HG thread
Guess who wasn't paying attention to the limit? It's lunch time and someone plans to blow up school. Who's gonna stop them?
>>9703834
The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet
>>9703835
So much for the James Bond lookalike, good thing I noticed it on time
>>9703745
Eheh.... Oh please, you're being too flattering now~!
....Yeah, y'know what? Fine by me, call me what you want.
>she takes a breath and chugs from her gourd
You better not be schemin' something, Subaru!
>>9703796
Who put this hole here!? 's this supposed to be a well?
>>9703835
Hey, where are ya all goi-
>>9703855
Why it's pronounced just as it's spelled, there are much other weirder pronunciations to nitpick
>>9703835
A feast? But I'm a robot and I don't get hungry... maybe I'll just not go.
>>9703855
>When your native language doesn't pronounce it like a retard.
>>9703862
kernel
it's fucking pronounced kernel
>>9703835
>What? Someone broke your nose?!
>Yeah, this stupid charade is not going to work twice, so you clam up immediately afterwards.
>>9703872
Where the fuck did you deduce that from, it's colonel
>>9703835
Is there a such thing as a sexy robot?
Nothing happens at school. The interesting stuff happens at the fair again. That coaster should be torn down by now.
>>9703872
It's pronounced KURNALL you fucking idiot
>>9703878
>mfw this esl faggot right here
>>9703862
Callenel sounds different than kernel
>>9703888
IT'S FUCKING COLONEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE4pTF50fz4
>>9703880
There is no safe place around here. There will never be a safe place around here
>>9703880
>now that your hangover is completely gone, you celebrate by doing EVEN MORE VODKA SHOTS.
>There's no way this will end badly.
>>9703880
my mom is smoking? But how would she do that if she's not a smoker?
>>9703819
It's a rather common skeleton antic, yeah. Those that have murder bones, anyways. We use it as a way to lure people into a false sense of security so we can kill them unexpectedly.
>>9703830
I'm GLAD you took something away from this session, really! I really, really, really am. Because what you took from it, I want to take back right now. Seriously, I'm going to break your trust or something. It enhances the murder so much more, like it sweetens it. An extra flavour to it.
>The skeleton pulls out a gun that it had hidden inside of its ribcage, then aims it at the girl.
Seriously, this could not be any better for me. I build 'em up to break 'em down, it's actually so fun! Now, look - I know I seem like a psychopath and all but it's the murder bone. I'm not really like this, it's all in the bone. And besides, the way I see it, when you actually go to a REAL therapist you'll have something else to talk about.
Sheesh, am I long-winded or what? Comes with the whole "no lungs" thing.
>>9703880
I thought I could've luck my way out of this situation... guess not.
>Hakuno immediately slams her face on her desk.
Ow...
("Probably shouldn't have done that, nose is still healing...")
>>9703902
Fuck you, you stupid nigger. It's pronounced CURNVAL.
>>9703901
>London
>Mayor
>>>>>>>>>>>Sadiq Khan
my lord how the mighty have fallen
>>9703880
Well if you can't get his mom...
School's over for the day so everyone has some fun. Except them. Man they got a tough life.
>>9703925
I know
please save us
>>9703880
>>9703910
I hope you brought a fire extinguisher, she's quite literallt on fire
>>9703922
>not knowing it's pronounced CORNWALL
So what seems to be happening in this thread?
Folks, please, calm down, we all know its me, HG Champion Trumplight Sparkle!
>>9703860
Can't you say you deserve it? I haven't even seen grown men in the same shape as you. Not even my father, and he's pretty strong looking. I wouldn't be surprised if you've won a few body building contests in your life. I heard you get paid handsomely for winning those things.
>he watches her chug more of the alcohol from her gourd, wondering how she's able to keep herself sane when she's drinking enough to kill a whale
Now, why would I be planning something? I wouldn't even know how to take advantage of you in a way that means I get out alive. Besides, you've been nothing but kind to me so far, so I don't think I could even if I wanted to.
>>9703819
Are you sure that's me you're thinking of? I don't really piss people off. At most I'd get under someone skin, but that's their own fault for not being fun. I just can't imagine someone killing me just because they were mad. They must be absolute criminals.
Also, please be careful. I don;t really want to die. I don't know how past me kept coming back, but I don't want to test my luck tonight.
>>9703944
My little Donald.
>>9703927
It's just a machine, right?
It doesn't count if it's just a machine
>>9703954
MY LITTLE DONALD
>>9703927
>Swimmy swim swim, woohoohoohoo! Thishish a lotA FUN!
>>9703927
FIRE? WHERE?! Oh. That was a jerk move.
Junpei continues to be the ultimate punching bag. It'll be great if he wins or loses.
>>9703927
Hey I want to tell you something... I love you, In a friendly way.
>>9703913
...
>Hakuno doesn't move in the slightest, but all the hope that she had inside of her... was completely gone. She let's out a sigh, as she stares at the gun.
Just shoot me already, skeleton.
("Just when I thought life was giving me something nice... it was all a lie. All a god damn lie.")
>>9703982
>in the diary is a crude drawing of a middle finger
>>9703982
>Your hungover ass becomes your hungover corpse.
>You probably shouldn't have been wishing for death while writhing in pain. You never know when your wish might come true.
>>9703982
Wow! I did not know you made out with your bat!
>>9703982
False alarm, it was just the microwavw acting up, but everything is under control now!
>>9703982
>>9703993
Also, watch me botch it right at the end, willing to bet that it'll happen
>>9703983
>>9703965
I'm sure you have a reset button on you somewhere, right?
>>9703982
This underdog story doesn't have a happy end.
>>9703991
It's funny, earlier you mentioned somebody was in distress and you wanted to go to their rescue. You think anybody's going to come to your rescue? No, because you don't have any friends. Who would bother saving you?
>The skeleton leaves her to hang on that final sentence for a bit before finally shooting her.
>>9704024
Why do you want to know if I have a reset button?
>>9704035
YAY I WON! I WON!
>>9704035
Making your move right at the end. Nice one.
>>9704045
How much time that took? I don't remember it being two before.
>>9704035
I think the worst part about this is that I'm usually fireproof in fights. Also, called it
>>9704045
Congrats to the robot dude, and thanks for hosting
>>9704054
Thanks for the chance.
if the sea between denmark and sweden freezes over, and a swede crosses that sea to denmark by foot, it is required by law, or at the very least legal, to grab a stick and use it to hit the swede. - any other weapon is not legal
>>9704054
THANKS FOR THE GAME. KINDA PISSED THAT ROBOT MANAGED TO SCORE SO HIGH ABOVE ME, THOUGH. WHAT'D HE DO TO EARN THAT SPOT, ANYWAY?
>>9704045
>>9704054
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>9704045
New thread when?
>>9704035
A-a 3rd glass wouldn't hurt
>>9704041
No reason.
So, reset button? Kill switch?
There has the be something
>>9704054
I don't think the guy's alive. But if there's a slight chance that he is.
>>9704054
Well...It beats last place, I guess...Th-Thaaanks for hosting though.
>>9704054
Thanks for hosting
>>9703948
Because that's totally something you'd pull!
You're really not yourself. Last time you saw me, you were talking about some attractive girl or something and how you wanted to be her knight.
I can't believe that's the same Subaru right here!
...Anyway, I've got stuff to do, so I can't waste time here. Keep yourself outta trouble, yeah?!
>>9704045
>>9704041
And hey, congratulations!!! Time to celebrate with a drink!!!!
>Goodnight, ya'll.
>>9704045
>>9704054
Congratulations, sir. No, miss. No, no, it is most likely a sir. Thank you for hosting!
>>9704054
>Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>9704037
>As the bullet pierce her chest, Hakuno falls onto her knees, not even bothering putting a hand to cover the bullet wound.
("...He's absolutely right, right... to the core.")
>She falls onto her stomach, her arms stretched out.
Is there room on the schedule for an Eric game?
>>9704045
>>9704054
Thank you for hosting, friend!
>>9704057
Robot dude? I'm a girl.
>>9704067
I'm a girl, not a dude. Also you should watch your tone and your mouth if I were you.
>>9704068
Thank you!
>>9704076
There's only a music button and a on button. Sorry if I disappointed you.
>>9704086
You did your best!
>>9704092
I don't drink. I'm a robot.
>>9704099
Thank you!
>>9704118
I don't know. Maybe?
>>9704054
I'd say thanks, but you let me die early.
>>9703035
Getting sloppy...I should go to bed soon
>>9704054
Good job, botgirl. Thanks for hosting.
>>9704116
Wait! No! No, I've made a huge mistake!
>The skeleton dives to the floor, trying in any way he can to delay her death. He flips her over on her back and looks directly in her eyes.
What's your name again? I need to add you to my murder list.
>>9704125
I call everyone dude, dude. Well, almost everyone
>>9704109
I... I love it. It looks so beautiful. No, not beautiful, magnificent! I couldn't imagine the effort this must have taken! Thank you, sincerely!
>Shit lad it looks amazing, I love it. Thank you!
>>9704125
>Tetsutetsu bends down next to the thing and stares at it for a while, but eventually reaches his hand out and pokes it.
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING? WHAT KIND OF SUPER-TECH ROBOT ARE YOU?
>>9704143
ur welcome
>>9704129
At least you tried!
>>9704136
Good job for being in the game skeleton!
>>9703850
Hi Kana
Post cool charts made by cool people with awesome taste.
>>9704134
>hey not bad, not bad at all. Thanks for doing this.
>>filename
>Gas-Coin
>>9703948
Same look, voice, name. I'm pretty sure you and him were the same guy. You know, it was kinda interesting seeing you die. Anytime you did, you would just pop back up. Usually to the body you just died with. But whatevs, I won't do anything like that. Won't stop others though.
>>9703913
>She doesn't show much of a reaction other than a furrow of her brows and a sigh.
Think I haven't had planned for this? I seen what you do to others, crazy. Too bad for you, you haven't seen what I can do. Oh yeah, safety's on, stupid.
>>9704099
>>9704136
>>9704096
>>9704092
>>9704089
>>9704086
>>9704068
>>9704067
>>9704063
>>9704057
Yeah, no prob. Gotta get back to work on something now.
>>9704129
That implies that I put in effort. Nah, not my fault.
>>9704092
Later. Be seeing you.
>>9704167
>that resolution
>>9704054
Urgh... thanks.
>>9704136
Hah... Hah. My name... my name is... Hakuno... Kishinami.
>She starts taking on some breaths, but it was ultimately pointless as she bleed out in a matter of seconds.
>>9704167
kys Aikawa
>>9704092
I'll keep myself out of trouble, even though I've never been in any trouble. Have a good night's rest, Suika-sama.
>>9704175
No prob. Hey Hakuno, you don't look too good.
>>9704167
at least post the game one
>>9704137
Oh like a nickname! I'm sorry if I did not understand earlier!
>>9704150
I'm gortys! I was made by the atlas corporation! It's nice to meet you!
>>9704173
Alrighty. Have a great day!
>>9704125
Just make sure to tell no one about what happened earlier
>>9704173
Oh, so did you see what I did to that Hakuno chick? That was one of my most satisfying murders yet. I got her to trust in me, believe in herself...then I took it all away! I don't play the sadist angle much but it's definitely something I've gotta keep doing in the future.
>The skeleton casually pulls out his gun, but doesn't aim it at her. He points it directly up at the ceiling instead.
Don't mind me.
>>9704175
Thanks. Die quietly, now. I might forget your name, like I'm sure so many others have.
in italy they don’t say “i love you” they say “hey yo tony where’d you get that fresh pepperoni” and i think that’s beautiful
>>9704201
HUH... YOU'RE PRETTY SMART, BUT YOU LOOK LIKE A REAL HUNK OF JUNK. CAN YOU AT LEAST TAKE A FEW HITS? ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE COMBAT TRAINING ROBOTS?
I'll just go ahead and start a game, unless somebody else is about to go.
>>9704191
>And immediately like nothing has happen to her, she gets up with the bullet wound still present on her body.
Of course I didn't look good, I just died. I'll give this place one thing, thank god dying here isn't an issue.
>>9704247
Who the fuck says fufufu say that irl and tell me you don't sound autistic as fuck fucking japan
>>9704259
Do it
>deleted
Probably nothing but ok
>>9704277
Uuuuu…
>>9704256
Hunk of junk! That's not a nice thing to say about me! The atlas corporation worked very hard to make me! And no I'm not a combat training robot!
>>9704277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NxlhLVhsCA
>>9704277
It's like how you type out laughter as hahaha even though nobody laugha like that
>>9704167
>>9704247
I had a feeling this was the inner workings of Junko's shit taste, but little did I know she would actually have the balls to post it and then delete it.
>>9704201
Yeah, here you go.
>>9704307
ikr
>>9704301
DAMN IT, SERIOUSLY? IF YOU AREN'T A ROBOT THAT I CAN BEAT AROUND FOR A BIT, THEN I DON'T REALLY CARE. WHAT THE HECK'RE YOU FOR THAT LET YOU GET FARTHER THAN ME IN THIS LAST GAME? YOU'RE JUST A... A METAL CIRCLE.
>>9704310
Wow, thank you! This is really nice!
>>9704302
Sounds like my fap sessions
Alright i had to do some shit but we're good to go, give me some tributes.
>>9704349
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
>>9704349
Inkling
>>9704349
Hakuno Kishinami
>>9704349
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9704349
Mayor of Cantown
>>9704326
The atlas corporation made to find a vaults and fight a giant vault monsters! One time I fought a giant vault monster that can teleport and I kick it's butt with the help of my friends!
>>9704349
Gascoigne
>>9704349
Craig
>>9704349
Magane
>>9704349
Gortys
>>9704222
You get off to killing defenseless girls? You're one sicko, you know that? Yeah, I get it. I'll just lea... ah ahh aaaaaaahhhhh choooooooooo!
>Th girls sneezes, unleashing a blizzard into the room and freezing a few things along the way.
Whew, excuse me.
>>9704265
So that is what that is.
>She snaps a quick shot of the bullet wound, taking a closer look at it.
That's great and all but it has to hurt. Guess I will feel it soon.
>>9704349
Ibara Shiozaki
>>9704349
lovely junko enoshima
>>9704349
Judgmental Donald Fagen
>>9704349
Lord Beerus
>>9704349
Len
>>9704349
Ridley
>>9704349
Todd Howard
>>9704367
YOU JUST FINISHED SAYING YOU'RE NOT A COMBAT ROBOT, AND THEN YOU TELL ME YOU FOUGHT GIANT MONSTERS. WHICH ONE IS IT?! YOUR BUTT'S ABOUT TO BE THE ONE BEIN' KICKED IN A SECOND!
>>9704378
It hurts, but it doesn't hurt as much as I feel right now... or lack of feeling that is. Still, you're a trooper, you can take a bullet.
>>9704349
Ivan Braginsky
>>9704349
We wuz gemz
Man I'm really tired... I have to go...
>>9704349
Red Dead reJebtion
>>9704349
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9704349
IS-chan
>>9704412
Holy shit.
>>9704422
>>9704412
>>9704394
>>9704373
Android/possible tablet users?
My bet is on kindles or some shit
>>9704349
An Italian
>>9704450
...Something is not quite right here.
Alright it looks like we're ready to go.
>>9704378
>The skeleton becomes sealed in a block of ice, his gun remaining pointed upwards. If you look closely, you can see that his finger was in the process of pulling the trigger - it just didn't quite get there.
That's not a fair assessment - I get off on killing anyone, defenceless or otherwise. It's just a bit easier when they're defenceless. Also don't mind how I'm speaking to you despite being frozen - it's a miracle I can even talk at all!
So, this kinda sucks. I left the stove on for like, two hours. This room has been entirely flooded with gas. I had this cool plan where I was gonna shoot the gun randomly to set off the gas but ya froze me before that could happen. Oh man, that would've blown you away, huh? But now I am entirely unable to do that. YEP, entirely unable. Completely stuck, not being able to set off the gas. Nope, no way at all.
>And there goes the most obvious attempt to stall a person.
>>9704449
I'm on a desktop, what made you think otherwise?
>>9704458
Seems legit to me
>>9704464
Get on with it.
>>9704458
U-Uh...B-Boppity boopy?
>>9704458
Bigot, much?
That is clearly a Neopolitan I have no idea where you get off
>>9704449
Because of 4chan filenames? Are you retarded? Nah like real shit how are you this fucking stupid?
>>9704484
HEY TONY WHERE'D YOU GET THAT FRESH PEPPERONI
>>9704464
Peppered my anus
>>9704464
...Embarrassment incoming.
>>9704487
>4chan filenames
>implying 4chan doesn't use device filenames
>>9704509
>4chan came out after mobile phones
:thot:
>>9704488
Uhhh...
>Does that finger thing
Ovah at Jill's pizza palace?
>>9704349
Ryoma Hoshi
Since we obviously don't have enough people for swaps we'ere just going to get right on into it. We will be using the "Grave Encounters" code, i think that's a tv show or something, i don't know.
>>9704489
This image speaks to me.
>>9704509
Try saving an image from a thread
The filename is the post number
>>9704524
I don't understanderoni your accenteroni
I-Is Kaiji still here?
I want to keep going but my eyelids are getting heavy and my wrist hurts. Sorry, I'll do the rest as soon as I wake up.
Goodnight everyone.
>>9704403
That. That was deep. I wouldn't want anyone to be led on, especially that way. It's not that special considering what I am. Now we can compliment me all we want or I can use the short amount of time I am still awake to help you. Which one should it be?
>>9704415
Later. Be seeing you.
>>9704465
>She claps sarcastically,a smug look on her face as she goes to the door.
Wow, I never woulda guessed. You sure fooled me. But man, *yawns* I am pretty tired right. Better get out of your hair. Oh wait, you don't have any. Have fun.
>Giving a lazy wave, she releases another blast of ice carelessly as she leaves through the door.
>>9704527
WH- DAMN IT, GUYS, I OPENED THE WINDOW FOR A REASON. IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE, SO STOP CLOSING I-
>Tetsutetsu notices that the window is now locked shut from the other side. He sighs, before punching the glass out and walking away.
>>9704543
He may not be here, but I'll save it as well. He'll eventually die and It'll be my turn to use him again.
>>9704543
You did good. I'll be seeing you around.
>>9704519
Im actually seriously considering if you arr the actual retard here. Mobile devices have different default ways of naming unnamed files. On androids they usually start out as "IMG_"
>>9704532
That's not it. It's a unix timestamp with two additional numbers added. You can use them as a way to tell how old an image is.
>>9704543
Goodnight.
Wait, i think i used this code before. Well, that wasn't supposed to happen.
>>9704527
>>9704526
Right as i said it.
>>9704543
>you're actually still doing this
I love you man, get some well deserved rest.
Thanks for the meme.
>>9704569
>unix timestamp
What was the 4chan's filename format before 1970?
>>9704527
...I honestly don't get this at all. Like, how will this help us in the long run?
>>9704549
You should just get some rest, I maybe physically frail, but I can handle being treated like dirt. It's no skin off my back and you get your shut-eye.
>>9704585
I'm out, see ya
>>9704591
They used cave paintings that they broke down into electrodes and sent through the internet via carrier pigeons and smoke signals, Grandpa.
>>9704567
>save an image from a thread on 4chan
>the default filename given is a series of numbers and only numbers
Where does the IMG part come into your argument, by the way? None of the posts pointed out had them.
>>9704585
CAN'T YOU KEEP YOUR SPAGHETTI SAUCE IN THE BOWL?
>>9704549
>Trapped in a thicker layer of ice, the skeleton is left to contemplate his position.
How the hell didn't that work?
>>9704591
I believe it was just the number 1 repeated again and again for each image.
Actually, I was wrong. It's an additional 3 numbers, not 2. You can use the first 10 numbers at unixtimestamp.com (if it's still around, that is) to see how old an image is
>>9704585
>>9704628
Can you keep your assumptions to yourself? Why do you assume it's MINE? Do you just assume all italians keep spaghetti sauce on them? How racist...boopity boopity.
The first few deaths of the night.
>>9704625
I think he isn't talking anymore :^)
>>9704650
All 3 of my guys
Sucks to be a samefag sometimes
How do you use a gun if you don't have fingers?
>>9704647
IT'S OBVIOUSLY YOURS, WHO ELSE'S WOULD IT BE? IT'S NOT RACIST, IT'S JUST ME B-
..DO ALL ITALIAN WOMEN HAVE MOUSTACHES?
>>9704604
You sure? Sleep does sound very exciting right now. Yeah, I'll go. See you around, Hakuno. Guess we;'ll pick this up another time.
>>9704612
Good night as well.
>>9704667
Just wanted to says for doing this. Guess that's it for me tonight.
>>9704668
How DARE you! I'll have you know I keep my sauce in it's packets until I must us--
Ye-Yes...Yes they do.
>>9704667
No ghostly gooks allowed
>>9704667
I'll keep watch, got nothing better to do. Except think about... things.
>>9704675
Yeah, maybe we will pick this up another time... maybe. Uh, good night.
What kind of "clues" are you idiots looking for? This is a goddamn mental facility, not an episode of scooby doo.
>>9704680
OH. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. IS ITALY WHERE THE BEARDED LADIES FROM THE CIRCUS COME FROM?
>>9704705
We-Well obviously! All hairy women ar-are from Italy...of course
>Loud audible sweating
>>9704698
"24 come in, 1 comes out."
Sad! What a low energy clue! We all knew this already, its unbelievable folks, unbelievable! Ask anyone, they'll tell you they already knew this!
>>9704585
Am I not enough of a person to be counted as a person worth swapping out?
>>9704718
Wait wait, Hold on a sec. Aren't they from France? I swear it was France and not Italy.
>>9704718
HUUHH.. SO.. ARE ITALIAN GIRLS ALSO RED AND HORNY, OR IS THAT JUST A YOU THING?
>Tetsutetsu starts slowly reaching his hand up to touch her facial hair.
More death, what a surprise.
>>9704730
Hey man, you showed up right as the damn game started, not my fault i insulted you.
>>9704718
...Is that moustache even real?
>>9704718
As an italian I'm not believing that for a second
>>9704739
>horny
s t e e l
b e a m
p e e n
>>9704747
And (You) gotta help us.
>>9704748
STOP TALKING ABOUT IT
Looks like there's another trump speech on the news again.
>>9704760
b a l l s
o f
s t e e l
>>9704760
Can we talk about how someone with no hands or fingers shot you?
>>9704759
>>9704733
Well you see that's a very goo--Shut up, you're wrong and I'm obviously right.
>>9704739
>Kneeso--I mean the Italian covers her face as the metal man reaches for her mustache
I-It's just a me thing...there's no need to investigate or anything, really.
>>9704744
Obviously; why would it be on my face if it wasn't? Are you assuming I'm a fraud? how dare you!
>>9704747
Well...obviously you're just living in the wrong part of broklyn--I mean Florence.
>>9704742
I'll remember this, Eric. Don't be shocked when you show up late for something very important in the near future. I'll be there watching.
>>9704771
>that's my cue, /me sleeps.
>thanks for hosting as always.
>>9704777
Hey! Don't tell me to shush it when ya lying straight to my face!
>The Inkling gets up in the "italian's" face and glares into her eyes
>>9704794
Nighto Gramps!
>>9704775
I also want to discuss this topic.
>>9704776
This is both cute and terrifying at the same time. It's like one of those american girl dolls, but it's a nazi.
>>9704782
I don't see why you gotta be so upset about this man, you just showed up to the party two minutes too late.
>>9704772
I'VE NEVER USED IT THAT WAY BEFORE, S-
N-NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, I MEAN.. IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, SO JUST SHUT UP ABOUT IT, ASSHOLE
>>9704775
YEAH, AND I'M GLAD HE DID! I WAS POSSESSED, DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING, I'D BE ASHAMED IF I WENT ON TO KILL MORE INNOCENT PEOPLE! I'M A HERO, NOT A VILLAIN! BESIDES, I WASN'T IN CONTROL OF MYSELF, SO YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR LOSING.
>>9704777
I'M NOT INVESTIGATING, DUDE, I JUST WANT TO TOUCH IT. NEVER SEEN ONE AS THICK AS THAT ON A WOMAN, IT ALMOST LOOKS LIKE IT'S A SOLID OBJECT OR SOMETHING, IT'S CRAZY. LEMME SEE HOW IT FEELS.
>31 posters in thread
>1 admits to nominating at least 3 tributes
>>9704777
Take the moustache off. I'd like to inspect it.
Can I buy anything with this 1UID?
This is my shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMjk0xbge4k
>>9704827
two dicks
I'm suddenly feeling nauseous for some reason.
>>9704797
And I'll do what I want. Now get out of my face before I decide to do something about it.
>The Italian proceeds to push the inkling out of her personal space.
>>9704810
Wh-What? Why would you want to touch a womans facial hair? Th-That's absurd! And it's not thick...It's just...styled really well, it's just overly smooth is all...yo-you're just seeing things, don't mind the mustache.
>>9704821
Oh yes of co--WAIT A MINUTE!
>>9704829
Fuck off cancer
>>9704829
Thats the gayest thing ive ever seen in my life and i fap to yaoi and shotacon
>>9704832
Huh........
>>9704848
Another one? Thanks.
DDD you awake yet
>>9704855
did i fucking stutter you faggot?
open your mouth right goddamn now
Oh boy sure love peace.
>>9704857
A gif version
I'll probably release the templates I've made soon because I don't really feel like making them all that much anymore but yeah
>>9704866
No fucking way DDD is still in these threads, youre fucking with me
>>9704882
He's Draco mate
>>9704882
He's Draco
>>9704882
Uh...did you just come back from a vacation?
>>9704867
>presses the button
>>9704872
Ah, Alrighty.
>>9704893
I did, did DDD ever leave?
>>9704887
Literally who?
>>9704902
No
S-Shorty?
>>9704810
Yo dawg, Is this you?
>>9704908
Shorty never quit
>>9704906
Pic related
Who are you?
>>9704836
...HM. ALRIGHT, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I WOULDN'T WANT SOMEBODY COMING UP AND TOUCHING MY EYES OR SOMETHING, SO I GET IT, YOU'VE GOT A POINT, LADY. STILL, I CAN ONLY HOPE TO HAVE A 'STACHE AS NICE AS THAT ONE SOMEDAY.
...I-I MEAN, I COULD GROW ONE RIGHT NOW, I JUST DON'T WANT TO YET, THE TIME'S NOT RIGHT.
>>9704909
>Eats the picture
>>9704893
Last time i was here Buzz hosted almost every thread and Snakilton was a thing
>>9704898
>you die
>i put my dick in your mouth
>you like this
Well i think this is a good enough time to do one of our legally required advertisements.
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>>9704909
jet fuel can't melt steel dicks
>>9704836
Pfft, Bet'cha won't, Ya weirdo.
>The Inkling scoffs at the "italian"
>>9704909
>>9704921
Uhhh..
>>9704931
Fuck you
>>9704923
Why is Adachi next to that old guy?
Hotaru is cute
Name Avafags who left recently and you want to return
>>9704919
I go by.... many names.
But mostly went by Hamilton
>>9704934
>Tetsutetsu looks over at the Inkling just as he swallows the mouthful of paper.
...Y-YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
>>9704909
>"IT AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF"
>>9704902
>D3
>leaving
Maybe if you spoil the next Kirby game sure
Alright, we're getting back into the murdering groove here.
>>9704909
>>9704921
I uh, i don't think we can show that on this network.
>>9704911
HE DIDNT?
>>9704946
Ruby
August is so long away
>>9704921
>The Italian lets out a sigh as she removes her hand from her mustache...It proceeds to fall off. Sheepishly ducks down and puts the thing back on lopsidedly
O-Of course...follow your dreams, young man. I-I'm sure you'll grow the most luxurious steel mustache this world has ever seen.
>>9704934
Oh whatever. Just stay out of my personal space, you mutant.
>>9704952
What didn't I see? C'mon, Ya don't gotta hide anything from me, Tetsu. We're friends, right?
>>9704946
Vert
>>9704948
alexander hamilton
>>9704966
Shorty is Kamina.
>>9704983
Yeah, that was a HG era all right
>>9704972
....DID..
>He points at her moustache, and drops his finger questioningly down towards the ground.
..DID IT JUST..? UM..?
>>9704975
NO, WHEN DID YOU START THINKING WE WERE FRIENDS?
>>9704948
Alexander Hamilton, bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman, who was dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor, who grew up to be a hero and a scholar?
>>9704972
You're callin' me a mutant? Have ya looked in the mirror lately? People aren't suppose to have blood red skin and a horn, ya weirdo unicorn!
>>9704993
Oh, Alright then..
>The Inkling looks down at the ground in shame
I don't understand how you people keep disappearing into those corridors, with all of those maps you keep finding i figured you people would've known where to go.
IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM HE CAN
>>9705008
SUCK MY COCK
HUH
>>9704993
N-No...Don't be stupid, Mustaches can't fall off! Yo-You're seeing things...you should probably get your eyes checked...
>The poor woman starts sweating so hard it's nearly audible...impressive.
>>9705005
Well that's just racist! I'll have you know I come from a very specfic tribe of Italian people that happen to look an unstintingly similar to demons. How dare you assume things like that.
>>9704998
No
Dont
Im helpess
How do you like your eggs?
>>9705005
D-DON'T BE LIKE THAT, YOU WERE THE ONE THAT THREW INK IN MY FACE. I'M JUST SAYING IF YOU THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS AFTER THAT YOU'RE RETARDED. JUST.. STOP.. LOOKING LIKE THAT. YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL GUILTY FOR SOMETHING I DIDN'T DO.
>>9705017
I NEVER EVEN SAID IT FELL OFF, YOU JUST SAID THAT FOR ME. SOMETHING FISHY'S GOING ON HERE, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT I'M GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT RIGHT NOW!
>He quickly and gracefully snatches the moustache from her face. And, by that, I mean he firmly grabs her horn with one hand and forcefully peels it off with the other.
>>9705017
Ya can't fool me, It's obvious you aren't an Italian and this facial hair is definitely fake!
>The Inkling grabs onto the woman's fake facial hair and proceeds to pull it off
>>9705040
Well, I'm sorry for that. I promise I'll be nicer to ya. Pinky Promise!
>The Inkling holds out her pinky, and has a smug grin on her face
>>9705028
With melted Velveta cheddar.
Two times now we've had a feast right after a peace night.Weird.
Also we got a new feast background, but i think it's just a bit too big.
>>9705048
...IF I DO THIS AND YOU TRY TO FUCK WITH ME I'M GONNA HIT YOU AGAIN.
>He reluctantly holds out his hand, his pinky curling around hers.
>>9705040
>The Italian lets out a yelp as the Steel man grabs her horn. She begins stomping her foot as the man peels off the mustache.
OUCH OUCH OUCH! LET GO LET GO LET GO! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!? WHY WOULD YOU JUST GRAB SOMEONE'S HORNS LIKE THAAAT?! YO-YOU FIEND! UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE!
>>9705048
>The mustache comes off like nobodies business. It takes Kneesocks a second...but she quickly swipes the thing back and puts it back on.
How rude. Why would you just rip a woman's mustache off like that?
>>9705053
I'm going to jack off and wait until the next game, peace
>>9705053
Just adjust the image and pull the focus of where the wording should be to the right.
>>9705064
That's a cute demon
>Pats
>>9705064
>He just stares at the moustache, and then back to her, his eyes darting between them several times, the gears in his brain turning as if he were performing rocket science. Eventually, however, he releases her, and just stares down at the moustache.
SO..
....I DON'T GET IT. YOU'RE.. NOT ITALIAN?
>>9705067
>Trumplight
Aaaand we're right back to peace. Goddammit.
>>9704625
It's actually the number of microseconds elapsed since January 1st, 1970
Gonna speed it up watch out.
>>9705063
It's a pinky promise, Ya won't break one, right?
>She says, In a weirdly mocking tone
>>9705064
>The Inkling is shocked for a few seconds, but recollects herself
I-I knew it! You're not an Italian, You're so kinda weird demon-devil-thingy!
>The Inkling takes out an Octobrush and slaps the woman across the face with it, painting her face a bright blue
What is it with the very high death rate having so many fucking peace slides.
>>9705114
NO, OF COURSE NOT, I'M A HERO. HEROES DON'T BREAK PINKY PROMISES, THAT'S LIKE.. THAT'S LIKE STEALING CANDY FROM A BABY. BUT NOT IN THE GOOD WAY.
>>9705073
>The demon waves off the anons hand.
Don't touch me.
>>9705080
>Instantly jumping back, Kneesocks starts gently massaging the base of her horn...oh dear lord did that sting! who would just do that? Who goes around and grabs peoples horns like that? How rude.
Of COURSE I'M NOT ITALIAN! Good lord...What in the nine hells is your problem? IT'S SENSITIVE! YOU DON'T JUST DO THAT! Go-God you mortals are so brutish...
>>9705114
Did it take you that long to figure it ou--
>Before Kneesocks could even finish her sentence she gets bitch smacked with the brush, effectively painting one side of her face completely blue.
Okay...I'm going to need to set up some boundaries.
1.) Don't smack me with a brush
2.) DON'T SMACK WITH A BRUSH!
And 3.) DON'T F-F-...FRICKING SMACK ME WITH A BRUSH!
I mean, he technically did find a way out this time.
>>9704866
>>9704882
>Yo, woke up like 5 hours ago but haven't been in the threads till now.
>What's up?
This code sucks doesn't it.
>>9705137
Do you erp with okabe
>>9705129
Whaddya sayin' about stealing babies from candies n' stuff, Ya saying it's good in some ways? What the heck!
>>9705133
Why shouldn't I? Aren't demon suppose to be bad or sumthin'?
>>9705153
>No.
>>9705143
>Night 9
>looks like an arena event
>>9705165
Do you erp with aikawa
>>9705133
>He caresses the moustache gently in his hands, looking down at it, hurt, as if he were about to cry. Confused, he turns to Kneesocks, holding up the fake moustache inquisitively.
...BUT.. WHY WOULD YOU LIE ABOUT HAVING A KILLER 'STACHE?
Oh wait i didn't read that last slide properly, the game is over! And we have a first time winner of the Eric Andre Stolen Code Games, (i think) the inkling! Clap dammit!
>>9705166
I don't like this code.
>>9705172
thanks for hosting and good job you homosquid.
>tfw no (you)s
>>9705171
>img
>>9705164
NO, I MEAN.. WELL, KIND OF. SEE, IF YOU LOOK AT IT, LIKE.. CANDY'S BAD FOR YOU, RIGHT? SO BABIES SHOULDN'T BE EATING CANDY IN THE FIRST PLACE. SO.. HAVING THEIR CANDY STOLEN FROM THEM ISN'T ALL THAT BAD, YOU'VE GOTTA LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
I SEE YOU RIDING 'ROUND TOWN WITH THE GIRL I LOVE
>>9705172
Can we get a new thread?
>>9705181
and i'm like "i'm in a polygamist relationship so it's totally cool, toh-tally cool"
>>9705137
The hell is up with your sleep schedule
Also dreamland games w h e n
>>9705170
>Nah.
>>9705174
> :^(
>>9705172
Oh, I come around and a game is already ending.
Thanks for hosting anyways. Even if I wasn't a part of it.
>>9705172
Man, I guess my luck's finally turning back around!
>>9705178
Are ya really tryin' to defend takin' candy from a baby right now? I can't believe this..
>>9705181
>FUCK BEES
>>9705164
How DARE you! That's just...horribly racist. How dare you imply such things about an entire species of people! You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>9705171
>She presses two fingers up against her forehead. This guy was either really stupid, or he just really liked mustaches. You'd think the first thing he'd ask is..."Ar-Are you a demon?" but no...first thing he asks about is why you'd fake this awesome mustache
Because it's a nice disguise? It's worked plenty of other times...probably because nobody has had the brain power to try and rip it off.
Here's the placements that you all love so much, and to the winner i promise that your wincard will be done in at least an hour, so be
be patient. Or just wait until tomorrow, doesn't really matter that much.
>>9705183
If you want one i can make you won if you're that lazy.
>>9705177
>tfw your wrong
>>9705197
>your
ERRRIIIICCCC
>>9705197
Thanks for being a gigantic faggot, Eric.
>>9705186
>Sleep schedule breaks and fixes itself all the time. It's a really vicious cycle. But night is much more comfy anyways so I appreciate it being broken.
>Dreamland Games coming when my internet gets turned back on, which is said to be around Monday-Wednesday. Hopefully. God I really do fucking hope so.
Someone must be really desperate for a fuck if they decide to erp with ddd
>>9705195
T-That's all I've heard about demons, I've never met one before, Sorry about that.
>The Inkling seems to be ashamed about how she acted to the demon lady
>>9705197
> i can make you won
>your
Now i'm just embarrassing myself at this point.
>>9705200
I'm just disappointed as you are.
>>9705205
Love you too brotendo.
>>9705190
THAT'S NOT THE POINT, THE POINT IS THAT I'M NOT GONNA GO BACK ON A PINKY PROMISE, BECAUSE THAT'S SHITTY, THAT'S THE KIND OF THING THAT MAKES A VILLAIN, NOT TRYING TO DEFEND TAKING CANDY FROM BABIES.
>>9705195
>He closes his fingers around the moustache and takes a deep breath, before dropping it down to the ground. He then realizes he'd just littered, picks it up, and finds it a home in the nearest trash receptacle. He returns to the conversation, taking an aggressive stance.
WHY WOULD YOU NEED A DISGUISE? ARE YOU AN ILLEGAL ITALIAN I-
WAIT, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY ITALIAN.. ARE YOU SOME KIND OF VILLAIN?
>>9705197
YEAH, THANKS. CONGRATS.
>>9705197
>tfw
Thanks Eric
>>9705218
Trumplight was the real winner, everybody knows
>>9705212
Id fug that
>>9705236
Fug what
>tfw only sleep for a few hours and then I'm back to hg
>>9705223
>The Inkling holds her head, and seems confused
I-I don't even get what you're trying to say anymore. A-Are ya tryin' to defend people that do bad stuff, or...
>>9705206
>PUYO WHEN?
>>9705248
D3's current memetexting avatar
>>9705217
Well obviously you shouldn't believe everything you hear, m'kay? Especially about an entire race of people...that's just horrible.
>>9705223
>Kneesocks was kind of expecting him to just give it back. So once he dropped it in the trash she just kinda twitches...angrily. She takes in a deep breath and calms her self down...don't murder the steel man, don't murder the steel man...dooon't murder the steel man.
Actually no...I just don't want to be recognized; I mean that is what a disguise is for after all...and how DARE you imply I'm some sort of ruffian! I'll have you know I'm quite the upstanding citizen! Why I've been doing nothing but community service the whole month! Not to mention runnin--
>She proceeds to rattle off all the good things she's done...yet she still manages to sound incredibly suspicious
>>9705270
kek
>>9705259
Are ya tryin' to guilt trip me right now? Cuz it feels like ya really are.
>>9705270
???
>>9705258
He said he doesn't like using his ava's when fucking (that's right they're literally type fucking DDD)
But then again it's DDD so he probably said that to prevent lemme smash posts
>>9705270
SHUT IT DOWN
he is okay
he is fine