Haha. I hate myself. Heck off edition.

Hooray for trashy angst and despair.

>>9840537
Three cheers for tears!

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>>9840537

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I don't hate myself and I love everybody but can I still hang around?

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>>9841294
>not being a self-loathing faggot

>>9841294
You can stay. You're just the nerdy looser who hangs around the cool, edgy, drinking, smoking and self-harming kids though. Doesn't mean we don't love you.

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>>9841314
But I'm such an okay guy I couldn't stand to hate myself!

>>9841351
Oh man that's right on the money.

>>9841262
i really really really like this image

I have a good life yet i feel so incredibly sad

Why

>>9841926
Tell us about your life?

>>9841983
I have an apprenticeship, i got a cute gf and a cool family and i still feel like i'm a talentless turd that accomplishes nothing besides collecting guns

I feel like a piece of shit

>>9841926
Brain problems if your life really has been that good to you. Seek help or try to deal with it in healthy ways.

>>9842161
What are the healthy ways? I'm too unmotivated to get fit and smoking doesn't help either

>>9842151
Do you mean, you feel unaccomplished creatively?

>>9842241
Unaccomplished in life
I just don't know what to do with myself

>>9842300
i don't see how you can, sounds like you've already carved out a good station for yourself. How old are you? Are you 28 and looking back, wondering if you should have done things differently, or are you 19 and still figuring things out?

if dubs, i will treat myself to something nice

>>9842514
rolling

>>9842349
Im 19 and figuring things out
But i still can't find any reason why i feel like shit

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The guy didn't showed up haha
but I still had a good time listening to street musicians and performers

All Tha anxiousness over NOTHING

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I'm pretty sure that I made a nice girl hate me with one conversation, this summer is gonna be fun

>>9842698
Well, best of luck, anon.

What are you getting up to tonight?

>>9843036
I was about to head to bed

How about you

>>9843122
Browsing various imageboards, lurking the net, probably heading to bed soon, too.

Feel better.

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Found a cigarette pack with one remaining near my car. I gotta say, today was not so bad.

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>bf came out to me as trans
>promptly broke up with him
>he told me an hour later all hes been doing is crying
On one hand I made a tranny cry.
On the other Im now single.
Mixed feelings, mang.

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>>9843987
Nice. Better watch your back, however. As you might have guessed from recent events, trannies can be pretty fucking crazy.

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>>9843987
>gave up boipussi that would get more pussier
>but also dodged a mentally damaged individual
>but also abandoned a person in need of companionship and support
>but also not enabling what is potentially a huge thing they're very likely to regret
I don't know if I should give you the wag of the finger or a pat on the back.

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>>9844112
I dont think he's going to do much, hes always been one to avoid any and all confrontation and has always been a bit of a wuss.
It sucks though, because we were together for nearly 3 years at this point.
>>9844163
Exactly my thinking. But as a gay man, when your significant other suddenly decides they want to be a girl, where I'll feel literally zero attraction towards then and instead feel disgust, breaking up was the clear choice for me.

>>9844278
This, honestly

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>>9843987
You sound like a bit of a cunt, though

>>9844395
This. >>9843987 did their boyfriend a big favor, honestly.

>>9844395
probably just a form of grief desu. that or he just really hates trannies
>>9844444
damn nice

>>9844444
Tossing someone's compatability as a partner completey out the window for them being trans is understandable if you've got something against trans people.
If that's what it took for the relationship to end, it wasn't meant to last anyway.

>>9843987
Why the fuck did you do that for?

>>9844278
>being disgusted by women
But they're so pretty and nice and even the ones that don't smell nice have an attractive musk unlike gross man musk.

>>9844543
>not inviting mental illness into your life is now seen as a bad thing

>>9844591
My GF came out as trans and literally nothing negative happened. You don't leave somebody who loves you just because they're using different pronouns.

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>>9844395
>not wanting to subject yourself to the baggage that is a transitioning nutcase makes you a cunt

Say Joy Lane

>>9844634
>being cucked out of your own sexuality
wew

>>9844634
That's because she was transitioning to a superior gender.

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>>9844643
I bet you're a real charmer, anon

>>9844681
>cucked
As if.

>>9844700
Hating trannies is the oldest meme even though they're more tolerable than hypermasculine dudebro types that are more likely to violently suffer from mental illnesses.

>>9844808
>>9844839

hyper masculine dudebros have a lower rate of mental issues and suicide compared to trannies

at least they know who and what they are, and rarely decide to become women

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>>9844839
Hypermasculine dudebros are extremely tolerable though?

>>9844869
Got any proof for that? Men commit more violent acts of crime than women or trans people do. Men have a higher rate of incarseration and being committed to loony bins. Men are successful at committing suicide and taking other people with them while they do it.
If you just hate trans people, that's alright, nobody ever says that you have to like them.

>>9844956
If you're a faggot, yeah.

>>9844979
>If you're a faggot
But they make the best gym buddies, they're always fun to hang out with, and they'll push you to be a better person socially.

>>9845017
You forgot that dicks taste good, too.

>>9845108
Let's not pretend they don't, but dudebros typically aren't gay.

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>>9844839
>more tolerable than hypermasculine dudebro types
Success breeds jealousy.

>>9845187
Fags are way more drawn to gym-bunny muscle god types and especially those of them that are 'straight acting' because of how shunned flamboyant homosexuality is.

>>9845223
That's good because flamboyant faggots are literally the worst.

>>9845274
Owing that hatred is important for growth, anon! :^)

>>9845222
and faggots breed gaping raw shitty assholes and call it making love.

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>>9845288
I don't hate anyone though.

>>9845336
Blended kittens is a good source of protein

>>9844869
>hyper masculine dudebros have a lower rate of mental issues and suicide compared to trannies
>a group of individuals who are just members of a certain social clique have a lower rate of mental issues than those belonging to a group who are defined by having brain problems

>>9845545
>the dsm stopped counting trannies as being mentally ill just for being trannies

>>9845545
>a group of people who enjoy to maintain a healthy body and social status have less mental issues than people who don't
really makes you think

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How does /trash/ feels about Shia missionary, warlord and founder of the Assasins order of Alamut, Hassan al-Sabbāh?

>>9845856
i wish i lived in his time so i could ask them to secretly assassinate me

>>9845856
He sounds mean! I don't like him!

>>9845856
I like his hat

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>>9845856
>>9846017
I gotta agree I'm digging that hat.

How's the weather with you guys? It hit like 91 here today fuck that.

>>9846079
I think it hit 89 or 90 here today, gonna be like that for half of the week or so.

>>9846079
seriously hot, and yesterday it was pretty bad
i dont know freedom units but it was at least 30 degrees outside

>>9846100
Damn. Do you at least like the heat or at least got a way to get out of it?

>Fahrenheit

Comfy 20c here.

>>9846079
>>9846100
It's great shirtless weather. Got my fan on and a window open for a nice constant breeze on my body.

>tfw no actual friends

>tfw only 'friends' are more like casual acquaintances who barely want anything to do with you aside from occasionally waving hello

>tfw 'friends' post status updates/pictures on social media of them having fun, or hanging out, or with their girlfriends/boyfriends/fiancees

>tfw my free time consists entirely of sleeping, eating and masturbating

god i just want some fucking human contact

>>9846130
That's 86 here. Yeah I don't know Celsius I had to look it up I was curious.

>>9846141
Fuckin 68f that's my favorite temperature even a few degrees colder.

>>9846142
That's a good point. I'm glad your feelin comfy anon.

>>9846137
Its really fucking humid heat so it feels hotter than it actually is because moisture clings to everything.
Don't visit the great lakes during summer unless you want to have a wet heatstroke.

>>9844538
Is it "something against trans people" if you're into the opposite sex and are not attracted to same sex? What would you do if your gf revealed to you she wants to become a guy and starts acting and dressing like one?
What would you expect if you tell your partner you want to become something they aren't attracted to and don't want to date. The most you can expect is to be just friends.

>>9846240
Oh yeah fuck that then humidity is shit. I'll remember that though.

>>9846187
I'm in the same boat. That's why I stopped just lurking. It's interesting having a better time talking to random people I'll never meet then any contact I've had in like 4 years with people I've known my whole life.

>>9846303
A hole is a hole.

>>9846283
The humidity makes everything better and gives your body that nice most texture, especially since it's been so rainy lately. Also that rainy day smell is heaven.

>>9846353
You're that guy that likes hot weather aren't you?

>>9846353
that does sound nice if you don't mind being a mosquito magnet.

>>9846379
Yep, that's me!

>>9846386
Just spritz some bug-off around the screens on your windows and you're golden my man.

reminder that hot weather is shit and the best weather is a nice and cool 15 degrees celcius

>>9846429
this anon speaks the truth

Reminder that cool weather is cool and all, but the hot nights are the ones you remember! ;)

suck my fucking cock dude

>>9846589
Are you a qt femboy

>>9846917
No but I have a nice ass

What are the best ways to kill yourself without making your family pay for it? Funerals are fucking expensive.

>>9847190
grenade
there wont be anything to bury

>>9847212
I don't have a budget outside of exploiting local rivers and cliffs.

>>9847302
bury yourself alive

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Hey /pos/, I've had a fuckin awful week. Or so.
Pretty sure the people who like me don't anymore.
Nothing is fun anymore.
Everything hurts.

Got any chill tunes I can distract myself with?

>>9849259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfHyumBc6Fc

>>9849407
Accurate title, but man that was.. yeesh. He tried at least. Thanks yo.
Might as well give some back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C17yLNe-wo

>>9847178
post
>>9849259
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9QDHW3dJQes

>>9849259
King krule - borderlines

Cause im a lazy asshole

>>9849769
Gee whiz it sounds like you didn't like it. Maybe one of these will suit you better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My1xC6itc20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqbiPmFHohQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FG53ZOJYUc

I need to find the kind of man who's willing to tolerate me treating him as a surrogate father figure when he's not fucking my brains out.

Anyone else?

>>9850754
I've got a man who does that. It's the best part of dating an older guy.

Only realised I was doing it today as well.

>>9850865
Damn. You're lucky.

>>9850754
Not well versed in the gay shit, but I'd think /trash/ would be the worst place to find a good daddy.

>Get told today that after being on a slow decline for years my grandpa has gone into shock and is dying.
>He was always kind of an ass, maybe not on purpose but would always do things like forget my name and send all the other grand kids gifts and forget me.
>Told myself for years that when he dies that I won't care at all and it would be a good way to get back at him.
>I get the call from my mom and receive the news that I should start planning to head to a funeral.
>Feel terrible, he was old and probably just forgot about me being that I'm such a generic and forgettable individual.

Why am I like this?

>>9850993
I think you misunderstand. I'm not trying to solicit a daddy on /trash/, I'm trying to raise an army of discontented fuckboys to rise up and appropriate all the good daddies by force of arms.

>>9851208
But all the good daddies willfully become daddies. You're just going to end up with dead beat dads who drink a lot and beat you, and I don't want to see you get hurt!

>>9851278
>He doesn't want a daddy who can beat him for sexual reasons

Loser.

>>9851330
I'd rather be the beater than the beaten personally, but above all I'd give hugs not hits.

>>9851278
You "don't want me to get hurt." Yeah fuckin' right. Like you give a shit about someone you've never been in a hundred miles of, let alone met.

You got a point, though.

>>9851479
But we did meet, online. I'm not one to kink shame and you seem like a reasonable guy so we are now acquaintances and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>9851479
>>9851555
Now kiss and act like your his daddy.

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>>9851555
Trips confirm the start of a beautiful friendship

>>9851555
Sorry. You're nice. Always weirds me out when people are nice on here. Especially to me.

>>9851679
Everyone deserves a little kindness, even people who hang out in a garbage can.
But now I have to put my nice on ice because it's 1 AM and I don't want to fuck up my sleep schedule too bad. Good night lads!

>>9851785
Goodnight!

I'm going for a shower, I'll miss you all while I'm gone.

>>9853430
Don't melt.

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>>9851785
this anon is a peach
so
have this freshly drawn peach


opossums are weird. idk if i should paint the whole eye black or what. still i think it turned out better than the bunny monstrosity, so there is that

Heck

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Any one have good ideas for a name for my twinkish Kobold? It's for serious roleplaying reasons.

>>9853981
That is a nice peach and fucking cool opossum anon.

>>9855679
What about Ricard?

>>9849259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49XQYS60K50

>>9849259
https://youtu.be/WRsjlOOIylg
https://youtu.be/H1v5IX52Jvc
https://youtu.be/oqOHPvt-8Yo

i think these are pretty chill, you might like them if you're into this kind of music

Not >>9853430 but I showered and then slipped. I smashed the faucet with my upper back and left arm.

Hurts to move my head various ways and there was a pretty big injury on my arm. I don't really know how much blood there was from it but my arm is pretty fucked up.

Also the faucet was partly broken out of the wall. Fixed it since it just needed knocked back in basically, but still.

[spoiler] i didn't even get to finish cleaning myself. [/spoiler]

>>9857089
>tfw he's right and this isn't me

I enjoy having accidents happen to me...

Man i wish i could go back to the hospital, the nurses were chill af

>>9844634
>Being a tranny is all about using the wrong pronouns like an illiterate retard

>>9853981
What a sweet treat to log back on to! Thanks anon!

>>9857358
Trannies are a menace to our society fnord and need to be rounded up and burned at the stake.

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What is /trash/ opinon on Norman adventurer, conqueror of Sicily, ruler and unifactor of southern Italy, King Roger I de Hauteville?

>>9858728
Dude's arm don't look right.

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>>9857358
>>9858645
Same shit, different day.

Don't die on me

hello, i'm human trash, what can i do here?

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>>9861686
View this chart, I try to be at least on tier 3, but usually I'm tier 4.

>>9862890
there should be separate tier for people on meds like me

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>>9861686
If you're here, you're not human trash, you're possum trash.

Do possum things. Pretend you're dead. Scream at your own ass. Eat shit out the dumpster. Stay up all night even though you've got work tomorrow. Climb trees. Sleep.

Choice is yours, man. Just make sure to do it loud.

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>>9862890
Tier one has the most fun! Ignorance is bliss!

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Told my therapist that I'm suicidal for a good while

Going back to pills lads
Hopefully this time I get a psychiatrist that is not dumb

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>>9862890
Posting while drunk and a shot of dope. hopefully i die tonight

>>9865691
Smack is whack bro. It's a comfy ride to a really shitty end.

>>9865691
Wow. I probably should have tried dope. It's not like I didn't know enough smacked up hookers. Just booze for me. Pretty sure I'm dying of liver disease here. Too frightened to do the labs, but probably. Well... For what it's worth I genuinely feel for you, man. If it's your time, I hope it's a smooth ride to Oblivion. Know that people care.

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>>9819769
>>9835711

it is done
it had to be done
i regret everything

i got super mixed feelings about shit right now. I'm currently in a relationship that's been going on for a few months but like when we started dating it was like a few months after a really bad break up from a two year relationship and like I kinda feel like I'm not super into them like it's nothing like my last relationship like I don't miss them when their gone but like I enjoy their company quite a bit but not like, like like. I guess I'm saying I don't think I love them but I know they're like super into me and like I don't think this relationship is like gonna last but it'd be up to me to end but and like I feel guilty for not wanting to break up because like they have abandonment issues and like even more because I feel like I'm lying to them by being in a relationship that I don't plan to have last. I dunno I kinda wish I hadn't started dating them so we could be friends because like I'm not really feeling it like at all. Like after the second date we started like sexual things but like even in the last month I haven't been feeling it at all.

>>9865884
The problem with that argument is most of us are riding to a really shitty end. At least we get to choose.

>>9866804
You might want to start with "Hey, I'm not feeling this." The relationship is just a few words, but the way you treat each other is real. You don't have to abandon anyone. Just start by saying what you actually feel, and then the two of you should work it out. Together. Collaboratively. In whatever way you're both comfortable with.

>>9866804
You just typed out the word like about 21 times and that entertained me way more than you could ever begin to understand. Also you should just get over yourself and get hyped about that relationship or bail now instead of waiting for things to get bad enough for you to start looking for excuses to bail later. If you're not into it it's probably not worth hanging onto for anyone's sake.

>>9866804
I dumped someone with abandonment issues once and they went psycho on me because of it and tried to ruin my life so have fun with that

>>9866933
Yeah, I'll definitely try to bring it up next time we hang out

>>9867203
i don't like, like how you like. Like brought that like up like yeah like it's like a problem and like yeah you're like probably like totally right I should like get over myself like I'm a piece of shit and Like I never like understood why they was like into me like anyway or how like anyone could like be like into me.

>>9867284
I really don't think they'd do that. She's very passive about everything.

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>>9865884
>>9866933
Nvm. Just woke up. Senpai member shot a bunch of narcan into me. I just want to od and die.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6oXwcH7X4w
Any e3 announcements got you hyped? This looks like it could be good. A might generic but it looks like it plays well.

Pic unrelated.

>>9841493
I like it too.

>>9867438
I wouldn't get too excited, anon. It looks like a Hyper Light Drifter ripoff, and I don't think they're going to do much with the art direction beyond that.

>>9867438
Anything Nintendo will be announcing

The Evil Within Trailer looked sick but the gameplay bits looked lacking

>>9867397
Sorry to hear that. I wish you wouldn't go, but as long as you're here I'm happy to chat.

>>9867438
I guess not, since I don't remember remember anything right away from what I've seen so far

>>9867438
this does look pretty neat though

>>9867468
>HLD ripoff
I don't see it

>>9855679
Garrett

>>9855679
>serious roleplaying reasons
Loki Renki Esling von Ambrodious III

>>9867660
Really? I see it all over the place; the art and sound design practically reeks of the inspiration, and the fast-paced dash-heavy combat looks a lot like it too, if less flashy.

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>>9867636
I had a rather promising career in private security before coming down with rather sever Chrones Disease and kidney stones. Now I'm a neet living off my grandparents money, self medicating with heroin, living in agony praying for death everyday. That about sums up my life story.

>>9867716
I didn't watch the whole trailer so I probably just missed it, then

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look at this adorable mother FUCKER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU1l5anC6BQ
got my computer back from the shop, and ready to party

>>9867718
What do you do with your neet-time? Besides being /possum/.

do any of you still listen to coheed

[spoiler]CAUSE NOBODY GIVES A[/spoiler]

>tfw your last $4 goes towards a 40 oz. and you find out they brought back glass ones after like three years of shit plastic bottles

It's been a while since I had such a wonderful trashy feel. Time for gangster rap and sublime I guess in celebration.

>>9867438
New Monster Hunter is getting me moist but I hope it's not exclusive to PS4.

Absolver is definitely something I'm getting. Wasn't too fond of For Honor's campaign and it looks like a really good game for a solo adventure with its combat.

Fractured But Whole is also looking really fun and I plan to pick it up on sale.

>>9867983
When i can score drugs ill nod out for hours then sleep 20 hours a day and then spend the rest of the time watching pointless videos on jewtube and shitposting on here.

>>9855679
Juno

>>9868725
its ps4/xbone and later on PC apparently

>>9867874
i want it

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>>9867718
oh hey i also have the chrons, yay. had to be cut open cause it was so bad i couldn't sleep, pain and all. and the meds weren't working.
doing better though, no signs of inflammation so far, and it's been a few years. how are you handling it?

>>9866804
...Jason?

>>9870185
...Cassie?

>>9870284
Oh, no. You just really sounded like my boyfriend there, even though we hooked up over a year ago instead of a few months. Sorry.

Heck

>>9872429
dont heck
$350 penalty

>>9872536
thats hecka rough

>>9872536
you cant take money i dont have
you heck

>>9872602
they'll just take it in the form of blood plasma

I'm so god damn bored and everyone I like is asleep. Even the creepy guy who calls me Twinky, tries to ERP with me and I shit you not has a Katana collection is in bed.

Maybe I'll brush my teeth and sleep.

>>9867397
don't kill yourself anon, it's not an answer.

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>>9873581
Well, that's what we're told at least.

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I act really happy and put on a show of being secure and content, but I'm fucking terrified of what other people think of me and I honestly just wish I could stop existing.

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I should've broken up with my gf half a year ago and now it's just gotten out of hand lol haha

>>9874281
i can relate to that

>>9874281
>>9874866
same up until wanting to stop existing
I just want to hide somewhere and just watch things happen without having to interact with anyone

i want possum pet, who do i contact

>>9875447
Me. I come in a crate with a collar and some food. You have to walk me and feed me once per week but other then that I'm chill.

>>9875447
they smell, just get a rat

>>9875473
are you qt grill?

>>9875518
I'm a sorta qt guy? I can castrate myself and take hormones if that helps.

>>9875524
i am straight bro

>>9875524
i want my own bedcage twink., but i dont have the money.

>>9875569
It's not gay if I'm a possum. Just Zoophila.

While we're at it is anyone else a Zoophile here?

>>9875583
Gay zoophilia is still gay tho

>>9875583
Kinda. I used to be an /mlp/erson, and although I haven't engaged in the fandom for years, I still kinda want to fuck a horse.

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>>9869955
I just finished vomiting up blood this morning, so not very well. I texted my dope dealer a pic and he actually offered me free heroin cause he felt bad for me. At least there was a plus side. Now maybe I can finally off myself. I'm just so tired. It's my 4th day without sleep now.

>>9876124
anon, stop.
Don't kill yourself, you will die one day anyway so why not enjoy life

>>9876124
>he actually offered me free heroin cause he felt bad for me

he offered you free shit because he wants to get you hooked not because he feels sorry for you man

>>9876124
uh that doesnt sound good. hows the pain? are you shitting blood? idk how expensive treatment is in the us, but if you can you should get your guts checked.
i cant explain with words how my world changed when i got out of the hospital (they had to cut 20cm). the first year after the surgery was the best year in my entire life. feeling pure bliss after so many years of pain

>>9876124
you're not going to fix one problem by creating another one

>>9876942
20cm of what?

>>9877172
intestine

>>9877242
That sounds like it would be extremely painful

>>9877270
You're a big guy

>>9878002
for you

>>9877270
eh sometimes, when the lets say processed food needed to go through, heh. i still have chrons, since it has no cure.
i used to think it took away the joy from my teenage years. actually i still think so, but i no longer dwell on it

that's my experience with chrons. i'm not saying that going to the hospital will magically fix anons life, but maybe it could help them feel a little better

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>>9874281
Stop thinking the world revolves around you and maybe you won't be so miserable all the time.

>>9879029
That's harsh, but also true. The reality is that most people probably don't think about him at all, and even when they do think negatively of him it doesn't last very long.

Heck

>>9880362
see >>9872536

Defiant heck

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Don't feck just heck

Aw flipping heck. I'm fecking dumb.

>>9882500
It's kay I still love you.

>>9882599
No you don't.

>>9882670
Why would you say that anon.

>218 replies
>Not even a single mention of clem & friends

>:^[

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>>9885699
We are deliberately avoiding any mention of Clem so we can later loathe that about ourselves and what we let the thread become.

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I'm gonna be honest here guys, I'm not feeling this "possum" thing. Possums are dumb and they smell bad, why don't we upgrade to crows?
>Eat only the highest quality trash from garbage
>Regularly congregate even with other crows that hate them
>Very smart and can solve puzzles and recently discovered to naturally craft tools in the wild like hooks and rakes
>Cute and funny
>Bullies dumb weak possums because they smell bad and their tails look like worms

>>9886102
counterpoint: birbs SUCK

>>9886102
As much as I love crows I don't think we're up to that level of.. not sucking at life.
Like possums do.

>>9886162
counter counterpoint: most birbs suck
Crows/ravens/owls are cool

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>>9886162
Hey

Don't use the S word again

I will get you buddy

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I suggest we switch to the humble slime mold

they can even learn:
https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/227439-looking-for-true-intelligence-study-shows-that-slime-molds-can-learn

>>9886245
Slime mold is WAAAAAY too smart to be any of us. It does more without a brain than I can achieve with mine operating at full capacity.

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I am a particularly large waste of space (280 lbs) and I'd like to waste less space. Normally this urge only pushes me to quiet self loathing but today my really jockish fit room mate dragged me to the gym with him to work out because he claims he gets self conscious when he works out alone. He says I'm a good friend and that he wants to help me, now I'm terrified that I'll disappoint him like I have anybody else who has the misfortune of putting their faith in me. I'd go steal some scissors and hang myself with the electrical cable from the dorm vacuum cleaner, but I'm pretty sure it won't support my weight. I'm also too much of a pussy to dig my carotid artery out with a razor, what are my other options my cool opossums?

>>9887314
well, you could cheat! like start working out on your own, so when he drags you to the gym he will be like ohh whoa wow, how are you getting so good, so fast?

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>>9886162
Take that back

>>9887314
Cheat by buying steriods, become a powerlifter.

>>9887314
It's ironic that you're terrified of disappointing your friend but apparently have no qualms with the idea of subjecting him to the ultimate disappointment by forcing him to deal with his friend committing suicide

Just fucking go work out with him, he wants a gym buddy and he wants to help you get fit. Tell him you're afraid about getting demotivated and giving up, and so you'll need his help keeping you on it.. Just stick with it and you won't let him down. (You'll also feel a helluva lot less shitty in general.)

>>9887411
I appreciate that you have the same optimism that he has, but there is no access to the gym at parts of the day that would allow me to do that. He has a broken collarbone right now so I can almost keep up with him in weightlifting, but I can't touch him in the cardio room. And what he asks of me is the same that he asks of himself. It hurts a lot just knowing that he's scaling back milestones as we work to accomodate me.
Also, not going to off myself with a gun I didn't buy myself, and I won't have money for a long time.
Also also, found out today that my gag reflex isn't strong enough to make me vomit, so combined with the failing state of my dentition I will suck dick if you will give me enough money to suck on a shotgun.

>>9886162
the word birb sucks

birds are okay

>>9887635
>It hurts a lot just knowing that he's scaling back milestones as we work to accomodate me.
What should hurt is the fact that you want to throw away his sacrifice because you feel bad about yourself. This guy gives a shit about you as a human being and rather than graciously accepting his help you're using it as an excuse to do more of the very thing he's trying to rescue you from.

You should set realistic, incremental goals: first, set the goal of going to the gym with him for a week. Then, two weeks, then a month, 2 months, 6 months, a year, etc... It'll get easier and easier for you over time, and eventually you'll be so used to hitting the gym that it'll be uncomfortable for you to miss a single day.

>>9887635
>break into a gun shop
>find a gun you like
>find some ammo
>load er up
>an hero

>>9887492
Being dead is easier than pretending your friends and family respect you while simultaneously fearing you'll drag their expectations lower. The hard part is either choosing to live and face being a morbidly obese idiot or subjecting myself to some horrendously painful or risky suicide.

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>>9886162
N-NO

>>9887813
Your roommate respects you enough to want to help you with a problem that is obviously making you miserable. You think that this means he looks down on you for some reason, but if that was true then he wouldn't bother with you at all. He'd just dismiss you.

>fearing you'll drag their expectations lower
Their expectations can't possibly get lower than they'll be when they realize you'd rather give up and feel bad for yourself than put any effort towards solving your problems. Stop using fear as an excuse and start using it as a reason to try harder. Stop fearing failure, because it's going to happen regardless of what you do; just accept it and learn from it. Successful people fail multiple times before succeeding.

What the fuck have you got to lose, anyway?

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>>9886102
We may not have many standards, but we have enough that we reject birds.

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>>9886162

>>9888147
I'll nibble on your worm dumb possum poster

>>9887314
Once I hit 270 I realized I had let my self slip up way too far after hovering around 250 for ages. Back to 260 and I've come to realize that I need to make permanent changes if I'm not going to succumb to the blob. Permanent hunger and misery with some nice escapism thrown in are tough pitfalls to avoid but if you're only 280 you're still salvageable. The true miracle stories are the 300+ crowd that actually managed to get their shit together.

>>9886102
I am not / cannot do any of those things, so crows are out for me

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>>9885699
>>9885769
>>9886102
We have strayed too far from Clem's light

>>9888537
Well maybe if they updated more than once a year or had an actual continuing story to discuss it wouldn't be hard. The days of dumping every comic, every thread has passed. I could probably leads to draw my own comic by the time the next book happens.

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>>9888590
I doubt even half of the people who posted her several months ago still visit these threads. Dumping the comics could be good for getting more posters. We're always getting visitors asking what these threads are anyways.

>>9881969
Did you draw this? If yes do i have your permission to carve it in linoleum and maybe print it onna shirt?

i bet whoever got >9888888 squandered it. i hope so. such a waste would make me proud.

>>9887635
ohh, tricky. well if you only want to get thin you could starve yourself, thats what i did and it worked. but its too damn risky. i would have killed for a jock friend like yours, someone to motivate me to go to the fucking gym or something. even better since he has that broken collarbone so you can do some stuff together at the same level
still, it's a helping hand, try to not think too much about it and take it. and if you are feeling guilty then just try to help him out with something else eh?

>>9889388
The big GET's probably gonna be ace, though.
If [s4s] doesn't jack it.
(Do they still do that? I haven't been around 4chan in forever.)

Heck

Rolling for 999999

>>9867499

so how did you like Super Mario XCom?

Haha

>>9886210
Jackdaws are the worst Corvidae.
Magpies are where it's at.

Heck

>>9891545
I don't hate it desu?? I was ready to hate it but the gameplay looks interesting. I wish the rabbids weren't there though that's the worst bit so far

>>9888147
give me the sauce homeslice

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>>9894144
Artist name is fishboner
Have this one from lokpik, too.

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>>9894633

>>9893666
that's my take on it too, just take the fucking rabbids out and it'd be fine

This backpack I've been waiting on for a couple weeks finally came in. One step closer to hitting the road and not looking back.

haha

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ey hows your day

>>9898447
Stayed up all night and I'm a mess

so pretty good

>>9898447
I was at school
Got home from school
Broke into a friends house
Ate his chips and played games till he came home


Then i cut my leg on a bag of trash

>>9898509
This is why I never trust trash bags.

>>9898691
I belong into one

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>>9898805
Room for one more? We can suffocate on each other's carbon dioxide.

>>9899002
This is somehow even more beautiful than the original.

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>>9898893
That's a really sly way of asking for a kiss anon.

>>9898494
ah, there is something nice about staying up all night, going 1 or 2 days without sleeping. unless of course you really want to sleep.. unless you really want to sleep but insomnia is keeping you awake

>>9898509
and he doesn't mind? thats an alright friend. of course you should stay away from occupied trash bags, otherwise you are gonna get cut

>>9899866
i wrote the same thing twice. kinda. my brain is slippin
oh well

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>>9899404
I confirm nothing.
I deny nothing.
I regret nothing.

;-; guys I think I am always going to be the one in the relationship who loves the other person more. I just realized this to myself.

>>9898893
W-we can cuddle if you like

>>9899866
He's okay with it since i usually just climb the wall to his room

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>>9900516
i feel you

>>9895000
where are you going and what are you leaving behind

what do possums know about own ass that we dont

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>>9887314
>man it'd suck if I embarrass myself at the gym in front of my friend
>better hang myself

>>9887445
what do birds know about the secrets of the universe that we don't?

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>>9901131
That's an excellent question, Anon. I'm glad you asked! The main thing you have to know about own ass is that it is very, -very- important that you scream at it. And, that's... also pretty much everything you need to know about own ass.

>>9901095
I'm probably just going to tramp around for a while. See the sights, go some places, meet some people, you know the drill.

As for what I'm leaving behind, it's less about what I'm leaving behind and more about what I'm ditching. The only thing I'm leaving behind, so to speak, is my big sister, and I'm going to make damn sure to keep in touch with her.

>>9886102
shut up possums are hot

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>>9901593
This anon knows what they're talking about.

>>9901646
pic not related I hope

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>>9901692
Your hope is misplaced.

>>9901646
more~

>>9901722
looks like she is about to eat him with her pussy

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>>9901766

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>>9901812

>>9901812
>>9901838
yes, YES!

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>>9901875

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>>9902024

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>>9902034

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>>9902042
quod erat demonstrandum

>>9850668

Your taste in music is absolute shit tier.

>>9856474

Boring shit is boring.

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>mfw straightfags get all the good opossum artwork

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>>9902578
Well, I posted these two earlier: >>9888147 >>9894633
And I've got this one

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>>9902578
Problem, gayfag?

>>9902578
did you not see >>9888147 and >>9894633, those are some of the best I've ever seen

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>>9902734

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>>9902843

>>9902124
wrong opinion idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSIzOTWcSlM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5p5BdVi3OM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnR5hP594Jo

>>9902734
>>9902843
>>9902903
Thanks bud, but those two are the only ones that compare in quality. In terms of sheer volume, far more images are dedicated to the eternal vaginal jew.

>>9903138
Yeah, I admit the gay well on opossums seems pretty dry by comparison. I also noticed a marked absence of herms. They're there, but not many. Are opossums the only furry species like this, dominated by male-female sex?

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>>9903293
Meant to post this, because why the hell not.

>>9903293
maybe it's time to stop pretending to be gay and come back to the superior male/female standard.

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>>9904211
I never said I wasn't pleasantly surprised.

>>9888918
I did and yeah anon go for it that's neat.

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The thread is auto sageing so I'll post this

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>>9904580
And with that, I found this, Mr. >>9903138

>>9904580
Unironically my favorite image of the thread.

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Porn dump

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>>9904715

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>>9904734

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>>9904748

I need to watch that movie.

>>9905002
It's alright. I loved the opossum girl Heather. Even better she's voiced by Avril Lavigne, my child good crush. Fuck it I still like her.

>>9905002
you honestly don't

>>9905037
Today I have learned Avril Lavigne does voice acting.

page 10 isn't hip and chill

haha

>>9906096
We were never hip or chill though.

Someone make a new thread. Should we start numbering these?

>>9906689
Who even makes these threads? I don't think I've made even one.

>>9906761
2-3 anons make these threads. I'm one of them. I'll have a new one up in a bit.

>>9906882
>>9906882
>>9906882
>>9906882
New. Thread.

>>9906689
Numbered threads are for losers who keep track of things. We aren't a general mang.