/erp/ thread Awoo~ edition previous: >>9704454

>>9709054
>Kissus the awoo

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I'm sorry there's an enforced awoo ban in these parts. I'm going to need to see your ID.

>meme awoo
>DMG
This looks like a fine thread to shitpost.

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>>9709070
>The awo makes happy awoo noises and licks the Anon's cheek.

>>9709102
>Gives the mage an intense threatening stare of cuteness

>>9709122
>Momiji questions the Anon's thoughts

>>9709134
>nuzzles into the awoo while slowly humping her leg

>>9709134
>Anon smiles happily at the playful licks and gives her headpats in return, scratching behind her ears too.

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>>9709134
>The magician puts her hand out, pointing towards the palm and awaiting the awoo's ID.
Ma'am do you know the maximum sentence for awooing in a no awoo zone? It's three headpats. Do you WANT that on your record. All those headpats gone to waste?

Sorry, had to do something real quick. Should have the starter for Etna ready, if you're still around.

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Hiya Cuties!

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>>9709147
>Slender arms of awoo wrap around the anon as she nuzzles back in kind, raising her leg up between the other's legs to press up against the grinding crotch,

>>9709170
>The awoo flops down onto her back with head resting on the anon's lap, her leg kicking up into the air as little growls of enjoyment slip through her lips.

>>9709173
>Momiji simply ignored what the magician had to say and simply leaned forwards to begin licking the soft palm happily

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>>9709054
I think you mean AROOOOOOO Edition

>>9709218
Hey Mercedes, how's it going?

>>9709218
Well hello beautiful! Hope you're having a good day so far~!

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>>9709237
>The magician tried her best to contain herself, but failed. Her smile breaking free and using the same licked hand to pet the little awoo's head
You're too damn adorable..

>>9709237
>Anon continues to give her headpats as best as he can in her current position while also caressing her cheeks with his warm palm. He then takes a hand down to her stomach and lifts her short to expose her belly, then starts to rub it all around with his palm.

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>>9708853
(4chan ate my post! It's not even in the archive! AAAHHHH.)

>Thanks to his slow and steady thrusts, his cock head rubs on her glossy lips as she pushes her head forward. Taking the hint she immediately starts sucking on it, squeezing down her lips on the brim of his glans for a vacuum-like suction. A salivating slurp cuts through the air, filling the room they're in as her tongue snakes around his red head. She starts with her whole dedication, the intense suction causes her cheeks to cave in.

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>>9709247
>Knocks the head jar over, picks Nixxon up with her mouth and prances on all fours out to the back yard and starts to dig a hole. Digs up the perfect grave and drops the waste of air down into it and fills it back in with dirt.
Awoo awoo!

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>>9709265
Goin pretty well! Just hot today! You?

>>9709270
Super am! Just woke up, got a nice shower, lots o' lotion and I'm back to hangin out with you awesome peeps!

>>9709333
Oh, lotion? Planning on tanning or something along the lines of today?

And I'm okay myself; just finally began to get my pool ready for the summer!

>>9709313
>Anon lets out a series of moans as he feels Hestia's inviting mouth suck on his cock perfectly. His entire body quivers as he feels her pleasure the very tip of his cock with her tongue. He places his hands on her head to steady himself as his legs feel like they were about to give in from pleasure.
Oh Goddess you suck cock really good!

>>9709333
Oh yeah you look hot. I-I mean you look...uh...I mean I'm f-fine.

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>>9709348
Hmm? Maybe! But that's like..a diff lotion! Other lotions are for makin me smell super sweet and keepin my skin soooo soft!

>>9709382
Aww~ Well that's good to hear! Wouldn't want ya like..uncomfy!
>Giggles, winking at the Anon as I leaned back on my bed, looking back down at my cell for any twitter posts or lewd texts.

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>>9709291
>The happy Momiji nuzzled her head up into the petting hand of the woman, her fluffy tail wagging at high speeds before pushing past the hand to pounce onto the pretty lady delivering and onslaught of delicate licks all over her face.

>>9709295
>With the Anon's actions, an intense sensation flows throughout the girl's body as it now went completely limp from the utter bliss of receiving belly rubs. Her face easily showing off her happiness with their tongue lulling out out the mouth as she tried to let out an awoo.

>>9709237
>He whimpers in pleasure as the awoo's soft leg presses into him, making him rub harder against it while panting and moaning against her

Her name is fucking Momiji not awoo you mouth breathing retards

>>9709415
Me? Nope, not "uncomfy" at all. I uh....am always comfy and...stuff.
>Anon pulls up a chair, making sure to keep his distance from Mercedes, but never taking his eyes off of her

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>>9709436
AH DOGGO ATTACK
>The magician falls backwards from the sudden attack, having Momiji land on her as she hits the ground with a thud, ignoring the licks and kisses she was getting she jerks around on the ground, overeacting to her finest
OH GOD SHE'S RIPPING MY THROAT OUT SOMEONE HELP

>>9709415
O-oh! Whoops! Sorry; I was thinking of sun-tan lotion, excuse me...
>He apologizes, blushing a bit while examining her visible skin.
Hmm...yeah, your skin does look beautiful...But then, you already look amazing as you are right now...

>>9709436
Does the awoo talk?

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>>9709366
>She starts to bobble her head back and forth, sealing her cock pillows with the noisy suction. Hestia's tongue is uncontrollably licking the center of his red glans, coating it with a thin layer of saliva. The loud and prolonged slurps become more and more wet as saliva starts to run down her chin. It transforms into a very sloppy blowjob, harder than before. Hestia slides her tongue out of her mouth, past her lips, resting on the underside of his manhood and pressing both her lips and tongue against it. Outisde of her mouth, her tongue wriggles from side to side, letting him feel the cold air and her saliva melting on his meat. The Goddess' eyes are locked on his face, enjoying his cute reaction as she uses her divine mouth and wet muscle to milk out his sins and show him the ''enlightenment'' that only his Goddess can bring.

>>9709474
>Glass shatters

LET ME OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP ASS!
>>9709436
>hits the doggo with a fucking STONE COLD STUNNER

>>9709436
>Before he continues her assault on her belly, Anon pulls her up to a sit and lets her body lean on his for support. After putting his head on her shoulder, he resumes his assault on her belly, using both hands to rub every inch of the smooth flesh and scratching it lightly with his nails. Seeing how helpless she looked, he chuckles to himself and gives her a kiss on the cheek, then continues to tease her belly.

>>9709474
>tfw will never be a hitman sent by Paul to brutally snuff DMG

>>9709485
>Anon's face was one of a man who was certainly receiving "enlightenment''. The combination of the wet saliva cooling on the exposed part of his cock and the warmth of the inside of her mouth, not to mention the lewd slurping sounds coming from Hestia was enough to drive the poor Anon over the edge. Not even able to give her a warming Anon's cock suddenly started shooting cum right into her mouth. All of his "sins" rushed into Hestia's waiting mouth at a rapid pace. The Anon let out sweet, blissful moans as he felt himself be "absolved" and reach enlightenment

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>>9709545
>implying I wont just do it myself

>>9709462
Sure. Next you'll tell me book tits, gap hag and THE SLUT have names too

>>9709571
I love Fat Book Tits.

>>9709571
I know who the first two are, but who's third?

>>9709581
Sanae

>>9709566
That would require you to actually leave your house first.

>>9709581
Sanae, I'm guessing.

>>9709590
Why is Sanae the slut?

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Good afternoon everyone!

>>9709606
Who?

>>9709606
Damn you're one adorable little...devil, I want to say?

>>9709612
My name is Tamatoa!

>Tama

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>>9709591
Alright alright you got me

>>9709619
I'm an Incubus, so you're mostly right.

>Tama

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>jumps down into the uncivilised ERP thread

Hello there.

Where are all the hot mommas?

>>9709566
Nice

>>9709643
Incubus, huh? So, is that like a step down from succubus, or is that something else entirely?

>watch Drakengard 3 video
>see Five
How the fuck is no one avaing this character

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>>9709703
>He doesn't know what an Incubus is
Look down "her" pants

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>>9709446
>The White Wolf tengu slowly lowered her arms down, hands gently gliding cross the anon's figure until the had reached his hips and softly guided the male's grinding rotations against her leg as she pressed it up harder against him, massaging the man's treasures happily.

>>9709474
>Continue to lick the cute gir-
>>9709504
>gets knocked out and goes flying backwards, her unconscious body hitting the ground hard as blood streaked down from the top of her head and started poling up beneath them.

>>9709480
Yes Momiji can talk. What is it shadow person?

>>9709511
A-awoo~
>The girl's body now perched up against his continued to remain almost limp, with only her hand which rose shakily up towards the anon's face to gently caress his cheek after gently kissing her own pink flustered cheeks.

>>9709703
An incubus is a male succubus.

>>9709703
Well a succubus is a female sex demon. Incubi are male sex demons.

>Tama

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>>9709643
...an incubus? Well, Tamatoa, looks like I'll have to remember to do a thing or two to you. Would you mind if I called you Tama?
>The Shikibus ran her hand downwards, from his cheek onto his chin as she stared into his eyes. Considering the way she lived and fed, meeting an incubus wasn't that much of a commodity for her, as she relied on feeding off of normal human beings. She couldn't help but think about experimenting and seeing what can she do with someone like him. Could she charm him and use the rest of her magic on him? Was he dominant, or submissive? Could she potentially use him as a reliable dispenser of semen and/or soul?

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Reminder to consider /trash/'s ERP Discord for your lewd butt-bumping needs.

https://discord.gg/Yek3M

>>9709724
>>9709728
(OOOOOH...)

>>9709743
Hmm...well, you still look cute enough, even if you're a Incubus.

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>>9709560
>The ropes of sperm land on the back of her mouth, paintingher tongue and stuffing her maw with its thick, white substance. Meanwhile her tongue doesn't stop teasing his rod and her suction doesn't stop either. Hestia swallows every drop, like an expert Goddess. Her eyes are still looking up at him and his face of awe as he finishes to unload his sins in his Goddess. With a loud ''POP'' his cock comes out of her mouth, and Hestia gently strokes his length.
Ahhh.. There we go...! You're good to go now.
>She says, licking her lips as she stares at his erection.

(Thank you for that, anon. I needed it! Have a good day.)

>>9709788
(Oh no thank you. Have a good day yourself)

>>9709773
Which Discord is this? There's like, 5-6 of them by now, and each one of them is bad.

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>>9709723
Because Five is worst sister.

>>9709726
>The cute little howls that Momiji mase him wannt to tease her more, so after playing around with her stomach for a little while more, he slides a hand under her skirt and moves his other hand up to cup at one of her breasts. After they brush against her slit, his fingers slowly glide across her lower lips and coat themselves with her juices while his thumb reaches up and traces circles around her pink clit.

>>9709758
>Tamatoa blinked at the strange girl holding his chin.
I suppose that would be ok. That's what most people call me.
>The 4 foot tall demon looked up at the taller woman. He wasn't quite sure what species she was but it was obviously not human.
Are you a demon too?
>Tama was on a mission to collect human souls. It was his first trip to Earth and he had been training 100 years for it, but he was still very much a child in terms of the age of demons and maturity.

>Tama

>>9709810
Worst or not she's perfect for ERP
Bitch fucks for meat, easy in

>>9709783
Aww, thanks. I wouldn't be a very good incubus if I wasn't cute.
>The small demon giggled.

>>9709872
Well, you certainly do have adorable looks down with ease~
>He chuckles with him, kneeling down and softly patting his head.

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>>9709818
>As the Anon's hands slipped beneath the white wolf's clothing, Momiji let out a slight yelp as her body jumped from sudden stimulation. For a few moments er body remained still as she felt the man's hands gently teasing her cock pocket and supple breasts before relaxing, her legs spreading apart with one hand lowering down to guide his across their slit, pressing the fingers down against her more sensitive spots with the girl's free hand raising up to caress the breast left unattended.

>>9709758
Welcome back SNK, finally fixed your computer?

>Tfw no session where's anons form a line and wait their turn to bust a nut on the Ava's face. Where at the end of it the Ava's face resembles a glazed donut with vanilla frosting.
Shit now I'm hungry

>>9709912
Well I'm glad you think so.
>The demon boy smiled as his head was patted. The ornaments across his horns jingled with each pat.

>Tama

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>>9709867
Literally no art.
I know because I've tried.

>>9709723
Nue used to to bully Mizuki.
I remember all the Five erpers in the Drakengard threads when 3 first came out on /v/. Good times.

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>>9709966
Ooooo. Can I do that!

>Tama

>>9709966
You actually believe the anons of /erp/ could possibly be that organized without someone sperging

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>>9709467
Always comfy huh? I'm totes jelly! Esp in school. Math makes me all eeehhhh
>looked up from my phone, giggling softly as I saw the distance.
You can like..sit on my bed or whatevs, or if ya wanna go do somethin we can too!

>>9709479
No worries! I use like..suntail oil so I get all sexy bronze! And thank ya~ I like to keep it super soft too!

>>9709971
Cute Junk.

>>9709809
It's a relatively young one. Only been around for a month or so? Not sure the story on the others.

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>>9709822
I'm glad to meet you, Tama. Yes, I'm a demon. Just in case you need some proof... I want you to start stroking your cock right now. Don't be shy, show me the power of an incubus.
>Not waiting too long with the experimentation, she commands him to masturbate as her eyes gently glow, casting a spell as soon as their eyes connect once more. If he really did only train a measly 100 years, it's a duty of someone as experienced as her to show him just what a powerful demon can do. Besides, it was a good way to show who's dominant in the area; his mission would likely clash with her feeding, giving her a good reason to get him to either back off, or become hers and share his souls.

>>9709971
Oh damn, hey Junko!
Sucks that there's no Five content to use, I had her suggested to me and didn't look into it proper to do something. Now I'm kicking myself.
>>9709973
>Five ERPers on /v/
why does this turn me on so much

>>9709921
>Anon's hand goes along with hers, letting it teach him where her most sensitive spots were before he focuses his teasing fingers on them. They would rub, scratch, and press against these spots as they find them, and these actions would get faster as tike went on. With the hand at her breast, he sinks his fingers into the pillowy flesh before his hand starts to move it around, roughly groping the large mound and teasing her pink nipple.

>>9709955
No, I'm just trying to shake off the rust and see how much I can do in this state.

>>9710000
>Checked
And I doubt it'd be hard to organize, it's just a line. But I see your point.

>>9710014
Oh um...I could help you with your math homework if you want. You know me, always getting straight A's.
>Anon gulped as he thought about what he wanted to do with her. He wasn't sure what kind of invitation she was giving him
Um...well what do you want to do?

>>9709967
>He couldn't help but chuckle softly at how he was acting, his fancy looking ornaments only adding to how attractive he was. Softly, he places a kiss on his forehead, warmly grinning down at him.
Well, it's true...

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>>9710066
>With each stroke against her sensitive pink flesh, the girl grew ever lustful. The guiding hand upon the males occasionally pressed hard against his fingers causing then to slip in a little, the awoo's body desperately craving for more as natural instincts began to take over. Momiji now turns her head and leans down as the tengu's lips met his with a tongue hungrily pressing forwards against closed lips.

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>>9709966
OMG YES! I'd totes do this! Like a kissin' booth at a fair but you could just like nut on me instead!

>>9710097
Really?! That'd be awesome sauce! I'll def get ya next time I have some! Mr Reynolds just like..stares down my shirt a lot when I go to turn it in so he like.. forgets to take mine. And I dunno! We could go get some froyo, see a movie, shop for beach stuff..I'm super open today and you're like..the one who can drive!

>>9710175
Haha, a-almost sounds like a date...ha.
>Anon's mind was racing, where could he take her? Wait, shopping for beach stuff would mean...bikinis! With a completely red and rather pathetic face Anon looks at her
U-um...sh-shopping for beach stuff sounds nice.

>>9710175
>Like a kissing booth at a fair but you just nut on me.
That's....an oddly appropriate comparison. Will there be a fee to pay?

>>9710156
>Feeling her tongue lap at his lips, Anon parts them and takes her tongue into his mouth, his own eagerly lashing at hers as it tries to coils around it. As he gives her a tongue-filled kiss, he follows along with her guiding hand's demands and presses his digits against her entrance, his middle one pressing harder than the rest so it easily slips inside. He then starts to pump it in and out of her, pressing the tip against her walls as it repeatedly bottoms out in her.

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>>9710235
A date? Yeah it totes can be if ya wanna pay! I've dated toonnss of geeks!
>I giggled at his choice, sitting up on my bed, my massive breasts bouncing as I did.
Bikini shoppin it is! Lemme go shower, kay?

>>9710261
Umm..I'll set up like a tip jar instead!

>>9710308
>Anon tried to speak but no words came out. Instead a noise somewhere between a mouse's squeak and a cry of joy. He was going to date this bimbo? A nerdy skinny guy like him go out with the hottest girl he knew. He couldn't be more lucky, if this was a dream he never wanted to wake up.
Uh...kay.

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>>9710278
>The awoo is sad to say that duty calls and needs to leave.

>>9710054
>Tama knew what was happening as soon as soon as the female demon's eyes started to glow. The hypnosis partially worked.
Damn it... Fine.
>The Incubus was still aware, though he had to obey. He grabbed his loincloth skirt with his right hand and pulled it to the side, unveiling his nearly foot long incubus cock that looked incredibly out of place on his slender 4 foot tall body. He grabbed the base of the shaft and started giving his flacid meat long slow strokes.
Why are you here?
>The still self aware incubus couldn't afford to have his mission interrupted again. He had already been raped by a royal vassal the previous day which had all but drained him for the day, making seducing humans nearly impossible. He didn't want to get sidetracked again.

>Tama

You already know who it is.

>>9710362
>Gives the awoo a couple of goodbye pats and kissus her nose.
Seeya later awoo!

>>9710151
Well like I said, I wouldn't be a very good incubus if I wasn't cute.
>He smiled up at the human, showing off his sharp teeth.
So what can I do for you mister?

>Tama

>>9710383
Who who, who who?

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>>9710343
>Stopped at the edge of my room, blinking as I turned back around with a giggle.
Oh duh! I already showered! Lemme get into somethin cute then! Wanna pick it out? My closet is kinda big though!
>I warned, pointing behind the geeky anon to an open door behind him.

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>>9710431

>>9710444
I really wanna know.

>>9710439
>The Anon managed to snap himself out of his trance and got up looked inside the wardrobe
Um...I should warn you I'm not very good at picking out clothes.
>After rummaging around for a little while the Anon decided he should try his luck. He could always laugh it off as a joke later. He held up a pair of daisy dukes and a tight looking black t-shirt with the word "Milk" in pink on it
H-how are these?

>>9709788
I summon Hestia for afternoon lewds!
...if she's still here and not taking a break.

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>>9710513
That's kay! It's just like one date so I'm good with whatevs!
>I blinked as I saw the selection, tilting my head but smiled wide and gave him a thumbs up.
Oh I can totes rock those! Did ya wanna pick out my panties too? Or are these okay?
>I turned around now, looking back at the geek and reached down, slipping my thumbs into my pink, cotton short shorts that said CHEER across my plump ass and slid them down, showing off the tight, black polka dot panties I had on now.
I can totes wear somethin else if ya want tho!

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>>9710367
Why am I here? The better question at this point would be why are YOU here. A little bird told me you've been seen seducing someone on my hunting grounds. Were you not told about the areas while being taught? According to the law, demons are allowed to prey on each other just like on humans. For that reason, I think this is a good time to teach you a lesson or two.
>Was she mixing up Etna raping him with him seducing a girl? It didn't seem like it mattered at this point, however, as her hands gently began massaging his sack as he continued stroking. Making sure to gently squeeze his balls as he kept stroking and her eyes glowed once more, she casts a spell to make sure he's producing semen at a much faster rate than usual so that even if he was just raped by Etna, it could be done to him again right away.
Despite of being a demon like this, I've never had the chance to actually milk an incubus dry. What do you think, Tama, should I do that to you?

>>9710573
Ah
>Anon drops his selection of clothes in shock. He stares at her ass for a couple of seconds as he tries to compose himself and stop himself from acting like a lustful animal. He manages to just barely stop himself.
Um...w-what do you have? M-maybe you could show me your favorites? I-I'd feel a little weird going through a girl's panty drawer.

>>9710601
God damn that is a hot demon lady.

>>9710573
Hey, not than anon, so sorry if I'm bothering, but could you put on some pantyhose for me?

I'd rather give donations to Sanae then Hestia.

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>>9710633
Really? Huh..Most my other guy friends like..do it all the time! They usu like..steal a few pairs too. Well it's over there if ya wanna look!
>I said with a smile, sliding my shorts back up and pointing to my white dresser as I strut towards him, my heavy breasts bouncing with each step.
My favs are the ones on top!

>>9710662
Pantyhose? I could look for some, sure! What ya want em for though?

>>9710601
Is that a succubus? Looks more like a kitsune.

>>9710308
>tip jar
I'm sure if you use those lips you can get a nice tip out of those guys, maybe even before they blow

>>9710601
I was sent to Earth to gather human souls... it's my first time here though. I've collected about 20 souls at this point.
>At this point Tama was more annoyed then anything. As much as he enjoyed sex with other demons they always wanted to kill all his cum out, which was somewhat inconvenient. He was still able to respond normally, despite his slowly growing erection, as he took care not to rub the head of his cock or touch the piercing on his Frenulum.
I'd prefer if you didn't... Etna already milked me yesterday and put me behind schedule.

>Tama

>>9710794
Um... I just want to look... for now, at least!

>>9710794
>Anon turns and looks at the white dresser and gulps (not an easy task as his eyes were drawn to her breasts). He slowly walks over and opens the dresser. It smells wonderful, Anon had to stop himself from placing his head right in there.. He gingerly begins to sort through the pile of panties he sees in front of him, until he comes across a very unusual pair.
Um...d-do you like these?
>Anon holds up a pair of panties with a Heart symbol on the back. In the heart symbol was written the word "COCK"

I need a fat futa dick to worship.

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Onahole/Fleshlight Ava when?

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>>9710946

>>9710973
Roleplay or fuck off.

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>>9710848
Ah, I see. There might be an issue here, though. You see, Tama... I don't care.
>Getting down on her knees, one of her hands keeps massaging his sack while the other gently begins to stroke his shaft, assisting his current masturbation. In what seemed like teasing, her tongue continued to lick as close under the head as possible.
You've taken a soul from my area, which affects my feeding. I promise to you, Tama, that I'll rape you hard enough to make you think twice about forgetting.
>>9710805
(For now, I tend to use all images made by Shiki [hence, Shikibus]. Once I get my PC up, I'll try to nail it down to one character specifically.)

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>>9710820
Oh? Well I def could bring tons of lip gloss with me! Just in case some gets wiped off..

>>9710875
Ohhh! Hmm..lemme see here..Gimme a sec, kay?

>>9710926
>Turned to see what he had picked out, blushing a pink that matched my lip gloss.
Ohhhh my god! I totes forgot about those! My friend like..got em for me as a joke to wear on v-day to tease my friends. I mean..I could totes wear em if ya want!

>>9710973
>sweaty futa pony
Yes please!
I'll do it right now if you want to do a quick thing with it.

>>9711005
* to make you think twice about forgetting your geography lessons from down there.
(That's what I mean by shaking off the rust.)

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>>9711000
>Fucks off

>>9711015
Nah not now

>>9711009
>Anon blushed too, but his was much redder than hers. He quickly stuffed the panties back into the drawer and randomly grabbed a pair of lacy black ones
NevermindIwantthese! Ahem...I-I mean if you're uncomfortable with them these would look really nice on you.

>>9711024
Kys

>>9711009
O- okay, thank you so much!

>>9711024
Pleaseee.

>>9711009
You might wanna be prepared for people smearing your makeup by beating off and rubbing their dick against your face as they blow, too

>>9711043
It's Paul

>>9711117
And?
>People actually RP with Paul.
>Paul likes that he's not being ignored and keeps rping without shitposting.
THINK!

Since that didn't pan out, any other big fat futa dicks I can worship?

>>9711141
>Paul RPs once
>He hangs it over every ones head
>He's here another month and spergs
I bet you want DMG to unblock him too.

>>9711141
...how bad of a newfag are you? You do realize he stops after 1-2 posts of RP nearly every single time, right?

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>>9711153
How weird you wanna get?

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>>9711033
>Giggled at his reaction and shook my head, smiling now.
Nah, it's cool silly! I can totes wear the heart cock ones if ya want! Not like peeps are gunna see em!

>>9711040
Hows this hun? I think it makes me look kinda..milfy? I dunno!

>>9711047
Ohhh..yeah you're totes right. Maybe I should bring extra make up too..unless the goal is to get me super messy?

>>9711174
Depends, how big can you get.
Hyper dicks and balls are whew,

>>9711174
I like futa cock too

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How's your weekend?

>>9711178
They look amazing on you! I'm getting so hard just from looking...

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>>9711213
How big I can get. You don't know me do you? Shapeshifter. No limits.

>>9711215
Are you a cute sissy boy?

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>>9711117
DMG I thought you blocked me and were gonna leave me alone

Or are you just not gonna admit you want this

>>9711248
C-can you grow your balls so big that you can smother me with them.
>the anon blushed slightly.

>>9711249
Lets just say DMG has a bit mouth. He's back working, he can't post right now.
Also
>Admitting it and giving yourself away

>>9711248
Yes, please let me worship you.. I'll be all yours along with this other anon...

>>9711236
Complete and utter lack of lewd, but that's been the case for a few weeks now.
How's yours?

>>9711249
I want that, that's for sure.

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>>9711277
Complete and utter lack of a proper weekend. Also the norm for the last couple weeks.

>>9711248
>Faye still shit at small talk
Get to the fucking all ready

>>9711249
Do you want me to dress up in a blonde wig?

>>9711178
I think you'll look good with a nice ess of cum on your face, but I know I'd like a chance to mess up your makeup when I get to the front

>>9711005
>Tama whimpered quietly, he didn't want any of this. He whimpered as the nameless demon girl licked the underside of his cock, her tongue getting dangerously close to the bar piercing just under the head.
I-I'm just doing my job!
>The helpless incubus shouted at his captor. He was still too young to fly and his shapeshifting abilities were limiting to changing the size of his body parts, so he would have a hard time leaving the area. Not that the girl would care.

>Tama

>Futa RD is Paul
Bucccccccccck. Back to Trixie for mare dickings I guess.

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>>9711270
>Implying I give a shit about an ava that I'd only ever use to fuck Trixie which wont ever happen anyways
DMG you know better

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

IS EVERY AVA PAUL?

>>9711393
Oh sweet Christ please let me worship that big fat sweaty cock.

>>9711331
We'll get there eventually, Pops. Just keep your chin up.

>>9711401
Where are the milfs

>>9711178
>Anon blushed deeper now. In a very small voice he said
C-could you? I'd find it...exciting if you did.

>>9711409
Most of the random avas that pop up are him, it's old news.

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>>9711401
Why do you keep calling, sir?

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>>9711263
Well I don't want to kill you with them. But I COULD.

>>9711272
Two anons for the price of one. I'm surprised you little sluts aren't fighting over it. I can give you a dick each you know!

>>9711339
The fucking is the point isn't it

>>9711438
A severe lack of self control, obviously!

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>>9711401
''The legend says that if you look hard enough, lolis are real!''

>>9711451
Whatever you want. All I need is you filling me up..

>>9711409
IS THERE ANY OTHER SQUIDWARDS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

>>9711438
>Kissus the Ashley's butt

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>>9711241
Well did ya wanna touch? I dun mind ya know!

>>9711378
Hmm..maybe I can offer to redo it if they give a nice enough tip?

>>9711428
Course I will! Now shoo~ I gotta go change into my new outfit for the day! No peeking either!
>I giggled and strut towards him, starting to push him from my room.
Bathroom is first door on the left if ya need to take care of anythin!

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>>9711412
Will do anon, will do.

>>9711393
>Paul now obsessing over Trixie

>>9711451
Can I please worship that massive cock then miss Faye?
I want feel that massive shaft and balls as it grows and worship every inch of it.

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>>9711410
Well, I'm not stopping you

>>9711486
You know I STILL haven't gotten to fuck her Gilda

that muffs my cabbage

>>9711486
He obsesses over DMG, Jinx and Trixie.

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>>9711464
Well, I can certainly see that...

>>9711472
A-ah...
>Gasps, turning around to face the anon.
W-what are you doing?

>>9711500
Fuck, I just want to feel that giant, beautiful blue dick all over my face, jerking it off while kissing and smooching each inch of it.

>>9711500
>the anon shoves his face into the futa ponys sac and starts to lick at her balls
"Oh good god, this is a dream come true"
>he brings a hand around to play with her drooling flacid cock that was hanging next to him.

>>9711513
It can't be helped, Ashley! I have a mighty need for cute girls.

>>9711486
How can someone want to go back to being less important than darksouls to their SO that much

>>9711513
Are you the same Ashley with the villager and those other qts on your card?

>>9711475
>Anon was a little regretful that he couldn't see her change, but he understood why she did it. As soon as he was outside the room he rushed to the bathroom and splashed cold water on his face
J-just calm down Anon....you just need to keep your cool and keep your mind under control.

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>>9711542
So, uh...
>She blinks slowly at his eyes, her heart beating a bit face.
Just, why do you need cute girls?

>>9711554
Um...sorry, but no, I am not.

>>9711513
Giving your butt the love it deserves!
>He says as he continues to kiss her tush, damping the plush flesh with his warm spit.

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>People so desperate they're trying to have a session with Paul
It's funny but also really fucking sad

Do your homework faggot.

>>9711608
It's like choosing a shitty knock off cola over the real thing.

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>>9711588
A-ah...hey...s-stop it...please...
>She weakly commanded, trying to back up, but with no luck as she presses her back against a wall.

>>9711475
That'd be nice, but if you'd do that for a nice til, I might start to wonder how much , service, I could get if I paid more

>>9711500
You're literally the most ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen. Every time I see you submit this abomination of a avatar, I want to pluck out my fingernails from my finger tips just to liquidate the anger I see whenever you post your autistic fucking touhou head.

I thought the 2who circlejerk was already fucking cancerous enough with the deviant art tier copy and paste characters, but then you come along as post this shit. This shit is literally the embodiment of cancer thats a sore in my eye every time you fucking post it. Its literally the most fucking stupid thing that has happened in a long time in these threads. I'd rather take more furries and MLP shit than seeing this fucking abomination posted everyday.

Kill yourself

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Check my 9, you fucking cucks.

>>9711628
>Seeing as her back is pressed against the wall, he couldn't quite kiss her butt anymore, so instead, he moves to her front and gives her slender leg a long, wet lick, dragging his tongue across her pantyhose. It continues to make its way upwards until the pink muscle reaches her crotch, where it then starts to lick at her slit from above the fabric.

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>>9711534
Man, that's almost a little flattering
>She sat before you, her half hard cock sticking straight out, resting in the palm of her hand. With her stiff, throbbing blue shaft staring you straight in the face, her fingers gave it a light squeeze, forcing out a slight drip of precum
Well come on, 'non. I'm not even herd yet

>>9711608
JOHN ELWAY

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>Tamatoa was jumping up and down on the king bed in the suite of the abandoned motel. He had a successful day of gathering Human souls and happily jumped around in celebration, the chain across his horns jingled with each little jump. The young incubus had been using the abandoned motel as a base of operations during his first trip to Earth and fortunately for him, the managers suite was left unlocked. The suite was surprisingly free of mold and cobwebs though a strong musty smell permeated the air. Tama loved the smell and dropped down onto his back with a smile on his face.
Ahhhh...
>He sighed contently, taking in the silence around him. The small demon decided it would be a good time for a nap. He hopped out of bed and made his way over to a chair in the corner. The demon boy hummed an earth song he had overheard on the radio as he undid the clip on his Loincloth skirt and draped it over the chair. He opened up a window and let the breeze roll in. He loved feeling the air against his naked body and especially against his sizeable cock that looked almost ridiculous on his four foot tall slender body. The boy laid down on the bed, spread eagle on top of the covers, and drifted off to sleep as the cool air brushed over his body.

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>>9711689
>Not even changing the 2ho parts to say MLP
Shitty pasta made me reply/10

>>9711608
>People still give him attention instead of just ignoring him.

Joking about him does nothing but make him know he's welcome to keep coming here.

>>9711697
DMG

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>>9711692
>Her whole body was trembling in his touch, gasping and shaking in wonder at his actions while her knees were clicking together. Her voice grew shakier as she could only wonder what he was doing.
A-ah...W-what is this, sir?

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>>9711557
>around 10 minutes later I came out of my room, strutting to the bathroom and drumming my pink nails along the open door.
Reeaaddyy~
>I smiled at him to show him the outfit he picked out, my enormous breasts looking ready to just burst from the stretched out top at any moment. My bubble butt was practically swallowing the cut off denim shorts between my cheeks but the top of the red heart could be seen coming out the top of the daisy dukes as they sat so low.

>>9711662
Well I'd totes have a lot of Anons lined up sooo probs not much since speed is the goal!

>>9711697
>the anon brings his hands out and starts to slowly jerk off the blue pony.
"H-how's that feel miss"
>he brings a hand over and scoops up some of her dripping percum and tastes it.
"Mmm, tastes kind of sweet"

>9711706
>implying
2hu = pone shit
Who gives a fuck. Thanks for the (You) though.

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>Mfw I remember the absolute shitshow that took place when he tried to ava 2B.

>>9711697
>Drooling at the sight of her cock, he kneels down and crawls over to right underneath her erection. He kisses the tip with the precum, humming with delight as it traveled down her throat. He continues to smooch down her length while stroking what he isn't kissing.
Mmhmm...ah...

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>>9711740
xD
>Captcha disabled sunday

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>>9711730
>Chat tryna swoop into my RP
Nigga I can see the "s around your dialogue fuck off

>>9711723
>At her question, Anon looks up at her with a curious expression, then parts from her crotch with a strand of saliva still connecting them.
Hm? You don't know what this is Ashley? Well don't worry about it too much. Just lean back and enjoy yourself~
>He then goes back to her crotch and continues to lap at her cover slit, completely soaking the fabric that prevented him from licking her directly. Deciding it was only a hindrance now, he hooks his fingers under both her pantyhose and panties and pulls them down to the floor, then resumes licking at her now bare slit.

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OTP

>>9711726
>Anon's jaw dropped when he saw her in that outfit. He could feel the blood rushing to a particular area as he tried to stop himself from thinking dirty thoughts.But it was very hard doing so when she was dressed like that. He quickly averted his eyes and said
L-let's get to the car then! I-I'll drive.

>>9711766
>hasn't realized he got played yet

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>>9711697
Paul
Why are you ignoring me?
After all the intimate times we've had together, you just drop me...

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>>9711755
Okay hit me up on discord senpai
Chat keeps trying to nigger his way into this and (Despite being the shittiest person here) I have standards and I wont touch him

LD#1543

POST CARDS.

>>9711810
Post the picture faggot

>>9711813
>Even Paul wont RP with Chat
LMAO CHAT BTFO

>>9711813
Tfw Paul's scared of chat.

>>9711726
Aww, come on, you can take it. You have two hands still, you could easily kiss and jerk the whole line of horny guys into blowing all over you in no time if they tip well enough

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>>9711797
E-enjoy...?
>She meekly spoke out, before feeling his tongue lap at her panties against, softly groaning while her legs shook and then parted, allowing him to lick her pussy easier. Her undeciding moans slowly turned into hums of pleasure, a hand gently caressing his face.
S-sir...this, feels nice...

>>9711846
I though paul was thickskinned desu

>>9711726
What a slut. She needs to be raped into a broke down mess.

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>>9711846
I'm not into anal vore, sorry Chat

>>9711837
LOL DUDE XXXXXDDDD

>>9711873
I am
I just have standards

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>>9711873

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>>9711803
Well yeah! I can't drive yet!
>I giggled as I stepped back from the bathroom, letting my massive breasts bounce in the ill fitting top as I did.
Think you'll be okay if I'm beside ya? Orrr should I sit in the back?

>>9711849
Hmmm..well it'd def be a challenge but I'd try! This sounds super fun to be glazed!

>>9711883
I'm not even chat you dolt.
Stop tempting me with throbbing pony cock.
I want to suck and worship that damn meat stick.

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>>9711883
But Paul
I've even lost weight for you. Now it will be that much easier for us to do such dirty things together

>>9711883
>I just have standards
>He can't ignore a simple post

Everyone criticize weezer, even if you like their music. Lets see how far we can push this faggot, maybe he'll finally off himself.

>>9711957
OZMA > Weezer, desu

>>9711917
Um...b-beside is fine. Whatever you want.
>Anon began to breathe heavily, trying to control his emotions. He quickly rushed down the stairs and opened to door, trying to get the thought of Mercedes' breasts out of his head.
U-um...which car is yours?

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>>9711957
>>9711967
If you say Pinkerton isn't the greatest album ever made then you're just wrong

https://youtu.be/okthJIVbi6g

>>9711957
People honestly listen to Weezer?

>>9711410
You deserve to RP with Paul for your atrocious taste

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>>9711983
>Pinkerton
>>>/out/

>>9711873
It's easy to look like that by replying to your shitposts like he does, but he legitimately gets mad enough to start spamming the thread at time, sometimes at the simple mentionof his shit streak

>>9711957
>Still feeding him

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>>9711994
>People hate me so much that they'll blindly throw out common sense just to disagree with me

Dude are you a democrat lmao

>>9711857
>Hearing her moans, he looks up at her with a smug look in his eyes, enjoying how she fell deeper and deeper into pleasure. His tongue slowly drags along her slick lower lips, starting from the bottom and stopping at her little clit, teasing it by quickly flicking his tongue. Little by little, his tongue dips into her entrance, until he finally stops licking her entirely and worms the pink muscle into her pussy. After letting her adjust to the sudden intrusion, his tongue then starts to press against her walls, coating them with a thin layer of his spit while he laps at her sweet juices.

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>>9711983
But Pinkerton isn't Lizard, or Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death, or Plastic Surgery Disasters.

>>9711996
>shit streak
Come on somebody has to have the picture

>Ponyfags this fucking thirsty for disgusting futa they're RPing with Paul
Holy shit

I'm learning a lot about memes on these threads lately.
So who is Chat and why is he hated?

2B is best girl

>>9712035
He's not, people just like hating on male avas.

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>>9712035
Look up the artist "Modeseven"
Chat unironically RPs as that

That's all you need to know

>>9712020
WHo who who and LITERALLLLY WHO????
lmao dude try harder give me something that more than two people listen to

>>9712058
>inb4 Hi Chat

>>9712058
Chat is hated because he's creepy, clingy, is terrible at RPing and has weird fetishes that barely anyone likes.

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>>9711470
>>9711488
Hate to leave as soon as I came, but I just got hit with some stuff. I'll be back later

>>9711917
Yep, and if you ever go for it I'd be happy to give you a nice coating. Have fun with the booth, Mercedes
(You ever done a starter like that before? Never really noticed if you did)

>>9712073
No problem

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>>9712020
Please Paul
Is it bigger you want? Do you like the big black crayon? I can even stretch you out, then you ass will be easier to clean

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>>9712035
>Tfw don't know who Paul, Chat, Owain and whatever other names are thrown around or why they are infamous
>Just come here to erp and have some fun

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>>9712064
>The Dead Kennedys
>literally who
Please end your laifu
>>9712083
Who're you calling Paul?

>>9712058
>Spotting Chat this easily
Go back to your shit Discord server, no one except Kass or that VoRenamon like you. You and Paul are equally shit.

>>9712098
I just want to cum

>>9712072
>barely anyone likes
The number of vore fags has been increasing. Dark times are ahead

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>>9711969
>Shook my head, smiling as I looked up at him.
Dun got one.. You drove over here didn't ya? After you saw that I said my parents weren't home?

>>9712079
(A starter like what? Someone settin up RP for others?)

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>>9712083
>Replying not to me, but to the guy shitposting me
>Unironically saving all these sharpie images

Okay here's your (You)
ya earned it kid

>>9712114
More like DEAD.. shit I was gonna make a JFK joke but it's already in the title of the.. fuck
You know what yeah you're a faggot though

>>9712114
Apologies, all I saw was 2B

>>9712072
Those are not reasons to hate someone. If you don't like how he roleplays you can just not play with him, right?
He has to do something else to be hated.

>>9712098
You have the right idea. There's enough people who want to jerk off to make this thread worth it, independent of all the faggotry

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>>9712155
https://youtu.be/tlqp9HdMJoE
Listen to this and weep as you finally realise your taste is atrocious.
>>9712161
I'm positing the superior waifu (male), 9S.

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>>9712155
But there was a time that you loved us. You were even proud to be seen with us. Don't you remember those wonderful times?

>>9712155
>that ass.jpeg
Why wont just someone play an actual marceline?

>>9712151
(Oh I meant setting up the booth scene, in case you actually wanted to do it, but yeah)

>>9712200
Pick up an Ava, you'll see the full extent of Chat's shittery.
>T.Ava that dropped his characters thanks to Chat

>>9712155
Paul do you EVER roleplay?

>>9712151
(I'm just gonna skip right to the mall if that's okay with you)
Oh right...of course.
>And with that both Anon and Mercedes drove to the local Mall. All the way Anon tried not to focus on how tightly the seatbelt was pressing into her chest. By the time they had got to the mall Anon was sweating bullets. He was grateful for the cool air of the interior of the mall though. He didn't come here often as there were no good comic shops he could hang out in, but if it was for Mercedes he would go anywhere. He looked over to her (trying not to focus on how her breasts stretched out the word "milk" on her top)
Um...do you know any good places here to get bik...uh, beach stuff?

>>9712219
I want 9s to sit on my face.

>>9712253
No

>>9712200
>Being creepy and clingy isn't a reason to dislike someone.
Alright if you say so.

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>>9712259
I want 9S to ride my cock while 2B sits on my face.

>>9712200
He's thick headed enough to not catch hints that a partner didn't like the idea he was pushing, and then approach them again later the same night after they finally asked him to not post at them

>>9712269
But dislike is not hate. Maybe I'm too nice, I don't know, but I don't talk shit or try to kick out people I don't like, I just... don't talk to them or something.

>>9712266
>Is in an RP thread
>Refuses to roleplay
Why wont you just make it easier for everyone and kill yourself?

>>9712253
He'll do it once in a blue moon and then half the thread will say that he's redeemed.

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>>9712219
Shit sounds worse than Neutral milk hotel but unlike NMH with good lyrics, this is just all around garbage

Is that baseline supposed to be him just punching his guitar because that's what it sounds like

lmao
shitposter with shit taste who woulda thunk it

>>9712253
No
I might make one or two posts to remind everyone I CAN, but I wont

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>>9712246
(oohh! I def wanna do it! I adore set ups where I'm the focus of tons of guy's attention~)

>>9712256
(plenty fine with me!)
Tons! Since you're like payin..kiinnddaa depends on how much ya got! There is like.. the super nice store, Silk, the slutty store Fai 22, and the bleh store Kacey's!
>I smiled wide as I looked up at him, even with such little movement, my pushed up breasts were jiggling playfully in the top.

>>9712283
I see, that's more like a good reason.

>>9712276
Do you play 9s?

>>9712303
I mean, you don't rp at all or not here with anons?

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>>9712312
You don't want to RP with me, senpai.
I'm just passing through, and I'm Bolin anyway. I just wanted to stop by and call out Paulio on his nigger tier taste in music. Dead Kennedys or absolutely nothing.

>>9712293
If you can't tell by the people eagerly posting at Paul, this place is filled with a bunch of immature faggots, unfortunately. Just gotta try and ignore it and move on.

t. not chat, but you won't believe that.

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>>9712328
I've RPed like three times in 2017

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>>9712303
Is it something more exotic you want? See I can even be foreign and funny

>>9712301
Why won't you stop feeding attention whores? Stop talking to it.

>>9712305
>Anon finds his eyes wandering to her breasts. He blushes as he sees her breasts jiggle. He clears his throat and decides to test his luck right now
Fai 22 sounds....interesting.

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>>9712376
oh babay get in my assshole~

>>9712360
>Bolin
Now I don't feel so bad for mistaking you for Paul

>>9712305
If you go for it later tonight I can promise you my fat load

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>>9712015
(Sorry for late reply; didn't see you with all the shitposting here.)

A-ah...oh, sir...this, is nice...
>She admits, breathing heavier and heavier, both hands now on his head to stroke his head and weakly push him into her, wordlessly begging for more. She squeals suddenly when her clit is played with, whimpering in a needy fashion.
A-ah! Oh, sir...! A-AH! Y-your tongue feels so nice~!

>>9712372
So you're saying there's nothing wrong with Chat? I'm not attacking you in any way, I just want to be sure that this is what you're saying.

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>>9712303
Fucking negro tier. Alright, since you can't appreciate Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death's better lyrics in exchange for slightly worse music, have the inverse of that from Plastic Surgery Disasters.
https://youtu.be/AU6ZQWnznfU
>>9712406
Shut your dickhole.

>>9712417
Do I smell.. a loli?!

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>>9712393
Oh yes!
Don't worry I can change so things will blend in

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>>9712388
Wanna head there then? I dunno if their stuff will like.. fit or whatevs but I can try!
>I giggled, nodding down to my proud bust before I winked up at him and strut towards the inner mall.
Let's go see what they got then!

>>9712411
Ohhh! I'll def keep that in mind! I should have plenty of time later to set up a kissing booth for all you Anons!

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>>9712443
W-well...
Yes, I think you do.

>>9712437
>Shut your dickhole
I'm not Owain

>>9712458
Um...It won't f-fit?
>Anon followed behind her, though he kept a slight distance between both of them so he could catch glimpses of her wonderful ass.

>>9712462
Not him but it's a cute loli witch.

>>9712417
(It's fine! I had to switch to mobile myself, so sorry if this took a bit longer too.)

>Feeling her hands press him deeper into her pussy, Anon complies with her wishes and slides his tongue deeper into her insides, pushing it in until his lips made contact with her mound. His hands latch onto her ass soon after and pull her even closer to his head, then uses his tongue to tease and lick at her most sensitive spots. With his hands now at her ass, he uses this opportunity to play around with it, sinking his fingers into the plump flesh before gently kneading it.

>>9712462
You can go free now, I have stuff to do. But know that next time you might not be so lucky. Ask the other lolis around.

>tfw post a long starter for anyone to reply to and no one does...
Feels bad man
>Tama

>>9712552
Grows boobs and try again desu.
Also stop attention whoring.

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>>9712496
>Glances left
>Glances right
>Slowly rises up on her tip-toes before kissing your lips gently.

Thanks anon...

>>9712532
>She squeals even louder, her face a blushing red while she rubs her body against his face, moaning gently as he rubbed her butt, soon shaking her ass into his hands.
A-ah...oh, yes anon! This, feels so nice!

>>9712552
You copy pasted your reply to a theme thread, try something different or head back to HG.

>>9712552
Don't get discouraged! No game is better than a bad game, and all it means is that the players you're looking for weren't around at the time. It's all a matter of bumping into someone with interest.

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>>9712475
Fuck, good meme.
Alright, I'd best be off. See you probably not any time soon, familia.

>>9712574
I'm not from HG...

>Tama

>>9712552
If you're actually Tama I'm the anon from yesterday that had to bail, you want to continue on discord?

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>>9712563
>(Sorry; but I have to leave for a bit. I'll be back later for you all!)

>>9712574
It didn't get a reply last night so I figured I'd try again.

>Tama
>>9712593
Sure
>Tama

>>9712552
Dead hours
Plus Paul and Bolin are both here. No one really want to deal with either
Don't let it get you down. Come back in a couple of hours when there should be more people around

>>9712590
>I'm not from HG...
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9697708/#9697901

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>>9712486
Well yeah! Most tops never fit me right! They're always like too small on me!
>With each step my thick rear gave a playful jiggle in the cut off denim shorts, the heart from my panties slowly becoming more visible.

(gotta walk the puppers! I'll be back soon!)