ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.)
What's your favorite season?
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>>9896747
>+3 levels
>Gask is level 51 now
>Time to rest
>The noise stops
>>9896827
>The swamp beast does not know that the poison lettuce has yet to enter the cave
>>9896456
Because I just don't find them attractive? I mean, as long as everyone's able to make informed consent I don't care who diddles who. But pokemon don't do anything for me. Especially when they generate black holes, get your free rent thrown in jail, and destroy all your belongings in a hissy fit because you turn them down.
Also, turns out my universal transit pass was only good within region. Getting to IP HQ has turned into quite the adventure.
>>9897167
You don't find them attractive? Why the hell not?.
>>9897128
Winter, but I think that's pretty obvious.
>>9897128
Winter! You can do something about being too cold, but if you're too hot everything is fucked.
>Vi shakes her pokemon awake
>Time to take on the Olivine Gym!
>>9897224
>flick keys at
>>9897128
Winter. It's cold. Like the lonely streets at night.
>saxophone sounds
>>9897155
Yeah, but you didn't even know about teleporting Fighting types until just now! You wouldn't know to prepare for them!
And it's not like they can't teleport other things with them, so you'd have to prepare for like... Every single Pokemon! And combinations, too!
>>9897130
Yeah but... You could always try and become their friends!
>>9897258
"Ow! Stupid psychics..."
>Quincy goes back to figuring out how to install power outlets into the statue-cities
>>9897198
Just wasn't raised that way sweetheart. Pokemon are associates most of the time, and friends at best; for me at least.
>>9897289
...You are an annoying child.
>>9897150
>Cock: Go collect the swamp thing
>And actually roll to do a training for once, you've been at level 50 forever jfc
>>9897061
... Right.
Go for the one that you know you will be able to save.
>>9897128
Wi...
>>9897224
>>9897246
>>9897288
Huh.
>>9897128
Anything that isn't summer. Summer is just too damn hot.
>>9897288
Have we met before? I can't really place it but... I feel like I've seen you somewhere. Maybe I'm just going crazy from being on this damn boat for two days.
>>9897327
... okay? So you don't know how to prepare for any random Pokemon appearing behind you?
>>9897438
Ever been in jail, punk?
>detective squint
>saxophone
>>9897448
>throw uhhh marshadow at
>>9897882
... I don't think it worked?
>>9897733
Yea, just got out on parole after five year. Cops jumped me and my crew while we were in a server farm. Still feels like prison though, since I can't seem to get a job anywhere with a TR record. Hopefully I can pass this psychic interview with the IP. I'm tired of being stuck in this rut and just want to move on with my life, ya know?
Speaking of getting on, this boat is slower than a slowpoke on full incense.
>>9898129
>It did, Marshadow is just freaking out in a shadow in the corner.
>>9897246
>Vi enters the Olivine City gym
>Battle start!
>https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7customgame-590745591
>Pray that Mal doesn't suck shit this time
>>9897128
Winter is always nice, everything is so peaceful and the landscape changes dramatically.
>>9898224
>splet catte
>>9898253
>catte is startled
What was that for?
>>9898186
>let's throw a competitive team at a person with 4 badges
>this is fair
>>9898139
>detective grunt
Boat huh? Your PO know you've got some extended travel going on?
>>9898329
(To be fair the entire point of the league is to challenge people. This is PAR not the games. I do think that team could have been a little less stronk though.)
>>9898329
>everything has to be instant win for pcs
this meme must die
>>9898312
>splet
>>9898382
(I'm not a GM or running the challenges so I'm not going to comment. It seemed fine to me? Vi has a full Lv50 at the highest team.)
>>9898186
>Vi huffs as she leaves the gym, her first real loss
"Well, that was kinda sucky... I need Mal to learn a better fire move"
>She goes back to the Pokecenter and revives everyone
>>9898382
(It looked fine to me, but I'm not an expert)
>>9898346
Yea, after my apartment got destroyed by my roommate's gardevoir. He tried setting me up with the local worker-placement program but there was no openings there so he approved this trip.
>>9898423
>splet
>>9898372
>Valence tries to shake off whatever was spletted at him
What did I do to deserve this?
>>9898440
>saxophone sound
Alright then. Story checks out. For now. Stay out of trouble.
>>9898461
>UB portal in.
>Drop grape soda for catte.
>UB portal out.
>>9898518
MAHINA LIONA PEA
>>9898518
BAT
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
COME BACK
>>9898518
Uh thanks I guess.
>sip some purple drink
>>9898548
>He drank the grape soda
>>9898172
"... um. Are you okay...?
>Sun eyes the Marshadow nervously from his spot on the couch
>>9898440
You the ex-Rocket I recommended to go to HQ directly? I will be in the area soon, just barely touched land in Castelua International Airport.
>>9898372
>>9898441
It is highly illegal to splet IP pokemon.
>>9898461
"You alright?"
>>9898518
>Mahina 2fast to get apprehended
>Take notes instead
"Damn"
>>9898548
>rocc: go plop
That's not soda.
>>9898585
Tell him. Tell him about the ''soda''.
>>9898518
(BAT! You're cool! Keep being cool! I hope not shit things happen to you!)
>>9898559
(Yooooooo~ Watched your thing and it looked good to me. Maybe bump EVs and IVs down and keep the same team? I dunno.)
>>9898527
>>9898532
Shhh, shh.
>>9898548
You are welcome.
>>9898619
(Where's my ring, man?)
>Roll for how much grape soda Lunala can get in Anabel's fridge before Sun or Anabel notice with last two numbers.
>>9898596
Yup, that's me. It'll be awhile, this barge isn't in much of a hurry.
>Roll for travel time
>>9898596
>He spits out the soda
>"Yeah I'm fine just a little wet is all. Also this grape soda tastes... off."
>>9898619
What is it then?
>>9898619
soda
>>9898661
dont listen to him its soda
>>9898637
(welcome back nerd)
>>9898647
(47 posts til landfall)
>>9898423
>Everyone is revived
>Roll to train everyone
>>9898619
"Okay?"
>>9898661
It's um... It's... lewd juice.
>>9898682
"Too late, I told him... Sorry?"
"Are we still doing a movie marathon? I can make more popcorn and get snacks and stuff!"
>>9898637
(I pawned it. Ya nerd.)
>>9898661
...Bat juice.
>>9898682
You're a lying ass bitch.
>>9898740
Good job Sun. Honesty is good.
>>9898734
>and boom, Lulu is now a fully evolved Bounce Mouse
>Kylar is going to have to wait though
>>9898647
Later, then
>>9898661
"Care to give it for a bit here?"
>Give the soda a taste
"Blech, salty"
>Grape "soda" filed under evidence
>>9898740
Wait what the fuck
>>9898518
>>9898637
(Shiiiit, forgot to drown you in welcome back messages as well)
(Keep being great)
>>9898637
(Alright, halving the EVs in the primary stat, dropping IVs to half aaaaand changing a few moves, thanks man.)
>>9898682
(Are you gonna marry me too, man? I only have so many fingers, Anon-kun~)
>>9898751
(Dang.)
>>9898764
(Good to be back, probably gonna pick something besides bat up, watch for that. Or maybe I already have~~~~)
>>9898770
(Sounds fair to me!)
>Bat: Go do a thing, rolling for success.
>Probably gonna stop clogging the thread up with OOC after this, appreciate the welcome back tho.
>>9898751
Bat juice?
>>9898740
...lewd juice?
What
>>9898754
"Alright, now that Lulu is evolved... maybe now we can take on the gym, and do it right!"
>Vi looks over her team, and gives Kylar a Razor Fang so he can eventually evolve, also that sweet sweet flinch chance may save our asses
>I was hoping for a bit of team interaction during training but everyone seems to be ded so here we go again!
>Vi enters the Olivine Gym once more, ready to battle!
>https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7customgame-590760507
>>9898740
im ready for movies
movies movies
>>9898751
come here
>>9898823
(b-bat-senpai... m-marry me.)
>>9898830
like the lime i make
>>9898754
>>9898837
"I knew she had it in her since she dunked out on that ghost nerd yesterday!"
>>9898751
"Okay...? I try!"
>>9898830
Um... You know... Lewd juice!
>>9898847
"Alright! Go pick one while I get snacks!"
>And off he goes to get snacks, snatching chips and popcorn off the table, opening the fridge for soda and... finding 37 bottles of grape soda. He frowns, grabbing and turning over a bottle.
"Hey um.... Did Annie buy a bunch of soda while I was out...?"
>>9899073
You don't mean THAT lewd juice do you?
>>9898823
(I mean. I got like. A soda can tab. That's kinda like a ring. Ignore Jiji, marry me instead.)
>>9898830
Bat juice.
>>9898847
I'm already here idiot.
>>9899073
>pat pure ADHD child
I haven't been paying attention. Did she even come home last night?
>>9898837
>TRACE THE ACE
>She's also got TM23: Iron Tail
>She runs back to the Pokecenter to heal everyone up
"That was great, everyone! We actually did it! You especially Trace! I was worried we wouldn't be able to beat that Forrtress, but you pulled through with enough Hone Claws!"
>She hugs the whole team, giddy with victory
"Alright, next up is uh..."
>She checks her pokedex
"Cianwood, across the ocean from Olivine, which means uh, Remmy?"
>She pulls out that Surf HM and baps the fish with it
"You're our ride"
>rolling for travel time
>>9899073
>grab somethign horror-y and put it in
>friday the 13th or something
probably
or grape made them
>>9899094
(fuck u marry me bitch)
why are you so mean to me
>>9898830
>>9899073
>>9899089
>Screaming internally
>>9899089
... was the soda carbonated? Cause um... If no then it's that lewd juice!
>With that he pauses, silently shaking the soda to check.
>>9899094
"... oh. Um... no, I don't think so... I hope Annie's okay!"
>Soda in hand, Sun flops onto the couch.
>>9899139
".... you guys can make soda? Like... lewd soda, or soda soda?"
>>9899190
Well crap.
>>9899139
(We're already married)
Because you tried to molest me, punched Darkrai's children, and are generally a horrible person.
...Wait you're Grape. I'm Lime. Get your shit straight.
>>9899089
Yes. That lewd juice. It tastes like salty grapes.
>>9899190
I... don't know. I never tried. I've been too busy keeping Grape from killing us. Or everyone else. Or killing everyone then killing us.
>>9899190
soda soda
duh
>>9899258
(marry me again you slut roll for kissing the husbando)
i try my best
oh yeah im grape
>lick lime
tasty
>>9899096
"I. FUCKIN'. HATE. ROCKS."
>He's practically snarling in rage, hissing and grumbling at every Tentacool they encounter on their way there
>>9899096
>Tired computer noise.
"Let's keep going."
>>9899351
>Snug the dragon husbando.
"Do you need to blow some steam off?"
>>9899351
"Ha ha!"
>>9899245
Y-yeah, 'cause that's gross! Just um... Don't accept soda from bats!
>>9899258
"Um... That does sound kinda busy..."
>The cap is popped off of the soda, Sun hesitating and just rolling it between his hands for now.
>>9899297
"Oh... Could you um... Not um..."
>He pauses, fishing for his words and ultimately coming up short.
"Nevermind..."
>>9899297
(you missed, ya fuckin' nerd)
>Shove yourself off... yourself
>Imagine the parting of the Dead Sea but with a lewd rock and a guy that doesn't like being a lewd rock
Get off.
>>9899610
I am very sorry, half of me is a horrible person and needs to die again.
>>9899610
not what
talk to me kiddo
>poke the sun
>>9899636
(roll to kiss husbando again)
fine youre no fun
>pout like the 300 year old bored soul you are
>>9899686
"... not make out with yourself right next to me?"
>An awkward drink is taken from the soda, Sun using it as an excuse for a pause - not a long one, but just enough to think over what he's going to say.
"I wanted to watch a movie with you guys but um... If you don't wanna you could just say so..."
>>9899636
"How does... How would that work...?"
>>9899686
You're a degenerate. Quit poking the Sun.
>>9899758
I... don't know. I don't want to know. Can we just watch a movie? Preferably one that doesn't inspire half of me to try to molest the other half?
>>9899758
oh yeah were watching a movie!
>the rocks attention turns to the movie, completely taken
>>9899792
hey my favorite part is when freddy stabs people
>>9899393
>If you listen closely there's a barely audible comment about "blowing" mumbled under Mal's breath.
"Nah, I'll be fi-"
>>9899551
>The snarl returns, turned on the Gligar instead
"You wanna go, rat?"
>>9899792
"But... We're already watching a movie?"
>He gestures to the TV with the soda, Friday the 13th still playing.
>>9899822
>Sun grins and chuckles, a light, adorable sound.
".... Freddy isn't in Friday the 13th, silly!"
>>9899822
...Sure. Right.
>>9899919
I zoned out while I was being raped by myself, sorry.
>>9899999
Gay cock.
>>9899919
jason!!!
jason
i knew that
>>9899944
when jason stabs people
>>9899962
Yes?
>>9899962
but the get isnt even gotten yet dude
>>9900003
(Well me being that much of a failure isn't a self fufilling prophecy at least.)
>>9899919
>The door opens and Anabel rubs her head.
"Are we watching movies? Is that a Spiritomb?"
>>9899944
>The champ flinches at the joke, trying to play it off with an awkward laugh. One hand nervously rubs at the sting on the side of his neck.
"Haha... Yeah that um... Would be distracting..."
>>9899979
"Popcorn?"
>Sun nudges the bowl over to the Spiritomb.
>>9900036
(You jynxed yourself, watch as you get the sept 9s.)
>He looks over from the movie, momentary shock soon replaced with joy
"Annie! We're watching Friday the 13th, you wanna join us?"
>>9899979
Sure. Right. Totally.
>>9900036
Yes and yes. We already met once I think.
>>9900155
>grab a tentacle full of popcorn
>angry munching
Distracting. Right. If I ever get out of here I'm going to need a century worth of therapy.
>>9900036
yes it is
>>9900155
yes popcorn!
>grab popcorn
>happy munching
>>9900195
yknow
jason
i bet they based him off me
>>9899873
"Easy, easy dude, it wasn't even rocks that got you this time, you're just... too squishy, you've got the power and the speed, but you can't take hits that well"
>They're here!
>>9900155
(I'll roll for Anabel to breathe during that get and she'll just explode.)
"Sure, I'm game."
>She claims a spot on the couch.
"Anything I miss?"
>>9900195
>>9900241
"Well, hello you two. Have you been behaving?"
>She gives the floaty hologram face a pet.
what is goo
>>9900195
>Realizing his own mistake, Sun looks away from the rock, awkwardly sipping at the "soda".
"... can you even get out?"
>>9900241
"I hope it's not burnt or anything, but um... Sorry if it is!"
>>9900299
"Uh... I have Ho-Oh now! He's out back, but I can introduce you guys after the movie!"
>>9900241
>attempt to move closer to Sun so you can stay away from your self
>it doesn't work
>because you're a hologram rock
>ya dingus
I can believe that.
>>9900299
>get the pets
>asskissing rock noises
Of course.
>>9900526
You don't need to know.
>>9900540
Do you think I'd still be in here if I could?
>>9900260
>After getting a quick bite to eat, Vi enters the Cianwood gym
>It's time to get her sixth badge!
>https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7customgame-590795787
>>9900299
>yes good pets
thank you purple lady
>>9900540
tastes better than anything lime could make
haha
>>9900559
where are you going
am i being weird again
>>9900526
A Reuniclus.
>>9900573
>Storm Badge get!
>TM01 Focus Punch get!
>Vi goes to the Pokecenter and gets everyone revived
"Good job guys! That was a really good fight!"
>Hugs for all
>Mal can't even complain about rocks
>>9900728
>Making loops in the air
"Flying always wins!"
>>9900825
"Against fighting, yeah it does!"
>Hug the gligar
"Alright, come on Remmy, we're going back to Olivine, and then it's on to Mahogany Town!"
>Rolling for travel time
>>9900526
A squishy, sticky substance substance
>>9900526
My reason for living.
>>9901260
That seems unhealthy
Pray, where would I get a Steelium Z without doing the Island Challenge?
Is that allowed?
>>9901347
Ha! That's what all those stupid psychiatrists said! But I know better!
>>9901383
You can get anything with enough money.
>>9901392
Are you sure about that?
>>9901428
Sure I'm sure! I'm a charizard! Rar!
>Meanwhile, in Kanto...
>Alain attempts to sneak away from Tobias' bed before his nature as a snuggler is discovered.
>>9901383
No. Apparently it's both illegal and grounds for getting smited by the Alolan gods.
>Shelldon sits up high at ceridywn keep, watching the desert
>Sighs, and thinks about things
>>9901455
Well you sure are something else kid
If you are a charizard, can you breathe fire?
>>9901461
>from the corner of your eye you can see something
>something that... should not be
>a wave of shadows comes to life, condensing into an humanoid blob of pure darkness
>the terrified screams of the forlorn dead fill the room
>after what seems like hours the shape of a mouth forms and it begins to speak, slowly and clumsily in a grotesque mockery of the human language
Wh.eer... isssss..... mhy... phrrrruuu....
>>9901665
...U-uh....
>equip matches
>equip can of Budweiser
>you know how this works
>roll to see if he doesn't just set his hair on fire
>>9901614
>roost on
>attempt to nest on lobster back
>>9900936
>they've made it to Mahogany Town!
>Time to take on the ice gym!
>And this time, Mal might not suck, because Shadow Claw is getting overwritten by Flamethrower!
>>9901726
I don't think beer is flammable
>>9901726
I was just kidding don't do that you moron
>>9901780
>...oh right.
>beer is mostly water
>whoops
...I knew that! I was just testing you!
>>9901790
I was testing you too! Haha!
>Rolling to see if Quincy has figured out how to put outlets into his magic city-statues yet
>>9901764
>Roosting skill: +1
>Pet bird
...Hey.
Do you ever feel like you aren't accomplishing much?
I'm sorta... yeah. Thinking about that.
>>9901689
>Alain has seen a lot of things in his life. He's put up with a lot of shit. A haunted house right after waking up, however, is more than he's willing to put up with - he quickly turns around, shaking Tobias lightly.
"Tobias? Do you have a Ghost Pokemon?"
>>9901769
"Alright Mal, I'm counting on you here!"
>Vi enters the Mahogany Gym
>https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7customgame-590826432
>>9901889
>the shadow person speaks again, flitting in-between shadows
Where.... issssss.... my...... prrrrr.....
>>9901916
> Watching GYM TV3
> Groans loudly
Oh boy, here again. LETS HOPE FOR ANOTHER ROUSING FAILURE!
>>9901884
Every day a' my life amico. Wassamattah, you ain't feelin' too hot?
>>9901843
As pong as no one gets hurt ypu can get the satisfaction
>>9901889
"Uhhh...Hold on."
>Tobias reaches under the bed.
>>9901940
"Please go home."
>Darkrai uses Dark Void.
>>9902020
My prune juice! Who are you? Why are you in my kitchen? Did I take my enema ye-
>Agatha is KO'd
>>9901954
...Yeah.
A sense that I'm not really doing anything but lazing around.
I feel compelled to do...something.
>>9902020
"So that's not your Po.."
>>9902049
>He looks closer, squinting
"What the fuck is Agatha doing in your room?"
>>9901916
>Glacier Badge obtained!
>TM07: Hail obtained!
>Mal: FUCKING PISSED ABOUT ROCKS
>Vi runs over to the Pokecenter and revives everyone
"Sorry Mal... I uh, didn't realize Mamoswine knew Stone Edge, but you did your best!"
>>9902049
"..."
>The kukri is shoved back between the mattress and the boxspring.
>>9902064
"I think she got away from her caretakers. Do we call the police or animal control?"
>>9902061
Fak. You's wanna scout out the area? Capos is gonna make a move for Orre at some point.
>>9902064
Why are you yelling? How did you get in my bathroom?
>>9902103
Hello young lady! Have you seen my prune juice?
>>9902103
"... Better idea: help me pick her up."
>Alain grabs the legs of the unconscious woman...
>>9902133
>.... and promptly drops her, a shriek successfully bitten back
"I thought you knocked her out?!"
"Uh... Yes. I snuck in through the window to screw your grand-daughter."
>>9902119
I'm not sure...
...
Maybe I need a hobby or something.
>>9902095
Lame, here I was hoping for a good Gym battle on TV...
> Meowth changes the channel to something more entertaining.
>>9902095
>He's trying really hard not to scream about rocks. This is the most self control he's ever shown.
"Fuckin'.... Where next."
>>9902133
"We can get you some at the supermarket, grandmother."
>>9902166
>Tobias chuckles.
"Oh! Alain-san, am I going to have your babies?"
>>9901843
So are you one of those furries I've read about?
>>9902185
Uh... you's a good cook. And you do the mas-assge thing pretty good. Anythin' else you's like doin'?
>>9902230
"Blackthorn, and I don't think we're in danger of falling rocks there, the gym is Dragon type, though, so I'm probably going to be relying on Trace's resistance to deal with them"
>Rolling for travel time
>>9902166
My grandaughter? Is she here? She doesn't call me any more. She left me at the nursing home. All alone. For twenty years.
I'm going to kill her children and make her eat them-...
>she goes glassy eyed for a second, staring at a wall
Oh! What was I talking about? Hello? Who are you? Where am I?
>>9902231
Thank you deary. You're such a sweet girl. Always were. I'll kill you las- Prune Juice!
>>9901971
Rar.
>>9902243
N-no! I'm not a furry! I'm a real charizard! Grrr! Braawww!
>>9902315
You know, Bill has a machine that can turn people into pokemon... You should go find him.
>>9902315
I don't believe you!
>>9902328
...My.
FUCKING.
DIIIICK.
>the deranged freak runs off into the sunset
>will you ever see him again?
>god I hope not, but who the fuck knows
>>9902331
...Okay fine, I'm a furry. Yiff.
>>9902249
>Gently and skillfully rub birb shoulders
Uh... swimming, and that's about it.
Maybe I could do them more?
A lot of times, I'm just sitting in my pond, not doing anything.
>>9902231
"But we already have a kid! How could you forget poor Deo?"
>>9902274
>Congratulations Agatha, you managed to spook Alain. He forces a laugh, slowly but surely shuffling away from the crazy old hag and over to Tobias.
"You were telling me about your grand-daughter?"
>>9902315
whatever makes you sleep at night kid
>>9902356
Even if you fail, there's a good chance you'll come back as a ghost-type.
>>9902274
"Are we going to the supermarket then, gran?"
>>9902369
>There's that look of a guy who has no clue what Alain is saying.
"Deo! Yes, of course. How could I forget?"
>>9902369
Who is... my.... grandaughter? Was she here? She won't call me any more. She left me at the nursing home. All alone. For twenty years. In the dark. No one there. But me. And the voices. The horrible. Horrible screaming voices.
That fucking BITCH. I'm going to cut her fucking tits off and rape the fuckhing holes HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA-
...Is Bill O'reilly on? He's such a nice young man. He wrote a book you know.
>>9902433
Yes dear. Be a good girl and I'll buy you a lolipop!
>>9902468
>Oh god this old woman in crazy as fuck. Just keep scooting away from her, maybe you can jump out the window if necessary.
"There's no holes le.... Uh... Maybe? I don't know him, he apparently wasn't that popular in Kalos."
>>9902433
>Bump - Alain has run out of fleeing space, almost tripping when he bumps into Tobias. He cranes his head back to look up at him.
"... Oh, hey. Quite easy, apparently."
>>9902356
Good luck yiffer.
>>9902468
"Grandmother, you do know I want to marry Alain here, correct?"
>>9902633
>Tobias lifts him up, giving him a wink.
"You will love me, even without my grandmother's blessing?"
>>9902366
>flop on lobster
Eh. Sounds like you got the good life bambino.
>>9902633
Oh. Damn. That's too bad. Would you like a lolipop?
>>9902707
Oh? Well it's about time. A woman your age needs to settle down. You don't have the gumption for life as a trainer, never did. Sad, sad, sad disappointment.
>>9902704
I wanna kiss Sylveon!
>>9902775
You again?
>>9902731
...Yeah.
>Snuggle birb
I do.
...
Hmm. Anywhere you've wanted to go for a while?
>>9902764
"I'm quite alright. You... We plan on running a gym together."
>>9902707
"Yes, of course, mon chéri! We can run away to Kalos if your grandmother disapproves."
>Alain chuckles, wrapping his arms around Tobias' neck and giving him a quick peck on the cheek
>>9902893
(Welp)
>>9902764
"I HAVE THE GUMPTION TO SCALE YOU LIKE A FISH, GRANDMOTHER!"
>Tobias clears his throat.
"I disagree."
>>9902897
"How sweet you are, mon amour."
>A kiss is given back to Alain's cheek.
>>9902821
What's wrong anon?
>>9902806
The cutest? Me? Surely not
Who are the niggers of the pokemon world?
>>9902267
>and they're there
>Clair, prepare to have your ass whupped by Fairy bullshit
>>9902897
...Kalos? Kalos. Kal... KALOS? KALOS!? KAAAALOOOOOSE.
I'LL EAT YOUR EYES WHORE MONGERING CHEESE FUCKER.
>>9903003
Mine's bigger.
>Agatha sent out Aegislash, Level 70
>>9903050
Kalosians.
>>9903110
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>9902893
>>9902901
Hm.
>pet lobster
I dunno. I ain't thought 'bout it. I's mostly just stick around here's. You's been inta town lately?
>>9903016
(man just upload your entire fuckin cute sylveon folder to me so i can jack off)
>>9903016
>pet shiny dog
>give cookies
Goodbye cutest pupper. You have pretty eyes.
>>9903110
>>9903003
>The sudden outburst makes Alain jump, the honhon clinging to Tobias' neck for dear life.
"AT LEAST I CAN GET LAID, CAN YOU EVEN PISS THROUGH ALL THOSE COBWEBS, YOU OLD HAG?"
>>9903188
(that's dangerous anon, can you handle 1800 rare sylveons)
>>9903213
>Sylvie's tail starts wagging as she happily munches on a cookie
Thanks!
>>9903110
"Fuck you, old bug filled skank!"
>Darkrai, Level 90 is sent out.
>Dark Pulse is 100% accuracy, git rekt.
252 SpA Darkrai Dark Pulse vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Aegislash-Blade: 338-398 (147.5 - 173.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9903261
"Mon amour, how beautiful, your language!"
>>9903167
>Hug birb, rubbing floof
I haven't gone far from the keep in a while. Maybe...do something in town?
Or do you just want to relax here?
Hello? Hello?
Is this the Virbank radio?
Hi there everybody!
>>9903366
(Messed that up.)
252 SpA Darkrai Dark Pulse vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Aegislash-Shield on a critical hit: 254-300 (110.9 - 131%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9903261
...Alright, that was pretty funny.
I'LL STILL GUT YOU ALIVE BOY MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!
>>9903366
>the sord growns and cracks hitting the floor in a shattered husk
>the old woman looks furious for a seocnd
>before throwing down her cane and jumping -
as well as a nearly ancient old woman can jump on - Tobias and hugging him
You're the big girl I always knew you would be! Even if your taste in men is horrible.
>>9903406
>bird got in without hilbert, berg or U4 seeing
doubt
>>9903374
Ain't confront me none. Long as there's ain't nothin goin' down here's I'm up for whatevers.
>>9903359
(well do they have nice, thicc butts and kissable lips? if so yes)
>>9903444
(iirc john and sb set up their own radio)
>>9903481
(Birb said Virbank)
>>9903444
( Birb is a dumb and thinks he contacted the radio station but posted to the forum instead. )
Wait, this isn't the radio thing!
Darn...
Where's friend John?
>>9903481
(in alola tho)
>>9903491
John is a very common name, you know.
>>9903448
>caw
>>9903366
"Well, I try -"
>>9903424
>He devolves into yelling angry threats in Kalosian - something about beating kicking her ass like a worn down soccer ball. His shouting only gets louder and angrier when she jumps onto Tobias, Alain having still been in his arms when this occurred.
I have some free time, how is everyone today? Work is coming along terribly.
>>9903491
Alola.
>>9903464
(maybe)
>>9903424
"Grandma. What the fuck."
>>9903671
>Oh god two people.
>Rollan not to fall onto the bed.
>>9903531
Umm, he does a radio thing? In Virbank? I think?
>>9903672
Alola? Wha?
Umm...
I need to talk to my friend Fluffles about this. I hope I can get there.
>>9903448
Well... alright.
You wanna try to find something new to do here?
Maybe build something else?
Or...uh...do stuff.
>>9903668
>Startles a bit
>Wave
>>9903671
Ahah! Dirty honhons. Should've killed them all. Oh well.
>>9903699
>dubfails to not fall onto bed
>shit son, you've got a crazy old lady all over you
Prune juice!
>>9903668
>whatever sound a orchid mantis orchid does
>>9903672
Is work ever not terrible
>>9903668
>caw
>>9903720
Sure. I'm up for anythin'.
>>9903743
>caw
>On the way to HQ
>>9903672
I thought most of Aether folded into Catalyst.
>>9903701
You heard me.
>>9903768
Worse when you're failing at making an Umbrella style genetic monstrosity.
>>9903791
HA!
>>9903720
>Wave a wing
>Caw
>>9903772
>CAW
>>9903743
Yes hello
>>9903093
>Let the battle for the eighth gym badge begin!
>https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7customgame-590862874
>>9903675
(>ywn kiss that butt)
(why must you tease me anon)
>>9903701
I think they had a change of hosts a while ago.
>>9903811
>Notes are being taken
Interesting.
Truly interesting.
>>9903900
Well, that was a thoroughly unpleasant boat ride. You wanted to talk to me before I go in for the interview? I'm at the cafe across the street from the HQ, look for a redhead and I'm sure you'll find me.
>>9903811
I'm not sure I follow, umbrellas aren't particularly threatening OR monstrous.
>>9903772
Hmm.
>Start searching rooms, looking for inspiration
>>9903858
>Wave
Hello Max. How are you?
>>9903896
(good question)
>>9903874
>Her second loss today, and this time she was so fucking close!
>Why did she tell Mal to Overheat, what was she thinking!?
>Fucking stupid, stupid, stupid!
>Vi runs over to the Pokcecenter and gets everyone healed up
"Sorry about that guys... that was my fault"
>>9903772
>waves at clancy
>>9903858
hello honey
>pets the flufffy birb
>>9903699
>Congratulations, you have bedded Alain. He struggles to get out from under Agatha, rollin'
>>9903738
>Cue more angry Kalosian - the words "Fuck you" and "Fight me" can be clearly heard in English, however.
>>9903858
>CAW
>>9903922
>still just resting on top of him
>doing nothing of note really
>dull birb is dull
>>9903968
>tip fetherdora at the fake bug
>>9903934
Sylveons are for SEX!
>>9903738
"NO PRUNE JUICE!"
>>9903971
>Darkrai grabs Alain and Tobias.
>Rolling for him to shadow sneak them off the bed.
>>9903911
Have to wait for another agent first can do.
Of all the men in coats look for the one with at least an Absol.
>>9903959
"Owwwww...cold..."
>>9903900
Anything else you're looking for?
>>9903911
Videogame reference, my son played it a lot.
>Rolling for progress.
>>9903971
>failed to get out from under Agather
D-deary please! I'm a bottom.
>the thought of her dust belching spider filled snatch is horrific
>for all intents and purposes, this counts as her using Scary Face
>>9904032
...Who are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EjbnrLW3ac
Anabel please explain thise
>>9904036
Looking is one of my specialties buddy, I'll do just fine.
> Returns to eating his panini.
>>9904094
(Huh, I would have thought it would speed him up)
>>9903791
>"What is Aether?"
>>9903922
>22
>Finds a variety of pillows and cushions, along with old mechanical parts and other things
...Uh.
>>9903977
Maybe make a bed or something?
>>9904208
A group that doesn't pretend to be something it isn't.
>>9903968
>Petted
Yisss
>>9903977
>caw
>>9904228
...Fak it, I'll take it.
>equip socket wrench
>rev up the brave bird saw
>>9904273
>caw?
>>9903977
>tries to imitate the motion but she doesn't have a hat
>>9904273
>scraches under the chin
>>9904094
>There's only one proper course of action to something so horrifying - he screams. It's high pitched - close to a shriek - and incredibly feminine, but it's a scream nonetheless.
>>9904032
>It peters out soon after being removed from the bed, Alain clinging to Tobias' neck.
"Aide-moi, chérie."
>Shifty redhead spotted
>Gooey doesn't seem to be around
>>9904150
"Hello."
>>9904208
"A research group that fell into hard times after their research went more criminal"
>>9904094
"Tobias."
>>9904332
"...You want to go bust the wine out and get smashed?"
>Tobias holds Alain with an arm, going to get the wine anyway.
>>9904273
>>9904279
>>9904328
>Caw senses tingling
>Counter-Caw.exe
Caw!
>>9904332
What? Yes? Hello? Why are you in my kitchen?
>>9904390
What? Where's my prune juice? Are we drinking prune juice?
>>9904381
>Assuming they are at HQ
>Gooey is sleeping on a couch
>>9904328
(you didn't really miss i was slightly after you, it's not your fault)
caw?
>>9904279
How big do you think it should be?
>Attempt to help
>>9904381
> The red head doesn't turn his head to look at the man, instead just shifting his eyes over.
> He silent takes note of his pokemon that are out.
> Is there an Absol, if so he says:
"Howdy, pleasant day isn't it for a warm meal."
> If there is no Absol, he says:
"Howdy, pleasant day for pokemon watching innit. Got anything interesting yourself officer?"
Kan knifes pet Knives?
>>9904514
Only if you're part of the Kool Kids Klub!
>>9904381
>"Oh I see."
>>9904514
with the right preparation and with caution a knife can pet anyone
i guess
but i can't just do that randomly i have am dating someone already
>>9904476
>counter-caw has been met by question-caw
>unexplored terroritory here, wish I had paid attention to bird law 101
Caw?
>>9904476
>Beak boop
>>9904418
SQUAAAAAAAA
>>9904418
CAW?!
>>9904476
Caw.
>>9904496
Uh... fak. You's wanna start layin' stuff out for a frame? We'sll work out the size as we go. Gotta see how much we a'ctually got foist.
>>9904614
Isn't it going a bit fast, to go steady after a single date?
>>9904621
umm...
caw?
>>9904635
>boops the beak with her face trying to imitate him
>>9904676
caw..
>>9904504
>Apart the Absol, the agent also has an Espeon close by
"Plenty to come if you're sound of mind and intent"
"Do you think you are ready?"
>>9904572
"Indeed, it was messy"
>>9904465
>Walker has yet to enter the HQ proper
>>9904635
>counter-counter-caw encountered
>back to familiar territory
SKAAA! CA! CA!
PAR?
Can any pokemon that bites you turn you into a weremon?
>>9904455
"Ç'est ma salle de gym ...?"
>It'll take a bit before he's calmed down enough to speak English - right now it's too hard for him to focus long enough for it.
>>9904390
"... Oui, obtenons le vin blanc."
>>9904769
I would have a really awkward explanation to give to Arceus so no.
...
I think.
>>9904685
i'm not going fast
i mean, i want to go on another date, but i have to wait for another chance for me to talk to him
>>9904769
No, just Midnight Lycanroc
>>9904769
Yes, but you need to ingest a lot of ditto blood before you bit.
>>9904455
"Here it is."
>Tobias hands her a glass of wine.
>>9904789
"Oui!"
>Tobias pours himself and Alain glasses of white wine.
>>9904676
>caw
>>9904759
>caw
>>9904730
>caw
>>9904769
No, otherwise the entire world would be were-mons.
I've hear rumors about Midnight Lycanroc, but unless my body missed a memo there aren't any other Pokemon that can do it.
>>9904676
That sounds like a good idea...
>Starts lining up metal parts, forming a basic frame
>Roll for overall size (1 being small, 9 being huge)
>>9904750
> Cassidy uses a napkin to wipe some of the breaded remnants of his meal from his chin scruff.
"Sure as the sun rising."
> He stands up, putting his left hand burrowing into his pocket while his right hangs free.
>>9904781
>Third Counter-Caw has been reached and returned, thus battle has been initiated as per Bird Law
>>9904730
>Non Bird caw encountered, situation unprecedented, current action:remain cautious.
>>9904789
Speak english ya dirty foreign-
>>9904844
>chuggalug chuggalug
>she slams the glass upside down, chipping it badly
>wine glasses are not shot glasses you crazy bitch
Hit me.
>>9904855
Caw.
>>9904868
>8
>it's basically a california king jfc
...dat's a big damn frame.
>>9904900
>that's three caws
>shit's about to go down
C.
A.
W.
Alright, I found a pokecenter, and I got a new pokedex, so I don't have to use that crappy PDA I found in the Distortion World, hello everyone!
...How do I get to Pallet Town from Poni Island?
>>9904900
>>9904936
SHUT THE FUCK UP OR WE"RE HAVING PLUCKED BIRD
>>9904936
>Battle rages on, Wings, Beaks, and Talon flying. Caws have been excahnged. War is hell.
C A W C A W
A W C A W C
W C A W C A
>>9904873
Qu'est-ce que tu fais ...?
>>9904844
>Alain has been drinking his entire life, so I'm going to put his alcohol tolerance at like... 30 or so.
"Je vous remercie."
>He takes a slow sip of the wine, eyeing Tobias and Agatha the entire time.
" Qu'allons-nous faire Ă propos d'elle?"
>>9904901
>The wine glass is tipped back for another slow sip, Alain looking down his nose at Agatha and flipping her the bird.
>>9904969
...
>throw at sasha
>>9904878
>The agent seems to be worried about something as he utters the next lines
"Now, it all depends on the boss availability"
"He is often away, but when he is needed, he will be already there"
>>9905019
>Meanwhile in Hoenn, a very drunk Sasha downs another glass of wine and looks at her pipe
"Stuphid fukkin new pokemahn, stupid fukkin robberh, stupidh fukkin everything"
>>9904969
...Sorry capo.
>>9904996
Ay! Capo said shut up.
>>9904901
"Fucking hell, woman."
>Pour her another glass.
>>9905016
>Tobias looks away, taking a slow sip.
"Police? Let her stay?"
>>9904936
...Yeah. That's...big. And I think it's a good thing.
>>9905057
>THUD.
>Rip u, got mega murder version.
"I AM GOING TO KILL EVERYONE IN THIS BAR."
>>9904900
>>9904936
>>9904969
Squa?
>>9905097
>Ha, she wishes it was a bar
>She doesn't go to bars, this is her house
"...Whadrafuck?"
>>9904964
Um... Do you have a flying Pokemon?
>>9905114
Nope, the only pokemon with me is Pikachu, I could get one from my PC though!
>>9905016
>she makes a jack off motion with her free hand while chugging another glass
>>9905075
>she knocks back yet another glass
Hit me.
>>9905112
>Whoosp.
"...STARTING WITH YOU."
>WILL O WISP EVERYTHING.
>>9905164
(Forgot the FC, eternal bird-sham upon my flock)
>>9904878
>The Espeon stares silently at the redhaired man as he and Walker have their exchange
>>9905141
That's your best bet! Unless you go by boat... It's a really long way either way though!
>>9904025
Possibly~
>>9905107
Yes.
>>9905164
Capo said stop. He's all zippy n' shit. Ain't havin' no sippers on my face, nope, fak that.
>>9905107
>quiet squaw
>>9905054
(Hey ooc, is Cubone in the ball or no?
Also wheee is this going down?)
>>9905222
Alright. Disregarding "Capo's" demon-zippers, what are you lot doing here anyway?
>>9905201
Sylveons are for kissing!
>>9905112
>Totally didn't follow this weird chick home like some weirdo.
>Totally not what I did.
>>9905171
>Float in.
>This is happening.
>Pop off faceplate
>Replace with other more confused looking faceplate
what.
>>9905054
"Mmhm, lead the way then. If I gotta wait I don't mind, police lobbies are comfy if nothing else."
> Whether he catches on to the agent's nervousness or not is unclear.
> Cassidy just follows behind whenever the man begins walking.
>>9905198
> After a few moments of walking with the agent, he flashes a toothy smile at the espeon.
> It is... Unusually mild, neither predatory or friendly.
> Just... An Acknowledgement.
>>9905164
SQU..
>>9905222
...aaaaa
>>9905267
Guard.
>>9905271
Quite so
>>9905075
"Elle a juste menacé de nous tuer, et vous voulez qu'elle reste ...?"
>>9905147
>An exaggerated roll of the eyes is followed by Alain downing the rest of his glass, pouring another, and then downing half of that one in one go.
>>9905333
(Real talk, who on this form speaks french? I normally get like 85% of what he's saying, and sometimes need to look up a keyword or two, how about everyone else?)