/sug/ - Steven Universe General How to sneak into the zoo E

heterochromia gem when

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meem

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song song song reform reform reform arc arc arc

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Y6 upset that the fruit is yellow.

imagine peridot

So what up?

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Post what you're listening to, /sug/

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>30 seconds after the sex is over and she tells you this

>>9805351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWuIPf0Nk0E

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Hug your Zircon today

>>9805333
> yellow
Again? cruel bastards

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Sticc is healthy.
Thicc is diabetes.

>>9805299
you don't foreshadow incredibly minor characters! That's not even close to how writing works!

>>9805329
garnet

>>9805370
okay

>>9805371
I mean gem not fusion

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis

>>9805370
This is dumb. Gems don't bleed. Sapphire would poof immediately.

>>9805351
https://youtu.be/kP1zR1nYMUA

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>>9805214
can't find my tittypearl image

>>9805351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVJSb4EesJc

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>tfw no cute monoeye gf

>>9805351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlhn6uz1J1k Hope you guys like it

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>>9805351
https://youtu.be/Np8CYBL1DCs

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>>9805355

please give me holly draw requests

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>ywn get to rub your hands down her sides and over her hips and tummy, making her flustered and sweaty from the attention

>>9805410
This was shit parody 2 dragibus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YyB-z617vw

I am going to drink retard tears when it turns out Carnelian and Skinny reappear

>>9805427
thats an interesting gem

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>>9805427
fucken sick

>>9805456
holly working out

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>>9805214

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Here's the official ranking of gem thiccnes

Sugillite>Rose>Garnet>Jasper>Rainbow Quartz>Sardonyx>Opal>Blue Diamond>Amethyst

This ranking is unchangeable. Everyone else is a fat bitch or a godamn pencil. Sorry but it's true.

>>9805429
>implying she may not have 2 eyes

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The creative part of our brain, and the part that makes us "sentient" is interesting. Despite it being a hindrance to our survival and instincts, and slowing evolution, still manages to increase our capabilities. Despite some parts being useless to our survival, evolution doesn't seem keen on removing the parts. I suppose it is what separates us from other beings.

If we could balance it better with the logical side of us we could live up to our potential.
Sadly, it seems we are losing balance, and focusing more on creativity than on logic.

There is inherently nothing wrong with being creative. It is when you choose it over logic that it becomes a problem.

>>9805427
That's pretty good

>>9805456
Holly reading fanfiction about her

>>9805456
holly being molested by an amethyst putting her hands inside hollys uniform

>>9805461
They did the live show in 2003, the song you posted was made in 2004.

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Post gem puss

galaxy if youre here can you post all the lewd zircons youve made? i only have 1 in my folder and i found it on rule34

>>9805456
Holly get brain damage and how she is polly in meme barn doing meme things like retard with green guano

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>>9805492
she better, or I'm burning down CN HQ and lynching the crewniverse

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>>9805351
reminded me of pic related

>>9805456
Holly being subordinate to Aquamarine and being happy about it, or at least trying to be.

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>>9805531

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>>9805531
heart amy's voice in a boston accent

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>>9805548
Do you want a separate image dump, or all of them in one big image?

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>>9805531

>>9805597
separate image dump, please

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>>9805531

>>9805520
Its not make them less peace of shit.

>>9805351
I don't even like Connie, but this is still probably one of my favorite tracks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RD5pTxXCXE

>>9805634
Please repeat that in English.

>>9805643
私のお尻には現在ペニスがあります

>>9805659
jaja yo también

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>>9805633
eeeewwww qhy her pussy like thaaaat

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Reposting these crossovers before I head out.

Steven Universe/Kingdom Hearts (Warning: Contains OCs)
>Kingdom Hearts: Radiant Shores: http://archiveofourown.org/works/9162724/chapters/20804722
>The Gem Homeworld v. Outworlders: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11137449/chapters/24851613
>NEW! Griffin's First Mission: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10991052/chapters/24479088

Ratchet and Clank/Steven Universe
>Ratchet and Clank: The Family Gems - http://archiveofourown.org/works/10936188/chapters/24330942

Feel free to leave any feedback on 'em, I'll still be keeping an eye on the thread.

>>9805563

You don't even know where CN's HQ is.

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>>9805531

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>>9805531

>>9805493
what's so great about logic

What could be worse than barn?

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Gems should cook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rq8oZLsoL0
Have this song listen to it or don't

>>9805731
This is actually's funny

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>>9805738

>>9805738
When fun comes out? An multimply toulets?

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>>9805719
how dare you even ask such a question

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>>9805675
>You don't even know where CN's HQ is.
>GPS doesn't exist
go to bed Becky

>>9805750
Dont make fun of domestic violence

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>>9805395

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>>9805719
logic is the thing that allows us to be reasonable, it is one of the greatest achievements of the brain.

It is what keeps us from walking outside naked and jumping of a bridge.

And much more. But that alone should be sufficient.

What does Gem pussy feel like?

>>9805758
Dat feel when you cat eat but cant shit. It must be hard 2 pick out all the food and not let a piece rot inside

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>>9805477
just now realizing you probably meant some goofy 80s workout stuff

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>>9805531

>>9805841
>It is what keeps us from walking outside naked and jumping of a bridge.
my leash does that well enough

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>>9805351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcExq19PHBU&index=4&list=PL6akIKaXBeU3hPzULIPfnFptaAsnEdNMN

>>9805841
Logic says all is pointless. We are all going 2 die. Why 2 do anything just lay and rot. Your existance is nothing

>>9805867
Like a rock.

>>9805867
jagged rocks and space std

>>9805351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1JZCCeVzn0

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>>9805867
So sharp it'll rip your dick apart.

>>9805906
What happens if you get a space std?

>>9805738
>>9805758
kyute af

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>>9805900
That is why i suggest a balance between the creative, feeling side and the logical, colder side.

Most people however prefer the creative side, unfortunately.

>>9805900
you're not going far enough. If irreversibility of entropy is a fact - and all evidence seems to point in that direction, AND logic says we follow evidence - then all your worldly achievements are gonna be permanently erased and leave 0 effect on the universe one day.
So it's even more pointless.

This show would be vastly improved by live scorpions.

https://youtu.be/zJ3gD-zwKN8
brush your teeth for Deedee

>>9805875
kinda but this is good, thanks anon

>>9805803
lmaooo why dont they just leave nigga hahahahaha just walk away nigga hahahahahaha just get divorced hahahha

>>9805942
well duh what wouldn't

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I want to make Blue Zircon smile and help her with her work.
Then we can snuggle.

>>9805923
Your dick turns blue and becomes literally hard like a rock.

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remove xenos

>>9805969
Oh god is there a cure?

>>9805959
The dead scorpion show.

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>>9805975
No

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our little family has grown so much

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>>9805577

>>9805738
I like the idea of Topaz learning to do cute mundane things with Lapis encouraging her, while Aqua and Peridot have screeching contests in the background.

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>>9806006
yes, you fucking abomination

>>9806007
/r/ good quality

>>9806000
Only known cure is just a rumor. They say you need to stick your dick in a blue Gem in order to be cured.

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>>9806007
Reminder, everybody but Jasper

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>>9805479

>>9806032
you wont find it in this show

>>9806001
FUCK you win again anon, you clever bastard.
One day I'll show you.

>>9805358
>0:20

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>>9806032
If you mean a smoother gif then no this is the original format.

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>>9806029
Or else what fuccboi?

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>>9805490
Rose is Obese, Jasper is thicc

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>>9806067
or else we burn your micropenis """""empire""""" to the fucking ground

>>9806045
because she's shit and dead

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>>9805830

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>>9805531

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>>9806081
I'd like to see you try.

So what would happen if tyranids arrived on homeworld?

>>9806081
But Warhammer has a bunch of pansy bois in hyper compensation power armor.

>>9806122
>>9806081
True, they do have micropenises and use fatass armor and war to make up for it.

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>>9805351

>>9806120
There nothing to eat. They will die of hunger. All tyranids doomed btw. They cant even feed themselfs

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BD redemption when?

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>>9805633
Jesus christ

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>>9806184
when she gets BARNED

>>9806115
hm, lets see
>gem """""empire""""- 57 planets
>pathetic quartz """""soldiers""""" that dont even follow orders
>tiny wierd hands with one gun
vs
>Imperium- 100000000 planets
>multiple leigon of armored meatslabs that follow order to the letter
>wave upon wave of guardsman
>flying 1km long death cathedrals that have massive cannons lining its sides
diamonds BTFO

>>9806184

When she gets her hair cut

>>9806122
the guardsman are the real heroes, the space marines just take all the credit.
we die standing

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>>9806196
>>9806146
>>9806122
>>9806115
theres no need to fight

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How well would he fare on Homeworld?

>>9806209
what is this

>>9806196

Yeah but diamonds are hot

>>9805332
barn barn barn get back in the barn barn barn barn barn

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>>9805351
Little bit of Tripod.
https://3pod.bandcamp.com/track/santa-fe
(no youtube video of the song)

>>9806209
what am I looking at

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>>9806225
>YD and the Emperor
Fucking scrub

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>>9805955
>>9805509
i tired

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>>9805563
They better fuse!!!

>>9806226
he shatters everyone

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>>9806242
die die die go to hell and die die die die die

>>9806257
*tried

>>9806248
>not giant goldan man and giant golden woman
shit taste, my dude

>>9806226
If he could get the feather/cape thingy he'd be good cuz infinite flying, but I don't know what he would want to do there.

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>>9806248
>YD with anyone
she'd be to busy hitting the weed silly

>>9806227
>>9806246
Dinobot's dino-cock.

>>9806271
what the fuck is this a MAD magazine variant of SU

>>9806248

small dude x giant women

my type of thing good ship

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>>9806257
amazing

>>9806279
he runs to the right

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>>9806293
>implying gems have a respiratory system

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>>9805618
http://imgur.com/a/tVtGE

Here's as many of my Zircons (i left out the obsolete "Moonstone" drawings) as I could find, there's probably one or two pictures missing but someone might have them.

>For people who requested
http://imgur.com/a/9I63q
Here's a dump of all of the OC requests I've done so far (couldn't find Milky Quartz)

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If OK KO doesnt air till August and got leaks already I hope we get some leaks soon
Im thirsty for some leaks

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Everyone look, I found Pink Pearl.

>>9806317
>YD has nostril in pic
So is that just there for fashion or?

>>9806342
That's a man. Men can't be gems.

>>9806225
>tfw YD and E will never cuddle and laugh at other far more worthless xenos races
feels bad man

>>9806325
>dat preg zircon
mmmm i love me some preg gems

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>>9806325
thank you, you wonderful human being

>>9806263
I want this as much as I want Stars

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Cluster must not be stopped

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>>9806356
Ever heard of A E S T H E T I C S before?

>>9806360
He plays a woman sometimes.

>>9806360
He isnt a man.....
He is a god

Who is tooney?

>>9806394
Oh shit I never thought about that.

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>>9806394
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT

>>9806361
if the impeirum and HW joined forces, how would the two interact?
would a peridot and a tech priest be paired together
would guardsman and quartz fight?

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so
how many people you know are in prison now

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>>9806361

>>9806479
none yet, but for a few i feel like it's only a matter of time

>>9806483
she's reading for the d

>>9806472
Gems will like evil machine spirit to them that must be shattered

>>9806325
I love both of these.

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>>9806479
Surprisingly none.
I know a bunch of people who've died, though.

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I kind of don't want to kill myself right now. Hopefully that lasts a while.

>>9806431
old, old ass drawfag from the early /co/ threads
he did some quality shit
he just came back not too long ago

>>9806472
heres how i picture a tech priest and a peridot
>*BINARY SCREECHING*
>I KNOW THAT YOU CLOD
>*BINARY SCREECHING
>YEAH WELL.... YOUR DUMB
>*BINARY SCREECHING*
>s-shut up

I wanted to shitpost, but I don't have pictures of worst ship.
Could you post some?

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>>9806479
None!

>>9806431
/co/ drawfag

>>9806461
A storyboard artist said that gems have no internal organs. That air wouldnt go anywhere, considering the gems' bodies are projections, there are no cells that need to be energized. If a gem were to create a respiratory system, they would need to construct a cardiovascular system as well, which would prove useless.

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>>9806490
you know you want to
just give in and accept the big E

>>9806537
That's good. Keep that attitude up!

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>>9806479
4

>>9806568
>they would need to construct a cardiovascular system as well, which would prove useless.

And they have, Gems have blood but they don't bleed.

I've always wondered how do gems blush?

>>9806601
fuck you

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>>9806431
he did this recently

>>9806607
Jeez just a question.

>>9806601
Upon feeling an emotion that would require blushing, their gems react and change the hue of their facial skin'

>>9806431
a faggot

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>>9806571

>>9806479
None

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>>9806571
40k edited ver

>>9806639
you cant hide it
i can see it,
you two love eachother

>>9806600
The purpose of blood is to carry oxygen, glucose, and other minerals to cells in order to emergize them. Gems do not have cells, therefore they have no purpose for blood.
Where did you get this fake news from anon?

>>9806623
But how do they feel without a brain?

>>9806479
Just my mom and all of the surviving members of her book club.

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Okay, so I finally got the whole negative mass thing figured out:

Basically, any positive mass interacting with any negative mass is bad fucking news. No matter what the force in question is, a positive and negative object will work like a fucking troll physics magnet car (is anyone old enough to get that reference) and accelerate each other arbitrarily close to the speed of light forever

On top of that. if you have enough positive and negative mass particles that you can have a meaningful measurement of temperature things are going to get worse, since now you have matter heating up at an accelerating rate until it reaches the plank temperature at which point every photon coming off that white-hot glow will be a black hole in its own right. Of course this is kind of offset by the fact that now the negative-mass substance will be shooting out white holes: which emit unlimited energy and heat and cannot be entered even by light

Fucking christ!

>>9806490
Why is YD so angry at the egyptian god of the laws of man and nature?

>>9806658
well gems are dumb as shit, so that explains alot

>>9806624
he's galaxy's faggot

>>9806479
One
The guy that used to bully me in middle school is in prison for drug dealing

>>9806647
horus pls go and stay go

>>9806479
1, my aunt for bank robbing

What if you kick Peridot in the cunt?

>>9806601
Some of the hard light in their face changes color when they feel certain emotions.
They do this to convey emotions, and were designed to do so because I guess the species that originally created gems also blushed.

>>9806479
You know, I think there is one guy I went to school with. He had huge family trouble, was adopted, the adoptive family never loved him, he turned to drugs and gangs and ended up in a correctional facility. I think he is in adult prison now, but I have not had direct contact with him in a decade. Meanwhile his twin brother found god and became a door-to-door preacher, I think.

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Gems should take anger management classes instead of destroying cities out of hatred.

>>9806671
galaxy is a faggot as well

>>9806655
>Where did you get this fake news from anon?

IIRC, it was mentioned on Ian's Twitter.

But that's beside the point, Gems have blushed in the show and that requires blood.

>>9806719
Nah, SU humans deserve death.

>>9806692
She has none

>>9806646
Zach needs to stop being a slut

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>>9806719
fuck off

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>>9806535
>>9806555
>>9806643
really that's weird
>>9806594
there's my guy, what'd they do
>>9806662
haha cool
>>9806674
nice
>>9806685
did she wear a costume and use a freeze ray
>>9806709
well ain't that a kick in the shortpants

i know a handful of pedophiles
well i don't know em anymore on account of the prison and the pedophilia

>>9806726
we're all faggots now come here and give me my kiss fag

>>9806727
See
>>9806701

>>9806658
Their gem is their brain

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>>9806726
You rang?

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What happened to all the sciencefags on /sug/? am I the only one left?

>>9806701
Gems still confuse me with how just a simple stone can project hardlight but fuck it

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>>9806743
LGBT gets the AC/DC

>>9806740
she had a gun that made people not move anymore, but I don't think it was a freeze ray

>>9806751
But it's just a rock?

>>9806756

I'm still here.

>>9806740
All the people I know are actually decentish people that wouldn't do stupid shit.

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>>9806740
>perifag is massreplying
drop fucking dead

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Use this to break into CN and tell us what happens

>>9806727
They're conveying their emotions by changing the color of their upper cheeks. Why does pearl blush blue, hmmm?

>>9805884
Mmm.... yes, My Diamond.

>>9806759
Who said they were simple stones?
It's more likely that they're little computers that look like gems.

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>>9806196
The other nerds are hilarious, but your entire empire together couldn't even scratch the massive.

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>>9806296

>>9806768
A sapient rock!

>>9806756
Bio fag here

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>>9806775
love you too, guy

>>9806787
the imperiums finest could kick your xenos ass

>>9806740
>i know a handful of pedophiles
>well i don't know em anymore on account of the prison and the pedophilia
see people, that's why loli porn is good.
if you're a pedo, you can jerk off to cartoon loli slut instead of going out and raping little girls.
When will you learn

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>>9806537
I almost don't, that's pretty good.

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OH NO! IT'S DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE! AND HE'S ABOUT TO PREFORM THE DIAMOND CUTTER

>>9806740
Old "friends" I cut contact with for personal reasons. Lived in a shitty neighborhood so gangs were a thing and I guess they were trying to impress the local one. Only reason I found out was because someone I followed on instagram posted one of their mugshots with the usual "FREE MY NIGGA (insert name)" and I looked them up on the public records and lo and behold all 4 of their mugshots next to each other. If I remember correctly they stole a car along with breaking and entering with a weapon.

>>9806777
Im already calling a police.

>suddenly sugar was kicked off
>new eps were never release

Hey peridoodle, can I fuck you?

>>9806787
the emperor is taller and more majestic than the tallest

>>9806850
kys

>>9806850
>being nice to a perigfag
die

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>>9806729
Gems should go through with their warped hate filled intentions and burn the human race to the ground.

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>>9806108
I fucking love upskirts. It's a damn shame so few people draw them.

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>>9806787
>invader zim

>>9806863
Peridoodle doesn't even watch the show.

>>9806857
>>9806863
Nobody will die stop saying this

>>9806881
kys

>>9806875
>bushmallet
drink paint thinner

>>9806863
I'm not trying to be nice, I just want to fuck it.

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>>9806733
No
No, he needs to continue

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>tfw keep sadposting night after night

>>9806783
They call them gemstones so I assume they're stones

>>9806794
source me please

How do i get hot older gf anons

>>9806907
get the fuck out, faggot

>>9806907
>tfw keep shitposting night after night
>tfw nobody cares

>>9806922
by hanging yourself

>>9806907
You can try suicide if you don't want keep being like that

Nobody will die. N O B O D Y

>>9805351
https://youtu.be/9p2W9IdqBUU

>>9806897
while we're on fucking it, can anybody explain why are there so many fucking sluts among SU fans?
I draw shitty porn and post it on tumblr, and every other week I get private messages from random women (mostly landwhales, but not all) who make smalltalk for 5 minutes and then proceed to casually talk about their masturbation practices and offer to show their nudes.

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>>9806902
I'm waiting for his nudes to get leaked

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>>9806907
>tfw try optimisticposting and it never helps anyone
and you could have it all

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>>9806895
Dude. If you're as desperate for upskirts as I am, you'll accept Bowel Movement's stuff.

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>>9806875
Sugar likes them too, she should do more of that.

>>9806875
who made this edit?

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>>9806875

>>9806933

omw

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>>9806895
no

>>9806954
excuse me

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>>9806877
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!

>>9806960
Nobody loves you lapidork

>>9806960
I don't think that's spats, bro. I'm pretty sure it's just dress shade.

>>9806907
Pearl you emo move on

>>9806964

Man... I miss the days of Monkey's Paw type requests. I don't see them so often now.

>>9806936
I wish I had the courage to
I really thought about doing it this morning but I pussied out

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>>9806970
>people honestly like his """""art"""""
disgusting

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>>9806988
Oh you know exactly what this is

It's sugar time baby

>>9807018
>his

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Do Diamonds know that it rains diamonds on Neptune and Saturn?

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>>9806989
Why are you such a dork?

>>9806994
Even better, I can keep pretending she's naked.

>>9807010
Do not worry you can mastery only by trying. In one day you be lucky in your suicide

>>9807030
>her

>>9806961
I did.

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She loves watching him sleep

>>9807052
sugar needs to be blacklisted just for this

>>9807052
RAWR xD I R SO EMO!!!

>>9807050
nice, thanks anon

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>>9807052
I'd freak out if Rebecca actually saw Steven Sugar as he slept

Ay what gem is the biggest thot?

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2goffik4me

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>>9807018
If I could find a better artist that does these kinds of art, I would abandon BM so fast.

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>>9807079
On Earth no one like her

>>9807078
>implying she didn't do that to him every night
>implying she isn't still doing it to this day

what if the official peridot twitter kept trying to ERP with you in private messages

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>>9807028
>>9807052
>>9807065
>>9807083

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>>9807018
blushmallet's style is ok, but she doesn't know jack fucking squat about anatomy, does not even try, has no idea what a pussy looks like (somehow) AND gets all MUH PROPERTY when people post her art on other sites
2/10 artist rating.

>>9806954
How shitty are we talking here?
Shitty like Blushmallet, or shitty like you do it all in ms paint?

>>9807083
i r not like other girls!!!!! x3

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>>9807079
idk but i no who the biggest fuckboi is

Lapis has no tits. Lapis has no ass.

>>9807078
I bet she tried to touch his penis in his sleep. Many times.

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>>9807116
No offense to Rebecca by posting these. Whenever I get reminded of these I can't help but post them.

>>9807137
yet she's full of sass.

>>9806994
I'm pretty sure you're blind if you think that in any way matches the contours of her dress.

im on /cpd/ listening to police radio with /pol/
really comfy

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>>9807137
Lapis has a penis. She is a cute boy.

>>9805319

What ya mean by this?

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Can anyone make webm files out of these?

http://ipleadthefilth.tumblr.com/tagged/pounding+sand+wip/chrono

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>>9807079
>>9807133
>thot
>fuckboi

cringe

>>9807169
no it's fucking shit