ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) What's your favorite

>>9586339
https://pastebin.com/bMvZAaVX
Rules because I'm a goddamn retard.

>>9586339
all dergns

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>>9586198
>If he had eyebrows they would be raised, but alas. Instead his confusion is portrayed through a high pitch rumble and a whine.
>>9586134
>A series of several loud snorts - close in sound to a human chuckle - blow small gusts of sand in 77's general direction. He narrows his eyes at Skarmory, a low grumble building up into the beginnings of a roar.

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>>9586339
...
Gee. I wonder.

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>>9586339
cock

>>9586308
Small amounts of it, and pechas afterwards seems to have helped keep me functional.
Maybe I'm just crazy, but I like it.

>>9586308
You know we're dealing with persons that can outright ruin your life?

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>>9586198
Yeah, good idea.
I'd be fine going to Driftveil, should I wait for you to get back from dropping Forretress off at the Lair or what?

>>9586400
>Some of the sand gets into 77's eyes.
Fuuuuuck.
>77: attempt to get the sand out.
>Skarms backs off a little, raising his wings defensively and letting out a quieter screech.

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>>9586339
Garchomp.

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>>9586231
Good luck.
>>9586308
Do you work for Catalyst?
>>9586400
What's up? I'll be fine, don't worry.
>>9586493
Yeah, uh, I'll be back. Give me a bit, don't piss Lucky off while I'm gone.
>Gooport over to base.
>Rolling for time until 33 is back, last number.

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>>9586428
>>9586442
Cock!

>>9586517
Nice

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>>9586442
You rang?

>>9586576
What's your opinion on murdering unarmed women and heavily armed men?

>>9586631
>roll to power up cock

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>>9586339
If I had to pick Hydreigon is okay I guess.

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>>9586631
Heh heh yes, if the loot is good.

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>>9586631
>What's your opinion on murdering unarmed women and heavily armed men?
Are they evil?

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>>9586560
Yeah, I'll be ca-
>33 teleports away.
Oh.
>And he's back again.
Fuck 33, that was fast.
Did you just teleport in there, throw the Pokeball to someone and teleport back?

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>>9586560
>>9586493
>Said dinosaur just whines and flops on the ground once 33 leaves. With one claw he doodles little circles on in the sand, one or two stick figures joining his little crowd of doodles.
>A grunt of acknowledgement is the only attention he gives 77 or Skarmory, returning to his doodling almost immediately.

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>>9586452
Well, amigo, I think you're a little crazy but I ain't your dad, so have fun I guess.
>>9586471
I've worked for and spied on worse, ese. Don't worry about me, I got this.
>>9586560
I work for a bunch of nerds, amigo. Besides, Catalyst might turn down a job that involves spying on League people.

>Olivar: First, call your bosses.
>"Rumors are flying about Luarios getting brought into Korrina's Gym and disappearing. I don't wanna start a shitstorm with the League, but do you think we could check it out?"
>"If not, I could try doing it myself, or try to put the dudes who resigned on it so we've got a fig leaf?"

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>>9586631
only if they try to attck us
>>9586576
gask!
>pecks gask on the cheeck

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>>9586774
Fast response time. Gonna use my Ferrothorn for a few days.
>>9586781
>Pat the dino.
Hey big guy. We're gonna go to Unova, you ready?
>>9586813
What's your deal in their org? What do you do?

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>>9586631
>>9586770
>Splet
What's going on?

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>>9586666
>Satan and 1 extra demand the Cock get powered
>fuck it, give that algae pile a held item
>+1 Dragon Fang

>>9586758
How's an entire occult shop worth of loot and relics sound?

>>9586770
>Sneakweed: Become the Pathos Master
Do people who raise and enslave the dead to an eternity of suffering and torment sound like the sort that deserve to live?

>>9586821
What if we were paid quite nicely to attack them?

>>9586864
I may have found a very lucrative job for all of us, if you're interested.
>Asskisser mode: Activate
And, of course, if our wise and noble captain approves of such a righteous and just cause

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>>9586857
General grunt-work, mostly. Fixing things, Pokemon care, basic computer stuff.
I get paid pretty well for a dropout, and it's a legit steady job I can tell my kid I'm doing.

>>9586560
If anyone is going to get involved, he or she will need more than just good luck.

>>9586813
You're thinking of going solo? May God Arceus bless you, you will need it.

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>>9586857
>He has no idea what an Unova is, but finds excitement in the idea of doing anything with 33. Lucky lurches up from his spot on the ground, almost falling back over in an attempt to protect his doodles.

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>>9586857
Alright. In that case I'm ready to go when you are.
>77: put on some music.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmZw_zvjWh0&

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>>9586864
I dunno!
>>9586917
Woah, that's pretty baaaad... I think we should get rid of them!

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>>9586967
Huh, interesting. Good luck.
>>9587011
Seems like Catalyst is getting involved.
>>9587031
>>9587053
Alright guys. Go time.
>Gooport over to Driftveil.
>Rolling for accuracy.

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>>9586917
Heh heh heh, even better. Show up, punch their heads in, take everything and still get paid.

>>9587076
Agreed boss, heh.

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>>9586813
>"There are ways to check it out without causing issues with the League. Were one of our members to do the Kalos League challenge they could head into the gym without issue. "
>"I see no issue with you heading to Korrina's Gym under the pretense of being a League Challenger and investigating. Zoroark can even accompany you, if you wish. League members are no joke."

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>>9586917
>Tfw no ass to kiss
>Also stupid
>And angry
No you're a dick.
>Gunfish: Splet.

>>9587076
You're also a dick.
There was nothing wrong with me.
Until you zapped me!
>Splet.

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>>9587114
>Not bad accuracy.
>The three land just outside the city on Route 6.
Cool, any idea where we're going to find this TM for you then?
...Thinking about it I should probably also take off my armour.
>77: do that and store armour in his bag.
>Skarms: screech at 33 and 77.

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So, IP hasn't called me back yet.
What kind of fun things can I do in Alola?
I need to get my mind off things.

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Siiiiiiiiigh.
Hello this is Korrina. I don't rape and kill Lucarios. I train them and give them out to new trainers when the pass the test in the Tower of Mastery.
It's a custom.

>>9587336
That's a very specific denial.

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>>9587336
oh really?

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>>9586339
Dragonite, for sure.

Also send help my eyes are burning trying to fuuuucking understand these scrolls.

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>>9587114
>>9587305
>One futile attempt to grab and gnaw on the armor is made. The snap and click of a jaw closing down on nothing rings out as Lucky misses his mark by just a second.
>Changing his focus, he swings his head around, hissing and snapping his teeth at Skarmory instead.

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>>9587305
>33: Follow suit.
Apparently, uh, over by Cold storage apparently?
>>9587426
Lucky, come on. Don't mess around with Skarms unless he throws an attack your way.
>Snootpap the dino.

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>>9587076
>>9587150
Wonderful. Shall I brief you on the details? I've finished the bulk of the research on Friday night, with a fair degree of success.

>>9587291
You were behaving erratically and failed to shoot us multiple times at point-blank range. It seemed a reasonable action at the time. Also you missed again.

>>9587318
Attempt to rob shrines to the Tapus. Never quite works out, but it's good practice.

>>9587403
>Alcock: Check Internet
>Notice someone who's supposed to be dead is posting on a Kantonese knitting forum
>scribble furiously on your notepad

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>>9587150
Great!
>>9587291
But we did it because you keep missing...
>>9587471
Sure, let's hear it, Al.

>>9587403
Have you tried the Canalave Library yet?

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>>9586821
>Goo smooched
Niiiiirie, heh

>>9587471
Heh heh, tell.

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>>9587471
I'm always like that though!
>Frustrated fishtol sounds
stupid kelp monster.

>>9587509
It's not my fault you're all wiggly!
You're hard to hit!

>>9587336
Pass out Lucys*
Ftfy

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>>9587276
>"Got it. I'm going in, and any backup would be appreciated. I'm a sneaky fuck, so unless they've got laser tripwires I can get in and out without anybody zapping me."
>"Also, I might take up the shemagh again for this job."

>Time to tell the kiddo he's going away on business, and catch the next flight out.

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>>9587530
That's actually where I got the book I'm currently using to translate these things, and it's making me regret ever having this idea in the first place.
Fuck this language.

>>9587336
I heard about the incident in Sinnoh where you attempted to kill a Lucario.
Mind explaining that?

>>9587336
I spent time in Kalos, and I never heard of that particular custom.
Also, that's a very, very specific denial of something you haven't been openly accused of here. Yet.

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>>9587336
.... I didn't get a Lucario.

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>>9587367
>>9587402
Yes.
>>9587653
Accident.
>>9587704
...You haven't? We've been doing it for decades. Calem and Serena got Lucarios, everyone that goes through the tower of mastery gets a Lucario.
>>9587728
Did you not go through the tower?

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>>9587778
I still have him with me, and during a check-up we found a vibrator in his ass, it had been stuck there for months, and the only reason we didn't find out sooner is that it had run out of battery.
Mind explaining that?

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>>9587778
Accident my a-
.... whoops, I almost said a dirty word.

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>>9587854
Is there something you need to tell us, Serena?
>>9587903
IT WAS ONCE!

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>>9587600
heh
do we have a new plan to where we go now?

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>>9587426
>>9587469
>77 rper: stop being distracted and remember that you haven't replied yet you fucking dunce.
Well, lead the way 33.
>Skarms flies up into the air and circles above, screeching down at Lucky.

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>>9587509
>>9587600
Faaaaaantastic.
>Treacherous Adviser Mode: Go
>Do your best Jagar Tharn Impression
There are two main targets, both former cultists
One is an actual threat. Only known name is Mort. Impressive suit of armor, almost never removes it. Pyshically imposing besides. Decently powerful team, but they almost all violently hate him, and apparently has a substance abuse problem. I think you can clearly see the opportunity for sabotage here. Not the sort we would want to directly engage. One of his pokemon was, in fact, the one who hired us to eliminate Mister Mort.

The second is a younger woman, pale, late 20's to early 30's, name of Camelila Whitley. Apparently working as some kind of carney who screws dead bodies on the side. Only one 'mon on hand over level 50, the rest built for support and slopply trained. Severe emotional distress, pysically frail, not much of a threat, but she's apparently his paramour or something equally insipid.

The real threat is their travelling companions.
One is a 13 year old ghost trainer. It's Acerolla, of the Alola E4. The second, who I originally thought to be deceased is a young man, late teens, blond, dark clothing. Can't find much on him. Apparently they have a rocky history, and their last encounter involved a violent confrontation. Notably, he has a distinctive non-standard Honedge and a rather protective Dragonite. May or may not have been researching something in the Shinjo ruins. Possibly worth looking into. He may or may not be present, as I said their relationship was strained.

>>9587610
It was for your own good.

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>>9587933
Uh huh, sure it was. I'll be watching you, honhon!

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>>9587610
Sorryyyyyyyy.
>>9588015
Wooooooooow... Yeah, I bet we can take them. Just avoid the others and we'll be good!!
>Noodle: Be a proud noodle.

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>>9587982
>>9587469
>Lucky's roar is cut off halfway through by a pap to the snoot. The dinosaur sneezes, staring down at 33 in bewilderment and rubbing his snout.

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>>9587778
... what's it look like?

>>9586339
Flygon! I'd smooch it.

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>>9588015
it was not.

>>9588128
>Grumbly fish noises
Ok.

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... What's the legality on starting a restaurant?

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>>9587982
Should be off this way.
>33: Lead the way to Cold Storage.
>Rolling for travel time, last number.
>>9588137
Trust me, Lucky. You don't need to be intimidating. You could eat Skarms for breakfast.

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>>9588128
Indeed. Truely you are a bastion of moral. Sabotage is the safest route. Tamper with their alcohol, cut the break line to their transport - an abominable caravan - and release the hostile Pokemon. If you'd like, we could also execute a surruptitous attack at the hours when the young ones are asleep.

>>9588192
I apologize for nothing. You're too valuable an asset to risk.

>>9588206
...You violate so many health and safety regulations I'm fairly certain you earn a restaurants a citation just by existing.

>>9587962
Johto. Ever been? I hear it's quite enchanting this time of year, should you like to take time aside with your jill. Once the task at hand is dealt with.

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>>9588281
...Right.
I've cooked for my friends, and they only got sick a few times. Too much sludge got in.
Any way I could...bypass said regulations if I was careful?

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>>9588137
>Continued screeching from above directed at the dino.

>>9588222
>77: follow 33 to Cold Storage.
>The entrance to the warehouses are locked.
Yeah, cool.
Also I'd rather you didn't tell him that, in case he actually tries it.
Looks like this is the place, based on the ice that seems to be covering the floor near the door.
Hey, do you think you'll be able to pick these locks or do you think we should just try to break the door down?

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>>9588281
>Message for you.
>"Fuck it I'll look for him myself. Don't bother looking for or killing them."
>150,000P transferred

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>>9588015
That's a lot of targets, heh.
And a lot of loot.

>>9587962
We go there, kill and take their stuff, heh. Easy, eh?

>>9588281
Heh heh, maybe recruit a few of them for our group.

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>>9588528
...If you have to as-

>>9588570
>answer fishphone
Uh... so you don't-

>>9588608
Well. Never mind, the situation has apparently resolved itself. We got paid at least.

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>>9588762
...
You were saying...?

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>>9588541
Eh, let's try not to make it obvious someone was here.
>Roll to see if 33 can pick the lock.

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>>9588222
>>9588541
>Much of the time walking to the Cold Storage is spent grumbling and glaring up at Skarmory, the Tyranitar occasionally opening his mouth for a growl and promptly snapping it shut with a glance to 33.
>>9588887
>His eyes follow the back and worth movements of the locks on the warehouse door. Mere moments after 33 moves away from the lock Lucky's jaws snap down on it, chewing and teething on the shiny metal.

>>9588933
>Dubsfail
>The gnawing and teething reduces the lock to a formless wad of metal. It'll be nigh impossible to remove now.

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>>9588887
>>9588933
>>9588979
Well, you both tried, I guess.
Looks like we're going to have to make a less subtle entrance.
>Out comes Magcargo.
Magcargo, burn down that door for us.
>Magcargo uses Flamethrower on the door.

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>>9588933
>>9588979
...Thanks for trying, Lucky.
>>9589128
>The door is melted open.
Nice, thanks, 77. Take a look around for whatever you need.
>33 heads into the container.
>Rolling for time until he finds what he's looking for.

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>>9589128
>>9589222
>Lucky spends half a minute shifting awkwardly from foot to foot before chirping loudly and clambering in after 33.

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>>9588762
Eh, lame.
We still hitting Unova, eh?

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>>9589222
>>9589338
>Skarms flies down and lands by 77, tilting his head to the side and staring at 33.
>77, Skarms and Magcargo: wait by the door, watching out for guards or anyone that might make a fuss.
I'll keep watch from out here, there isn't anything I need.

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>>9589338
>>9589455
>Trips.
>Gadreel must have blessed 33 by accident today somehow.
>33 comes out with two Hone Claws TMs, a few wads of cash and some Ultra Balls.
>He hands a HC TM and some Ultra Balls off to 77.
You wanna head back to base?
Lucky, come on.

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>>9589513
>77 takes the TM and Ultra Balls and puts them into his bag.
>He then hops onto Skarms' back.
Thanks 33, meet you back at the Lair.
>77 and Skarms: fly back to the Key Lair.

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>>9589753
See ya, 77.
>33 teleports off to the lair to restock and hand some pokes over.

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>>9589513
>One chirp to confirm he's heard the request, followed thereafter by near total silence, cut only by the thud of Lucky's footsteps.
>He occasionally nips at 33's scarf, pulling lightly enough on the fabric that his presence is known, but never hard enough to damage

Um, I have a really weird question.
What do you do if you think family's lying to you?

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>>9590479
Maybe you should try talking to them about it...?

>>9590479
If talking does not help, maybe knowing the topic does.

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>>9590084
>A pudgy, sweaty, and blatantly uncomfortable man, trying very hard to look professional dispite blatant pit stains, a layer of sweat, and a demeanor that reeks of "Desk Jockey" and cheap cologne

Hello there. SCI-A8. I've been assigned here to assist you. Pleased to meet you, I'm sure.

>he forces his best Ass Kissing Bureaucrat TM smile and extends a chubby hand in your general direction

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...Anyone own a restaurant here?
I'd like to know how you got started.

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"Sup sluts."

>>9590524
Maybe, but Dad left on a trip. He said it was something about work.
>>9590544
My Dad's been gone a long time. He's back, but he doesn't talk about where he was all that time or what he did and he seems like he has a lot of secrets.

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>>9590086
>Pat the dino.
Hey, relax, bud. We're in the lair now.
>>9590560
Uh, hello A8. Are you sure you've got the right guy?
>33 awkwardly shakes his hand.
I'm AG-33, a reconnaissance grunt.
>>9590589
You'd be best off finding Siebold, I'm pretty sure you just need to get permission and keep it clean.
Hold on I'll summon Siebold.
Cock.

>>9590605
Who the fuck are you?

>>9590720
( A shitposter. Ignore please and dont feed him (You)s )

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>>9590618
Um... Maybe something happened during the trip?

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>>9590720
"I'm Stan. You can also call me 'better than you'. I still ain't gotten my blowjob from ya fags yet, need to hurry up."

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>>9590710
>cock
Can I help you?

>>9589340
Hm.. Well. Guess we can salvage the old plans. Not like they were time sensitive. Give me a bit.

>>9588864
I'm saying you're an even bigger biohazard than me.

>>9590618
You should really talk to him when possible. Let the secrets out before they explode on his or your face.

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>>9590710
.... oui? I heard "cock" and came running, where is this male chicken? I need to make a Coq Au Vin, hurry up.

>>9590759
I mean...I could give you that?

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>>9590798
"Ya got tits or ass? I ain't about to fuck no boys, I'm not a fag like this guy over here."

>>9590796
"Stop being a fag in public, freak."

>>9590749
Maybe.He was gone for a long, long time, and only showed up and wanted to be a dad this year.
>>9590781
I don't think he wants to talk.
He was up all night last night, he said he couldn't sleep. He didn't wanna talk about that either.

>>9590844
based

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>>9590776
Heh heh, I will wait.
>Off to search for goo

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>>9590776
...Right.
I'm sure there are ways around it.
And I'm not that toxic, honestly...

>>9590710
Sounds simple enough.

>>9590796
Excuse me?
Are you Siebold?
I'm assuming you are a chef...
How did you get started?

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>>9590844
yeah, come on, let's do this

>>9590853
You will have to confront him some day. Better soon, and when whatever skeletons he has in the closet will not be a danger.

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>>9590710
>The blatently fake "I'm Just Here For the Paycheck" smile you'd normally see on a soulless food service worker trying very hard to pay off student loans
Oh, no, this is definitely the place I was assigned to. Not like many people would come out to these parts willingly
>he gives the Hokey Fake Middle-Class White Soccer Parent Laugh that suits and PTA members love to hear responding to stories about their unfunny lives

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>>9590776
Sorry, wrong guy.
>>9590796
I can pay you for a chicken I guess. Some Muk needs help making a restaurant.
>>9590925
...The work we do is pretty dangerous. What's your team, 8?

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>>9590907
"Fuckin yess. "
>Stan unzips his flap and lets his big greasy meat flop out onto the sluts face. He gives her a slap with it.
"Start lickin"

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>>9590886
Oui, I am Siebold, Kalos' finest chef. My start? The same where every young chef starts... Culinary school. Of course, with skill such as mine it was hardly a help, but the diploma was necessary to start a business.
>>9590950
So there is no cock worth my time? Ugh.

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>>9590874
Have a good night doing.... whatever it is you do with your companion.

>>9590886
...You are made of slime.

>>9590950
Damn. Well. You or your associate have my number if you need me.

>>9590994
>She licks at his head and starts to gently suck on it, getting the stink into her mouth
Mmph, yeah baby~

>>9591018
Have you tried looking in Korrina's gym backrooms?

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>>9590925
>>9590950
>An experimental nip is given to A8's scarf, followed by a light tug and a shake of the head, a guttural rumble reverberating through the grunt's armor.

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>>9591047
I can wear bags on my hands and stuff.

>>9591018
So...I need to go to one if I want to start up a business?
Do they accept Pokemon?

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>>9591048
>Stan rips her shirt open and slams his dick between her big titties and starts fucking them using her spit as lube
"Oh yeah you cunt, don't you like my amazing big dick? You are dumb, whore"

>bones still gets to be around after ruining the mort plot
GMs everyone

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>>9587933
Uh huh, then why did the doctors say it was in there BEFORE I had him?

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>>9590950
A magnezone.

>>9591106
>the carefully maintained wall of Corporate Bullshit is shattered by fear of the metal dinosaur
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
>hide behind the nearest anything

>>9591129
Ugggh yes Stan fuck me harder
>She moves her huge tits up and down his man rod and touches his balls while she came

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>>9591052
Non, I have never even been to her gym.
>>9591127
Perhaps? I have never looked into the matter. Most jobs do not accept Pokemon, non?

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>>9591106
Lucky leave eight alone, please.
>Bap the snoot.
>>9591213
Sorry, Lucky is pretty curious still.
Magnezone, right. Level?

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>>9591214
"OH YEAH SLUT THERE WE GO YEAH YEAH"
>Stan spanked her tits and kept hitting her tits with his giant dick. He pulled out and started cumming all over her face and tits. When he was done he pulled out his gun and shot her in the head twice to make sure she was dead
"Mm, thanks for the, suck, bitch."

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>>9591260

>>9587933
>filename
(Make her a Lucario addict, like, somehow her brain got fucked up and she NEEDS to be with Lucarios someway somehow, explains her earlier behavior and allows you to have a more serious tone)

Hey /par/, my friend killed themselves the other day and I don't know how to deal with it.

>>9591318
You can always feel better because this guy exists and serves as inspiration because of how amazing he is
>>9591260

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>>9591318
I envy them. Also i have no idea how to deal with it

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>>9591241
...Right.
Forgot about that.
Er, any schools or tips you could recommend or anything?

oh god this makes my penis become the big penis...

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>>9591259
43. Uh... does uh... the guy bite or uh...?
>roll to regain composure
>gotta keep that bullshit corper attitude

>>9591318
Damn. How did that happen?

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>>9591318
Battle. Drink. Whatever distraction floats your boat. Just occupy yourself until you can deal with it.

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>>9591277
>>9591277
>>9591338
"You're goddam right, faggot ghosts"
>Kills the gay ghosts quickly

>>9591318
"Maybe you should quit being a lil bitch, lmao. Your friend sounds like a fag and deserve s to eat shit. Now get your gay ass out of my thread."

>>9591444
trips confirm anon is a fag

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First 24
Pokeshit is banned.

>>9591444
NIGGA THEY POSTIN LOLOS

>>9591444
>give rimjob

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>>9591485
All Might

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>>9591387
Nah, he's gentle as long as you don't piss him off.
Is it a shadow pokemon?
>33 pats Lucky to make him back up a bit.

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>Vi comes home after a long day in Viridian Forest
>Roll determines she got Mal up three levels, the rest didn't get much because she was focused on evolving the fire lizard
>Mal is now level 18, and has evolved into a Charmeleon!
>She flops onto the bed, her body aching from long walks and the scratches of several bushes
"...Shit, I need to get dinner ready"

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>>9591485
Doflamingo

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>>9591349
Schools? Non, I know not any that accept Pokemon, Grotadmorv. Buuuuuuut... Cress has a cook book for sale perfect for those of beginning to intermediate skill. It would be best to practice recipes safe for humans there. Perhaps some of the Poison specialists would be willing to try your food?

>>9591485
Cirno

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>>9591533
>roll to regain composure: failed
>bullshit work persona: dropped
Dude, like fuck it is. I like my magnets murder free, thanks.
>catch self
>attempt to return to Office Sheep mode

>>9591444
>>9591485
>>9591513
>>9591551
( Nigger how fucking autistic are you that you gotta suck your own dick in a /trash/ thread and fake a raid by another general )

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>>9591485
Stan the Man

>>9591344
Why do you envy them?
>>9591413
He had his Meowstic implode his brain
>>9591436
I have been but it's still all I can think about
>>9591576
(You had one job)

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>>9591485
Lenny

>>9591620
How is the Meowstic dealing with it? I assume he got to be traumatized, being ordered to kill it's own trainer like that.

>>9591620
...Did this Meowstic then hookup with a Torrecat?

>>9591620
Holy fuck, bro. That's... fuck. I feel sorry for that Meowstic.

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>>9591485
Black Mage

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>>9591572
>+1 respect.
>33 chuckles a bit.
Good, I don't want that thing bricking my snag machine. Let's see...
>33 checks his notebook.
Let's see... I've done most of what I wanted to do today... You want to take some time off in Alola?

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>>9591485
Dark elf

>>9591533
>The preferred spot for pats is on the head, so of course the dinosaur is going to turn as quickly as possible, aiming to meet and nudge the hand with his head. It goes very poorly - a large creature such as Lucky gets a lot of momentum when doing such a gesture... Most of which is focused in his tail. The tail slaps A8 in the chest with a resounding thud, possibly knocking him onto his ass as well.

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>>9591712
(Drink)

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>>9591620
Maybe get some company? Hang with a friend. Trauma is difficult, but you don't have to deal with it alone.

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>>9591485
Miku's Ass

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>>9591697
>Office Sheeple Mode: Active
>Don't fret, just forget, etc.
Of course sir. Sounds like a hum-dinger of a swell time.

>>9591712
>8: Go thud
OW shit fucking damn it-
>ahem
>fix tie
Oh boy golly. How unfortunate. Accidents happen.
>mumbling
fuckin' bullshit
>roll to reestablish Professional Ass Wiper Smile

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>>9591560
That's unfortunate...guess I'll have to find another way to get registered?
I'll look into that cookbook.
Some of my friends have tried my cooking.
They really liked it, but it made them sick a few times, so I think I need to watch how much poison gets into it.

>>9591648
I don't know, nobody has the little guy since the incident.
>>9591777
I guess I can try that I just didn't want to make it awkward for my other friends if I get all mopey or something.
>>9591664
Yeah I can't imagine how terrible following that order must have been.

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>>9591777
>777 blahblah coinsmacc

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>>9591485
Ridley

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>>9591712
Lucky, please. We aren't trying to kill eight right now.
>>9591783
>33 can see eight isn't doing too hot.
Alright, we've got super important things to do in Alola.
>Gooport on over to Hau'Oli.
>Rolling for accuracy.

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>>9591485
Grovyle

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>>9591838
>boop

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>>9591485
Peacock

>>9591827
Well shit. Hope the little guy recovers.

>>9591620
>>9591827
(Is this for the Meowstic with Anna or another character?)

>>9591485
this post

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>>9591485
Groo

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>>9591827
Your friends are there to he-
>>9591838
>The sack of coins hits Alain in the nose for a second time, breaking it for a second time. Blood trickles down his face, dripping onto his shirt in a steady stream despite his best efforts to pinch it off.
Fucking hell.

>>9591485
Space Dandy

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>>9591894
>Boop'd
..Oh hey you're alive.
>Boop 'em back
Was gettin kinda worried you'd never wake up.

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>>9591485
Ryougi Shiki

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>>9591849
Alright, so you got like a boat or- FUCK ME WHAT THE HELL WHY

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"Hurry up and start the game before I start killing fags left and right"

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>>9592022
How long was I out, pancake face?

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>>9592106
"Alright fine, guess you go first queer"
>Stan slices the fag cat into pieces and serves it to some chinks for the lols

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>>9592057
What? He's still kinda new at this. Lighten up, eight.
You wanna get some Malasadas?
>33 starts walking toward the malasada shack.

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>>9592106
..Couple daaays.
You kind of passed out on my lap. In my lap. Both.

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>>9591804
I presume you have already tried pecha based foods, non?

>>9591827
Trying to keep a positive attitude helps but if you need to talk, do the talk.
...thinking about it, I should talk with a special someone about a near brush with death.

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My beach is becoming wrought with many humans and doggos. Is there anyone here that... Has a place to "crash"?

>>9592280
Where are you at? Maybe you should find a more secluded beach.

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>>9592210
...I passed out on what? You try to take advantage of me perv?

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>>9592280
Bork. My beach now. Bork.

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>>9591485
Lord Dominator

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>>9592236
Yeah.
I either include them on the side or in the dish itself.
The other day, I tried making a sauce with a very small amount of my sludge in it.
Apparently, it had a unique flavor and tingle to it, or at least according to them.

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>>9592193
Wha.., fucking... I don't...
>hit ground
>regret bitching about how stressful office work was

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>>9592293
Is the one near the resort in Alola better?
>>9592331
...
>Touch doggo.
Go home.
>>9592371
Do you require help?

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>>9592349
oh fuck no
>captcha related

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>>9592384
Bork. Joke's on you. I have no home.

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>>9592306
..No, I made a specific effort to keep it OUT of your meowth.
>Poke the dorkatte coin
You drank like, seven? I think? Appletinis.
..You uh, kept calling me cute 'n stuff too.

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>>9592396
Fuck off and let me have this.

>>9592349
check em

>>9592421
No Paul, go back to sucking DMG's cock

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>>9592374
>Help him up.
You need to take a break or something, eight?

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I just got blood all over a red cloak. Should I bother trying to wash it off...? I'm not sure he'll even notice there's blood on it.

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>>9592420
You did? ...that's lame.

You are kinda cute. For a loser with a stupid face.

>>9592257
Yeah, bro. Take it from me, there's nothing like nearly dying to get a guy rethinking life.
.

>>9592421
fuck off

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>>9592349
>>9592396
>>9592421
>>9592454
HGfag here. This is a false flag. Go back to HG, we have some new waifus.

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>>9592483
The fuck even just... know what? I'm off shift. Fuck it. I don't care anymore. There a bar here?

>>9592421
>>9592396 #
Fuck off and let me have this.
>>9592454 # >>9592528 # >>9592536 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:18:51 No.9592448
>>9592349 #
check em
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:19:05 No.9592454
>>9592421 #
No Paul, go back to sucking DMG's cock
>>9592536 #
...Anonymous
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>>9592374 #
>Help him up.
You need to take a break or something, eight?
>>9592574 #
...Anonymous
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I just got blood all over a red cloak. Should I bother trying to wash it off...? I'm not sure he'll even notice there's blood on it.
...Anonymous
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>>9592420 #
You did? ...that's lame.

You are kinda cute. For a loser with a stupid face.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:25 No.9592512
>>9592257 #
Yeah, bro. Take it from me, there's nothing like nearly dying to get a guy rethinking life.
.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:53 No.9592528
>>9592421 #
fuck off
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:22:11 No.9592536
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>>9592349 #
>>9592396 #
>>9592421 #
>>9592454 #
HGfag here. This is a false flag. Go back to HG, we have some new waifus.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:23:53 No.9592574
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>>9592483 #
The fuck even just... know what? I'm off shift. Fuck it. I don't care anymore. There a bar here?

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>>9592574
Yep, there is. I'll pay, I've got a fucking ton of cash.
>Lead eight off to the bar.

>>9592421
>>9592396 #
Fuck off and let me have this.
>>9592454 # >>9592528 # >>9592536 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:18:51 No.9592448
>>9592349 #
check em
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:19:05 No.9592454
>>9592421 #
No Paul, go back to sucking DMG's cock
>>9592536 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:20:06 No.9592483
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>>9592374 #
>Help him up.
You need to take a break or something, eight?
>>9592574 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:16 No.9592506
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I just got blood all over a red cloak. Should I bother trying to wash it off...? I'm not sure he'll even notice there's blood on it.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:22 No.9592509
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>>9592420 #
You did? ...that's lame.

You are kinda cute. For a loser with a stupid face.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:25 No.9592512
>>9592257 #
Yeah, bro. Take it from me, there's nothing like nearly dying to get a guy rethinking life.
.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:53 No.9592528
>>9592421 #
fuck off
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:22:11 No.9592536
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>>9592349 #
>>9592396 #
>>9592421 #
>>9592454 #
HGfag here. This is a false flag. Go back to HG, we have some new waifus.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:23:53 No.9592574
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>>9592483 #
The fuck even just... know what? I'm off shift. FucHAHAH LE k it. I don't

HHEEcare anymore. There a bar here?

HEHE XD LE KEK MEMEEMEMEEM>>959

/erp/ here. Sorry, our resident faggot seems to have gotten loose. If you could do your part and help us get him banned, we'd be in your debt.

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>>9592349
>>9592421
You're welcome for the folder
Normally I'd tell you to fuck off and stop falseflagging me, but hey, imitation is the highest form of flattery

>>9592421
>>9592396 #
Fuck off and let me have this.
>>9592454 # >>9592528 # >>9592536 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:18:51 No.9592448
>>9592349 #
check em
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:19:05 No.9592454
>>9592421 #
No Paul, go back to sucking DMG's cock
>>9592536 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:20:06 No.9592483
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>>9592374 #
>Help him up.
You need to take a break or something, eight?
>>9592574 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:16 No.9592506
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I just got blood all over a red cloak. Should I bother trying to wash it off...? I'm not sure he'll even notice there's blood on it.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:22 No.9592509
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>>9592420 #
You did? ...that's lame.

You are kinda cute. For a loser with a stupid face.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:25 No.9592512
>>9592257 #
Yeah, bro. Take it from me, there's nothing like nearly dying to get a guy rethinking life.
.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:53 No.9592528
>>9592421 #
fuck off
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:22:11 No.9592536
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>>9592349 #
>>9592396 #
>>9592421 #
>>9592454 #
HGfag here. This is a false flag. Go back to HG, we have some new waifus.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:23:53 No.9592574
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>>9592483 #
The fuck even just... know what? I'm off shift. FucHAHAH LE k it. I don't

HHEEcare anymore. There a bar here?

HEHE XD LE KEK MEMEEMEMEEM>>959
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>9592651

/par/, how do you find a criminal when the cops are being supremely fucking unhelpful?
I checked for eyewitnesses, no dice.

>>9592645
( Which one, we have multiple ones here. )

>>9592421
>>9592396 #
Fuck off and let me have this.
>>9592454 # >>9592528 # >>9592536 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:18:51 No.9592448
>>9592349 #
check em
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:19:05 No.9592454
>>9592421 #
No Paul, go back to sucking DMG's cock
>>9592536 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:20:06 No.9592483
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>>9592374 #
>Help him up.
You need to take a break or something, eight?
>>9592574 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:16 No.9592506
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I just got blood all over a red cloak. Should I bother trying to wash it off...? I'm not sure he'll even notice there's blood on it.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:22 No.9592509
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>>9592420 #
You did? ...that's lame.

You are kinda cute. For a loser with a stupid face.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:25 No.9592512
>>9592257 #
Yeah, bro. Take it from me, there's nothing like nearly dying to get a guy rethinking life.
.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:53 No.9592528
>>9592421 #
fuck off
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:22:11 No.9592536
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>>9592349 #
>>9592396 #
>>9592421 #
>>9592454 #
HGfag here. This is a false flag. Go back to HG, we have some new waifus.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:23:53 No.9592574
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>>959LE EPIC MEMEMEMM FART TOOT BRAP LE DAE NIRR??2483 #
The fuck even just... know what? I'm off shift. FucHAHAH LE k it. I don't

HHEEcare anymore. There a bar here?

HEHE XD LE KEK MEMEEMEMEEM>>959
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>9592695
Fuck off Paul.

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>>9592668
YOU ALREADY POSTED THAT ONE

>>9592421
>>9592396 #
Fuck off and let me have this.
>>9592454 # >>9592528 # >>9592536 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:18:51 No.9592448
>>9592349 #
check em
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:19:05 No.9592454
>>9592421 #
No Paul, go back to sucking DMG's cock
>>9592536 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:20:06 No.9592483
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>>9592374 #
>Help him up.
You need to take a break or something, eight?
>>9592574 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:16 No.9592506
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I just got blood all over a red cloak. Should I bother trying to wash it off...? I'm not sure he'll even notice there's blood on it.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:22 No.9592509
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>>9592420 #
You did? ...that's lame.

You are kinda cute. For a loser with a stupid face.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:25 No.9592512
>>9592257 #
Yeah, bro. Take it from me, there's nothing like nearly dying to get a guy rethinking life.
.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:53 No.9592528
>>9592421 #
fuck off
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:22:11 No.9592536
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>>9592349 #
>>9592396 #
>>9592421 #
>>9592454 #
HGfag here. This is a false flag. Go back to HG, we have some new waifus.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:23:53 No.9592574
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>>959LE EPIC MEMEMEMM FART TOOT BRAP LE DAE NIRR??>>9592703
2483 #
The fuck even just... know what? I'm off shift. FucHAHAH LE k it. I don't

HHEEcare anymore. There a bar here?

HEHE XD LE KEK MEMEEMEMEEM>>959
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>9592692
Which criminal searcher are you? This character type is getting to be samey

>>9592512
Yeah.
It feels like he would do something drastic if something bad happened to me, and to be honest, the reverse is true as well.

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>>9592705
Fuck off Paul

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>>9592631
Fucking. Yeah. That. We're doing that. When do I get a corner office? And some decent AC?

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>>9592719
Usually I think you're a massive faggot for doing this in ERP, but this is giving me a pretty good kek seeing the pokefags getting it.

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>>9592509
..What, you..? Lewd.
Also, we look the exact same besides coat color and your whiskers are upswept. Dork.
>Pap the dumb catte

>>9592421
>>9592396 #
Fuck off and let me have this.
>>9592454 # >>9592528 # >>9592536 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:18:51 No.9592448
>>9592349 #
check em
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:19:05 No.9592454
>>9592421 #
No Paul, go back to sucking DMG's cock
>>9592536 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:20:06 No.9592483
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>>9592374 #
>Help him up.
You need to take a break or something, eight?
>>9592574 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:16 No.9592506
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I just got blood all over a red cloak. Should I bother trying to wash it off...? I'm not sure he'll even notice there's blood on it.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:22 No.9592509
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>>9592420 #
You did? ...that's lame.

You are kinda cute. For a loser with a stupid face.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:25 No.9592512
>>9592257 #
Yeah, bro. Take it from me, there's nothing like nearly dying to get a guy rethinking life.
.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:53 No.9592528
>>9592421 #
fuck off
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:22:11 No.9592536
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>>9592349 #
>>9592396 #
>>9592421 #
>>9592454 #
HGfag here. This is a false flag. Go back to HG, we have some new waifus.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:23:53 No.9592574
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>>959LE EPIC MEMEMEMM FART TOOT BRAP LE DAE NIRR??>>9592703
2483 # cuck cuck eheheheh poopy!!
The fuck even just... know what? I'm off shift. FucHAHAH LE k it. I don't

HHEEcare anymore. There a bar here?

HEHE XD LE KEK MEMEEMEMEEM>>959
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>9592752
>33 laughs.
Don't ask me, dude. I avoided labwork for that exact reason.
>They arrive at the bar.
What are you having?
>33 orders a soda.

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>>9592779
KYS Paul

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>>9587639
>Quincy bangs his head against the book on the desk he's claimed, groaning
"Why must you be so fucking difficult, I managed two scrolls before, why did they get harder to understand!"

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>>9592645
(Not sure what exactly we can do about it, but sure, we can try. Good luck.)
>>9592692
That depends entirely on the crime, doesn't it?

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>>9592800
...Do you need help?
>Key: Try to be helpful.

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>>9592798
If you're gonna shitpost about me give me a (You) at least

>>9592421
>>9592396 #
Fuck off and let me have this.
>>9592454 # >>9592528 # >>9592536 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:18:51 No.9592448
>>9592349 #
check em
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:19:05 No.9592454
>>9592421 #
No Paul, go back to sucking DMG's cock
>>9592536 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:20:06 No.9592483
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>>9592374 #
>Help him up.
You need to take a break or something, eight?
>>9592574 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:16 No.9592506
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I just got blood all over a red cloak. Should I bother trying to wash it off...? I'm not sure he'll even notice there's blood on it.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:22 No.9592509
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>>9592420 #
You did? ...that's lame.

You are kinda cute. For a loser with a stupid face.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:25 No.9592512
>>9592257 #
Yeah, bro. Take it from me, there's nothing like nearly dying to get a guy rethinking life.
.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:53 No.9592528
>>9592421 #
fuck off
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:22:11 No.9592536
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>>9592349 #
>>9592396 #
>>9592421 #
>>9592454 #
HGfag here. This is a false flag. Go back to HG, we have some new waifus.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:23:53 No.9592574
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>>959LE EPIC MEMEMEMM FART TOOT BRAP LE DAE NIRR??>>9592703
2483 # cuck cuck eheheheh poopy!!>>9592784
HAHA LE EPBIN CRIMINAL SPIDER MAKE ME BIG FART POOOOOOP>>9592810

The fuck even just... know what? I'm off shift. FucHAHAH LE k it. I don't

HHEEcare anymore. There a bar here?

HEHE XD LE KEK MEMEEMEMEEM>>959
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>9592777
>obtain pats
>yisssss
>Oh fuck, 777
...Hey don't hate me for this, alright queer?

>Payday the Catte Cola Classic
>Point blank literal Moneyshot.

>>9592831
DMG will never love you

>>9592831
>>9592835
>8 seconds between these
Jeasus

>Paul shitposting PAR
Wtf I love Paul now

>>9592723
The one from Couriway. Recruiting other people has been less than helpful, though I have a vague description.
( Cultanon returns )
>>9592810
Murder. All I know is that the perpetrator has dyed ginger hair, and used an incendiary weapon at point blank to do it.
>>9592735
You must have a strong bond with your husband. I'm sure he's quite proud..

>>9592421
>>9592396 #
Fuck off and let me have this.
>>9592454 # >>9592528 # >>9592536 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:18:51 No.9592448
>>9592349 #
check em
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:19:05 No.9592454
>>9592421 #
No Paul, go back to sucking DMG's cock
>>9592536 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:20:06 No.9592483
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>>9592374 #
>Help him up.
You need to take a break or something, eight?
>>9592574 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:16 No.9592506
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I just got blood all over a red cloak. Should I bother trying to wash it off...? I'm not sure he'll even notice there's blood on it.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:22 No.9592509
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>>9592420 #
You did? ...that's lame.

You are kinda cute. For a loser with a stupid face.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:25 No.9592512
>>9592257 #
Yeah, bro. Take it from me, there's nothing like nearly dying to get a guy rethinking life.
.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:53 No.9592528
>>9592421 #
fuck off
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:22:11 No.9592536
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>>9592349 #
>>9592396 #
>>9592421 #
>>9592454 #
HGfag here. This is a false flag. Go back to HG, we have some new waifus.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:23:53 No.9592574
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>>959LE EPIC MEMEMEMM FART TOOT BRAP LE DAE NIRR??>>9592703
2483 # cuck cuck eheheheh poopy!!>>9592784
HAHA LE EPBIN CRIMINAL SPIDER MAKE ME BIG FART POOOOOOP>>9592810 small boner>>9592857


The fuck even just... know what? I'm off shift. FucHAHAH LE k it. I don't

HHEEcare anymore. There a bar here?

HEHE XD LE KEK MEMEEMEMEEM>>959
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP

>tfw bones is gonna leave jiji for borb

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>>9592831

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>>9592818
"I need literally any actual help I can get, dude, fuckin, these scrolls are impossible to understand I swear"
>no help provided, even with evens
>because the book just isn't good enough to translate a full language, especially not architectural and magical notations
>gonna need someone who can actually read this shit

>>9592421
>>9592396 #
Fuck off and let me have this.
>>9592454 # >>9592528 # >>9592536 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:18:51 No.9592448
>>9592349 #
check em
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:19:05 No.9592454
>>9592421 #
No Paul, go back to sucking DMG's cock
>>9592536 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:20:06 No.9592483
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>>9592374 #
>Help him up.
You need to take a break or something, eight?
>>9592574 #
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:16 No.9592506
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I just got blood all over a red cloak. Should I bother trying to wash it off...? I'm not sure he'll even notice there's blood on it.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:22 No.9592509
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>>9592420 #
You did? ...that's lame.

You are kinda cute. For a loser with a stupid face.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:25 No.9592512
>>9592257 #
Yeah, bro. Take it from me, there's nothing like nearly dying to get a guy rethinking life.
.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:53 No.9592528
>>9592421 #
fuck off
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:22:11 No.9592536
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>>9592349 #
>>9592396 #
>>9592421 #
>>9592454 #
HGfag here. This is a false flag. Go back to HG, we have some new waifus.
...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)23:23:53 No.9592574
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>>959LE EPIC MEMEMEMM FART TOOT BRAP LE DAE NIRR??>>9592703
2483 # cuck cuck eheheheh poopy!!>>9592784
HAHA LE EPBIN CRIMINAL SPIDER MAKE ME BIG FART POOOOOOP>>9592810 small boner>>9592857
>>9592896


The fuck even just... know what? I'm off shift. FucHAHAH LE k it. I don't

HHEEcare anymore. There a bar here?

HEHE XD LE KEK MEMEEMEMEEM>>959
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>9592784
>Work Persona: Abandoned
>It is now officaly after hours
>Hours
>Eternal life and Satan's powers
>Powers
>Shit that's a good song
Mother fuck it... Who's dick I gotta suck for a whiskey sour?

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>>9592931
Uhh...
Who are the old legendaries? Maybe that place in Sinnoh?

>>9592885
Well, we're not married. Not yet.
I'm going to take the opportunity laid before me and try to live a less dangerous life, even if that means a few sacrifices.