HG Thread
Dawn ded hours edition.
>>9705284
Champion Trumplight Sparkle
>>9705257
NO. THOSE PEOPLE ARE VILLAINS. I'M JUST SAYING THAT THERE'S... GOOD.. IN EVERY.. UH.. BAD..? I GUESS? I THINK? MAYBE I HEARD THAT FROM A MOVIE ONCE? THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY. ANYWAY, POINT IS, DON'T INK IN MY FACE ANYMORE OR DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL AND WE WON'T HAVE A PROBLEM.
>>9705259
IF YOU'RE A GOOD CITIZEN, THEN WHY WOULD YOU BE WEARING A DISGUISE? DON'T YOU WANT PEOPLE TO RECOGNIZE YOU AND LOVE YOU FOR THE GOOD THINGS YOU DO? SOMETHING'S NOT ADDING UP HERE, LADY. SHOW ME YOUR COMMUNITY SERVICE PAPERS.
>>9705284
Judgemental Donald Fagen
ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS
>/b/ summerfags are here
Time to rev up my shitposting engines desu
>>9705284
WE WUZ GEMZ N SHEEIT
>>9705284
Jeb!
>>9705301
we don't have an entry up you goddamn dumbass and stop spamming your shitty filler in games
>>9705293
Man, Now you're callin' me a criminal too? Jeez, I guess I really am a bad friend. I-I'm sorry..
>>9705292
>>9705295
>>9705301
>>9705306
>New here?
>>9705275
Of cooourse not...Now remember to vote for me in the next up coming election...then I'll think about forgiving you.
>>9705293
>She shows him her...community service papers...oh my god she has fifty.
Reasons...I don't need to explain myself to someone like you! We all have our reasons, don't we?
>>9705284
Snakilton
Why do /b/fags always spam as many tributes as they can? it's goddamn cancer, leave some spots for other people, jesus christ
huh
>>9705321
/b/ HG doesn't give a shit, one will fill half the roster if he wants to
>>9705313
What election are ya talkin' about? I don't think there's any comin' out, besides, why are ya askin' some squid kid to vote?
>>9705321
>One of the few times I agree with an anon. I usually only put in Inkling, and maybe sometimes Angie if it's going slow.
>>9705321
Hey, I only put up Snakilton and Trumplight because of tradition, samefag from last thread dis the rest.
Really activates my almonds
>>9705309
...W-WHAT? NO, I WAS NEVER CALLING YOU A CRIMINAL, STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD. I'M JUST SAYING, DON'T BE STUPID ANYMORE LIKE YOU WERE WHEN WE MET. I'M A HERO, IF YOU START DOING VILLAIN SHIT, PEOPLE ARE GONNA START QUESTIONING HOW HEROIC I AM. A HERO, UH... A HERO COMPANIES HIS FRIENDS, OR SOMETHING, I DON'T REMEMBER THE QUOTE.
>>9705313
...OH, YOU ACTUALLY HAVE... PAPERS...
>He looks at them- quite literally just staring blankly at them- for a second, before waving her hand away and awkwardly shoving his hands in his pockets.
ALRIGHT, FINE, I BELIEVE YOU. GO AHEAD AND.. KEEP GOING WITH YOUR WEIRD.. MOUSTACHE THING. STILL, THOUGH... CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WAS FAKE... I CAN NEVER TRUST A MAN WITH A NICE STACHE AGAIN..
>>9705338
you know there wasn't even an entry, right?
>>9705334
No particular reason...just remember to vote for me when you reach the legal age...in whatever.
>>9705344
Well of course I do. I always carry important papers on me at all times.
>She puts the papers back...wherever the hell she pulled them out of, probably her ass. She fixes up her tie a bit before speaking.
Thank you...but I believe you ruined it. Now I'm not going to ask for an apology...but it would be rather niiiiice.
>>9705309
Not at the very least, came here right after its creation as a refugee from /b/
make it hg related and i'll host
>>9705314
What the fuck did you just say
>>9705353
Yeah, but if there ia, i can just link back to my posts. Gets it out of the way
>>9705367
>>9705367
Here grabbed from the other bread
>>9705364
OH.. WELL, IT KINDA.. IT WAS LOSING ITS STICKINESS ANYWAY, SO.. I JUST FIGURED...
...
>Tetsutetsu awkwardly taps his fingertips together, looking away guiltily.
YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT, I DIDN'T, UH... I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU'D STILL WANT IT.. MAYBE YOU COULD TRY A MASK OR SOMETHING..
>>9705367
>
>>9705373
MY DEDUCTIVE SKILLS ARE IMPECCABLE
>>9705344
But'cha said I was doin' something Illegal, whaddya mean by that? Hey, I'm not stupid! Atleast I don't got steel for brains!
>>9705338
>Just watch for "First 24/36/48"
>>9705364
Well, I gotta know ya name if I'll remember to vote for ya whenever I can.
>>9705385
>not first however many I want
>>9705385
>Tetsutetsu angrily thonks the squid on the head.
I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL, I NEVER ACCUSED YOU OF DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL, RETARD, DO YOU THINK A COP'S GONNA ARREST YOU IF HE TELLS YOU TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE?
>>9705390
I'm impressed on how fast you type out responses
>>9705367
>>9705394
>Y-You complimenting me doesn't make me happy or anything, you goddamned bastard
>>9705389
>Only Adachi does first unlimited.
>>9705390
>The Inkling rubs the spot where they were hit
J-Jeez, What did'ja do that for? We pinky promised, remember? I promise I won't.
>>9705367
>>9705381
>Kneesocks shakes her head...like she's saying it's no use it or something.
Oh it's fine really. I'm sure i'll find something else...although I don't think I'll ever find something as...stylish, ever again. What a terrible loss.
>>9705385
Kneesocks 'D Daemon. The middle D is very important, make sure to remember it.
>>9705402
>Jude doesn't use his own sim
Lmao
>>9705402
Jude too
>>9705402
Here's your thing brotendo.
>>9705298
>>9705300
>>9705307
>>9705309
I find it funny how the board that is literally full of regets get their soiled panties in a knot just because someone assumes "HG Thread" means that its a thread in which you enter in characters for an HG Simulator.
>>9705402
GOOD. BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO HEROES THAT GET CAUGHT UP IN VILLAIN BUSINESS, AND I DON'T COMPLETELY TRUST YOU YET. I DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE THE RED RACCOON. GUY GOT INTO DRUGS BECAUSE THE BLUE COMET WAS DOING 'EM, THEN EVENTUALLY FELL INTO BEING A VILLAIN HIMSELF JUST TO GET ENOUGH MONEY TO GET HIS NEXT FIX. THAT HOW YOU WANT ME TO BE? YOU WANT ME TO BE SOME HOMELESS EX-HERO THAT KIDS LAUGH AT FOR BEING WASHED UP? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
>>9705409
WELL.. MAYBE THERE'S SUCH A THING AS TOO STYLISH. YOU'RE LUCKY I'M SO TOUGH, OR MY HEART MIGHT'VE BEEN BROKEN FINDING OUT THAT MOUSTACHE WASN'T REAL. IMAGINE IF A KID HAD SEEN THAT, OR SOMETHING. THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE.
>>9705414
I don't like summerfags on my board. Leave.
>>9705414
Ya gotta lurk
It's my birthday today, so I'm going to need at least 25 tributes for this game I'm about to host.
>>9705414
That's it, I've had enough of this bullshit.
Post your fucking address so we can square the fuck up and I can knock your FUCKING teeth out.
I'll check this thread again in 10 minutes. I swear to fucking god if I come back to this thread and see you replied with some pussy shit and tried to avoid fighting me I'll track your IP myself and throatfuck you in front of your mother.
>>9705427
Draco
Entry?
>>9705427
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
IF THIS ISN'T REAL I'M GONNA HIT YOU AS HARD AS I CAN, JUST SAYING
>>9705427
Lord Beerus
>>9705430
>>9705427
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9705427
Ryougi Shiki
>>9705427
Prisoner
>>9705427
Inkling
>>9705409
What does the middle D mean anyway?
>>9705411
>When's the last time Jude hosted?
>>9705412
>Thanks, Time to sleep then.
>>9705414
>implying half of those are "soiled panties"
>Just lurk more, and learn how this version of /hg/ works, from one nufag that came from /b/ to another
>>9705421
W-Whaddya even talkin' about anymore?
>>9705427
Entry?
>>9705427
Kneesocks Daemon
>>9705421
Oh but you forget, my dear metal man...That some of us know how to keep the illusion alive around those who shouldn't know the truth. If it wasn't for you, I might still have that mustache...and maybe I would've been able to live my life as that Italian saloon owner...just like in my dreams.
>>9705427
Winter Lantern
Happy birthday
>>9705427
IT WAS ME ADACHI
Yes, that was an entry post.
>>9705447
Demiurge. Kneesocks Demiurge Daemon...there's a reason I shorted it to just D.
Sonic
>>9705447
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?
>>9705450
YOUR DREAM IS TO BE AN ITALIAN SALOON OWNER? WHY A SALOON?
>>9705427
Literally me
>>9705427
Ivan Braginsky
C днeм poждeния cэp.
Seniorita Machoke
>>9705427
Best Girl
>>9705427
Judy and her Stand
>>9705459
Ah, Makes sense. It's kinda embarrassing to have such a weird middle name.
>>9705461
I-I dunno either!
>Sorry to end these off here, it's 3am right now and i'm super tired.
Nighto HG, My discord's Vaporcast#2471
>>9705427
Tohru
>>9705430
1600 Pennsylvania avenue, DC, USA
>>9705427
/b/fag remover Sonicfox
>>9705474
>Night night
>>9705461
Why NOT a saloon? I believe that's the important question. Plus; after years of a crippling addiction to alcohol...I have learned to mix my own drinks...mostly out of boredom then necessity...I just want to feel the buzz again, is that too much to ask?
>>9705474
Well that's why I shortened it, dear. Demiurge wouldn't exactly look good on my résumé.
>>9705427
Late go
>>9705479
JUST FUCKING STOP
YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF CANCER AND YOU ARE FUCKING SHIT, YOU ARE SLOWLY KILLING ME EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME TO RESPOND TO ME
JUST FUCKING STOP TALKING TO ME, I WOULD RATHER HAVE AIDS AND 40 DIFFERENT STRAINS OF THE FLU THAN DEAL WITH YOUR FUCKING CANCER
STOP NOW
>>9705427
>hosting in giga ded hours
K dach
>>9705367
Link?
>>9705427
Lenk
>>9705427
Late Grimes
>>9705489
>when you resort to using retarded copypastas to prove you're the most autistic kid in the thread
>>9705490
>hosting
>ever
Cancer
>>9705485
I DUNNO MAN, I GET WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM, BUT ISN'T A SALOON, LIKE.. FOR COWBOYS, AND THAT KIND OF THING? AND DON'T THEY GET SHOT UP ALL THE TIME? SEEMS PRETTY DANGEROUS TO ME, YOU COULD HAVE A BAR AND GET PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING BUT SAFER.
>>9705499
>when you post maga
>unironically
>>9705499
You're a fucking clown, /b/fag. You're a fucking joke. Everyone on /hg/ and /erp/ thinks you're a joke. Society thinks you're a joke. You're nothing, dude, you're zero. You're a human gutter ball. You're nothing but hot dog water, pussy. You fucking clown. God, you're a fucking pussy.
>>9705427
Yosuke
>>9705499
Slow down anon, it takes him a while to find a new copypasta to use
>>9705501
Well obviously. My plan is to buy a bar...then call it a saloon. It's basically the same thing, and it'll add quite the nice layer of charm, don't you think?
YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT
HG IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE GAMES ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE GAMES ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE GAMES ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE GAMES.
Adachi
Just to make it 25.
>>9705499
Aren't we memeing?
>>9705503
>when you take the bait
>>9705506
Wow, at least that one was original. You get that copypasta exclusively from /trash/?
>>9705524
>when you use /pol/ memes
>le ebin bait
>>9705513
I MEAN... I GUESS, BUT IF YOU'RE GOING FOR CHARM, DON'T YOU THINK MOST PEOPLE WOULD BE SCARED AWAY BY THAT? YOU COULD TOTALLY MAKE UP YOUR OWN WORD, AND IT WOULD BE COOL AND INTERESTING, AND PULL IN A LOT MORE PEOPLE. LIKE A "ZIPPAZOO," OR SOMETHING. PEOPLE'LL SEE THE SIGNS AND SHIT AND ASK, LIKE, "OH, WHAT'S A ZIPPAZOO?" AND THEN THEY'LL COME, AND THEY'LL SEE IT'S PRETTY MUCH JUST A BAR, BUT WITH A COOL NAME.
STOP STOP THE 2HU MEMES.
EVERYDAY EVERY FUCKING DAY I SEE THIS FUCKING ICE FAIRY AND A BUNCH OTHER THOSE LITTLE FUCKS AND THEIR MEMERY. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I GO TO HG TO RELAX AND WHAT DO I FUCKING GET?? A FUCKING SMUG POS ICE FAIRY MEMEING EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE.YOU THINK ITS FUNNY? YOU THINK ITS COOL TO MEME 24 FUCKING 7.FUCK YOU. I HAVE THESE FUCKING MEMES BURNED INTO MY RETNA. EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE A SMUG 2HU. AND NOW I CANT EVEN GO ON /k/ TO SEE SOME TANKS BECAUSE EVERYTIME I DO I SEE FUCKING RIKA'S UGLY ASS ON IT. MEME THIS. MEME THAT. HAHA 2HU's EVERYWHERE. NO.NOOOOOOO.NO. YOU INFEST EVERY FUCKING HOBBY I ENJOY! EVERY FUCKING VIDYA OR FANDOM YOU LITTLE 2HU SHITS HAVE TO COME IN AND INVADE.WHY CANT YOU FUCKING DIE.WHY? THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER. ID COMMITT SUICIDE BUT I WOULD PROBABLY GO TO HELL AND BE STUCK WITH THAT LITTLE SHIT.NO. STOP THIS NOW.
>>9705529
>original
>>9705529
/b/fag, I have a legitimate fucking question for you, and I'm not trying to belittle you or anything, I fucking swear it on my mothers grave. Do you have some form of autism? I'm swear to fucking God I'm not joking.
WORK THAT SUCKER TO DEATH
Reaping.
I want to violently fuck DDD's tight fluffy penguin ass and shove my throbbing meat down all the way while playing with his fat rolls, softly licking his arm pits as I pound that penguin boy pussy. I want to fill him with my warm sticky seed so he'll inflat, starting to float in the air before the air pressure kills both of us, letting my dick and corpse fall out of his body as cum will shoot from his anus, propelling him through the air like a rocket jet before he deflates like a balloon, falling into volcano, causing an eruption that would kill everyone in the area. The mountain would be named Mt.DDD, and on the mountain side would be a chiseled structure of DDD, scpreading his blue eagle ass, leaking lava out of it onto a village of waddle dees, all on fire and slowly melting away. Years later, they'll build a memorial of me fucking DDD in the ass with a milk fountain leaking from his cock, all down a sculpture of a mountain of Waddle Dees drowning in the warm semen. Everyone on Pop Star will come to see the statue and jack off to its brilliance, soaking the statue in their semen in tribute and remembrance to those who died in the volcanic incident. I'm also a lesbian.
>>9705531
Because that's ridiculous? Plus I could have an old west night if I call it a saloon. It'd give me an excuse to wear that cowboy outfit I have hanging in my closet...for no real reason in particular. And you can't just make up words then proceed to use it as an alternate title for something that already exists...that's like writing fan fiction and trying to push your OC as a canon character...or something.
>>9705541
Bang.
>>9705541
Let the games begin.
Also, the next slide is bugged and blank, so I'll be skipping it.
This goes out to KK and LF, because those two think it's the funniest thing ever to make me mad and see me flip shit. I hope you've gotten enjoyment out of this.
I'm fucking done with you two. I know it's funny to you when I get mad and write up these "lol so XdDDDD funny copypastas11!!!", but you two have fucking ruined it for me. I've tried to hold off on killing myself, but you two have fucking done it. You've given me that extra reason to kill myself, and that reason is so I don't have to ever fucking see, hear, or breath the same fucking hair as you scumbags. The amount of suffering and heartache that I go through on a daily basis is already too much for me to handle, so when I have to come here and see you two fucking snickers and plotting stupid shit like this it makes me go berserk.
I would seriously rather cut my own dick off than listen to you two talk. I would rather blast dubstep versions of Nickelback songs over and over again than have to sit here and take your constant fucking abuse. Honestly, I would rather kill Ibuki and Mahiru if it meant getting as far away from you two as humanly possible.
So you know what, why not take it a step further? Why not just fucking hang myself from my ceiling fan? The amount of pain that would bring me would be nothing compared to seeing the constant cancer that seeps from your asses every goddamn time I come here. Maybe when I finally fucking die I can rest knowing you two will never, EVER irritate the ever living shit out of me again.
I hope you two are happy, because I'm fucking done.
Goodbye HG, goodbye living, and fuck you two.
>>9705538
I wish, at least then I would have an excuse to be particpating in these threads with the rest of you all.
>>9705541
I'm guessing 25 because it's your 25th? Happy birthday anyways.
>>9705545
ALRIGHT, YEAH, SURE, BUT IF YOU HAVE A SALOON, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE PEOPLE COMING IN THERE WITH GUNS, DRINKING MILK, AND SPITTING ALL OVER THE PLACE. YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOME PROTECTION, AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'M GONNA BE A HERO SOON, SO I'D BE WILLING TO LINE UP A DEAL FOR, LIKE, FIVE- NO, SIX- BUCKS AN HOUR. NO, SEVEN. SEVEN FIFTY.
>>9705554
that is also a copypasta
I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS
Today I go on /trash/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming
Mood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come
Soon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger
and then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD
HE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING
I look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES
and then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
EVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn
EVERY DAY HOSHI SHIT NEAR MY THREADS
YOU FILTHY DOG
GO HOME
FUCK KOREA
NIGGER COUNTRY
>>9705541
Happy birthday Dach and thanks for hosting.
>>9705530
No way!
Actually, I won't skip it.
Here's the blank slide I told you about.
>>9705558
That is too
>>9705554
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.
>>9705565
Must be that new blizzard arena event
>>9705565
looks nice.
I guess some people died in that blank slide.
Whoops.
>>9705557
You are aware it isn't the eight teen hundreds anymore, right? No one would bring guns to bar...well I mean they might, but people are unpredictable. I believe having a Hero as a bodyguard would be...a little extravagant, I can protect myself just fine.
>>9705570
That pasta was one i've already tasted before, very stale. Speaking of "literally who?" Who the fuck are you?
Something happens.
>>9705580
YOU'RE AWARE THAT YOU'RE CALLING YOUR BAR A SALOON, RIGHT? THINK ABOUT IT, PEOPLE ARE GONNA GET HYPED UP FOR THE SALOON, THEY'RE GONNA BE BRINGING THEIR OLD WILD WEST COSTUMES AND VINTAGE REVOLVERS AND SHIT, PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE GETTING INTO FIGHTS ABOUT WHOSE LASSO IS COOLER THAN WHOSE, IT'S GONNA BE REAL MESSY, AND YOU NEED A HERO FOR THAT.
>>9705574
RIP Trumplight, he was too good for this world.
standing
on
the
edge
>tfw you will never pleasure kneesocks as hard as her sister does.
>>9705581
That's not funny. Do you know how much shit we get every day for the mere fact that we like a show that contains children? Do you know how fucking annoying it is to be called a pedo constantly because of a set of repeating fucking numbers? Have you any idea how hurtful it is to have your sexuality used as an insult, knowing that people find your very existence reprehensible? Because you should, given that you´re a fucking faggot with no sense of empathy. Just fuck off. what do you hope to accomplish with this? To make me angry? Because you're not. You're just being a dick for no reason than to have a little laugh, a laugh at the expense of the most marginalized group in the world currently. It's because of cunts like you that people think me a monster whenever I speak out about my desires. People like you are the reason I get restraining orders just for talking to children that I don´t even have sexual interests in. Fuck you and fuck everything you stand for. Fuck off.
>>9705570
Feed me
Feeeeeed me
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED me
what a mess we made
when it all went wrong
congratulations, faggot that never comes around anymore.
he is the winner
congratulate him.
>>9705598
That pasta is less relevant, but whatevs...
Placements.
That was fast.
>>9705604
Brunette anime twinks are always welcome winners
>>9705588
That has to be...the stupidest thing I've heard all day. People wouldn't just dress up to go to bar that I happen to title as a saloon...well unless it's cowboy night of course, where if you dress as a cowboy your first couple of drinks will be completely free...or something like that, I still need to iron the kinks out.
>>9705607
The reaping lasted longer than the game itself.
>>9705611
YOU SHOULD BE STEELING THE KINKS OUT, THAT'S BETTER
>>9705607
Happy birthday. Again.
>>9705604
congratulating him right now
Did somebody say it was they're birthday today?
>>9705615
That...doesn't make any sense In fact, now that I think about it...you don't make any sense in general.
>>9705628
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M A HERO, I HAVE TO MAKE SENSE, IT'S PART OF MY JOB.
>>9705617
Thicc
Im tired and bored, somebody tell DDD Hamilton said "Hi"
/trash/ and /b/ have always been awful at hunger games, but at least /b/ makes them a slight bit funny. Avatarfags can be entertaining sometimes, but most times it just gets stale.
Thats just a /trash/ newfag's 2 cents though. Take it as you will.
New game when?
>>9705633
>>9705639
Yo.
Agreed to some extent.
>>9705632
Well you're...oh dear how do I put this gently...Not very intelligent? I mean I suppose you're still attending school but...It seems as thought none of it is really sinking in.
>>9705639
Have fun, we just have a lot of people who also shitpost when they are bored, dont worry about it.
>>9705639
gtfo
>>9705650
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT SMART, I'M A HERO, HEROES HAVE TO BE SMART, I EVEN PASSED MY LAST TEST, OF COURSE I'M SMART. ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT THE DUMB ONE FOR THINKING THAT? THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ADMITTING YOU'RE STUPID, LADY.
>>9705662
Well...You don't seem all that...perceptive; I suppose that's the correct word for it? I think I'm just going to go to bed. Good night, young metal man.
I swear to god, if there isn't a new game soon, I will make Columbine look like a fucking joke.
>>9705685
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
Reminder that /trash/ was a mistake.
>>9705689
It already is a joke.
https://youtu.be/kZEmczWW-NA
>>9705685
Early Sergeant Feels
>>9705685
Draco
>>9705685
Sekibanki
>>9705685
Phenomenal
>>9705705
What happened to your trombone?
>>9705685
Jason
>>9705685
Lord Beerus
Come on folks keep going, and don't be shy about filler.
>>9705685
Ivan Braginsky
>>9705685
Ririchiyo
>>9705685
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9705685
Suicide Baby
>>9705685
JEEEAAAZUS
>>9705685
Prisoner
>>9705685
Daddy
>>9705697
Reminder that YOUR FACE was a mistake! HAH!
>Slaps her ugly face off her fucking neck before waddling into the sunrise, never to be seen again.
>In reality he just went back home to his castle.
>>9705685
Sensei
>>9705685
Late Streamer
>>9705685
Italy
>>9705685
Jews
>>9705685
Jinder " Illegitimate Champion" Mahal
>>9705685
Jamal Rodriquez
Four more
Don't be shy
>>9705685
Hui Yang
>>9705768
A Skin Cancer Patient
>>9705685
Li Ting
>>9705685
SUNDAY!
>>9705768
Pablo
>when machine learning becomes so advanced, it can predict your RP perfectly
>>9705786
>When your phone recommends kissu to you above all other words
You have a problem
blech
>>9705786
The fact I can be the first half of the day after a long day at the same thing to say I don't think it's time for a few years back on my way home from work
That's what I get with suggested words
>>9705786
I love you Chris-o, these are some nice memes.
>>9705795
I'm ready to roll.
>>9705807
>slaps
>nobody accepts this challenge
What black magic is this
>>9705816
>>9705810
>Slaps back
>>9705822
>slaps again
While I'm here - for events such as "(Player1) explores the arena" should arena be capitalised? Other terminology is capitalised (the Feast, the Bloodbath, the Cornucopia) and I was wondering if I should change it.
I asked other hosts and they all agreed I should, but I'd like your opinion.
As we're in dead hours I'm skipping the peace.
>>9705827
>This arena is a lot bigger than you originally thought it was.
>It's almost like it was specifically built to make sure you couldn't escape.
>>9705822
>removes fang
>>9705827
>While I'm here - for events such as "(Player1) explores the arena" should arena be capitalised? Other terminology is capitalised (the Feast, the Bloodbath, the Cornucopia) and I was wondering if I should change it.
>I asked other hosts and they all agreed I should, but I'd like your opinion.
hey wake up
Can we have another day where everyone avas a Will Ferrell character
Shitpost kero~
friendly reminder to follow the To The Moon sequel http://store.steampowered.com/app/337340/Finding_Paradise/
A lot of hunting parties this game.
>>9705848
it depends lad
is the arena a noun or a proper noun in this context
Lenny Kamina and Hoshi killed hg
>>9705858
to the moon was lame tho
>>9705871
urlame
MAHFUGGIN ARENA EVENT
>>9705864
It could be either I suppose. I've never particularly called it 'the Arena' but I don't see why I shouldn't.
>>9705826
>Slaps back
>Again
>>9705842
But why?
>>9705867
>lenny kamina
Commas, anon.
>>9705874
;-;
>>9705848
>You listen as the other three tell some not so scary stories.
>You've done a lot of bad things to people over the years, things like camp fire ghost stories don't really have much effect on you.
>>9705860
>After an hour or so of chasing your victim around the arena, you finally corner him in the forest.
>Before he can have a chance to react you grab him by the throat and proceed to crush his head like a grape.
>Oh my, what a mess you've made.
>>9705877
Marry me!
>>9705881
>kills
>>9705877
>nods and gives a manly thumbs up
>>9705821
kys
Feast time.
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4XGvfV9Luw
Winner up next
>>9705886
I don't even know you! I think...
>>9705896
I don't like it and it doesn't even look good.
>>9705902
>You don't see any reason to go to this feast.
>It seems like a waste of time, seeing as you don't need to eat that much these days.
>>9705916
>There is now a knife embedded into your chest.
>Normally this wouldn't be a problem for you, but for some reason this seems to be a problem.
>Your vision starts to go blurry, you are having trouble breathing, and your chest hurts more than it normally does when this sort of thing happens.
>You can't express how much you hate this arena and it's curse that it put upon you.
Okay now I'm going to work on my events
Thanks to the one person who replied to my question
>>9705946
I don't know who's behind this but I love you
>>9705951
danke
>>9705951
Sorry I wasn't able to be here too often, but thanks for having me anyways.
>>9705951
Thanks Lenny. I only just woke up tho
>>9705954
It's Hoshi
>>9705954
>I'm almost positive that you would be disappointed if you knew.
>>9705948
>>9705951
Thank you for Hosting
i like cock
>>9705951
Thanks for hosting.
What is BDA2B70?
>>9705991
Looks like a code
>>9705979
It's not him.
Two plausible explanations are either Ahri or Nu-Teijna.
http://poal.me/wv1tra
>http://poal.me/wv1tra
http://poal.me/wv1tra
As long as I'm here let's finish this
>>9705962
>>9705966
>>9705968
>>9705976
>>9705987
No problemo
>>9705994
I'm too much of a newfag to know but I can't drop it
YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER
>>9706005
Jesus Christ I'm so curious to find out what it is but I have nothing on it. I'm gonna flip shit
>>9705991
Googled it, it's a porn webm
>>9706024
Is it a gay porn webm?
>>9706014
WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON
>>9706025
Jude no
>>9706024
I will actually shoot myself. I thought it was some super secret shit. .-.
America is the greatest country in the world. How can any other country even compete?
>>9706061
The Olympics
>>9706064
fpbp
North Korea is the greatest country in the world. How can any other country even compete?
>tfw had the thought to ava a 2hu just now
Help me, I don't even want to CONSIDER circlejerking with the 2hus already here
>>9706105
You don't have to, most 2hus don't even talk with eachother
hey tony where'd you get that fresh pepperoni
>>9706105
Most of them don't even know each other in the series
>>9706121
At your mama's house
>shoots
>you pasta way
>>9706127
>A pasta pun
Make like an Italian and Spaghet-outta here
>>9706105
You obviously have no idea what you're talking about.
>tfw I just woke up with a massivr hangover
>>9706133
This won't be the last time you meet me, meatball-eyed Giuseppe
>>9706105
>Circlejerks with
>>9706139
>drinking alcohol
>no surviving purely on Capri-sun
>>9706151
>he drinks capri-sun
>he doesn't drink pure vinegar
>>9706151
It was my 21st birthday
>>9706145
Make more puns like those and you're gonna meat your maker pretty soon. We'll sau-see if we meet each other again, but I'll Ita-leave just in case shit gets spicy
>>9706163
I honestly can't compete with that.
Consider yourself victorious
>>9706170
It's good knowing that I'm still good with jokes even after one whole year
With this post, we should be at Pisa now
>he exists
>>9706177
>he exists
>he doesn't not exist
>he doesn't coexist
lel
I took the most satisfying shit and came up with this.
It's not Yosuke's birthday.
itsmine
>website is called 4chan
>4chan is pronounced the same way as "fortune"
>has a 4 leaf-clover as logo
>4 leaf-clovers are supposed to bring fortune
coincidence???
>>9705897
no u
>>9706174
I'm honestly dry on puns right now
>>9706177
Get this hothead some help
>>9706192
it's beautiful
i don't even mean that unironically
>>9706177
I wish I didn't
>>9706195
No that's the joke
>>9706211
The joke is that there is no fortune to be found here?
good night hg
>>9706216
Yeah
>>9706220
G'N'ght
>>9706216
He who finds a friend, finds a fortune
Want a game where the winner gets a shitty drawing right now?
>>9706232
Please
>>9706232
Yes
>>9706237
k
24
>>9706232
Sure.
>>9706240
Flamin' Yawn
>>9706240
Ryougi Shiki
>>9706240
Negroid Prime
>>9706240
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9706240
Magane
>>9706240
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
>>9706240
Kat
post fillers if you must faggets
>>9706240
Astolfo!
>male
>>9706240
YoRHa No.2 Type B
>(male)
It's not a trap, it's an ambush
>>9706240
Pot of Greed
>>9706240
Draco
>>9706240
Duck Guy
>>9706239
It's okay Aikawa you don't have to say anything back
>Kissus
>>9706240
High as fuck idols
>>9706240
Zeri
>>9706240
ms paint gods
>>9706240
Machi Amayadori
>>9706240
Yotsugi Ononoki
>don't want to add another filler
>already have 3 in
>game is still nowhere near its limit
>>9706240
Minister of Thicc
>>9706240
Charlotte Praline
>>9706240
Fighter
>>9706240
me irl
>>9706331
It's as if people have lives outside of HG
>>9706331
Enter more, I don't care how much there is.
also I won't draw anime, unless you want a shitty chibi version of it.
>>9706240
The Legit Cool Zone
>>9706240
Soundwave
>>9706345
Yeah, right
>>9706240
Kate
no swaps let's go.
>>9706378
What if I want to swap out Emi cunt
>>9706381
swap her, I'll give her a drawing for the tribute she "swapped with"
>>9706391
I don't want to I was just asking what if I did want to
>>9706334
She has a terrifying power in reality.
>>9706460
And she's also thicc as fucc
Wonder Woman (Male)
>>9706466
You aren't wrong, and she could juice more than just your dick, like your entire body for example.
>>9706481
Honestly if she juices me between her thighs I'd be alright with that, that's a pretty good way to go out
>>9706381
Ready!
>>9706492
>>9706378
Whoops
>>9706467
what
>>9706500
Just don't dig through my stuff and I wont dig through yours.
>>9706487
Cheers to that, brother.
>>9706467
>Wonderwoman
>Male
Pick one
>>9706342
>Junko
>>9706531
I really hope the ms paint gods don't win
>>9706573
Feast next, calling it
I want to fuck Astolfo
>>9706662
Rooting charlotte
>>9706684
>>9706678
>Shit mang you can't beat someone when "Fight" is in their name
>Thanks for hosting
>tfw Adachi changes the game
>with unlimited sim
Feels good
>>9706678
>>9706684
>>9706694
Can't I wish for someone to win without always have them dead at the last second? This sucks.
>>9706706
Shashasha~. It's the thought that counts, sweetheart. I didn't have high hopes anyway, being on land with a tail and all.
>>9706692
Thanks for having us now. I was rooting for me irl but whatever.
>>9706706
Nah.
>>9706717
Tha's many deep levels of lame.
>>9706714
I didn't have high expectations either, especially for a shark in land unless you grow legs. But I want at least one nice-looking I can cheer on to win once, it's like some sort of curse or something. Ugh...
>tfw the UK is fucked
>>9706769
The whole world is fucked.
So uh who's drawing them then
>>9706787
sure, in time
but right now it's UK's domino that is falling
>>9706787
>tfw you won't live long enough to see the whole world get fucked
Why even live
>>9706830
>Shoves head off cup of noodles
>Pushes body aside
>Takes cup of noodles and runs away with it
>>9706836
I haven't gone outside in the last five years.
>>9706855
What the actual fuck is this shit?
NGW?
>>9706865
Probably for the best.
>>9706844
Sex is fucking disgusting senpai
THE GUN IS GOOD
THE PENIS IS EVIL
>>9706895
Says the erp neckbeard
>>9706914
What if you fuck a gun?
Sorry if this is a loaded question.
>>9706868
Oviposition fetish.
>>9706966
Just egg-laying, actually.