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HG
IS
ROLLINS
RIGGINSMANIA 76TH IS SPECIAL. WANNA KNOW WHY ?
CAUSE 31 YEARS AGO, THE GREATEST MAN TO BE CONCEIVED.. WAS CONCEIVED !
And as the faithful fans that WE are, we will celebrate it in the most grandiose fashion !
The number of people invited ? Doesn't matter, fill that hall till we can't fucking contain anymore jabronies !
> NAME
> IMAGE
> GENDER BECAUSE SOME OF YOU ARE TRULY SPECIAL CASES
> SQUAD SPECIFICATION IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT FOR A DISTRICT IN PARTICULAR
TALK'S CHEAP
SHOW NO MERCY
IT'S FUCKING ON
>>9589935
Shin-chan
>>9589935
Mayor of Cantown
Hart Foundation
>>9589935
Lum!
Hounds of Justice
White Peak
Len
can you put me in D3
>>9589935
Ryoma Hoshi
Satou the Absolute Madman
Baby Bonnie Hood
>>9589935
Team Magma Grunt.
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9589935
Machi Amayadori
>>9589935
FYXE
>D Generation stuff
>>9589935
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9589935
Lana's mother
Doflamingo
>>9589935
Luluco
Gascoigne
Hounds
Ryougi Shiki
Gravelord Nito
Akechi
Tsubasa Hanekawa
Spark
>>9589935
Sorona von Hartellia
Cirno
>>9589935
General Ocelot
>>9589935
Draco
Inkling
Bullet Club
>>9589935
Natsuki Subaru
>>9589935
Mikun
Male
Hounds of Justice
Catling gun
Stocking Anarchy.
Osamu Dazai
Reigen Arataka
Joker
>>9589935
Seiga Kaku
>>9589935
Eric Andre
Put me in D-X bro.
Kindred Hunter
Togame
Graham Specter
Astaroth
>Ministry of darkness
>>9589935
Dog Mom
Gunny bunny
Lottie
>>9589935
Ridley
>>9589951
>Dude, no. That's pretty fucking gay.
SHAME
>>9589935
Chika Takami
Phil Elverum
>>9589935
Sagiri
Emoji Doggo
Deku
Shizuo
>>9590022
>gay
S-So you're a qt girl irl?
>>9590037
>pets
>>9589961
>>9589871
>She catches it as if it was nothing, looking at its now crimson color.
Fierce...
Scars huh? I can only imagine where they are...
Alright
>she smirks
Since our battle was postponed, how about a little bet? The first one to fall has lost. Is that okay?
Ai Ebihara
>>9590022
i didn't know you were also named D3
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9590077
That is DDD
Ergo D3
Poniko
>>9590036
Post your art
>>9590096
oh hey aussa wow what an interesting ava you've got there
i bet you REALLY want a swap don't you
>>9590059
>qt
>debatable
>girl
>I'm pretty on the border :^)
>>9590077
>You learn something new everyday
>>9590083
>You got 1 right.
>>9590096
nice, another one of aussa's shitty avas that are too hostile to RP with.
>>9590068
>Don't.
>>9589878
>>9590073
Sure thing! Let's see if my fortune can last for another game against my leader another day. A pleasure having you tonight, Astaroth.
>Steal a kiss on her cheek just because.
Let's hang out more often and check out other planets one of these days!
>>9589868
>>9589953
There's more than one! Let me tell you a secret. Have you heard about Paradise? It actually exists! It's just scattered across the universe and you kinda have to experience it little by little.
>While still keeping Ahri's body close to him, the man stares up at the sparkling space surrounding them
Just like this moment.
>>9590123
You're just shit, I managed to rp just well with her on multiple occasions.
GRR I HATE AUSSA AND SETH TOO
>>9590141
Good to know, Aussa.
>>9590141
>managed to
Heh...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OMIGOD RIGGINSMANIA YES
FUCK YOU AUSSA
>>9590141
Yeah I can RP with a brick wall if I really try to but that doesn't mean I want to.
Still better than rping with poniko.
>>9590117
>trap
much better
>Get shitposted as soon as I come into the thread
Why do I even try anymore..?
>>9590100
>Holds her graphic tablet and shows a drawing to you
Do you like it?
>>9590139
The pleasure was mine. Let's do that again yeah.
Now...
>She gets back into her battling outfit
Let's get ready for the main course.
I'll be seeing you in the arena.
>>9590163
QUICK GET SHADOW IN HERE AUSSA NEEDS HELP
>>9590168
>Steals the drawing tablet.
Thanks bitch.
>>9590163
Ignore them, human! Do what I do and kill them if they even say a negative remark!
>>9590163
nice falseflag
>>9590139
>Ahri blinks, watching him with wide eyes.
>She's completely enraptured by his words, clutching the bottle tightly to her chest.
W...wow...
>Her words a whisper, large golden spheres turn and look out the window. A small tear forms at the corner of her eye, and rolls down her cheek.
>>9590117
So now that TA is dead, are you finally going to admit it was just you samefagging?
>>9590161
>It's nice being cute to both genders
>>9590173
>stealing pure shit
why tho
>tfw nobody calls your ava hoshi
>The grunt stretches and practices her routine poses for the battle.
>>9590163
If you can't handle the heat then get out of my way!!
>>9590171
Too busy getting my ass fucked by this doll FOE. Tell Aussa to kill himself for being so fucking cringy.
Don't forget I'm looking to fawn over a brown tum goddess that is Musashi from Kancolle
>>9590168
I'll buy the cintiq for 500
>>9590129
>She doesn't listen to his request and keeps with the petting
>>9590195
>Breaks it over my knee.
That's why.
>>9590196
Rin Hoshizora?
I have come to defend the weak.
>>9590189
>... What...? That's a new one.
>>9590203
>Grabs your trap cock
>Your ball meat goes between my fingers
It's time to fuck.
>>9590206
>gropes boobie
>>9590203
Don't forget I don't care lol.
>>9590209
Bane?
>>9590206
>I said no.
>>9590209
>wiping shit all over your pants
but for what purpose
>>9590073
>She shudders thinking back at the moment.
Your kind really is the worst. No wonder people wants them dead.
>Hearing about the bet brings back the sickeningly sweet smile back.
You're on lady! I'll make sure this won't end as fast as the last one did! Does the winner get anything?
>>9590213
Then join us and defend this land from pirates and AQUA lovers!
Friendly remember that Griffith did nothing wrong.
>>9590253
Yes he did
>>9590290
>backstabs
>>9590242
Want us dead? Oh dear I think you have mistaken me for something else. They do want us though.
>She takes out a big purse and puts it on the invisible RP table just in front of them, golden coins are spilling from it.
How many do you have? I'm willing to bet that much
>>9590240
>break
>wipe
¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?
>>9590253
Thats the spirit, anon.
>>9590277
Is achieving my life long goal wrong?
>>9590173
NOOOO!
>She tries to go after him but her legs are too weak for that
>>9590205
I don't sell anything for now.. so no thanks
>>9590169
And I won't go easy on you just because you're my boss! However, I'll be sitting this one out. You're still a target in the scope of this Alien Hunter! Don't forget it.
>>9590183
>The space man stares at the amazed vixen, shocked by the feeling of how much she doesn't know. A handkerchief is now on his hand and is given to the fox lady to wipe that single tear.
Ah, ahaha! Don't take it that seriously, I'm kind of drunk after all so I'll say a bunch of amazing nonsense.
>>9590292
>Fucking breaks it.
>>9590292
>pets the girl
>>9590291
No, but not BLACKing Guts is
>>9590324
>backstabs
>places kamina bait
IT'S HERE
PROCEED WITH SWAPS IF THERE'S ANY
BUT KEEP IN MIND THEY'LL SUFFER THE SAME FATE YOU WOULD HAVE HAD
>>9590229
>slaps anon's hand
No, not here
>>9590238
But I said yes ~!
>pets one more time
>>9590299
Oh I see... Well, see you next time Dandy!
>She blows him a kiss.
Bye!
>>9590334
>Still holding Shimikaza's trap cock
>Hand is getting sweaty
Well?
>>9590235
You sure showed me how much you don't care by taking the time to reply
Down syndrome patient
>>9590334
MY DISTRICT LOOKS COOL AS HELL, I'M FEELING THIS ONE
>>9590325
>STOP RIGHT THERE
>>9590348
stroke it
>>9590334
Looks like my partners will not be useful at all
>>9590334
May the best win!
>>9590334
>Magma grunt in NewWorldOrder
This speaks for itself.
>>9590334
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9590335
>Don't ever respond to me or my avatars ever again.
>>9590355
Don't forget that I don't care lol.
>>9589944
>>9590334
Everything looks good, let's begin
>>9590334
HEY SETH!!
Were where you yesterday? You just can't keep missing my shows like that.
Anyway, it's my big return in rigginsmania, and you can bet on me to win this.
Let's go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSCvUoZI2QM
>>9590334
Let us begin, sir!
>>9590348
>Shimikaza
who?
>>9590334
About time. I'm ready over here.
>>9590334
All set!
>>9590334
Get on with it.
>>9590383
G-.....?
>>9590334
>MAKING HIS DEBUT INTO RIGGINSMANIA, WEIGHING AT WHO-GIVES-A-SHIT POUNDS AND TOWERING AT I-DON'T-FUCKING-KNOW INCHES, A ROOKIE CONTENDER THAT, DESPITE FEARED BY MANY, HAS ONLY BUT ONE TITLE TO HIS NAME...BUT IS HERE TO MAKE IT TWO!
>HERE HE COMES, THE BOTTLE-BREAKING, JAR-JEERING, BOZ-SMASHING, RAG-WEARING CARRIER OF HUMANITY'S FATE...THE MAYOR OFFFFFFFF CANTOWN!
someone swap for poniko
>>9590427
>>9590381
Nice, keep showing me how much you don't care
>>9590334
I'm coming from you Little red riding hood. Watch out for the wolf woman!
>>9590299
>With a couple of blinks, Ahri turns and takes the handkerchief.
Th-thank you... But how can I not? It's.. Beautiful. Poetic in a way.
>>9590334
Let's have some -Real- fun!
>>9590365
>>9590407
>Lets go
>Sniffs hand
>Goes home
>>9590448
Don't forget that I don't care lol.
>>9590433
legendary rp
>>9590433
autism
>>9590433
Nice commentary! Maybe I should hire you to do it sometimes... You'd make an awesome carrer as an announcer, trust me.
>>9590334
>>9589966
>>9590096
I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW, LET HER HAVE IT
>>9590286
Are you sure about that? You remind me of a certain someone.
>She has to stop her hand from taking all of it, a burning greed clearly see in her twitching eyes.
Um um well, ten sounds fine. I get ten of those and you get a hundred dollars! Deal?
>>9590334
My team actually looks pretty good this time! Except for the bum. Get him out of here.
>>9590446
...
>>9590472
>carrer
>>9590459
How was it?
AND
HERE
WE
GO
> TUNES IN INFINITE LOOP OF HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHANTS
Man, it feels great to be me.
>>9590401
IT'S COMPLICATED
A COOL ENTRANCE FOR A COOL GUY
and the other two, too
YOU WON'T GET RID OF THE FORMER RIGGINSMANIA CHAMP JUST LIKE THAT GIRLS
Amazing performance, I'm stunned. But I gotta say, Ocelot looks the best in the outfit. I mean it's a no brainer here.
>>9590452
You think? Oh well...that's the amazing Space Dandy...for you,...baby
>The effects of alcohol take him at last, and he just falls asleep there.
>>9590515
GOD DAMN IT
>>9590484
Ten? 100? Oh I see you prefer to start small, can't handle that much? It's prefereable I guess.
Alright the deal is set... "Good luck" you'll need it!
>>9590472
>You shake your head vigorously at the comment. You've never been the best with words. In fact, you really have no idea where that announcement came from just now, but it certainly wasn't from you, and it kind of hurt your ears so you hope it doesn't happen again.
>>9590304
>Cries for hours
>>9590304
>SCREAMS for hours
>>9590506
Day old, I guess.
>>9590543
>Cinemasins ava except instead of sinning movies sinning avas when
>>9590515
Capes and whatever these glasses are don't seem very useful, if you ask me. Why are we doing this?
>>9590566
It happened.
It was autistic and lasted about 2 hours.
>>9590515
How did he survive that?!!
me and the boys have decided that the least gay way of wiping your ass is to dump a quarter bottle of Palmolive Spring Sensations back there
>>9590578
>gdi
>>9590502
Hey thanks anon... I didn't see that. Are you looking for a job yourself? I might need someone to correct the typos on the DVD release of Fyxe island.
>>9590515
Complicated like what?
Anyway, put me on the spotlight Seth and watch the ratings going up!
>>9590515
So the slut got more balls than I thought.
>Hood is seen loading all of her weapons and stuffing them in her basket.
Guess I'll have to bring the artillery.
>>9590538
I don't know how your demon money works! I'm just trying to make it fair for you. I'll be seeing you in the winner's circle, smurf!
>>9590515
You think this is funny, mocking me and all?
>>9590515
I'd rather die of embarrassment than continue on. This kind of scene isn't fit for me. I want to be in the background, not getting any attention at all.
>>9590515
I bet it's me... those japanese tunes are so... corny.
Never again
>>9590515
Wearing sunglasses indoors probably isn't the most effective way of doing things, but at least we look cool!
>>9590483
>>9590515
>>9590528
Not like I can complain. Thanks anyways. Guess I'll watch instead.
>>9590515
Are we using this crap to kill each other? Don't mind me if I bring some firepower to the mix then. Just for safety and a good session of mass murder!
>>9590483
TOO LATE WEIRD EYEBROW MAN
>>9590433
THERE'S THE ONES WHO OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS
AND THERE'S THOSE WHO "ARE" THE CAN OF WHOOP-ASS
The real question I'm wondering, IS WHAT KIND OF MILK IS HE USING ?
THIS IS IMPORTANT TO THE DENOUEMENT OF THE STORY
Even 2hus have their own power rankings
Please don't make weird scaly shit Sorona thanks
Talk some more, you'll get more friends that way, Yotsugi.
>>9590515
>Ahri dies Instantly.
>Okay...
>>9590348
>using your ava with the lowest sexual appeal
Insulting
>>9590623
fucking kill yourself aussa i hate you holy shit diediediediediediediediediediediediediediediedie
the entire contents of the kfc smokehouse angus chicken snacker slide out and fall directly into my shirt. "IM FUCKED" i yell out
>>9590635
>I'm surprised as well. I thought I died in the bloodbath!
HAHA! That silly psychic thought he'd kill me? It will take a lot more than that to kill these old bones!
>>9590515
I-I can't believe I did that in front of so many people...please tell me it was a dream!
>>9590373
>Sad_dog_mom.png
>>9590515
Owww, that's so cute! I let you do your cute things
>>9590515
You call that an injury? I've been attacked by light bulb store cashiers tougher than you two idiots.
>>9590542
Oh? Some meta stuff huh? Anyway if you can contact that guy for me here's my card.
... Y-Yeah I know there is nothing writting on it but my face but that should be enough to find.
Tell him he has a brillant future in the entertainment market.
>>9590635
Don't you think we should tell that girl to come over guys?
Late Adachi
>>9590652
>Lowest
Boi
>>9590635
>Ryoma picks his face up from the floor with his blood smeared on his face
I would have rathered died of embarrassment, not this way.
>>9590683
Someone swap this fella in
>>9590609
You're gonna love the result of that slide then.
AHRI IS THE LOSER OF LOSERS FOR TODAY
YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO PAY HER RESPECT LIKE YOU'D DO FOR A TRUE LOSER AT HEART
>>9590652
Wh-Which one would have the highest then...?
>>9590683
Adachi can you make fun of Aussa's dead mom again? That was some funny shit.
>cracks open a cold one with the boys
>>9590635
>She points and laughs at the girl.
Oh man! Looks at that loser! It's wonderful being popular, isn't it?
if your tweet doesnt grab my attention in the first 9 or 10 characters it can just fuck off
>>9590598
Smurf?
You guys are always so original...
Alright no problem. See you at the end. Don't try to runaway if you lose, I'll see it.
>>9590696
>F's Ahri
>>9590635
I mean... don't you think they just look so cute together?
>>9590696
Seth...do I have to beg to get you to stop? I do not think I can take anything like that again. I wasn't taught how to deal with this kind of emotional damage.
>>9590635
>The next announcement is so loud that it hurts your ears even more, so much so that you plug your ears with your fingers until it goes away. You can still hear the ringing from that.
>Or maybe that ringing is the desperate cry from the eldritch abomination that dragon has just whipped up.
>Hard to say, really. You hope it's the announcement
>>9590679
>R-Really? I do? Oh, that's great news!
>Uhh, I mean...you take Fyxe's face (card) and promptly shove it somewhere within your rags to give to a particular handsome and glorious man who is currently knee-deep in pussy and cocaine.
>>9590725
>Stares at the drink in a toasty uniform.
the fool tries to make one million dollars.... but the wise man knows that its much easier to make $0.000001 dollars one trillion times
>>9590635
>>9590679
Of course! If you're old enough to hold a gun you're old enough to kill!
>Madman starts handing over rifles and handguns.
The winner gets a free video game of choice!
>>9590523
>Ahri looks over to Dandy after her double is destroyed violently in the arena.
>With a smile, she shifts, allowing him to lay out more on the couch, placing his head in her lap.
Well.. I can't bring myself to wake him so...
>She takes a drink from her glass.
>>9590635
Hermits are pretty much just human, it's not that hard to out-compete them
>8 packs of hot-dogs in the fridge
Thank god but wait I'M OUT OF KETCHUP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
it may seem that cops are all fucking dumb, bad at IQ tests, etc, but they only pretend to be, to lull crooks into a false sense of security
>>9590773
>Ketchup
underage bgone
>>9590696
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT NO-SHOWING AGAIN, FYXE ?
Too many kids eating from their mom's tendies, get that shit out of here
>>9590734
You'll be glad to know it's only getting worse from now on.
Maybe.
Or not.
>>9590723
No, I've stopped messing with Aussa.
Koe no Katachi made me feel bad for fucking with a person that has a disability.
>>9590773
>hotdogs with ketchup
Cancer
>>9590748
It's the same amount
>>9590688
She just seems so meh, compared to the other avas shes blown out in all field
>>9590703
Off the top of my head?
Probably Sena for both body and personality
>>9590773
>no mayo
kys
>>9590800
i know but the wise man also knows not to ask dumb fuckin questions and shut the fuck up
>>9590784
>You have no idea what you just tried to throw around, but those kids sure seem really happy to have it now.
>All the pieces of it, at least, after they tore it apart.
>>9590784
That seemed incredibly rude of us. Are you sure it was a good idea?
>>9590742
Great then! Now if you don't mind, stand asides. As cool as your entrance was, there is only one spot at the end, and the queen is here to take it.
I hope you get into the finals though.
>>9590753
>She takes the rifle but as absolutely no idea how to hold it whatsoever.
W-Wait now, I thought we were gonna play poker or a monopoly...
Unless those are waterguns?... But let's keep that stuff for the arena okay...
>>9590784
OKAY OKAY OKAY YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT SORRY...
I... I just though it would have been cool to have you.. for the ratings and all
>>9590784
>after hours of being tossed around, she's finally free
Uuugggghhh...
Why does these things always happen to me?
>>9590812
But Sena wouldn't jerk you off.
>>9590785
Who are you going to go after now?
>>9590755
>The space man voices a long yawn and mumbles a bunch of nonsense featuring the semen demon and the vixen who's lap is currently his pillow, slowly falling into a deep sleep.
>>9590813
I know I have cancer tastes but you're even worse
>>9590784
Spoiler alert: No good moments was found.
Why would a grown man be intimidated by a little fairy ? I'm asking for explications here.
A former RigginsMania champ show to these jabronies what a real champ's workout is like.
TOO MANY SHIPS
TOO MANY SHIPS
Not even my craziest fan girls have done this
Hanekawa what are you doing
>>9590849
It'll be hard to choose considering most of the people here are autistic.
>>9590847
Why not?
>>9590784
>Hoshi shivers behind Joker, afraid the kiss will hit him
Please just stay here for a little longer...
>>9590784
But... I'm not a smurf.
>She sighs.
I guess I'll have to pay her now...
a man from botswana is threatening to ddos a picture of my ass if i do not post a list of my favorite pasta shapes by 6am. i will not relent
>>9590784
OH SWEET FUCK I'M UP, I'M UP. What the hell was that for man?! I was just trying to get some damn sleep!
>>9590870
STOP TOUCHING ME, IT'S MAKING MY STEEL COLD, IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IF YOUR ARM TOUCHES MINE ONE MORE TIME
>>9590870
This sure is a slow beginning..
..and I haven't got any sleep yet..
>>9590870
Just.... Just stop you guys, you look like childr-
...
Nevermind
>>9590870
Why are we doing this? I don't even know that person
>>9590870
My bones are aching SO much-!
>>9590870
>Ryoma looks over at the other two lazy people and shakes his head
We did more intense training for tennis practice. How are you guys not able to keep up? If I can do it, then so can you.
>>9590784
Is that really a surprise?
>>9590870
Like putting these two together. Don't two fags like them deserve each other?
>>9590870
You call THAT a push up? I've seen skeletons with more muscle than any of you!
>>9590841
>Queen? This walking, talking cartoon character is a queen?
>Your countenance changes to one of total anger mixed with resentment. You now abhor the dog's very being and what she stands for.
>...
>You suddenly find a newspaper and bop her over the head with it.
>>9590870
>HEY IF YOU TWO COULD LET GO OF THE POOR MAYOR HE WOULD APPRECIATE THAT, ALSO HE'S NOT INTO GUYS OR BIG SCARY WARLORDS WITH ARMOR HEAVIER THAN THE GODDAMN TITANIC, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
>>9590871
Red is too easy
Try the ava that only uses Spanish?
That thing is pretty cancer desu
i will respect the wishes of th e mayor and the townsfolk by not fucking the pumpkin patch and ruining the harvest, only if i am given $100.
>>9590914
>Puts 10 gold coin into the girl's hood.
Alright you won...
But don't get too cocky, I fought a really huge bitch.
...Let's do that again another time. I'll have my revenge.
>She flies away into the night sky
>>9590898
>>9590870
What makes you think you can do that?
You must be crazy to be speaking to me like that, or suicidal, or both.
>>9590921
But dude that's just le ebin rp
it is really quite astonishing that I have yet to win The Lottery, given how good I am at selecting six numbers and saying them out loud
>>9590875
Because she isn't that kind of girl. Panty and C.C. maybe, but not Sena.
>>9590899
If you ask me, breaking in a gigantic purple dinosaur's room probably isn't the best idea to guarantee your chances of survival
but hey that's just me
Subaru is popular ? What is this, bizarro world ?
BE HONEST FYXE
THESE ARE AD FLYERS FOR YOUR GAMES AIN'T THEY ?
The most canon of all canonical event to have ever been fired out from the grand canon of RNG
>>9590955
STEEL BEATS ICE, IDIOT
>>9590974
>
>>9590979
Who...did this to my belongings...?
>>9590979
Now I know something's up, I hardly tolerate that boy's attitude, why would I like him in any capacity?
>>9590979
'Course I'm popular. People can't resist me.
Now please get them off, Seth.
>>9590980
Steel gets pretty brittle when it's cooled down, one whack and it'll shatter into a million pieces.
Don't believe me? We can test it out.
>>9590979
Stop following me around, I don't do autographs
>>9590920
O-Oi! Now what was that for?! Did I say something? I only spit facts, facts!!
...
O-Oh I get it! You were fighting!
I almost forgot it was an arena, pretty hard when everybody is asking for your autographs I hope you'll experience that one day
>>9590974
Hmm.... Okay....
>She picks up a gun and shots at him
Like that? O-Oh I hope It didn't hurt.
>>9590979
YOU ALL GUYS COME TO FYXE ISLAND WE HAVE CRYSTAL CLEAR BEACHES AND 4TH WALL BREAKING ATTRACTIONS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!!!
>Shills to the MAXIMUM
>>9590979
>You painstakingly scrape off every inch of the tyrant's stickers. How dare she have the audacity to try to claim your cans by putting her mug on every single one of them. Authoritarian rulers: they never change.
>Lousy stupid goddamn smiley-face stickers that take a six-man bodybuilding team to scrape off also never change.
>>9590979
Looks like i got a fan of mine around here. Hey man, trust me when i say you do not want to end up like me. It's not as glamorous as you might think.
>>9590979
>
>>9590949
>Chuckling, she tosses the coins a few times before pocketing them.
I think I could learn to like you, what's yer face! I would like to get more from you another time. Bye bye!
>>9590979
Even after all that, she couldn't kill me...
>Despite the car alarm going off loudly when she landed on it and all of the pain she's feeling, she finds the time to smile.
What a joke!
somebody please Bribe me
>>9590979
I HURT SUBARU'S LITTLE FEELINGS
SUBARU IS MAD
AND HE'S RUSHING OVER ME
AND HE'S.. WAIT STOP I WAS JUST JOKING YO-
Lens don't sleep. They always have to have those big red eyes open, to watch out for any evil to purge.
Inkling had one of the most depressing character run I've seen in a game
lol
>>9591015
YOU MEAN GET OFF OF ME, JACKASS
>>9590979
WELCOME TO MY RING, CHICKEN!
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
>>9591055
>fucks your ass and bribes so you won't tell
>>9591027
>Something's wrong. She almost seems happy now despite your incessant bopping. Perhaps if you were a well-trained, professional bopper, you'd illicit a different reaction.
>In a moment of clarity, you resort to calling her a "bad dog."
>Positively heartbreaking. You should feel ashamed.
>>9590976
Ohhh, you mean she isn't easy?
>>9591026
TOO LATE, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR THREATENING A HERO, COME QUIETLY SO I DON'T HAVE TO HIT YOU
>>9591062
I'M MADE OF STEEL, RETARD, WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT'S GONN-
AHHAA, YOU MISSED TOO, HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET
>>9591062
P-Please stop... It's not funny... Looks at them taking pictures.. that will end up on the internet for sure...
>>9591036
You need a webm for that my dude
everybody wants to be the guy to write the tweet that solves racism once and for all because it would look good as hell on a resume
>>9591062
Kisses? Hugs? Cuddles?
Sigh....
>>9591062
You'd lose. I don't want to do it, but I have no qualms about crushing you if you really want a go at me.
>>9591062
That's wrong on so many levels.
>>9591062
I'll remember you forever and forever, you brave man yo-
pftt HAhahahaha! I couldn't say that at all!
Do not look at the man in the third row.
Do not acknowledge his existence.
Ignore him, and focus your attention on the man above him.
You're going to press the "F" key of your keyboard, that you like it or not, and you're going to address it to me.
It's real easy, just let your heart's true intentions guide you.
>>9591094
I Wanna Be The Guy
But the road to becoming The Guy is a long and hard fought one
>>9591119
G
whoops misclick
>>9591062
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH!!
I'M TAKING YOU BACK TO MAY 17TH!
>>9590979
Yeah you see, the heat has melted the lock and I can't opening so maybe you can-
>Satou is thrown in the fire, but for Lum's surprise the man just gets up and walks away while engulfed in flames, as if nothing is happening.
Nice attempt, but you could have at least oh dear, I'm gonna die soon...gimme a bit while i...
>And the man just shoots himself to rush the regeneration process.
>>9591027
>Satou receives the full impact of the boolet into his chest but takes it like a total champ.
>blood just keeps on dripping from his lips
That hurt, but congratulations on firing your first round ever! Next objective, we get you to keep shooting still targets as you get used to it.
>>9591062
Y'know, most of these tributes are ants compared to me, maybe I should stick to being a jobber for now?
>>9591119
Please F me everybody. Give me all the attention and give Seth none of it.
>>9591131
>May 17th
what happened then?
Helo, am redy to fit
>chose gan
>>9591062
You again?
Stop staring at me like that, it's freaking me out.
>>9591091
Boy, I really am scared, I'm shaking in my boots as we speak!
Just kidding, you couldn't arrest a dead cat, even if you tried your best.
>>9591109
Tell me about it, stalkers are weird
>>9591142
>Sneaks in a F
>>9591119
F Subaru
>>9591130
NO YOU IMBECILE
YOU JUST PRESSED THE CURSED KEY
AAAAAAAAHHHHH
> THE MIDCARD HELL STARTS TREMBLING
THE DEAD ARE RISING
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU STUPID IDIOT
>>9591131
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. wait
Why May 17th ?
>>9591083
B-Bad dog...
...
Ah ahahah! Hey now, I survived storms of people spouting "FUCK OFF FURFAG" I'm pretty sure you can do better than that now?
But I like your innocence, you're cute
>She pats his head.
Hey!! Is that toilet paper?
>>9591119
>>9591142
Here's my F Subaru, just for (you)!
>>9591062
Okay, i admit i might've gone just a little bit too far on this one. But c'mon, you can't tell me that wasn't kinda funny.
>>9591147
>that was his b****d*y
>>9591175
OOoooohhh...
>>9591168
I heard custom maid 3d is really hard to install
>>9591167
Seems like a nice place to sleep.
..
...
.....
H-Hey, I can't move... Somebody h-help me...
>>9591155
YOU'RE RIGHT, THAT WAS JUST A TEST
YOU'RE PRETTY SMART
>>9591167
NO
NOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD YOU?!
NO, MR. SNUFFLES! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9591093
>I-I know… I don't have enough webms
>>9591151
>Gives Pancakes
>>9591167
I don't even have pants
>>9591167
I'd say I deserved that, for being mean for no reason
>>9591198
Try asking around /v/'s persona threads to see if anyone has one for you my man, this is an image sharing website after all, I'm sure no one would mind.
>>9591190
It is, and it's heavy too. I can use it often because it makes my computer crash
>>9591136
>She puts the gun away
N-No thanks ahah! I think I prefer to do it my way you know... just letting people die while climbing my way to the top... or nonensical attacks, that sorta stuff...
D-Damn you're bleeding so much
>She takes out a towel and clean him
>>9591190
It's only hard if you're Kamina.
>download
>mount disc
>click 1 time
>mount second disc
>click 1 time
>install patch
>click 1 time
>done
>>9591163
>>9591168
Why am I getting F'd by dogs?
>>9591165
Thanks! You're not a dog, are you?
>>9591167
Because that's when I have the upper hand! I can't get into the reason, but it's a day I win no matter what I do. I'll keep winning as long as we're on the 17th. It's the big bad boss of all of my master plans!
>>9591167
.....
>trashes it
I hope this teaches you a lesson, don't waste my time with crap like this.
>>9591193
What can I say, it's a given.
If I could give you even a shred of my intellect, you would actually be functional
>>9591167
>Unsurprisingly, a little girl has a lot of trouble trying to lift up a dragon.
Hey dumbass! Would it be too much to get some help here?
>>9591167
>You can't really help it. It was either these or the paisley-decorated rags.
>>9591168
>Monarchs usually don't pat you on the head and call you innocent. Usually.
>You find this change of pace uncomfortably calming, up until the dog insults your clothes. Already having been fined by the ludicrous "fashion police" for your rags, you angrily point out how abysmally revealing her own clothes are. You're not taking anymore insults to your rags lightly. You're a man now.
>A really, really flamboyant and quite possibly homosexual man despite your earlier insistence to the contrary.
>>9591167
I'm just bullying the poor guy at this point. Still, it is pretty funny.
>>9591219
>>9591190
Can't*
>>9591227
Or fyxe too i guess?
>>9591215
>Got it my man.
>>9591261
A-Are you a dog...?
>>9591219
>The guy just collapses on the ground, but a few seconds later a strange dark matter starts emanating out of him, dissolving into the air
>>9591230
THE HELL'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? I'M BASICALLY A HERO, I'M PLENTY FUNCTIONAL. YOU THINK THEY JUST LET ANYBODY INTO HERO SCHOOL?
>>9591228
Because we're the only ones who love you.
...
Only kidding, I'm sure it was just by pure coincidence aha..
>>9591163
>>9591165
>>9591168
Haha ! You've been worked, caught in my ingenious plan of reverse psychology !
I happen to be a kind soul who influenced you into F'ing poor Subaru because the kid needed some moral support, as opposed to a grown man like me, who only needs his own will as motivation to pursue his objectives.
>>9591167
Lum is the target of pretenders ! But not the kind you'd want.
Something tells me the Mayor couldn't have had a better person to share this trip with than her.
Ryoma confirmed for being A FATASS.
>>9591228
Well too bad for you, because my rigs work 365 days a year full time, and with no FREE WEEKS.
>>9591219
>>9591275
>And as if nothing happened Satou simply stands up. No injuries, not scars, nothing.
>His shirt is all ruined, however.
Aaaaand good morning!
>>9591279
I don't know, are you in this "hero school"?
>>9591287
>WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING WHAT KIND OF CRUEL GOD IS INSISTING ON FORCING HIS META-NARRATIVE ANY WAY HE POSSIBLY CAN
>>9591287
Oh, what the hell is this? I used all of my weapons! Why is he still standing?!
>>9591086
She doesn't lewd.
>>9591284
Th-that can't be true! There's no way I'm dog bait! M-Maybe cat bait, but dog bait? I don't even own a dog! I've never even had a dog lick me before! It's such an uncanny thing to happen to a cat man like me!
>>9591303
...
Yo-you don't look like a dog...
>>9591287
How does he manage it?!
>>9591287
I was trying to be scary, was she blind or something. Hmm....
No, no, she did see me. This is hurting my head
>>9591287
LET ME IN DUDE I LEFT MY WALLET IN THERE, DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE
>>9591304
YES, AND YOU AREN'T
I WONDER WHICH ONE OF US IS MORE OF A HERO