HG Thread
it's 4:20 lmao
>>9798321
it's 10:20PM you fucking mong
Post the list
>>9798336
You don't mean...
THE list?!?
>>9798321
3:20.
>>9798336
Hoshi
Junko
LF
KK
Adachi
Kamina
Yukine
Seth
Okabe
Jude
Rin
Baron
Ramsay
Yuno
Cirno
Asgore
Aussa
Garnet
DDD
Reigen
Red
Tricky
Martin
Ash
Alfred
Kaito
Vino
Kuga
Wiggins
Luci
>>9798321
But it's 5:22
I see these mistakes made all the time so I made you dumbasses a guide.
Simple guide to HG for dumbasses:
>1. Link new threads at least 3 times
Only faggots religiously lurk the threads, make links obvious.
When people miss games they get bored and shitpost your games.
>2. Link the posted game roster, your original entry, and your intended swap when swapping.
Nobody cares about your obscure-as-fuck autistic weeaboo entry bullshit.
Make the host's life easier so he doesn't have to figure out who the fuck you are, you arrogant retard.
>3. Attach at least some kind of picture when swapping out your filler
Anon swaps are and should be rightfully ignored.
>4. Everybody's roleplay sucks
You're in HG. This is babbeh's first RP community, fucking Gaia Online has better roleplayers than most of this shit so don't bitch.
>5. Standards are the only cancer
If you're having fun, fuck the haters. If you're having fun shitposting, fuck the haters. If you're having fun doing something else, Godspeed.
>6. People can and will completely ignore you unless you attach a cute anime girl to your posts
Pic related
>7. You are only here because you have failed at other, objectively more relevant forms of human interaction
Accept your inherent shittiness.
>>9798364
Also include a fucking gender if it's ambiguous
>>9798359
>Oh hi anon
>>9798364
Whose pasta was this anyway?
>>9798373
Also make sure gender is either male or female. Because there are only TWO FUCKING GENDERS!!!!!!!!
>shitposter wall of text
Guess I'll go play vidya.
>Shitposter drew Junko away
wtf I love shitposters now
>>9798364
What if I'm only here to get my daily hunger game fix since it's banned everywhere else?
>>9798406
Kys Junko
>>9798359
And this is a list of what exactly
>>9798411
It's not banned on /b/ though?
So, have all the hosts died? Because I don't see hosts here asking for tributes.
>>9798433
That place disgusts me. I can deal with trash.
>>9798359
>>9798336
Fyxe
Seth
Eric
Kamina
Lenny
Dedede
Garnet
Craig
Asgore
Reigen
Aikawa
Adachi
Guts
Sol
Anon
hey do me a solid and don't host right now im making dinner
>Aron :Fyxe... No soporto verte por mucho más.
>Fyxe: W-what are you talking about?
>Aron: Me refiero a que... Te deseo, mi amor.
>Fyxe: A-aron...I love you too, bésame.
Kill me.
SOL, WHEN IS MUGEN
>>9798464
>ftw game will almost always pop up the moment you decide to leave for 5 minutes after hanging around for a while.
>>9798468
The fuck is this?
>>9798440
I can but it will be a /co/de
>>9798468
>When you fall in love with an ava
I'd laugh at you but it happened to me too.
>>9798510
How low can you get
>>9798468
>tfw Aron will never love you
>>9798524
If my life wasn't shitty I wouldn't be here anon.
>>9798468
What Soap Opera is this?
>>9798542
>wanting bolin to love you
Need a game? A /co/de game?
>>9798567
>>9798542
>obscure ass third-worlder spic
Feels good
>>9798572
Yes please.
>>9798572
Yes
>>9798572
Sure
>>9798582
>he doesn't know bolins IRL name
>>9798461
You rang?
>>9798616
Different Aron.
>>9798628
No, it's just a list of host who have hosted this week.
All hosts are "thanks for hosting-tier" in my heart
>>9798642
Yeah
>>9798642
No biggie.
>>9798642
I don't see a problem with it. Go ahead.
>>9798642
YES
>>9798643
Bless your heart.
Give me a few minutes then. If you give me a kissu during the entry I'll make a wincard if you win.
>>9798707
eat shit and die.
>>9798719
Duke Nukem pls
>>9798719
>kissu in German
>>9798707
Ohohoho, if you wanted one, all you needed was to ask!
>>9798662
>pets the dragon girl on her head.
>>9798643
>>tfw so irrelevant my game got forgotten
>>9798763
>Her head is pushed down very slightly as her head is pet
Everyone really seems to like doing this. It's kinda weird, but also appreciated.
>>9798510
Could be worse. You could have fallen for the avafag themselves but have no chance in hell.
Give me 24 or 36
>>9798808
Reigen Arataka
>>9798769
You hosted a game? When? How many times? Why was I not there for it?
>tfw missed a Gas coin game
>>9798808
Nepper
>>9798808
Gascoigne
>>9798808
Lenny
>kissu
>>9798808
Naoe Yamato
>>9798808
Big Pajeet
>>9798808
Seiga Kaku
>kissu
>>9798808
Draco
>>9798808
Zer0
>>9798808
Ridley
>>9798808
Ririchiyo
>>9798808
Len
>>9798808
Night Dog
>>9798808
Fumo Ahri
>>9798808
>>9798814
>smoochu
>>9798808
le knight man
>>9798808
>Kissus
I forgot about that. Sorry.
>>9798808
Flandre Scarlet
>>9798808
Merak
>>9798808
Mikun
>>9798808
Emi
>>9798808
Starman
>>9798808
Gun girl
>>9798808
Baki
>>9798808
primetime blogposter
>>9798808
Zero
>>9798808
Uraraka Ochako
>>9798808
Flake
>"I-If I kiss the host I'll get a bonus reward should I win? That's a bit of a gamble... I haven't had much luck in these games and I especially don't have any experience... kissing."
>Flake's cheeks go red.
>"Am I really considering this...?"
...
>The woofer leans in and gives the host a quick kissu on the cheek, then immediately runs away.
>>9798808
Robert Wyatt
>>9798808
highroad Adachi
>>9798808
Nah
>>9798845
okay that's actually kinda cute and I want one
>>9798808
>>9798865
>kissu
>>9798808
Sergeant Feels
>>9798816
Post the full image
>>9798853
>>9798808
>kissu
>I have nothing left to lose either way.
>>9798816
>>9798808
Dunno why you get so many kissus, but I guess I'll play along~
>Chu
>>9798918
I-It isn't cropped!
>>9798898
All plushies are cute in their own way. As for finding that one, try google. I think it was a custom made one.
>>9798808
Ranma Saotome
Few more
>>9798940
Sure. You pervert.
>>9798952
Fortune Teller
>Kissu
Baron
>>9798952
HEY VSAUCE
>>9798952
Ayaya
>>9798955
I'm noooooooot a pervert!
>>9798952
Sliver Queen
Do what you want
>>9798982
ily nepper
>>9799008
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9799011
>>9798989
>>9798959
>>9799008
Let's go! Let's do our best, Zero, primetime blogposter.
>>9799027
>>9799008
>>9799008
May the best win!
>>9799008
A slaughter again.
No mistakes like the last time.
It is time to kill.
>>9799008
Ecли yж и пoпaдaть, тo пo-пoлнoй!
>>9798808
Lum!
>kissu
>>9799035
u da bes
>>9799008
>>9798877
>>9798989
>>9799011
You're a cutie, anon.
>>9799008
Worth a shot.
Oh yeah almost forgot. *kissu*
>>9799008
>Flake is probably ready to fight. She's too flustered from the kissu to tell.
>>9799008
Remember to treat each other with respect~
>>9799008
>>9799050
Someone beat me to it. So swap Zero for >>9798990
>>9799008
I'm ready when you are.
>>9799008
I dunno about the rest of you, but I'm ready to bust some heads! Let's go!
>>9799068
Ah....wow. Haha, didn't expect someone to just yell that. I'm pretty sure Nep likes girls though anon.
what happened to yukine?
>>9799118
Finally killed himself, I hope.
>>9799118
He "quit". So most likely he is taking a break and returning as a "newfag".
>>9799122
oh shit nobody cares
>>9799069
We are flattered to be your second choice.
>Really though, thanks.
>>9799122
Kamina has really gone too far.
>>9799027
Thank you, Sir. I hope I won't let you down!
>>9799068
Noooooo deal.
>>9799107
W-Why do you think that!?
>>9799150
>>9799150
WOLFFUCKER.
AWOO AWOO
fuck me bitch
>>9799159
Broken events already
>>9799162
Keep that up anon and you'll be forever going solo.
No one likes those who spread baseless rumors.
>>9799152
Nep you've turned down every guy that has made a pass at you and you're constantly "cuddling" with your friends. You don't do a very good job at hiding it.
>>9799173
Public transport is always a bore.
>>9799173
>Flake sits all the way at the back of the bus and looks out the window during the bus ride.
>>9799173
So much for no commentary.
>>9799173
>Zer0 uses his cloaking ability to silently steal the ticket from Rirchiyo's pocket, retreating before the effect wears off.
>>9799173
>>9799184
Suz has a better body anyway.
>>9799173
>"Death" in the bloodbath
>
>>9799173
C'mon, mysterious other player. We have people to meet and puyo to pop.
>>9799184
People would like you more if you'd spread your legs more.
>>9799210
A less stealthy crime,
but still just as effective.
Your life will be next.
>>9799210
Quick! Everyone make a cool pose! We'll have this be our team page banner!
>>9799210
(O-Oh god, j-just smile and don't blink)
>>9799185
There was one guy that I... err.. l-let's not talk about that.
>>9799225
Well, that's just your opinion. You probably just think that way because I haven't been anywhere near you.
>>9799239
I will do no such thing Anon.
>>9799210
>>9799210
Tch...
>"Damnit! I just wanted to know where the love tunnel was. I wanted to ride it, you know... by myself... Maybe have someone put beside me, in the dark. I'm sure that would've made me feel a little comfortable. Enough to converse with someone at least!"
>Flake turns and lets her cape smack the man in the face.
Useless...
>>9799210
>>9799254
>Uraraka strikes her best heroic pose before the photo is taken.
>>9799278
That's your BEST hero pose?
>>9799270
Let them approach me.
None will ever stand a chance.
Blood pours on the ground.
>>9799210
So we're supposed to keep our hands and feet inside the ride, but what about wings and tail?
>>9799270
...
>"It was really nice of him to find this spot, but what am I supposed to say?"
>Flake fidgets uncomfortably.
>>9799258
HM?! Oh ho ho Nepgear. You can't just tease me with juicy info like that and then run away. Out with it Nep~
>>9799270
Alright, that should do it. Now as long as I don't recreate Final Destination 3 it should be f-
>>9799271
>The biggest twist
>>9799278
Hell yeah! That's how it's done!
>>9799229
Why must you die in the BB before my entry can get events with you...
>>9799270
What!? But I didn't do anything wrong! He's the one you should be escorting out!
>>9799270
Forbidden love is the best kind of love.
>>9799210
>>9799274
I don't know where that ride is, this is my first time at this park so yeah s-
>Then the Sgt gets hit in the face by the cape. Surprisingly, it stuns him for a second.
Best not to let the security find me here after closing hours.
>On that note, Feeos runs off and hides up in a tree and sleeps there for the night.
>>9799270
>>9799303
You're just as annoyed as I am, mystery tribute. I'm sorry...
>>9799351
...
>Lick lick.
>>9799351
Are you trying to poison me? I'm not that stupid.
>>9799352
>mystery tribute
But my tribute is you, only plushier.
>>9799351
>Fucking dies
>>9799351
Generosity?
I require no handouts.
Just targets to kill.
>>9799380
>
>>9799351
It's not you. It's me..but it's mostly you strange nude guy. I'm in for the ladies only.
>>9799380
>>9799387
this distresses me even more now.
She's just too cute.
>>9799404
>gives you an Ahri snack and an ear scritch.
There will be more chances. Don't be sad.
>>9799351
>>9799387
I like these plushes and I want one
Ahri is pretty cool desu
>>9799424
>Happily accepts ear scritch and tucks the Ahri snack away for later.
>>9799428
>Zer0 places all the food he got using Seiga's money next to the sleeping human.
Better hands than mine.
>>9799428
>Flake chooses a bed and lies down facing the wall.
>"Uggh... I can't sleep. This is going to be an awkward night, I can tell. She hasn't said a word and neither have I. She's probably just like me; bad with people. I guess that makes her the ideal room mate but it also makes it a whole lot more awkward!"
>The wolf pulls the covers all the way over her head.
>"Pleasedon'ttalktomepleasedon'ttalktome... Pretendtosleep pretendtosleep...!"
>>9799445
Agreed
>>9799284
I'm working on it...
>>9799428
>>9799478
>Flake just stands there shivering in front of it as a car of screaming guests flies in front of her.
Kek.
>checks YGA
>Bullet Club won 2 games in a row.
Holy shit you guys.
>>9799478
Oh, you dare me to... TOOO WHAT?! No way!
>>9799512
Rigging for Monochrome was deemed obsolete. Bullet club got the rigged wins.
>>9799478
Eh this place isn't all that exciting honestly. Total waste of time.
>>9799478
>>9799531
>Flake hasn't broken out of her fear-induced trance yet.
>>9799522
Who was it that won specifically?
>Archer (mobile)
>>9799522
Last game Monochrome had like two entries right?
>>9799300
I have no reason to tell you~
Is there a webm hosting site? I want to share a funny webm but there's no posting webm with audio on /trash/.
>>9799541
Adachi
>>9799544
IIRC two of them arrived late and another one left them
>>9799266
I fucked her. and I'll fuck you.
and my opinion won't change
>>9799547
You're not BN. Go away so BN may come back.
>>9799541
Adachi
And stop missing all the games pls
>>9799558
gifycat
>>9799544
I was too slow...
>>9799531
>>9799531
>Uraraka drops the money as soon as she's caught. Her shaking hands are barely able to mantain her relaxed.
I just... Wanted to give my family a better life. I didn't want to do this. I won't do it again, please do-
>And then she was arrested. It's a crime after all. Perhaps she's going to get suspended from school as well.
>>9799569
Spike?
>tfw you will never be a stupid HG cuck that lurks the threads all weekend instead of actually getting pussy
Have a good weekend of being stupid cucks, HG shitters.
>>9799544
>((blame Captcha.))
>>9799547
Ah.....dammit you're right. Ok, is there any possible way I can convince you to tell me?
>>9799540
Is this dog ok?
>>9799569
Oh you will? That's cute. I have no intention of sleeping with you Anon.
But keep dreaming.
>>9799531
Your stupidity
resulted in your downfall.
It amuses me.
>>9799588
>Zero guts the security guard with his blade and proceeds to leave of his own accord.
>>9799588
>>9799616
>The dog is absolutely not okay.
>>9799588
>>9799620
Who said a word about sleeping?
I just want a good fucking, that's all.
>>9799629
>>9799657
A deep dicking?
>>9799657
You're forward. I'll give you that. That's all I'll give you though.
Put forth a little effort, please. Otherwise I'm just going to be bored.
>>9799626
S-should I try to help it? It looks so sad and scared.
>He cups his hands
HEY YOU ALRIGHT?
>>9799582
I want the audio to stay though...
>>9799683
>Flake is currently being carried away on a stretcher by park employees.
>>9799579
Oho? That's harsh, BP.
>>9799616
hmm... nooope.
>>9799686
Mymixtape I think?
>>9799663
>>9799657
>>9799669
If flees are your thing then go for it
>>9799682
A little action you say?
>the anon dives in for a kiss, grabbing your back with one arm while the other hand makes its way up your legs
You asked for this babe.
>ERP shit
Welp
>>9799694
>He runs over
I'll remember you forever dog. I would've liked to pet you at some point. Since you're dead now this will be the friendship that never was.
>>9799695
You're killing me Nep.
>>9799695
>Punches
>>9799730
what
>>9799580
I work late... I'll try to get my archer pics on my phone. So I can work post.
>>9799740
Look at the anon above my previous post
>>9799711
>>9799753
Winner wwinner
>>9799751
He's just a horndog looking for a quick bone
>>9799767
>Congratulations!
>Thanks for hosting!
>>9799767
Pfffltlffftttfffffft
>>9799767
Congratulations.
>>9799780
Thank you.
>>9799767
Congratulations
>>9799780
Thanks for hosting
>>9799753
>>9799767
Winning from a luxury hotel? Lucky. Thanks host!
>>9799767
Congrats and thanks for hosting!
>>9799767
>>9799780
Congrats, Ava. And thank you for hosting.
>>9799717
>As he moves in for the kiss, the kitsune quickly puts a hand between their lips, curling her fingers to dig her nails into the Anon's cheeks.
>Her tails pick up, whipping around as she chortles.
Oh... You're off to an interesting start, dearie, but no. Back. Off.
>>9799795
>Thank you!
>>9799780
Thank you for hosting!
>>9799767
Congratulations.
>>9799795
>cat.png
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHE'S A FOX!
>>9799780
I can't believe I got knocked so quickly...oh whatever, I won't lose next time.
Thanks for doin' this by the way...even though I placed horribly.
>>9799793
You busy right now?
>>9799767
Congratulations!
Thank you very much for hosting, it was fun to watch!
>>9799812
>>9799809
i found this lying around in a folder if you want it
>>9799780
Thanks for coming in our time of need.
>>9799811
I'll be seeing you again soon my love. And don't even think that I won't have you one way or another
WHO'S READY FOR SOME CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY?!
>>9799767
>>9799780
I-I won?! I mean...of course I won. Thank you for hosting.
>>9799824
I have plans in an hour, but I don't have anything scheduled at the moment.
>>9799858
why do u do this when my connection is so slow
>>9799795
How many you have left?
>>9799857
You're more than welcome to try, Anon. You'll never get anywhere though, so continue to dream.
>>9799882
TOO BAD! EVERYBODY ELSE, GET IN HERE!
http://pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=138
Server: Dickfingers
Password: forthegames
>>9799863
>lifts skirt
>>9799858
Oh fuck i came on at just the right moment
>>9799695
It's you?
But... how? You're so different.
>>9799858
>B-But NTT
I need a broom for later tonight.
>>9799948
You finally accepted being gay huh
Beep
>>9799948
Can't you just use a dildo like a normal person?
>>9799948
I wonder what this is code for
>>9799852
>kissu
>>9799971
kek
>>9799974
It's code for my city's basketball team is about to get swept in the final series.
>>9800010
The cavs?
>>9800026
Yes.
Swept.
It's even raining here.
>>9800024
Ninetales is cute/handsome
>>9800024
Pokemon got them both
TLHG btfo, I know they're here right now
>>9800010
>giving a shit about pro ball
top kek dach
>>9800033
I don't into NBA, but good luck my man.
>>9799844
>It's pretty cool, I'll save it. Thank you, anon!
>>9800010
Rest in peace Dachi. I'll remember you.
>>9800024
Obtained by a Ninetails?
Well I always knew we were too good to be true.
>>9799981
>She puts an arm around the anon and brings them in next to her. Then she puts one of her wings around their body to encase them.
>>9800046
I watch all of my city's pro sports teams, even if some of them are shittier than a septic tank.
>>9800049
I wouldn't bother either if my city didn't have a team.
>>9800064
i'm not going to hang myself with a broom
it's only sports, dude.
First 24
Odds only
>>9800101
You seem like the kind of guy who would do it for less if we're being honest.
>>9800117
Nice b8o
>>9800117
Dank meme
>>9800117
What new meme is this?
>>9800126
Tried hanging myself once, decided killing myself just wasn't for me.
I meme about it a lot though, but I'd never do it or attempt again.
>>9800117
Very funny, LF/Adachi/Hikki/Kamina/Yosuke.
>>9800069
L-lewd
>>9800173
Also b8o
>>9800167
>It's the most powerful Metagross in the world
>>9800158
I'm glad you're still with us at least.
>>9800167
> loses to a pikachu
>>9800173
Are you a 37 or 38 year old man, Junko?
>>9800086
lol
>>9799731
I didn't even do anything!
>>9799910
Not reallyyyyy, I'm just more bored.
>>9800178
>Squeezes tight.
>And tighter.
>And tighter.
post yfw the lovely junko enoshima-sama is really a 37/38 year old fat guy from kentucky
>>9800263
You losers still failing?
>>9800259
Those wings don't look big enough to encase someone
>>9800263
she also works at a chicken factory
>>9800302
he*
>>9800259
>hugs her back
>>9800259
>fucks ass
>>9800298
>It depends on which Draco we're talking about. Compile Draco or Sega Draco.
>>9800229
You didn't tell me the information I need. That is effectively killing a tactician.
>>9800173
For the record, I'm glad you're able to relax now and not keep up a front anymore. Honesty is the best policy.
So HG, what song do you guys listen to whenever your avas win?
>>9800412
their theme song
>>9800412
People do that unironically?
>>9800412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibGxSCz4BEc
>>9800412
The sound of silence.
Because they dont.
>>9800412
Nothing
My ava never wins.
>>9800412
Do people unironically do that
>>9800412
Their victory song.
>>9800425
>>9800424
>>9800445
>heats the thread
>>9800469
Thanks lad, my music taste is gureto desu yo
psssst
>>9800412
Danger Zone
>Archer
>>9800516
I-I already bought FO 4
>>9800412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuP-U_xAe-o
>
>tfw everyone is busy playing CaH
Ded thread
>>9800531
>only the core game
>>9800550
>everyone
Do you have evidence
I'm a faggot.
>Archer
>>9800531
>Not buying a copy for your friends
>>9800516
I'm sorry I haven't beaten the main game yet. I was planning to get the dlcs after I had time to finish it.
>>9800559
I have the DLC too! It's a great game, senpai.
>>9800571
>I was planning to get the dicks after I had time to finish it
What did he mean by this?
>>9800569
Me too!
>King Knight/Yukine
>>9800571
>planning to
>>9800574
Good. That's good, anon.
*gives biscuit*
>>9800412
The only correct answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm4Lp7A-75U
And one of you will be playing this soon.
Gauntlet in 10 minutes.
>>9800550
>Aye, I ain't doing that mess.
>>9800596
>happily munches biscuit
I don't fall for /v/ memes. I tried the game myself and enjoyed it. that's all that matters.
>>9800601
>ripping off yuno
>>9800601
but we're playing CaH
I love dicks, and money!
>Ochako
>>9800630
Make a decision faggot
>>9800638
delet this
>>9800630
What's CaH?
>>9800627
>implying yuno invented giving a heads-up before games
Come onnnn.
>>9800665
Cards against Humanity
>>9800627
damn y'all will go at him for just about anything huh
>>9800630
>we're
Speak for yourself.
>>9800627
Of course. I also forgot to mention that these are my own faction games now, so hurry up and make some. Oh, and I made my own board for you to post them: /aga.
>>9800630
Multitask, man.
>>9800665
Cucked by A wHore
>>9800672
Is that as fun as I hear it is? Always been tempted to try it.
>>9800697
Hello Suz
>>9800627
What's next? Asgore gets called out for ripping off Seth because he called for 48 tributes?
>>9800710
Suz is with Archer now, so I don't know if her being cucked situation will improve.
>>9800693
>ripping off hosts
>>9800693
New thread?
>>9800747
No of course not
>>9800721
Hey thats MY gimmick
if asgore is doing a 24 tribute roster he's cancer because he's ripping off Lenny
>some faggot
>>9800765
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