/sug/ - Steven Universe General
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[NEW RELEASES]
>Soundtrack (Vol. 1)
Direct:https://dl.sug.rocks/YP-SU-FLAC-OST01.zip
Torrent:https://su-g.pw/f4z96
iTunes:http://apple.co/2riEbl9
>Steven Universe "Wanted"
Mega:https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!p10X0I5Z
Direct:https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0501i
Marebucks: Startinghttps://marebucks.com/sun/127
Dailymotion:https://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x4w9p0
[NEWS]
>Art book "Art and Origins" available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
>Graphic novel "Anti-Gravity" available for pre-order
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p:https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt and comics:https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes:https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
Soundtracks:https://mega.nz/#F!Bxcn3LbC!JZSLtIcE_E510tzc3czCdg
Streaming:https://marebucks.com/sun/
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags)
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura[Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
[MISC]
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
KEK~
Not sad enough for me
key?
STICC>>>>>>>>>>>>>>THICC
FAT IS MEANT TO BE BURNED, NOT SIT ON YOUR BODY LIKE A TUB OF BUTTER
FAT FAGS GTFO
>>9801490
nice bait anon
>>9801444
if it helps, i'm a patron and he's said that now that he's gotten out of private commission hell, he's going back to working on it in full-force again on the 26th
bwop
>>9801490
kys faggot
Gettin an song and a arc
>>9801524
lol
>>9801511
Oh yes
>>9801504
It's not bait if it's true
>>9787655
kill yourself
>>9801490
agreed
>>9801541
This is why /trash/ /sug/ is better
>>9787583
kill yourself
Post gem titties
>>9800910
kill yourself
>>9801565
Why not both anon?
>>9801541
kill yourself
Humans are disgusting creatures. They are selfish and greedy. They are only interested in themselves and the only reason they help or care for anyone is to feel better about themselves or to get something. Many people say shit like "i'm not like that" or "well __ isn't like that." They are lying to your face whenever they say that and when you say it YOU are lying to their face.Your relationships aren't special or unique. The only reason you interact with anyone is because you were engineered to be that way.
Love is just a chemical reaction meant to make two people fuck. We are all just dumb animals like everything else on this planet.
Humans are so easily amused and will laugh at anything that distracts them from the truth. They can't be helped.
Why should you give a shit if someone likes or dislikes you? In the end nothing matters.
The only reason your mother loves you is because she evolved to.
>>9801531
lol
Wow only 14 poster, are you serious? get a life fags
God, why won't this project end?
I like my job and nearly everyone, but my current project manager is probably the most anal person I have ever had the misfortune to deal with in my life.
This is the kind of guy who needles you if your phrasing is even slightly incorrect and won't let it go when you try to drop the subject because you worded your deescalation grammatically incorrect as well.
He literally rejected my code multiple today not because it didn't work, not because it wasn't what the client asked for and not because the code was unreadable. He rejected an hour's worth of fully functional code AND actually asked me to undo all of it because I tried to do something extra but closely related that his own words strongly implied (but didn't explicitly state) he wanted done on this code update.
>>9801623
I mean, your'e not wrong, but you're probably still an asshole
>>9801585
gotcha senpai
>>9801623
Even Pearl isn't this salty, jeez.
>>9801588
I don't get it.
>>9801623
>The only reason you interact with anyone
Stopped reading there.
>>9801680
I mean, she did kidnap an infant and try to murder it. That was a think she did
>>9801623
Nice human bias.
Gems should hang out with humans more
really? 18 poster and that it? you are pathetic
>>9801652
So is every useless person on here.
>>9801680
That ain't salt that's reality
>>9801689
Congrats, you still had a mother and still only think for yourself.
>>9801704
Biased against humans yes.
would the diamonds see infatuation towards them a bad thing?
19 poster? you are not even trying
>>9801644
make me gaymo
this general is gay bag of trash
Post Stars
>>9801756
That's the point anon
>>9801782
you are stupid fuck, get a life
>>9801724
PD probably didn't
Yeah, posting my crossover writefaggotry in a dead thread was a bad idea. Reposting here for good measure.
Steven Universe/Kingdom Hearts (Warning: Contains OCs)
>Kingdom Hearts: Radiant Shores: http://archiveofourown.org/works/9162724/chapters/20804722
>The Gem Homeworld v. Outworlders: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11137449/chapters/24851613
>NEW! Griffin's First Mission: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10991052/chapters/24479088
Ratchet and Clank/Steven Universe
>Ratchet and Clank: The Family Gems - http://archiveofourown.org/works/10936188/chapters/24330942
>>9801031
A general assumption (that's more of rule if you ask me) when making art is that ALL forms of porn will be saved, regardless of how bad it is. And for the record, I like 'em even if they're just doodles.
And there isn't a lot of Blue Zircon lewds period, she only has 42 on Paheal.
>>9801488
>I wonder if there's more to this resource shortage than what HW told Peridot.
Seeing as how biological life is needed for Kindergartens to function, I wouldn't be surprised if it's partially due to how rare life-sustaining planets are in the universe. Various things can turn planets like Earth into a death trap and life-sustaining planets can only do it for so long.
>>9801623
That entire post makes me wish I had saved that Mickey and Donald pic.
Did anyone transfer waifus
> Pearl to Rose to Lapis
>>9801790
is she holding a giant burrito
Yo galaxy I read your post last thread and Ive gotta say, even your sloppy doodles are top tier my dude, your style is too good.
>>9801812
haha that's cute
>>9801623
Is this supposed to make me feel bad? It reads like an edgy journal written by fourteen year old emo furry on deviantart.
>>9801811
I don't transfer because I'm not a god damn fucking dumb faggot. I'm a loyal white knight.
>>9801789
You first, cunt
>>9801811
>abandoning you're waifu
you're a subhuman cockfart that deserves crucifixion
There are 40 known Gem types (includes fusions and variations).
How many do you think we'll know by the end of the show?
>>9801812
80 pointless creatures sent, 81 pointless creatures return, typical humanity.
>>9801782
I would but I'd just be posting the same 3 images over and over.
Yo galaxy, if you have an imgur folder or an art blog where you put those OC requests, I'd love to see it.
>>9801694
She grew from that, and she doesn't post whiny rants in anonymous message boards that are becoming increasingly common in these threads.
>>9801843
Lapisfags are cunts. I think I'm moving to Jasper anyways
>>9801623
I liked you better when you posted heartwarming things.
which was like once. Please do more of that?
>>9801882
We welcome you with open arms
>>9801839
Would Lapis be a fourteen year old emo furry on deviantart?
>>9801791
This one?
I'm in a dilemma. My little sister walked out of the house and said that she'd join the crystal gems (again) and after she left the door she started singing the intro. I ran out after her and picked her up and put her inside. Now she won't talk to me.
This isn't the first time, and some of you anons compared her to the two girls who stabbed a classmate for slender man. I shrugged it off and she got better for months, until a few hours ago where she tried it again. Now I'm concerned, what do?
>>9801869
You could greentext
>>9801871
Sure I can put one together, but Im drawing some pearls right now
>>9801821
t-thank u fampai
>>9801877
Please leave /trash/ if you think this isn't normal /sug/ behavior
>>9801905
Probably.
>>9801905
Lapis would draw Sans OCs.
>>9801882
No wait it was a joke.
>>9801894
I have up and down periods, excuse my inconsistency.
>>9801912
Redpill her anon.
>>9801912
Tell her the crystal gems are homosexual degenerates who will sexually molest her.
>>9801922
thanks a lot
Tism
>>9801902
>>9801811
Garnet to Lapis.
>>9801811
I don't have a waifu. Probably for the best anyways.
>>9801960
>>9801925
nah, this shit comes and goes in waves.
>>9801922
No problemo, also you have any more requests to do galaxy ?
>>9801912
How old is your sister? I'm sure it's fine when you're younger.
>>9801912
Molest her.
>>9801979
It really doesn't they're on every /trash/ /sug/ thread anon
>>9801905
yes, minus the furry part. Peridot's the furry. Unlike any gems she can't shapeshift and nobody will sell a little girl a fursuit so she just wears cat ears
Also, Jasper and Nepherite are a furry and whatever the bug equivalent is
>>9801811
Lapis to Jasper
>>9801986
She's 12, going on 13 next month if that makes a difference.
>>9801867
No more pointless than you, Pearl.
Only difference is that humans get to die, and you have to live with your worthlessness forever.
>>9801912
lmao let her go outside and play. unless you mean she was throwing a tantrum and threatening to run away
>>9801960
>Another lapisfag gone
We're slowly heading to extinction
>>9801997
I guess I just get lucky and miss it.
>>9802003
End her. There's no hope for her
>>9801983
There's one OC request but it's a really complex design so I'm holding off on it, plus I have a suggestions list, why?
>>9802001
Peridot's sexually attracted to metals which is why she has metal powers.
She's going to use those powers to control Bismuth and the Rutile Twins.
>>9801524
Barn barn BARN
should i take requests
or can i go back to thiccc and die
I woke up at around 10:00 am. I took a shower and brushed my teeth. I took a nice hot bath with scented soaps. I went downstairs and grabbed the groceries for my mother. She bought me an Italian sub and I ate it. I watched YouTube videos for 3 hours. I worked on a project for 2 hours. I read manga for 1 hour. After I had a snack and some Pepsi. Then I opened my web browser and opened the new /sug/ thread.
>>9802039
Just wondering, you seem to draw a lot.
>>9802032
Probably if you truly are a /trash/ boi
>>9802011
No, like she literally tries running away from home.
I thought she was just playing last time too, and I didn't let her until I noticed she was just about to cross the street to god knows where.
>Just noticed that The Gem Homeworld v. Outworlders" got 25 views in just a day when it took "Kingdom Hearts: Radiant Shores" at least a week before hitting that number.
Wow, I wonder what cause that?
>>9801906
Yep, that's the one. And now to save it for these types of occasions.
>>9801811
For me it was...
>Pearl
>Lapis
>Peridot
>Pearl again
>Zircon
>>9801922
>Sure I can put one together, but Im drawing some pearls right now
Thanks for doing this, I'm a big fan of your work.
5eva
>>9802046
I mean it's up to you my dude.
I need the screenshots of Rebecca'a live journal, specifically the one where she says retarted
guys, I just had a thought: What if the fact that peridot can't shapeshift means she's immune to corruption?
>>9802041
rutile isn't a metal though
>>9802042
Die die DIE
>>9802061
Seek help, anon. This isn't normal behavior and getting it looked at before it becomes worse could save you and your sisters life if it comes down to that.
have some leaks
5x05 - "Steven's Game" - Steven plans what he's doing next.
5x06 - "Stuck Apart" - Lars protects the Off Colors.
5x07 - "The Trail" - Yellow Diamond hunts the Off Colors.
5x08 - "Black and White" - The Crystal Gems plan a rescue operation.
5x09 - "Padparadscha's Head" - Steven gets more answers--and questions.
5x10 - "Adventures in Space Distortion" - Lion runs away.
5x11 - "The Old Lars" - Lars adjusts to his new old life.
5x12 - "Know My Fusion" - Fluorite tells the Crystal Gems the story of how she came to be.
5x13 - "Keep Barn City Weird" - TBA
5x14 - "Pumpkin Fusion" - TBA
what is her name again?
>>9802003
>She's 12, going on 13 next month if that makes a difference.
Okay maybe it's cause for concern then. I'm not a child psychologist, and assuming she's not doing this for attention, I think you should have a talk about her about reality. If you already tried this, then please look for help beyond 4chan.
Also that picture is adorable.
Don't bully Lapis.
>>9802103
>what is her name again?
did you post this again?
>>9802083
bismuth (as a crystal like her gem) and rutile are metal oxides
rutile is titanium dioxide.
>>9801454
What did he mean by this
whats up you cunts
>>9802130
He has shit taste.
>>9802103
Parrappa the rappa
>>9802109
Yea I'll discuss with her parents sometime.
>>9802120
>>what is her name again?
>did you post this again?
it's a funny meme
>>9802103
Padawanparadeshanequa
>>9802130
I don't get it? Is it supposed to be about villains people like?
>>9802119
If she were bullied she would just kill them.
>>9802123
ruby and sapphire are aluminum oxide
>>9801811
I was only a Garnetfag during season one/2015, I've been a Jasperfag since then
>>9802175
You mean like what happened with that Ruby?
>>9801811
I was with Peridot until Lapis came to the barn and ruined both characters.
Then this little cunt appeared.
>the Crew says the idea that Metal Men exist is stupid
>proceeds to make them canon
>>9802142
Mind you tell us anything if anything transpires Anon?
>>9802224
Uh, Bismuth is a Metal Woman. Duh.
>>9802204
I've been a Jasperfag since the day I was born.
>>9802209
She was one step away from murder.
I want yellow diamond to bully me
>>9802250
I feel like your lying
>>9802224
>male human
>human
Bismuth is a metal gorilla.
>>9802283
can you help me find my mommy?
>>9801811
Garnet until S2 then Lapis. I hope Sugar makes them cool again in S5.
>>9802251
I can't take her seriously with the face.
>>9802227
Yes anon, I'll let you all know!
Previews for the first few episodes of Ok Ko leaked
what do you guys think
>>9802313
It's the face of pure rage.
>>9802302
That jasper is literally the saddest thing I've seen.
Pure rage is cute.
>>9802338
Meh.
>>9802338
WHERE
LINKS
>pink D gets revealed
>is stocky and short
What now anon?
>>9802302
Is that... from a porn?
>>9802103
This post pissed off Tumblr Jasperfags
>pretending to be dead and the "scar" over his eye
W-was this foreshadowing? Did this pointless episode actually foreshadow something? What was the point tho
>>9802388
this was already pointed out millions of times and yes SUGAR IS A HACK
>>9802353
No this is
>>9801811
I changed waifus a lot, because my waifus kept getting ruined.
Pearl to Garnet to Lapis to Peridot to Jasper to Blue Diamond.
Blue Diamond hasn't failed me yet, and I'm afraid of what Becky has in store for her.
>>9802365
It really is.
>>9802398
/jojo/ >>>/out/
>>9802283
Why am I attracted to things that are far too big to fuck? It is the worst of feelings.
>>9802398
no, THIS IS
>>9802382
They deserve it.
>>9802395
Im just baffled, that was the most pointless way to foreshadow something
>>9802415
Oh shit berserk boi I must flee
>>9802370
Here you are.
>>9800881
>>9802382
Are the other characters people who got raped and then got tumblr labeled as the rapists and abusers of the person they were raped by
>>9802370
2 min previews for Eps 1-6
https://qt.vidyagam.es/V3U4x9q.mp4
https://qt.vidyagam.es/CRTfgbu.mp4
https://qt.vidyagam.es/LlEye9P.mp4
https://qt.vidyagam.es/YgA8QqC.mp4
https://qt.vidyagam.es/454fDGN.mp4
https://qt.vidyagam.es/DbeTVBt.mp4
Images and synopsis:
https://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/?page=8
>>9801454
I have a theory. Rhodonite is composed of a ruby and pink pearl (owned by PD at some time). The fact they worked for Morganite, a PINK or ROSE beryl makes it likely that the three worked under PD.
As for what beryls are supposed to be (aquamarine is a beryl so the beryls like emerald are likely to be the same shape and design with similar features…take that as you may.) I'm not sure.
>>9802382
They need to learn to just ignore it
>>9802432
>>9802448
>The dick is one thing but why does she have the hands of an elderly woman
I don't think it's a dick Anon, just the stream of urine.
>>9802448
>>9802469
There is no such penis in that pic!
>>9802388
There is no point.
It never actually moved the plot forward or developed any characters.
Nothing of value actually happened in Onion Gang, because the foreshadowing can only be appreciated in hindsight.
I think they just slipped that scene in so they can keep saying that there's no filler in SU.
>>9802447
I fix it
Youre welcome
>>9802434
>>9802447
>>9802465
The post didn't even mention Lapis, they just went on this rant for nothing.
>>9801507
Are all his works that he uploads on patreon still jpg?
>>9802476
Never said there was just not into ya know piss
>>9802420
I'm attracted to hot older ladies
>>9802478
Ya probably this
>>9802420
You wouldn't have that issue if your penis wasn't the size of a thumb like yours is.
>I think Rebecca said something once about how the gems should get progressively cartoonier the closer you get to Homeworld-Katie Mitroff
This means the future gem designs are gonna be more like zircon or aquamarine and less like jasper and lapis.
>>9802529
>>9802480
Are the other characters boring characterless characters who people only fag over for the way they look
>>9802432
Pearl why did you drink lemonade? You know you have to get rid of that differently unless you spit it out early on.
>>9802529
>Women can't pee that far
She's no "woman", she's a cystal gem!
>>9802485
Ya but it seems likely thats probably how this guy feels if he sees Jasper as one of these villains so he prob takes lapis's side
However thats such a cringy response to the post and just proving his point
>>9802549
Probably
Im to lazy to revamp the whole thing
>>9802530
>intentionally trying to make new character designs shittier as the show progresses
>>9802103
paddywagon
>>9802530
But why?
>>9802598
and yet zircon and aquamarine are /sug/´s new waifus.
>>9802616
To make them less human-like. More alien.
>>9802634
Than shouldn't the Diamonds look the most alien?
>>9802648
have you seen her gross hair
>>9802046
if you will take requests, how about some drunk diamonds?
>>9802638
>that awful expression with those sharp teeth
giving me nam flashbacks of Sans Undertail fanart
>>9802505
Trust me, I'm attracted dominant women, it's just that it's always ones who are too big or/and hugely impractical to screw with.
>>9802530
So is white diamond gonna be cartoony too?
>>9802673
But even so that's not that alien
>>9802064
kill yourself
>>9802302
>>9802680
KIDDO
>>9802879
Why
The jasper one does look good tho
>>9802879
Wonder how much that was
>>9802879
Pretty good art, but why would people get permanent tattoos of characters that get different outfits and designs along the way.
>>9802673
>we want our character to look like she's wearing a hijab without actually putting a hijab on her and potentially offending many people after the continuous terrorist attacks
>>9803119
Why is Jasper naked and sitting on Spaghetti again?
>>9802447
Did you get lost on your way to tumblr?
>>9803131
Im just saying her design aint all that "cartoony" she just looks like a blue human
>>9802878
I love dominant women they make me feel so weak. I relate to this anon.
>>9803165
Shh it helps her cope with the fact that her mommy is dead
>>9803165
shes meatball jasper
>>9802879
>workinprogress
just like the barn!
>>9802224
>>9802456
Aw it looks cute, I'll watch it when it's out.
>>9803165
>not wanting to lick and nibble on the meatball's little legs
>not wanting to suck sauce off her belly and violate her with your tongue
>not wanting to feel the soft snap as you bite through one of her limbs
>>9803119
Are these jaspers okay??
>>9801922
Galaxy draw some big butt stuff.
>>9801811
Lapis to Peridot to Jasper, though I've felt the most love for Jasper compared to the rest and I actually detest Lapis now.
>>9802130
Maybe try pronouncing the names out loud?
"Hannibal low key Jasper Snape"? I have no idea
If Steven fused with Lars, would be be able to reach into his own head? Could he step inside Lion? Could he start crying before death to auto-revive himself?
>>9803269
That's because Lapis is Trashpis
>>9803238
no
Goodnight you shits
I wanted to give you the daily good /pol/ thread but there are none
Better luck tomorrow
What the fuck has happened to these threads? Why are they going so fast and filled with so many autists and bait? Some of you /co/, tumblr and leddit faggots NEED TO LEAVE
I must say we need more content like this. Holy fuck I would start a crusade and bring the heads of 1000 vanillafags just to see more of this.
>>9803281
t. trash
>>9802675
>bath robe
>somehow tight around waist
alright
>>9802885
all the off colors aside from fluorite seemed relatively normal, even with rutile's mutation
>>9803298
fuck off reddit
>>9802130
Only Hannibal is truly irredeemable. With Loki he can actually be decent depending on the series, Snape turned out to be alright near the end, and Sugar wants to do something good with Jasper.
doodled some pearls for the zircons. yz's is yearl 2.0, oh well
i wish i had something to drink.
>>9803223
Source? I saw amedot art one time and I think it's the same blog
>>9803323
Nice deflecting , reddit fag
>>9803133
That one's not too bad, I was referring to this
I love you cockwaffle.
>>9803342
Is that sans and caliborn?
>>9803288
Put your faith in what you most believe in
Two worlds, one family
Trust your heart, let fate decide
>>9803288
>>9803365
>shit taste
>from a fangfag
kys
>>9803288
what is this autistic shit?
>>9803362
Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis
>>9803386
autistic shit
>>9803362
Post the comic
>>9803335
I want Yellow Zoil to call me a fag
>>9803334
i was really confused i thought you meant hannibal burress
Things to consider: Yellow Diamond was moving the bubbles with just a motion of her hand. The show loves to foreshadow things well in advance. Blue Diamond has an emotion aura that effects everyone.
Things to ponder: Will we see more of those paintings that can possess organic matter? What gem was that extremely tiny body setting in the ruby ship for? If Yellow was lightning, and Blue was ice, was Pink Fire (referring to that robot). And if Pink is/was fire, does that mean White will have the abilities of all three Diamonds?
>>9803396
>>9803398
Never anon!
>>9803408
>come across a bubsy version of the cockwaffle on paheal just yesterday
I could have done without desu
>>9803384
what the fuck is wrong with fangs
>>9803336
Source is dead. I can find it reblogged here: http://sultan-of-smut.tumblr.com/post/159198954786/cocoachicken-lava-shower-gotta-draw-more
>>9803335
>those outfits
all they need are a pair of bunny ears and my fetish is complete
>>9803425
You shall surrender anon.
>>9803428
He's returning soon anon his new game is coming this fall
>>9803335
CUUUUUUTE
>>9803300
I like this guy, but the tootpick waist trow me off.
There's another one with the Diamonds.
>>9803398
gib greentext prompt
>>9803335
>Blue is the chubbiest
poetry
Sexualize the Pearl
>>9803335
Hey Galaxy, are you and Tooney friends?
The two of you draw Zircon a lot
>>9803433
Everything
>>9803445
So I've heard
I have 0 hype for it
>>9803300
This is now a FATTHREAD.
>>9803458
Tbh his hyper works are second to none, they are kinda the best I have seen. Marauder is the shit.
>>9803480
He's my fiance, actually!
>>9803487
He brings the end with him don't worry it'll all be over soon
>>9803461
Some nights Steven suspect something wrong during the night, find Lapis watching him through the window
Or Steven discover the shrine Lapis have of him, lewd ensues.
>>9803531
>fiance
wait are you gay?
I hate period cramps.
>>9803531
You know what they say about couples that draw? They draw together and it's pretty cute.
>>9796649
Could 'keeping' be used in place of 'holding'?
Can someone do a bdxyd greentext smut fic?
>>9803581
need more rare caps
>>9801511
YES! Got any more?
>>9803566
Nigga, I'm a gril
>>9803495
Hyper tits and butts are not even related to fat. Nobody got time for mountains of flab you got to fuck the grease and grime out of.
>>9803528
I always liked his pony shit, sadly he has to be commissioned to do SU stuff
>>9803621
Not him but damn, always assumed you were a guy. Nice on you about the fiance thing tho
>>9803621
There are no grils on 4chan just lumps of sadness and despair
>>9803565
Hmm I like both, I'll think about which one I want to do, unless you have a preference.
>>9803570
Say what you want about period cramps, but at least they're punctual!
>>9803621
>An hetero gril SU fanartist
I'M FREAKING OUT
>>9803342
I can't believe I found a way to make this image more autistic
>>9803618
>>9803531
Im gonna buy you a wedding gift
>>9803670
thanks man, my spleen ruptured
>>9803621
Dump your man and go for a cute girl, like me.
>>9803658
Do the shrine one, extra points for an embarrassed Lapis, only to go light yandere
>>9803711
>>9803279
If steven fuses with Lars is he half dead than?
>>9803670
The best one is the one with the lewd artist meme faces but I can't find it.
Good work, though.
>>9803368
Nope, it's Sans an edgy alternate universe version of himself.
>>9803416
I think Pinks powers would be more earthy but I completely forgot about the fire thing.
Can we think of powers based of their murals? I mean yellow diamond is shown with clouds and two stars (maybe lighting) in her hands.
>>9803654
Another grill reporting in.
>>9803288
Sure glad that jaspers out there and im in here
>>9803711
Never ever.
>>9803654
I can be both, y'know. We're all suffering here
>>9803621
Are you a lesban?
>>9803761
fuck
*and an
>>9803774
I will not fall for your vile trickery!
>>9803307
huh didn't notice. I tried to fix it myself, im not artist so sorry if its jarring
>>9803717
Yeah alright, I'll try to do it by tomorrow, it shouldn't be that long.
>>9803334
Nah anon, they're villains so they're clearly unredeemable
>>9803654
Third female here.
>>9802675
i dont think she'd be a happy drunk
>>9803621
you're so much of a faggot it spun around and made you straight again
>>9803788
I don't know seems suspicious
what if white diamond was just a big creepy giant autist who plays with model trains and drinks paint all day and has basically zero actual power
>>9803461
Thats cute
To bad fusion dances are dead
>>9803767
This might be a bit of a stretch, but if what YD has in her hands could be lightning, could that stuff coming out of BD's head be a representation of her emotion powers?
What if ...in battle the Diamonds can change form into something like the designs in the Pyramid Temple murals.
>>9803570
I feel you anon
>>9803859
>>9803737
1/4 dead
>>9803845
I will not be played like a fiddle anon!
I thought everyone here was a female
>>9803858
What if White Diamond was just a big creepy giant autist who plays with model trains and drinks paint all day, but has supreme power and everyone just plays along with her and pretends not to be annoyed by her because she's pretty much a god, even to the other Diamonds
all these girls... posting with me...
>>9803853
>she poofs her pearl constantly when drunk
>rumors shes accidentally shattered many
also you really like those body suits huh
>>9803858
I'd finally have a relatable character
>>9803901
I am not intending to play you like a fiddle.
>>9803789
I'm lesban for Blue Zircon
>>9803858
Maybe that's why she couldn't show up to the trail
>>9803910
The hell you get that idea from?
>>9803865
It happens when they want to purposely fuse, that just never happens anymore.
>>9803654
I'm a grill and a lump of sadness and despair.
>>9803654
Hey.
>>9803922
u ok
>>9803910
We're not? Thats news to me
Boys dont go on the internet!
>>9803933
I'm just a lesbian
>>9803828
I watch her to stab me in the eye with her nose.
>>9803944
fixed it
>>9803920
you know what i kinda like that better
the corruption song was just her autistic tantrum shriek because pink diamond died and couldn't record episodes of thomas the tank engine for her
>>9803939
I don't know I just assumed
>>9803925
what can i say, i'm a lazy piece of shit
>>9803985
The fuck is this, 2006?
reminder this happened
>>9803922
Hey bb
>>9804008
Wait it isn't?
>>9803920
where does this whole autists like trains thing come from?
I mean I did know an autist who liked trains but I also knew dozens who didn't. the guy wan't even the most autistic one, that was the one who liked robots, lizards and ben 10 and couldn't talk right
>>9803654
Hello fellow vagina-havers, I also have a vagina.
>>9804019
Paddy, pls
>>9803654
>not being both
>>9804034
How many of the Lapisfags here are female?
>>9804013
That was proven fake. The fact the ink looks so out of place from the photo itself and the little Alex cutout looks like it was purely shopped by a 5 year old. Keep fucking dreaming faggots.
>>9803654
sadposting is canon
>>9804035
Nah senpai
>>9803966
Nah, man. It goes deeper.
Blue Diamond wouldn't make her tendies because she was too busy whoring herself out to Pink Thundercock, so WD used her omnipotence to make Pink step out of her palanquin, get attacked by Rose Quartz, and be shattered. With PD out of the way, BD would have all the time in the world to make tendies.
Any inconsistencies in the story can be explained by the fact that WD is retarded and probably didn't consider the fact that Rose's sword can't shatter gems, but didn't care because BD wouldn't know. YD realized how retarded the whole situation was, but decided to keep it from BD because she's afraid of losing another sister to their autistic overlord.
>>9802211
Shortstacks do that to you.
>>9804056
Her eyebrows are so hot.
>>9804056
I'm more partial to Blue Pearl.
>>9804076
Since when!? Did I miss an episode?
>>9804101
oops forgot piccy
Who wants Peridot x Jasper animation?
http://ipleadthefilth.tumblr.com/tagged/pounding+sand+wip/chrono
>>9804056
All because girls are better.
>>9804096
They're nice.
Man here, come at me you fucking meat flaps
>>9804013
delet this REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>9804027
Trains are complicated and mechanical, but precise, regular, and predictable.
They're interesting, but not surprising, which is comforting to autists.
Post your gender and your fav gem
porl
>>9804160
Female. Topaz.
what if amethyst leaned over and kissed you on the mouth but her tongue was shapeshifted into a scorpion tail and stung you with powerful toxins and you started to hallucinate and she said "buckle up" and laughed
>>9804160
fuck off rapist
>>9804160
gril
Blue Zircon
>>9804160
Grill
Amethyst
>>9804188
that would be so hot i think
>>9804056
I thought the jasperfags were girls
>>9804056
I'm a male Lapisfag
I will make her my wife
Lesbians can't have her
>>9804207
jasperfags are cucks
>>9804160
Male. Jasper.
>>9804160
I am a man, and my favorite is Garnet but I like the other gems as well, they're pretty cool.
>>9804160
man
blue pearl
>>9804160
Girl and yellow diamond
>>9804204
>>9804204
All the boys want her.
>>9804160
>Female
>Lapis
>>9804186
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>9803654
>pretending to be a guy
Okay anon
>>9802338
I'm sure kids will like it, but I could never jump on the DBZ dick sucking train.
>>9804160
male, rutile
>>9804160
Male.
YD.
>>9804238
Um actually I'm into half of her
>>9804210
Your wife is a dyke.
>>9804160
Man.
None of them.
Maybe Rutile, but she was in one or two episodes so she doesn't count and no one cares about you.
>>9804248
B-But I am
>>9804160
Male Pearl
>>9804160
Girl
Amethyst
>>9804160
Peri and nonbinary :^)
>>9804156
I have never seen a train run on time in my life.
That said, I am technically autistic and I do prefer trains to other modes of transportation for some reason I'm not quite sure of. maybe because they're less claustrophobic?
>>9804257
fag
>>9804160
male
opal
>>9804160
M, Cheeto puff
Who /NEET/ here? How many months/years?
Bonus points if hikineet.
>>9804160
I sexually identify as Battleship Tirpitz, fave Gems are any of the Diamonds.
>>9804272
>None of them
>man
are you gay?
>>9804160
Girl
I love Lapis and her whale penis.
>>9804297
That's kinda hot anon
>>9804160
Male
Blue Zircon
>>9804300
Yeah, actually.
Also the art in this show is too ugly to jerk off to
>>9804286
You know it
>>9804295
kys parasite
>>9804276
We both know thats not true
>>9804160
Male
Centi
>>9804282
Zuke, please go.
>>9804305
Lapis doesn't have a penis.
>>9804282
*sigh*
>>9804344
B-but it is anon. You gotta believe me
>>9804160
Guy who's gone way too far into the guise of being a grill online after a series of mildly amusing circumstances and general mannerisms made people think so and I just went with it.
I really like Paddy
Zuke is a piece of shit
>>9804295
NEET 3 years im going to college soon tho
>>9804321
Jesus that's ancient history now
>>9803910
We all are. Some just have bigger penises my urinal
>>9804386
Agreed
>>9804160
Female Pearl
>>9804362
You've been pushing this meme for months, stop it.
>>9804160
Female.
Blue Pearl.
This is Rebecca. Say something nice to her.
>>9804422
Porl is best gem
>>9804429
>CONNIE HAVE YOU STARTED THE COMMEDIA THING
https://discord.gg/CBGwSxs
Discord server for art/nsfw of off color gems
>>9804429
Your shirt sounds cool
>>9804429
*squee* *holds up spork* RAWR X3
>>9804160
male, peri
what if your favorite gem thought homosexuality was disgusting
also look at this captcha hahahahaha
>>9804429
>guilty after eating
Stop being bulimic
>>9804452
I'm gonna make columbine look like a joke if you don't stop!
>>9804429
I like her taste in music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA1YtpgStHQ
>>9804160
Male
Pearl
>>9804429
she was the living stereotype of a "not like the other girls" girl.
>>9804467
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>9804467
But, they're all dykes.
>>9804467
brap
>>9804480
"Making Columbine look like a joke" is one of my favorite phrases, please don't overuse it.
>>9804267
you're mum is a dyke
>>9804467
i like getting bullied so i wouldnt mind
>>9804160
Male
Peridot and Blue Diamond
it'd be cool if WD has Pinky's Pearl
>>9804429
>WAH I WANT DSL
What did she mean by this?
>>9804467
Dying of laughter
>>9804452
fuck the preps lol 0.o xD rawr!!! rawr means i love u in dinosaur :3 SPORK ARMEH FOREVEH
Everybody knows there are no girls in internets
>>9804517
I'll try since you asked so nicely
>>9804525
>WD has Pink Pearl, PD had White Pearl
>Pearl shattered PD?
>>9804527
Becky needs to follow her dreams and get DSLs
>>9804160
What we know. All peri posters are male other are genderbender perverted gays
>>9804429
>I ate so much today
t-tell me more...
>>9804583
Don't touch me you subhuman
>>9804596
That's why they're all so shit.
>>9804394
It's the only non-porn pic of her that I have on my computer, sadly.
Well, time to go through the archives and build a folder.
>>9804583
oh my glosh did u see Nightmare Before Christmas?!?!?!?! it represents my goth soul lol xD PENGUINS!!!! sorreh i need to be random sometimes >W< ahahahahah lmao jack is my husband DONT STEAL!!!!
>>9804605
she puked it up 20 minutes later
What sugar said when was insuled with her old posts?
>>9804433
Tbqh, porl and big cheeto are the only ones I would feel comfy being les with. Some rubies are also worth a second look.
>>9804661
I think you had a minor stroke. Try asking again
>>9804160
Male. Pearl.
>>9804622
OH MY GLOSH CAN YOU LIKE PLEASE DRAW MY OC!?!?!?!?!?! IF YOU DON'T I MIGHT DIE XDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD!!! HERE'S HIS BIO PLEASE DRAW HIM PLEASE!!!
>>9804707
*glomps u* OMG HE IS SO HOT 0____________0 is it ok if i yiff to him??? i want him to eat me so bad omg lol im such a furreh :3
Stick or thick?
Just when i thought I haven't seen any cool science in a while I found out that scientists turned carbon glass into a hard yet rubbery substance that conducts electricity and is super lightweight. Why is the universe so cool?
>>9804694
I like what I see, and I don't see a penis
>>9804751
>>9804707
That's enough.
>>9804766
Okay
>>9804759
B O T H
>>9804759
Thick
>>9804759
Stick forever.
Fat is repulsive. Thin girls are the best.
>>9804285
>technically autistic
please explain
>>9804707
DELET THIS! REEEEEEEEEEE
>>9804814
i'm a sperg
I can feel the thread dying of autism
>>9804160
>Girl
>Yellow Diamond
>>9804856
Yea, it happens sometimes.
>>9804856
What are YOU have done 2 prevent this?
>>9804160
>male
>the worst one
>>9804886
I don't know. What are I done anon?
>>9804800
Fucking atrocious. Imagine how stinky her underbelly is. I bet she never cleans it
>>9804596
>female
>liked peri in Jail Break
>thought she had potential before peridemption
>started losing faith after she became friends with amy, raised a red flag
>peridemption happens, she becomes fully degenerate and shrinks in size as a loud, obnoxious extroverted character
>the Peridot that I thought would be somewhat tomboyish and egotistical but cutely incompetant and a little introverted never happened
>then all the forced Lapidot shit happened and thankfully got canned along with Zuke
>our peridot will never be a good peridot
>>9804160
Girl &
Pearl
>>9804877
The sadness consumes me anon. /co/ has killed our peaceful /trash/ home
>>9804759
I like stick x thicc
>>9804160
Male, sweaty anxious lawyer
>>9804914
That sounds hot.
>>9804917
press F to pay respek
>>9804917
Grills are so shit doing greentext
>>9804911
You still acting as autist. Thread flooded by you kind. Please leave
>>9804937
>peaceful
>was already full of cunts
>lapisfags and even worse antilapis fags
I guess
what are you listening to tonight/this morning /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ovc-WCxbC4
yfw this is actually the crewniverse posting this and telling the future of the show
>>9804970
I'm never going to /co/ anon
>>9804759
Thick
>>9804964
stupid fucking retarded fuckstick
Dishwashers and rapists of /sug/, how much of a failure are you? What brings you back to this general every single day?
>>9804160
>>9804983
>/co/ brings shitty memes
>>9804759
Sticc
Well, just "lean" would be more accurate I guess.
>>9804917
Dont rash salt on the wound
>>9804983
I'm the most peaceful poster here.
>>9805005
Nice try cunt, stick to making sandwiches
>>9804995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-MrVvppNA8
>>9804995
https://youtu.be/n8oFKS84-yc
>>9805013
if i don't have this general i don't have anybody else
>>9805013
Gems have no penis
>>9805042
kys ugly fuckstick
>>9805015
Lower gems should know their place.
Order is our shining grace.
>>9804995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWuIPf0Nk0E
I don't even speak Italian, but I love this version.
>>9805015
>you will never protect this smile
brb kms
>>9805013
idk i need somewhere to gush about my fetishes and ships for a few hours
>>9804759
>there are people who can't appreciate different body types
I like nice stacked chicks and cute lanky nerd girls
I also enjoy milfs AND lolis
I don't see why people have to like one and hate the opposite
Why would Pearl shatter PD knowing good and well that Rose would be blamed for it? Is it what Rose wanted? Did Pearl fuck up and Rose had to step in and take the blame for her? Was it an inside job? How deep does this rabbit hole go?
>>9805013
I'm a year out of college making 60k as a web dev, love my job and am doing really damn well at it.
Also I'm an autisitc 24-year-old virgin who hates himself and spends all my time thinking about a novel I'll never right and haven't had a chance to hang with either of my closest friends in weeks
Reminder Zircon will be forgotten just like Aqua and Holly
>>9805119
moonstone*
>>9805103
They think having an "opinion" doesn't make them retarded plebs.
>>9805103
this nigga gets it
>>9805119
Sugar likes her FOTM with a passion.
>>9805114
Where do you live anon...?
Post cute Sapphires
>>9804369
I dont believe you
>>9805119
Aqua is already a meme her faces never be forget
>>9805113
Maybe it was Rainbow Quartz.
That would explain how they got past the Sapphires
>>9805151
>sapphire
>legs
Anon..
>>9805153
W-why anon do you make me feel this way
>>9805113
Pearl shapeshifted into Rose and shattered Pink Diamond.
She did this because she wanted to burn all of Rose's bridges.
Rose was already the most hated gem on Homeworld at the time, but shattering Pink Diamond would make her the most hated gem on Homeworld forever.
Rose could never go back, and would have to stay on Earth. With Pearl. Forever.
>>9805119
Holly's almost certainly coming back. Carnelian and Skinny were confirmed to be recurring characters and the easiest way for them to reappear is if Holly takes them as her escorts when she comes to earth to take back greg and steven
>>9805159
It's not a /co/ meme and it's not a meme. I started this shit here. You idiots just don't understand that she's actually moonstone
>>9804759
both but i get triggered when people make non canon hyper shit
>>9805027
>>9805041
>>9805159
only good poster is zircon anon
Be like zircon anon
post the bustiest gem you have saved
>>9805150
New york. why?
>>9805207
There's two or three Zirconposters, which one are you referring to?
>>9805190
>confirmed to be recurring characters
Literally where
>>9805207
Pretty true
>>9805214
>>9804995
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBbu75Q1vCY
I actually have my entire library on shuffle right now, I was listening to "Here Comes a Thought" a while ago.
Those Crystal Gem dipshits compromised their mission at the human zoo.
Now THIS is how you sneak into a gem-controlled facility:
>>9805231
hte fukcing
THE zircon anon
the good one
>>9804995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKGMngKPdL4 Here ya go
i miss her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzJGWAfmBco
>>9805197
Like a fat Pearl?
>>9805261
who?
>>9805083
hey that is pretty cool. i dont understand any of it but i think thats why i like it
>>9805255
I believe they mean galaxy
>>9805238
they were unique characters in a whole crowd of identical gems, and both their holes were pointed out in Beta
>Oh, and that one? This Carnelian came out sideways! How could she not, the walls are curved! Hehe, what a joke.
>I'm doing it. Yeah, and not just for me, for all the weird holes out there! Like this guy! And skinny up there! And, and, and this mess!
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
>>9805261
How could you. She is so fat that she had own gravity
>>9804995
https://youtu.be/pgnvpi-E-nk
>>9805286
That's not a confirmation retard, and if anything that was just foreshadowing for That Will Be All.
>>9805214
Image limit, the next thread better be fat tits edition.
>>9805289
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9805279
Yeah, Galaxy is pretty chill.
BeefcakeLlama is also chill, but I'm pretty biased in that regard.
>>9805292
>holly poster
i've missed you too
>>9805299
you don't foreshadow incredibly minor characters. That's not even close how writing works!
>>9805013
Pretty much a failure here. Left three or four different degrees at uni because of impatience and crippling depression. Managed to hold out a little longer on engineering thanks to a Dean who helped me keep it together, but wound up leaving anyway.
Been unemployed for the last two or three years with no prospects. Only recently found a job in a call center. Start in three days and I've come down with a horrid cold that's killing my throat.
>>9803198
I relate to this too well, anon.
I want to be dominated by a woman so bad I'm kind of concerned for myself
>>9803933
You have amazing taste and I love you
>>9804861
NICE ME TOO