The Nerd Crew: Episode 2

>>78821519
They are my best virtual friends.

Reddit Cuck Memedia

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Our guys.

>>78821519
Jesus Christ how much damage control do these guys need to do? Your fans disagreed with you on a movie, get over it!

Ohhhh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk

>>78821519
Who are they parodying? I don't do much youtube

>>78821519
Could be goo.

>defending that piece of trash rogue one

cucks

>>78821545
THEY SPEAK TO ME MIKE MAKES ME KEK MY SIDES GO INTO ORBIT IM LELLING RIGHT NOW RLM KEEPS ME FROM JUSTING MYSELF MYGUYS!

have people started subscribing to them unironically thinking they're serious in Nerd Crew?

>>78821718
yes

>I was once forcibly kicked out of an all you can eat buffet...

Top kek

>>78821646
Like 100 different video game and comic podcasts.

>>78821519

This one reminds me of Screen Junkies but also Kevin Smith and Mark Blackman also act like this.

Is Mike going to be okay?

>>78821646
Every podcaster. Kevin Smith comes to mind, also the whatchu'ma call 'em–I forgot.

a test

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>tfw the whole thing is an elaborate ruse for Mike to buy all these overpriced memorabilia garbage for manchildren that he unironically wants ironically

Can someone please make gifs of mikes outrageous head nodding

Why is RLM so deathly afraid of what's inside the Geek Crate?

>>78821809

Jay looks just like this one Screen Junkies guy with those glasses

>>78821519

Are they really doing ANOTHER Rogue One video? No one even remembers it at this point.

>>78821646
reminds me of Collider

>>78821519
holy shit, it's real. i was hoping for another.

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>nonono rich the film isnt out yet

Funny as fuck but also kind of hard to watch at times because they nail every topic and embarrassing mannerism.

>>78821848
more of a general riff

>>78821866
Mike is definately doing John Campea. His even mimicking his way of speaking and body language

>rich evans and that ghost buster toy scene
TOP KEK

>>78821910
I have a feeling they didn't tell Rich what was in the bag.

>>78821519
I dont like these. Its an annoying parody of annoying people, who cares

>>78821519
It is fairly amusing. Pop-culture obsessed fuckwits need to be mocked a little more.

>>78821809
My Jayfu looks really cute with those glasses.

>>78821519
Is this podcastkino?

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>complex in it's subtly

>>78821809
I always figured that's why Mike has such deadpan humor. It's because he realizes he's a manchild deep in his heart.

I wish this guys would actually do a podcast

>>78821519
Mike = John Campea from Collider
Jay = Dan Murrell from Screen Junkies
Rich = Rich

>>78822011
I just treat the commentary tracks as podcasts.

*sips coffee*

i found this video to be unironically comfy. I love to hear they are views on the movies

>It's like being dead for 90 minutes, but you're eating popcorn.

Me, personally, I love these videos and the reactions that come from it.

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>>78821519

>No Rich, the movie isn't out yet

best of the worst is the only good thing they make now

Oh god the geek crate/nerd box openings were hilarious

LOL PEOPLE BUYING STAR WARS MERCHANDISE ARE STUPID!!!

BY THE WAY REMEMBER TO BUY OUR RLM MERCHANDISE! SHOT GLASSES ARE BACK IN STOCK!

My mother watches Best of the Worst with me.

She thinks they're funny.

>>78822135

>implying this isn't hilarious

>>78821519
rich gagging is funnier than rich laughing

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GGGGGGGRRRRR! I'm mad that other youtubers are able to live above poverty levels through sponsorship deals!

Star Wars yarn...is this real?

I never noticed mike wears contact lenses til this video.

Has he ever worn glasses in anything (outside of the ironic science man ones)?

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dat ending

well it wasnt as good as the first one thats for sure, with that one i was crying all the way till the end and here i just chuckled couple of times, the ending is brilliant though

glad they actually didnt abandon the idea just to confirm it wont get any better after the 1st video

>>78821519
the hacks did it again

"nothing says I love you like a black guy holding a gun"

dying

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Is this kino?

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How are they profitable?
All that shit they have from clothes to the toys seem quite expensive for an ironic video like this

rich evans breaking character is always funny

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>Using the promo code RLMNERD, and you can get 25% off the very first all female Ghostbusters novel

>>78822182
Cretin who makes his living peddling trash to autistic children detected.

>>78821646
The Giant Bombcast.

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>they didn't research enough.

>>78822218
Don't they have some kind of wedding video side business? Or was that a joke?

>>78821646
Just obnoxious podcast shit and YT channels that obsessively pick apart every single frame of a trailer and discuss completely nonsensical shit while pretending to give a shit about every single "nerd" thing that comes out while always advertising loot crate.

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fuck all the people saying Mike isn't cute anymore, he's as cute as ever.

>>78822300
They stopped doing that stuff years ago.

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"Hearable"

>nothing says "i love you" like a black guy holding a gun

what did he mean by this?

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>Nothing says "I love you" like a black guy holding a gun

>should be taking that many pills?
>yes

How many videos have they made for this same exact joke just in the last month? How can a man who only likes blockbusters constantly be shitting on star wars fans for being consumerist whores?

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what the fuck is this?

>>78822162
its too ironic for me

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>>78822336
>being gay for jay

>>78822300
Nope. Red Letter Media like a Red Letter Day

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>that ending

>>78822387
I don't get what you're pointing at. His jeans? His rolled up shirt?

>Rich accidentaly bumps on the camera
>It starts to fall
>Jay fucking panics
>Mike just fucking laughs
The absolute madman

>>78822432
I think he just now realized that Rich Evans is fat

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>>78821519

VERY COOL

I'm dying lmao

>>78822336
>tfw your ten thousand dollar camera is safe

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This actually made me lauch pretty hard. Someone please make a gif of Mike bobbing his head.

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Kek'd @ "Rey" doll

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>Repurposed surplus ghostbusters figure

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>when Rich pulls out the "Rey" figure

>>78821519
Jay is getting qter

Definitely one of RLM's best videos they've ever made, I was laughing the whole fucking time

I can't believe how many simpletons find this funny.
The meme generations truly is made up of easily entertained retards.

>>78822423
I don't jerk off to tranny porn, what are you implying just cause I know where this gif is from I do that stuff?

>>78822387
its his cock you fruitckae

>>78821665
>Thinking any of them liked R1
Now fellow /tv/ poster i know we're supposed to hate everything these guys make before watching it, but they didnt defend R1 at all.

>>78821519
Damn, this shit is comfy.

I could listen to this retarded bullshit for the length of an actual podcast.

>>78822592

>I don't like parody!

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>tfw I would be alright with this becoming a regular series

Podcast cringe is like an ocean of things to parody, too

>>78821646

The setup reminds me of screen junkies.


Also does any else think that they might even just a little bit actually be butthurt. I mean when's the last time they did series this long on something?
Ghostbusters only got 2 (or 3 if you count the "reaction" vid)

>>78822387
He's a fat person that wears his jeans over his stomach

It's slightly autistic, just keep them below the muffin top.

>"There's a lot of exicitment, there's a lot of buzz and it doesn't make a lot of sense to me because I have no interest in intentionally shitty movies. The best bad movies are the ones where the people making it didn't realize they were making a bad movie."

- Jay Bauman, director / star / producer of Space Cop

>>78822632
I agree completely. It's VERY comfy, and VERY cool.

>>78821548
I clapped because I recognized this

>>78822011
Gpodder will convert a YouTube channel into a podcast

>78822595 (((You)))

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>>78822668

>>78822218
Youtube wonga + Patreon + Selling merch

>3,420 patrons
>$15,405 per month

Rich was hilarious in this. The unboxing was genuine.

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>>78822336
Enjoy

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>>78822704

You guys ever notice how perfect Jay's nose is? It looks like it belongs
to a Scandinavian God

>>78822336

god i want them to tagteam me

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Who the fuck is Jay?

>>78822668
>>78822704
>>78822731
It's nice to see that they are friends again

>>78822679
STOP MOCKING ME

I'M NOT A SHILL

I SWEAR

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>>78822731

>>78822729
Thanks senpai

>>78822664
I think they accept that Space Cop isn't even good ironically. They just had fun making it.

>>78821519
I wish these faggots would stop shilling here

>>78822709
also geek crate sponsorship

haha jay's wearing the zimbabwe man's shirt I know what that reference he's making fun of is

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>>78822729

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>>78822300
i believe mike did it for living before rlm became popular, but my knowledge of the rlm lore isnt complete

>>78822135
Agreed. It's the only thing I pay attention to on a regualr basis. ReView is okay too, but that depends on if it's about a movie I actually give a shit about.
>>78822655
They're definitely butthurt for real. It's downright pathetic at this point.

>>78822784
>>78822731
how drunk is he int his video?

>>78821519
Why do you keep posting your videos here? we don't want to know. but go ahead, samefag your shit thread. while you do that I already reported you to youtube staff.

lmao, they're still going with ti

>>78822815
still living in 2009?

>>78821668
wtf I love RLM even more!

>>78821646
>>78822655

>Crate buying fags BTFO

Having fun making fun of faggots is 'butthurt'

ahahah

>>78822815
I really like this vista. It's a lot darker and more action-packed than before.

Look how hard they're trying.

>>78821989
Mike realizes his obsession with Star Trek is a bit cringe and manchildish but at the same time he can't help it as he really loves it so has to turn it into a joke of annoying Jay.

>>78822825
they have a side business where they film wedding videographers, to make sure the happy couple is getting their money's worth.

>>78822729
Mike doing Hitler speech when?

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>>78822729
improved it

I would love to know if Geekcrate sent them a free box, they added/removed the junk and then open it and mock it. Could they get in trouble with the company for slander or anything?

>its a one off ironic gag ends up becoming their shtick episode

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>mfw learning the Lootcrate parody in the first ep was all Mike ad-libbed and that's why Rich burst into treats

DUDE FUCK THE FANS LMAO

>>78821938
That was the point Mike and Jay just filled it with random dollar store shit so they can watch his expression.

So Mike/Jay boxed shit up then didn't tell Rich what was in them so they could get him to do that goofy ass laugh?

>>78822927
DUDE "DUDE LMAO" LMAO

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>>78822890
>>78822815
Very Cool

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>Avengers Vienna Sausages

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>>78822893
Not sure if serious.

These nerd box companies send their stuff neatly packaged. RLM's joke is "geekcrate sends you an actual crate."

>>78822879
Anon I haven't even watched any of the videos yet. Its just weird to me that they're keeping on it for so long.

me personally i loved this video

>>78821519
these are actually the best videos theyve ever done

>>78821938
>>78822937
They did this last episode with the Geekbox parody names, Rich wasn't in the know. He explained it on one of the Prev Recs recently

>>78822154
A shot glass is a lot different than a vinyl figure.

>>78822893
no child making fun of a product is not slander

i dont think you can even slander a business, i did this in law and we only studied people

Unsubscribed

>>78821519

Why are they using all their patreon funds to buy stars war merch that isn't why I'm donating to them for

>>78822154
They always poked fun at themselves and used self irony in those promotional videos. Also most people who bought those shot glasses did it to support them to make more content, not because of some coolness factor the way people buy Chewbacca shot glasses.

>>78822975
>so long

2?

also they're funny. i've never seen a parody of these types of youtube videos before, so it's original and funny

hth

These videos are probably some of the best

>>78822154
lmao typical loser youtube celeb double standards. anyone who buys those things needs to die.

>how dare people have passions I disagree with?!

>>78821605
>make over 10k a video baiting nerds from 4chan and reddit
>ever going to stop making these now
you guys really did it to yourselves

>>78821519
thumbed down ;)

>>78822972
Fuck that is so tragic

>>78822439
it's probally because mike is a slowpoke

>>78823010
And now they're reduced to making fun of everyone now that their popularity is fading. RLM four years ago wouldn't be reduced to mocking people like shock jocks just for clicks.

>>78823001
its a business expense/tax deductible

>>78822993
You can technically, but it has a different name and follows different guidelines.

>>78822336
Mike: Yes! The camera is about to break! I'm finally free! FREE!

>>78821519
>Mike is trying to have ironically have a shallow podcaster look
>ends up looking 10x better and less like a random bum
did he just troll himself?

>>78823096
i just checked my jurisdiction and its possible but only under special circumstances

im not from the US, i dont know your federal/state defamation laws

>>78823088

>baaaaaaw RLM made fun of me!

>>78822217

This killed me. I cried like a baby. Amazing.

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>>78822855
Is this relevant enough?

>>78823010
>ah ah dude we do it ironically so it's fine! it's only bad when multinational corporation try to make a profit from their work ah ah! we are so cool and detached!

>>78823133
You're just not funny anymore, Mike.

>>78822336
>you will never be a camera that's about to topple over making jay concerned for you

why is their video game channel unwatchable?

>>78822439
Jay freaking out was funny for how genuine it was, as he wasn't acting.

>>78823149
Go home Joe

>>78821646
My friends sadly

>>78822385
>taking jokes seriously

>>78823028
This all spun out of rogue one man.
This is like the 5th one, or do you actually think its coincidental that it came out after the Ep8 episode title.

>>78823010
I dunno man consider that some people genuinely treat this as friend simulators. It wouldn't surprise me if some people actually bought it for an unironic cool factor.
Granted probably a small amount of people.

>>78823154
most of it is garbage
some of the live streams are great though

Holy shit, this might be the best video they've put out in years.

>>78823154
Rich and Jack make $90 minimum for every stream which they do almost everyday. Fuck my life

>yfw they turn RLM into an Impractical Jokers show where Rich is filmed doing various things he didn't know he was in for
litterall god tier

>>78821809
Who do you think goes out to the store to buy the toys?

Does Mike go alone?

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>>78822182
Do you think that the guys are burning bridges by making fun of other YouTubers so much?

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>>78822834
>Le butthurt
Dude you sound 14. Underage fag.

>>78823219
>burning bridges by making fun of other YouTubers
who in their right mind would give a shit

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>>78822972
I love Geek Crate

>>78823213
All the stuff in the crates seemed like Mike humor. Jay would never think of that ghostbusters figure or the bucket of sausages

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>>78823141

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Where can I sign up to get a nerdBOX?

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YOU JUST KEEP HITTIN' THE FUCKIN' HOME RUNS, DISNEY!!

The unboxing part was one of the funniest things I've seen on this channel. Rich's reaction to the ghostbuster, and the BB8 watch going off after Rich nearly destroyed their cameras was amazing.

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>>78821519
This podcast is pic related.

Probabliy. He doesn't get to bring friends

>>78821848
It's literally not mentioned once
Calm down you sensitive manchild

I love these videos.
Also Jay gets more and more cute every video. What's his secret?

Has any podcaster responded to them? Those shits at collider or someone else?

>>78823202
Jacks got kids senpai. Mans gotta provide. If you could find me $90ph to sit on my ass I'd do that.

That fucking figurine, I'm dying

>>78823274
speaking of which jack hasn't been around much lately, not in the main videos at least. he showed up for like 5 seconds as the lawyer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNgn811xqDY&t=486s

>>78822182
>>78823219
What the fuck is this shit?

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>>78823219
I think being roughly violated by a Sony Exec is actually a fantasy of Rich's

>rich's look at mike when he sees the avengers sausages

OTP

>that desperate Jay at the end
10/10 episode

>>78823244
kek

>>78823219
is this a diary of a serial killer

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>>78823210
IF ONLY

Daily reminder The Packers lost because Mike Stoklasa wrongfully turned his back on Rogue One: the best Star Wars movie in 30 years.

Karma's a bitch, red letter cucks. #Falcons

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Do Americans really do this?

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>ywn do this with two of your best friends and earn money from it
>ywn have a best of the worst session

did mike hire aidsmoby because he thought his name was jack packers?

>>78822920
He burst into treats?

the ending with the as if on-cue BB-8 beep had me in fucking tears

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Were those fucking hot dogs cooked? Or were they just left in the fucking crate for a week to rot?

>>78823378
No, he hired him because he thought it was Jack Picard

they sure are pissed about other people using youtube to make money

first the whole "I CREATED COMMENTING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE!! EVERYONE IS A FRAUD!!" rant in the TFA plnkett review and now this

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Love Geek Crate

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>>78823302
This is far worse than I thought it would be.

What the fuck is the point of that obstructive green HUD? I thought it was for annotations or something, but it literally does nothing.

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>>78823320
I actually kinda like their scripted skits though. I just wish they would stop whining about Star Wars.

>>78821519
fuck I love them
afterall they're my only friends

>>78823302
I knew the first Nerd Crew vid was making fun of Collider, but I didn't realize that this was also making fun of Collider. Do they hate them or something?

When did "podcasts" start being videos of people talking?

Did Rich know what was inside the boxes? He seemed genuinely surprised of the ghost buster toy

>>78823219
>Do you think that the guys are burning bridges by making fun of other YouTubers so much?

None of their fans give a fuck and the second they start having "other youtubers" on it's over.

It's like when AVGN put that Nostalgia Critic guy on

>>78823466
About the same time youtube became the place people go to to listen to music.

>>78823453
Anyone with a brain should hate them

>>78823389
Yeah at the end of the video he burst intro treats he was laughing so hard

jay is subscribed to freak crate

>>78823420
Makes it look '''''''''pro'''''''fessional'''''''''''''''''''''''

Havnt you seen all the spastic text boxes on news channels?

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>>78823447
I think that Rich should start his own spinoff show where he just talks about sausages.

>>78822387
FUPA

>>78821545
They're the comfiest film review/discussion channel out there imo.

>>78823491
Not a chance. Those reactions were genuine. He was trying and failing to stay in character.

>>78823397
Definitely raw and rotten, sure they were fucking pink. Plus that gray middle shit

>>78821519
Rich is my husbando

>>78823495
They had max and karate guy on their show

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>>78823505
>not downloading all your music

>look i can make my obese annoying friend cackle

when is mike stoklasa gonna grow up?

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>>78823563
...Jay isn't wearing a hat because he's starting to go bald, is he?

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holy shit why did this make me laugh so much

>>78823491
Nah I don't think so, it looked genuine, watch the look he gives Mike when he sees the hot dogs

>>78823495
>It's like when AVGN put that Nostalgia Critic guy on
AVGN fans seem to like when they have other youtubers on the videos.

I CLAPPED WHEN THEY MOCKED YOUTUBERS

>>78823265
Collider or someone did a reaction video, the main guy was butthurt as fuck but tried to downplay it, the rest were fake apart from one guy who seemed to genuinely think it was hilarious.
He also said something like "Well they're independent and don't have to answer to employers so can say what they like", which was pretty telling.

>>78823638
44 gb is all your music? Are you serious? What is that, 5 albums?

>>78823638
great tabs bro

b8/10

>>78823670
>Well they're independent and don't have to answer to employers so can say what they like
jeeeeesus
selling your soul for few bucks & crappy Disney merch

>>78823680
I only just started using private trackers so before hand my music was acquired in mp3 format and not FLACplease no bully

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>all the children would love you

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>>78823647
I bet that Jay's favourite Flash is Wally West, because he's a pleb.

>>78823638
Here's a (You) for actually going through the effort, it's rare to see here lately.

>>78822972
What this is actually a thing? holy fuck, talk about retard tax

>>78821519
the only thing that makes these videos is you cant feel mikes utter disdain for these people

>>78823712
>torrenting
>music

why would anyone do this when soulseek and mega exist

>>78823729
The real question is if this is better or worse than gamer nuts.

>>78823729
Consumerism was a mistake

>>78823670
>people still think that youtube as a career isn't cancer

>>78823721
>>78823647
Nobody cares, Grand Theft Autismo

>>78823670
Any link to the reaction vid?

>rich almost fucking destroyed an expensive camera at the end
>genuine shouts of fear out of jay
>BB8 watch goes off right in that tense moment

how the fuck do they do it?

>>78821519
pure fucking kino

>>78823670
>>78823781

I think this is it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXWrsm0vCA8
They're obviously salty but trying to downplay it.

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>>78823721
They should make a Loot Crate but full of porn instead.

What do you actually get in the real boxes?

>>78823880
Post-purchase rationalization.

Why don't these pussies ever parody a real podcast juggernaut like JRE instead of exclusively picking fights with literal who's? I fucking dare them to make a DMT joke about Joe Rogan and see what happens when he intellectually and physically shows his superiority.

>>78823880
Funko pop figures, tshirts with nerd references and air fresheners

>>78823880
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Life_Aquatic_Studio_Sessions

>>78823880
https://www.lootcrate.com/past-crates

>>78823880
Cheap, throw-away merchandise.

Basically, whatever isn't selling well enough goes in the box. It's a way to make money with failed products.

>And you know, uh, this has to be made out of some very like high tech material because this, this feels like it weighs almost nothing. It's like I am- it's like I am holding paper in my hands!

Mike's laughter was amazing.

They can be as cynical as they want, they still loved TFA and constantly praise Marvel movies.

>>78823925

What the fuck does Joe Rogan have to do with Nerd and geek culture?

>>78823712
flac is a meme, besides your entire library is clearly in 320kbps, if it was flac it would be way more than 40gb at 4000 songs.

>>78823862
couldnt make it through 30 seconds

muh grouchy

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>>78823880
Shit that doesn't even amount to ten bucks, shirts, bubbleheads, stickers, shit like that.

I got fucking tears on my keyboard from laughing so hard

>>78823956
Why don't you ask the blood on his knuckles after he knocks one of you limp wristed faggots out? Smartass

>>78823930
>there are real people who intentionally buy funko pop figures

>>78823925
I bet you'd like nothing more than to bully obese manchildren, joe

>>78821938
>>78822932
>>78822986
reminds me of Toy Story 2, they supposedly built all those little toys Woody inspects and Tom Hanks' reactions/comments were genuine

>>78823970
>a fucking pen

>>78823862
jesus christ

>>78822834
No, what's pathetic is that you hate them yet keep clicking their videos like a fucking autist. Which is exactly why they keep making these videos, btw.

>>78823880
Cheap dollar store shit that has superhero/Star Wars/Game of Thrones logos on it

geek crate more like cheap freight

>>78823994
>Has no sons
>Alpha

Pick one

>>78823970

>war heads and a pen

WTF

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>>78824072
It's a way to make money off of excess product. What can you really expect?

>>78823970
There's no fucking way they would really send something as shit as that and people would still buy it.

>>78823970
wow a pen with nothing on the end

incredible

>>78824115
>>78823914

>>78824045
I didn't even click your video, Jay. Try again. Also, don't you have enough money to get your teeth fixed by now?

>>78822765
>those hands

>>78821646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzTNdgjvlr0

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>>78823970
>retarded t shirt
>stickers
>AND A FUCKING PEN

>>78821646

They're parodying most youtube genre podcasts, but their set up and style is a lot like SCreen Junkies but Mike is doing an impersonation of John Campea from Collider (HUGE Star Wars and DC shill, literally paid)

>>78824115
>It's alright, next month will be better
>I got that cool funkopop in june so it's worth it
>I love deadpool haha

>>78821519

Reminder that /tv/mblrites who post here literally hate them for being "Right-wing rape apologists" because of their Plinkett material so they take any chance they can to shitpost against them for no reason.

>>78823042
Of the worst?

>>78823880
watch ashens unboxing videos

>>78823638
>his user name is "Mr. Smith"

>>78824258
Whats wrong with a talking orangutan show from the 1980s

>>78824200
>I got that cool funkopop in june so it's worth it
I can't understand this shit. If you want to spend hundreds on overpriced plastic figures of superheroes at least buy one of the fucking Jap ones that look good.

>>78823970
This cannot be more than $8.

>>78823880
fucking inflatable fucking crown

Why isn't RLM deathly afraid of burning bridges with other YouTubers?

>>78824291
It's like incredibly sedated gambling. The thrill of getting something you didn't realise you wanted.

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Is Jay working out again?

>>78822961
HELLA

>>78824351
they dont have bridges with other youtubers

>>78824362
CUTE

>>78824247
No.

Very cool.

>>78824362
Jay hass a muscule wasting disorder

>>78824304
You're not going to find a shirt for under 10 dollars, and the pen is a few dollars at least. the little extras come out to a buck or so, so I'd say it's probably like $20. But it's all shit anyway.

>>78824372
one day they might

>>78824351
They despise the rest of youtube

Damn, this one wasnt anywhere close to the first one. The first one was so good because everything was done with a straight face. In this one they are chuckling to themselves in the first 30 seconds.

>>78824424
Not if they can help it.

>>78824406
but they buy at bulk.

>>78824406
>You're not going to find a shirt for under 10 dollars
the shirts look really low quality, the kind you can't wash more than once. It's probably less than 10 bucks.

>>78824454
He means wholesale price. The tshirt printing probably costs a few dollars at most

>>78823638
I kekd a little

>>78824351
I read that actually contacted some guys and asked for permission to call them manchildren in a video. Though maybe that was mainly because they used footage of them.

>>78824406
yeah but for the company that bought all those items wholesale, it was probably literally $8. Postage was probably more.

>>78824497
Usually when you buy a package like that for a certaain price your personal value needs to be higher than what you paid for.

So say a tshirt is $10, I paid $10 and got some side junk on the side for free, that appears to be a gain in value. but those items have shit value. like a fucking pen from a grocery store? pathetic.

>>78821519
>nothing says 'I love you' more than a black guy holding a gun

>>78823862
dont even know why people watch these

The cameras they use are $3k each, wew

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>>78822825
>>78822825
>>78822300

Funniest thing they've done since don't think don't say it!

>>78821519
>Beardfat in the middle

Dropped.

>>78824623
Thin Mike is handsome af.

>>78824578

manchildren

>>78824426
but...why

>>78822387
It's a tie fighter you stupid faggot

>>78823210
would be GOAT

>>78824653
no he wasn't
even thin he had a double chin...

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>>78822815
>Mike "The World Trade Center Dissenter" Stoklasa

>>78823970
>normal ass pen

lol

>>78822839
>we
stop this meme.

>>78822998
(You)

>>78824672
because the rest of youtube is made up of swagfag millennial sellouts

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i love how much these guys trigger rogue one fans

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>>78822387
I recognize that TIE Fighter

These go for about $20-25 on ebay. Mike must've bought one there.

New thread

>>78824683
>>78824683
>>78824683

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>>78824773
Rogue Patricians recognize the superior film that is Rogue One and laugh as they watch RLM squirm at having to defend TFA over and over knowing in their hearts that they are wrong.

We won.

>>78822887
They film other videographers? Do the videographers hire them or does the wedding party?

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>>78824827
>we

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Never forget that your perfect Jay made cameos on shitty Screen Junkies videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzWTt1I3xvU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW3t1m4HrU4

>>78824867
you can barely read

>>78824632
Underrated.

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>>78824931
Fitting image choice, reddit.

>>78824291
Funko pops are like $20 dollar or less aren't they?

and I thought loot crate was about that much too.

>>78825000
Trump had to go to /pol/'s colony because regular /pol/ would have been too much.