Pony Thread: no gays allowed edition

>>9637491
I guess you should leave then.

it's not gay if its not your species' penis

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>>9637494
Never done a gay thing in my life lol

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>>9637501

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I'm gunna head to bed now, have a good one oyu lot.

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>>9637504
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>>9637511
Goodnight.

>>9637513
how did that get there i wonder

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>>9637523
How did what?

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>>9637538
your meme is missing some dank~

>>9637491
you must choose
https://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=20127&ReviewPage=1
or
https://www.edenfantasys.com/tp-landing-url/sex-toys-for-men/prostate-massagers/hugo?noredirect=1&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=lelo&utm_term=lelo%20hugo&gclid=CKCYtqiYmdQCFY61wAodLegOVw

>>9637584
that is the freshest meme out there tho

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>>9637594
It doesn't even make sense.

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>>9637587

>>9637601
you're face doesn't make sense

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>>9637612

>>9637601
but it really does
its dank because it uses unaliased text

>>9637627
don't you mean antialiased?

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I was watching a movie called tall men and I stopped at this scene where the guy walks into a room and this huge guy is sitting at a chair with the lights flickering like crazy and I opened my door and the lights were flickering too, wow that's' just creepy.. something happened to the lights around the same time as the movie wtf

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>they don't sell the 8ft lights I need at the store here

wow, I don't want to drive all the way to the city for these stupid lights...

>>9637602
what does this mean?
you want both?

>>9637601
/r/covfefe
>>9637945
what for

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>>9637975
No.. I dunno what to say. I'm not a pro on this subject.

>>9637987
the second one then
>not a pro
sure ;)

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>>9637998
i'm not

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>>9637986
oh so it's a donald trump meme because is misspelled coverage or something?
>>9637986
>what for
>>9637720

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>>9637986
>what for
I guess what I said here >>9637720 was not very celar but basically was watching a spookie movie, lights in the movie were flickering and some scary part was coming on, decided to stop it and go get coffee and when I walked out of my room, the living room lights were flickering like crazy and it was freaking me out cause of the movie. it was just an eerie coincidence but they went out and i have no lights in the living room now.. so I have to go get them now..

>>9638020
i know, but you will be
>>9638026
yes
it is not very funny but it really has gained quite a bit of traction early on, buy low and be prepared to sell quickly the peak is here
>>9638026
>>9638035
oh
kek
did you go becuase you were spooked or simply to fix the light?
that movie looks pretty dumb btw
the first time i watched the ring the phone rang right after the video played, same time as the in movie one, that was spooky too

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>>9638070
>did you go becuase you were spooked or simply to fix the light?
go where? no I just opened the door and the lights were doing that, it was weird... I just decided to get coffee, wasn't scared or anything..
yeah it is kinda lame, I pointed it out earlier but decided to keep watching it cause I really like the old classic cars they have

tell me, what movie should I watch when I get back?

I'll bbl like in an hour I guess.

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i'm back

>>9638336
Nice.

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>>9638339
i think somethings wrong with the whole light fixture thing, they're probably going to go out again because the lights are noisy

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>>9638097
to the store to get lights because you were afraid of the flickering
you say eight foot lights, does this mean you use fluorescent lights in the living room? i hate fluorescent light, it is irritating.
i would just go to the site and sort by reviews and pick at random and suffer through whatever choice you made.

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>>9638431
Oh, well yeah. I mean we have other lights but they're dim af and these lights light up the inside well enough.
desu i don't like them much either but w/e
well, if they forced me to choose I'd probably go with the last one..

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hmm

>>9637720
augmented reality experiments

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my gpu struggles to get 5 character trips, I wonder what wez had thateasily made 8 character trips

>Using a trip with your boyfriend's name in it
Cute.

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>>9638799

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Just watched a youtuber who is a PhD student in Media Psychology tear through the dissertation of some Mathematics professor who stated that whites in academia should all just quit our jobs, due to having not deserved it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8f_y_dnob4

More reason to be glad I'm not going to an Ivy League university like Princeton. They devalue their own doctoral programs but letting people like this pass.

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>>9638833
can't watch the video but I see the thumbnail is a black chick, is she the professor?

Things certainly have changed.

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>>9638883

The professor in question is black, yes. She also may have plagiarized parts of her doctoral dissertation.

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>>9638922
So it's a black lady targeting people by race. Isn't that the definition of racist? Why are they allowed to do that? I thought racism was bad.

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>>9639006

The current narrative is that only white people can be racist and that the dictionary definition of racism is wrong because we say so.

>>9638799
ayy lmao

>It's ok to be a racist idiot because other people are racist too.
>Hijacking every non-related thread on the internet to talk about how we hate everyone and everything.

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>>9639730
lol

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>>9639730

/b/read is a circle jerk. We talk about whatever. Sometimes that includes videos about stupid academics.

>>9638781
Why don't you ask him?

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>>9639730
fuck off, nigger lover.

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>>9640118
he stopped showing up

Skitty murdered him in cold blood.

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>Alright guys I'll just reserve some seats for the movie
>use online system
>plenty of seats availalbe
>"yo, check if they wanna come along also"
>ask them, they say yes
>alright, let's reserve again
>Sorry, seats cannot be displayed at the moment
>wtf
>call cinema
>sorry sir, the movie's been cancelled
>wut
>check news
>see this
what a day

>>9640184
LOL

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>>9640184
you aren't missing much.
just more SJW trash. i hope it flops.

>>9640173
>>9640177
I see. Why did you do it, Skitty?

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>>9640166

Smokey being blunt as always.

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>>9640229
i like to have a little fun with anyone who dares set foot on an imageboard and complain about "muh racism."

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>>9640177
>>9640220
fags

>>9640184
topkek

I just remembered Wez was the one "dating" Nick before Skitty, and then he disappeared. COINCIDENCE?

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>>9640184
You should move to a country where the government doesn't have the authority to ban movies from showing.

>>9640251
You killed him because he was a fag? I didn't even know he was one, but assuming he was, aren't you a fag also? Was it jealousy? Unrequited love?
The plot thickens

>>9640261
You're onto something

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>>9640267
>You killed him because he was a fag? I didn't even know he was one, but assuming he was, aren't you a fag also?

check the thread silly~
we have one rule here and that's "no fags allowed", so if I was one of them then that'd make me a law breaker and I aint one of those~

What about those multiple arrests?

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>>9640343
idunno what you're talking about

>>9640337
But i've seen you talk about what buttplugs Nick will stick inside you just this thread.

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>>9640184
This is about as good as I get.

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>>9640353
I think you have me confused for someone else.

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>>9640348

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Would Fluttershy go on a date with me?

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>>9640386
That's a really big magnifying glass.

>>9640372
No no, i can see your name plenty fine on Namesync

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>>9640416
I'm being framed.

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well I'm off to work

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>>9640750

fuck trans people
every time I stumble upon them on the internet I just cringe at how could have evolution let that happen

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Decided to rant a little about SJWs at a college on the other side of the state.

>>9640750
12:24 PM - Darwin: I imagine it will be something worse.

>>9640785
How about traps? traps are okay, right?

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>>9640785

>How could evolution have let that happen
Evolution works because every time we breed, there are coping mistakes, and sometimes those mistakes work in our favor. When it does, those mistakes are passed on to new generations. That doesn't mean that less beneficial, or even bad mistakes don't occur all the time. This is not a fault of evolution, but rather, a simple reality of nature. Barring direct manipulation of the genes of every baby born, there will still always be defects, including gender dysphoria and other ailments that lead to transgenderism.

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>>9640984
Why did you try it out somewhere else?

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>>9641256
I always run them by tripcode test first.

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>>9641283
So what did you think?

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>>9641301
It was more generous than what I expected.

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>>9641331
What exactly do you mean by that?

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>>9641382
The result was less rude than what I was expecting.

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>>9641405

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>no gays allowed
Fuck you, faggot.

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>>9641459
It was also amusing. The tripcode itself was ugly, however.

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>>9641477

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>>9638660
they are only good for breaking, as they break in spectacular fashion. just don't breathe the fumes.
the last what? are we talking about movies or something else?

>>9640444
chek

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>>9641571
Oh is still here

And he will continue to be now that John has reappeared.

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>>9641586
yeah, I know they contain mercury or something that's not great for you.

nvm

what are you doing?

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>>9641588>>9641595


/hisss

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>>9641595
Is he basicall second nick?

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>>9641663
Same person, different name. I do not know where the name "Nick" came from, but I always called him John before the threads moved back here.

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>>9641653
exactly. it actually makes them more exciting to use for sword fights.
ah, i thought so. yeah good choice and probably a good starting point, i dunno tho you'll have to tell me
just finished some stuff and I am here before doing different stuff. hbu?

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>>9641684
Cool thanks for clearing that up. I think nick came from using Nick from Zootpia images?

>>9641723
Makes sense.

I thought it was Nick because they wanted to be the time duo - 'in the Nick of time' and 'Justin time'

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>>9641477

*does gay things to you*

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>>9641864
Hmm... Rule 19# and all of that.
Do you think that swallowing semen is a good way to reduce the waste of nutrients?

>>9641911
Best handgun GET.

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>>9641755
I get called that last one often by friends
>>9641705
I feel like you know exactly what I was referring to. you had posted two links and i didn't comment and then you said something about just picking something random and I said well if I was forced to then I'd pick the second link..

what kind of stuff? I'm not up to much, just reading and putting away some things in the kitchen.

>>9641911
whomstever doesn't recycle is missing out on serious gains

>>9641950
Whomste'd'ly'er started this shitty, fucking meme?

>>9641939
but you asked what movie you should watch. i was referring to gomovies, not those other sites, but there was some room for confusion. in regards to the other thing there are only two options and you made your choice and https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-_IlNbsILLE

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>>9642003
I REMEMBER THAT SCENE!

did i watch that when i had my broken arm? I think i did

thank god I heal like the wolverine

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>>9641919
How are you doing today?

>>9642088
Quite well.
Very uneventful day.

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>>9642125
How was work?

>>9642149
My day was uneventful.
Nothing much out of the ordinary happened. I almost tripped one time.

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>>9642190
What do you plan on having for supper tonight?

>>9642210
Something quick and easy.
Like a craigslist hookup.

>>9637491
Someone give me this image without the hat I really wanna do something.

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Finally back from helping my dad pack his things as he's traveling tomorrow

>>9640190
>>9640260
Yea it was quite hilarious, but here's something else as well, no wonder you hate Austin Skitty
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/05/26/entertainment/wonder-woman-women-only/

>>9640209
The ratings are pretty high from what I've heard, also, check that link I pasted above

>>9640265
It's funny, cuz what happened was that the minister of economy here saw the movie billboards which were place all around the country and he recommended it to be banned to the interior ministry any new movie here has to be approved by general security to be screened..and that's what happened

more funny is that she was in Batman vs Superman, but that wasn't banned, mostly due to her not being the main character or appearing on the poster

>>9640355
>1550.06M tripcode/s (current)
HOLY.... that's the fastest I've seen yet!!! even faster than Azuriah's 1.3B tripcode/s

guess those extra CUDA cores pack quite the punch! congratz on reaching the top lol
and thx for testing :3

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>>9642238
Does your family know about you condition?

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>>9642377
That I'm perpetually horny, or that I'm hungry and lack cooking skills?
I'm not very vocal, so they only know of the latter.

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>>9642345
I was wondering where you went to.

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>>9642410
Are you still living at home?

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>>9641911
Dunno, but swallowing semen is a good idea in general.

>>9641919
Followed by a shotgun get. I want an MKA 1919.

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>>9642414
Yea sorry bout that, got called pretty suddenly and I had to leave

I'm amazed the 1080ti has that compute power, not long ago not many would think to do any tripcode searching on anything besides AMD GPUs....well..besides the case where people buy RX4/580s to mine coins online

oh also, I watched that AMD press yesterday, they left Vega to the end, simply to show us 2 RX Vega cards running Prey @4K without an FPS counter lol, and in the end they said that the card would be announced at the end of July at siggraph event, talk about disappointment. I bet by then Nvidia would tease the audience with Volta and even delay that as it looks like there's no need for them to even compete if Vega's gonna be this weak

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>>9642255
this one?

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>>9642532
I loved reading the twitch comments after the RX vega was teased.

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>>9642489
If home is where the heart is, then no. I would like to live in somewhere that is always cold.
Do you have any questions about my hopes and dreams, about my eccentricities and habits or anything more interesting?
>>9642527
Yes, but aside from the satisfaction of one's boyfriend, what are the pragmatic, physical benefits? It must be full of zinc, at least that's what the /nofap/ preachers on 2*5-2chan write.

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>>9642577
Yea...plenty of butthurt there, especially the ones who said they held out on buying gtx 1070 or higher for a long time simply to see what amd had to offer on Vega, and in the end it was quite AMD, Another Massive Disappointment lol

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>>9642345
austin is weird, not my kinda place

I hear thunder.
I may stop posting.

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>>9642551
Yeah I just wanted to make this stupid image quickly.

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>>9642701
You're gonna be the next picasso in no time

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>>9642682
Do you have to go hide under the bed?

>>9642771
I can't wait to be in the museums for this shitposting.

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>>9642797
LOL

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>>9642778
He probably means he may lose power

>>9642808
My mind connected the OP image and that heckin hat.

I swear I'm gonna see that image used in like 3 weeks and go "WAIT A SECOND"

Interrogator knew that. He was trying to be FUNNY.

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>>9642644

Nofap are faggots. It's mostly protein.

But was he successful at it?

2/10.

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>>9642870
Yeah that's about what I'd give him too
So how's your day been?

>>9642644
>>9642862
You heard the man, CaNoN, get on the recycled protein diet ASAP

>>9642892
I was involved in Starcraft activities. Nothing out of the ordinary. Did you just awake?

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>>9642926
I'm afraid so, I had a bit of insomnia last night

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>>9642035
Yeah I think maybe you did. Didn't it take like six months for it to heal? Not sure even wolverine could heal that quickly.

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>>9642957
By that, do you mean you were kept awake playing Heroes of the Storm?

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>>9642961
Alright it took kinda long.. and also my wrist still hurts if I try to lift weights with it...

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>>9642966
Yes..

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>>9642986
You had a very good reason to decline.

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>>9642984
>took like 6 months to heal something that should only take 10 weeks

>>9643042
>>9643042
>>9643042
>>9643042
>>9643042

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Why haven't you taken the iPill yet?

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>>9642984
desu tho you healed really fast for having no cast and taking no measures to fix it. so that's kinda cool. bbl stay frosty

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>>9643017
I know..
And now it's biting me in the ass because I'm sore and tired, more than usual at least

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>>9643065
Later

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And somehow despite this I'm awake before they are, makes me wonder how they live that way

>>9643056
Because it's for casuals who can't into knowledgemachines.
>>9642966
Is that an ASSFAGGOT?

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>>9643105
Calm down tai lopez https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nghbgkV5R0c

>>9643076
Nothing a bit more supreme pizza cannot fix.

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egh que pizza asquerosa

>>9643185
¿De cuál comes?

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>>9643165
Psh
I had some nachos earlier, and took an excedrin, I'll be fine, at least for a while

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>>9643158
I'M COMPLETELY CALM
>>9643165
>supreme pizza
Is that a brand or some kind of ascendant pizza?

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>>9643189
pepperoni

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>>9643204
What state do you live in?

>>9643204
i think it's the kind that has all the nasty stuff on it

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>>9643204
It's a pizza with a lot of toppings, pepperoni, meat, olives, peppers
>>9643224
That is always an acceptable choice

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>>9643204
he wants you to tell him what state you're in so he can triangulate your geographic location based on your whining about the weather like he did me don't fall for it

>>9643226
I told you this before.
There is comfort in your redundancy, for I now know that you don't keep a book with all of the information which you collect.
>>9643236
So it's hawaiian?

>>9643201
I am glad to hear. There is always a shower to give you more comfort.

>>9643204
It is the one above the Grand Pizza.

>>9643224
Only that?

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>>9643277
ye

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>>9642649
Just imagine driving a long way just to watch a movie, then at the ticket booth they tell you "Sorry, only women can watch this tonight!!!"

>>9642862
>>9642905
lel

>>9643056
I always mistake that iPhone for a VHS when I look at the thumbnail

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>>9643265
I wasn't whining, I was merely informing the others why I may abruptly leave.
I'm so stoic that Seneca himself would ask for my advice.
>>9643277
So what do I need to craft Dire Pizza?

>>9643332
Which way do you swing sexually and why is it traps, canon?

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>>9643297
Why not try out something else
I think you would enjoy 3 meat pizza, its not too far off from the usual pepperoni

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>>9643357
Porque no quiero

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>>9643265
So exactly how old are you skitty?

>>9643351
Are you the same anon who was encouraging me to seek feminine penis last week?
I will have you know that the female friend about whom I wrote has begun to socialize with me more so recently.

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>>9643382
point those filthy links aWAY FROM ME

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>>9643357
this leads down a dangerous road, friendo. pepperoni pizza is pure and beautiful. piling up more meats can lead you to a meat lover extravaganza pizza. you dont want to be the sort of person to order that

>>9643394
Not the same guy, but good for you! You gonna smash?

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>>9643380
I had to run that through google translate
If you insist, I was just giving you a suggestion, personally, I find pepperoni to be kind of boring

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>>9643424
ohhai!

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>>9643426
It's too late for that blew, I already enjoy meat lovers and supreme
>meat lover extravaganza
Is that a real type of pizza? I want to try that

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>>9643426
Hey blew how have you been, was your memorial day weekend good?

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>>9643444 chekt
i probably eat pizza at least once every 3-4 months and I'm not willing to let you sabotage my pizza with these specially crafted suggestions of yours

>>9643434
Certainly not soon, but maybe, possibly, potentially.
I still wonder if she treats everyone like this when she's with only one other or if we're actually flirting.
Or maybe she is plotting some elaborate ruse, and she isn't the wonderful woman that I've known since childhood.

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>>9643460

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Help, I'm trapped in an amusement park!

>>9643500
Have you tried asking her out?

>>9643477
>once every 3-4 months
I'm so sorry

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>>9643506
Well at least you'll be amused while being trapped.

>>9643518
No, I can be horribly paranoid. I need more confirmation.

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>>9643465
the meat fuckstravagazna i think is at pizza hut or something, its like bacon, ham, beef, sausage, spicy meat, and extra pepperoni and something else too probably. its anm unholy abomination against god.

supreme is pretty good tho!

>>9643474
it was alright, pretty quiet. Howabout you?


>>9643503
dont listen to them skitteroo, theres nothin wrong with just pepperami!

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>>9643503
So what year was the world graced with your presence?

>>9643595
Who attacked the Holy City in 1527?

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>>9643574
>its like bacon, ham, beef, sausage, spicy meat, and extra pepperoni
You're making me hungry

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>>9643574
My weekend was nice got some cleaning out of the way.

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>>9643520
the pizza places are a long trip from home and no ones willing to go for it most of the time.

>>9643562
You should try asking her out.

>>9643661
Is there a grocery store nearby?
There are some frozen pizzas like red baron and tombstone that don't completely suck ass, if you're willing to cook them in the oven

>>9643630
The ottoman turks?

>>9643638
it does sound good to be honest, but damned if it isnt a disaster o na nutritional and health level.

>>9643657
oh good stuff, glad to hear it!

>>9643661
you should open a pizza place. ytou could get into whacky adventures delivering them around texas and also sometimes deliver meth

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>>9643734
yeah there is but we don't go there much because they take advantage of being the only grocery store for miles with hardly any competition so they have everything at ridiculous prices.

bread used to be like 3 dollars and crap

>>9643720
But I am socially inept and I don't know if she knows that I love her and that she has been leading me onward.
>>9643738
An excellent guess, but no.

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>>9643738
>but damned if it isnt a disaster on a nutritional and health level.
That's true, at least supreme has some veggies in it
It's not surprising America would make an abomination like that, though
>>9643759
Damn, that sucks, we have a food lion, kroger and a wal-mart near us that are competing

>>9643782
*hasn't
Woops

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>>9643782
lets see here... the 1500s was after the dark ages... europe was on the rise... renaissance was upcoming... Surely it could have been the Holy Roman Empire.

>>9643759
if i were your grocery store i would take advantage of you too. sexually.

>>9643802
we're the country that invented Golden Corral buffets. We clearly give no fucks.

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>>9643759
You should start a business and either force them to lower their prices or form a cartel and get into the action.
>>9643825
CORRECT!
You get five goodboy points, assuming that you didn't google it.

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>>9643825
I suppose that's true

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>>9643879
nope. simple process of elimination. If it wasnt the middle east, and it sure as shit wasnt african niggers, that just leaves a European power.

yay GBP! How many more til I can get some tendies?

>>9643886
how ya doin, Pasta?

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>>9643879
the place is LITTERED with failed stores and restaurants. Not sure why the people in the area don't learn from their surroundings that there have been a lot of people who tried doing the same thing they're doing and just end up losing money and closing down. I think it's a result of people suddenly making a bit of money from drug trafficking so they figure "I need to invest in something that will make me money so i wont lose money and resort to illegal stuff again" and the only thing they can think of from that point forward is restaurant or store so they do it and end up closing down a year later. There's quite a bit of these abandoned failed businesses here.

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>>9643909
I ruined my sleeping schedule again and woke up at 5 pm, but I'm alright otherwise, how about you?

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>>9643553
It's in INDIANA!

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>>9643945
By the way how was your 3am breakfast?

>>9643909
Chickun tendies or chicken tendies?

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>>9643980
Fine.. I was mostly preparing food for the family around that time, not for myself.

>>9643945
What keeps that one store standing?
How have they established themselves, and how can you copy it?
Think like a capitalist!

why did windows xp use so many fucking sounds for stupid shit jfc

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>>9643959
So what's so bad about Indiana amusement parks?

>>9644042
Nothing, but there's plenty wrong with Indiana.

>>9643948
oh thats not so great, im sorry. im doin alright enough.

>>9643984
both!

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>>9644092
10 for chicken
11 for chickun

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>>9644022
It's at a corner lot next to the highway so they get decent traffic from the commuters traveling between cities and the local towns they're in the center of. It used to be a friends house there until some guy bought it and asked us to tear their house down and level the area for their store and they've been in business since.

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>>9644126
fuck. ask me more questions then!e= i need six more points

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>>9644140
Did you graduate high school skitty?

Hahahahahahahaha.

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>>9644157
Who sold Boone's wife to the legion in FONV?
What is the nordic name for Talos?
With what do the warriors from Hammerfell fight?
When was 4chan founded?
Who killed Captain Alex?
In which state does Ethanol live?
Is Hungarian an indo-european language?
How can you see into my eyes like open doors?
What is the formula for converting Fahrenheit to Celsius?
Who inhabited the ancient city of Galatia?
What is the code in Rachet and Cland 3 that puts Captain Quark into a Tutu?

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>>9644201
yes. about half a year earlier than the majority of my grade level. i think they really wanted to get rid of me

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>>9644286
>>9644286
>Who sold Boone's wife to the legion in FONV?
skitty
>What is the nordic name for Talos?
Thor?
>With what do the warriors from Hammerfell fight?
Hammers?
>When was 4chan founded?
2003
>Who killed Captain Alex?
skitty
>In which state does Ethanol live?
Liquid
>Is Hungarian an indo-european language?
no?
>How can you see into my eyes like open doors?
im going to guess it has something to do with Aldous Huxley and peyote
>What is the formula for converting Fahrenheit to Celsius?
skitty
>Who inhabited the ancient city of Galatia?
The Gauls
>What is the code in Rachet and Cland 3 that puts Captain Quark into a Tutu?
up down up down left right start select

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>>9644358
Eh. You got enough.
I googled, "chickun" and this one looked mildly amusing.

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>>9644324
What's the longest you've been away from home?

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>>9644406
thanks, thjats one of SRDXs works.

Y-a-t-il quelqu'un?
Il n'import pas qui.

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>>9642862

I think I replied to the wrong person there. Was very sleepy. Took a nap while listening to Rebel Media and now I just feel groggy.

>>9644707
Caffeine.

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>>9644728

I need some covfefe.

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Hello!

You guys know the book I was talking about? Where I got my name from? I actually found it buried in my closet.

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>>9644818

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>>9644798
Judging by that spelling, nous sommes d'accord.
>>9644818
Talk about the book, famalam.

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>>9644842

>>9644843
I don't remember anything about the story, really.

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>>9644818

I assumed it was just a corruption of the female name Ursula.

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>>9644842
A very nice looking book.

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And there it is in the bottom left.

>>9644869
Lol, no. :P

>>9644872
Thanks! The original cover was torn off.

>>9644919
I mean the bottom right. Sorry!

>>9643087
Do you reallythink there are enough fires to keep all these "firefighters" busy? A bunch of men living together are Masons/33 are gay men. This is like saying NASA does things for space exploration. Space is a hoax as are the need for firefighters. One function is to terrify everyone day and night with their sirens.

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>>9644919

Yeah yeah, you're a dragon. So no making jokes about your gender?

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>>9644968

If you want to, !Sempai, you can still make jokes.

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>>9644919
hello tiny friend

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This thread needs more ponies, preferably engaged in debauched and/or degenerate behaviors.

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>>9645017
Hey Blewberry! What's up?

>>9645025
Yes!

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>>9645025
Do humanized ponies count?

>>9644474
months

babies are the actually worst
how tf can people keep making them and keep them alive once they do

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>>9645025

>>9645056
Definitely. Even b&thro. Post it if you've got it.

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>>9645034
just funposting and watching breaking bad.

>>9645111
i'll never understand reproduction. its gross

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>>9645016

I'll use this power at my discretion.

>>9645119
>drinking juice

Ah, yes. https://pastebin.com/MUSSqFHR NSFW but not sexual

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>>9645136

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>>9645129
>not wanting to fill your waifu's womb with your hot seed
>not wanting to watch her belly swell and grow over the months as her womb quickens with new life
>not wanting to hold your babby centaur or satyr in your arms the first time

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>>9645111
Hormones and parental instincts.
If you aren't in existential depression, the you generally develop some capacity to like children.

it cries and poops in public with no shame
the shrieking is intense and relentless, it makes a man yearn for a time when there was no sound

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>>9645179
Then, too, traditionally in our culture, before not so very long ago, it was women who dealt with screeching, projectile-puking infants. Men spent twelve hours a day, six or seven days a week, in an air-conditioned office shuffling paper if they were lucky, pushing handcarts back and forth in a 150 degree steel mill if they weren't. You fucked your wife, went back to work, didn't see the kid again until he graduated from high school, and everyone much preferred it this way.

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>>9645184
its basically like having a miniature skitty

>>9645241
frist of all how dare you

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>>9645147

We'll see about putting you into a dress, sweet cheeks.

>>9645129
You're gross, you shouldnt reproduce.

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>>9645330

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>>9645260
squee

>>9645343
i know.

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>>9645142
Thx for that read

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>>9645025
>>9645125

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>>9645380

Oh you like that idea, don't you? I bet you want it to be a dress with lots of frills!

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I would probably look fucking stupid in a dress

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>>9645484

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>>9645511
I don't think that I would make a very good dragqueen either.

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>>9645511
only on e way to find out

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>>9645511
I would look incredibly stupid in any level of girly clothing. But this is about teasing Urshula.

>>9645516
I bet you want to wear make up while wearing a dress too, don't you Ms. Urshy?

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>>9645588
>>9645614
I'm 6'4 dude with a beard, I couldnt pull it off if I wanted to
I would probably try it if given the chance though, just for the laughs

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>>9645411
You're welcome.

[spoiler]someone posted this pic in a Luna thread in the pone board, and asked for a story. and so I wrote one.[/spoiler]

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>>9645643
>>>/mlp/30183365

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>>9645643
Yeah, I didn't reply to you directly cause I was just posting my own thoughts, ,don't mind me

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>>9645685
Spoilers don't work in /trash/, unless you did that on purpose. Also, nice!

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>>9645689
Yeah, you keep smiling because you know you want it, fucking girly girl.

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>>9645685
Oh, and >>>/mlp/30060285 will help you with greentexts if you want.

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Sun poisoning. And a bunch of new freckles.

Yay.

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>>9645769
Kek

>>9637491

It's not gay if you're using someone else's penis.

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>>9645879
Who did you go with?