Haha I hate myself I guess I can't take showers, people

>>9737643
Quit whining about your problems as if other people actually care.

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>>9737770
Okay.

Wanna yiff instead?

>sexiled

>>9737906
I don't know what that means.

I haven't eaten chocolate in a long time thanks to eating issues. Gonna give it a go tomorrow.

What's the best flavor?

>>9739535
Chocolate is a good flavor.

Who here likes pop punk surf music about being an alcoholic burnout loser? I think I've got a new favorite band now.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kF4KkXLxW0Q

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>>9737878
Lets all yiff until the sebum from our unwashed bodies glues us into a big yiffball and then we can roll into and knock over a major city.

>>9737643
Oh cheer up, no one let the thread die, it hit 300 posts then auto sank out of the catalog.

>>9738716
http://terribleterribleterrible.tumblr.com/tagged/terribleterribleterrible

>>9742070
Yeah, I personally expected it to die sooner with how often it got salvaged from page 10. I wonder if a more active mini subculture would happen if the comic updated more than once a year or had anything resembling a continuing story rather than aimless misadventures. It's comfy fun but there's little incentive to hang around here forever.

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>>9742134
Nono it's good how it is

Altough i still wish we would see more habits art

How are my possums doin

>>9741100
that album is pure garbage. i liked them during their debut. the youtube demo stuff is their best.

i just screamed a lot. i want to scream more. but i'm tired and my throat hurts.

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>>9742134
Let's post and talk about our other opossum picks to fill the gap

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>>9741620

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>>9742861
having a comfy evening while getting slightly buzzed after working on an important project for 2 days. its the prefect stormy weather outside for that too, so thats real nice.

I think I'm gonna ERP for the first time and I'm nervous. Why am I so nervous to talk sexy to some rando from /trash/?

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>>9747028
Aww, don't be nervous, sweetie. Just relax and let what feels good come naturally. That's all there is to it~

let it die get real friends

>>9747626
This is the best real advice for ERP, do what you think is right and if you don't enjoy it then say you've gtg and disconnect.

why erp when caming is superior in every aspect

>>9748203
Because I can't cam as a female fictional 'animal'

>>9748410
nothing a little surgery can't fix

>>9748991
The day I can have surgery to turn myself into a short, twink furry I will be so happy.

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>>9749014
today is that day anon
don't let your dreams be dreams

>>9749026
Well... maybe sticking to roleplay over skype is better anyway.

>>9741620
That's a majestic-ass picture for that kinda post, man

>>9741620
Destroying the cities sounds good. We can turn the world into a giant orgy of happiness and love making.

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So my doctor told me to lose some weight. Alright, I am 250 at 6'4. Fair enough. Just stop eating as much I guess.

Is there any point to working out though? I mean like getting skinny is benefit enough right?

>>9750138
helps retain muscle mass

>>9750353

Well like, why though. I mean I work as a computer nerd so it isn't like I need muscles for that. I mean I run, but that is about all the exercise I do. Not overly concerned about attracting a partner neither,

>>9750138
Bears are objectively more attractive than skeletons so there's that.

Well I did it possums, I'm finally going to do something with my life.

On the 19th I'm going to start a course at my local TAFE for Animal Studies.

>>9750138
Being strong makes everything better, like putting life on easy mode. Hard to describe but imagine if everything just took less effort and you could do so much more without even trying, and everything being so easy gives you that mental boost too.

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>>9750644
My congratulations.

>>9739535
I like semisweet. Maybe I'm weird. High percentage dark chocolate is good too. I'd rather have more flavor than sweet flavor.

>>9744410
That's pretty metal.

>>9750644
Sick, dude! You gonna be a vet or a trainer or something?

>>9750138
It'll keep you in a better mental state. Try it.

>>9751406
If I do further courses I could be one. This one qualifies me to be an animal carer, work in animal shelters, be a vet nurse and etc.

I don't really know where I plan to go after it, but it's free because the government wants me doing something. I figure it's better then sitting with my thumb up my ass even if I never use it in real life.

>>9750510
if it isn't important to you then dont worry about it

>>9751532

Maybe you could work in a wildlife rehabilitation center. Help out actual trash mammals return to their trash mammal ways.

>>9752037
That's what my grandmother did, so I would love to. I live in a good area for it as well. Real country town full of wildlife crawling around.

Hopefully it goes well. The course is only 8 hours a week for about 20 weeks and they set you up with work experience during the holidays.

>>9752202

I am honestly pretty jelly. Good on you. Be sure to take photos of any possums that come in and share them with the thread.

Hello haha, I have lurked here for a while and decided to ask some advice. It's past midnight and I have work in 5 hours so don't expect an immediate response. Apologies.
There is someone I have somewhat began liking more over time, but I do not have the time to really talk to them with work and all. I know for a fact they used to crush on me, but they are passed that. Anyway I can tell them I sorta like him like *that* without making it weird?

>>9747626
Whelp in the end I couldn't do it. Apparently I'm the kind of pussy that can't even do these kinds of things online - what is wrong with me

>>9753796
>doesn't have the time to talk
>the question is if it would be weird to talk

Just hit them up all casual like and get over yourself. If they want to talk they will and if you don't have time to talk you should figure out what you want out of life.

>>9753908
What happened?

>>9750138
I've never been overweight but I was a complete noodle until puberty. And when you're a noodle you can either do something easily, or you need someone else to do it. Felt pretty embarrassing, frankly. However, if you're able to move around with a bunch of fat you probably have enough underlying muscle mass to be functional after losing the weight, and you could probably stick to cardio if you want.

>>9753952
Pretty much I psyched myself out, was on the precipice and ended up doing nothing and it isn't the first time either. I don't know why I even bother

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>>9750644
Sweet! I'm glad you went for it!

>>9754515
You have a Discord or something? I might be able to help you out with your performance anxiety.

>>9754670
How do you think you could help?

>>9755177
A number of ways. We could explore what causes your problems and thereby understand and dismantle them, I could give you some tips and guidance on how to do a scene well so you aren't so nervous about making mistakes, I could do some confidence-building exercises with you...

I've been ERPing daily for almost seven years now. You wouldn't be the first person I've helped out with things.

>>9755237
>I've been ERPing daily for almost seven years now.
Why so much?

>>9755304
Because I love to write and have a libido like a rabbit in heat.

>>9755345
>have a libido like a rabbit in heat.
This is the bane of my existence. At least 3 times per day, everyday, since I was 12.

>>9755371
I find that ERP helps, actually, because you can't just jerk off as hard and fast as you can, you actually have to pace yourself with the scene. With just porn I can blow my load four times in one night, 5~15 minutes each; with ERP, I know I can't jizz before it's all over, so it's usually just one per night, but it'll actually feel satisfying because I had the proper buildup to it.

I want to fucking die
My life is a shambles and every time I try to fix it it falls apart

>>9755237
I'd totally take you up on the offer but I dunno what is even causes me to be completely fine until it's time to do the deed so I feel like I'd just be wasting your time.

>>9756223
Just that is precisely what I'd like to figure out with you.

>>9756223
&t#1161
I'm going to be going to bed very soon, but please do message me on Discord so we can talk in-depth tomorrow.

>>9756096
I'd like to say a lot more to you than I'd feel comfortable confessing, but I will say this: no matter how many mistakes you make, the worst thing you can do is give up.

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>>9753796
Like the other anon said just be casual about it.
It's really ironic because I've been back in touch with this girl I fell hard for when I was like 14 and never got over it. Mainly because she's the only friend I've ever had that gave a shit about my well being.
tldr Don't be a huge cry baby like me and just go for it or move on.
Heres some possums to make up for it sorry thread.

>>9758563
That's a cute possum.

I want her to treat me like her son and tell me she's proud of me. While not sexually attracted to women, I do have a thing for them acting like my mother.

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>>9758604
Hey thanks! Have some more.
That's pretty interesting but I mean what ever floats your boat right?
Also from the looks of the position of the head in all these there's something really neat going on just off the page.

>>9758665
I bet it's a cure for depression we'll never reach, because it's constantly dangling out of our page.

Also fuck you're a good drawer, any tips?

>>9758665
If you're the artist you should do one of them wearing a DARE shirt, it's the best shirt you can do drugs and be trashy in.

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>>9758672
Shit your probably right. But like theres stuff in life that can at least ease it. Maybe this little doll will help since I seem to be out of possums.
But seriously thank you I really appreciate it. Really the only tip I have is draw constantly every chance you have. Drawing from life is really good even if its just shit around your house or stuff you can see out your window and /ic/ even with all it's shit posting has good resources. It also helps to keep a little time to draw what you want to draw. I find if I only work on practice I burn out and don't want to do it but if I draw for fun at least an hour or so a day I stay motivated.
It's a good hobby to pick up I use cheap printer paper and some prismacolor .005 pen and a mechanical pencil. I probs only spent not even $20 dollars on all my shit and another like $50 for a cheap scanner.

>>9758700
That's a really good idea I'm gonna do it right now.

>>9758741
Cool, I look forward to it. QT possums being trash make every thread better.

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>>9758814
I wanted to try and make it something special

>>9759499
It's very special and I hope whoever is OP of next thread uses it so that all may see it from the catalog.

Made my day drawbro.

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>>9759574
Nice I'm happy to of made your day anon. You got any other ideas? Or like anyone else want something?
I'm kinda just hangin around my house cleaning and shit so I wont be far from my desk.
I'm not really good at lewd stuff and I have a hard time with vehicles but I'll try my best.

>>9760183
I sat and thought hard about what art I would desire after you went above and beyond with the dare shirt. Best I could come up with is 'possum butt'.

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>>9760947
I feel you everyone loves a nice butt.
Do you have any specifics or just a regular butt?
Here's a butt while you figure it out.

>>9761429
thank you for the drawings, you're a cool anon
I'm not that other guy but I say draw whatever you want, unless he comes back and wants something

>>9761429
Maybe a butt clad in cute underwear. Those are usually good looking butts without having to get too detailed or lewd.

>>9760183
A sleepy shirtless opossum brushing their teeth at the unpleasantly early hour of 2:35 PM.

I really like these threads. That is all.

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>>9761582
No probs and thank you
I mean I was gonna probably just take a nap once I was done cleaning but this is a hell of a lot more fun.

>>9761603
Cool beans I looked up cute underwear and after scrolling for a bit I just winged it.
I figure drinking straight from the bottle is trashy enough to balance out the classy underwears.

>>9761616
Sweet, do people even get up that early?
Also since shirtless dude or chick? Big ol' udders or itty bitty gum drops?

>>9761935
These threads are pretty neat

>>9762499
Drinky Crow!

>>9762499
Dude nice, you work wonders with vague suggestions.

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>>9762580
Woo! I'm really happy someone caught that. I loved the series when it came out on adultswim and started reading Maakies and have wanted to do a comic ever since.

>>9762882
Thanks anon like I'm just trying to make the stuff more interesting ya know just trying to have fun with it.

>>9763164
Awww yissss man you're back, all these drawings for me to color for relax, i love you man! >:3

You keep some album of them all online somewhere?

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>>9763598
Oh shit your the one that colored trash knight right? Awesome man like yeah I moseyed back into town. But seriously that's really neat I love you to anon.
At the moment really the only place I post is here. I had a tumblr awhile back but left and I don't know how long I should wait so I don't seem like an attention whore or whatever.

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>>9764099
Oh damn, senpai not only noticed me but also remembers, that makes my day :3
Also did one more back in the days, but quickly dropped for some reasons, so never posted it.

Do that tumblr man, who cares if someone will call you attention whore? It only means you got some jelly stalkers :3

>>9762499
Don't really care what sex the opossum is, I always imaginebhumanoid opossoms as being flat and semi androgynous because the mamary glands are in the pouch, draw a pouch maybe?

>>9764099
>>9764592
Also, holy shit you draw fast, I can't draw a straight line with a ruler and it would still take me longer to make it.

>>9762499
>tfw the possum has the exact same body shape as you

Honestly feels pretty shitty.

>>9764621
My nigga. You know what's good.

>>9764785
Anon, can you post a selfie? Because I think I might want to fuck you.

>>9764785
I had a gf with that same body type and honestly the hips/ass/thighs trifecta is fantastic- or I used to dig it at least *shrug*

>>9765298
>>9765315
Yeah, it's not very attractive when you're a tall guy. Trust me.

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>>9765555
That just means it's time to engage trap-mode and make the best of it

>>9765755
I still live with my family though, can't even dye my hair without making things weird between us.

Was planning to do something bright and colourful but it's not worth it.

>>9765555
I don't trust you. Post it.

>>9765938
People I know come on here, they'll recognise some of my scars and stuff.

Sorry babe.

My hot lunch came with a healthy side of being told how much of a disappointment I am.

>>9767752
I hope you didn't tip.

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>>9737878
So, like, are possums known for screaming at own ass?

Do you guys still use the possum discord?

>>9769171
Nah, but that particular possum is

>>9769618
wait, there's a discord?

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>>9764700
I figure like it would make sense to kinda pick at there pouch like a belly button? Sorry it took so long I got caught up with some shit.

>>9764592
Damn that looks really good. But for real the fact you like my stuff enough you want to color it is amazing you made my day to!
Yeah I'm weird with any kind of social interaction. This is the most I've talked to people in months other than my sister.

>>9764729
Straight lines are for nerds and architects but yeah those were kinda old to I posted them a while back and that super cool anon colored them in.

>>9765555
On the bright side of all the other shit at least you got some quads. I mean that's pretty neat. If it makes you feel better I got a ton of scars and shit and had surgery when I was younger that left me like permanently bent to the left.

I don't know why I can't condense my sentences better. I feel like I'm writing paragraphs for the tiniest shit.

>>9770491
Type however much you want. The world needs more paragraphposters.

>>9770491
You should really do commissions for money man, you're pretty good.

Maybe I just like all possum art though.

>>9770655
I mean, their possums are pretty good in the style they draw them in, but you can't say you want commissions from them if that's all you seen. Probably gonna want to look for their figure drawing before I look for their paypal, you know?

>>9770801
What this person said eloquently was that an artist needs to deliver solid lewds if they ever expect to get sweet fetish smut peddling money because that's where actual profit is to be had.

Speaking of commisions... I've been thinking of getting a basic picture done of my fursona.

I've got a few artists I've been looking at but my real problem's a stupider sounding one. How do I talk to these people? I don't know how to describe stuff well and don't know if I should just be professional or if I should be friendly or what.

It's fucking stressful because I don't want to fuck this up or I know I'll never have the balls to try it again.

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>>9770491
disregard >>9770801

>>9770655 and >>9770521 got it right guy.

Speaking personally I'd also pay for something in this general style

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>>9771016
wew

Hehe

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What do you do when you make an ass of yourself over something that turned out to not matter at all after the fact but you're still technically correct?
I don't know what to do and it's just making me hate myself even more.

>>9773118
I just pretend it didn't happen and wait for everyone else to get over it

>>9773141
I would do that, but I'm fairly certain I'm the only one who's actually upset about it.

>>9773118
>>9773300
Get drunk and do something to take my mind off of it.

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I cant get myself to do anything anymore

>>9774746
Force yourself because defeat means misery.

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Heh

>>9756096
I dunno if anyone cares but literally the day after I posted this I got a promotion at my job

Thanks guy >>9757423

>Try to do stuff in my shit RP thing
>No motivation
wheres the die button guys

>>9777388
die machine broke

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>>9777420
Feck

My arm hurts

>>9777420
fuck
>>9777464
better be cum waffles

>>9777388
I broke it about the seventh time somebody said "Apply for a job at one of the casinos"
Fuck the casinos I'd rather be trapped in Walmart-Brand Purgatory than go there as a grunt.
>>9777486
. . . Lucy?

>>9777548
casinos are shit man my cousin worked there and wanted to die 24/7
also yes lucy

>>9777572
Fancyass casinos, not rez casinos.
Different flavor of shit.
I'd be the guy who gets shitcanned because of accidentally tellng a high-roller to stop being a dick because I didn't notice the gorillion-dollar watch he was wearing and assumed he was one of us mere mortals.
Still, if you're who i think you are, hmu on Discord in you ever want back into the clubhouse(s), no pressure though.

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i used to browse this thread early on in its conception but i don't anymore

have some art

i wonder if any of you will recognize my style

>>9777893
I do
Your artstyle is preddy great
Draw more pls

>>9777486
Nuh just normal waffles

>>9778169
i can't just merely "draw more"

i'm not a drawfag; i don't have the immortal that they do

it takes way longer for me to draw stuff of this caliber compared to the might of a fully fledged drawfag

>>9777893
10/10 would love and impregnate that possum

>>9778292
The immortal what?

>>9779205
immortal power

how do i fucking keep missing words like that

>>9778292
Take your time friendo

>>9782846
Thanks for keeping the dream alive, anon.

>>9783008
It's the least I could do, and better then getting out of bed for the morning.

>>9783026
But getting out of bed in the morning is like the 3rd best part of the morning.

why the fuck does fasting have to be so hard guys

im just finishing up my second day and im thinking about what i could eat when this is all over

>>9784104
What kind of fasting are you doing and for what occasion?

>>9784104
Because our ancestors that weren't driven to eat died

>>9784142
water fasting, because i want to cleanse my body and lose some weight.

>>9784166
Changing your diet would be much better for that. You might fuck up your metabolism and end up gaining the weight back shortly after.

>>9784210
yeah, i plan on changing my eating habits and taking it slow when im done fasting. im probably not going to eat much to break the fast either.

>>9784166
Cleansing is a meme and you can lose weight while maintaining your nutritional needs
Paleo diet son

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>>9784166
That's a terrible idea. There's an appeal to dramatic approaches, but you set yourself up for disaster. Think of what you would be eating in an ideal balanced diet to maintain weight. Now, eat a little less than that. The concept of 'cleansing', as others have said, is bullshit. Your body naturally cleanses itself when you eat right and stay hydrated.

>>9784714
ok, well, thank you for the information. i might as well break this fast tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.

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happy thursday, possums

>>9785377
But it's Friday.

>>9785443
Not in America it isn't.

>>9785469
You country sucks! :(

>>9785523
Agreed. There are some good parts though

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>>9785523
I never said that it didn't

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how do i nofap

>>9785857
Don't, it's a retarded fucking meme. In reality I think you're meant to fap about once or twice per week.

Nofap's for reddit tier losers

>>9785857
Reading a book or shadowboxing whenever I feel like jacking it works for me.

>>9785895
Nofap is a great way for losers to learn some discipline though.

>>9785922
>Nofap is a great way for losers to learn some discipline though.
There's better ways, dieting and exercise is probably a better idea.

You could also realise that everything you do is worthless and doesn't matter and slip into a state of eternal hedonism.

>>9785975
But diet and and exercise takes a little more than just willpower. Nofap is a great way for people to step into the state of mind that they can accomplish something if they push themselves a little.

It also helps to realize everything you do matters and you're a node in your community that powers a great machine. Don't be a busted node anon.

>>9786046
I'm not likely going to bother continuing this discussion after this because we're likely to get nowhere and just shit up the thread, sorry.

As far as I care the community has been busted for a long time and me no longer fapping won't help, if I wasn't doing so I'd instead fill up my time with video games and watching shitty TV. Two things I've sworn off for life.

Discipline is worthless unless there's a real gain from discipline other then "It feels good".

>>9786130
Feeling good is a reward in itself anon. Baby steps still get you somewhere.

>>9786198
But how is denying myself pleasure going to make myself feel good? The only real benefit to gain is being a little bit less sweaty at night time.

Sure if I lived near my Boyfriend I wouldn't fap as often, as to make sure I'm ready to go whenever he is, but until that day I'll repeat a cycle of eat, fap, study and sleep because it's what makes me feel happy.

>>9785975
>>9786046
you'll niggas wastin your efforts

do kegels and then like nofap for like a week to improve quality of the next orgasm

diet for more cum

>People in this thread seriously care about more then getting some drugs, having sex and living week to week

I don't get it, it's like you want to live past 30.

>>9786300
Feeding yourself constant pleasure makes the dopamine release in your brain less and less effective, and if you can't efficiently "reward" yourself mentally you start getting depressed. Restraint also gives you a boost in confidence to have more control in your life in general.

>>9785857
Pull out a calculus book and solve integrals.

>>9786394
I'd rather be in an always state of slightly weaker pleasure then feeling meh all the time and occasionally amazing.

Also if I don't fap then I get constant suicidal depression coming back because I have nothing else I really do except talking with people makes me happy.

I'm not saying it's terrible for everyone, but it does seem weird to me that the only people I've ever met praising it are anonymous people online. I tried it once and it just makes me feel like shit.

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>>9786357
I'm already past 30. 40 or bust, mah possums.

>>9786519
Sounds like you need a hobby honestly. Maybe try collecting animals carcasses, that's a pretty engaging thing to do.

>>9786600
Hard to have a hobby with no money and not being able to leave the house. I draw sometimes but then remember I'm shit and delete it.

>>9786649
Why can't you leave your house?

>>9786666
I live in the ass end of nowhere too far away from anywhere I could go. Also I can't be near people I don't know.

>>9786693
No backwoods to explore or anything?

>>9786758
I only live near farms. There's an empty lot down the street I walk to sometimes but that's the only time I really leave the house.

Sometimes family force me to go with them downtown but I just sit in the car.

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>>9786799
Well, sucks to be you I guess.

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>>9771078
How about that. But in response to it all I feel like I should improve more before I think about anything like that but thanks for real.

>>9776723
Not that anon but seriously that's awesome. I hope things keep improving for you anon.

>>9777893
That's a cute possum I agree with the other anon your styles real nice.

>>9785377
Happy Thursday it's Friday here now to but fuck it.

>>9786799
That's pretty shit. Do you ever visit the farms? I do some work on one that's more of a little petting zoo/bed and breakfast but it's nice. I get to hang out with goats and sheep there pretty friendly. I feel you though I get out of the house for work and to visit my sister thats about it. I got like 2 more months till I can try and get out. I had 5 years of fucking federal probation.
Any of you guys ever get in trouble?

In other news I hope the best for everyone and some other sappy shit. Anyone got any shit they want drawn?

>>9777893
Holy shit I remember you. You have really improved a lot. Looks gorgeous, and I'm loving the art-style. Keep it up!
I'm also from way back. Don't really post anymore but I lurk every now and then. I'd love to see more of your art.

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>>9788085
rosewoodstandard.tumblr.com

here you go, a link to all my stuff because mass uploading images is hella rude

(i actually just crave attention and i use that as an excuse to shill myself)

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>>9788283
Your murder buns are neat I like drawing murder buns to. I feel like a dick not asking if you had a site thanks for posting it though.

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>>9788644
lmao and i feel like a dick for shilling my dumb doodles

thanks for the kind words

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>>9788713
Your doodles are pretty rad though and besides I've been dumping my shit like the past two days.
Besides it's a great way to keep the thread alive and maybe it'll get other people to get more creative to. So I say fuck it shill away.

I wish people would stop telling me I have to eat. I don't wanna fucking eat, eating makes me feel like shit.

>>9788990
That sucks man. Like what kind of stuff do you usually eat? Maybe that's whats making you feel like shit when you eat. You could try a change of intake or something.

>>9789034
I usually eat twice per day. Something around 6 pm which is normally meat, vegetables, microwave dinners or just a sandwich or something. Then I have something later at around 11pm-2am that's just a piece of fruit, chips or whatever.

People keep telling me I can't live without eating meals in the day and they're just over reacting. I used to not eat for days at a time and working on improving but they want me to just shove food down my face when I'm not hungry.

>>9789103
That actually doesn't sound to bad. I usually don't eat much during the day unless I'm doing something really physical.
If you want to try orange juice for breakfast maybe it'll make them happier? I had to take medication a few years back that I had to eat with it and I told my doctor I don't eat breakfast and he said just drink a glass of orange juice.
You could tell them you take vitamins or something to so that it helps make up for what your missing out for on meals.

>>9788078
A comical amount of lit cigarettes at one time, instant laughs are a guarantee.

>>9789210
I do take vitamins, I have to have them because of medical things.

Have a feeling they're worried because I recently went out of town and... I think I ate once that week. So I probably look a little bad right now but it's only because I was drinking and smoking a lot while hanging with people.

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>>9789334
Nice anon I really liked that idea. I feel like something about the anatomy is way off I'm gonna give it another shot tomorrow but heres this one till then.

>>9789393
Shit yeah I imagine after that your looking kinda malnourished. I'm not really sure what other advice I can give you but I'm hoping you figure this shit out. Good luck dude.

I gotta go to bed it's like 2:30. Sleep good or enjoy your day where ever you are in the world anons.

>>9790061
This image accurately portrays the last year of my life. Good night man.

>>9790061
Haha thanks man.

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haha I hate myself

ive been feeling pretty lonely lately so I tried tinder and I got a match and the guy isnt that bad desu freelancer photographer and all that
the thing is that I've been thinkin that homosexual relationships are stupid or something and I might just be scared or lonely
I also dont feel like I deserve anyone, I feel like im too weird for women
I've started feeling comfort from sadness too cause I feel like I deserve every second of it

I wouldn't say I want sex I've never even kissed anyone and I haven't fapped in like 3 weeks

The dude has my phone number too so it feels like it would be awkward to just block him hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>9790848
You can always ghost him (intentionally or not)

haha

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>>9790061
I really like your art mate
My sister is coming back from language travels so i won't have the house alone for me :(

>>9788960
This reminds me of that finnish artist who did all those doodles of super menacing trolls and ghosts and goblin-type creatures all interacting in an innocent way or just observing menacingly in the background

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>>9790087
Hey fuckin smoke em' if you got em' right?

>>9790466
No probs dude.

>>9793496
Hey thanks. That's sucks man do you guys at least have a good relationship?

>>9795453
Don Kenn! Yeah I love that duds work this is the one that inspired that picture. I did a couple of them but felt like I was being unoriginal since he had already done it but whatever.

>>9796464
I have a trashy relationship with a girl i met before i got shredded so i got that going for me, which is neat

Do you?
How you doin anyhoo?

>>9796918
Nice well I'm glad you have something going for you. Like are you the anon saying there sister was coming home?
I meant like that cause me and my sister are pretty much each others best friends.

But I'm doing good anon. Thanks for asking.

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What do you do when someone's trying to take everything from you and you can't do shit all about it without fucking it all up yourself?
My life seems to be in a downward spiral of shit lately.

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>>9799678
Pull the trigger.

Where the bullet goes depends on how much of a pussy you are.

>>9799854
>>>/r9k/

>>9799945
I'm too ascended to wallow in such filth.

>>9800051
> posting in /trash/
>ascended

Whatever you gotta say to get through the day, right pal?

>>9800175
The blind man always sees the same thing in everyone.

>>9800245
The assclown posts fortune cookie wisdom on an anonymous message board

>>9800634
A hungry man is an angry man.

>>9800634
>>9800707
Just fuck already.

>>9800748
Depends if he's hungry for cock.

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>>9799854

>>9799854
This is actually pretty deep

>>9805628
As your mom's cunt, maybe.

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I love you all, my little trash babies <3

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i drew my favourite cat oc

Haha

>>9799678
fuck people. it's only you in the end.

>>9797126
Yea i am that anon
Thing is my sister is my.best friends too in some way but as soon as she is home there is never any quiet in the house

i'm kinda new here. what's this thread about? i've seen it up a few times. a webcomic? battling depression? rp? drawing opossums?

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>>9813062
Pretty much all of the above.

Welcome!

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>>9810547
Hey, I recognize that cat. Good work, anon.

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>>9813110
thank you, heh. tried to draw an opossum but just couldn't get it right. so have this thing instead

oh, and would you mind telling me the name of the webcomic please?

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>>9813364
Terrible, Terrible, Terrible will find it for you. Comic's called Habbits.

Also I don't know what that is but it's cute.

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>>9813383
ah there it is, nice! i appreciate it.
and err, a rabbit, kinda? or maybe a hare. i don't even know, just made a circle and let the mouse take me somewhere. sometimes something ok appears, but had no luck with the opossums so far

if i get something passable i'll post it here

also, your pic is cute, but the message is a bit creepy lol

>>9807413
Everyone has poor depth perception.

>>9812857
My sister's the same, loud as fuck all the time.
I have to go into her room whenever I want to sleep and tell her to be quiet, literally every fucking night that she's here.

Luckily she's not here often.

>buttered toast with jam
>two scrambled eggs
>fried ham
>a bowl of frosted flakes
>a tall glass of freshly squeezed OJ
Is there a better way to start your day?

>>9815297
Flat warm beer, quarter pack of smokes, prescriptions, non prescriptions, and a tall glass of resentment for the waking day and sun itself.

It's perfect.

>>9815344
Beer's gross, ciggys are for a snack, prescriptions are for hippies, non-prescriptions are for dinner, resentment is for women and gays and gay women, the daytime is the best time of the day, and the sun is literally your best friend in the universe.

>>9815485
>the sun is literally your best friend in the universe
Best friends don't burn you or blind you for looking at them.

>>9815524
>he doesn't get roasted by his good pal
>not wanting to go blind just to look at such a beautiful thing
Plus it gives us all a nice warm hug all day every day!

>>9815555
>...fair point
>wanting to go blind
I'll take a nice warm hug though.

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>>9815297
>hash browns
>milk
>shit e3 conferences coming up
is there a better way to start your day?

>>9815657
Just take off all your clothes and lay in the grass! Just let that warmth engulf your body and caress your dedicates. I'm getting a little steamy just thinking about doing it myself.

>>9815702
I think we have a winner for best morning!

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woke up after a night of heavy drinking and remembered i sent a dick pic to a childhood friend
he sent me one first but i still feel crippling regret, someone console me

>>9816553
Well who has the bigger willie? Don't regret it unless if you're small or otherwise insecure about yourself as a person.

>>9816472
Anon pls that's lewd.
I don't want to be lewded by the sun.

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>>9816710
>implying the sun isn't for lewd

>>9816553
hard to tell, i'd say about the same? maybe he's a bit bigger but not noticeably. im not insecure about my dick size

>>9817071
oops, meant for
>>9816619

>>9816993
Oh I'm sure it is, I just don't want the sun to lewd me.

>>9818535
Not muh trash possum

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>>9813364

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Literally me

>>9821160
You're a stoner skater type with punk friends and a dead dad and like no other characterization at all?

Sounds okay man.

>>9750138
don't be a bitch anon, get huge

[spoiler]I believe in you[/spoiler]

>>9821617
No i lie around in bushes

I'm more the punk friend

How you doin

What should I do before I kill myself?

>>9822968
Me.

>>9822968
Make a really nice bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich and then fuck it.

i'm going to smoke weed at a friend's house in a few hours, how do i hide it from the people i live with afterward

>>9823473
>>9823040

>>9823473
Just be yourself man.

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>>9785523
You take that back

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>>9823040
I love you guys and I love these threads.

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>>9825551
>tfw no publicly accessible dump near where I am
>tfw missing out on dump adventures

>>9825845
I'm sorry anon. If it's any consolation I have one I go to but can't check out cause there's always people around plus I'm at work.
I've seen some cool shit to there was a mannequin torso that I wanted but felt weird asking about.

>>9822968
>>9823022
Make it a threesome

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>>9825551
I really love your style. And speaking of dumps, sometimes I raid the neighborhood trash cans. My best find was a three piece set of nearly brand new soft luggage bags.

Love you too, anon!

I've got my Learners Driving test in two days. Last time I went for it a few years back I failed awfully but this time I'm getting every question right on the practise test.

Wish me luck friends.

>>9826292
Good luck Anon. You can do it!

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>>9826250
Nice that's a pretty awesome find. Did you get to use them for anything? And thanks!

>>9826292
Good luck anon make that test your bitch.

>>9826292
I failed my first driving test don't feel bad you know more now you got this

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>>9826420
I've used them... once. Basically I'm saving them for That One Day I Do Something With My Life (TM)

Hey, any you guys read Megg, Mogg & Owl? Someone on 420ch (blessed) dropped .cbrs of all the books.

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>>9830092
Link pls

>>9830189
/616/res/33457.php
Fill in the domain and start reading from the end.

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I just jerked it outside.
I feel like such a degenerate.
I should shoot myself.
My movie isn't finished yet though, me shooting myself is the conclusion of my film.

>>9826420
I like the slight changes in detail you've been adding in your art, starting to shape into something distinct.

>>9829126
It'll be around soon I'm sure. But that's good you got some use out of them. Also Beksinski's stuff is so good god damn.

>>9830831
I mean when we were cavemen the only place we had to jerk it was outside.
Your just going back to your roots anon.

>>9830934
Thanks man I really appreciate that. I just felt like my stuff was kind of stiff looking and I'm trying to loosen it up some.

>>9831328
I spose your right, but my nuts hurt.

>>9830092
MMO is top tier.

Cheap Thrills and Drop Out are also decent webcomics about furbait that doesn't actually focus too hard on people being animals but has that angsty youthful fuck up theme while also being strangely comfy.

I don't know why it feels good to read about trashy burnout losers but it certainly helps to be one to really understand such unique feels.

>>9831505
I mean, most of the people I know are trashy burnout losers, so, you know, I can relate.

>>9831556
Of course. I'm trash but I've seen levels of wasted human life I could only bare witness to and hope that I never came close to sinking to such levels. Everything is relative though, and it's certainly not a competition or anything to brag about.

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>>9831408
Totes and I'm sorry to hear that. I wont ask for details but I hope they get better.

>>9831505
Man you bring up a good point.

Why is it that even when I'm trying not to be shit I still manage to fuck everything up and make things terrible for people I care about

>>9833182
Because we're all trash and one day will return to our kingdom of garbage where our endless fuck ups fuel the land.

On an unrelated note I cut my nails for the first time in a year today

>>9833199
Sounds about right, in such a land I will be the largest contributor of fuck up fuel, so in a way I'll be doing something right for once
Also why is this the first time in a year, do you usually bite your nails or something?

>>9833236
Nope, I just didn't care and stopped paying attention. Couldn't be bothered. They were about an inch past the finger long.

Now time to shower.

I'm starting a course for animal studies soon and trying to get my hygiene up to scratch. Freaking hard.

>>9833271
Dude why.
Also yeah, it gets easier once you get into a routine though. At least for me.

>>9833331
I'm trying to get into the routine, even planning to clean out my room that smells like death and semen all the time.

Small steps.

>>9833182
Hello me.

Life's too hard so I'm sleeping at 6pm to stop me killing myself tonight.

Love you!

>>9833430
Good to hear you're taking steps to help yourself, it makes me feel a bit better.
Keep making those small victories, anon.

>>9833461
We'll get better together, anon.
Hopefully.
We just have to set ourselves small, achievable goals like that other guy.

>>9819769
oh no

this is not what i had in mind

i'll have to fix this, somehow

>>9819769
>>9833922
It's pretty cool though. It's a weird thing.

Hehe

>>9836246
huehue

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here I go possums
Into meeting a stranger I met over the internet haha I hope I don't fuck up

>>9838074
Good luck
Don't whip out your dick unless theirs comes out first

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>>9831676
Thanks for being a bastion of kindness last night.
Last night was an adventure. Over the course of last night I somehow joined a CSGO clan, and bought a hat.

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>>9830831
>My movie isn't finished yet though

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>>9838334
I had a shower thought about what if there was a documentary about my life, and for some reason my drunk ass just went with that thought and rambled. I'm not making a movie, nor do I want to shoot myself.

I have been craving some cigs lately yet I have never smoked. Is time for me to become a certified garbage kitty?

>>9839645
Get a lollipop instead.
Tastes better and won't ruin your lungs.

>>9839645
They're as evil as they are pointless. Become a vape bro or an alcoholic or a damn heroin fiend before wasting time and money and life itself on smokes.

>>9839666
>>9839744
Thank you possums
I will do my best to resist the urge

>>9839791
Vaping is the best option if you can't shake it by the way. It's all the fun and nicotine of smoking without any danger.

>>9839791
It's not even an urge if you've never smoked, it's more like a desperate call for relief or help.

What's so wrong that you'd want to start something so self destructive and meaningless? All you get out of smokes is a couple minutes at a time of sweet relief at the cost of non smoking moments sucking harder and being a few dollars less rich every single day.

>>9839972
>>9839791
Would recommend nicotine free stuff first to see if its just a "need something to do" sort of thing before diving into the funhouse that is chemical dependencies.

>>9840421
>>9840421
>>9840421
Made the new thread.