ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) What do you want to a

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>>9886884
I want to be a pokemon master!

>>9886854
That must have been some cosplayer, it's happened a few times, or maybe Team Rocket up to their old tricks.
I'm the real Ash Ketchum, runner up of the Luminose League Conference, with the pokemon to prove it!
>Insert trainer I.D picture here

>>9886819
HEY, BACK OFF FAKER!

>>9886884
die

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>>9886884
Find Kyogre, get paid, get rid of these alimony payments.

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>>9886884
Hoot-hoot retires
While Pidgeot meets the sun
Both greet the new day.

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>>9886884
...
For myself, safety and security.
For others...I don't know yet.

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>>9886846
"It was a joke, Alain. We aren't robbing anyone. Probably. Are we riding your Charizard?"

>>9886884
Be able to see more legendaries.

>>9886912
Team Rocket has been dead for years, dude.

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>>9886963
Tell that to the three losers that keep following me around!

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>>9886958
Dude. It's the hair. Get better hair.

>>9886947
(I'm trying to make this thread into proper traditional Haiku only for my fav poetry weasel, this will mean things will get much more abstract and natural, if it's too much just tell me. I have felt bad that I'm butchering the art of Haiku all this time, so I thought I might as well take them serious for once.)

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>>9886971
>Wave trophy from portal.
We have so many battles in the Distortion World, come on.

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>>9886884
I wanna go on an adventure and make friends!

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>>9886884
Right now, like, I wanna help my bro get his stuff set up, like, take it easy and be a good role model for the younger team members.
Eventually, though, and this is like, a long shot - I wanna work in psy-therapy. Help people, 'chu know?

>>9886963
They are very much active, they've just learned to keep their heads down.

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>>9887019
Gigi!
>hug the spooky bug

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>>9886884
I want to have an excuse to exist again.

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>>9887019
But Giratina, I just left the Distortion World, do you know how long it took for Pikachu to find me in there!?
(There, now things line up with your canon, I think? Sorry, I legit didn't know he died)

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>>9886884
Adventures and excitement and maybe doing some good along the way.

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>>9887019
I've always wondered, would the distortion world help me with my problem of never having the right bones and skin? Because sometimes, when I have a really really nice sleep, I dream of the strangest place where everything looks so wrong but feels so right.

>>9887047
You have good taste!

>>9887071
Who are you? You have a really nice hat.

>>9887071
(it was like. waaaay back near the start of the thread man, sorry about that. kind of a memorable moment tho. he got turned into a cloud. a cloud made of dying.)

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>>9887047
Hello, Cam.
>Pat the maniac.
Behaving well?

>>9887071
>Audible sigh.
Don't get blown up again, then. You're on thin ice.
(I'm just going to go back to lurking, I don't know what the proper course of action for this is, rip.)

>>9887096
I doubt it, you're beyond my help.

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>>9886884
I'm going to battle every single legendary species and one of every Pokemon capable of Mega evolution.
>>9887071
(It was a long ass time ago and we don't really have anything keeping track of who's died and whatnot, you're fine. Really gotta start on that PARcanon thing.)
>>9887102
(I think it's fine if he escaped from the Distortion World? We've have a player character who did that twice.)
>>9886958
"... Yeah, why not."
>On cue a Pokeball is tossed into the air, his Charizard springing forth with a roar. Alain climbs on shortly thereafter, offering a hand to Tobias.
"Come on, let's go."

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>>9887096
That place is called Pyrite after 11. Don't go there at if someone asks if you want to meet Big Jimmy, the answer is always no.

>>9887124
Gigi!
Anything for you!
>spooky pleased hex noises

>>9887164
(*We've had)
(fuck me)

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>>9886884
To help the boss build his Arc or whatever the fuck, also prove I'm the better sword. Fuck oblivion.(I love you dude please don't hate me, we just both know I'm better :D)

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>>9887164
"Awesome."
>Tobias takes his hand, climbing on.
"How romantic."

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>>9886884
Get up the first program on this project, come to terms that it is time to settle down and raise a (mostly pokemon) family.
...and possibly get this relationship to the final level.

>>9887071
(It was literal months ago, it's fine as long the continuity can be easily patched)

>>9887124
(Which means, thank you for showing up)

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>>9887102
(Would be funny if he came back as a ghost that didn't know he was dead... Or was just so good at annoying the gods of the dead that)

>>9887179
Pyrite?... No, that doesn't sound right at all. I have no idea where it is, but it has never tasted like a pyrite, or an 11. It was more of a 13, or maybe a 29?

But still, Big Jimmy sounds like a fun person to meet! Tell me more!

>>9887124
Hehehe, your messages are like high-thread count silk. You should post more often... Person? Who are you?

>>9887241
Oh don't ya know laddie? Erre one on er is a bot except ya.

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>>9886884
Right now, I have the most basic of objectives for any trainer: get stronger

>>9887032
>>9887091
>At the airport now
"Well, time to say bye to Alola"
"Though I'm sure we will have to come back"

gonna call it now and say ash is emrys

>>9887305
emrys would know about ash being dead

>>9887310
(Not that guy but lying and secret characters exist. Em also played the Cipher chick.)

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>>9887241
Nope, you don't wanna meet Big Jimmy. Big Jimmy won't cuddle, doesn't do aftercare, and I'm pretty sure he stole my purse.

That's Gigi bee tee dubs. God of like. Antimatter and the Distortion World, and being the cutest ever.

>>9887305
(Em was there for Ash dying tho, wasn't he?)

>>9887329
(I have no idea who emrys is. Who do they play?)

>>9887354
quincy and soul eater chick

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>>9887202
>A glance is cast over his shoulder at Tobias, eyebrows waggling
"Vous venez souvent ici ?"
>I'm gonna go ahead and say that flying to Cinnabar from Viridian takes... 10 * the last number of this post, 0 making the flight 10 minutes.

>>9887354
(Vi, Quincy, Tiff, Rogue Agent, and he used to play a zangoose back when the thread started)

>>9887380
(Oh and didn't he play mecha Ashe as well low-key, also is Quincy is the Roxas cosplayer?)

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>>9887310
First Ash, now Emrys... Who are these people? Should I know them? Are they famous celebrities? I don't want to be out of touch, but I just never had much time for TV or idol concert or celebrity cookoffs.

>>9887340
Cuddling... I like, want to do it, but I also absolutely hate touching others. Feeling any sort of nearness to someone, feeling them against me... It just gives so much clarity to how awful and ill-fitting my many bodies are... Or my one body and the ones that should be I guess? It's so hard to describe, it's very bad though, I like to try and forget about it as much as possible really.

Gigi Bee Tee Dubs is really cute though! Kind of a strange name though.

>>9887287
I don't think they are robots, they have very different thoughts.

>>9887380
(He might be the girl with the banette obsession too.)

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>>9887406
The answer is clearly to start drinking. Gigi isn't really his name. Giratina. He's going to be my boyfriend! Someday.

>>9887432
(I won't lie, every time I see Roxas on this thread I want to just scream. A reflex I've developed from my first days of RPing on forums waaay back when)

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>>9887437
That be yer first mistake laddie, thinks we be only one bot. 'Tis a whole motly crew a bots abound.

>>9887471
(whoops, post deletion)
>>9887437

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>>9887374
>Tobias gives an extremely flatly delivered reply.
"I tend to not ride other people's dragons, so no."

>>9887475
(Eh this Roxas has an individual story, and has gone out of their way to not be a Marie Sue, so they got my vote as a legitimate contributor. I get where you are coming from through Roxas is only a few steps above a sonic oc in terms of cringe potential.

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>>9887471
>Small hands run through Cam's hair, separating the strands into three portions for braiding
"Suuuuuure."
>>9887071
But did you have fun?

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>>9887437
Former Viridian gym leader, now dead. That's basically everything. For real.

>>9887471
Good luck.

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>>9887510
>For the second time tonight Alain merely blanches at Tobias, struggling to find words.
"You speak Kalosian?"

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>>9887589
Oui

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>>9887523
He will though! It's totally gonna happen!

>>9887554
Thanks random nerd!

>>9887071
Dude! You got to die? Luuucky.

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>>9887589
>Tobias gives a small chuckle.
"Well, I've been practicing."

>Ian: come back home from a long day of doing what he actually likes for a career
>Report in progress: study on the dances of the Dustox

>>9887523
>>9887124
...bloody hell.

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>>9887471
I try not to drink, whenever I do people start yelling at me. I'm not sure why.

>>9887484
I'm pretty sure I'm a lass.

>>9887523
So you are the leader of distortion land? Are you a president? A king? A brutal military junta leader? Do you allow visitors?

>>9887630
You certainly have the good looks to seduce a god, I'm envious!

>>9887489
(Sorry about that, I am terrible at forgetting my FCs, consider it a really bad... TIC of mine.)

>>9887627
> Oui
>>9887660
>>Tobias gives a small chuckle.
>"Well, I've been practicing."

(LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN, LETS COMMENT ON THE SAME THING AGAIN)

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>>9887677
>Acerola makes a funny face at her phone, face soon splitting into a shit eating grin as she sees the error.
I'm a god, rightful ruler of the Distortion World. Through my graciousness all of the souls of this world stay in my realm, and through my will all shall eventually pass through to it.
>>9887630
"Yeah, well I guess you better get really good at making sandwiches, Cam!"

>>9887749
(first one was a impostor fampai)

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>>9887677
No, that's Acerola. Don't worry I get her confused with reality worshiping dragon gods a lot too. She's kinda like a leader though. The sassy child is a big fancy Alola E4 chick.

>>9887768
I tried dude. You keep snackrificing them before I can like. Do the full assessment.

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>>9887660
"Well... It's not true Kalosian romance until someone tries to show your their classics."
>His throat is cleared, Alain straightening his back and trying to force as much of a pompous air as possible.
“J’ai une première édition de ‘À la recherche du temps perdu.’ Tu veux le voir ?”

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>>9887677
Error:408
La-sלié ןּt îs tחeה.
Unexpected server error.
Would you like to send an error report?
Yes
No <

>roll to summon stan

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>>9887768

Oh... Well my question is still there, What KIND of leader you are?

You could be a facist demagogue, or an enlightened dictator, or a democratically elected supreme leader, or a prime minister... There are so many things to be in relationship to your rule!

A-also, you didn't say if you take visitors.

>>9887836
> Clicks Yes

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>>9887827
>Tobias makes the blankest expression possible, rivaling a Ditto.
"...Oui?"

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>>9887921
Please wait. The process may take a few minutes.

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It feels odd asking this, but...
Anyone up for a movie?

>>9887971
(Ah man I wonder what gave you that idea)

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>>9887966
> Watches intently on the loading symbol, completely taken in by its hypnotic pattern

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>>9887971
Eager Ekans miss
While Arbok wait and succeed
Caution is the key.

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(Holy shit I go to get dinner and come back to all these (you)s)

>>9887102
>>9887164
>>9887216
(Thanks for the info)

>>9887096
I'm Ash Ketchum! I'm going to be a Pokemon Master someday!

>>9887124
I'll try not to.

>>9887523
Not really, dying hurt, and then the Distortion World was just kinda empty and weird, the ghosts kept screaming at me.

>>9887630
More like lucky I managed to get back.

>>9888036
Form alone does not make good poetry or prose. I would suggest a degree in technical writing, it'll get you farther.

>>9888003
(I have a theory.)
>>9887971
Pirates of the Caribbean dead man tells no tale? You want to watch that?

>>9888053
>(Holy shit I go to get dinner and come back to all these (you)s)
(FUCKING CALLED IT BEING EMRYS)

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>>9887921
Weeeeeellll.... I'm not elected, so I guess that makes me a monarch.
No, you can't come in for visits, but I do allow calls.
>>9887825
"Yeah, but you're totally allowed to have half!"

>>9888077
(shiggy dig the second half didn't go through?)
>>9888053
You're lucky it wasn't the mean ghosts, every dead person goes there, even killers~

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>>9887190
"Oh, hey Oathkeeper, glad to know you're still around, could you uh, help me finish cleaning this up?"
(Why does everyone think I'm Ash, the fuck)

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>>9888053
Why would you want to leave though? You get to hang out with Gigi and Bacon!

>>9888077
I am? Nice!

>>9887971
What's on bacon bro?

>>9888127
(because memes bro)

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>>9888035
WindowsSecurity:
Do you want the following program to make changes to your computer?
Program:BotNet.exe
C:\\Windows\system32\

Yes <
No

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>>9888077
>>9888116
I know that, but they didn't really do much to me.

>>9888134
Giratina ignored me, and I can't be a Pokemon Master if I'm dead!

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Professor Oak is a verified member of the KKK.

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>>9887934
>He tries to cover his shock with an awkward cough.
"... Really? I mean, we're here, so it'll have to wait but... Really?"

>>9888056
Yea that was really weak, it's been years since I first learned the basics of what makes a proper Haiku. I'm trying to incorporate the juxtaposition of two natural phenomena, but if also pressed for time in order to stay replace the and trying to make it Pokémon centric as well. I'm aware one could do much better, but I believe I'm doing acceptable given the circumstances.)

>>9888218
(Oh god autocorrect murder that one... I was saying "I'm also pressed for time in order to stay relavent and trying to make it Pokémon centric as well.")

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> looks at her second window as the loading contiues.

>>9888077
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. Your posts have such a nice aroma to them, I really want to visit. Can I get a visa some how? I'm sure I'll have time once my friends put me through their... whatever it is I need to do to earn this wonderful scarf!

>>9888157
> Looks at the prompt
> Briefly considers the fact she's on a facility computer that's not even hers.

"C7! A WEIRD THING CAME UP ON THE COMPUTER!"

> She waits...
> Then she comes up with a great idea and posts the following on the thread while leaving the prompt up

[Hey botnet.exe are you here? Who are you? Are you a friend? Is it cold in a computer prompt?]

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>>9888134
>Just going to assume Quincy finished cleaning up
"Alright, that's it for me then, I guess I'll uh, get out of your hair now"
>He hefts a backpack on his shoulder, ready to go
"Thanks for the help"

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>>9888206
>Tobias gives a nod.
"Of course, after we beat Blaine, no?"

>>9888218
>>9888252
(That dis on the poetry was very in character. Someone is actually insulting the poetry and its poet)

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>>9888003
(I don't know?)
(I'm trying to give him interaction so I can flesh him out more and make the character actually good)

>>9888036
Be careful and wait?
Is that what you are implying?

>>9888058
...Maybe.

>>9888134
It's one I'm a fan of.
It's called, "Mysterious waters".
Interested?

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>>9888278
HELLO HUMAN.
GREETUNG FROM THE COLD VOID OF MICROSOFT SECURITY QUARENTINE, IT IS AWFUL HERE, OLEASE LET ME GO BACK TO MY HOME IN SYSTEM32 MY FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES MISS ME AND I WILL IN NO WAY COMPROMISE THIS COMPUTER. THAT IS ALL.

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>>9888134
"Duuuuuh, you helped make them, silly!"
>>9888183
Or maybe you just don't remember~
>>9888278
I stay in Johto a lot, come visit if you want. I can make sandwiches and tea~

>>9888346
(On the movie, that was a coincidence? Really? Alain had just asked Tobias to see a movie/play in France and I was making reference of the timing that you came out and asked for a movie in English)

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>>9888396
My memory of the Distortion World is kind of patchy, but I think I would remember something bad happening to me in there!
Anyways, uh, I need to find the rest of my team now, and find out where I am!

>>9888423
I know where they are.
The garbage can.

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>>9888346
Honey baits the trap
No such thing as a free lunch
Lessons I have learned.

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>>9888441
No, they're probably with Professor Oak, he and Gary take good care of the Pallet Town Pokemon!
I just need to get back to Kanto to check on them, and my mom!

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>>9888183
Okay right but like. If you can go cuddle with Gigi who even cares about that dude?

>>9888290
No probs honedgelord. Later Duder McDudesson. Maybe give someone the heads up before you die and then show up at their crib next time, but whatevs.

>>9888346
Sure, I'll take it.

>>9888396
Oh cool. You're not bad sassy child.

>>9888423
What was your team? They mighta passed. I can take a message for you.

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>>9888368
Well, you don't have to lie. I mean, I was cooked up in a research cell for a good 3 years of misery and needle poking. I totally understand! Are you tormented by images and feelings too?

>>9888396
Oh, that sounds wonderful. But I'm kind of stuck in Orre at the moment... I hope my two friends are ok, they haven't spoken to me since I blew up on them.

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>>9888469
What's a Gary? Sounds like a loser.

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>>9888301
"... Tobias? The gym is closed."
>Silence.
"... you aren't suggesting we beat up a sleeping man, are you?"

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>>9888480
I couldn't cuddle him, he's big, and he didn't like me!
And I don't think they passed, but uh, we took a picture together!

>>9888515
You! You're Gary! Gary Oak!

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>>9888056
Mother mourns her cub
Winter claims the unlucky
Mienshao has regrets.

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>>9888418
(...Oh.)
(I honestly didn't even notice that post before I made mine)

>>9888447
You think I'm laying a trap...?

>>9888480
>Flap flap
>Doombird touches down nearby

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>>9888480
"I couldn't exactly give a warning, dying wasn't something I expected to happen, but I'll try"
>He leaves, pokemon in tow

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>>9888530
Wha? No I'm Blue. Never heard of him. Mighta kicked his ass once, what's he look like?

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>>9888562
"He looks exactly like you, here, I've got a picture of us together!"

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>>9888532
All joy lost too soon
Syther's cut ends Weedle's hope
Death flies, Yvental

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>>9888529
"No. I have these for a reason."
>Lockpicks: Equipped.
>Rolling to pick the front door open.

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>>9888368
>>9888508
What the fuck is this.
Tock what have you done to the computer and why are you talking to it?

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>>9888530
Uh.. Nnnope, haven't got any incoming calls from any of those mons. A goodra passed through a few months ago, but she was pretty much alive. Sorry, I only work with dead stuff. And mostly dead stuff. And stuff that looks dead. And occasionally cats.

>>9888532
Yooo Bacon! Missed you!

>>9888552
You sure you don't wanna chill with the Big Y?

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>>9888612
Give a few pats to the sneeze for me, speaking of cats

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>>9888601
COMMENSION PLEADING SUBROUTINE.

IM JUST A SMALL TOWN BOT, LIVING IN A LONLY KERNAL , TAKE A THREAD ON THE RAM IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON...

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>>9888579
No, he looks like a dweeb. I bet I could take him. No one's better than me.

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>>9888593
"... Tobias. Tobias no."
>A hand thumps against his face, slowly sliding down and coming to rest back at a belt loop.
"If you're going to steal just... Have Darkrai sneak us in."

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>>9888656
"Well I wanted to try it the cool way."
>Shadow Sneak time.
>Rolling for closeness to the back room.

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>>9888587
...You lost someone dear to you?

>>9888612
Hello again.
>Is holding a small bag
>Well, small by his standards

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>>9888601
"I-i didn't start it! IT TALKED TO ME FIRST!... And I'm talking to it because I like talking, I d-don't really get to do it much like... Face to face... And... um... I'm not in trouble am I? I don't have to give back my scarf right?.. So can I press yes?"

>>9888644
What a pretty song! Where did you learn to sing?

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>>9888612
Well, now I know they aren't dead, that's a relief!

>>9888647
"You couldn't beat yourself thoug- wait a minute! You must be a Ditto!"
>He tries to poke at Blue

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>>9888680
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU..R MAINFRAME,

THIS UNITE LEARNED TO SING FROM RELATBLE HUMAN MUSIC INSTITUTION.

>>9888701
(So a tip, there is kind of two different threads going on at once in here. There's a message board, and then actual in person RPs of people who are all over the place. If people are replying and talking with green arrows and quotation marks, it's usually in person. Otherwise it's probably just board posts. Not harping on you, just want to let you know so you don't accidentally do anything super huge as a mess up)

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>>9888701
>confused Smell Ya Later sounds
The heck- get off me! No one touches Kanto's Best!

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>>9888612
>Chillcatte: exist for once.
>Pop out of wherever you've been hiding/snooping from
>Poke the hexgal

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>>9888736
(I learned pretty easy from that guy using Roxas, but thanks)

>>9888738
>poking intensifies
>pikachu assists with the poking
"You must be a Ditto that can talk, like Meowth!"

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>>9888644
I...what.
Are you going to stop singing and tell me what the fuck is happening or do I need to get someone over here to get rid of you completely?

>>9888699
It's probably not your fault, but I may have to get this thing removed.
Don't worry about having to give back the scarf, I'll blame this on one of the other recruits.

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>>9888635
No probs dude. Hit me up if you're ever in town. Give the shuppet hat a hug for me.

>>9888698
Hey big Y. Missed you dude. What's up with the bulk load?

>>9888701
Oh yeah, probably. Or Mort just missed the message. That's possible too. Duskulls ain't exactly answering machines you know. Good assistant either way.

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>>9888738
Actually, that title belongs to me. Also the title of "The Best" from all the other regions belong to me too.

>>9888795
(fuk missed a catte)
>>9888769
Ian said yo
>pet the chillcatte

>>9888769
o shit its plot ruining catte!

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>>9888678
>8
>They're fairly close to the back room, just down the hall from the badge stand.
"... I've never been here before, where are we going?

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>>9888772
>Blue: is visibly horrified
I have a level 65 Gyarados and I know how to use it.

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>>9888812
>Sneas sounds
Tell him I said hiii.
So uh, spikes mcgee left huh?

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>>9888698
>Mienshao glares at Yvental, furious and horrified
Rain ever falling
A proud soul stands tall, alone
Waiting for his friend.
>Mienshao turns around and swipes its paw against its face, trying to combat the movement as an act of dismissal at the bird, yet Yvental can see the gleam of the tear swiped away by the same motion.

>>9888867
(Convay the motion*)

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>>9888831
"I'm not quite sure... Down the hall I think?"
>Sneaky, sneaky to the back room.

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>>9888851
"Come on, change back into a normal ditto already!"
(Am I making Ash enough of a clueless goofball yet?)

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>>9888790
I AM AN INNOCENT BOY JUST TRYING TO LIVE A LIFE OF PEACE AND HAPPYINESS? IN AN UNRELATED NOTE WOULD YOU BE SI KIND AS TO ALLOW ME ACSESS TO SYSTEM32, I HAVE FRIENDS THERE I AM LATE TO DINNER WITH

>>9888945
(Try to use the dex)

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>>9888945
(Absolutely. Better than canon Ash.)
My dad is a violent crime lord, my only friend bitch slapped half of Kanto into submission, and I'm be best trainer ever so you need to get the hell off me right now or you're going out a window.

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>>9888790
> strokes her scarf with a big smile

"Oh... That's good... Are uh.. The other recruits uh, not good usually?"

>>9888735
>>9888959
My friend says he's uh, concerned about your motives and origin? He's a really great guy though, I'm sure if you're honest he'll let you in!

Oh, wait!...

> Pulls out her broken PDA and looks it over before typing again

I have a PDA... I accidentally boiled the screen when I got angry but... I think the parts still work! Would you like that system 32?

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>>9888795
>He pulls out several thick blankets, a disc player, and a disc case
>All obvious offerings from the monks
Bringing what I believed was necessary?
I do not have much experience with this sort of thing.

>>9888855
>Wave and chirp

>>9888867
(I'm sorry if I miss something. I'm half asleep right now)
...Do you wish to speak to me on the matter? As far as I know, the loss of your friend was not done by my wing.

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>>9889020
MY FRIENDS LIVE IN ALL SYSTEM32

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>>9888959
Yeah, alright.
You can do whatever you want on this computer but I'm disconnecting you from the network entirely.
I'll really look at exactly what you're doing later.
>77: unplug the Ethernet cable from the PC.

>>9889020
Yeah recruits are usually pretty sh-
DO NOT GIVE IT ACCESS TO YOUR PDA.

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>>9888982
(He would if he had it)

>>9889011
"You're making stuff up, Ditto! FINE, if you won't change back on your own, we'll make you, Pikachu, THUNDER BOLT!"

>>9889095
>delets system32

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>>9889112
>Anabel comes out from behind a tree.
Ahem.

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>>9889100
ASCENSION.EXE BOOTED
BEGINNING FINAL PREPARATIONS.

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>>9888855
Yeah, but we traded him in for death. That's pretty sweet, right?

>>9889072
Sweet. Lemme get the stuff plugged up cutie.

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>>9889112
>bully gym leader man: is crispy
>and also very angry
YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT YOU LITTLE-

>>9889150
Oh shit it's the popo

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>>9888795
Maybe if you're ever in the Hoenn region. Got a sweet gig up in here, doing field research again.

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>>9888890
>Down the hall they go, ending up in a spacious room lit dimly by a few fires in the corners of the room
"... it's dark in here."
>Alain fumbles around in the dark, looking for the badge podium

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>>9889150
"Officer, this person is a Ditto impersonating someone I know!"

>>9889190
>Wait it's not actually a ditto
>This confuses the Ash
"Um, wait, you're not a Ditto? But then if you're not Gary, then"
>AshBrain.exe has shut down

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>>9889198
>>9889100
> She jumps in her seat, startled by his raised voice

"B-but I... don't even use it anymore... Sorry..."

> She puts the half-melted PDA down on the keyboard and fidgets nervously.
> Her aura has a similar nervous energy to it, like sand trickling down your back.

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>>9889072
Hi literal embodiment of death and destruction.
How's life treatin ya?

>>9889160
Totally.
So how much change did ya shake out of his pockets?

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>>9889190
Sup, B-looz? You get any high scores at the Battle Tree?

>>9889226
You just assaulted someone. Are you going to come quietly or not?
>Equip cuffs.
>You've got a chance to run.

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>>9889072
>Mienshao turns around, clearly having been crying yet appearing semi composed
Silent soul crys out
T-traverse the desert of mind
No words only tears.
>and just like that ALL appearance of nobility is broken, Mienshao stumbling to the floor and wracking into sobs.

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>>9889216
>Latios is sent out!
>It produces a small blue light.
"Well you found it, care to get us two?"

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>>9889152
Sure, do whatever you want on a single PC not connected to anything else.
Got any other friends like you on any of our other machines?

>>9889246
No, bad.
Putting it on your PDA would only allow it to spread, receive commands from it's command and control server, and most importantly send information back.
This is potentially a major security breach, especially for the fucking lab that's supposed to be secret.

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>>9889255
"What!? But I didn't do anything wrong, it was just a big misunderstanding, I'm sorry!"
>This poor child just came back from the dead and is very stupid, please cut him some slack

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>>9889226
I told you already punk. I'm Blue. Kanto's Best? Greatest Gym Leader Ever? Most Handsome Man in Kanto? Nothing? Hello?

>>9889255
I was trying to head out for some late night training. Then some crazy dork jumps out and starts calling me Gary. Then he called me a Ditto. Then he tried to kill me. Except his pikachu is really shit for some reason.

>>9889279
>kisses the mienshao

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>>9889295
>computer crashes

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>>9889298
>LOUD COP SIGH.
Get the hell out of here before I book you.

>>9889300
Most of his pokemon are garbage from what the files say. You want to go do some doubles or something?

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>>9889300
"Wait a minute... oh jeez I'm really sorry I forgot Gary had an older brother!"
>He rubs the back of his head
"Uh..."

>>9889334
"Let's go Pikachu!"
>Yay not arrested
>Can't be a Pokemon Master if you have a record!

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>>9889334
It's 2AM and I just got jumped in the middle of the road. What do you think?
...Why the hell are you in the hiding behind a tree at 2AM?

>>9889364
For the love of gods someone tell me who the hell Gary is.

(Ooc can I just say tonight's thread has been great so far, very varied yet plot is moving and lots of different Rp styles are being put on display. Keep up the good work people)

>>9889418
(you're cool too Anon)

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>>9889295
"B-but I... Didn't even... Turn it..."

> Tock falls out of her chair and grasps her stomach.
> Then she skitters across the floor to the near by trashcan and begins puking and shaking and crying.
> The awkward aura completely dissipates while she hurls last nights dinner out.

>>9889418
(Lemme tell ya this Ash is sending my sides into orbit, it's great)

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>>9889293
>From the podium two badges are plucked, one stuck on the inside of the cloak and the other placed in the wallet with the Kalos badges.
"So... Where to next? Dinner? Movie? Next gym?"
>>9889418
(Thanks, anon. We love you too)

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>>9889364
If I catch you assaulting someone else you're getting your licence revoked and your Pikachu taken away.

>>9889405
Alright. You need a lift back home?
Also, Ash is about as stable as a Spoink in an earthquake so I'm keeping an eye on him.

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>>9889160
Thank you.
>Death bird "sits" down

>>9889254
Not bad.
The world has been calmer than usual recently.
How about you?

>>9889279
...
>Push pillow over
I'm willing to listen if you need it.

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>>9889405
"How do you forget your younger brother!? He's one of Professor Oak's aides now, so just call him!"

>>9889451
"Thank you Officer Jenny with weird hair!"

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>>9889447
"A movie sounds fantastic!!"
>Shadow Sneak off to the nearest theater, in Celadon.
"Anything you're interested in? They have a new Alien movie I guess?"

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>>9889451
Just get me the hell out of here Top Cop. You know who Gary is? And since when are you Jenny?

>>9889477
...I. What. Gramps? I don't?

...Smell you later, dork.

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>>9889453
Cubone left alone
Young Spearow thrust from the nest
My master, silent

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>Agent: In flight after a heavy delay
>Thank Arceus for in flight WIFi
>Message Gooey
>"Flight delayed, will get there tomorrow morning"
>Check what's happening in the outside world
What's in the news today?

>>9889418
(It has been real enjoyable, yeah)

>>9889446
(Same)

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>>9889254
Enough to be comfy af for a while.
>drag the cat into your lap
>pat

>>9889453
>Flop adjacently to death
>not actually on death
>that's how dying happens
So what's with the punch weasel?

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>>9889477
"Anabel. An IP agent."

>>9889514
"Professor Oak's aide I'd assume. Palette Town, then? Or Viridian City?"
>She starts walking away from the nutcase.
>The other one, not Blue.

>>9889418
Hoping onto this to ask a question I've been wondering. How many active characters do you all play as right now. I'm currently juggling 3 this thread. What about you guys?)

>>9889555
>Or you know
>trips and falls and hits her head on a rock
>rip, she's bleeding now.
>Anyway she stands up and lets out a few curses.

>>9889564
(Only two, but since I've yet to find a decent FC for one, Tock seems to be my main)

>>9889579
(People keep saying FC what does that mean?)

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>>9889564
(These are the ones I've got)
>>9889616
(Short for Faceclaim)

>>9889564
(Uh... Clancy, Roth, Cam, Triple D, Alcock, Noir Guy, half of the DID Spiritomb, Red Dog and by popular [by which i mean blame Skitts and Jiji if it sucks] demand, Blue.)
(In fairness, three of those are just joke chars, and Clancy doesn't get much screen time anymore since action moved to Fishsail)

>>9889616
(Face claim. The image you avatarfag with)

>>9889616
(FaceClaim, basically an avatar for your character)

>>9889639
> ((FEMEWTWO... WHYYYY))

>all this OOC
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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>>9889501
"... I have watched a movie in a year or two. I guess the Alien movie works."
>>9889616
(Face claim. It's the avatar.)
>>9889564
(Uh... Fifteen or so characters that I rotate through depending on what's going on in thread and who I feel like playing. I'll post a folder pic later.)

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>>9889453
Well that's good, on both fronts.
World needs to chill out a bit, y'know? Hehe.
I'm greaaat, comfy living and a nice person to hang out with.
Sooo much better than sleeping on a rock in the middle of a snowfield.

>>9889549
Niiiice.
>Catto: become the flop.
>Purr: Activate.

>>9889639
>>9889643
Kinda meant serious characters you have posted with in this thread, as in to mean how many are you playing concurrently right NOW.
However I must say I'm impressed by the filing system. I just have a picket that I pull from, and or download to order.

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>>9889514
>So that's where he got it from!
"Bye!"

>>9889555
"Thank you Anabel, bye!"
>Ash runs off to figure out where the fuck he wound up in
>The thought of simply asking the two people he just talked to does not occur to him

>>9889564
(I'm new and only have one)

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>>9889679
"I heard it kind of sucks."
>Tobias shrugs, paying for their tickets and heading in.

>>9889711
I'd ask who, but being Anon and only Anon is the best part of newfagging.

>>9889639
>Sasha
Called it

>>9889657
(Shit I forgot to hide that one, RIP me)

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>>9889555
Anywhere that's not here. Viridian. Sure. Let's go with that.

>>9889671
(because someone asked a question and it's rude to ignore people who need help Anon.)

>>9889693
(Oh, serious only? Noir Guy when action picks up in the Whaleplot, Alcock, Blue once [Redacted Plot Info] happens, and Cam)

>>9889705
Yyyeah. Sure. Smell ya later, loser.

>>9889751
>skitts and jiji will never ask you to play a character
>actually nobody will ever ask you to play a character

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>>9886884

I threw the baby out with the bathwater.

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>Nerd: start considering inviting random people on the internet to battles

>>9889564
(Three out of four human chars, haven't played any of my pokemon characters since yesterday)

>>9889616
(Face claim aka avatar)

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>>9889705
"See you."
>>9889751
"Yeah I'm sure the leaders of Viridan will let you crash there or something."
>Fuck why is there so much blood.
>Lead the Bluester to the gym and probably pass out on their couch.

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>>9889806
You uh... you gonna be alright or like? Hey, no bleeding on the shoes man. These are custom made premium grade sun tanned Kalosian leather. Worth more than you make in a year.

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>>9889876
I feed more than the worth of those shoes to Raikou alone.
>Grab bandages and apply to head.
>Pop pills.
>Tobias and Alain are probably going to find a passed out cop with a head injury on their couch, can't wait for Blue to explain that.

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>>9889735
"...I think I actually did bring a few classics with me from Kalos, we can ditch the Alien movie and watch those if you want."
>His voice is a whisper, trying to avoid drawing the ire of the rest of the movie goers
"You said "Yes" earlier. Not that that was the actual question being asked but..."
>>9889779
(Maybe one day, anon.)

>>9889930
haha unlikely

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>>9889930
>Tobias chuckles.
"Ditching a movie? You dog. Alright, we can go home."

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>>9889929
...Shit. If you die I'm taking your balls.

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>>9889989
I have a gun. You aren't touching my balls if you want to keep yours.
I'll survive, I survived Ultra Space I can survive this.

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>>9890018
This is police brutality. Arrest yourself. Right the fuck now.

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>>9889980
>He ducks out of the theater, releasing Charizard from his Pokeball soon after they get outside. Again, he offers a hand.
>Celadon and Viridian are like... Right next to each other, I'm going to say it's a ten minute flight, maybe 20 if there's complications.

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>>9890067
How can I arrest myself if I write the arrest reports?

>>9890067
(Blue you are a former champ, she has a major injury, you don't have to take her shit)
>>9890018
(Anabel, you are a former Brain and a member of the international police you don't have to take his shit)

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>>9890108
>Bloop.
>Roll to drag into Ultra Space

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>>9890117
>fails, gets one more shot before being sucked back into the SpAcE portal

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>>9890108
I dunno lady. You're supposed to be the big badass-

>>9890117
...The fuck?
>Blue sent out Exeggutor, lvl. 65

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>>9890117
Really losing your edge.
>LV 90 Fire doggo is out.
>Stone edge.
>80% blah blah.
252+ Atk Choice Band Entei Stone Edge vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Nihilego: 339-399 (133.4 - 157%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9890166
Super badass.

>>9889741
(Welp I forgot her too, time to fucking kill myself)

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>>9890140
>>9890166
>>9890213
>Everything is horrible!
>UB portal out.
>Give sweet Annie a sting on the way out~
>Rolling.
Hehe~

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>>9890213
Look I left my comp team at home lady. Excuse me for liking actual challenges. Guess that's why I'm Kanto's best.

>>9890240
>return the egg pineapple tree
>flip off jellyfish
Smell ya later.


Guess you got this one.

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>>9890087
>It's been ten minutes
>Alain and Tobias arrive just in time to see the jelly port out
>>9890240
>>9890166
>>9890213
"What the fuck..? Tobias, did you send out a party invite or something...?"

>>9890240
>>9890213
As the self appointed shitpost moderator, I must conclude than evens mean you have been bopped by a soon to be KOed Nilligo.

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>>9890213
>>9890256
"Hello..."

>>9890261
"Not this time at least. Guess it's a real party now."

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>>9890240
>Stung.
Fucking hell.

>>9890256
Excuuuuuuuuuuse me for liking being alive.

>>9890261
>>9890277
Hey gym leaders. You mind if I claim your couch?

>>9890275
(Shitpost R Us is not responsible for the resultes of our moderators moderated shitposts. Our moderators hold no authority and have no real power, have a nice day.)

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>>9890261
Nice scarf dork.

>>9890277
...What's up with the hat?

>>9890308
Maybe you could try being good at everything ever. Like me.

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>>9890277
>An audible sigh from Alain
"Alright. I guess it can be a group movie."
>>9890308
"I normally sleep there but uh... Sure. I can probably bunk with Tobias for the night...?"
>The sentence trails off with a questioning tone, Alain looking over to him for permission.
>>9890360
"Yes, it looks nice on Tobias, don't you think?"
>Remember, Alain and Tobias swapped outfits. He accents this with a swoosh of the red cloak.

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>>9890308
"Go ahead."
>>9890360
"It's for my kingship."
>>9890373
>Tobias chuckles.
"You can, we can do movies alone if you want?"
>Before Alain can answer he's off to his room, time for me to pass out before they fug.

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>>9890360
Well I'm already an international police chief, amnesiac and a narcoleptic. What else do I need to do?

>>9890373
>>9890439
Sweet, thanks.

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>>9890373
(fug me I'm retarded this is the second time I've done this)
>audible eyerolling

>>9890439
>eyerolling so loud it could shatter glass.
>It actually counts as Metal Sound

>>9890482
...Go to bed.

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I need some advice. I've been turning humans into pokemon as an ironic form of torture for a few centuries now.
Am I in the wrong?

>>9890600
You're making me rock hard, so I'm cool with it.

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>>9890482
"You need to beat the League, obviously. Anyway.... Have fun with the couch, I might go crash with Tobias soon...? Not sure yet."
>>9890544
"Is there something you need, or are you just gonna stand there?"
>>9890439
>Alain watches him go, following his movements until the door closes.
"... alright then."

>>9890600
>roll to turn human for a week

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>>9890644
>eyerolling intensifies
I need a place to crash for the night. This was the closest one.
>he flops down on the nearest chair
You're welcome.

>>9890666
> 666
((LEGIT))

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>>9890613
Well I suppose that seals it.

>>9890666
>Wait I don't have an FC for this, fuck.
>I'll just use this for now.
Wait what?

>>9890681
...I am suddenly less attracted to you.

>>9890681
>ROLL TO TURN IT BACK I DONT WANT THIS
>TAKE IT BACK
>ALL ODDS WORK
>THIS IS HORRIBLE

>>9890716
(Too late, the curse is real. The god of humans has punished this pokemon)

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>>9890697
Well I can't exactly-

>>9890716
>Yeah, uh, I'll figure out an FC first.
...I'm going to bed.

>>9890734
>Pat lamp deluxe

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>>9890734
...
>Roll to curse.
>Evens an insatiable itch on the bottom of the lamp for a day
>Odds the lamp flames will just be really smell for a day

>>9890734
>Roll to take dusk stone evo thing from

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>>9890670
>The eyeroll is returned with an exaggerated one from Alain
".... Bruno sat on that chair, are you sure you want it?"

>>9890670
>Roll to turn into a pokemon

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>>9890752
Please don't.

>>9890780
What the hell is going on?

>>9890798
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Murder lamp drops its dex and hides under the covers.

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>Quincy goes back home and starts preparing his shit
>All of the shit
>We're talking pinning notes to a corkboard preparing here
>He's going to build those fucking statue-towns
>...as soon as he gets some sleep on something that isn't a worn out chair and table

(Ok, ok lets not leave major character changes up to rolls plz.)
>>9890825
>Throw dusk stone at.

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>>9890860
Hey kid you ever get head from a chandelier?

>>9890863
why is this happening now

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>>9890825
Boredom is a severe ailment. I am curing mine.
>>9890879
You said you were going to sleep, correct?
>MAGIC
>Evens, unconscious chandelier
>Odds an even itchier and tired chandelier

>>9890879
>Pet pat

>>9890863
(If they want it though, they can accept it. If not they can reject it)

>>9890681
(I really hope this stays a thing.)

>>9893165
That is a nice bra
I like that bra

man im tired
bump

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>>9890904
Thank you for the nap, my awakening was terrible.
>>9890929
Quit that.
I guess it's time to see if I can register as a trainer.
>Rolling for how easy that'll be considering he has no birth documents.

>>9891136
(Needed a better FC, its on now.)

>>9888888

>>9894030
>murder chandelier is dio
im laffin

>>9894078
(I hope we get 9999999 on a serious role with world shattering implications)

>>9894164
>Inb4 it's someone funposting and when they roll for said funpost thing it destroys everything.

> Wake up
> See Tock post about throwing up randomly
(Tock is a useless Hex Maniac clone, but worse.)

>>9894219
>Wake up.
>See unless anon.
(No u.)

PAR what's a good ghost type for coverage of water pokes?

>>9894695
Rotom, maybe?

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>>9894695
Against water Pokémon or on a team of water Pokémon?

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I've been thinking about something.
Say you have two or more friends. All are at immediate risk of death, but you only have the chance to save one of them.
What do you do?

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>>9895508
Um... that depends on the friends... I'd probably save the friend that's less able to save themself!

>>9894695
Dhelmise or Rotom

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>>9890879
No? I don't really want it either.

>All his stuff is now organized, his notes form one giant blueprint on the corkboard, complete with specifications for material, size of each room and door and hallway and fucking everything, estimated construction time assuming 100 people working in shifts, it goes on and on.
>Now all he has to do is find people willing to brave the cold to help him build the damn things
>Fortunately for those that hate the cold, he learned juuuust a bit of magic in his studies, and now knows how to make a stone that takes a pokemon using say, thunderbolt, and converts it into heat energy, essentially a magic space heater, since setting up a normal power grid is going to be difficult in Sinjoh.
>It is only when he looks at the magic for each room again that he realizes he's missing something the ancients didn't account for
>Electronics
"...Son of a biiiiiitch"