a McDonald's commercial, or some shit, last year.

What's funnier/pathetic is the number of people personally insulted by this video

>>78826612
It's an amalgamation of multiple podcasts. It's not a direct parody of a specific one but just a general "type"

>>78826663
RLM makes me laugh and feel like I have friends.

>>78826706
no one here is insulted, we are taking the piss and pretending to be this fake geek character RLM is mocking

>>78826737
I wish it was that simple

>>78826612
First video seemed to riff on Collider's Jedi Council**, but both videos are more of a send-up of the general worshipping attitude of nerd/geek podcasts rather than anyone in particular.

**See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odj6NHsWe00

>>78826725
LE ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED XD
two can play at this game faggot

>>78826697
Is that the Wendy's girl?

i really don't think a second one was needed. How long can you parody this kind of shit before it becomes inane? First one was more fun and genuine too.
>inb5 it's a parody of a parody of the first parody they did

niggas just want them clicks.

>>78826788
meant for>>78826737

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>>78826737

>pretending

>>78826737
Skim through YouTube comments.

The butthurt is flowing mightily.

>>78825991
>That moment of dead fucking silence as Rich just catches the camera
>The BB-8 watch goes off

>>78826810
>>78826788
>can't quote right

>"""""play""""
>"""""game"""""
;)

>>78826612

General 'Nerd'/ gaming podcasts. Heres an example of a moment like the shit they parody. For context they were shit talking a reviewer whos pretty well respected in gaming (Jeff Gerstmen) for reviewing fallout 4 lower than everyone else due to bugs. They then start shit talking him whilst wearing pipboys (a promotional gift from the developer). Its what pops up in my mind when they've posted these videos

https://youtu.be/lbymQuSJmwI?list=PLdBe6gw9Ydon6Fv_j8Hc-dupHd2aWEQ2S&t=2927

>>78826872
Oh goddammit I used to like RLM

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>>78824683
What did they mean by this?

>>78826937
It's the age he prefers his women to be.

>that ghostbusters doll part
10/10 jesus fucking christ

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I was hoping they'd do more of it, it's really funny

>>78826937
Obviously Mike bullied AIDS into giving him AIDS's children's toys "just for the shoot."

>>78826933
fuck I meant RT

>>78826872
>a reviewer whos pretty well respected in gaming
frog.jpg

>>78825764
IT'S THE EGG KID

>>78825615
Thanks for reminding me Rise isn't real you cunt

>>78826964
just met a girl that looks like this, except for the wacky hair.

she has big tits and seems cute but she's married and has a baby at like 23 :(

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>>78826986

Never said it amounted to much

so are these subscription crates actually a decent bargain?

>>78827051
>pay 30 bucks a month to receive a box of random junk you could pick up yourself for like 20

>>78826362
they do need a nerd girl with sleeve tattoos

>>78827051

Not really. Unless you want random 'Geek' shit sent to your house. I think theres been one or two good things in them though

i've probably spent over $1500 on loot crates, nerd blocks, and lately 1up boxes

yes i have a problem

>>78825991
That's the cutest fucking thing I've seen all day

>>78827051
its shit. its something you can pick yourself for cheaper price. its mostly filled with paper and useless cheap chinese crap like guardians of galaxy socks. Also all t-shirts are M or L no XXXL even tho you'd think right?

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>>78827131
But why

>>78827131
being white and privileged is your problem

>>78827183
hes a millennial aka corporate slave.

>>78827051
Anything in them that you desperately want, someone will put on eBay.

I've got no problem with someone buying nerd shit but at least buy them directly. These crate companies are a scam.

>>78827131
If you spent that on porn, you at least wouldn't have all that garbage cluttering your house.

>>78827051
Why the fuck would you want a bunch of random junk made in China that happens to have the logo of nerd shit.

If you really want a Ghostbusters poster or Darth Vader figure buy one. What would anyone do with all the garbage in those boxes?

>>78825825
>Overwatch
>>78825644
>Sonic Edgehog
>>78825764
>Stockphoto

>>78827131
Man you could have gone on a decent vacation, or gone somewhere and spent money trying to pick up girls.

>>78827131
why not just spend that money on something you actually want? rather than hope it won't be shit even though it usually is

>>78827131
You could have bought a 10-year old Bulgarian girl for that money.

>>78827315
>spent money trying to pick up girls
m-my waifus R good enough!

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>>78826621
nope

>>78827315
>pick up girls

3DPD

>>78826845
>Skim through YouTube comments.
I did, and didn't see any butthurt, very disappointing

>>78826653
Muh nigga

>>78827051
Fuck no.

>>78824945

Holy fuck that was hilarious

I dont know why they get so much hate here, these cunts are pretty fucking funny

>>78826951
It's the age EVERY MAN prefers

>Jay almost losing it at 6:55
Kek.

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>>78827336
the fucking bb8 watch starts making noises

that rey toy was the best thing i've seen in a long time

>>78827051
Of course! Just head on over to trinketsforlonelymen DOT. COM and use the promo code 'FuckingKillMe'

>"It's smells like- BUAGH"

>>78827336
>>78827699
pottery

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Hey /tv/...

The Bye Bye Man

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>>78827859
>I said it and thought it

>>78825820
If this is Jack's doing then I guess I like Jack now.

>>78825395
More importantly, what the FUCK is that painting?

>>78827859
Fuck now I have to kill everyone in this thread.
Or do I have to kill my family? I'm unclear on the rules.

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>>78826872

>Jeff has been getting a lot of RLM jokes on his website lately and he's been responding to them

>Rich still the butt of fat jokes
>even though Mike is the fat one now

>>78828008
A painting of Rich Evans as a baby.

Mike stole it from Rich's grandma's house.

>>78828008
That's a picture of Rich Evans as a baby. I'm not kidding.

>>78828104
Mike is heftier, but Rich is rounder.

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>>78827859
>>78827859
DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT

>>78828081
on jeff.zone? the premier web destination?

>>78826872
>https://youtu.be/lbymQuSJmwI?list=PLdBe6gw9Ydon6Fv_j8Hc-dupHd2aWEQ2S&t=2927

What kind of psychopath listens to this borefest for an hour?

>>78828240
Nerds desperate for validation.

>>78826872
Those comments are almost more embarrassing than the video.

>>78827859
DON'T SPRAY IT

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>>78828159
Reminds of the old Candlejack meme from back in t

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>jay scared as fuck as rich is about to destroy gorillion dollar equipment
>mike is all like "yeh whatevs we gots some mo patreon money's :)"

>>78824683
funniest video in a while

>>78825775
this, he's in love with this roleplay shit.

Is Rich okay?

>>78828537
I wish Rich had actually knocked the cameras over destroying them.

Then, Miserly Mike would have been forced to shell out for new cameras that don't overexpose every shot like the ones they currently have.

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>nerd AND geek culture

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>I would expect such behavior from Paramount, but not Sony.

loot crate is a shining example of the shitty consumerism of "nerd and geek culture"

where did it all go so wrong?

>>78828759
big bang theory

>>78828759
Industrial "revolution" aka modern slavery.

>>78828759
>implying any non poser comic book nerds buy that shit.
>/tv/ is going to eat up anything RLM spouts
where did it all go so wrong

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>>78824683
Why is Jay turning hot, i'm not prepared for this

>>78824905
RLM want to lock her back in her cage. :-(

>>78828555
RLM is where he roleplays, Jay's a natural born podcaster

>>78828869
Millions of people buy that shit. Yes they are "posers" but they are still what people mean when they talk about geek culture.

>>78828869
>No True Nerdsman

>>78826690
fuck off, Nerd Box shill

>>78828759
having more stuff increases your chances of getting a gf and spreading your genes. And if it doesn't work, at least you have more stuff

What ever happened to Fully In The Bag?

HOW DARE PEOPLE USE THEIR MONEY FOR STUFF THEY LIKE

THEY SHOULD INSTEAD GIVE IT TO US ON PATREON!

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>>78825745
>>"Nothing says 'I love you' like a black guy holding a gun."

>that ending
Rich is really something.

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>tfw Rich can't keep a straight face and stop from laughing

>>78829032
The nerds are free to spend their sweaty lucre on anything they want. They're mocking the cynical exploitation of that nerd urge to want to belong to something, even if it's a community based around opening a box of crap.

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mfw I actually have a Batman wallet

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Have you subscribed to their myspace yet?

https://myspace.com/redlettermedia

>>78824683
good to see them mocking all those other faggy podcasts/reviews

Who's giving them Patreonbux, I want to know if they did an outtake video yet, like they did for the first episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyDSqWyEMWw

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>>78828537
>What are these... super cameras?

>>78828965
That's like saying middle aged white ladies who dress up in feather hats and moccasins are representative of native culture.

>>78829300
>try it one more time Aheeheeheeeee

>>78829345
Not really. natives can still go on about their culture without being grouped with pretenders. Nerd culture is nothing put pretenders.

>>78829300
Fuck, I kind of want to subscribe to the patreon now.

i'm so glad they made this into a series

best videos theyve done in years

>>78829300
Thanks for this. I knew it must've taken them forever to film this without cracking up

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>google nerdbox and geek crate
>realize these things are real

jesus christ i thought they were just joking around

>>78829566
Honestly they are a really good way to know whose opinions you can automatically disregard.
Even wanting or willing to be associate with this trash is a red flag.

>>78829666
are these things popular or something? ive never heard about them until RLM made the first nerd crew vid

>>78829300
Patreon-anons, can you please share all available outtake shit they've put out?

>>78829716
They're popular enough. I listen to podcasts and Lootcrate's name pops up almost all the time as a sponsor. I don't know how much they're pulling in, but it must be enough.

>>78829716
Some channels genuinely do shill these things, mostly through that 'Mention our name/this code and get 10% off!' thing.

>>78829794
I second this

>>78829794
>>78829864
There's also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTN6z5e7LFw

>>78826475
>>78826515
>>78826537
>>78826554
It's from the fucking Avatar Plinkett review dumbasses.

>>78829978
Anything is great really. Thank you!

>>78825156
I wish I was Jay's toy.
Not even gay.

>>78829978
thanks man, anything else?

>>78830154
and now, the main course!

*shoves dick*

>>78830224
jokes on you, i love cock.

not gay

>>78825377
To be fair, Mike also literally said he loved it.

>>78824683

THIS IS FUCKING GOLD HOLY FUCK

YOU LITERALLY CANT TALK SHIT EVER AGAIN OMG

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>>78824831
I actually liked the film. Especially the last hour. It was a very nicely executed film with tons of great moments. Not without it's flaws, but I enjoyed it way more than Force Awakens.

>>78824683

fucking Jay with those shitty liberal black frames jesus christ 10/10

>>78829566
>A monthly box for all the Indian geeks who love comics, movies, gaming, television, and anime! Each crate will have merchandise over ` 2500! ` 1599/month

holy shit

>>78824835
The wrist part of Mike's jacket looks like the waistband of my jockstrap

>>78830348
that's in pajeet rupees not dollars

>>78824683

someone webm the FUCKING HOMERUN DISNEY

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>>78830296
>mfw this post is not quoting the anon right above him

>>78824683

>Jay literally becoming terrified as the cameras start to topple
>Mike can only laugh at Rich

I am so glad that this dynamic has remained the same for two decades. Mike just laughing at Rich's misfortune will never get old.

>>78829300
I love seeing Mike laugh :)
It makes me so happy I even use emojiis
He's normally so sarcastic and depressed, it makes me feel better seeing him happy

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>>78824683
>/tv/ pushed them so far over the edge that they're now making entire videos around being abrasively sarcastic and cynical

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>>78829978

>Rich genuinely appearing as if he is directing as George Lucas

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>>78830470
>he thinks emoticons are emojis

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>>78830470
EMOTICONS ARE NOT EMOJIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>78830470
Are you me? I do and feel the exact same way.

It sometimes feels slightly gay and weird, but I'll just look at him and feel happy and good inside. I'm so glad I've had this guy in my life for the last 6 years.

>>78825492
Have you ever been to Wisconsin?

>>78825609
Re:view?

>>78824683

>hearable

please tell me this is a fake service

>>78830614
Yes I believe they are just parodying Audible. Just like their nerd box/geek crates are fake parodies of shit like loot crate

>>78830614
I mean they're making fun of audible that sponsors a lot of podcasts and vlogs.

>>78830614
It's a joke. Audible sponsors everything

>>78825609
What's ironic about HiTB or Re: View, or even BOTW? Irony isn't the point of any of those shows.

>>78824683
Can someone point out for me the channel (or at least one of the channels) these vids of theirs are mocking? I recall seeing clips from one

>>78830649
>>78830664
>>78830653

oh right, the dumbest fucking service since all podcasts are usually avalible for free from some type of site

>>78830664
Which is fine since it's the kind of service I could actually see some of these people using themselves, and not a scam product that the people running these channels only peddle to their dumb audiences and wouldn't waste a cent of their own money on.

>>78830703
Almost any movie reviewer, particularly podcast faggots who do this shit in small groups with no varying opinions

>>78830795
Audible does audiobooks anon.

>>78830830

you could literally just run that thru some google voice transcriber probably

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>>78826653

Dat body.

>>78830343
that scene would have been 10x better if it was earned. the whole second half is dragged down by the lackluster first half and underdeveloped characters. If they spent more time making the audience like them then the climax would have worked a lot better

>>78830703
Definitely ripping on Collider channel. Watch their Jedi Council show huge Disney shill-fest. They also get invited to premieres of all the star wars shit and they are sperging out over the rebels cartoon as though its a classic HBO series or something.

>>78830664

I gotta wonder how much Amazon pays, it can't be much. But at the same time it can't be nothing either, otherwise you wouldn't have guys like Dan Carlin mentioning them. He has what? Hundreds of thousands of listeners? I imagine that he'd pick whoever paid him the most.

>>78824683

>for 5 minutes that hole in my soul was filled with starwars

>>78824683

>are those vienna sausages
>jay absolutetly loses it

how are they doing this, is the crew making the crates and they're legit reacting?

>>78831030
Probably not, but cost of production for podcasts and shit like that probably isn't enough that it'd need to be a huge amount.

>>78831077
Mike probably made them all and didn't tell Jay or Rich for the full comedic effect.

>>78831077

Mike made the crates for Rich to react.

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>>78826443
dat bulge

>>78828759
>loot crate is a shining example of the shitty consumerism of "nerd and geek culture"
>where did it all go so wrong?

Honestly? When conventions went from greasy fat neckbeards with MtG cards in their back pockets trying to get an autograph from their sci fi crush to cosplaying women and merchant stalls selling tshirts and "comic book fans" took them over.

I hate to break out the cliché but you can time the death of a hobby to when the women start coming into it, and with them the normie guys shortly after.

>inb4 i'm not one of those fake geek girls

We all know there have been women nerds since forever. Don't be dense you retard.

Nerd hobbies were created by social outcasts as their outlet for pent up creativity caused by depression and excess time. Once women and normies get their foot in the door, the dumbing down and commodification is there to profit.

>>78831152
it's the underbelly

>>78824683

>even mike loses it when the bb88 watch goes off
>jack in the background losing it

this podcast is terrific

Has Jay been dragging Rich to the gym with him? He looks like he's lost a lot of weight

>>78831228
i know i just want to believe

>>78826937
>tfw you recognize Kanan and Rebel Vader

What is wrong with my life...

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>>78829798
A friend of mine just keeps what he likes and sells the rest on ebay. It ends up pretty much paying for itself... if you care to put the effort in. I had no interest. Even he gave up after a while.

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>>78830537
They just need a qt Japanese madam president to love.

So they make about 15,000 a month on patron. So times 12 months that's about $180,000 a year.

Wow that seems like a lot. BUT. There's 5 people (more?) they have to pay. So divide that by 5 and you get $35,000 a month. And divide that again by 12 months and that gets you about $3,000 a person. Plus they have to pay taxes right? And pay some editor? (Unless Mike does that all himself), and that's also assuming they all get paid the same, which of course I'm sure Mike, Rich and Jay get more than the bald guy and other friend who is sometimes in the Worst videos. Plus rent of their studio space (if it's not in someone's house already).

So if my math is right, those guys get about $3,000 bucks per person a month. Phew. Ok, that's about as much as I make, and I'm a graphic designer who went to college for my degree. Now I'm a little less butthurt. Plus they make so much cause they obviously put a lot of time and work into writing reviews and making people come back week after week to watch them.

>>78832564
Patreon sucks up a lot of the money on display though

I wouldn't be surprised to find out out of that 15k they only get 10k

>>78832564
that's not taking into account ad revenue/merch sales

>>78832564
They have real jobs.

>>78832908
what job?

>>78832699

Plus they can't be selling THAT much of their out RLM merch. I'm sure that rule also applies to their Youtube channel.
I read that if you actually want to make a living off Youtube you need to, Number One, Have a couple million subscribers like Pewity Pie. Anything in the hundreds of thousands it considered chump change. And Number Two, upload a video at least once a day, like Philp DeFranco who does his own news-like channel. I also read Mr. Pie is thinking about retiring it (why not, dude's a multimillionaire for playing video games) so I'm sure the next big gamer is just clawing to get his ass on that sweet, sweet Youtube money throne.

>>78832699
>I wouldn't be surprised to find out out of that 15k they only get 10k
Nope, now revenue displayed is minus what patreon takes. Used to be total before deduction, but now it's what they rake it. 15k clean, add business expenses (beer, etc) which are tax deductible, and they make too much for what little "content" they produce.

>>78832564
>I'm a graphic designer who went to college for my degree

Also take into fact that if you have a full time gig doing your graphic design stuff, you get paid even if you have something to work on or not. If these guys start to suck/run out of ideas/Mike dies, they're done.

>>78833027
Oh I didn't know that, my mistake

>>78832564
You should be butthurt over the OTHER Patron accounts that make six times RLM makes and they draw 6 panel comics with stick figures. That should grind Mike and Jay's gears that have to preform in front of a camera.

>>78833051
nah they'll just start milking the Rich Evan's laugh cow until he is incapable of laughing