HG Thread
need 48 fighting game characters, any series.
>>9702285
No not like that
>>9702285
Lum!
From... Mugen
>>9702285
>cherrypicking tributes
Don't make me shitpost your first game
>>9702285
Suika!
>>9702357
>just calling them tributes will do
>>9702357
You're asking for fighting game tributes
need 48 tributes
>>9702377
Gascoigne
>>9702377
>>9702285
Natsuki Subaru
I'm from real life so I can't say I'm from a fighting series, but I'll do my best to beat people up.
>>9702385
>oops, didn't mean to do that.
>>9702377
Mikun
>>9702377
Uraraka Ochako
>>9702328
Not bad, you really captured that Ridley-expression in it.
>>9702377
Ridley
>>9702377
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
>YFW this is a literally real thing that happened
>>9702285
>>9702377
Kosaku Kawajiri
The Eyes of Heaven shall guide me to victory in this All-Star Battle.
>>9702377
Seiga Kaku
>>9702377
Mizore Shirayuki
>>9702270
You're taking this well. Well that would hafta to do with what you find good. It's different for every person.
>>9702286
>If she was smiling, all traces of it were gone.
Sorry to hear that. Don't know what I would do if my mom...
You sure she's well gone? Like you saw her body and everything?
>>9702377
Mayor of Cantown
>>9702377
Inkling
>>9702377
Ivan Braginsky
>>9702377
Sanae Kochiya
>>9702377
Junpei Iori
I'm not sure there's enough people around here for a 48, dude
>>9702377
Wallace & Grallace
>>9702377
Satan
>>9702377
Lord Beerus
>>9702434
24 then?
>>9702377
Riyad Mahrez
>>9702377
The Pursuer
>>9702377
Suicide Baby
>>9702377
Alucard
>>9702458
cutoff
>>9702446
36. Is a viable option. Yo could still do a 48 though.
>>9702446
Wait for the tributes lad, if it goes over 36 then make it a 48
>>9702377
Womit and Gromit
>>9702285
Yin
>>9702377
gortys
>>9702468
Disappointed they didn't make Womit's nose the same color as his skin
>>9702458
Wait a second.....
Dracula backwards?!?!?
>>9702408
how did the UK ever get so cucked
>>9702377
Craig
and here
we
go
(I think)
>>9702490
why.... didn't I notice this before.....
am I retarded?
>>9702520
>>9702457
>>9702514
>>9702377
Chef Goldblum
>>9702520
Looks good host, you're a real natural.
>>9702520
Hey, hey~! Good to see all of ya!
Ready for this, Lum?
>>9702520
>You are READY.
>>9702520
Get on with it.
>>9702520
Looks good dude. Let's go!
>>9702541
Are you ready, Freddy?
>>9702520
Very nice, guy! Keep on doing it and you'll get the hang of it.
Now make me win and you'll be even better than you are now.
>>9702520
I am ready. Let us begin.
>>9702524
You know what? You're a pretty cool dude. Thanks.
>>9702520
May the best win!
Goodnight hg
>>9702520
Pretty good for a newbie. Think I made a mistake the first time I did this. Don't see any here.
>>9702563
>>9702555
It's Larry.
>>9702568
Nice salt
>>9702568
>Kinda hard to RP when you just got here, anon. :v
>>9702568
oh i'm sorry do you want me to fuckin write a novel to the host roster?
bitch i like writing as much as i love hg but you gotta learn to pick your own fights you faggot
>>9702589
Post another muscle picture
>>9702568
There's no need to be mean about it...
>>9702555
>You are indeed ready, but your name has never been and will never be Larry! No one good was ever named Larry!
Lame bait
>>9702566
Sleep well. Very well. Forever, hopefully.
>>9702538
Hmmm. I think I'm just as ready as I'm going to get, you know?
>>9702568
>2
>>9702613
>When i sincerely commend people on their fantastic rp it's bait
You gotta have some pretty thin skin if you can't even take a compliment, anon.
>>9702573
I don't understand, but I don't need to. It doesn't matter when you're a cool dude.
>>9702594
Ten years in a POW camp. The things they subjected me to would make an ordinary skeleton go insane, but it simply strengthened by RP prowess. They made us play dress up and re-enact old stage plays, and I HATE Shakespeare. But I learned something from it, yeah, I did....
>>9702626
But you said you've rp'd before HG?
>>9702640
LARPing
>>9702639
win this, young grasshopper
>>9702597
>this is the only other one I have
>>9702608
Bah, leave 'em. They're not even trying out here. It's easy to criticize someone from the rafters, y'know?
>>9702626
Sounds good, Lum.
Man, but it's been a while since we've talked...!
>>9702640
those were dark times
>>9702566
Later. Be seeing you.
>>9702594
That would implied I trained. As you can see, I did none of that.
Post your best delet this
>>9702676
>>9702676
>>9702662
>Subaru stares at the girl's ungodly abs
I don't know how they have the gall to criticize someone that looks like they lift up mountains for fun...
>>9702676
My delet this game is weak
>>9702662
>mfw those nips
>>9702676
>>9702662
Huuuh? Have we really talked before? It must have been a really long time, I've completely forgotten...
>>9702676
hi
>>9702654
I will achieve victory for you, honourable master. I will show you that the product of your rigorous training is far from its expiration date!
>>9702721
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9702721
Hello.
Was the game bait
>>9702721
Yo.
>>9702721
It just occurred to me that I don't remember if anyone told the host to download Fireshot/Autocropper. He might be stitching the slides together manually.
>>9702721
SUP DUDE I'M JUST HAVING A BURGER WHAT'S UP
>>9702721
'sup
>>9702676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4K1ynXhbKk
>>9702662
>when it's not lewd but it's manly
What am I downloading HG
>>9702697
Mm?
>she does a little more flexing
Like I said, it's from the peanut gallery. Entirely different thing when you're the one in the thick of it!
Now that I look at'cha, you look like you're in a better mood than the last time we talked.
>tilts her head back to drink
Then again... That was partially my fault.
>>9702721
Heya!
>>9702734
Starting to look like it.
>>9702714
Uh... Well, I think we did?
>she scratches at her head
I kinda remember it... I might've been drinkin'. Eheh, sorry.
>>9702721
>>9702762
gay porn
>>9702762
Porn
>>9702762
Puppy pictures
>>9702781
Jackie Chan is a gift to this Earth
>>9702419
Waaah, I missed the new thread.
I'll have to talk to next time, I gotta head out.
>Dazai
>>9702786
Porn is fun too.
>>9702789
He doesn't want trouble
>>9702789
So is Robin Williams
Oh wait
>>9702804
So is Sky Williams
Oh wait
>>9702774
Thank you.
>>9702810
So is Jared from subway
Oh wait
If the game isn't here in like five minutes I may have to do something crazy.
>>9702798
Was wondering where you went. Be seeing you, Dazai.
I miss Garnet.
>>9702827
So is Mr. Rogers
Oh wait, he really was.
>>9702764
>Subaru's still 'miring her build, almost going up and touching her just to see if it's real
The last time...let me guess, you're also someone I apparently talked to in the past? I feel like I would remember a toned kid, but for some reason, nothing comes up. I guess I didn't treat you very well back then, did I?
>>9702824
I also have another one but I'm not sure if it's too nsfw for you
>>9702834
WHAT'S THE POINT OF WAITING FIVE MINUTES? TO MAKE US BORED FOR FIVE MORE MINUTES? JUST DO IT NOW, OR I'LL DO IT FIRST.
I want to be your star in fantasy
Has anyone developed any severe mental problems while participating in the arena? You know, from being exposed to all the death and torture and the general wackiness that occurs. I mean, you all have to be sociopaths by this point. I can't imagine a normal person going through any of this and not breaking down completely.
It's okay to talk to me, I'm a trained therapist.
>>9702764
Well, maybe you're right. Even I can be forgetful after all...
So what has an Oni like you been up to after all this time? I'm curious to know if you're any different from everyone else.
>>9702834
Please don't do anything crazy. Remember that we all have loved ones that look forward to seeing us.
>>9702844
>I miss Garnet too, but we have to move on. They're never coming back.
>>9702861
My left nut hurts
Is that normal?
>>9702850
If it is I'll kill you and throw your body in the trash where it belongs.
>Just post it.
>>9702881
My left nut is missing
Is that normal?
>>9702844
Do all you do is cry? She'll be back someday.
>>9702857
I want to hope, you know? Once the hope is shattered, you'll get what you deserve.
>>9702861
Yeah, well I am far from normal. I remember trying to kill this girl for being interested in my man. Good times.
>>9702864
You sure about that? Not sure in your case.
>>9702902
What's your definition of NSFW
Five minutes pass by real quickly, huh? Give me 24 for a quick game. Gotta set up all of this.
>>9702861
Y'know, I always think... that I am normal. But staying here, getting treated like a chair one time and getting sexual harassed...
I've just became numb to it all.
>>9702893
>sbos
N-no....I fucking brood too. Sometimes i complain...Other times whine....Depends on the day.
>>9702919
Sanae Kochiya
>>9702918
I mean, it didn't have a safe rating, so
>>9702919
Chef Goldblum
>>9702919
Hakuno Kishinami
>>9702919
Deku
>>9702881
I don't know, let me see.
>The skeleton, completely ignorant of personal space, grabs your testicles. A grim look then shows on his face.
Anon, I...I don't really know how to say this, but...I feel a lump. Like, a pretty big lump. And it's not just the testicles I'm fondling, but...yeah. You might want to get it checked out.
>>9702893
It figures. Most people I've met participate in these arenas on purpose. Have you any history with substance abuse? Maybe family relations are tense back at home, or you had an abusive home environment when growing up?
>>9702919
Junpei Iori
>>9702919
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
>>9702919
Aubrey
>>9702919
Urararararararaka Ochako
>>9702919
A fucking rock
>>9702919
Craig
>>9702919
Suika!
>>9702902
You live.
Arigatou.
>>9702919
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9702893
Here you go, hope you like it.
>>9702927
Nothing about that image is NSFW, do you have eyes?
>>9702919
Crow Hogan
>>9702921
Yes, the faceless ones here are quite the promiscuous bunch, planting their lips on most anything they can find. Tell me, who was it that treated you like a chair? Had you any history with them? I want to help you feel again. What's your name?
>>9702919
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9702846
>the grin only holds for a few more moments before she realizes he's being serious
Wha...? Uh....
Yeah! Suika Ibuki, ya silly! Oni extraordinaire?
>she stops flexing
>>9702861
I know this girl that may need your help....
>>9702862
Well, hey! That doesn't change how I'm gonna act!
Depends on what kind of scale of time you're talkin'! If you just mean in this year... I've been trying to get things set up for summer. There's a festival going on in my land and all!
Other than that, just trying to keep myself alive.
>>9702919
Ivan Braginsky
>>9702919
Spongebob-Chan
>>9702964
>blood
I consider that as questionable. It certainly isn't something you would just show everyone.
>>9702845
>be vet with great military history
>become a role model for kids everywhere while teaching them how stuff is made
>basically the best tv grandpa ever
how can anyone be this based?
>>9702931
lol you fucking gay boi you're fondling my DICK
i just wanted you to check out my left nut not my dick
>>9702978
Please, tell me who it is. I want to do anything I can to help people out.
>>9702984
Vanya! How have you been?
>>9702893
I have parents, you know. At the very most I'm sure they're worried sick about me right now. I have no clue how long it's been in the real world.
>>9702919
Natsuki Subaru
>>9702919
I want you to step on me
>>9703002
It's in the way. Seriously, now's not the time to be doing this. You have a lump anon. You really need to get it checked out.
>>9702999
>everything about this post
Nice.
>>9702999
Bob Ross was a vet too, a drill sergeant no less. Public tv icons, man.
>>9702919
Gascoigne
>>9703030
now the are all degenerate queers
>>9702919
Lord Beerus
>>9702994
Alright, well I'm letting you know right now that blood in general isn't considered NSFW unless it's heavy gore, so don't make yourself look like a retard
>>9702978
Hm...
Do you happen to have a sister by any chance? A certain blue oni? I feel like I've heard about you guys before. One of you oni lost their horn while the other kept it, right?
>>9702978
Amazing! That sounds entirely like what you would expect from a person. Are you sure you don't devour humans in your spare time? Not to sound rude or anything, you know.
>>9703007
Bay! Бpaйaн? Is that you? Well, I have been doing more than fine lately! It truly has been a fun time while I've been here!
How have you been, дpyг?
>>9703044
>don't make myself look like a retard
But I already have and don't mind if I do
Not like it changes anything
>>9702919
Alucard
>>9703059
Uh, it's Brian. I don't know if that's how you spell Brian in vodka hieroglyphics
>>9702919
Sterling Archer
>>9702972
Faceless people aren't the problem... it's usually the people with faces. And uh, well... the person who treated me as a chair, is most likely not even here anymore, but if I recall correctly. I think her name was... it's a stupid name, but I think her name was Saber?
Hmmmm... all I can remember is that she had this black dress on, kinda like treat people like dirt, and uh... I think her skin was pale? I don't know, it was long time ago.
>>9703045
A... A blue oni?
Er, nah... Are you gettin' me confused with someone else?
>she grins and puts her hands on her hips
I mean, I guess all oni are my sisters in a way...
>>9703050
What you'd expect from a person? Just what're you sayin'!?
Look, maybe at one point I did, but I've largely stopped doing that! I just drink now~.
Wait, are you not an oni?
Trappy's thing is giving me a headache. Anyway, I got the roster but give me nine more.
>>9702962
G's looking real good.
>Love it. Thanks dude.
>>9703092
It is. I had pronounced it just like an American would pronounce it. "Brai-an". Бpaйaн. You know, you be friends with someone for about how long and then this occurs...
I'm joking, I'm joking! Russian pronunciations aren't very different to English ones, you know.
>>9703127
Bell Cranel
>>9703127
Salamence
>>9703127
Bartz Klauser
>>9703127
Late go
>>9703127
The Rock
>>9703133
>stop shitposting
>get dubs
A lesson is to be learned here, Bell-kun.
>>9703127
THE BATH
>>9703130
The roll of the R threw me off! Great to hear you've been having fun! I think I found a spark to rekindle my interest here, but we'll see
>>9703121
Unless you're aware someone wrote some folktale about a blue and a red oni I guess it can't be you.
It's weird to see one of you guys come around here. I know there's fighting and all that, but don't you think us mortals aren't worth it? I-I mean, compared to you I'm nowhere near that built! If we fought you'd win instantly.
>>9703127
the rock
>>9703105
I know that this may hurt you, I do, and I must apologise in advance but I'll need you to open up about any other incidents that may have made you start feeling this way. This is a truly nightmarish place so I'm sure there are more incidents such as this. I need you to reach out to me. Please. Don't let this place win.
>>9703127
Ryoma Hoshi
>>9703127
The Boulder
>>9703127
tired ghostie
>>9703156
Really? That is wonderful to hear! You see, believe it or not, I have missed some people here. And, among those ten to twenty people here, you are among them! Isn't that sweet?
Would you mind me asking what this spark is? Does it have anything to do with Alfred?
>>9703121
Hmmm. I'm an alien, so that makes me kind of like an Oni right? I'm not entirely sure, I still haven't finished reading that earth mythology guide...
There are a few more rocks than I remember. Everyone good?
>>9703188
Uh, a new ava of my own actually. I just wasn't having fun here, besides talking like this.
>>9703210
>kissu
>>9703198
LOOKS GOOD, I'M READY TO SMASH. GONNA TAKE OUT ALL THREE ROCKS IN THE FIRST ROUND, JUST WATCH. ROCKS'RE NOTHING COMPARED TO STEEL.
>>9703198
Wow, this is so exciting! I can't wait to do... uh, what are we doing?
>>9703218
>Kissu
Hi anon
>>9703198
Check this out.
>his skull explodes
>>9703198
Looks fine to me, host.
>>9703198
>You are READY again.
>>9703157
Hah! Well, you'd think that, wouldn't ya!?
>the statement makes her chuckle, patting him on the shoulder.
But this place... There's something about it, isn't there? I kind of just do things without thinking and then poof, I'm dead.
I guess... since it's so unpredictable, you're pretty much evenly matched with me. Geddit?
>she drinks from her gourd
>>9703192
Whoa, for real? Like, from beyond Earth and the Moon!? Hey, that's pretty cool! Only aliens I've met were from the Moon and... they're really not that much to write home about!
>>9703198
It's time to kick ass and take names! Ready, District 5!?
>>9703198
Is it time to go? Already? Okaay...I'm ready!
>>9702961
>>9703171
>>9703198
>Didn't see if this was a new uid or not but I'm feeling sick so I'm going to bed.
>>9703198
I am ready to assault this accursed place.
>>9703198
Get on with it.
>>9703250
Sleep well, feel better
>>9703198
Let's go!
>>9703210
Ah, you need not tell me more. I would ask you more, but it is reasonable of me to assume that you wish to keep this ~secret~, дa? All I want to ask you is this.
Have I... Or Alfred, talked to this "Ava" person before? It is my best interest to know just that information.
>>9703162
...Fine, I will. I guess it's important to say this right off the bat. I woke up here in this place, with no memories. Sooooo... that could have had an effect on me. Uh, what else... what else.
Oh, there was this time some woman wearing a weird headgear was messing with some other girl. I tried to help and than realize... I can't... since I am only human.
>>9703198
Oh boy, here comes failure.
>>9703250
Good bed
>>9703009
Why me? My feet aren't that special you know.
>>9703008
Thought I remember you saying that they hated you, Suby. Guess I was wrong.
>>9702931
No no and no. I don't think there's an explanation for this. Whatever this is. Think I got it from my mom.
>>9702924
Yeah, real different from crying. You're one of those ugly criers too. Yeah, that won't change anything. Trust me.
>>9703250
Yeah I can do that. See you later.
Well that was the ony thing to do. Will start this if everything works. Wait coldly.
>>9703275
Definitely not, and it's not really a secret, but I'd rather not say while I'm also playing them. Something about it doesn't feel right.
How's my code coming along? It's coming. Definitely satisfied with the day .
>>9703301
Of course! You bet I'm gonna be the most popular this year!
>>9703301
Chef Goldblum doesn't run. I, Chef Goldblum, horizontalate.
>>9703301
>What? What groping? You'll beat down the man who groped this poor, young, innocent...!
>Pardon? You never mentioned being groped?
>...Oops, here's your stop, goodbye!
Is it bad that most of my death events are weapon centered?
>>9703301
My father... I sense him, within the walls of this school. There is only one thing left to do.
I must destroy this school, by any means necessary.
>>9703301
W-wow, this place is scary... why did I sign up for this?!
>>9697992
I can't believe someone made me draw russian Dave Strider in 2017, the year of our Lord,
>>9703243
Yeah, yeah! It's true. But I'm staying here on Earth now. It's a really long story, you know? Maybe I'll tell you about it sometime, but for now I have important alien stuff I need to take care of.
Oh, and by the way, I just remembered the last time we met! Your name was Suika wasn't it? Maybe it won't be as long before we chat again this time. Bye bye~.
>>9703301
Any excuse to get a kill, I guess, though why would I like a squid kid?
>>9703288
I understand! If I had a secret, I wouldn't want to reveal it to anyone, even to my closest friends. Well, then again, I have, like, three close friends, but they are still very important to me.
Regardless, it is fun talking to you once again just like old times! It is nostalgic, дa?
>>9703301
Блядь! Not even five seconds in and I am killed in such an embarrassing fashion! Oh, if I could just find a way to turn back time and die civilly!
>Ivan is struck over the head and dies due to... Blunt force trauma. He was hit with the wheel.
>>9703301
HELL YEAH I DID, NOTHING BUT EXERCISE, FIVE HOURS A DAY, ALL SUMMER. I'D BE SURPRISED IF I DIDN'T GAIN ANYTHING.
>>9703301
So I thought that the best way to celebrate the end of school is to... go back to it...
Don't look at me like that. I'm running on empty.
So what happens here? Oh yeah, one of the rocks die.
>>9703357
Don't know. It's your weird fetish.
>>9703301
>As she felt someone's hands on her body, Hakuno turns around to see the groper.
("Wow, instead of me getting sexual harass by a girl... it's now a midget. Fantastic.")
>>9703283
Not everyone can be as pretty as you. sorry for fucking uglying up the fucking place.
>>9703301
I'm late for ghost school...
>>9703355
Yup! My name is Suika.
Oi, next time I'm here, we're definitely talking, got it!? See ya later, Lum~!
>>9703370
Ooh~! Some food, huh? It even looks fresh!
>>9703301
Your code is beautiful, and will serve as a paragon and beacon of amazing creativity for all hosts that follow.
I love you.
>>9703352
I love it. You can feel the Slav energy emanating from here. I particularly love the sunglasses, it makes me look like Latvia!
>Nah but seriously tho, I love this drawing like you wouldn't believe. Made me do a double take as soon as I saw it. Thanks, lad!
>>9703359
Very much so. I think you're coming up on an entire year here!
>>9703277
Many people do come here without their memories intact. As far as I know it's a supernatural phenomenon and I'm not sure if there's anyway I can help you there.
However, something you said interested me. Your "only human" line. It seems you do not know your own potential, at least not yet. It sounds like you need to challenge your sense of helplessness, to overcome these barriers you've established for yourself. Tell me, have you made any friends while you've been here? Confiding in them facilitates for a greater healing process.
>>9703283
So you believe you've inherited this from your mother? Although unlikely for most people, I recognise that you are not most people. You're something else, aren't you? I'm not implying that there's anything wrong with this of course, I'm simply identifying it.
>>9703301
I come from the bonelands to learn more about the way of fleshies.
>>9703370
I would have no time for that. I am here on business.
>>9703348
Nah, unless they don't fit with your theme at all.
>>9703352
>This face looks entirely familiar to you, but you're not sure why.
>>9703370
>You stuff the man into his locker and lock it shut. You listen to him scream and bang on the door while you hi-five your partner in crime. Maybe the janitors will find him in time.
>>9703370
So I ask out a squid against my will, but when an actual hot girl asks me out I say no? What the hell's wrong with me this game
>>9703370
The only downside of being as hot as Chef Goldblum cooks is how fast you burn through shirts. That smoke is unrelated to my tobacco.
>>9703370
Well, it doesn't taste that bad at all, a hermit like you has enough time on their hands to practice
>>9703370
Ohhhh... The mall!
>gortys gets excited
I don't know what the mall is but I'll go there with you!
>>9703243
Y-Yeah...
>Subaru's eyes follow, somewhat afraid that she'll snap him in half
I "giddit". We could pound each other into pudding over and over again inside the arena, but outside of it I don't think I'd last long. One good hit from you and I might be dead, Suika-sama.
>>9703283
Wh-when would I ever say that? M-More importantly, how do you know who I am? I may have only been here for a few days now, but I haven't heard or seen anything in regards to you. You have to be a newer person in this place, right?
>>9703301
You've got to be kidding me. I don't even like mimicking cute girls in anime! It's one of my biggest pet peeves!
>>9703370
If you ever feel like trash, just remember what happens to it. Should make you feel much better when you do.
>>9703441
>...
>Why did you do that?
>>9703392
>A flash of recognition appears on Ivan's face for a second before he remembers something - in a few days, it will be his one year anniversary. Ninth of June, as a matter of fact.
Ah... It will be one year for me. In a few days, it will be. Hm... I hadn't expected it to come up THIS early...
It is kind of baffling how much time has passed. It is also kind of baffling how I have no idea what I'm going to do for the anniversary!
>>9703441
And now I knocked the hot girl's teeth out in a fight. I must be stupid or something
>>9703441
Luckiest man on Earth right there. Besides me. Chef Goldblum
>>9703441
Huh? How adorable, but wouldn't it be better if you just visited the actual shrine? I'd imagine it being easier
>>9703441
Like actual school, this place has a lot of boring moments.
>>9703434
-sama?
Ehhh.... Probably, but I'm not gonna hit you outside the arena! Haven't even given me a reason....
Were you always this timid, Subaru? Seriously, This is the first time I think I've seen ya without your usual confidence!
>>9703441
Yeah, go ahead. Should be comfy enough! Oh uh... just be careful, the center is kinda punched in.
>>9703501
PSYCHE! Heheheh, got'cha~!
>>9703441
Of course I love you, in a friendly way!
>alucard takes gortys to a alley
Uh, what are we doing here?
>>9703501
What was that?
Nothing... must have been the wind.
>>9703501
>No one ever thought to check the inside of your rags for the notes you wrote on them, though you did get some odd looks when you started stripping down in the middle of the exam.
>>9703373
I'm more plain than anything. And I was just joking around. But I was being serious about your crying needs to end. It's for something stupid as well. Garnet will be back, you know.
>>9703348
Don't see the problem with it.
>>9703397
Yeah, apparently she was a lot like me when she was younger. Now she's all chill now that she's all old.
>Yawning, she beings to recline on the patient's chair.
You figured it out, huh? Yeah, my people have a history of doing this. Not surprised the same is happening with me.
>>9703434
A few days? Have you been hit with a stupid ray, Suby? You been here for at least a year or so. I froze you to death one time. You hafta remember that.
>>9703501
>Whispers
Chef Goldblum can regrow teeth
>>9703501
I'm sorry but I'm already in a relationship.
>>9703501
Summer is just around the corner anyway.
No one will care if we miss a couple classes.
>>9703501
YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE, PUTTING YOURSELF AGAINST ME
YOU'VE GOT NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE UP AGAINST, YA SEE?
YOU'RE JUST A ROCK, IT'S TIME TO GET REAL
THERE'S NO WAY A PEBBLE CAN STEP UP TO STEEL.
>>9703441
What!? I... forgive me for this.
>>9703501
Father... I shall find you. You shall pay for what you've done.
>>9703501
There's something to be said for packages of ramen
>>9703501
I'm going to bone the entire cheerleading squad!
>>9703459
I'm happy for you, man! I gotta go to bed though, just had a 9 hour car ride today. See you soon, and give Alfred a kiss for me, for old times sake
>>9703370
I kinda didn't want to be apart of the play anyway. Just, not for me.
>>9703397
I've been here for awhile now, and the answer may shock you. Since well... I don't have any friends. I have no excuse as to why that is, but it doesn't really bother me, like at all. And bringing that up, I really don't think on that much... mostly just thinking of trying to get far in a battle, maybe make an idiot of myself along the way.
Those are the thoughts that go through my mind. Friends and the like is just in the back of it.
>>9703441
>Hakuno just to strut her stuff on the dance floor, but soon falls straight on her face.
...Ow, crap.
>>9703501
....
>Hakuno quickly eats up the boy's cooking without even flinching if it was bad. But once she was done eating, she gives him a thumbs up.
Pretty good.
>>9703556
Stop this madman
>>9703501
Dying sucks. Would dying twice suck even more, the same or less?
Speaking of dying, none of these are the way I wanna go. Especially the fire.
>>9703588
Ahhh....
Filling, in it's own way.
>>9703588
Only one fatality? What do I, Chef Goldblum, pay you for!?
>>9703588
Not again...
>>9703588
HEY GUYS, I'M JUST HEADING TO THE POOL IN MY NEW LAMBOURGHINI. FUN TO DRIVE THROUGH THE HILLS AROUND UA IN IT. YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE MORE THAN MY NEW LAMBOURGHINI, THOUGH? KNO-
WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO?
>>9703588
And of course, when I try it... it's failure.
>Hakuno let's out a sigh as she gets up from her chair and leaves.
Guess i'll just hand her instant ramen instead of trying.
>>9703588
The only thing I ate today was cheap ramen, how'd this even happen?
>>9703571
I am somewhat happy for myself. Goodness, it must make me sound old due to me being here for a YEAR. I'm unsure on how I want to celebrate it, or if I even will...
But I'm sure it'll be fine no matter what. Good night, Бpaйaн! I was nice to see you again, even if it was only for a moment! Alfred will receive it!
>>9703536
YOU FROZE ME TO DEATH!?
I-Is that why I don't remember anything? No, that's stupid. How could I be killed and reincarnated into the same exact person? But more important, how and why would you do that!? I can't imagine pissing someone off so badly that they feel the need to kill me!
>>9703509
Yes, sama. I've never met someone like you before, so I feel like you deserve that much. A-As I've said before, it's worth calling you something embarrassing like sama if it means not getting my head crushed by you.
My confidence...well, while it's true I'm pretty damn great, I can't really see how I can compete with a mythical creature like you. You're on a whole new level than the rest of us.
>>9703588
>No one must know you drank from the forbidden fruit: a bottle.
>You drink to forget your betrayal, but you drinking is a betrayal. What a paradox. Oh, well: drink more to forget.
>>9703385
Haven't even shown a peep of it. Just trying to make sure it's the best I can do. But thanks. It'll be the one thing I put effort in.
>>9703588
You gotta lay off those burgers man.
Junpei's hilarious show of what not to do takes a commericial break as some bullies show themselves. Those are some weird bullies.
>>9703588
Those warnings aren't on that can without a reason.
I hope she can forgive me.
>>9703588
You want to listen to my mixtape? I don't have a mixtape but I do have is this.
>gortys pushes a button on her body and elevator music starts playing out of gortys's speakers
Do you like it?
>>9703650
We aren't a couple, though. This blue girl's just whiney
>>9703650
MMMMHHHHFFFF! MH FHHCKHN THHTH, HHLY SHHT, H CHN HNLH THSTE BLHHD, JHSHS CHRHST
>>9703650
Alright! I can't wait for our show to play on nick!
>>9703650
That would be the safest place to hide him, keep the locker door open
>>9703536
Your behaviour mimics some animal species that I'm familiar with - not that I'm comparing you to animals, of course. Once again, a simple identification. Your behaviour is simply innate, apart of your nature. You might not be "normal" relative to others, but relative to your own people you seem to be developing naturally. If, of course, you aren't lying to me that is. But it doesn't seem like you are.
>>9703574
No friends? Humans are social creatures, are they not? It might not be on the front of your mind but this lack of a connection with the people here may explain your apathy - or numbness, as you had put it. Have you seriously never considered it? Talking to people, opening up to them, trusting in them and having them place their trust in you?
>>9703581
I'm gonna do it! Nothin' is going to stop this boner, NOTHING!
>>9703650
Does "threatening to shoot to death for a second time" count as bullying or something else?
Wig wait
>>9703683
>stops your boner
>>9703650
>You could cook better blindfolded, with one arm tied behind your back, and no ingredients.
>>9703688
>not gold Colonel
FUCKING dropped
>>9703650
If you ever need any tips on stalking, I'm your girl.
I think this is the fifth show that's been made. I need to keep track.
Suika's place is the greatest apparently. I know where I'm gonna tomorrow.
>>9703636
>she rubs at her head and takes another drink
Oi, oi, you don't really need them...;
And would you calm down!? Sheesh, I'm not gonna kill you outside of the arena!
You weren't scared of those two oni you were talking about earlier, were you?
>>9703711
Another guest! Time to drink to new company!
Oh, and hey. I nicked some food earlier too. you hungry?
>>9703650
...I don't even consider this guy someone I would be interested in.
>>9703683
I've thought of it sometimes, but I get hit with the realization. That having people putting their trust in me, would only end on disappointment for them and me. And I just... uh... crap.
I kinda just don't want to go through all that. It would just be painful to me and I know... maybe, I wouldn't have the strength to go through all that pain.
>>9703688
Holy shit, sanders is fucking jacked.
>>9703711
THE HELL DO YOU MEAN I'M THE "GOOFY SIDEKICK," I WANT TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER.
>>9703711
I can already tell you that our show will be cancelled and replaced with reruns within a month
>>9703711
You were already Chef Goldblum's girl.
>>9703713
Pfft! I've never seen them! The only oni I've seen is you, and it was quite the sight. A good mixture of emotions, that's for sure.
If you don't want to be called Suika-sama I understand. Ibuki-sama sounds a lot better, actually. Wouldn't you agree, Ibuki-sama?
>>9703723
No kidding
>>9703711
>Whoosa good mayor? You are!
>HIC!
>You're gonna...be a greAAAAT Mayor...HIC!
>You have leveled up from DRUNK to ALCOHOLIC! Go directly to AA, do not pass Go.
>>9703711
It's very impressive how you haven't died of alcohol poisoning yet.
>>9703711
You know. If you read the first event out of context, it becomes real stupid.
Junpei's life will just get worse and worse the longer he's alive
Looks like everyone has a little bully in them.
>>9703711
Okay...
>gortys goes into ball mode and stays like that for the entire day thinking about her decisions
>>9703755
Pfft! Not even online can you find anyone that likes you. How sad is that? The fact that even in a place where you can be whatever you want to be, you'll always just be a loser! Ghaahahahahaha~!
>>9703755
DUDE, I BET I CAN STAND UP ON THE ROLLERCOASTER WHILE IT'S GOING UP LONGER THAN YOU CAN, YOU'RE TOTALLY GONNA WUSS OUT LIKE HALFWAY UP, I KN-
>Two autistic boys found dead this Sunday, sources say they were standing up atop a moving roller coaster, unfastened, flailing their arms around and screaming at each other.
>>9703755
Dude, I've been stumbling through this entire game, pretty much, I can't be a serial killer
>>9703753
>You try to raise a shot in agreement.
>You succeed in falling over onto the ground and passing out. You will not enjoy the ensuing hangover. No one ever does.
>>9703755
>Your hangover is only amplified by the idiot screaming and begging for his life. As punishment, you leave him to rot while you go find a quieter place to nurse your throbbing headache.
>>9703691
Nani? How does one such as yourself stop a boner so powerful? It would take a truly ugly face to quell such extreme lust, and I don't even think you're that ugly, man. Especially because you don't have a face.
>>9703722
You can't live through life thinking only of the "maybes." Listen to how unsure of yourself you sound! There may be disappointment down the road, sure, but it's worth it for everything else. There's always a chance to mend, to heal, to recover from anything that may happen to you. Feeling the pain that comes with this stuff is worth everything else. I've been in your position before. Trust me, I'm a therapist.
>The slightest of smiles escapes on the skeleton's featureless face as he says "I'm a therapist," one that is crooked and deranged.
Really. I'm a professional.
>>9703711
I can't love you back. I don't have the heart for it.
whale oil beef hooked
>>9703755
I can make up for the history test? Okay, I won't let you down teach!
>gortys does the history test while looking up information for each question at the same time
>>9703755
I'm sorry foe bothering you sir, I'll see myself out.
>>9703751
>>9703753
>>9703777
Perhaps it's time for you to turn it down a notch or two.
What was he thinking?
>>9703755
Great job, Junpei. You just become a killer.
I think she deserves way better than either of those but whatever floats her boat.
Chef Goldblum can no longer grace you with his, Chef Goldblum's, presence. Good night, and get off my property
>>9703787
Well I'll be fucked, that's amazing.
>>9703782
One word.
Black people magic.
>>9703796
>Frozen pizza isn't the go-to hangover food, but it's all you have.
>You eat it raw because you live ON THE EDGE.
>>9703636
You piss off a lot of people buddy. You died a lot of times because you pissed someone off. Wasn't like that with me though. It was an accident.
>>9703683
No no, I totally get it. Heh, if only you know my history. It's been pretty crazy. So what's with the doctor act? Is that something common in skeletons?
>Miz
>>9703796
It just wasn't right, it wasn't natural
>>9703813
Mystical
Magical
Negro
>>9703796
He was breaking into my room, I had every right to defend myself
>>9703796
We are going to reenact a scary movie? That sounds like fun!
>>9703755
Uh, well. Guess i'll just... Iunno, stick with my...
>She looks at her right hand, which was holding a fork.
Fork buddy.
>>9703782
....
>Hakuno only blinks at the skeleton, before clearing her throat.
Ahem... okay, okay. I think my throat is good.
Anyways, even if you're not a professional and stuff... I think i'll take your advice, and uh, put myself out there more. And maybe, maybe it'll be alright.
puddin
>>9703813
How does this "black people magic" fare against SKELETON MAGIC!