ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) Where do you want to

>>9871783
in the punchbeetle

In hell

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>>9871783
I don't know where I'd like to settle permanently, but I know it's not in my shitty apartment.

>>9871783
in stitches

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>>9871783
Johto got kinda boring, I'm good wherever I guess?
>>9871828
>Claim spot on floor.
>Sleeping in uncomfortable places makes you strong or something.
>He watched too many kung fu movies.
>Rolling for if he practices moves in his sleep tonight with evens being yes.

>>9871860
cuuute
wanna marry the bug

>>9871783
beetle

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>>9871860
>When did I adopt a Heracross
>What is my life
>Sarah flops into her bed and passes the fuck out

>>9871860
you can tell this is a jiji character because theyre cute as all shit

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>>9871783
I wouldn't mind having a nice secluded island to myself and my better half.

>>9871930
that and the lack of new poster ip

>>9872070
basically everyone is jiji so idc

>>9872083
i wish i were jiji

>>9871783
inside The Cock

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>>9871783
Inside a giant statue of Arceus deep in the frozen tundra of Sinjoh.

>>9872254
Why do you want to live there?

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>>9872306
Because I've grown fond of the ruins there, and settling a new region is something I really want to do.

>>9872306
Because he's a weirdo whos had far too much koolaid.

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>>9872316
I don't drink that garbage, pure, clean water and the occasional apple cider are all I have.

>>9872456
>He doesn't know about that time a crazy guy in Orre managed to convince like 200 people to kill themselves by drinking poisoned koolaid

i wanr to rape jijp

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>>9872473
And this has to do with me... how?

>>9872678
>ruffle hair
did you ever find mort

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>>9871783
I don't think I really care too much. I'm always on the move, as long as I have Charizard with me I'm okay with wherever.

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>SF downs drinks an unknown location to celebrate his birthday alone.
>(OOC- Its actually my birthday and unlike SF I won't be alone celebrating it alonex and I'll actually be with some friends. This is also going to be my only IC post cause I'm the equivalent of half drunk rn. So I'm going to regret posting this later. Heh. That and I'm giving anxiety to that poor cute anon. Sorry! Heh. Have a great day everyone!)

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>>9871783
What an odd question. I already live in Kalos, there's no better place to live.

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>>9871828
That's the spirit, if you're unsatisfied with your apartment life, make the world your apartment.

It's a lot more realistic than making it your Cloister.

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Hey, anybody got some fun horror movies to watch? I'm bored!

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>>9875441
There's Psycho, the Hoenn chainsaw massacre, the thing...
I have a whole list if you want it.

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>>9875509
Um.... okay!
A list would be cool!
I've watched a lot of horror movies but um... I can always check off the ones I've seen!

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>>9875670
It's quite extensive, so you should find something.
I have a lot of spare time, so I like to explore human and pokemon culture.
>Yveltal flies by, dropping off a list

Swalot here I was trying to demonstrate vore to a friend and.. He's dead now...
what do

>>9875949
Mourn.

>>9875949
Masturbate. If you're into hard vore anyway

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>>9875949
Inform his family and friends, and perform their desired burial rites.

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>>9874797
I guess so, today I'm going to Mt. Pyre to see about finding a Banette though, and then... I don't know.
I don't exactly have a goal past dating a ghost.

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>>9872787
>please do not send porygon to ruffle his hair
I did not, none of us know where he is, though I'm still pretty sure he went to deal with his cult.

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>>9871783
i'm pretty content living in dendemilli town

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>>9876580
Dating a ghost? I must say, I find this concept odd, though I believe the modern phrase is "what else is new"? The world's changed more than slightly since I rejioned it not too long ago, haha.
I wish you the best of fortune in your endeavors!

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>>9876734
Dating pokemon in general is kind of a new thing, I just happen to like the idea of being a ghost's lover.

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>>9876870
TOP.
FUCKIN'.
TASTE.

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>>9876695
Dendewhat? Where's that?

>>9876870
"Are we going now?"

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>>9876975
(whoops wrote it wrong, it was supposed to be dendemille, well i hope i didn't fuck up that badly for you)
it's a small town in kalos

>>9876975
>touch horn lewdly

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>>9877009
(You're fine, IC Cross doesn't really know anything out of Johto-Kanto.)
Kalos is what exactly?

>>9877017
>Roll to megahorn.

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>>9877067
(alright i guess i got worried for only a typo)
well kalos is a region
where are you from?

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>>9876909
Uh... thank you?

>>9876975
"I guess we are, my bag is packed now"
>Roll for travel time to Mt. Pyre!

>>9876590
HE'S DEAD AND IT'S YOUR FAULT

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>>9877252
Smooch the ghost! Smooch all the ghosts! I believe in you!

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>>9877221
Johto! How far is it from Hoenn?

>>9877252
"Alright!"
>Follow water type lady.

>>9877296
How many ghosts have you smooched??

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>>9877296
>Poke the maniac
"Hey, can you help me with this? Your books aren't doing as much as I like, probably because I'm too new with them, once they're done i'll be out of your hair if you want"
>Quincy kinda doesn't want to leave his friends behind but at the same time Cam probably still hates him soooo

>>9876870
... Isn't that Necrophilia?

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>>9876870
Some girls like a cold body to go with a cool personality I guess.

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(whoops I accidentally the reply chain)

>>9877305
More than is probably healthy! Also if you ever hook up with a cofagrigus, it doesn't really want to snuggle, don't believe his lies.

>>9877330
Fiiiine. What's wrong now? Is it ghosts?

>>9877367
Only if you're doing it right!

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>>9876870
>>9877392

Dream Eater always seemed really intimate.

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>>9877305
that is pretty far

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>>9877392
Well, good luck with that? I'll watch out for whatever those are!

>>9877511
How far is it?

>>9877511
>throw deoxys at
>>9877844
>throw fug at

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>>9877296
...Just one, I think, and only if I can find one that wants to be smooched.

>>9877367
I mean... I guess?

>>9877377
I'd actually like a warm personality, but whatever.

>>9877430
...That's not something I've thought about until now.

>>9877305
>Wow that was fast
>We're here
>Begin the search!

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>>9877844
well
i don't know the exact ammount but you need a plane to go from johto to kalos
>>9877981
w-what?

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>>9877392
"It's still the dumb scrolls, I got all the normal stuff translated but I can't for the life of me understand the magic involved, though I do think there's some ghosts involved in this part"
>He unrolls a couple of them, pointing out where the runes are drawn out
"I still haven't paid you, you know"

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>>9877981
What?

>>9878014
>Attempt to help the lady find a plushdoll thing.
>Punch things that look punchable.
>Rolling for a level.

>>9878025
Woah! Cool, maybe I'll come visit you if I get a plane thingy.

hello
am looking for dusk stone
how find
please respond

>>9878680
Try in well furnished stone shops.

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>>9878053
you don't just get a plane
those are really expensie
at most you buy a ticket for travelling in one

>toss >>9878680 at >>9878880

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>>9878874
thank you
>>9878880
>>9878903
how
the hell
>flee

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>>9878903
>thrown at >>9878946
oww...
don't you know how to treat a lady?

>>9878946
>>9879023
sords

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>>9879023
can you open the door
>>9879047
no

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>>9879116
sure
>opens the door for the doublade
where am i?

>>9879140
Orre. Welcome to hell.

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>>9879196
again?
can someone lift me back to kales

>>9879220
(*kalos, why do i keep doing this)
(why am i fucking up so much today

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>>9879140
uh anistar
sorry i need a dusk stone
>pat weird blade thing with scarf hand
>float off very fast

>>9879220
>Throw knife at chef excellence

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>>9879220
You know, there are better things for salad than Kale. That's just a joke though. Seriously, why not stay a while in Orre, try out some of our local cuisine. I'm sure a bit of travel would do you good.

Otherwise you're libel to become a crazy shut in who obsesses far too much over work and men.

Hypothetically, would changing am E4 challenge to a sword fight be too much?

Asking for a friend.

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>>9878053
>Still the search continues
>The lack of available plushghosts is downright depressing

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>>9879220
Oh, I think Orre is very nice. I even have access to microwaves here. Though I guess that's less about location and more about circumstance... But it's still nice!

Have you ever considered putting ribbons on those little plastic covers you use on your blades? That'd probably be really pretty!

... I kind of wish I had knives on my hands, it'd make cooking really easy. Not that I cook much but I always liked the idea.

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>>9878880
Ooooh... I'll buy one sometime, then.

>>9879401
Sounds cool, do it!

>>9879418
"Are you sure someone didn't bless you to make ghosts stay away?"
>Rolling for a level, plz.

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>>9879418
Just find a kid that really really likes his doll (like an orphan or traumatized/abused child), and then get him to succumb to greed by offering him money to abandon it. Instant plush ghost, give or take a few weeks!

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>>9879320
i already did that this year
and the main problem is that i didn't close my shop and there is no one ther
and i do not obsess over men
>>9879240
well bye anistar
and i don't have none sorry
>>9879439
i don't have a problem with the place it's just that i been here before not long ago
>>9879467
alright, maybe we can meet one day

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>>9879471
You aren't a very nice person.

>>9879418
>Spoop snoop

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>>9879467
"Not that I'm aware of"
>Continue the search
>Someone please help this poor girl

>>9879471
That seems like a horrible idea.

>>9879718
>Who are you
>And more importantly do I notice you

>>9879718
>another crossover

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>>9879713
And then have a fight!

>>9879718
"Do I hit it?"

>>9879742
"Is it the punching?"
>Punch less things.

>>9879401
Issue I see with that is it places no merit on their ability as a pokemon trainer but instead their own physical ability and skill as a swordsman defeating the point of the league.

>>9879831
What if you swordfight with honedge?

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>>9879742
>The tooth fairy.
>If you want to go for it he's not very sneaky for a ghost.

>>9879746
>I have a full explanation primed and ready.
>Not really a crossover anyways.

>>9879778
Yes.

>>9879870
In the end you're still sword fighting and not battling pokemon.

>>9879875
Get out

>>9879875
you sound like emrys
go bite a bullet bones

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>Vi wakes the fuck up
>She stretches, looking at her sleeping team, minus Drax of course, he's just pretending to sleep
>She smiles, looking at the two gym badges she now has pinned in her coat
"Alright everyone, wake the fuck up, time to wreck another gym!"

>>9879891
>>9879921
(I'm not that dude but can we either ask what he's planning or ask for an FC change before we tell him to fuck off. Good fucking god you people are hostile.)

>>9879967
Die in a fire

>>9879875
(I for one love a good spooky non-pokemon ghost. they are spooky... Also it could just be a ghost type using an illusion to look spooky)

>>9879978
(Eat a fucking dick, faggot.)

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>>9879718
Well, out of the two cats talking I'm still alive, so I'll take that over being nice any day.

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>>9879926
>Make sure sleeping dragon isn't gonna flop off.
"Ready when you are."

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>>9880020
>>9879978
>>9879921
>>9879904
>>9879891
(Can the bitch brigade do anything other than moan and cry?)

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>>9880050
"You uh, might want to put him down, you're going to be in a fight pretty soon here"
>It's not far from the pokecenter to the gym
>Let the asskicking of normal-type trainers begin!

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>>9880059
(Unfortunately even with the top minds in medical research, it's an incurable and terminal condition)

>>9879891
>>9879904
>>9879921
>>9879978
Uh... Who are you guys even talking to? I mean, I'm all for belittling and insulting and generally being an ass to people but... Just saying those things randomly on a board is kind of... I mean, we have a legit insane chick and she isn't THAT bonkers.

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Would you guys kiss a female (male) phox?

>>9880059
>>9880150
(Plz don't reply to the samefag shitposters, it just enables them.)

>>9880161
No, but I'd kiss a male (female) phox.

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>>9880085
>I'll assume the trainers along the way were beaten
>Now we have a problem because
>tfw no Gym Leader

>>9880184
(It might help if there were more people to reply to. Half the people here prefer on-site RPing rather than 'posting on not-4chan')

>>9880557
(this desu, a lot of people are doing on site rps and its kinda hard to get discussion going if everyone's all over the map)

>>9880557
>>9880651
(Sorry I'm retarded rn. You want more people posting on the board part, right? That's what you're saying?)

>>9880678
(im fine with onsight rping but it makes it hard for newcomers to get discussion going when everyone's doing their own thing)

>>9880678
i think thats what they meant yeah

>>9880714
>>9880723
(Gotcha. I'll drag out some of my boardposting characters when I have a bit more free time. You guys should do the same. Get some discussion going.)

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>>9880767
(will do)
>>9880207
B-but why?

>>9880831
Reverse traps are adorable and sexy. Wouldn't it be great if your best bro was also into you and wanted to be your wife? I certainly do.

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>>9880767
(I have a good portion of the board posters, I'll try and stir something up before the next flight.)
>>9880161
Disgusting, why would I kiss a fox or a female? Poor taste.

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Where the fuck do you find a mega stone? Raw, preferably.

>>9880917
The ground

>>9880917
Lumiose city has a mega stone shoppe, you could try there. If you can't find a raw one there you could ask them who their suppliers are.

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>>9880917
I got mine through a ongoing deal with steven stone.
...Of course, you probably can't get rocks from space, so that might not work out for you.

>>9880917
Try looking for brown bricks.

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>>9880973
>>9880926
Thanks, you two are soooooo helpful. Whatever would I do without the friendly neighborhood anons?
>>9880969
I'm half tempted to take that as a challenge.
>>9880953
Alright, I'll check it out. Think they'll have Hoenn stones?

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I spent fifteen fucking years of my life getting a doctorate in pokemon behavioral psychology, getting into Aether Foundation only to get goddamn dragged off to buttfuck nowhere in Sinnoh with a whopping two psychopaths.

What do?

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>>9881161
kill them.

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>>9881161
Quit the foundation and open up a Pokemon Counselling service? I'm sure tons of pokemon are fucked up in the head and could use someone to talk to.

It'd be nice to see a human actually trying to help our kind by... You know, actually talking to us than assuming we need to be led.

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>>9881228
Do it if I had the time or power. They want another Type: Full test subject so that means paperwork out the ass.
Do you know how fucking taxing it is to work in the science department, management and have to scan any new fucking recruits we bring in?

>>9881315
Working on it, I need to pull one last thing to make sure Lusamine and Faba don't send a hit squad after me.

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>>9881161
Why the hell did you drag psychos into Sinnoh for? We have enough shit here, I should fine you for that! 10 million P!
Jubilife or Hearthome is where you wanna go to do Pokémon counseling, or you would of Catalyst didn't pull out of Sin-
>>9881337
Ohhhh. The part that didn't merge with Plasma.
Why the fuck would you stay with them?

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>>9881381
It's not like Catalyst is much better. The humans in it are too busy trying to show off how great they are for caring, rather than actually just being with us. I'd rather a selfish trainer to honestly exploit me, then someone deluding themselves into thinking they act out genuine concern rather than a desire for validation.

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>>9881438
... have you ever actually interacted with Catalyst?

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>>9881381
Fear of getting dragged back, a bullet in my head, take your pick.
I'd post my full science ID but I don't need beanmaster or psycho bitch trying to eat me. A9 is as much as I can give.
If I get fed up with this shit enough I'll post the fucking Full documents we have.
Oh jesus fuck, I think they want to try putting the helmet on a human, I need to go.
Be back in a minute.

>>9881480
>the helmet
...the doggo helmet?

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>>9878037
Trust me, I know. Kantonese smut doesn't import itself.
>grab one of the books that isn't porn, manga, or hollowed out to hold a small flask
>do the reading thing

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>>9881468
Yes, and every time it's a huge disappointment full of bullshit pandering and posturing.I would literally choose any other group over them. That said, it's time for my cat nap so enjoy your crap sack excuse for an organization, and please die in a fire or other caustic and painful situation. Maybe yarnball girl can help you with that even, she seems to know a bit about painfully ending useless existences.

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>>9881480
... what the fuck? Do you need some help or something...?
..... 5 million P for random disappearance.
>>9881438
I don't care which fucking group is better or worse they're all the same fucking shit for all I care!
... I'm gonna fine you into the fucking dirt if you're that Team Rocket Meowth.

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>>9881480
...hell.

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>>9881508
Yes, the fucking doggo helmet. On a human. They're convinced it'll make them listen to orders. The amount of pressure it puts on the cranium is-
>A loud crushing noise can be heard on the other side of the feed.
A mess. Fuck my life.

>>9881584
Please don't come for a raid or something. I'm planning something and I really don't need this to go south.
I'm just going to post some of the bullshit we're testing.
>Lycanroc Midnight turning humans into werewolves.
"Recorded several times in ancient history, never recorded in modern history."
>Pyukumuku as fertilizer.
"No."
>Type: Full subject that has better stats.
"Possible." This is what I'm fucking working on right now, going to vomit if I see another failed bundle of cells in my fucking wastebin.

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>>9881569
>Bullshit pandering and posturing
Says the Meowth spewing bullshit.
Have fun with your nap, hopefully it's better than your sad excuses for insults. Father can do better, and I'm not sure he's even sane anymore.

>>9881659
Don't give it better stats, give it a better stat SPREAD
Fucking, 600 BST and they give it to every stat equally, and the memories don't even change it's spread.
Actually, better yet, make the Memories do more than just change it's type so we're not wasting a held item in the sims.

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>>9881659
woah
>rolling to make colress a werewolf

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>>9881659
Hello?
Yes??
Doggo??
Did someone say doggo??

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>>9881659
I heard fuckin' doggo. Fuck. Where's the fuckin' doggos dog?

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>>9881718
Why are you in my lab

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>>9881659
Fuck. That's some nasty stuff.
I'll be back, gotta book a flight from Kalos back to Sinnoh.
The challenge isn't as fun with just me.

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>>9881749
hold up doggo
>>9881752
uh
yes
>bite his arm

>>9881752
How much money would I have to pay you to create a personal spacecraft capable of FTL travel.

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>>9881782
>There is now a dog on his arm.
>KICK AT IT.
GET THE FUCK OFF ME! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>>9881805
A LOT.

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>>9881782
"BITING COLRESS IS MY JOB. FIGHT ME."
>The buggo adopts an aggressive stance, plating flared and Cannon whirring to life.

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>>9881730
>poke goldog

>>9881782
Daaaaamn dog. Fuckin' metal

>>9881825
Dude. You just got the good chomps. You gotta marry that dog now.

>>9881825
Would.... 5 billion in Unovan be enough?

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>>9881703
We're working on-
...Sims? What?

>>9881730
You're subject two?

>>9881779
Again, no raids please. I just really need to finish this project and get it done.
I'm going to take this moment to get some work done.

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>>9881659
Guess Dr. Monstergele von Frankenstein is still employed at Aether.

Tell him the Alolan experiments said hi.

>>9881677
I'd say a thing or two but it would be probably hipocritical at this point in time.

>>9881861
We created a digital recreation of the Type:Full in our battle simulations at Smogon University.

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>>9881825
dude its going to be sick youre going to be a vampire
>Bite harder
>>9881837
shoot me shoot him

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>>9881677
I think his insults a really funny, but I guess my sense of humor might be a bit uh... off? I like his nickname for me though, it's very nice.

>>9881825
Oh, are you a scientist? Are you one of the good ones or one of the evil cut-people-open-and-put-a-life-of-non-stop-suffering-inside-of-them kind?

>>9881885
Oh, you know experiments? Can I say hi? HELLO EXPERIMENTS! Wait... That's probably not smart asking to say hi and then saying hi. I didn't mean to impose or anything.

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>>9881841
I'm not marrying a dog.
>>9881849
Just, leave me an Email. I'm about to lose an arm.
>>9881904
The word you're looking for is werewolf.
>Colress hits the doggo with a keyboard.
One please help.

>>9881934
>email sent
>the rich faggot waits paitently

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>>9881934
YES.
>>9881904
BETTER OPTION: IMITATE CANINE BEHAVIOR
>UNIT ONE: ACTION: BITE THE DOG

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>>9881934
>>9881965
OW OW OKAY FUCKING HELL
>FLEE
>jump out a window

>>9881965
((
> Dog bites human to make were-wolf
> It doesn't work
> Metal bug bits dog
> It turns into metal bug dog))

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>>9881929
Experiments??
Hello??
Yes??
Me!!
>>9881895
Sim bad!!
Inaccurate!!!
Real doggo change types quick!!
>>9881861
Hello?
Yes??
Think am two!!!
Younger than Silvally!!
Older than Azoth!!

>>9881885
Say it, say it!

>>9881988
Doggo have cute delicious tongue!

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>>9881934
You gottta tho.

>>9881965
>dog: equip popcorn
Hot.

>>9881988
>flop on the heuge dog
So uh... apparently you spit heroin. So that's fuckin'. A thing

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>>9881965
>>9881976
Fucking hell, don't mind me while I lose blood.
>Colress applies bandages.
>Am I rolling for werewolfification? That was pretty long so uh.
>Rolling for that, failure on 2 and 4.

>>9881944
Okay, so, after I had to deal with getting bit by a dog, uh, 5 billion Unovan to make FTL travel? I suppose I can look into it.

>>9882027
No.

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>>9881985
(What would that even look like)
>>9881976
>Unit One sticks his head out the window
"CANINE BEHAVIOR SAYS WE'RE MARRIED NOW
COME BACK"
>POSSIBLE ACTION: PURSUE?
>AWAITING ADMIN CONFIRMATION
>>9882027
YES.
I AM UNIT ONE, EQUIPPED WITH THE BURN DRIVE.
HOT ACCURATELY DESCRIBES MY TEMPERATURE.
>>9882047
>UNIT ONE: RUN "DRAMA.EXE"
>Colress is picked up bridal style in the bug's arms
"COLRESS! ARE YOU OKAY?"

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>>9881929
... what nickname did he give you?
>>9881885
Who would you be saying it to?
Me? The cat? The Aether employee?

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>>9882083
(Like a dog with angular metal limbs and a cannon?)

>>9882105
He likes to call me yarnball, I think it's really endearing~

>>9882047
Indeed, from monitoring these threads I have discovered Rayquazza is capable of it, therefore technology should soon be able to follow the natural phenomenon.
>Happy richfag noises in the distance

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>>9882027
Hello??
Yes??
What's a heroin??
>>9882024
Hello???
Yes???
Tongue is cute???

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>>9882024
This is fuckin ' a fact. Can verify.

>>9882047
Doooo iiiiiit.

>>9882083
No idea what that means. But it sounds fuckin' metal.

>>9882244
Drugs dude. You got the wicked sick mouth drugs. And the cute tongue.

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>>9882047
>7.
>Well, the dream is real, guess I need to start keeping tabs on full moons.

>>9882083
"Fairly well aside from having my arm opened by a werewolf."

>>9882157
I'll look into what makes Rayquaza's travel so fast. I'll get back to you when I'm further into the work.

>>9882278
"I swear I am going to bite you next if you don't shut your trap."

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>>9881929
The experiments were good people but most of them went their own way. You can still say hi to the odd doggos.

>>9881988
Tell your closest handler to give you a few headpats on my behalf.

>>9882105
>>9882010
"Less words, more action"... and I'm mostly just words.
Thus the hypocrisy.

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>>9882278
I AM METAL, YES.
>>9882336
"BUT COLRESS"
"DO I HAVE TO BITE YOU TOO NOW?"
>The bug snaps his jaws several times with an audible metallic clanking sound

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>>9881564
"It's almost done, I think"
>Quincy wipes sweat from his forehead
>Why doesn't Mort's house have a good AC
"Just this last scroll, then you can get paid"

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>>9882515
Alright. I see runes and I see ghost stuff. Whatcha lookin' for, translation, demonstration, re-ward-fification?

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>>9880250
>Vi prepares herself to take on Whitney
"Alright, let's go Trace!"
>https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-590442006

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>>9882561
"Translation, mostly, I just need to know what runes do what"

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>>9882278
"Drugs??"
"What's a drugs???"
>The dog tilts his head in a bird like gesture
>>9882341
Okay!!
Pats!!
>Anomalesia drops his head onto Talbot's leg
"Pats!!"

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>>9882567
>Trace clacks his claws together.
"Easy."

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>>9882567
>Does Whitney still cry when she loses?
>I hope not, because holy shit she just got destroyed
>Plain badge get!
>Attract TM get!

>>9882607
>Hug that mf robot
"Holy shit Trace, that was perfect!"

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>>9882575
Alright, lemme do the thing.
>roll for time to decipher some runes, last number, if I get dub 0s i stg
This might take a while, grab a chair or somethin'

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>>9882647
"Thank you"
>He was already sitting in a chair
>I think he's fucking molded that chair to his body after about two weeks straight of studying these fucking scrolls from it

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>>9882142
... I'm not sure I understand the nickname, but it may be for the best.
>>9882341
We act all the time, I apologize that we don't storm the capital often enough for the tastes of some.

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>>9882567
>Holy shit that sweep
"Whoa.."

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>>9882607
>>9882639
"So... is it safe for me to tell Drax to suck it?"
>Mal looks down from his position on Trace's back, tail swishing back and forth lazily like an overgrown cat.

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>>9882639
>I might poof in a bit, I'll see, sorry if I do.
>Trace hugs back gently.
"Thank you, thank you."
>>9882669
"We really need to evolve you."
>>9882696
"I think it is."

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>>9882601
>pat that doggo good
>attempt to sneak in doggo smooches
>because he's now a doggo druggie
Uh. Like. Shit that makes you feel really good then fucks you up hard.

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>>9882669
"I know right? He's amazing!"

>>9882696
"...I really shouldn't have said anything about Drax being my Ace, really I don't have a favorite with you guys, you're all great partners, it's just that Drax has been around a lot longer."

>>9882710
"I don't really know what else to say dude, that was fucking incredible, if we can pull that kind of performance off all the way to the Elite Four, or even the Champ? We'd be in business! But, one step at a time, next up is uh... Ecruteak Gym!... after we get you healed up"
>Back to the pokecenter we go
>I have no idea if Morty's RPer is still around or if he's going to be NPC'd like the rest
>RIP

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>>9882710
>Pirouetting in the air
"Yeah, yeah big guy!"

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>>9882663
Yo dude. Trans is up. Got it like, 90% good, some of this stuff is like, archaic as fuck dude. Dunno how much any of this is gonna help you out.

>present paper with a rough description of assorted runes and a decently accurate sketch of each one
This lookin' right to you? Or like half way matchin' up with your stuff?

>>9882715
(oh shit missed like 500 people wow)

>>9882336
Sweeeet~

>>9882465
Rock on fuckin' bug dude.

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>>9882841
>comparison made
>everything checks out
>no secret weapons or anything else crazy hidden in the walls, all is good
"Yeah, looks about right to me, thank you!"
>That promised money from way back when is wired over
"Alright, now I just need to get all... this... organized..."
>He looks over the littered table, covered in notes, scrolls, and a couple books
"Fuck"

>>9882336
Thank you.
>And now we wait

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>>9882715
>The large dog's mouth isn't open at the moment, no narcotic saliva for you.
Like...
Like pats??
Feel good when get pats!!
Feel sad when pats stop...

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>>9882885
Yep. No problemo honedgelord. You ever need anything spooky you know who to call.

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>>9882900
>it was worth a shot. doggo smooch addiction is a serious epidemic, be sure to stage an intervention whenever possible to avoid this exact situation
Yyyeah. Like that. Except you start throwing up a lot. And kinda like. Fuckin. Die. Sometimes. Slightly. Lil' bit.
>pet doggo harder
>go for the chin scratches
>bitches love chin scratches

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>>9882820
>Apparently Morty the stoner gym leader got dropped
>Riperino
>The team is in fighting shape now
"Alright everyone, onwards to Ecruteak!"
>Rolling for travel time

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>>9879778
You would destroy me, and fighting is not my thing

>>9883176
>toss knife at beetle

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>>9879778
Brave beetle warrior
You shall find no challenge here
Journey on, strong one.

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>>9883084
>Stalk weird lady.

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>>9883493
>The team+a UB arrives in Ecruteak
>Oh shit son time to fight a stoner ghost gym
"Trace, do you think you can handle a type weakness?"

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>>9883539
"I'll do my best."

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>>9883563
"Then let's go"
>Enter the Ghost Gym
>Fucking invisible floor what the shit
>Okay time to kick Morty's ass
>https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-590464165

>>9883706
Gratz?

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>>9883706
>Everyone pulled their weight
>But Lulu is the only one that fought and isn't KO'd
>Nice work Bounce Mouse
>Rush to the Pokecenter with that Shadow Ball TM and fresh new Fog Badge

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>>9883779
>Computer: Awaken.
"Not my best show, oh well. Next up?"

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>>9883808
"You guys all did really good! Uh, next up iiiis... Olivine!"
>I think winning a gym is probably enough for Lulu to level up by now, if her player is online

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>>9883883
"Do we have enough for an Exp Share?"
>Clank, clank goes the robit.

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>>9883917
"We already have one, dude, you brought it home from that thing you did, I just haven't been using it because we've been doing so well without it"
>She flicks it on
>Boom, easy mode unlocked

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>>9883987
"I can feel myself becoming stronger already."
>Trace chuckles.
"Can't blame me, it was a once in a life time event."

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>>9884025
"Yeah that was... that was crazy, you even got something we really needed from there"
>She pulls out the Surf TM and bops Remmy with it
>Sorry Remmy you're the HM slave

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>>9884159
"It was fun!!"
>Woosh, float after her.

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well
how is everyone's evening going

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>>9884523
I'm doing great, how about you?

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>>9884523
Alright, I suppose.
Trying to work up the courage to do something.

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>>9884556
i'm doing pretty fine
got back home and closed the shop
probably going to do nothing ultil i go to sleep
>>9884605
yeah?
and what is that, it's okay if you don't want to talk about it

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>>9884616
A shop you say, what things do you sell?

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>>9884616
I need a keystone, for mega evolution.
And there's people I could get one from, but...I'm really nervous about asking them.

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>>9884523
A usual day
Mienshao has traveled the world
Seeking a story

>>9884659
what you need is to kill yourself

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>>9884186
"Alright, onward to Olivine!"
>Rolling for travel time

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>>9884616
Oh weaver of cloth
From what does your art spring forth
Inspired by whom?

>>9884740
No u.

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>>9884556
>>9884634
"Good day, slept well?"
"Its time to get to Unova"

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>>9884634
well i make clothes for humans and pokemon
>>9884659
well, good luck with that
>>9884664
well that sounds good
>>9884751
well, i try to be simple and clean, but i can get some more xomplex if the customers want

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>>9884750
>Poof, and we're there
>Hope Jasmine is ready to get burned
>Or earthquaked, given Mal's tendency to get rekt

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>>9884988
Oh how grand it feels
To converse with this rare treat
A fellow artist.

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>It's time for the daily episode of "Alain doodles on Tobias"
>This time featuring Darkrai doodles

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>>9884982
>"Indeed I did. Are we going there by boat or plane?"
>>9884988
That sounds pretty cool, you should post some examples whenever you get the chance.

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>>9885050
"Plane, we're on a time limit"
>Message Gooey
>"We're going back to Unova today"

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>>9884982
Ugh...
>Cubone mumbles, walking the line between sleep and consciousness.
Are we still on the fairy?

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>>9885072
>"Alright."
>"Meet up at HQ?"

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>>9885045
what do you do
and if is your haikus they are pretty good
>>9885050
probably should do that sometime

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>>9885152
I look forward to it!
>>9885072
>"Makes sense, do you think the Cubone will take flying very well?"

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>>9885098
>The location is a decent enough hotel room in Hau'Oli
"Wakey, wakey"
"Sorry, but no. Today we will get on a bird of sorts"

>>9885175
"He is still not balled, so, I hope yes"

>>9885117
>"Yes. We will be there later today"

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>>9885152
Nonsense, these works pale
When compared to my masters
Thus my quest abroad.

I speak only verse
Not as a show of some skill
But to attain it.

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>>9885266
Oh I like birds! They make pretty sounds. Will our bird, sing too?

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>>9885266
>"Alright then."
>"I'll be waiting there."

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>>9885175
alright
>>9885268
well good luck wiht your training then

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Back again on my "break". The Full development is going fantastic.
I found a fist sized mound of cells in the trash today. I hate my fucking life.

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>>9885383
Many thanks to you
Both for lending me your ear
And showing an art

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>>9885428
... they don't dispose of them properly...? Seems kinda... hm.

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>>9885328
"It 'sings', but not in a good way"
>Walker takes out a spare Ultra Ball, again
"You know what is this, right?"

>>9885364
"Goodbye, and thank you for still working with us"

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>>9885428
Slap a biohazard marker on it and make the workplace slightly safer.

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>>9885522
>cubone thinks for a moment
That's a pew pew ball right? A human throws it and it goes pew and then a Pokémon comes out. That one is more spiky though, does it have a spiky Pokémon inside?

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>>9885501
That's Lusamine and Faba for you.

>>9885556
AHAHA. That's genius, thanks. Fuck me there are so many fucking idiots on this job.
>Rolling for A9 to organize his group better, odds might be preferrable for this.

>>9885575
>mfw I confuse ultra and beast ball
>I'm a poké-failure

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>>9885586
Well, they were shitters when my section was under them too. Guess some things don't change.

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>>9885575
>>9885595
"Yep, a pokeball"
"I will eventually have to deal with very spiky pokemon, have you seen them?"

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>>9885706
>Froggo: hanging out.
>Out of the ball for a bit,
>And out of his thoughts.

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>>9885014
>Fuck the gym is closed
>Sad times
>Time to pass out again

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>>9885706
I saw a spiky fish, he was a jerk, and I saw a spiky rock, he was fun. We played tag with lots of spiky rocks, but then he ran away and I was sad.

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>>9885624
You're uh...
>Loud paper noises.
Hilbert...? Fuck me I hate paperwork.
>Group is organized better and the trashcan has been converted to a biowaste bin.
>Everything is good.

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>>9885722
>Watch
>What is he thinking about?
>Maybe about the return?
>The duty?
>Meeting old friends again?

>>9885748
"I admit, I don't know which pokemon you are talking about but don't seem to be the ones my team is in the look out for"

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>>9885813
I think he said his name was fortrees. Fortrees was a fun rock, I wish he tagged me with less sharp rocks.(story is, Cubone ran into a quillidan, was a jerk, probably bubbled him or something and ground types sent about that, then later he meets a Fortress, fortress is having one of that and uses spikes to get him to go away, Cubone plays tag with the spikes, Fortress eventually dips.)

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>>9885801
Yeah, I'm Hilbert. Worked for the Unovan Aether Foundation until it merged with Plasma, so now I work for Catalyst.
Not sure how you know that though...

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>>9885937
Lusamine took all her files with her. Not sure how but I've got everything on old Aether employees.
Heard something about trying to put moles in Catalyst, up your brain scan thing I guess?
>Note: Moles are not in Catalyst, A9 doesn't know this.
>Keep up the gene splicing, rolling for effectiveness.

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>>9885046
...Are you ready to take the gyms on?

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>>9886005
Scientists are kinda dreamy when they aren't asking to be murdered. What kind of things do you research?

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>>9886005
She's trying to get past Zekrom...? Good luck.
... aw, I'm gonna have to be the one to tell Gladion that his mom is up to shit again.
I mean, he's a cool boss and all, but fuck. No one wants to be the bearer of bad news.

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>>9885867
"Good thing you have the favorable typing, that could have been not nice"
>Baggage ready
>Time to get to the airport
>Offering Ultra Ball
"So yeah, if you are going to stick with me, I will need you to touch this. Makes airport check ups much easier"

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>>9886024
>Alain jumps, fumbling and almost dropping the pen on Tobias' face.
"Yeah, of course. Reverse order?"

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>>9886062
Uh, pokemon behavioral psychology. I'm not exactly cut out for gene splicing but whatever, don't want to die.
...Dreamy?

>>9886069
Yeah, I don't fool with gods for a reason, just dogs. Haha, I hate myself.
Maybe you'll get a promotion or a raise or something.
Time to focus on work again, don't get killed or whatever she's planning.
>Rollin for progess.

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>>9886133
Yea... Dreamy... hehe...

Like, they are so smart and confident enough to delve into the unknown. W-who can say no to that kind of appeal.

They also wear really awesome coats.

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>>9886105
"That sounds fine with me! First is... Blaine?"
>Tobias yawns, standing up.
"Let's go, then!"

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>>9886098
Touch the pew ball? Okie dokie!
>bops it

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>>9886133
If you have not died yet, it is for a good reason.