HG Thread
>>9572777
WHO THE FUCK'RE YOU CALLING THICK?
>>9572783
W-WELL, I-
NO! NO, WE'RE DONE TALKING ABOUT THIS, WE'RE DONE, WE'RE DONE. WHO I BUY FLOWERS FOR IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, AND THAT FIRST ONE IS DEFINITELY NOT HAPPENING, SO JUST GET THAT OUTTA YOUR HEAD! I'M A HERO FIRST, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO FOCUS ON ANY OF THAT SORT OF THING. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. QUIT TRYING TO DISTRACT ME FROM MY TRAINING.
>>9572797
DEFINITELY NOT. I DON'T PLAN ON IT. DIGI-MAN OR NOT, YOU'RE A TRUE MAN, MAN, AND I CAN RESPECT THAT! YOU'VE GOT THAT FIRE IN YOU! WHAT'RE YOU HERE FOR? TO FIGHT?
>>9572821
A quiet, peaceful night to just sit back and smo-
What's that in the sky?
>>9572744
A little Island? Now that I think about it, I don't think I've been anywhere near a place like that. You ever tried taking a ship or a plane off it?
RRRRRRRANDOM GAMES #8! GIVE ME 36!
>>9572845
Reigen Arataka
>>9572845
Altera
>>9572845
Zeri
>>9572845
Mayor of Cantown
>>9572845
The Rock
>>9572845
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9572845
Mikun
>>9572845
Gascoigne
>>9572845
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
>>9572845
Inky-Winky
>>9572845
Merak
>>9572845
Saber
>>9572845
Magane
>>9572845
Kaho
>>9572841
Distract you from your training, Nah. Just looking for an easy video to make. Besides your training happens whenever a show happens right?
>>9572845
Skarpne
>>9572841
>>9572844
>Shorry but I'm gonna call it here. Can't focus on this no more.
>>9572841
To fight and grow stronger, so I can keep defending weaker digimon and defeating evil ones
>>9572845
Leomon
>>9572845
Kiryu Kazuma
>>9572868
Sleep tight.
>>9572845
Tsuyu
>>9572845
Cassandra
>>9572845
Mr. Satan
>>9572845
Natsuki Subaru
>>9572827
>>9572830
Oh yeah, maybe I should actually check instead of assuming! Sorry!
>>9572834
You're not going to be allowed in if you keep talking like that.
>>9572845
Inspector Gadget
>>9572845
Plasma Grunt
>>9572845
The King in Yellow
>>9572845
Xayah
>>9572845
Jupiter
>>9572845
Late grimes
>>9572845
Frederica Miyamoto
>>9572845
Hoshi Ryoma
>>9572845
Shrimp
>>9572877
B-But you have no idea who I am!
You have to let me in!
>>9572845
Ridley
>>9572845
Peacock
>>9572845
Late Go
BUMP THE GAME
>>9572845
Rika
>>9572850
>waves frantically
Heeeeeeey! GOOD LUCK!
>>9572888
DING DING DING
Shrimp is the winner! Thanks for playing, everybody! Expect your WINCARD soon. Shrimp is my favorite seafood, right next to tuna!
>>9572866
I-I TOLD YOU TO STOP TRYING TO FILM ME. AM I ACTUALLY GONNA HAVE TO POUND IT INTO YOU? BECAUSE I WILL!
>>9572870
>He wipes his tears, looking up at the digimon in awe.
SEEING YOU, IT'S OBVIOUS HOW MUCH OF A GAP THERE IS BETWEEN ME AND A REAL HERO! I'LL KEEP IMPROVING! CAN I.. CAN I HIT YOU? JUST ONCE?
>>9572909
If dubs you go one more time
>>9572909
>>9572890
You have to be Ash. While he doesn't seem like a bad guy, I found some notes that talked about how much the other Subaru hated being called that, so I've decided to hate that as well.
>>9572912
You still a bitch.
>>9572912
Go ahead and hit me with your best shot. I feel like I owe you it for before
>>9572923
W-Why? What'd I do..?
>>9572912
I'unno, that sounded more sexual than I'm sure you wanted it to. Besides, if you skip out on training then I can't record you, and if you go to training you can't stop me.
>>9572934
You were acting like a bitch.
>>9572912
>POUND IT INTO YOU
D-does all of your body turn metal?
>>9572922
That's wrong.
Completely and utterly wrong.
I am not Ash.
>>9572953
Then I have no idea who you are!
It's beyond obvious that you're new, so I'll give you the rundown.
I'm Natsuki Subaru. I woke up one day and found myself in this place. Everyone here already knew who I was for some reason. Before I came here I liked staying at home playing video games and watching anime. I aspire to be like my father who's super popular and cool, and I love mayonnaise.
Now that you know who I am I humbly ask you to call me Subaru from now onward.
>>9572936
He turns into metal eh?
Y'know what sounds good right now?
>>9572931
NICE! TELL ME HOW I DO!
>Tetsutetsu takes a few steps back and inhales a deep breath, the entire surface of his body, down to his hair, turning into solid steel. He slides one of his feet back, cocking back his arm in a windup stance, before jolting forward and delivering his strongest punch to the beast's stomach. It's above average compared to a normal human punch, but having been coated in steel, it would feel several times stronger than the average blow.
>>9572936
...I'M REALLY TEMPTED TO HIT YOU RIGHT NOW, AND THE ONLY REASON I'M NOT IS BECAUSE I'M A HERO, BUT I'M GONNA GET HOME AND LOOK UP IF THIS IS SOMEHOW ILLEGAL SO I CAN HAVE AN EXCUSE.
>>9572939
WHEN?! I JUST KNOW HOW TO APPRECIATE A REAL MAN'S PASSION! ONLY TRUE MEN CRY!
>>9572945
OF COURSE IT DOES, WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?
>>9572970
Okay Subaru.
Please host for us.
>>9572979
Some takoyaki at 2 in the morning?
>>9572979
A Snickers bar?
>>9572922
>other Subaru
Don't play games with me, Okarin.
>>9572979
Sex?
I want Wendy to fuck me in the ass with her futa cock
>>9572979
Strawberry Milk?
>>9573015
I agree
>>9572921
Here you go!
>>9572991
But the Tricky person is hosting. I was told to wait. I'm sorry, but that's all I can do right now. Maybe I can entertain you in another way?
>>9573006
I don't know what you're trying to say to me. I was told there was another Subaru, one that's sort of like me. That's the only possible explanation as to why the people here know who I am.
>>9572986
>the digimon has the wind knocked out of him for a moment, bending and holding his stomach, before regaining his composure and standing upright
You've got quite the punch, especially for a human! Be proud of that!
>>9572986
You over here crying now? I was just calling you a bitch to call yous a bitch,now you're an actual bitch. Whenever you want to be a real man, I'm willing to teach you for a small fee.
>>9573015
....Nevermind.
>>9573031
You can stop waiting now, she's done.
>>9573031
Oh, I'm done! You can host!
>>9572986
First you say you wanna pound me, then you say you wanna beat me. Your into some really kinky shit aren't you, but don't worry. I'm sure you'll be fine.
>>9572986
m e t a l
p e e n e r
>>9573038
>>9573051
B-But she didn't even...the game...i-it never...
>>9573073
It was basically just a lottery
So is anybody going to host or do I have enough time to make another box office film?
>>9573111
I-I will. Just let me finish up something I need to do before I take people.
In the meantime is 24 alright with everyone, or should I go up?
>>9573073
Just go already kid. Or you could let that other guy do it.
>>9573111
Who are you?
>>9573119
36.
>>9573042
>These words seem to impact Tetsutetsu in a way that moves him to tears once again, which he attempts to wipe with his sleeve, but they just keep coming.
I AM PROUD! I'LL WORK MY ASS OFF UNTIL I CAN CALL MYSELF A TRUE HERO, MAN!
>>9573046
...IS THIS A JOKE? HOW'RE YOU GONNA TRY TO TEACH ME HOW TO BE A REAL MAN WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN OFF OF YOUR COUCH IN TWO YEARS?
>>9573060
S-STOP TAKING EVERYTHING SEXUALLY! I'VE NEVER E-
I-I'M NOT INTO ANY OF THAT, SO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO SCREW WITH, UNLESS YOU'RE INTERESTED IN GOING FIST TO FIST WITH ME. THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M GONNA SAY IT!
>>9573069
...DON'T TALK ABOUT IT
>>9573119
24, bump if you need to.
>>9573119
24 is fine.
>>9573127
Fist to fist, screw with you. Oh boy maybe I will just have to follow you around during the show and make sure to catch something real nice now won't I?
>>9573127
jet fuel can't melt steel peens
>>9573147
>Forgets pic
>>9573127
That's the spirit! Keep training, working towards your goal, and protecting those that cannot protect themselves!
>>9573141
Heyo there, babe. I saw that your pizza was in need of some mayo so I rushed right over. You're lucky I always carry a bottle on my. Alright now show me that pizza so i can spread my mayo all over it.
>>9573127
Listen here kid, A man isn't measured by his age or his hair. Hell a man isn't even known by his body he's known by one thing. Do ya know what that one thing is?
>>9573147
Kiryu Kazuma, you some actor from America? I don't think I've ever watched an American movie since...ever.
Alright. First twenty-four please. I've got everything I need to make this experience enjoyable for me! The winner gets the winner's kiss, so if you don't want the amazing Subaru to plant one on you then don't enter!
>>9573200
Shin-chan
>>9573174
Well you see. The problem about that is I've already eaten it all with extra thick mayo on the side. But if you want to give me that bulbous bottle of mayo.
>>9573200
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
>>9573141
YEAH, YOU CAN FOLLOW ME, IF YOU WANNA GET YOUR ASS KICKED. EVEN IF YOU ARE INVISIBLE, I CAN JUST.. SWING MY ARMS AROUND UNTIL I HIT YOU. DON'T FORGET THAT IN THERE IS MY ONE CHANCE TO FIGHT WHOEVER I WANT, AND YOU'RE AT THE TOP OF MY LIST.
>>9573162
I'LL SEE YOU IN THE ARENA, LION-MAN. HOPEFULLY I GET TO SWAP SOME HITS WITH YOU!
>>9573185
...HOW MANY PANCAKES HE CAN EAT IN THE ENDLESS PANCAKE CHALLENGE AT IHOP?
>>9573200
Reigen Arataka
>>9573200
Inkling
>>9573200
Len
>>9573200
Kiryu Kazuma
...Not much of a prize for winning.
>>9573200
Gascoigne
>>9573200
Lana's mother
>>9573200
Deku
>>9573200
Merak
>>9573200
Skarpne
>>9573200
Mikun
>>9573189
Of course. I'm pretty well known world wide, I'm surprised the land of the rising sun hasn't heard of me. I am a 10 time world champion in wrestling and the biggest box office draw in the world.
>>9573200
The Rock
>>9573200
Leomon
If I do end up winning, I ask that you not do that
>>9573200
Machi
>>9573200
Ryougi Shiki
>>9573200
Saber
>>9573200
Ririchiyo
>>9573200
Catling gun
>>9573200
Ridley
>>9573200
Beatrice Flowerchild
>>9573200
Tsuyu
>>9573200
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9573200
Kaho
>>9573205
Hell nah. I'll share it, but i won't part ways with my precious bottle of mayo.
>>9573200
Horny fate
>>9573200
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9573200
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9573200
Togame
>>9573200
American white faced owl
>>9573200
Ram
>>9573200
Lord Beerus
>>9573226
Oh, I watch a little bit of wrestling in my freetime. Nishki keeps trying to tell me it's fake though, I don't believe him.
But isn't that Hulk Hogan guy the champion?
>>9573200
Francesca
>>9573200
Eric Andre
>>9573207
A fight with you in this here show? Where your gonna pound me with your fist and screw me? For saying you weren't a dirty boy you've got quite an array of ideas of what you wanna do to me.
>>9573246
That's a real shame, I can't fit the bottle in my mouth if you won't give it up and share.
>>9573200
Mega tits
I'm bumping it to 36, so please hold your horses. I-It always takes a good bit for me to do this, but I do it because I love you all.
>make it into the first game
>new game while i'm out taking a dump
Why do you guys like doing this to me?.....
>>9573200
Zeri
>>9573284
If I find a decent girl in your game and knock her up, Ill name the kid after you.
>>9573271
No sir, Hulk Hogan wishes he had my title. Just look at this beautiful thing, Hulk Hogan wishes he was as good as me. Only real men get a chance at this championship, he isn't one of them.
>>9573290
We enjoy it when you suffer.
>>9573290
Because it's funny
>>9573280
>pets
>>9573207
If we do end up fighting, don't hold back, because I know I won't. Go all out!
>>9573309
What's up?
>>9573207
No, how much PUSSY HE EATS. HELL YEAH!!
trap bote erp when
>>9573280
YEAH, I'LL DO BOTH OF THOSE THINGS.
...
WAIT, JUST ONE. JUST THE FIRST ONE. E-EITHER WAY, DON'T FOLLOW ME UNLESS YOU WANT THAT CAMERA BROKEN.
>>9573311
>Tetsutetsu reaches out his arm and offers a fistbump. But not just any fistbump. A manly "turn away from each other and walk away until-next-we-meet" fistbump.
>>9573322
WHY WOULD I EAT A CAT, DUMBASS, THAT'S ILLEGAL, I THINK
>>9573319
Nothing....
>>9573296
...That is a shiny looking belt, I have to admit.
Real Men huh? So any guy could just walk up and take it from you right? Or is that not how it works?
>>9573333
Secret cameras got it. I'm sure you'll love this. We'll have a real great time in the show, just make sure to not make a fool of yourself during your "training".
>>9573336
Oh really now? Want to make some quick money?
>>9573333
>the digimon bumps his oversized fist against the young hero's and turns away to wait for the game
NAGARETEKU
>>9573350
YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING HOW SMART I AM, I'LL FIND THOSE EASILY, JUST WATCH. HEY, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?!
>picks up a pool cue off the ground
>>9573371
>PUNCHES
HEY, WHO SAID YOU COULD HOLD THAT? WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THE SAME HAIRCUT AS I DO? FUCK YOU
so uhh....w-who wants to trade a spot for my dignity?
>>9573342
No, not any man can just walk up and take it from me. That man has to meet me in combat, in a regulation ring, with regulation staff and even then....Your candied ass hasn't earned a shot at MY TITLE. Go earn a shot, then we'll talk about a match.
>The People's Champ flaunts his title around and gives his signature shit eating grin as he raises the People's brow.
Maybe if you make it into the top 5 of the next games I'll give you a chance at this beautiful gold. How about it?
>>9573369
Not underestimating you at all, just saying you won't see invisible cameras.
>>9573387
Grimes, come on. We all know you don't have any dignity
>>9573371
> gives extra ten days on prison sentence for not finding me a comb
>>9573400
(SHIT, SHE DIDN'T FALL FOR IT)
....
>Fucking books it in the opposite direction anyway
>>9573387
GRIMES REALLY SWAPS?
NO DIGNITY
>>9573402
I'll offer the other half of my shit that didn't go to negan.
>>9573400
>pokes from behind
>>9573424
>As soon as the bote pokes her she turns invisible and walks off mumbling about flat chest girls being horrible.
>>9573411
>While invisible she follows the sturdy hunk around.
>>9573442
Hey wait, I'm not a girl! I'm a boy!
>follows
>>9573381
>denied anal falls to the ground and drops the pool cue
>>9573407
>denied anal walks away and smokes a cigarette in his cell
What are you thinking about, HG?
>>9573200
Uraraka
>>9573464
How having a new ava is really nice and refreshing
>>9573464
Sleeping.
>>9573464
Imagining myself getting crushed like a lil buggy!
>>9573393
>The dragon just sits still and stares, a cigarette burning in his mouth.
Now that just sounds like a lot of work. I'm all up for a fight, but I've got other things to do then to go sign up for a while wrestling thing.
Top 5 though...I've already won one of these fights, I bet I could go for another. You're on.
>>9573464
Nervous about bringing out a new ava
I made Shimakaze a female.
Check it please.
>>9573480
tricky no
>>9573458
>following
>when she said she was invisible
Godmod/10
Would rp again
>>9573486
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9573486
>You are READY!
>>9573486
>The priestess mutters a quick prayer, preparing herself for the arena ahead
you're gay
>>9573486
Let's begin.
>>9573500
>ships don't have sonar
Why did you turn ooc?
>>9573420
If you're that desperate for a spot you can just have mine. I didn't really need it that much anyway.
>>9573486
Ready or not here I come!
>>9573486
Get on with it.
>>9573486
I am ready sir!
>Mikun swaggers his tail around and around.
Let's do this!
>>9573486
I'm ready to begin when you are
>>9573486
I...I actually have a really good feeling about this! Let's get going!
>>9573486
Hot damn, I have a lion and some little gremlin on my team. Can't wait to double cross them.
>>9573481
Okay then, how about this instead. You somehow win you get my title, if you don't well you lose. Sound simple enough Beat Takeshi?
>>9572873
>>9573474
>>9573486
I think I'll make this swap.
>>9573486
Lets get this started. I've got some people to record.
>>9573521
Ships have sonar, but traps cosplaying as shipgirls don't
>>9573486
It's time for a new story.
>>9573521
>Sonar
Sonar only works underwater you moron
>>9573552
explain bats then, idiot
>>9573519
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u3clX2CJqzs
>canon whoreslut ignores hg's top rapist
lmao
>>9573554
Echolocation is not sonar
>>9573554
That's echolocation nignog
>>9573528
>Shit
>>9573486
Lame.
>>9573563
>Canon Whoreslut ignores hp's top rapist to hunt down a hunk of meat
>ftfy
>>9573460
I fucking knew that was james's character, you're an even better ava now.
Urararaku is in
Grimes is only in because I'm feeling a little generous today. No particular reason beyond that.
BLOODBATH TYME!
>>9573577
>hp
HG*
Rest in peace might be time to sleep after this game.
>>9573549
>implying im not a real boat
Why did you turn OOC?
>>9573563
>canon whore ignores a dicking
lol.......
>>9573552
I'm swimming in pussy.
>>9573596
>Grimes is only in because I'm feeling a little generous today. No particular reason beyond that.
I legit want to kill myself right now for being this pathetic.
>>9573596
I'LL BE TEAM LEADER!
>>9573542
Really? Thank you Tsuyu! I'll take this place with honor.
>>9573596
Woooo!
>As soon as they arrive at Gravity Falls, the own bike began to float centimeters off the ground.
>>9573601
Obviously not
>>9573596
Tons of granola bars...check, tent, check, notepad, check, one of those refrigerated lunchbags to store food in, check...well I'm all ready to go!
>>9573596
Well shit I guess I got Duncan on my team now. And some maid?
>>9573617
Sorry Duncan, I'm the People's Champ. That makes me leader.
>>9573538
Beat who now? Even if I don't win, It'd be really suspect if you lost long before I did.
But whatever, Let's just go already, COME ON!
>>9573596
>Kiryu lets out a battle cry, and immediately gets knocked onto his ass from behind.
That's...not a good start.
>>9573596
>he just draws in the dirt out of boredom, having no particular meaning behind it
>>9573606
We can do it together afterwards. It's the least I can do for being your wife's son's friend.
>>9573625
MY NAME'S NOT DUNCAN, ASSHOLE
Post memes
What's the mayor doing up in a tree?
Mayors don't belong in trees.
>>9573596
A bag full of Mayo, my camera, and some changes of clothes. This'll be perfect!
>Plays a canonically lewd character
>Doesn't lewd
:thinking:
>>9573657
You humans can be so strange sometimes
>>9573630
>The People's champ laughs at the loser
I guess you will never get the title now.
>>9573647
Got it Duncan, but I'm still in charge.
>>9573657
What the hell am I looking at? It's like to chimps trying to solve trigonometry.
>>9573657
>Poor little Izuku gets pushed into the river. Oh man, this is seriously bringing back some horrible childhood memories
>>9573657
HAHAH, GET PRANKED, CLASS A! WERE YOU RECORDING THAT, DUDE?
>>9573651
>>9573596
>>9573618
...alright. I'll take the bus next time.
>>9573657
This was your idea, okay? You're the one who knows the guy. Not me.
>>9573657
Hell no! Like I'm going to waste my time on entertaining a piece of junk like you! Look at me! I'm at least a proper "doll", while you're just a pile of junk! So you're the one who should be singing to amuse me!
Now get to it, or I'll break you in half!
>>9573657
I wonder where should I set up my camp. Behind the trees isn't a good idea. What if the tree falls on me? Near the river? No, no. Fishmen usually wander that place...
>>9573693
hey ur cute
>>9573682
>Kiryu just lays down on the floor, accepting his defeat.
No...I guess not. May as well see how a real champion fights then, show me what you've got out there.
Good boy Deku. You'll get pudding as soon as you finish it.
I would have expected more from some Godzilla thing.
Ram's being a little too Ram-ish. I guess there's no getting through to her.
>blaming somehow for not wanting to rp with kamina
>>9573679
>>9573667
>>9573658
Ah gee, just because I want to get a piece of that sturdy metal guy your all getting your panties in a knot.
>>9573651
>>9573713
FUCK YOU, YOU DON'T GET IN UNTIL YOU STOP CALLING ME DUNCAN
>playing a slut in HG
You brought this upon yourself.
>>9573713
I ate all my granola bars already?! You gotta be kidding me...I thought I packed more then this! Oh this is horrible...
>gives extra 50 days on your prison sentence for not having your intelligence on 75 by 13:00
>>9573713
Are those Bakemon? No, it can't be, it has to be something else
>>9573707
I don't have to show you jack shit, I'm the Champ. I can walk out right now and I'd still be better than your sorry ass.
>>9573713
Hey, let the People's champ in there. Come on Duncan, I'm the team leader remember?
>>9573727
Fine, I don't need this. The Rock doesn't need any of this. The Rock will build his own treehouse, with black jack and hookers.
>>9573713
And of course you had to go and help the space pterodactyl, as if my disadvantage wasn't evident enough.
>>9573713
>>9573727
You know that you also have to leave when we finish decorating the inside of the tree house, right?
>>9573633
Are you a homo?
Uraraka's a happy little arsonist.
Gascoign has a better camp because he's a three-time champion. Maybe, hopefully, he'll get his fourth kiss tonight.
A lion and owl have some nice interaction. I like that duo a lot.
>>9573713
>Uraraka floats near a tree and uses her hands as leverage to launch herself against Shimakaze!
>Try and lucid dream
>Become aware Im in a dream and try to mold it in my image
>Dream becomes self aware and fights me for control
What the fuck is that crap?
>>9573755
No. Why would you ask that?
>>9573747
HAHAHA! LEARN YOUR P-
>>9573753
W-WHAT? BUT WE'RE TEETH BUDDIES, WE'VE GOT THE SAME TEETH, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS TOGETHER. BESIDES, I BET NO ONE ON EARTH HAS A BETTER BASE THAN TH-
>>9573760
....
>>9573760
O-Our, I mean MY tree house is better anyway.
>>9573766
welcome to the clusterfuck that is your mind
>>9573760
>Deku lets loose an almost painful sounding sneeze as him and Shiki were upon their prey. He looks up at her afterwards and flashes a sheepish smile.
W-Whoops...my bad...
>>9573760
Oh gosh... I only wanted to cook my food.
>rping a slut in hg
because that went so well last time
>>9573766
You're going to die.
>>9573760
Well look at this, The Rock was right. The Rock found the better camp.
>>9573780
Learn my what? Sorry Duncan, but The Rock is the leader here.
>>9573781
Your tree house will never be better than what The Rock just found for us.
>>9573719
>pokes shoulder after catching up with
>>9573747
Sure...You might be a champion, but you sure as hell don't act like one you know that? Besides, we haven't even fought ourselves yet, whose to say I could win in a fist fight?
>>9573760
Not trying to be rude but can you get out, please?
>>9573778
Oh. Because I want to get my dick sucked and you look like one that would.
>>9573713
Thank you.. Human. It seems I've underestimated a few of you, hopefully, we are in good terms for now.
>>9573760
You humans never learn, begone now fiend!
>>9573760
They don't seem too fit for fighting. It's only a matter of time
Ram still being Ram-ish.
Nobody wants a cold can unless it's a can of drink, then I would like mine to be cold. Get outside, Mayor of Cans.
>>9573730
I know what I'm doing. I'm just watching that sturdy hunk and waiting for an opportunity. Besides that little girl fell into a rut.
>>9573813
Grow a bit of a chest, or stop cross dressing. It makes for awful porn.
>>9573821
Do you like Lion King?
>>9573817
>Subaru points to >>9573813 and >>9573719
One of them should be able to do it for you.
>>9573823
P-please get me out of here!
>Says inside of a cage while The Rock trades all of his food and she walks free once again.
>>9573823
>Izuku quietly whistles to himself as he tosses his blanket over the 2hueg lizard and walks off. A couple minutes later he smacks a hand against his forehead.
WAIT WHAT DID I JUST DO?!
>>9573849
you
>>9573849
Clopsexual
>>9573835
>>9573817
Really now? What's your face look like, body type. These things matter for the camera. If you look good enough maybe dominating that little femboy would work.
>>9573823
This is dishonest and cowardly, and I'll have no further part of it
>>9573834
Are you asking if I like myself? Because of course I do, everyone should like themselves so long as they're good people
>>9573780
Teeth buddies? What are you even talking about? I should kill you for just comparing my delicate teeth to whatever ugly things you have in your mouth!
And I was obviously just using you, so I wouldn't have to work alone! Now get back to painting the walls! I want the whole tree house to be pink! That's the only way we can outdo that smelly idiot's base!
>>9573806
Th-That's just a temporary victory! Just wait, when we finish the tree house, it will be the best base that you've ever seen! We just have to paint it pink!
Thought it was funny
>>9573849
Toaster
You found cat treats, Rock. Please put them down before you get sick.
In all fairness, I wouldn't let him come up to my treehouse either. He's not only big, but he's also a lion.
Gascoigne is really working for the 4th kiss. If I didn't know any better I'd say he enjoys them.
>>9573860
Six foot 9, build like a brick shithouse. 10 inches
>>9573823
>>9573851
You owe me, now scram little girl. The Great one needs to bask in his kind acts. Just remember what The Rock did for you this day, because The Rock is the People's champ, not just THE CHAMP.
>>9573814
Whatever, The Rock already won, he doesn't need to do shit for you.
>>9573868
Pink? You've caught The Rock's attention.
>>9573823
Man, I suddenly feel like killing every maid in the world.
>>9573829
Alright alright, fine.
>Shimakaze (Male) gets entirely naked, her (his) member hanging between her (his) legs as she (he) looks at the blue-haired woman.
How's this?
>>9573868
I'LL ONLY FINISH THIS TREEHOUSE IF I GET HALF OF IT WHEN IT'S FINISHED.
>>9573880
STOP MAKING ME RUN, LET ME FIGHT THE DAMN THING, I'LL PUNCH IT OUT
>>9573880
I wouldn't fit up there in the first place, so I'm fine with this
>>9573880
These aren't all that good, but The Rock doesn't have any pie so it'll do.
>>9573884
Got any pictures of yourself, we'll have to have you on the camera anyways. That description works perfectly for having you dominate a little femboy though.
>>9573890
Perfect now just stand there while we get your partner ready. I'm sure he'll give you some REAL thick mayo to swim in and make that chest a bit bigger.
>She readies the camera while waiting.
>>9573880
>Jumps in front of Gascoigne and receives every bullet on her body, almost killing her in the act but instead she's injured to death. With her last breath she raises a hand and points at the path ahead of them.
Continue without me, Gascoigne. I... I won't be able to walk...
>>9573910
This is me
Why is Tetsu being so mean about camps this game?
>>9573885
Thank you, The Rock the champ. I'll remember this day and I'll pay you back, I promise.
>Uraraka waves goodbye at the CHAMP
>>9573823
>Ridley slumbers deep in the forest, unaware of what's currently happening but I doubt that kind gesture would help.
>>9573880
Oops, my bad.
>Ridley trails away from the current scene, he wasn't in the mood to start any more nonsense with other tributes.
>>9573910
I'm not gay.
>Shimakaze (Male) walks over and rubs her (his) feminine penis on the lady.
Want me to hold that for you?
>The boat reaches over and holds the other end of the camera, waiting for Skarpne to let go.
>>9573937
>It sounded more like screaming then singing...probably because it was! Izuku was getting chased by a ferocious bear.
>Uraraka not cancer
>Deku taking constructive criticism
>Tetsu not cancer
>Iida is Iida
>Tsuyu is ooc but seems chill
Is this the only non cancerous circlejerk we've ever had
>>9573937
I'm actually surprised I got as far as I did to find a place to sleep, you must be blind or something
>>9573964
decent
>>9573885
Yes! It's going to be pink! And you're not allowed to enter it, because it'll be MY pink residence and no dumbasses are allowed to live in it!
>>9573902
But what am I supposed to do with only half of it? I have needs, you know? And one of those is that I require an entire pink tree house for just myself!
Just go and build another one for yourself when you're done with this, idiot.
>>9573955
>Gives fellatio
>>9573937
>>9573965
You get your kitty litter out of my tent, The Rock loves pussy but he sure as hell hates your ugly mug. Look at you, you remind me of some feral furry looking for a convention to have disgusting sex in. The Rock has no time for you so head on out with your itty bitty tail between your legs
>>9573937
I'LL HAVE THE BEST BASE, I'VE DECIDED, THAT'LL BE MY GOAL! MY TREEHOUSE HAS GOTTA BE THE BEST TREEHOUSE, OR THERE'S NO POINT IN MAKING ONE!
>>9573964
what about me?
>>9573934
>She sticks her tongue out disgusted
Okay well whatever, I'm sure some sick fucks in the corners of the galaxy would enjoy this still anyways. Alright now all you have to do is take that tiny femboy there and shove your knot into him until he chokes. Then you just blow your load and can do whatever else you want with him until he's just a mess covered in your milk.
>>9573955
>She places her hand on the tiny boys head to keep him arms distance from her at all times.
Alright now you just need to sound as convicingly as you can that you don't want this giant dog to plow you with his knot. Got it?
>She backs away turning invisible with the camera to record them both.
>>9573885
You don't need to do anything for me, just like I don't need to fight you. But that being said...hearing you talk like that's really making me want to get up and challenge you again. Knock some of your pretty teeth out while I'm at it.
>>9573937
What a strange looking weapon, but I best not pick fights with others If I want to win this competition.
>>9573986
>>9573986
>>9573986
>>9573986
Follow me!
>>9573974
THAT'S DOUBLE THE WORK! I'M TAKING HALF OF IT, YOU CAN HAVE THE TOP BUNK, BUT I'M PAINTING HALF OF IT PINK AND HALF OF IT GRAY!
>>9573964
...Why would I have cancer?
>>9573964
Better than I expected for a currently airing shounen show to be honest with you.