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HUNGER GAMES THREAD
THE GREATEST THREAD TO HAVE EVER BEEN CREATED IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING EVER
RIGGINSMANIA 76TH CONTINUES HERE
PREVIOUSLY: >>9591287
I swear to god there better be an arena event to make up for that poor amount of deaths.
>>9591329
F myself....
>>9591234 (Mayor)
Yeah they are? So what?! Revealing doesn't mean bad taste or anything. Actually it's quite confortable, you should try it! You're the one wearing too much, how do you not overheat under all those bandages?
>>9591228 (Subaru)
You still haven't recovered your memories Subaru?
Hmm...
Look closely at that grey dog though, she was on the wincard I showed you
>>9591275
>>9591300 (Satou)
>She blinks
>Twice
Alright now that was weird...
Did I?...
>She looks at her towel, covered in Satou's blood. Nope it's a pretty normal towel...
...
Did you hack the arena's setting to respawn like that at will or what?
>it's still up
>>9586856
BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
WHERE
IS
THE
BLOOD
?
>>9591329
>>9591287
Your rigs are trash. You haven't even rigged it for me yet, your number one pupil. What do you have to say for yourself?
>>9591321
>rockin' bod
>perfect ojou-san personality
>doesn't lewd
W-Why...?
>>9591375
>you still care
>>9591360
If they let you in, they'll let everyone in.
And who wants to be a hero when they're already the supreme overlord?
>>9591379
Hey Seth.
Nice edit of the Life of Pablo cover album by the way.
Too bad nobody really look at the OPs
Oh btw, now that I'm out the ratings will be dropping, of course.
>>9591379
>Is sitting, curled up in the corner of the room between two lockers, hands trembling as things begin to get sexual. Having never done this before, he tries to send something sexy.
>"hey, so do u want to see something harder than steel"
Is it normal to like cute girls over big titty sexy sluts?
>>9591373
I-I haven't really been trying to regain any memories from that little card thing you've given me. Truth be told, I'm afraid of learning just how dark my past is. I-I mean, what if I...i-if I...
>>9591373
Nope! I've been doing it before it was the cool thing to so about here, that's what an Ajin does, cheat on death. Pretty nice right? It's such a bullshit power-up for guys like me, but that's the very reason I'll exploit it as much as I can.
>>9591379
Aggron we've got her pinned, use Take Down!!
>>9591379
Oh god....
I MISSED ALL THE FUN AGAIN!?
>>9591379
Well, the drink was nice, but just one won't get me drunk now, will it?
>>9591389
>ojou-san
She's more of a horny spoiled rich girl personality.
>>9591351
>You feel as though you've already been driven so far into the deep end, you've busted right through the concrete floor of the pool and are well on your way to tunneling to China.
>>9591373
>Like some sort of bird, you puff up your chest to make your rags stand out a bit more. They've served you well for as long as you've been here, and then some. You've never even felt close to overheating.
>Sure, you may have been ticketed by the fashion police for them, but they're nerds who literally call themselves "fashion police," so who cares.
>>9591379
>You feel like dying of embarrassment.
>You probably will, too, considering the game you're playing, but in a way more convoluted manner than just falling over and dying.
>>9591426
Is it normal to be attracted to girls?
>>9591379
>Lana's mom is popular
>>9591379
(What took these dipshits so long? I could've died. Better keep up my act if I want to live.)
Thank you, thank you two! I don't know what I would've done without you!
>>9591426
That's called having good taste.
>>9591379
I'm not *hic* old enough to...
>Ryoma throws up everything he ate that day, which isn't much. Just a few things of candy here and there
Someone please help me...
>>9591426
Yes!
>>9591408
SUPREME IDIOT, MAYBE
>>9591373
>F
>>9591287
I-I knew something was up when I was in the middle of f'ing Subaru! Ah, well no harm in giving him a F. I heard its much more courteous to randomly give those a F in need.
>>9591336
Well, instead of being a pussy magnet, it seems you're being a dog magnet for the day. And where are you pulling licking out from? Look, we may be dog people, but we would never degrade ourselves to a point of acting like a household one!
A cat man? Well, when was the last time you've gotten your hands on some pussy?
>>9591459
Delet yourself
>>9591385
>>9591427
How can you remember Seth but not me?
What the fuck is this shit SUBARU
Or is this some kind of meta narrative I'm not aware of
>pinches his cheeks really hard, but quickly stop.
LOOK AT IT.
LOOK.
AT.
IT
>>9591428
Yeah I heard you were like... 3rd time rigginsmania champion or something...
Ah ah that's pretty neat, I need to have a guy as strong as you on my show someday!
>>9591329
F
>>9591454
Uhhh... yes of course!
I'll be taking my reward now please
>>9591465
You take that back right now or I'll make you choke on your own fist
>>9591495
NOT BEFORE YOU CHOKE ON IT FIRST, STUPID
>>9591465
>That pic
REIGEN ARATAKA
EXPERT CON ARTIST
T O O D R A M A T I C
He won't crack a joke at that one
>>9591409
Oh yeah ?
> check the ratings
> high as ever
Huh
Really makes you think, doesn't it ?
>>9591385
CAREFUL WHAT YOU SPEW WITH THAT DIRTY MOUTH BOY
IF I WANT TO I'LL UNLEASH THE TRUE POWER OF THE RIGS
>>9591437
O-Oh...you're probably right, I've never seen it.
>>9591426
Well yeah, but what would be even better is a big tittied cute girl.
>>9591525
W-WHY ARE YOU PULLING DOWN MY PANTS?! DID THAT ONE CRAZY GIRL HIRE YOU?! GET OFFA ME, I'M NOT READY FOR THIS
>>9591525
>Reigen Arataka
>Con Artist
>Literally when will this meme die
>>9591512
You couldn't even lift up your own arms to do that
>>9591525
>You aren't even wearing pants.
>That sick, sick dog (what is it with all the damn dogs?) put pants on you just to pull them down.
>You admire her determination, but vow revenge against such traumaticembarrassment.
>>9591525
I'm the real lava lady here.
>>9591483
Twice, actually. But if there's a challenging murder game out there for me then I'll most likely be there! What's your show about?
>>9591486
>>9591470
Thank you guys....
>>9591446
Well, I don't know where you're from, but if that style is hype and you"re confortable with that... keep going
But try the "light way" someday, trust me.
>>9591525
It's... It's only because I'm co-commentating this stuff that's all
>>9591525
Oh no, my pants!
Wait a minute...
>>9591389
She's a good girl.
>>9591495
A reward? I'm sorry but all I have are apples. Would that be good enough?
>>9591525
>She walks up close to the and takes out a cigarette, Taking a long drag of it after using the flag fire to light it.
Thanks. I needed a light.
>>9591525
I swear to god the bookers better have planned a good fucking ending to this Randy Orton paced match.
>>9591540
C-O-N A-R-T-I-S-T
YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE
AND I WILL FORCE THE TRUTH DOWN PEOPLE'S THROATS
UNTIL THEY SING IT IN UNISON ON ALL THE STREETS OF THE HUNGRY GAMES
Tell me if I'm a faggot or not pls
>>9591525
Well, I guess it's occasionally better to be lucky
>>9591525
Ahhhhh
That felt good
I'll just leave this on the table, I'm nlt botherinf with it anymore
>>9591542
>He raises both arms into the air.
WHAT KIND OF HERO CAN'T EVEN RAISE HIS ARMS, IDIOT? YOU THINK THEY WOULD ACCEPT ME INTO THE ACADEMY IF I COULDN'T DO THAT? MAN, YOU MUST REALLY BE DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT
>>9591568
IMPURE
>>9591525
Hey, he's a tough guy, I'm sure he'll be completely fine!
>>9591588
nope
>>9591470
I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of giving you an answer, but my streak's going to end soon if you keep mocking me like this.
>>9591483
What are you talking about? Seth and I go way back! That guy always called me a fuck fa--
>Subaru backs away from Fyxe's touch, takes the wincard and rips it
How's THIS for remembering!? You're pushing me to the very edge of sanity with this! I may not remember anything from the past, if there is even a past for me here, but I know damn well I've never had any sexual relations with any of you people!
>>9591605
what about that one time a zombie ate yo dick
>>9591525
GO AHEAD AND UNLEASH IT! SEE IF I CARE!
NEWSFLASH: I DON'T! I DON'T CARE ONE BIT ABOUT IT! ONLY LOSERS WITH NO SELF-ESTEEM CARE ABOUT RIGS!
>>9591525
>carried under Eric's arm
Fine, that girl deserves it for jumping away from me all the time!
>>9591568
You can lewd and still be a good girl.
>>9591598
>Pushes Asuka aside
You shut your dirty doormat mouth, COWARD! Show your face so I can introduce it to my foot. It's what you're probably here for anyway!
>>9591573
An apple?
I could go for an apple, gimme one.
>>9591597
Perfect
>freezes his shoulders in place
Gotcha there! I can't believe you fell for that
>>9591588
Faggot of level 6.
>>9591578
Alright time to speed this shit up.
> CHECKS THE GAME HOSTING PACE TO 1.5X
>>9591628
You can lewd with Gokicha, friend.
>>9591618
Wh-what?! There's no way that happened!
>Subaru checks his nether region
I still have it, so you're lying! Stop confusing me!
>>9591525
>>9591538
>>9591544
i'm just playing a little bit, don't think weird stuff about me, i'm not doing anything bad just a little prank
>>9591655
>>9591554
Twice? Huuh still good enough.
Oh well, pretty much like this one, except with more water and coconut trees. You know the drill: Murder each other in front of the whole world and you reap the money at the end. It's pretty popular so far, we had our 8th edition satuday.
Here's my card.
>>9591605
You sadden me Subaru... But don't worry, I have a lot of copies of it, people really like it you know? It's pretty popular in japan I heard....
Still...
>Slaps him
That's for forgetting about me and that precious summer, I've never heard of an amnesia that randomly delete recent memories but keeps the older ones.
...
H-Hey now I hope I didn't hurt you
>>9591645
What's up with them?
Eh. As long as they clean it up
Alright. Put the anime girls in the bag.
>>9591645
I'm pretty sure that's not actually a fact. Nobody is correct all of the time
>>9591689
i dont have a big enough bag
>>9591645
>The girl speaks as loud as she can to know that the man knows she's here!
What an interesting place! I wonder what this is.
>She then uses a rope to stop the bed from opening up.
Looks like nothing at all. Oh well! Lalala!
>>9591561
>You quickly shut down this idea by somewhat nervously telling the dog-queen-fashionista that you're not wearing anything underneath.
>>9591645
>B...Brother?
>>9591659
>You ask why the hell she put pants on you in the first place, just to do that. It seems like less effort to have just found someone else.
>>9591682
>smashes your igloo
>>9591645
I hope White Peak win this time
>>9591655
NO
YOU ASKED ME WHO HAD THE HIGHEST APPEAL FOR A REASON
>>9591645
On a scale of 1-10, how much did that hurt, Cirno ?
Asking to see if I gotta improve the machine or not.
>>9591627
YOU ASKED FOR IT, FOOL.
YOU WILL SOON WITNESS BY YOUR VERY OWN TWO EYES THE SECRET POWER I'VE BEEN KEEPING IN MYSELF FOR SO LONG.
>>9591665
A
FUCKING
ROACH
>>9591702
>>9591706
>missed rigginsmania
>>9591702
>>9591706
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
>>9591706
>Target locked.
>Target identified.
>Commencing creepy stalking.
>>9591561
No problem. Always here to deliver a good f'ing when needed.
>>9591605
...So what you're saying is you've been on a dry streak? Then that leads me to my next question.
With everything that has happened thus far, don't you think this is lot more of a coincidence with all the dogs showing up at your front door?
Maybe you were destined to be a dog person from the very start!
>>9591700
I know it's you, Sunny!
Show yourself so I can beat you and your friends back into the dirt!
>>9591637
...
>He tries to break the ice, but doesn't have enough leverage with his arms in the position they're in.
G-GOD DAMN IT, UNFREEZE ME! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T!
>>9591645
>Tetsutetsu, already incredibly embarrassed to even be playing the game, meets the three-sided kiss with a fiery red face, instantly falling over backwards and wiping his mouth off in a panic.
TH-THAT WASN'T PART OF THE THING, YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TRY ANYTHING WEIRD, FUCK OFF, I'M DONE TRUSTING DOGS THAT WALK ON TWO LEGS
>>9591706
WE'RE GONNA COAT EVERYTHING IN STEEL, MANLINESS WILL BE REQUIRED
>>9591699
And why is that a problem exactly? Let me give you an idea that will blow your mind...
You puts some underwear... probably something classy and... and...
That's it. I do that sometimes. Add a short and some boots and you're set to go.
>>9591715
>>9591724
>>9591706
I'm.... I'm really sorry....
>>9591694
Put them. In the bag.
>>9591706
>>9591706
Man, that was just embarrassing. Maybe i should start hitting the gym more often.
>>9591635
>prepares slideshow entitled "101 vital reasons why Meat belongs in the fields alongside her cattle brethren and not around other people"
Please keep your foot in it's shoe where it belongs for the remainder of the presentation.
>>9591724
QUALITY
JINXING
Specter knows what are the best lethal approaches
Anime girl bias my man
And I mean, who wouldn't cheer for her
Look at those big red eyes
Literally tell me how you can't fall for it
>>9591754
>collects water
>pours in ice tray
>places said tray in the freezer
>>9591637
You got it miss!
>The girl searches through her basket, pulling out several guns and knives before pulling an apple.
Here you go! Wait a minute.
>She pulls out the stem, it begins to fizz for some reason.
That would be messy! I should have another one somewhere.
>Throwing the apple behind her, she is unfazed by the explosion as she continues looking through her basket.
>>9591706
>The girls wipes her mouth after spitting a dumptruck of dirt out of her mouth.
Better than some of the things I have to eat when growing up.
>>9591749
>Puts a bag on your head.
Done.
>>9591739
I can freeze your knees as well, so stop being such a baby and suck it up.
Unless you want to become some kind of life size doll
>>9591675
>he doesn't really mind the slap. His mind is still on the whole "a zombie ate your pecker" thing the anon said
Fyxe was is? I don't get why you're bothering with me! Shouldn't you see this as a chance to get away from me? I get that I'm amazing and all, but if there were any problems you had with me back then, then you should take this chance to get as far away from me as possible!
>>9591706
Yeah!? I bet you're a fool of it! You don't know what you're talking about! All that's coming out of your mouth is fluff, Seth! Stop this dumb talk about riggins and put in more honest hard work!
>>9591675
>Satou takes the card.
Oh? So there's an actual reward for winning? Just having fun is enough for me but I'd gladly take some money, it's quite hard to do business now that I'm a well-known face in Japan.
>>9591689
>when you recognize the anime from a forearm
What's this I'm hearing about a backup game?
>>9591747
>You imagine yourself in underwear and stilettos, strutting around like you're out on the town.
>You quickly stop doing that and end the fanservice as fast as possible.
>You'd rather not have another ticket from those fashion police. You tell the overgrown fox as much.
>>9591772
>Oh good Christ, the fans already got ahold of the imagery.
>The internet was a total mistake.
>>9591772
I was just bored when I did that, so I don't mind at all
>>9591772
Jeez, you really can find porn of anybody on the internet. This stuff might be a bit too extreme though.
>>9591772
What did that bad man say to you? Are you going to listen to him friend? You really shouldn't follow ugly peoples advice!
>>9591772
>She cracks her knuckles once she's spotted the two misfits.
>>9591717
There'll be plenty of others.
Soon.
>>9591772
Togame is being waaaaay too positive.
I dunno about you, but this seems like an elaborated.. STRATAGEM..
L E N BURYING NEW TALENT HARDER THAN THE BEST WRESTLING BACKSTAGE POLITICIANS.
That's a lot of fucking blood.
Red-er than the entirety of Team's Magma uniform.
I KNEW YOU COULDN'T TRUST A MAN WITH EYEBROWS LIKE THOSE
>>9591773
>
>>9591774
Woah woah woah hold on for a second
I like my apples in slices of 6, remember that.
And I don't know where you're from, but here we eat non-exploding apples
>>9591825
>only ten
geez nigga that's ded
>>9591727
...
Are you implying what I think you're implying? First that alien thing with the sharp teeth, and now you guys? What is it about my house that makes you guys want to live there so badly? Honestly, I don't think I have enough room for you all. My floor's going to be crowded with people at this rate.
>>9591784
...ALRIGHT, YOU'VE GOT A POINT, I GUESS I'M JUST STUCK L-
>Tetsutetsu goes for a cheap kick
>>9591857
I'M GONNA MAKE IT QUICK, BUT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING WEIRD AND TRYING TO TAKE MY PANTS OFF
>>9591857
>This may as well be a fate worse than death.
>>9591875
>falls over backwards and breaks her neck on a rock that was there on the ground
>>9591857
TOO LAZY TO POST DEAD JABRONIES
RACK UP THESE KILLS BOYZ
>>9591786
IF YOU TALK SHIT ONE MORE TIME ABOUT MY ART I SWEAR I'LL GUT YOU KID
DON'T FUCKING KID WITH ME LIKE THAT
>>9591857
Not much of a "fan" if he's trying to attack me with canned beverages.
>>9591786
But... I didn't have any problem with you. You were a funny guy. Maybe you still are, a bit clueless, but you are/were cool.
It's just that
>sighs
Starting over a relationship again is kinda a pain in the ass.... Are you still as wacky as before?
>>9591790
50 000 (you)$ ! Maybe more... depending on the ratings, but so far it's been great.
The ship departs on the week-end or anytime there are enough people. Primetime hour.
Now, now if you're popular...
>She takes out a notebook.
I need your name, a picture, your blood type, the usual stuff, you know? If you're popular and plan to join I need to call the press.
>>9591807
You keep spouting about that Fashion police.... Never seen it myself. So I guess I must be doing something right? Oh and, fanservice is above all, a service for yourself, don't forget that
>>9591858
Cute
>>9591857
My only question is, what's a "midcard"?
>>9591896
..OKAY, NOW I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON, NOW UNFREEZE ME.
......
U-UNFREEZE ME NOW.
..WHAT HAVE I DONE
>>9591897
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SHE'S STRONGER THAN ME, I COULD KICK EVERYONE HERE'S ASS BLINDFOLDED
>>9591897
They're not the only ones. I too want me to die.
>>9591857
>She had to rest for the rest of the day after that fight.
>>9591825
E B I N
>>9591897
That Ryoma Hoshi looks like he's the underdog here.
So I'll bet on him.
Jinx? Naah It won't happen again.
>>9591921
>>9591932
>still lays dead on the ground, not moving an inch
>>9591897
Well, I've already lost all of my pride, so this isn't that bad. Probably should've worn some underwear though.
Are Kurisu, Beerus, or Mokou here?
Why are you so fucking cancer Lenny?
>>9591857
>She begins to throw rocks, laughing all the while.
What's the matter punk? You went all this way for nothing!
>>9591858
No one eats exploding apples unless you trick them into it.
>She pulls out another apple and pulls the stem. This time there was no fizzing.
I found one! I would cut it up for you but my knife has been in peo- odd places.
>>9591897
Eeee! I hope you like jail you-
>She turns around and sees that the girl looks younger than her.
Great, just a dyke.
>>9591897
TALKING ABOUT BURIALS
THE IRONING
Can you stop with the freakin' pantsing that's like immature as fuck
THIS IS A COMPLETELY SERIOUS DEATH GAME AND YOU'RE MAKING A MOCKERY OF IT !
That Gascoigne / Yotsugi is shaping up to be a showdown for the ages
>>9591928
The average talent.
>>9591912
>You're taken aback a bit, since it's been a while since you've met someone who can read your mind.
>Your perform the greatest trick in the book again: you ask her to pick a number between 1 and 10.
>If she picks 7, like you're thinking, you'll say you were thinking of 2.
>It's foolproof.
>>9591958
...
>Scoots away to go blowdry shoulders
>>9591977
STOP TRYING TO TAKE MY PANTS OOOOOOOOOFFFF
>>9591975
Ugh, fine. Whole apples will do
These aren't that bad, thanks lady
>>9591912
Huuuh...well if you're okay with this terrorist then, sure! Samuel T. Owens, O+, here's a picture, and...
>Satou keeps handing over information at the canine interviewer, even silly info like favorite vidya.
The authorities will most likely come if they know I often hide here, or not, I've let them quite scared after crashing a plane into a building and decimating their police force.
>>9591966
GIVE ME ONE
>>9591897
Gut me? DON'T YOU MEAN RIG ME!? GO AHEAD AND RIG ME SETH! SHOW EVERYONE JUST HOW PITIFUL YOU TRULY ARE! SHOW THEM HOW WEAK AND SCARED YOU ARE OF OTHERS REALIZING YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN A BIG NOSED BACKSTABBER!
>>9591912
...
You really know how to make someone feel bad, Fyxe. I never thought that I'd feel this way, but I kind of...yo-you know...feel a certain way...
What do you mean by are you still as wacky as before? How wacky was I in my past life?
>>9591977
Why is it only loser kids doing this? I can't send them to jail!
>>9591977
>>9591994
I guess I'm not allowed to have fun here. I'll go back to being alone in my locker room.
>>9592010
W-what
>>9591977
You're about to get grounded!!
>>9591989
My 4th wall breaking power is leaking again o-o-h... Oh well, okay Let's play.
SEVEN!!
...
...
..
MINUS FIVE!!
>>9591977
Is this because of all those jokes about you dating that goat kid- OOHSHITLUMWHATAREYOUDOING!
What's the dumbest weapon you've ever fucking seen?
>>9592068
>>9592045
You are the one who was calling for those people to make them star cards right
>>9591977
F I N A L L Y
PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
SHIVER IN UNCERTAINITY, BECAUSE YOUR ADVENTURE MIGHT HAVE ENDED JUST HERE !
>>9591864
Dunno, what are you implying that you think I'm implying that you think you're implying?
W-wait, where did you pull us living with you from out of this?...Actually, if you're offering..we would barely be a nuisance and I have some experience under being a maid. Do you have a sign up sheet or something?
SERVE THE HIVE
>>9592092
I DON'T EVEN HAVE A LICENSE WHAT AM I DOING
>>9592088
Y-yes
I need an ava to make one though
>>9592050
>You understandably flip the fuck out. Again.
>>9592092
>You may have just flipped the fuck out way too hard, as your insides have flipped with your outsides.
>>9592068
You don't want to know the horrors I've seen.
>>9592092
Yes, that's what I like.
That's what I fucking like.
>>9592092
>>9591954
Next time you feel the need to cheer for me, don't. I'd rather not have to deal with shark-like people scaring me to death.
>>9592122
That actually looks badass.
>>9592122
Post more, I want to flip my shit at how useless it is
>>9592092
>The peace was pretty nice for once.
>>9592123
Funny enough, i die right as i get pinned by seth rollins in 2K17.
>>9591998
I only get the best for myself! Guess I can lend you one for saving me. No matter how long it took...
>>9592092
Out of my way, losers! Can;t you see I'm getting chased here!
>She then flips off the person pursuing her.
Just die already!
>>9592123
SIX JABRONIES ARE SADLY STILL ALIVE
TIME TO CAST THOSE GOOD WILL SPELLS ON YOUR FAVORITES AND JINXES ON YOUR ENEMIES
>>9592006
Meh I'm sure the governments won't say anything, the guy sponsoring the tournament is a pretty big name in the politcal world I heard... never seen his face though.
>She checks if everything's correct, actually the silly things are the most important ones, the public craves that shit like crazy.
No problem Samuel! Everything is in check. Go wild!
>>9592017
It's okay Subaru.....
Oh well, I'm not sure you really want to remember... but there was that one time you lost Seth big dual game first even after bragging to everyone you'd win...
Or that time you tried to act like a dog... You even bite me and all.
Or when you realized the meaning of life was to RP as a cute anime girl online!! I still have the picture of the face you did that night!
>>9592113
Tchh of course. I'm the best
>>9592127
I.... Well... I'll stop betting now.
Sorry.
>>9592095
I don't know. Why don't you tell me what you think I'm implying and I'll tell you if you're right or not. How does that sound?
NO I DON'T HAVE A SIGN UP SHEET!
I thought you meant you were actually showing up at my door! Don't scare me like that, whoever you are! I've had enough of this Subaru bullying!
I want to pick up an ava but I don't know what.
Could you all help me out?
>Hardmode: No 3D
>>9592171
Did somebody say Jabronis?
>>9592134
You'd cut yourself long before you'd cut someone else.
>>9592135
Are you prepared................ for the gunhammer?
Also if you want to see retarded weapons look at almost any Monster Hunter game.
>>9592171
I'd play Nito's route...
He looks like a fine husbando
>>9592184
>>9592171
This is just gross. I know it's those people that like it.
>>9592173
>You would respond, except you are currently in the reincarnation process.
>Having your guts forcibly shoved back into your body is extremely unpleasant, but at least it's over quickly.
>>9592184
What are some things you enjoy?
>>9592171
Lesson of the day, peeps.
Being an asshole is not cool.
Remember that next time you compete in my games.
>>9592188
DID SOMEBODY JUST SAID A VERY AUDIBLE WORD THAT ANYONE WITH BASIC ENGLISH COMPREHENSION COULD HAVE UNDERSTAND ?
NAH, NO WAY.
>>9592171
Keh! I-Its not like I wanted filthy humans to like me for who I was anyways!
>>9591974
Lenny is cute!
>>9592184
>>9592207
I approve that choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSCvUoZI2QM
>>9592171
N-NANI?!
>>9592207
Nobody could possibly play a character from Initial D without getting meme'd to death.
>>9592231
>Puts face in tail
>Goes to sleep
>>9592171
SCREW THE F'S
WE GOT TOO MANY COMING TO LOSE ANYTIME POSTING DEAD SLIDES
SHIT'S GOING DOWN FASTER THAN YOUR MINDS CAN PROCESS FELLAS
>>9592184
>Just go with something you enjoy. I've been doing that with every one I have.
>>9592221
Where's the one that played my route? I know you fucks are out there!
>>9592221
Did somebody just said? Are you okay there? Seems like you're having a minor stroke in the presence of greatness.
>>9592205
>full skeleton husbandos
ew
>>9592228
do you happen to have this
>>9592173
>everything Fyxe just said to him fails to register into his head. Losing a big game after bragging made some sense to him, but acting like a dog and RPing a cute girl? Subaru has no idea what she's talking about. His facial expression shows the exact confusion that's coursing throughout his head
What kind of Subaru did you meet? That...doesn't sound like me at all! Why would I ever bite you, and why would I ever want to RP a cute anime girl? Are you sure you're not imagining all of this instead? Have you been dreaming about me this whole time? I don't blame you if you did. I'm kind of a great person.
>>9592192
Doesn't change the fact that it looks badass.
>>9592276
>Nito, the first of the dead
Just what did he look like when he was alive if that's his skeleton?
>>9592264
M-My own trick! She stole that too?!
>>9592246
Well, they could just ignore the memes. Besides, Itsuki is a cool dude that you could bro out with
>>9592216
>Some rumors even say everytime tributes are respawned, a part of their soul is taken to feed some kind of eldritch abomination somewhere.
>I guess that make them both agents of evils since they host.
>>9592253
H-Hey ?!! Oh... It's you Vino...
Well... Try not to ruffle it too much, okay?
>>9592230
He kinda is.
>>9592230
He kinda is
>>9592258
Hee hee hee, what's this? A present, just for me? Oh my, you shouldn't have! Really, you shouldn't have! Ah hah hah hah!
>Thanks, yo. Zero stars means something, right? I think you mentioned something about 'em before.
>>9592307
>Ruffles it too much
>>9592301
He seems more like the dude that would accidentally destroy everything you own.
>>9592192
>whack someone
>shoot them at the same time
the force from both will keep you spinning indefinitely
post more
>>9592264
BOLD FUCKING STATEMENT FOR THE END
IT'S ON
THE MARKETS ARE EXPLODING
THE RATINGS ARE OFF THE ROOF
THE MAIN-EVENT IS SET
THE MARQUEE MATCH IS SETTLED
IT
IS
GOING
DOWN
http://www.strawpoll.me/13064245
>>9592268
My bad Rocky, the hype emanating from my games' greatness is indeed causing me some minor syntax problems. Thank you for pointing out the obvious.
>>9592276
K-KEH! W-where did you find that? I-its rude to video tape those who are in the nude!
>And no, I didn't. But now I'm the happy owner of a new Webm. Thanks anon!
>>9592294
Big, strong, long locks of hair, and a wonderful tan!....I was hideous! Life is much better as a skeleton, human.
>>9592338
>baron
>waifubait
Tough choice.
>>9592264
...I take it you're not a fan of music box tunes?...
>>9592288
Dreaming?... O-Oh please let's not get all metaphysical now, I've rewatched inception recently too...
What if I'm dreaming right now? Am I a human dreaming she's a dog girl, or a dog girl dreaming she is a human while not here?
OoOW
Anyway, look at this
>
It's a picture I've taken! There's no way I could have printed a picture out of my dreams now
>>9592314
Zero star is a once only release. It's value is technically the greatest that I'll ever make.
Lana's mom has the only one that can match up to it in rarity.
>>9592338
way to go mister gas coin
>>9592340
yw
>>9592338
AND
IT'S
ALL
OVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HORY SHIETO
>>9592321
Wh-What did I tell you Vino!!!
>Pulls him out
>Puts him on her lap
Sleep here now... and let's watch the end of the tournament.
>>9592338
No problem. Just try not to die there, we need hosts as good as you.
>>9592334
Honestly you should just watch this guy, he does a couple videos where he covers a lot of stupid weapons and does it better and funnier than I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWUfLlsUI9M
He's kind of normie but w/e.
>>9592385
I'm pretty happy with this!
Good job girl!
Thanks for the show Seth!
>>9592338
>why must I get the lamest fucking deaths
>least it ain't 2nd
>>9592381
>Oh, neato Cheeto. Thanks again, yo. I appreciate it.
>>9592385
>>9592381
So why does asgore of all people get a rare card? He's a fucking dipshit
>Baron's shitty ava that he'll probably drop in two days wins a rigginsmania
sigh
>>9592424
Because it's funny
>>9592385
>>9592338
Camerupt dont fail me now!!
>>9592424
Because at face value it looks like shit. Everyone gets something to even out with how good/bad it is.
>>9592458
So the people with more stars are shit?
>>9592385
I'm fine with this, thanks for hosting.
Thanks for hosting, Seth. I hope you learn to shut that big rigging trap of yours until you've learned to praise me. I also hope you have a good birthday, b-but not because I think you deserve it or anything.
I'm going to go to bed. I hope you all have a good night. Please don't have fun without me.
>>9592381
Are a negative number of stars a thing?
>>9592385
CONGRATFUCKINGLATIONS, TEAM MAGMA GRUNT.
YOU'RE THE 76TH RIGGINSMANIA CHAMPION.
I THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE TO MAKE THIS YOUR NEW SIGNATURE THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlpLYBuTN04
Post star cards
>>9592491
Congratulations to the winner, and thank you for hosting
>>9592479
Goodnight Subaru
>>9592181
Huh? Oh fine. Its probably for the best anywho. With all the mishaps of being with dogs that help you by your side, it seems like you're much more of a dog person than a cat person, but that isn't a bad thing! Dogs are pretty loyal, and you can train them to do tricks if you have enough patience! And guess what cats do? They just use the bathroom and sleep in the sun. Lame! Now, don't get any weird ideas since this is coming from a dog person...
O-oh, you dont? Well, maybe its best I dont incidentally bully you any further haha..
>pats head
My name is FP, and if we ever meet again, I'll try my best not to bully you accidentally! Gotta go for now, so I'll see you later!
>Drives off in a Subaru that totally isn't just to mock him further while blasting eurobeathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>9592472
Obviously. Just look at mine.
>>9592434
>Just for that, that and since i loved ruby so much, I plan on grunt being a keeper.
>>9592491
WE DID IT!!
>tfw still no card.
No I won't ask you to do one for me, if it's not genuine it doesn't mean anything
>>9592472
If that's how you wanna perceive it. It's hard to explain to other people because I'm stupid.
>>9592481
No.
>>9592533
A keeper for about 2 days. Just like your last keeper.
>>9592385
Can you at least pretend that you're not a caveman?
>>9592479
Don't let the door hit you on the way out!
>>9592491
That game was mine! Stupid fans. Guess I should thank you. Happy birthday.
>>9592522
>Wow, totally fucked up that one by not only missing a image, but the link as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
Who all has rainbow cards?
>>9592476
>loli draco
muh DICK
>>9592491
One step forward, two steps back it seems. One day I'll hold a memoir of my victory here. Thanks for the chance.
>>9592555
Okabe, and I think someone else.
Okabe's got ten stars.
>>9592538
Darn, I guess I can't go for my favorite number in terms of stars.
>>9592494
>>9592522
>>9592553
Try this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHtry4zxN3c
A pretty underrated one if you ask me.
Who else is #NoStarClub here?
>>9592555
>>9592572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0EBOFL_VwE
>>9592491
Stats for dorks.
Thanks for keeping me company.
And thanks to Seth Rollins, for realizing his dream and influencing me at the right time, at the right time moment to enter him in a random hunger games simulator thread, and allowing me to live the magical ride I've lived thus far.
Happy Birthday.
>>9592391
H-hey, you're supposed to trash talk me, not say nice things.
>>9592494
>>9592560
>What the hell is wrong with you anon? Loli Draco is not for dicking, she's for taking care of.
>>9592555
>Is this it?
>>9592537
UNTIL THEY MAKE A STEEL CARD IT DOESN'T MATTER
>>9592553
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqOBTpuBVmA
>>9592491
Thanks a bunch for hosting, you know?
Okabe, Reigen, Senshougahara, Maria, Baron, Lana's mom, Kuga, Mokou, and Shinobu.
>>9592424
It'd hurt more if you posted with ava.
>>9592491
>You congratulate the winner...wait, she doesn't look right.
>Oh, well. That's of no concern to you.
>>9592602
>You thank the host, and also wish him a happy birthday. You think you had a very nice wrestling debut, only ruined by flipping the fuck out. Literally.
>>9592599
>>9592604
Yeah,taking care of my throbbing cock.
>>9592599
its just asgore you fucking moron
>>9592602
that fucking botch in my line that was supposed to be all meaningful and cheesy
god damn it
guess it's time to enjoy 2 hours of sleep
wooooooooooooooooooo
>>9592621
May I ask what justifies a rainbow?
>>9592602
Thank you for hosting!
>>9592491
I don't know who this is, but she won the game so i guess that's all that matters. Congratulations, you did great, excetera excetera.
>>9592602
19th place out of 48 people isn't that bad, though it isn't as good as my last rigginsmania game.
Thanks for the king slayer guy.
>>9592638
Whoa, a little too much aggression there.
You saw it here folks cards turn folks into salty faggots.
>>9592647
Random selection via a number generator.
>A random guy giving people cards without any ranking whatsoever is enough to make people lose their shit.
Never change HG.
Should we keep going with the butthurt?
Post charts
>>9592689
>>9592684
do not cap images in 240p
>>9592689
No fuck off
>>9592542
(Ive already played her for three days I think and for once I'm actually enjoying the rp even though Im not doing much. Mainly because with the others the only person who would talk to them would be aussa and as nice as they are it gets pretty frustrating having to rp with them every time since no-one else does. I get why but it drags me down.)
>>9592689
We did this during the morning, Fuck off
>>9592698
>240p is as high as it goes.
>Puyo Puyo is not a popular series you know.
If you can all wait 20ish minutes for me to take a shower, I'll host. Note: whoever wins won't receive a wincard right after the game, since I'm going to be experimenting with a new style and design and whatnot. Expect it Wednesday afternoon at the latest.
>>9592697
Harsh.
>>9592697
Whoever this is I love you
>>9592689
>Half of those people are irrelevant and or dead
Good job whoever made this.
>>9592608
>18 stars
I'm sorry WHAT
ASGORE GETS SOMETHING WITH EQUAL VALUE TO THIS AND I GET NOTHING
FUCK YOU
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>9592662
> forgot to put "game" in there
> now I'm embarrassed
>>9592697
Fuck you too
A boy and his dad are talking.
"Hey, Dad."
"Yes, son?"
"Did you ever get shot in the army?"
He looks at his son in silence. Tears start to form in the Dad's eyes, and he quietly replies;
"No, but I was shot in the leggy."
>>9592746
>Wiggins
>>9592738
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>9592689
>>9592733
>Half of those people are irrelevant and or dead
Dead, yeah. Some should be removed like KK/LF/Dean/etc
Irrelevant?
Nah, don't be mad you're not on it.
>>9592736
18?
>>9592721
I meant Tuesday afternoon. Days kind of blend together right now for me.
Be back in 20.
>>9592689
>>9592776
Glad I'm not liked on this one.
>>9592738
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>9592765
Why does my non existence fascinate me more then anything else you could have possibly put me as on this card thing.
>>9592768
Asgore made it so of course he's going to be worshipping oldfags he knows nothing about
>>9592768
No I mean like actually irrelevant, like fucking Bolin, and the two butt buddies themselves KK and LF.
This shit is no different than "post ava wallpapers and rate"
>>9592809
Oh yeah.
You're right.
>>9592689
>>9592803
D E A N
E
A
N
>>9592689
Guess who.
>>9592803
Hi me. How you been doin?
>>9592803
Because we miss you
>>9592823
Except you aren't jerking yourself off every time you post it.
>>9592756
> gives you the very exclusive stamp of Great Tastes certified by S.R industry
I confirm this as the official best HG shipping chart.
>>9592833
Yuno
>>9592803
>tfw revived someone on accident
>>9592824
See? There's a lot of people who shouldn't even be on there. I get that it's hip to love oldfags, but when they're dead or irrelevant, they're dead or irrelevant, stop putting them on shit.
>>9592829
>>9592838
Existing. That kinda thing.
>>9592846
>>9592869
But I've been here. Only I haven't been here. You know, as me. But I've been around.
Watching.
Looking.
Wondering what the fuck goes on in ya'll's heads sometimes.
What the fuck's up with this card stars thing, are you kids still playing yu gi oh?
Redpill me on King Knight.
>>9592870
Which newfags deserve to be on it more?
>>9592860
>draw random colored lines
>Seth loves it
>>9592902
ily deanbean
>kissu
>>9592860
Is that your chart Seth?
>>9592756
Is this me or is that list supposed to be read in reverse?
Shittiest chart in the threads desu.
>>9592910
Lana
>>9592933
Fuck off with this shit.
>>9592933
She only shows like once a week tho
>>9592916
Black isn't a color, dum dum :^)
>>9592910
Fuck man I dunno, just slap on the people that actually come to threads. Putting people that only show up in the discord or not at all, on a chart made for the threads is fucking retarded.
>>9592689
Objective chart coming through. Everyone who disagrees is just another monkey that needs to be put down by the vet as they're low IQ potatoes.
>>9592933
>filler
>>9592960
DON'T SHIP ME WITH YUKINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>9592960
id disagree if i could fucking read it
>>9592756
>shipped with kk
kys
>all these newfags buttmad at oldfags
loving every laugh
>>9592933
But I suck dude
Someone else deserves it
>>9592960
I would agree but I can't fucking see the lines
>>9592956
Black is the nigger that steals and hordes all visible light spectrum yes I know.
>>9592863
Nope.
>>9592910
Gascoinge or Ahri.
>posts the chart meme
>Thread derailled even though we've seen all of them 5 hours ago
My work here is done
>>9593013
>may I ask why.
>>9592960
>Am shipped with jude
Hi Jude.
>>9592960
Can't read shit
>>9593025
Forgot my pass and image
>>9592917
I mean, I feel like we just met and you could at least take me out to a fast food dinner first but sure okay.
>>9593025
it's a shit meme
only the dumb newfags make them anyway
>>9593028
So we can shitpost you more
>>9592954
I'm here often I just don't want to post much
Don't really role-play and all
>>9593037
>>9593025
Forgot my pass.
>>9593028
You're pretty well-liked.
>>9593036
What's that supposed to mean
Is that a good thing or a bad thing for me
Your answer may warrant me hitting you
Post avas and I'll rate
>>9593039
Hey fuck off, I made one too that I may or may not have posted.
>>9593036
>he's become 2k15 you
JUST FUCKING STOP
A. I was there for those times
B. I do it because I'm bored see: I don't bitch away and leave
>>9593013
>Doesn't love me
>I thought what we had was SPECIAL
>>9593038
>deal
>>9593064
>>9593064
>>9593064
Gao
>>9593058
I see varying opinions on everyone in the threads. Personally I don't like you but that's not a reason for me to exclude you from something.
>>9593064
You called?
Could you guys wrangle your shitposter?
>>9592651
>>9593077
I uh.
I still don't know who you are.
>>9593098
Ah but that's yours.
Let's derail this shit further.
Roll
>almost none of my posts replying to people got replies back
Just give me some fuckin attention ok?
>>9593064
>>9593096
so-so
>>9593064
>>9593098
ERP is around the corner, sorry.
>>9593045
>I believe it.
>>9593058
>am I really? Really I'd put it as I don't get much attention.
>>9593064
>
>>9593117
Rolle
>>9593058
Nice RP! You're really bucking up to be one of the greats around here Inko
>Not on any of these
>>9593064
>
>>9593077
WE HAVEN'T PLAYED PUYO TOGETHER YET.
NOT EVEN AT SECOND BASE UNTIL WE PLAY PUYO, MY NIGGA.
>>9593091
I don't feel like i'm too important yet.
>>9593128
Speak English you filthy spic
>>9593131
whups my bad someone else is falseflagging as you guys so I thought the two were related
>>9593064
>Need sleep so night everyone.
>>9593115
>It's okay that's what dates are for, for getting to know each other.
>>9592907
Solid guy that for some reasons started getting heat. Love him personally, wish I could circlejerk with him again.
>>9592916
Proof that RNG is always the way to go.
>>9592924
Lol no, ain't doing that gay shit.
Too shitty to reduce my opinion of someone, that it'd be anyone, to a simple colored line. If people wanna know what I think of them they just need to ask and voila.
>>9592960
I take back what I said.
Now THIS is the quality I come in the threads to see.
>>9593025
> Derailling when there's nothing to derail
Good fucking job my dude.
>>9593038
D E A N
E
A
N
>>9593117
NIGHTMARE MODE ACTIVATED
SHIP WITH THE AVA I ROLL
>>9593064
>>9593145
I rate you OOC Discord Cancer/10
>>9593109
>When you take an anon seriously and give him a (you) but he proves to be a disappointment who thinks his posts matter
Limit.
>>9593082
I don't even know what that thing is
>>9593088
I like you, keep doing what you're doing
>>9593090
I don't even know what that thing is x2
>>9593096
Stop shitposting and actually RP, you fucking gook, I like it when you RP
>>9593105
10/10
>>9593123
Bitch/10
>>9593128
I don't even know what that thing is x3
>>9593134
I don't even know what that thing is x4
>>9593145
Fall of the stair and break your glass bones, faggot
>>9593154
Cancer
>>9593163
You're okay I guess
>>9593145
I-I've asked your like two times today for popping puyos
>>9593192
>>>>>>>not knowing purest angel tetsutetsu
kill yourself honestly
>>9593192
>Reigen
>Cancer
I love how you can spot the cancerous noname by that kind of shit.
>>9593202
You get yous from me by default. It's just how HG works.
>>9593145
I remember the exact moment in Splatoon where the inkling said "WE HAVEN'T PLAYED PUYO TOGETHER YET.
NOT EVEN AT SECOND BASE UNTIL WE PLAY PUYO, MY NIGGA."
really touched my heart
>>9593192
>that is a man good sir.
>Gasoline shekels
>9593215
and you dont get yours, hah gotti
>>9593219
x, y
>>9593219
Raven is 01, work from there
>>9593117
Why I am still on that list
>>9593117
Rolling