Netflix™ has always provided the best content that satisfies

>>63124207
I pay for the Ultra HD package actually

It's 11.99 a month

Bait aside, I enjoy having Netflix for the price. I don't use cable at all. It drastically needs a UI makeover though, that would be my biggest complaint.

>>63124207
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

He became a big guy

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>>63124207
>shilling on my board
>think again fucker

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ayyy

Now you just need to get over disney paying you and ban the star shills too

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>>63124207
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

dirty dumb shitposting scum

>>63124207
>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

Fucking kek

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>>63124207
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

OP STARTED A FIRE

>User was banned for this post

kek

some of you mods are alright

don't come to /tv/ tomorrow

>>63124207

SHILLS BTFO.

get rekt shill scum

>>63124421
IT WAS ALWAYS BEEN SINCE THE WORLD'S BEEN TURNING

>>63124207
so does this mean jessica jones threads get you banned now
good idea tbrhwy famalamadingdong

>>63124207
What the hell does Netflix and chill even mean?

why don't you consistently ban all shitposters like this you fat *walks threateningly towards the camera* fuck?

>>63124495
"Come over to my house so we can fuck after ten minutes of watching something on Netflix"

>>63124495
Sex you virgin

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>>63124207
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>63124495
Why are the mods so sassy, bros?

It's ironic shilling, but it's still a garbage post.

>>63124495

Guaranteed s-e-x, consent basically, to copulation whilst watching a flick, or if you're a patrician couple, kino

>>63124495
You fuck with Netflix on in the background I guess

Waste of electricity imo. If you are a player you would "Netflix and chill" several times a month if not several times a week and if you are good at sex you will last quite a while. Soon your electricity bill will skyrocket and you will wish that you took the time to turn off your TV first.

>>63124495
codeword for sex

>>63124495
;)

lowkey I'm thinking of switching from streaming + 2 DVDs to no streaming + 3 blu rays since both plans are $20 and I've seen literally everything there is to see on instant

>>63124207
wow fuck you

I had a free month but I'm canceling it right now and go back to my old ways

>>63124527

kek

>>63124207
What did he mean by this?

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>>63124207
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>Not being on PTP/BTN for all your movie and television needs
Fucking plebs. Even if you can use public trackers you're a pleb. You fags will never be patrician tier.

>>63124207
The best thing about Netflix is that after you watch everything worth watching, nothing new ever gets added! And the best part is, if you really want to see a specific movie or show, they don't have it and never well!

>>63124579
Anybody else registered to their Blu-Ray delivering service? Much more variety than the streaming service

>>63124527
Those get them irc thumbs up on the jani irc

>YFW the mod is actually a paid shill and put this up so everyone would see it and comment on the topic.

>>63124568
>Waste of electricity imo. If you are a player you would "Netflix and chill" several times a month if not several times a week and if you are good at sex you will last quite a while. Soon your electricity bill will skyrocket and you will wish that you took the time to turn off your TV first.

This, after kissing and light petting I have to make sure all my electronics are turned off before proceeding.

>>63124207

>(User was banned for this post)

Oh I get it shilling is okay on this site as long as its done on anime banners and japjewmoot gets his sheckles first

>>63124495
Here's a catalog of video explanations.

http://www.xvideos.com/?k=netflix+and+chill

>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

If only they did the same for the guy who shills that indian show

>>63124627
>>YFW the mod is actually a paid shill and put this up so everyone would see it and comment on the topic.

this, its branded content

we are literally all ads right now

>>63124314
>It drastically needs a UI makeover though
This. The fact that I prefer to use a third-party website to check the latest releases says something about the UI.

>>63124579
uve seen everything?

Get a life nerd

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Great, now extend this anti-marketing sentiment to every other board you fucking kuck mods.

>>63124657
The Crazy Ex Girlfriend shill needs to get banned before his show gets cancelled.

Are the mods literal fucking retards?

This thread is just going to be bumped constantly now.


MODS ARE FAGS

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>>63124207
What was the point of any of this?

>>63124592
this isnt a real shill

>>63124734
>falling for bait

>>63124752
I think the mods did it on purpose

does no one understand the post was meant to be ironic and that the mods are doing this to ensure discrete shilling will continue?

>>63124728
I'm a film buff
You don't belong here, reddit

>>63124628
I kiss and lightly pet my dick before I get down and really Netflix and chill :^)

>>63124752
>Are the mods literal fucking retards

always

>>63124769
Now the thread will stay on the first page and this "ironic" advertisement will actual work.


JUST

FUCK

MY

BOARD

UP

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>>63124780
>le merely pretending xDD

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>>63124207
You're completely right OP! Netflix is a great service! Well worth the measly $8.99 a month! Hell, you could charge over $30 and it would still be a good deal. WHAT A FUCKING BARGAIN AT $8.99!

NetFlix has great original content including House of Cards, OITNB, DareDevil, and of course JESSICA MOTHERFUCKING JONES!

JESSICA JONES is pretty GOAT tbqh senpai!
BBC squad 4life!

>>63124847
He could still be joking but unknowingly and freely advertising

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Daily reminder:
The idea that a company or business would pay actual money for a product or service to be promoted on 4chan, a community of social outsiders who steal all their media content from the internet, is so absurd that it baffles the mind and instantly disqualifies all opinions and statements of anyone who sincerely accuses people of being shills on this board.

Has anyone here actually Netflix and chilled

It was so awkward and my comdom slipped off lol

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>>63125045

>>63124207
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Kek

>>63124837
>mfw that was the plan the whole time

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>>63124495
Someone at Netflix literally pushed this meme on people to mean a codeword for sex.
It's a long term marketing project they've set up so that you'll always associate Netflix with sex subconsciously for the rest of your life and thus crave their product even when you don't need/want it anymore.

>>63124962
this right here is a prime example of discrete shilling

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>>63124207
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>63124207
Was he even a real shill?

Do you realize the public ban gives this purportedly joke thread more exposure than it ever would have received otherwise?

The mods are double rusing us

>>63125117
>even when you don't need/want it anymore.

That will never happen with sex though.

>>63124962
>le reasonable chewbacca shill

>>63125065
Dude I was freaking out I though she got pregnant

>>63124207
Based OP sacrificing himself to point out the Jessica Jones obvious shilling on /tv/

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>>63124207

>>63124847
>literally being retarded

never said his post was funny, but he was obviously going for le edgy satire.

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>>63124207
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>63125045
>It was so awkward and my comdom slipped off lol

this, id wind up paying attention to the film and my dick would go all soft and it'd slip off

i try to tell her I'm a patrician and have to pay attention or shut if off but she's all "#netflixandchill"

>>63125150
Of course not, with sex it will be more of a case of not being able to get it, kind of like now, but you'll be old, so it will be sadder.

>>63124207
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

OP is probably posting in this thread already

What did banning what was clearly a b8 thread do to solve half the problems on this board? Are you gonna ban half the users on this board come DEc 18th when Star Wars The Force Awakens hit theaters in IMAX/3D?! I got my tickets early anon. Can't wait to go see it with my wife's son. He's really looking forward to Boyega's birthing hips in the lead role alongside FAS Ridley and based Oscar Isaac.

>>63125201
OUTLAWS
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>Public bans

For a second I thought I was in /a/.

>>63125201
OP = le funny MOD

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Thank you, based mods.

Rememnber, it's not all about Netflix and chill, "senpai". Right now you can sign up for a free month of Hulu and check out your favorite shows, like Community, a show written by Reddit favorite Dan Harmon, and there is now even Japanese anime. Check it out!

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>>63125275

>>63124780
Maybe the post was actually fake-joking, to take you off guard and make you think it wasn't a real shill

Then it was publicly 'banned' rather than deleted so it's essentially stickied to the top of TV until it hits the bump limit.

You're supposed to delete the thread, not leave it up so others can see their branding you fucking retard mods.

>>63125315
I must be a robot because not only do I keep messing up CAPTCHA but I never found Seinfeld funny.

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>>63125275

hulu without commercials is a game changer

pls don't ban me mods, not memeing or shilling

i had it for criterion but avoided tv shows because of commercials, without them it's great

>>63124207
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>bunch of retarded threads still up
>this thread still up
>/tv/ is still shit
Thanks hot pocket man.

>>63125404
Eh, guess you're just too young to find it funny

>>63125478
I used to love it but agree with the other poster. It was refreshing at the time but is not aging well

When the best argument for a show/film is that 'it was huge at the time', it's already shit

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>>63124207
great ad! wait a second

>>63125530
But it's still funny as ever. The trick is to not watch it every fucking day

>>63125315
Yes we have Seinfeld on Hulu too! Unlike that god awful shiller Netflix.

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>she invites you to watch a movie
>you talk during important scenes
>she gets mad

>>63126945
>gf invites me to watch a movie
>her son keeps talking through the whole thing

>>63124207
We need more public bannings

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>>63124207
streisand effect: the thread

I really like it how real shilling is tolerated

>>63096017

the whole thread is actually just one guy bumping so people watch his stream

>>63127066
That and the rlm shills. It's fucking pathetic.

>>63124314
what website F-A-M

>>63125275
>Buy Hulu
>Commercials every ten fucking minutes
>Get Hulu Plus
>Promise me no commercials
>Every other show on there "isn't apart of the commercial free plan, watch some shit from Sprint, fucker"

DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>63127066
Its probably paid for
just look at the shit star wars plebs get away with save for anti boyega threads

>>63124740
This one for real. Mods getting their hit-list ready

>>63124207
>banning for obvious joke advertising

fuck off mods you're still pathetic loser hotpockets

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>>63124207
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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>>63124207
>>63124444
quads well spent friend

>>63124713
what website

>>63124444
MODS

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>>63124207
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD

>>63124495
You put on a Lars Von Trier movie and get a weak handjob.

>Jessica Jones is plastered all over Netflix
>everything redirects you to it
>watch The Warriors
>immediately tries to play Jessica Jones afterwards, because the two are so fucking similar
>my 12 year old sister shows me Attack On Titan on her profile
>fucking banner ads for that sick rapefest everywhere
They need to put a lid on this.

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>>63124207
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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>Netflix used to run smoothly on my Roku
>new update added that stupid "play as soon as you select it" feature
>every time I go to the episode list, I hear the first couple of seconds of whatever episode it was starting to load
>now it even forgets what episode I was watching
Whoever is in charge of Netflix's UI needs to be fucking shot

>>63128371
This is my ideal evening desu.