ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) What rights to pokemo

>>9798356
no style
no grace

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>>9798268
I really hope no one falls for this. Even if you aren't with them anymore, Team Rocket is evil. No self-respecting human or pokemon would or should interact with you.

>>9798356
All.
Also I am rapidly losing the will the live due to some shit. What do.

>>9798345
>Psychic
You're a lost cause, I retract trying to protect you from Pokemon and hope you die slowly and painfully like you deserve.

>>9798356
None, at best they are tools that can sometimes be useful, at worst they are dangerous hazards that need to be removed.

>>9798382
kys kanto scum

>>9798395
Just fucking kill yourself.

>>9798395
What's that? I can't hear you over how awesome TELEPATHY is!

You're just mad because you can't do shit, and you can't catch pokemon to do shit either. LAMER.

>>9798404
You first, shithead.
Better yet, come to me and I'll kill you.

>>9798415
Same to you, you fucking freak.

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(Fug)
>>9798197
Be back soon, Atari.
>>9798169
A fuckin' room? As in a room for fuckin'? Sounds nice to me, let's go.

>>9798430
Okay.
Where you at fuckstain.

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>>9798430
Where you at, senpai?
Post your location.

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>>9798356
What do you mean by rights?
>>9798252
That's great to hear!

>>9798382
Fuck you. I was in jail for five years and I don't want to go back. The money wasn't even that good in TR and the stress was way too much. Not to mention my superiors would always take all the credit and leave me and their grunts without promotions. I'm not getting into that shit again.

I will admit I miss how fashionable their outfits are... But fashion isn't worth it.

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>>9798415
Please stop this. You are making the rest of us psychics look bad.

>>9798465
It's not my fault we are inherently superior to mundys. Don't act like you haven't used that word with your physic pals.

>>9798480
You are aware of how retarded 'mundies' sounds, right? A+ for not even fucking spelling it right by the way.

>>9798356
From a legal perspective, protections against abusive Trainer and Breeder practices and a robust framework for the enforcement thereof. I've seen some shit, both legal and illegal, that makes my stomach churn.
>>9798430
You should stop while you're ahead, because you never know if someone's actually going to follow through on their smack-talk.

>>9798465
I uh... Guess I AM a mundane human like the other was talking about but uh... Is there any way I can stop being one?

>>9798447
Between Lavaridge Town and Verdanturf in the mountains.
Come and fucking get some.

>>9798449
>Ghost
Uh....suddenly I think I've changed my mind.
Sorry?

>>9798504
Shut the fuck up, you're not helping.

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>>9798169
>Flying loops of happiness
"Heeeeeeck yes!"
"Thanks lady Vi!"

>>9798504
Yeah pokemon want rights up until they have to serve jury duty and pay taxes.
Fuck em

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>>9798480
I have never used such a word before, not will I degrade myself with such a foolish sounding term. I refer to non psychics as non psychics, both when talking to the few other psychics I deem worthy of my time and the non psychics I converse with.

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>>9798528
Already posted it.
>Rollint for Shadow Sneak time with last number.

>>9798526
>Whoops, auto correct
Being a psychic is something you are or are not. It is decided at birth.
However, it is possible to learn magic such as used by hex maniacs.
-Caitlin

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>>9798480
I don't use that word. It sounds really, really dumb.
If I wanted to come up with smack talk on non-psychs, like, even I could think of better slurs.
>>9798531
Uh, bro? I didn't see the word 'citizen', like, anywhere the fuck in there.
All that dude's saying is that the cops should take, like, abuse cases more seriously, bro.

>>9798551
(*auto update, not auto correct rip)

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>>9798356
I killed myself to become a haunted sword to avoid taxes, jury duty and attending lunches with my family.
Don't give us rights.

>>9798356
pokemon here
none plz

>>9798356
How about no rights for anyone who doesn't have basic psychic ability? Pokemon or Human.

>>9798534
What a waste of talent. Suit yourself though, just means more for me and the rest who understand our place in life.

>>9798526
>>9798551

Don't listen to her, she's a real lamer. There are ways to open your mind. They just happen to be painful and require some less-than-ethical use of psychic pokemon brain tissue. In fact, I have a friend who works with Team Rocket who could hook you up real good.

But the question is, what can you give me? I'm not gonna give you a reason to actually have self-respect for free.

>>9798546
Please, I'm sorry!
I really didn't mean it!
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.
>Pokehater rapidly starts packing a suitcase.

>>9798546
Based lamp.

>>9798612
Hope he eats your fucking soul.

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>Nerd: be free from work for the day (IC and OOC)
>Deambulate through Hau'oli while shitposting
Anything interesting on the 'net today

>>9798356
Better protection from physical and mental abuse and exploitation are a start. Laws that actually acknowledge them as our equals are the endgame.

>>9798395
You sound like a fucking cunt.

>>9798415
Psychics are great but please don't do this.

>>9798459
What are your valuable skills?

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>>9798612
(Chandelier is gonna give pokehater plenty of opportunities to run before he murderizes, don't worry.)
>Your friendly neighborhood soul stealing lamp has arrived.
Knock knock~!
>Fire Blast the side of his house.

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>>9798606
You do realize who you are talking to, correct?
I am Caitlin of the Unova Elite Four, one of the most powerful psychics in the world.
Perhaps it is you who needs to learn your place, imbecile.

>>9798620
IF I SOMEHOW SURVIVE THIS I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU AS THE MOST PAINFUL WAY POSSIBLE.

>>9798644
(I mean I really don't mind if Pokehater dies, do whatever makes it more interesting.)
FUCKFUCKFUCK.
>Pokehater cowers on the floor, hiding as much of himself behind is suitcase as possible.
>He looks around frantically for his revolver.
Y-you're not gonna...you're not gonna kill me are you?

>>9798668
I don't take the time to learn the name of the weak of heart. Go back to your celebrity and external validations.

>>9798711
Be my fucking guest.

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>>9798711
>The Chandelure floats on in.
What are you gonna do for me if I don't?

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>>9798606
I thought that project got canceled. I guess I have some packing to do if it isn't.

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>>9798621
>Laws that actually acknowledge them as our equals are the endgame.
...Where do you live?

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>>9798197
"...I'm kinda wondering if chastity programs exist for Metagross and porygon now, something to help him contain those urges, jeez"

>>9798446
"...sure, let's go with that"

>>9798529
"Not a problem Kylar"

>>9798268
That's rough dude, hope your life gets better.

>>9798415
>>9798606
>>9798715
You're a bitch, and I hope a dark type shows you why psychics aren't the end-all be-all of the world.

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>>9798715
Weak of the heart?
A laughable phrase. You are a joke, pathetic to anyone who knows anything about psychics.
If you will excuse me I have a legendary's dreams to invade.

>>9798722
FUCK YOU.

>>9798758
>Pokehater crawls backwards into a corner.
Ummmmm...anything?

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>Time to sneak out of bed before Tobias notices you snuggling him.
>Let's see about getting pictures of a hickey + smooch covered Bruno napping on the couch with a Jynx.

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>>9798768
... Wait you mean that asshole isn't spewing crazy talk? There actually is a way to create psychic potential in people?

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>>9798818
Are you going to treat pokemon like equals? At the very least be less of a dick?
You have a reaaaaally nice smelling soul~

>>9798818
>Anything
>Inb4 ghost blowjob

>>9798886
JUST MARRY HIM ALREADY

>>9798861
no

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>>9798848
>Bruno is right where you left him.
>Oddly, he only had one glass of wine.

>>9798861
Not that I'm aware of, he probably just read a dumb article online that claimed it was possible

>>9798861
nope

>>9798818
>>9798886
This is slightly excessive, and that's from somebody who's done some fucked up shit.
Only slightly, though.

>>9798886
>Pokehater is sweating a lot.
>Mostly out of fear.
>His eyes keep darting around the room for either his rusty revolver or some kind of exit.
I uh...yes?

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>>9798984
You don't sound very sure.
>The flames grow brighter as it gets closer.
>Pokehater is probably going to start feeling a bit physically exhausted now.
Are you sure?

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>>9798861
Probably shouldn't be posting since it'll give TR another lead on me but I don't want anyone to fall into this trap. It is possible, but it's not worth it at all.

I never feel right in my own body now, and what I feel would be the right body changes as well. Whatever that asshole might promise you, it isn't worth it. It isn't worth not being in the right body ever again. Everything just always feels so wrong.

>>9799020
:/

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>>9798356
>much focus on a fidget spinner
Why come this does not stop spinning? Will it go on forever?!

>>9799020
Nice fanfic

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>>9799020
> Human decides it wants to play god
> Human ends up in pure agony

Sounds like karmic justice. Humans deserve every bit of pain and suffering they get.

[spoiler]I for one love /x/ and mindbreaking scenarios. 10/10 I approve this for pokemon world.[/spoiler]

>>9798861
>>9799020
>>9799089
(Having wanted to try this sort of plot and having been shot down in Discord for it, I'm gonna say... NO. DO NOT.)

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>>9799020
You're lucky you got out of that alive. Most people would end up severely brain damaged or dead from something like that.
Actually, I'm pretty sure literally everyone would, did a ghost save you or something?
>>9798929
>Must be a lightweight.
>Alain polishes off the remaining wine and gets onto getting those pictures, repositioning the Jynx a bit to look more incriminating.

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>>9798775
Hau'oli.

>>9798606
>>9798768
>>9799020
...what the actual fuck.

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>>9799064
Maybe it's perpetual motion?

>>9799006
>Pokehater spots his gun and grabs it.
>He is also getting a bit lightheaded and delirious.
Uhhh...my head...please, just let me live...
>Pokehater attempts to aim at the lamp and pull the trigger.
>BANG.

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>>9799149
...You do that radio show, no?

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>>9799165
>Miss.
Aw, isn't that cute?
>The filter is off, the soul succ is in full force.
>Rolling for intensity?

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>>9799156
per... pep.. perpepetual what? Is that magic?

>>9798787
>roll to seduce

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>>9799206
>Sylvie shrugs
Sure why not.

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>>9798787
Chastity? Why the everlovin' fuck would you wanna make Trace chaste? I swear to hell if I've gotta go download more porn onto Trace to bring him back to his senses...

>>9799127
I'm not sure... Do you think there are ghosts in my head? Do I just need an exorcist?

>>9799202
>Literally everything gets worse for poor Pokehater.
>His vision starts blurring as he experiences the worst headache of his life.
>There's no pain in the rest of his body, just a feeling of numbness growing slowly throughout it.
Whaa...what are you...doing..?
Pleaseee...I don't...I don't w...die...
>Roll to see how many posts Pokehater has left.

>>9798621
Well uh.... Outside of manual labor and my physical fitness? I'm pretty good at basic repairs of electronics and mechanisms (just don't expect me to actually be able to fabricate them. It's a skill most good TR grunts learn when equipment failure happens). But other than that, I don't have any legitimate skills... I mean, unless you could some-how make breaking and entering skills actually legal to use.

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>>9799318
You need to think about your decisions better. Everything has consequences~
>Snug the soon to be dead human.
Hooooow wrong you were~

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>>9799171
Up to a month ago, yeah. A listener?

>>9798787
Check your Metagross for any running instances of lewd.exe. It's a long shot but worth checking.

>>9799342
You could try obtaining technical certifications, they open up a lot of jobs and can be done online.
What do you think about Porygon?

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>>9799418
Yes!
Are you starting another?

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>>9799235
How does it work? do you want to try it?
>mildly excite

>>9799297
Well I'm no expert BUT...

>>9798606
>>9798768
>>9799020

Given the mention of brain tissue, I'm guessing someone grafted the brain tissue of actual psychic pokemon onto your brain. The fact you're alive though is pretty neato, like >>9799127 said... I guess the only incompatibilities between you and your grafts is that your brain has no fucking clue what its real body is.

Ofcourse, you might not even be you anymore. Maybe you're just a weird mix of all the brains that got slapped onto you. Or maybe the ghosts of the pokemon you have inside of you are keeping you alive, despite the fact you would be dead? Lots of ifs. All I know is you're really weird.

>>9799396
>Over half of Pokehater's body is completely numb now.
>The parts he can still feel are warm from the warm Chandelure snugs.
I...please...everything feels like...nothing...
I'm sorry...so sorry...
>Pokehater sobs gently.

>>9799418
Most places won't offer technical degrees or certifications to known criminal operatives.

Porygons are alright I guess? I can't own any pokemon or pokeballs as part of my parole agreement though.

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>>9799459
Well obviously it's using your life force as energy to continue spinning.

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>>9799499
Shhh, shh.
Close your eyes.
Reawaken.

>>9799533
> This is how all PMD games really start

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>Trace: Sneak off and do some training.
>Rolling for level gain.

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>>9799297
Uh... if it's ghosts keeping you alive you'd die if they were removed.
Maybe go to a spiritualist and find out if you're possessed, they're keeping you alive, or whatever the hell else might be going on with you.

>Alain moves the pictures onto a thumb drive, pockets it, and moves into the dining room to hang out until Tobias wakes up.

>Fuck all 150+
Fug the bug
Fuck the Buck

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>>9799533
>The former Pokehater opens his new eyes in shock.
>The feeling of numbness is no longer there, although he feels completely different as he is now a Litwick.
Wha...what?

hey par humie here
why are pokemon so mf mean

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>>9799440
Soon. Equipment tests are coming through nicely, just have to finish a few legal issues.
Got any program recommendations?

>>9799469
Most probably just the ghosts.

>>9799501
You can still study up to them and do the tests when you are free from the parole.
Porygon repair certs don't need an actual, living pory, and there are training dummies for this. The Official Silph Co. manual is a good start, albeit it brushes off details that are important later on.

>>9799674
i dunno
are you mean to them

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>>9799674
Are you sure you aren't just misinterpreting their behavior?
For example, some Pokémon bite to show affection.

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>>9799662
>The Chandelure lowers itself so he can see himself in the reflective glass.
How do you enjoy your new form?

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>>9799507
>worry
Th-that is pretty cool!

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>>9799712
Yeah it is even if it's dangerous.

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>>9799676
Legal issues?
Have you ever thought of interviewing ghost pokemon that can remember their memories of the past?

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>>9799709
I...why did you do this to me?
>Haterwick looks over at his dead human body, then back at Chandelure.
>Haterwick looks like he's about to burst out in tears.

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>>9799843
I'm a merciful soul, I don't kill people.
You've merely changed form. Into something more useful.
I suggest leaving before the house collapses~!
>The Chandelure shadow sneaks outside, watching the pokemon.

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>>9799674
Some Pokemon are just bad-tempered, amigo, but if every Pokemon you meet is aggro to you then the problem might not be them.
Most Pokemon used to be on edge around me, but that was when I was still running a heavy-Poison team and reeked like drug and toxins so strong even you could smell it ten feet off.

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>>9799275
"You did what?"

>>9799418
Maybe when he calms down, I'd rather not get a heavy dose of porn in my head right now

>>9799883
O
L
L
I
E

>>9799883
OLLIE

>>9799676
Well, that'd be cool except I only have... 53 poke in my wallet. Speaking of, my parole officer said he couldn't snag me any sort of assisted living set up so I guess I need to find a shelter for the night.

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>>9799736
This little thing is dangerous? No way it could be super bad....
>spinning the spinner

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>>9799567
>Nope.
>Rolling for further training

>>9799913
>>9799956
( do I need to change FCs due to cross-thread false flagging again? )

>>9798807
Shame you weren't here so we could figure out what the fuck is wrong with >>9799020

Speaking of, you still here?

>>9800012
(Elaborate)

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>>9799878
What do you mean useful?
Also why does it matter if the house collapses, I can't die so what's even the point of doing anything?
>Haterwick considers following the Chandelure outside.
>Roll to see if his curiosity overcomes his depression.

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>>9800000
>quints training
>I don't even know how to respond to this

>>9800000
YOU EVOLVE INTO BIDOOF

>>9800000
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I33u_EHLI3w
>in the background

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>>9799999
I guess only time will tell.

>>9799999
>>9800000
FUCKING FURRIES

STOP STEALING /TLHG/'S GETS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

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>>9800045
Being trapped under rubble for all eternity isn't fuuuun.
Come on!
>He gives one of the walls another fire blast.

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>>9799818
That's a pretty godsdamned great idea, and I know one ir two pokemon that fit the bill. Many thanks.

>>9799883
Damn, I'm glad of just smelling of ozone.

>>9799962
Well, this situation is real bad. Try Catalyst?

>>9799912
Or ask for his consent.

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>>9800055
>Level 50 achieved.
>Trace comes back with 1,980,000P.
>And a ton of held items, Life Orbs, Choice items, everything you could want.

>>9800073
He trained too hard, too furiously.

fucking avafags

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>>9799912
Downloaded porn onto Trace.
He was postin' at the time, shit was funny as hell.

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>>9800104
Uh... hold that thought, I think he like, just won a lottery while he was out.

>>9800157
"Holy shit dude, where did you.... how did... what!?"

>>9800220
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT"

>very confused trainer noises

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>>9800220
>Give bf a gentle bite.
Helloooo.
>>9800240
There was a battle carnival.
>He drops the bag.
I think I need a bit of time to rest... That was exhausting.
>Computer powering down noise.

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>>9800100
>The fire blast decimates another wall, the house is only just barely standing at this point and completely on fire.
Ok...
>Haterwick looks back at his now burning human body one last time before turning and slowly following the Chandelure.
I'm sorry for my actions before...I regret everything.

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>>9800086
>Pedos get the GET
>Parade it around like an idiot with their own bs gender
>Tells everyone who comes to see the get that they suck and to cry them a river etc.
>We get a GET
>WAAAAHHHH FURFAGS STOP HURTING MEEHHHH WAHHHH
Boo fucking hoo

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>>9800307
Thought I'd pop in and say; welcome.
Also things just get worse from here. HA!

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>>9800240
You ever seen how a Metagross reacts to havin' porn plugged directly into their brain? Hot as fuck.
>>9800275
Someone's feelin' frisk-
>He huffs at powered down Trace
Aight then.
Guess I'll just sit on ya.
>Mal curls on atop of Trace again

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>>9800307
Hehehehe!
Oh, I'm sure you are! Anywhere you want to go now?
Maybe see some friends carrying the same mindset you used to~? Tired maybe?

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>>9800084
I have a lot of that. I still wonder if it will ever stop....

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>>9800275
"...Well shit, okay then"
>Vi sorts through the loot, finding two of every held item that isn't like, plates or memories or some shit
>Based quints

>>9800385
"I don't want to know, please just keep him from doing things in public?"

Hey PAR

Look for me on the news in Unova

About to poison all the food at a gathering since they trusted me to cook

Aiming for 400 deaths

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>>9800104
There's worse things to smell like than ozone, man.
>>9799962
I'd find somewhere dry to sack out, then try to get freelance work through cata-list. I'm one of the guys who moderates that job board, so I can forward you something if it looks good.
>>9800035
( This character's last FC was some faget whose pic I stole off of pinterest. This led to the local shitstirrers accusing me of Rping as myself, then taking my av to raid the /erp/ threads with. )

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>>9800431
That is just needless loss of life, why are you doing this?

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>>9800431
Neat.
Glad I don't live in that shithole.

>>9800431
> Posting murderplans here
> A Kalosian basketweaving forum with a known IP presence
Not sure if bluffing, or just retarded.
Sending it to local PDs and tips.ip.gov anyway.

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>>9800035
I was not there at the moment, no, but I have returned.
>>9800431
Very well. Large gathering such as this do not happen often, I shall give the IP notice in advance.
Not that I will be able to stop you, but it should make minimalizing loss easier.

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>>9800361
(Good to see you're still around dude.)
R-really?
How could things possibly get much worse, I just died and my body is either burning or being crushed by my old house.
Not only that but I'm now the very thing I used to hate.
I feel awful.

>>9800386
I don't know.
I guess I'll just follow you around, I don't want to stay near the place where I died.

>>9800431
Nice job telling the I.P your plan dumbass

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>>9800426
"But Vi, maybe I gotta public sex kink. What then?"

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>>9800539
"Then you don't let anyone know I'm your trainer, and you do it far, far away from me"

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>>9800493
Hm... I have other souls to reap let me think...
>The fire flares up.
Got it!
>They're both shadow sneak'd off to the keep in Orre.
They'll take care of you.
>Give the soul succ'd candle a pat and Shadow Sneak off.

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>>9800493
>>9800579
>Squint.
Did a Chandelure just give us its kid?

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>>9800493
HAha! i know it's like some kind of bad poetry. We have a lot in common. What are ya going to do now then? Destruction?

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>>9800431
>Notes taken
>The IP takes all threats seriously

>>9800481
Good job citizen.

>>9800450
"How are you feeling today?"

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>>9800579
>Shelldon squints at the new arrival from his pool

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>>9800560
"Alright then. Probs not gonna do public sex shit but y'know. The more you know or whatevs."
"Hey Vi... did ya know that Metagrosses got meat?"

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>>9800632
>"A little worn out but good, how are you doing Eugene?"

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>>9800648
"...Like, they have flesh on the inside, or-"
>Her face blanches
"Oh god don't tell me"

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>>9800579
Wait, don't leave me!
>Chandelure is gone.
...Oh.

>>9800613
>>9800640
>Haterwick looks like he's about to cry.
>Roll to not start crying.

>>9800623
What do we have in common? Were you a human too?
I don't want to destroy anything, I don't know what I want but I definitely don't want that.

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>>9800692
>Plush: Float over and investigate the candle.
You alright?
>Pat candle.
Was that your mom or something?

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>>9800668
>Mal lets out a hearty, booming chuckle.
"Haha too late, gonna tell ya anyway."
"Double meat Metagross, 13 inches."

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>>9800613
>>9800692
...uh..

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>>9800712
>Over a foot long
>Vi goes from white to beet red just thinking about it
"T-thirteen inches!?"

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>>9800419
It's a mystery
>Sylvie points behind Zorro
Oh my god what is that!

>>9800740
>>9800712
>talking about poke dicks with a B&
really makes me think

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>>9800666
"Tried to get to the Battle Tree but there were no ferries to Poni all day yesterday"
"I guess you have been doing something for yourself?"

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>>9800706
>Haterwick flinches at the pat, as if expecting an attack.
No.
That Chandelure...um...made me like this.
Are you...not going to hurt me?

>>9800727
>Haterwick nervously looks over at the Wak.
Um...hello.

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>>9800909
>>9800692
>Poke upper body out of pond
>Wave

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>>9800727
He seems cool.
>>9800909
Not unless you're like level 100 and super strong or something.
>Poke the candle.
You need a place to crash?

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>>9800830
(Last I checked you could give anatomical descriptions of animal genitalia as long as it didn't involve images or a sex scene but idk, been a while since I touched a law book.)
(Stopping now either way, sometimes it slips my mind that he's not 18 yet.)
>>9800740
"Yeah, have fun figurin' out what that looks like. I'm gonna fuckin' nap until Trace gets up."

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>>9800767
>quickly wips around
What is what?!

>>9800941
Wait the poster isn't 18? I was referring to the character being like what 15 years old

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>>9800909
..Hhhello.
Who are you?

>>9800940
I guess?

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>>9800976
>While he's distracted she gently stops the fidget spinner
Huh I guess it was nothing.

>>9800941
>not 18
y would u

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>>9800896
>"Yeah I decided to explore the city last night and got in some old fashioned training while I was out."
>"It's much different than during the daytime."

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Merry 4th of july friends!

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>>9800986
>>9801066
(He is talking about the character, Vi is 17 on the verge of her birthday)

>>9800941
"Alright then..."
>Vi sits down, continuing to sort through the items
>No Mega stones either

>>9801132
It's still june, Hansen.

>>9800986
>>9801066
(Doesn't really matter he turns 18 on the 16 or something.)
>inb4 he's banned for that long

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>>9800929
>Haterwick glances over at the lobster, giving a little wave back.

>>9800940
I'm not strong, I'm probably only level 1 or something.
I was a human earlier today.
...Would it be alright if I stayed here?

>>9801006
Hi.
I um...don't know? Should I still use my human name or am I supposed to get a new one?
I don't know, I'm so confused.

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>>9801132
Are you okay, Mr. Looker, sir?
Your disguises are getting worse, no offense.

>>9801196
>>9801152
Well which is it then?

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>>9801006
>Poke bone.
>>9801198
Geeeeeez, you really must have PO'd someone.
>Stitch tries to flick the wax onto the floor.
Yeah, I'll show you around.
>He starts floating toward the entrance.

>>9801221
rper is 17 but turning 18 soon

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>>9801198
..A human.
Well, uh, I'm not sure. Do whatever you feel works better.

>>9801258
>Poke plush with bone
Hm?

>>9801221
>>9801292
>Trying to get an RPer banned by making up bullshit
(Well played, faggots)

>>9801308
Sorry I even brought it up

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>>9801198
>Shelldon comes out of his pond completely, walking up to the candle
...Hello.

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>Sun texts Rayquaza and Deoxys
>"Hey, are we having that movie marathon? I can get the suit on really quick!"
>after the message goes through he turns back to the rock
Hey um.... do you like sci fi horror movies?

>>9801308
(It's true though? Doesn't really matter he's turning 18 in a few days. Also I'm not trying to get him banned just trying to clear it up the anon who brought it up on the other hand...)

>>9801308
He is 17 though.

>>9801344
>Not trying to get him banned
>but keep mentioning that he's underage
I believe you anon

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>>9801342
>squint
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh
yes
sure
yes

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>>9801027
>looks back
What do you mean it was-
>looks down
>spinning stopped
>oh no
IT STOPPED!!! why?
>visible sweating.

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>>9801402
I guess your life force ran out! I wonder what kind of ghost you'll be?

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>>9801258
Yeah.
I'm regretting everything I did as a human.
>Haterwick floats slowly behind Stitch, feeling slightly less terrible.

>>9801298
Oh...ok then.
Um...just call me whatever you want for now, I would rather forget my past life and start anew.
I'm also not very good at naming.

>>9801337
...Hello.
How many other Pokemon live here..?

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>>9801089
"Ha, maybe you should invite Scott and Huxley for a walk, and get some training while I am not available"
"The night is nice, I agree"

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>>9801298
He's, uh, pretty sad. You got any ideas for cheering him up?
>>9801451
Alright, you're a Litwick from now on! Let's see, this is the courtyard, uh, the kitchen and stuff are over there, there's a living room area over there.
Hmm... What do we call you.... Wick... Wicker?

>>9800437
Anything that wouldn't be off-limits to an ex-TR, sure send to me.

Also, just found out my GF found out about the whole gardevoir thing and had to dump me. Her company didn't want her to have anything to do with an excon involved with a violent Pokemon.

Quick question though since I've been behind bars for the last five years, give or take the few months I've had with my roomate before the apartment got trashed... How long have pokemon been allowed and able to use the internet? It's kinda weird to me.

>>9800035
I heard a few stories about stuff like what she's talking about when I was doing my time. But it's all wild hearsay of grunts being disgruntled (pun intended).

>>9801345
And your proof of this comes from?...

>>9800437
(What's an FC?)

>>9801547
(FaceClaim)

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>>9801423
>much panic
what!??? NO!!!
>dances around the spinner
Come on spin!

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>>9801451
I see.
Well.. I'm Bones, I suppose. Welcome to Ceridwyn keep.
Eight people live here, if I recall correctly.

>>9801510
I noticed, and uh, nothing in particular, no.

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>>9801451
...Quite a few.
There's Clancy, Max, Clover, Ted, and the rest of us are here.
I'm Shelldon.

>>9800431
Probably just trying to get local enforcement to focus on the gathering so they can do other illicit things unmolested.

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>>9801551
Im sorry Zorro
It ate it all
I guess mimikyus are nice

>>9801551
Too late, enjoy ghostdom. It's pretty fun once you get use to avoiding holy ground and angry priests.

>>9801363
:/

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>>9801551
Jumping around it won't make it spin again. Only if somebody else takes it will it start back up.

>>9801627
>>9799049
CLONES

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>>9801510
>Haterwick follows, looking around the various rooms.
Yeah...kind of like a second chance, except I'll be stuck as a Pokemon forever.
At least you, Bones and Shelldon seem nice.

Also Wicker works, I guess.
What's your name?

>>9801560
Thank you, you uh, are all much friendlier than I deserve.

>>9801573
Oh...I used to live in a place mostly secluded from Pokemon.
It's going to be weird getting used to living around Pokemon instead of people...

((Does this thread have a sekrit club discord?))

>>9801771
It does, don't bother with it though the GMs will shitpost you until you want to kill yourself

>>9801788
> Shitposting
> GMs
My two favorite things in the world, sign me up. Can never have too many Discord chats

>>9801771
(Yes we have a discord, don't mind the other guy we have a minor infestation of pricks in the thread.)

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>>9801560
Thanks anyway, hun.
>>9801742
Keheheh, it's nice when you get used to it. Alright, welcome to the team Wicker!
I'm Stitches!
>The plush snickers a bit.
We still need to get better TVs and stuff but otherwise it's super comfy here.

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>>9801742
Well...I'm sure you'll get used to it quickly.
This place is cozy, most of the time.

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>>9801742
Of course. We try to be as hospitable as we can.

>>9801825
Mhmm.
..What's wrong with the tv?

>>9801813
https://discord.gg/2jmb9

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>>9801619
>>9801620
>very much panic
>almost cry
>>9801660
Start it start it start it! hurry up!
>gives spinner to sylvie

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>Simple solution for boredom? Screw around with Desmond.
>A garbage email is created just for the occassion.
>"105, 255, 709.
Hsld nv lmv lu vzxs zmw R'oo ivdziw blf."
>Time to kick back and see what happens.

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>>9801939
>Sylvie holds the spinner with a ribbon
Woah now do you want me to die too?

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>>9801825
Well, nice to meet you Stitches.
I'm sure I'll get used to this new...would this count as life? I don't know.
You know what I mean.

But yeah it seems nice here. Thank you for letting me stay.
So what do you guys do for fun around here?

>>9801883
Yeah, it seems great. Much better than my old house over in Hoenn, especially now that it's burnt down.

>>9801892
Well you're doing a great job.
I keep wanting to thank you, you've all made me feel a lot better.

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>>9801512
> Ever associating with TR
> Expecting any pokemon to talk to you
pls leave. you are human trash.

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>>9801892
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
We need a bigger one!
>>9802089
No problem, Wicks. Uh, we mostly hang around, sometimes we go out into the desert and do stuff buuuut if you don't wanna do that you don't have to!!
Heck, if you don't wanna hang here you don't have to.
>The plush flops on a chair.
You wanna sit with me?

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>>9801999
You said someone had to get it going!

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>>9801470
>"Sure, next time maybe."

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>>9802193
I thought you wanted to protect me from death though, not drive me closer to it.

>>9801512
About 6 months? A few months ago there was also a breakthrough in translator tech, they're getting common place.

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>>9802089
...Burnt down?
I... sorta assume you don't want to talk about it.
As for fun, well...we mostly just relax, going out to do things occasionally. I like to swim and stuff.

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>>9802089
Thanks.
Oh, uh, the basement is off limits, just so you know. Particularly so what with the open flame and all.

>>9802160
..I suppose the old crt is a bit small.
I'll see if I can fix up a projection tv sometime soon.

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>>9801947
>Ten minutes of going through ciphers later.
>Off to get a wak, torchic and a trevenant.

>>9802111
I know humans can be crappy, but don't you think you're taking it a bit far? I don't trust him either, but I'd at least give him a chance.

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>>9802160
Well, it's not like I have much else to do anymore.
I'll probably stay with you guys.
Um...sure.
>Wicker floats over and lands on Stitch's head.

>>9802246
Yes, maybe one day I'll tell you all.
Also that sounds nice.

>>9802252
You're welcome, also that's fine.
I'll stay out of the basement.

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>>9802252
Yessssss. Can we get a big one from somewhere pleaaaaaaase?
>>9802416
Cooooool, welcome again, Wicker.
Not up there!
>He plucks the candle off his head, putting it on his stomach and giving it a hug.
Hmm... We should have a movie night.

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>>9800035
I'd be a nice distraction if you didn't post like I wasn't here.

>>9802111
>>9802350
A healthy dose of paranoia seems reasonable when dealing with us.

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>>9802194
"Thanks"
"By the way, do you have any preferences in potential Ghost teammates?"

>>9801549
(... What's that?)

>>9802536
(avatar, face claim, same thing, different words)

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>>9802416
Well...I'm not sure if you can swim, but my pond is over there.
>Points
I'm usually hanging around it on hotter days.

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>>9802416
Thank y'.
I put a bell by the door down there the other day, in case anyone needs me while I'm in there.

>>9802459
They're pretty huge in general, so, of course. I'll have a look around for one later.

>>9802594
>>9802459

You know, being ghosts and all, I'm betting some of your sheddings would be worth money to someone. You could use it to just buy a new TV.

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>>9802226
>>9802193
I have an idea
We break the spinner

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>>9803138
Do you think that would really work?

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>>9802459
Oh, right.
>Wicker hugs Stitch back, nice warm candle hugs.
I'd love a movie night.

>>9802561
I don't know, maybe I'll try it some time though.
If not I'll just stay on the side out of the water.

>>9802594
So what do you do down there? I assume it's some kind of workshop or something.

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>>9803157
ITS WORTH A TRY
WE NEED TO TAKE IT OUTSIDE
AND HAVE ZORRO FIRE BLAST IT INTO ASH

>>9802894
Ghosts shed? What?

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>>9802594
Yesssssssssssss.
Thanks, hun!!
>>9802894
Lewd.
>>9803250
Heck yeah.
>Screw the wax, apply the snugs thicc.
What kinda movies do you like?

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>Meanwhile, higher in the Gay Ghost Keep (formerly Pyrite)
...caw

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PAR
i tured to break my pikachus fidget spinner
hh i everything hurts

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>>9802226
>take spinner
>fear
>>9803138
That s-sounds dangerous!

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>>9803310
>UNIT ONE: PLAY BIRDCALL.MP3

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>>9803250
Good guess. Smithy and general workshop. Wakshop.

>>9803299
Anytime, honey. So uh, movie night huh?
>Plop down next to the plushbando

Sheddings, like the bits of thread that naturally fall off when you brush up against stuff, etc.

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>>9803359
SQUAAAAAAAAAA

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>>9803321
That is not a Pikachu.
Mimikyu, that is.
It would seem you have been hexed.

I advise you cease to strike
Upon the ghost's toy.
They seem quite attached to it.

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>>9803250
I don't mind helping you swim if you want.
...So...uh...what hobbies do you have?


>>9803299
>>9803364
Movie night?
...Guess I'll join in.
>Shelldon sits on a nearby chair

>>9803409
nnno i look like this now
(you werent even there for it man wtf i was the anon talking about uuuugh nevermind)

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>cockrock: use your power for the most evil
>devious
>satanic thing ever
>ROLL TO MAKE COOKIES

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>>9803394
>ACTION: PLAY TALONFLAMESHRIEK.MP3

>>9803409
>>9803431
>ray drives off yet another rper with his shitposting

>>9803431
( My apologies. I misinterpreted. )
>>9803468
( You fuck off. )

>>9803468
(What >>9803476
said.)

>>9803468
(I am now sorely tempted to make another Hateboner's Slot Machine, except calling out "X drives off yet another RPer with his shitposting" posts.)

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>>9803299
>>9803364
>>9803424
>Wicker gets too comfy and falls asleep on top of Stitch.
>Sleeping ghostcandle noises.
>He's also mumbling something about psychic Pokemon.

>>9803468
ur a nigger

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>>9803431
That's uh....
Well.
Are you enjoying being a ghost, at least?

Friendly reminder. Mundys are inferior humans that don't deserve respect.

>>9803468
>>9803476
>>9803524
>>9803526
(why do you people fucking start a fight over everything.)
(im fucking done with this place)

>>9803560
k

>>9803560
(you know by saying that you are not helping either)

>>9803553
The hex maniacs of the world are laughing at you.

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>>9803553
Friendly reminder that "mundys" is, like, the dumbest slur a psych-supremacist could come up with.
>>9803586
And this.

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>>9803548
>Snug the candle.
>>9803364
Yep!!
What are you up for? Alien series?
>>9803424
Anything you want to watch?

>>9803586
Hex Maniacs aren't inferior though. Anyone who has embraced ascension in some form is superior to the lamers who wallow in being just human.

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>>9803602
...Um. Horror is fine, I suppose.

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>>9803548
..Huh. Guess he was a bit tired.

>>9803602
I haven't seen any of them so.. sure, I suppose.

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>>9803642
>>9803662
Alright, guys.
>Stitch puts the first movie of the Alien series in.
Woo!

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>>9803459
SQUAAAAAAA YOURSELF
>Begin Beak Blasting the inmediate vicinity

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>>9803450
>Pull the pan thing out.
>Put em on a plate.
SUN!

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well store is closed
and i guess i'll just talk here a bit
how are you guys doing?

>>9803597
Alolan Raichus are NOT real psychics

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>>9802511
>"Hmm ghosts... Maybe a Chandelure to give some fire coverage as well?"

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>>9803617
That's a kinda silly thing to get all worked up over...
>>9803706
Yes??

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>>9803756
>Plop plate of cookies down
>still warm
cookies

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>>9803745
Bro. Thirty-one flavors, and 'chu choose to be salty.
>>9803732
Chillin' at home, sippin' Sitrus juice, and TKing a little rock back and forth across the street.
how about 'chu?

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>>9803553
And what's wrong with being Mundy, eh? I'll have you know that Mundy is a great name!