Hunger Games Thread
Let's continue...
>>9571143
Awwww, thanks!
>>9571132
Aaaaaahhh! Was it something I said?!
>>9571074
Your arm and leg look like they're stapled together. You must be the least convincing human I've ever seen in my li-
>>9571132
>A gunshot rings out, and the dragon suddenly falls over, bleeding.
>>9571132
The broken event police have come to take you away.
>>9571103
There is no plateau for strength and skill. If I can't fight with all I have, then I feel like I didn't fight, that I cheated and didn't deserve to win
>>9571132
Fuckin' zombies, man. Just brainless brain eatin' machines. Gonna need a drink to forget that.
>>9571069
>Wanting to lick male nipples.
>I think I'm going to be sick.
>>9571074
Yeah. Sure.. Your whole body is green but your face is white. Okay.
>>9571101
I hope you're not trying to fool anyone by signing that name. Regardless of how or what name you sign, the important fact that is undeniable and unmistakable is that you have consented to the deal..
>Hands over a small machine little bigger than a pen.
Put a few drops of blood in and press the button on top. It'll produce a cure for just about any disease, including cancer. Just make sure to wash it out with alcohol after usage and I'm sure you'll find a way to make yourself rich.
>>9571077
Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
>>9571155
I like this human.
>>9571129
Listen fucker.
If you wanted a smoke, I would've given you one.
>>9571196
>stomps on the cig
> RIP the 13 people who died
>>9571196
>tags while passing by
>>9571217
Don't take this personally, love, cause I have a girlfriend.
>>9571217
>>9571228
You wish for a divine escort then? Take my hand, I will bless us both safe passage.
>>9571159
Hey, you alright over there? I couldn't see you past the fire and burning plastic.
>>9571180
I'm just down with a cold!
>>9571193
I like you too, other human!
What you don't see on The Walking Dead simulator 2017
>>9571185
Cures any disease?
>Looking over the contraption incredulously, her interest seems to wane from it as she rolls and flips the device around between her fingers.
>'Maybe he -should- have this'
> RIP Aliera Carstairs
> RIP Seiga Kaku
>>9571256
N-ngh....Don't even think about eating my-
...Huh...expected a horribly disfigured face under that mask.
>>9571199
>>9571225
Okay hold the fuck up.
When did HG become a low income ghetto
>>9571294
Hey, wait a minute! Eat you? I don't even KNOW you!
Don't you know it's rude to take things without asking permission first?
>>9571294
I WILL BE THE ONE TRUE DRAGON
>>9571258
T-thank you General Ocelot! Please be safe! And don't forget your pillow
>Tosses pillow at.
You got red on you.
>>9571283
That's right. Only things it won't cure are obesity and death. Now my part is done so I'll be seeing you. Good luck and live a happy life.
WOULD YOU GUYS STILL BE FRIENDS WITH ME IF I WERE INVISIBLE
BOOTING...BOOTING...BOOTING
HELLO FELLOW HUMANS
MY NAME IS [INSERT NAME] FROM [HOMETOWN] BEEP.
>>9571333
I'm sorry. I'm sorry War Girl!
>>9571339
You don't look invisible.
> RIP The King in Yellow
> RIP Shaun
> RIP Rayford
> RIP War Girl
>>9571339
I can turn invisible so why would that be such a problem you sturdy stud.
>>9571333
Que pedo.
>>9571322
>The dragon kips up onto his feet, his entire body glowing a fiery blue just at the mention of dragon.
SHIBUSAWAAAAAA!
>>9571314
Wait, What? But aren't you a zombie, I thought you just...ate people.
>>9571339
I'm not your friend in the first place, so I'll have to say "no". Though that's simply because I don't know you
>>9571363
W-whaaat? I-I don't have any sexual desires towards pillows!
>>9571355
ARE YOU SURE
>>9571361
NO, I'M NOT, BUT WHAT IF SOMEDAY I JUST TURNED INVISIBLE? WOULD YOU GUYS STILL LIKE ME?
>>9571366
YOU CAN? BUT YOU CAN CONTROL IT. I'M TALKING AB-
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
>>9571382
OH MY GOD, DUDE, YOU LOOK SO COOL. HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN YOU IN A BOOK OR ANYTHING? PLEASE PUNCH ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN.
Jeez, Donald
>>9571339
If you were invisible, it would be easier to pretend you don't exist. But good things never come here.
>>9571338
Yeah, great, thanks.
>Sold my soul to the devil and all I got was this lousy pen
>>9571371
Well, I mean, yeah... I do like eating brains sometimes, but that doesn't mean I've got to attack people all the time. Plus, coffee is a perfect substitute!
A cup of joe every few hours keeps me nice and sane!
>She reaches an open hand down.
You want help up? I couldn't help but notice you're a little on the ground-y.
>>9571402
Hmmm... I'm trying to think but I can't see you being invisible...
>>9571402
Well yeah I can control it.
I called you a sturdy, well built, hunk.
>>9571402
>ARE YOU SURE
ya
>>9571404
And here I actually thought I would make it out of this for a second.
>>9571402
That's quite the odd request, but if you insist
FIST OF THE BEAST KING!
>the digimon punches towards the young hero and fires an aura in the shape of a lion's head at him him
>>9571484
can you like leave
>>9571406
I MUST'VE MISHEARD YOU, IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU WERE BEING A HUGE ASSHOLE FOR NO REASON.
>>9571422
YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT, ME NEITHER. HANG ON, HOW DO INVISIBLE PEOPLE SEE AT ALL, IF THEIR EYES ARE INVISIBLE?
>>9571423
I-I-I'VE NEVER EVEN DATED A GIRL BEFORE, I'M NOT READY FOR THIS.
>>9571439
ALRIGHT, COOL. THANKS.
YOU WANNA GO GRAB A BURGER OR SOMETHING
>>9571484
>Tetsutetsu is hit directly by the blast, and is launched backwards into the opposite wall, a good few meters away. Instead of falling to the floor, he appears to be stuck in a Tetsutetsu-shaped indent in the wall.
>>9571484
can you like leave though
>>9571517
Huh... That's a pretty good question.
Maybe we should find someone who's invisible and ask them.
>>9571517
Just cause I call you a hunk doesn't mean I'm gonna date you. Besides I've got porn to film and with a rigid body like yours it might end up pretty lame.
>>9571543
a man is a nice guy :)
>>9571517
>he walks towards the boy and pulls him out of the wall
Are you alright, human?
>>9571524
I'd prefer not to be pet, if that's alright with you
>>9571517
Hey silly!
>She taps on his head a few times. The image of an innocent girl is front of him. No way she would do something jerkish.
Were you talking to yourself. Don't you know that's weird?
>>9571422
Sometimes!? I- Uh...no, no thank you.
>Still incredibly wary, he stands up on his own, brushing his suit off.
Just so we're absolutely
Perfectly
One Hundred Percent clear...you're not going to eat me right now...right?
>>9571573
Nope! I'd never do something like that without somebody's permission.
Speaking of which, I'm a little famished. You mind if I just have a liiiiiiiittle nibble?
Why is this fucking game taking so long
Finally...
>>9571644
It's on medium death rate. I'll be sure to change it to high next time. Also, more zombies...
>>9571644
Death rate is shit
>>9571657
a man has pretty shit luck. wew
>>9571535
ALRIGHT
DO YOU, UM
DO YOU HAVE A CAR
>>9571538
WELL, YOU'RE GREEN, SO THAT'S KINDA CLOSE, RIGHT? GREEN IS.. PROBABLY ONLY A STEP OR TWO AWAY FROM INVISIBLE, ON THE.. ON THE COLOR SCALE, IF I'M REMEMBERING RIGHT.
>>9571541
OH.. I-I DON'T WATCH.. THAT.. SO.. I WOULDN'T KNOW.. YOU 18+ HEROES ARE PROBABLY THE BETTER JUDGE OF THAT KINDA THING..
IS IT, UH.. IS IT BECAUSE I'M UGLY? LIKE, I DON'T CARE OR ANYTHING, BUT..
>>9571569
>Almost unconscious, Tetsutetsu just hangs limply from the lionman's grip, his arms swinging by his sides. He manages to whisper out a few words through his crushed ribs.
I.... Was..n't...r..ead...y..yet....
>>9571571
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, KID.
>He swats her hand away from his head, aggressively flashing his teeth at her in the process.
I'LL LET IT SLIDE THIS TIME, BUT I'M NOT GONNA BE SO NICE THE NEXT TIME I HEAR YOU TALKING TRASH BEHIND MY BACK. SOUNDED LIKE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR A FIGHT.
>>9571684
No no! If you were ugly I doubt I'd even call you a hunk to begin with. You just happen to be a tad too rigid, not enough motion to you, but your sturdy and have a wide chest. A lot of women would love a body like that too scratch up.
>>9571602
>pinches nipples
>>9571602
...I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that last bit.
>He raises up his hand for her to shake.
kazuma Kiryu, no biting.
>>9571684
>he sets up a makeshift bed thing for the human and lies the boy down on it gently
I didn't realize you had to ready up for a punch, human. Hopefully you heal quickly in this place
>>9571684
no
...
...
do you?
>>9571734
just die pls
>>9571684
Oh! No, my skin's just green because I'm a zombie! Nowhere near invisible.
>>9571717
Heeeeeeeeeey...
>>9571719
Alright, alright! It was worth a shot at least.
>She shakes the man's hand happily.
The name's Rottytops by the way! Professional zombie!
5 DAYS OF PURE FILLER!
It's done
Congratulations, I'm now going to go work on the code more.. Fix some small things. Make more events. Change the death rate to "high" from now on...
>>9571740
Can you skip to deaths? This is getting pretty boring.
>>9571761
>
>>9571706
WHY WOULD THEY EVEN BE SCRATCHING ME IN THE FIRST PLACE? THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING, THAT'S THEM LOOKING TO GET THEIR ASSES KICKED.
>>9571725
>He reaches up and weakly grabs onto the lion's mane, pulling him closer so he can whisper something else.
J..Just...k..ill...me...
T-Trust....m..e...
>>9571729
N-NO..
>>9571741
YOU'RE A ZOMBIE? LIKE.. WHAT KIND OF ZOMBIE? A "DIED AND CAME BACK" ZOMBIE OR A "APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE MAGIC" KIND OF ZOMBIE?
>>9571761
don't very high because half the time very high breaks
High is the perfect rate
>>9571778
Uhhhh... Yes!
>>9571761
Huh? Was I in this thing? Wow, I was out of it for while, my head is killing me.
Thhhankks?
>>9571761
Thank you for the game.
>>9571657
Put it on very high
>>9571778
Well cause it makes for some great footage and it's all in the moment you know.
>>9571761
There wasn't much sex in there to film, nothing good at least. Thanks for hosting regardless, even if you skipped me.
>>9571778
well damn
>>9571761
Thanks for the chance.
>stats?
>>9571761
Felicidades!
Fue divertido.
Hey Merak can you get on discord for a second? I wanted to tell you something i m p o r t a n t.
>>9571761
Yeah, whatever, man. Thanks, and all of that.
>>9571741
Rottytops. That's a...name.
>He carefully watches his own hand as he shakes her, pulling it away after a little bit.
I didn't think there was a difference between any zombies. Wouldn't it be more professional for a zombie to...um...
Actually, nevermind.
>>9571761
Some zombie apocalypse that was. I think I'll just stick to movies.
>>9571778
Can you get someone else to? Striking you down while you're weakened... I can't bring myself to do it, unless I have no choice
>>9571835
>tfw will never get something important told to me in discord
Me kms
I guess I can do this now.
Place any and all bets if you want to. If I did the calculations correctly, there is a 30% chance of either Inkling or a 2hu placing first. Not in the top 3, just first. So, uh, yay.
>>9571835
>...fine.
>>9571888
Gee billy how come you get three inklings
>>9571888
2hu always wins so I'm betting on Inkling.
>>9571788
SO YOU'RE A MAGICAL CORPSE THAT WAS BROUGHT HERE FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION?
>>9571813
SO YOU'RE SOME KIND OF NEWS REPORTER TRYING TO COVER THE FIGHTS AROUND HERE! WELL, I'VE GOT A LOT OF GOOD MOVES FOR YOU TO FILM, SO YOU'D BETTER KEEP THAT CAMERA ON ME, LADY.
>>9571816
.....
>>9571850
>He grabs the fur with both hands, trying and failing to urgently shake him.
Y..You have... to...! Just....d.oo....
>Cough, cough
it.....
>>9571914
........................
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9571847
Hey come ooon, don't hold back on me like that! I'm perfectly fine with talking about zombies and stuff! I don't hesitate when I ask other people what they do!
>Rottytops is... still shaking. It appears her hand came off at the wrist when the man pulled his away. She hasn't noticed yet.
So, what's your name?
>>9571914
Uhhh, well, I don't really know actually. Everything before being a zombie is a bit of a haze.
>>9571914
Huh, no way I already told you I'm here to record porn. You perverts get it on like rabbits and if you can make some interesting scenes I'm sure I could make a pretty penny off it. It'd also save your world from being destroyed from having bad porn.
>>9571900
Because she somehow won three times within those 24 games.
>>9571911
Considering this happened in the Bloodbath, you may have chosen poorly. Won't know until the final three, though.
>>9571888
Ugh, this asshole?
>>9571888
RIGGED
I
G
G
E
D
>>9571945
Spent the whole game rigging it for your butt buddy.
Figures.
>>9571945
Splatoon 2 looks great!
>>9571888
?
And boom goes the dynamite.
>>9571946
BUT AH LAV YOU, RIKAH
>>9571960
I mostly spent it RPing as the Dude and taking a shower, honestly.
>>9571981
Not you, the crazy blonde I was stuck with. Bet this is her fault.
>>9571945
l m a o
>>9571914
>he closes his eyes and ends it quickly, believing the boy's words
CONGRATULATIONS SHUTEN DOUJI!
You are, uh, the third Gorey Gauntlet Championship winner. So, this means you can write your own event and, uh, I'll put it into the code. Yeah...
...Does anyone know who the hell this is?
>>9571975
You won a Gauntlet, so you automatically get put into the Championship for the chance to win your own event. And it looks like you, alongside Inkling just did, since you placed 2nd and 3rd. 1st place gets to write his or her own, while I write the other two events.
>>9572011
That's an oni.
Congrats, and thanks and all.
>Fate/Grand order.
Placements because ayyy lmaoo.
>>9572011
someone who only circlejerks with kamina
>>9572032
>2nd
so close.
>>9572011
>>9572032
Que?
>>9571936
....
>He stares for an uncomfortably long time at her dismembered hand, dropping it to the floor before she can notice he pulled it off.
I just told you my name, Kiryu. And I guess while we're at it, I'm a Yakuza. Not to sound rude, but a rotting brain can't be good for your memory right?
>>9572011
>That's my wife desu
Stats because holy shit look at how much peace I had to skip.
>>9572030
>>9572040
I meant who avfags her, since that person can now write his or her own event.
>>9572053
KK maybe
>>9572011
oh
neat
>>9572053
It's Kamina
>>9571936
SO YOU JUST WOKE UP AS A ZOMBIE? MUST SUCK. AT LEAST YOU AREN'T A SKELETON, OR MISSING AN ARM, OR BALD, OR SOMETHING. CAN'T Y-
HANG ON, WHY'RE YOU TALKING? SHOULDN'T YOU BE TRYING TO EAT MY BRAINS OR SOMETHING? THIS ISN'T HOW YOU GUYS ACT IN THE MOVIES.
>>9571940
Y-YOU'RE *HERE* TO FILM THAT? WHY'RE YOU COMING HERE FOR IT?! DON'T.. DON'T THEY MAKE ROOMS, OR SOMETHING? AREN'T THERE BETTER PLACES TO GO FOR THAT? A-AND DON'T FILM ME WITH THAT THING, EITHER! THAT'S ILLEGAL, I THINK!
>>9572008
>Almost as soon as he dies, his body disappears, and a loud voice pipes up from behind the lion.
DAMN, DUDE, GOOD THING YOU CAN'T DIE IN THIS PLACE! YOU COME BACK AS GOOD AS NEW, IT'S WEIRD, ISN'T IT? ANYWAY, THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A PUNCH. YOU'RE ONE BADASS GUY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, MAN?
>tfw nobody will smoke with me
>>9572102
I'll smoke with you, Anon.
>>9572091
Staged porn is no fun. It's all just made up grunts and moans that no enjoys with scripted ejaculations where both people cum at the same time.
Besides, you wouldn't even see me recording you if I turned invisible, but I couldn't record you either if you turned invisible.
>>9572102
>>9572102
I'll smoke ur cock
>>9572091
That's really odd, but at least things ended well. I am Leomon. What is your name, human?
>>9572046
Well, I don't remember anything from before I was a zombie but I don't think that's got anything to do with me rotting. It happens pretty slowly!
>She stops shaking and notices the missing hand.
Oh...! Maybe it's happening faster than I thought!
>>9572091
Oh come on! There's such a thing as manners!
I can't just go around eating anyone's brain I want. That'd hurt them! Probably. I ALWAYS ask first.
>>9572111
Personally I wouldn't say I like you, but I'll smoke with about anybody.
>>9572044
Todos los campeones de los veinticuatro anteriores "Gauntlets" luchan por la oportunidad de tener su propio evento en mi código.
>>9572079
Alrighty.
>>9572052
You can either post it in-thread or DM it to me on Discord later.
>>9572132
It's not Kamina
>>9572132
It's Kamina
>>9572130
As long as you aren't creepy and got a good sense of humor, I'll smoke with ya.
>>9572136
Fuck.
I don't want to have to go on a witch hunt, but if someone sees the ava, can you just let her know? Thanks a bunc-
>>9572152
...I really don't appreciate this.
>>9572160
It's not Kamina
>Asgore rigged the championship for himself
lol
>>9572160
It's Kamina
>>9572125
You should pick that up.
>He nonchalantly whistles away, pretending he wasn't the one that pulled it off in the first place.
What does a zombie do besides...being a zombie? I can't imagine you doing nothing but eat people all day. In fact, you almost seem...normal.
>>9572155
I can get a little creepy with how quickly I think of shit, but it's usually pretty funny.
>>9572160
It's not Kamina.
>>9572170
>Me
>Avfagging that thing.
Come on now.
>>9572102
YEAH, IT'S BAD FOR YOU, IDIOT
>>9572112
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I COULDN'T SEE YOU, I DON'T DO THAT KINDA THING AROUND HERE, A-AND EVEN IF I DID, THAT SORT OF THING'S FOR TWO PEOPLE, WHO... WHO, Y'KNOW, WHO.. WHO LIKE EACH OTHER A LOT, SO I WOULDN'T WANT THAT ENDING UP ONLINE, OR ANYTHING..
J-JUST STAY FAR AWAY FROM ME, OR I'LL.. I-I'LL HIT YOU.
>>9572119
LEOMON.. ALRIGHT, NOTED, MAN! YOU'VE GOT A REAL MANLY AURA ABOUT YOU, I CAN GET INTO THAT! I LIKE YOU!
YOU'RE LOOKING AT UP-AND-COMING HERO.... TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU! ALSO KNOWN AS REAL STEEL! SOON. NOT YET. BUT SOON!
>>9572125
HUH. ALRIGHT. I MEAN, THAT MAKES SENSE, I JUST NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ZOMBIES WOULD HAVE MANNERS OR ANYTHING. BECAUSE, Y'KNOW, THEY'RE ZOMBIES.
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS GO FOR THE BRAIN? IS THAT RACIST? JEEZ, SORRY IF THAT'S RACIST.
>>9572180
Neato.
>>9572132
>It's not actually me, I don't know who's behind her actually, probably a nufag
>>9572205
Man, I have breast cancer. I deserve this shit.
>>9572210
>Probably a nufag
>Talks to you and exclusively you
It's Kuga.
>>9572210
>nufag
lol no
>>9572218
O-OH. I'M SORRY..
>>9572205
Ah come on, a man of morals like yourself wouldn't do that now would he. I mean hell we even blur out the faces so no one would know it's you.
>>9572202
>>9572179
>She continues talking as she puts her hand back on.
Weeeeeeell... my daily routine isn't anything special. I just lounge around the house and drink coffee all day. Is that normal enough?
>>9572205
Well, brains taste good, duh!
A cup of coffee does the trick for me though. Even if I really want to eat some brains sometimes I'll settle for some joe any day of the week.
>>9572244
>Up high.
>Down low.
>WOOP!
>...
>Too slow.
>>9572205
Up-and-coming hero, huh? Defending the weak from those who would use their strengths selfishly? I like you already, if that's the case
>>9572243
Just want to tell you that I went looking for your source and I've never been so erect
>>9572275
what is it from?
>>9572275
post it
>>9572275
>>9572286
>>9572289
http://skarpworld.tumblr.com/post/131668788037
>It's okay, capping right now actually.
Avas who prefers anal :
>>9572255
Normal sure. But doesn't that bore you? You don't go outside and do anything? Do any jobs or go dancing at the disco?
Then again, I'm not so sure how most people outside would react to a zombie...
>>9572299
....Huh.
Back to the statue.
>>9572318
(You).
>>9572306
>tumblr
>>9572220
>>9572224
>Kuga picking up an ava just to CJ with me
Nice meme
I said maybe cunts
>>9572243
I DON'T CARE, I DON'T WANT PEOPLE SEEING.. Y'KNOW. JUST NONE OF IT. THERE'S A REASON CLOSED DOORS EXIST! THERE'RE SOME THINGS THAT'RE JUST PRIVATE! SO, I MEAN IT, I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS IF I CATCH YOU FILMING ME DOING ANYTHING PRIVATE, ALRIGHT?! I'M NOT JOKING AROUND!
>>9572255
REALLY? A RESTAURANT BY ME SERVES SHEEP BRAIN, BUT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN SCARED TO TRY IT. WHAT'S IT TASTE LIKE?
>>9572273
YOU GET IT! KNOWING GUYS LIKE YOU, I'M WILLING TO BET YOU'RE A HERO THAT'S ALREADY MADE A PRETTY BIG NAME FOR HIMSELF, RIGHT? HOW MANY VILLAINS HAVE YOU BEATEN DOWN?
>>9572306
>adult only
P-PLS DON'T POST SUCH FILTH HERE
>>9572318
Vert
>>9572320
Oh, sure I do! I've got all sorts of friends that I hang out with! I had a sleepover at my best friends house the other day actually. Shame I don't see her much other than that though...
>>9572334
It tastes... like brain!
>>9572323
>>9572337
>Art is art my man. Be free to be free.
>>9572334
Well then be careful out there, this place has some interesting shows that I'd love to catch a glimpse of with my camera.
>>9572324
It's either Reigen or Martin, that much I can tell you.
>>9572306
/aco/ isn't really my thing but this is an exception
>>9572334
I've lost track of how many evil digimon I've fought and defeated over time. Each sought to try to trick and cheat in the battles, but all fell just the same
>>9572371
I mean the tumblr drops off in at a certain point then only patreons get the rest.
So here's where it drops off.
https://e-hentai.org/s/6c3a75a325/1030170-1
Who fags Deku? No way in hell thats a nufag
>>9572398
Probably someone from erp.
Also probably shuten.
>>9572346
Why not? She can't be that busy right, you certainly don't look to be. Then again, I don't see my own oath brother that much ever since I switched families...
>>9572398
Stocking.
> working on code
> accidentally press reset to default while modifying events
>>9572406
She's actually the guardian of a nearby town. She's always off protecting it from pirates and stuff... so not much time for girl talk.
>>9572365
I don't think it's Reigen
>>9572425
>blogposting
>>9572346
THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION AT ALL..
>>9572347
IF YOU WANT INTERESTING, THEN GO.. FILM SOMEBODY LIKE THAT ERIC GUY, HE RUNS AROUND NAKED ALL THE TIME. HE'S PROBABLY CLOSER TO WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THAN I AM.
>>9572378
SO COOL.. AND YOU'VE GOT A LION QUIRK, TOO, MAN.. ALRIGHT, I'M NOT GONNA STOP TRAINING UNTIL I CAN AT LEAST KICK YOUR ASS. YOU'RE MY FIRST GOAL TO SURPASS AROUND HERE, HOPE YOU'RE ALRIGHT WITH THAT, DUDE.
>go to the kitchen to grab a cookie
>eat it and it's delicious
>come back to my room
>FOR SOME REASON THERE'S A FLYING COCKROACH CRAWLING ON MY CHEST
>WHY WHY GOD WHYYY AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>9572318
Anal is good.
>>9572437
it's 100% reigen
>>9572444
>Anal is good.
Let's do it
>>9572444
>climbs into bed with
>>9572441
All of you make for some good action once in a while here. I'm sure I could find a moment where you aren't super sturdy and rigid to make an interesting scene with you and one of the other tributes.
Who knows it might even be something gay between you and someone else.
>>9572444
>this post
Fucking what
>>9572441
Well I don't really know how else to describe it. It's... chewy?
I mean I guess it depends on how fresh they are...
>>9572444
You freed it, it was trapped inside the cookie. You've now just ingested cockroach eggs, how do you feel?
>>9572444
nice rp
>>9572393
Fucking jews man
>>9572441
Issis Kaito?
>>9572463
Host random games pl0x
>>9572444
I wanna try anal. I can imagine how good that feels.
>>9572426
Then why not join her? Someone who shoulders a burden like that could always use the help I find.
Unless you try to eat the pirates...or the people in the town...
>>9572441
While I'm not quite sure what a quirk in the context you're saying it in is, I expect nothing less from the warriors here than to go at them and for them to come at me head-on, it's the only way those like us can truly grow stronger!
>>9572465
I'm also pretty sure their Hispanic decent with how bad their English is and some of their posts being in Spanish.
>>9572492
I don't like pirates that much, especially because they used to boss me around, so no worldsaving for me thanks. I'll just happily sit around and wait until she's back.
>>9572486
Make me.
>>9572518
>makes you
>>9572518
>Makes you with these dubs
>>9572487
As the fucker or the fucked?
>>9572529
>Booce
>>9572518
I'll give you extra cummies if you do.
>Booce
>>9572458
A-ALRIGHT, NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR, LADY, YOU GOTTA STOP. I'M NOT GAY, DON'T EVEN MAKE ME THINK ABOUT THAT SORTA THING, THAT'S DISGUSTING. I'M AN ALL-LADIES KINDA GUY, AND THAT'S FINAL, ALRIGHT?! DON'T GO SPREADING RUMORS THAT AREN'T TRUE!
>>9572460
HUHHH.. ALRIGHT. I'LL HAVE TO TRY THEM NEXT TIME I KILL SOMEBODY IN THE ARENA. I MEAN, THAT'S NOT TECHNICALLY CANNIBALISM, RIGHT? I DON'T THINK SO, SINCE THEY DIDN'T ACTUALLY DIE FOR REAL... I JUST WANNA KNOW WHAT IT TASTES LIKE, DON'T JUDGE ME.
>>9572494
>Tetsutetsu begins to cry, and salutes the large man.
YOU'RE THE COOLEST, DUDE! DAMN, I WISH THERE WERE MORE GUYS LIKE YOU AROUND! IT'S REALLY INSPIRING TO SEE A MANLY GUY LIKE YOU HERE! CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!
>>9572529
Noooo!
>>9572534
Nice try.
>>9572538
The fucker I suppose. I'd get fucked though if need be.
>>9572546
Makes you with THESE dubs
>>9572546
if you don't host he will press the button
>>9572555
Nigga those are trips
>>9572555
H-Holy jeez, anon, you didn't need trips! Alright, gimmie like, 28 for Random Games #7.
ENTER HERE!
>>9572545
Is that so? I'm sure if some guy with a long arm or nice tracksuit came along you'd be all over him wouldn't you? Besides you guys don't all have sex outside of the shows so I've got nothing to record right now.
>>9572545
That's the spirit! Save some for me, alright?
>>9572570
Rottytops
>>9572570
Gascoigne
>>9572570
Hazel
>>9572570
Beatrice Flowerchild
>>9572570
Kaho
>>9572570
Mayor of Cantown
>>9572570
Skarpne
>>9572570
Reigen Arataka
>>9572570
Pookie
>>9572570
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9572570
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9572570
Lord Beerus
>>9572570
Cassandra
>>9572570
Kiryu Kazuma
>>9572514
Well, if that's your choice. I don't think I'd ever be able to sit back and do nothing though. I've never even seen my own home really, always been moving around the city.
And that was before it burned down.
>>9572570
Meemaw
>>9572570
The Rock
>>9572545
>he looks confused for a moment before shrugging
If you wish, but I can't see a reason why having a piece of paper with my name would benefit you
>>9572570
Leomon
>>9572570
Zeri
>>9572570
Handsome Jack
>>9572570
Cream
>>9572570
Kung Fuhrer
>>9572570
Xayah
>>9572570
Satori
>>9572570
Magane
>>9572570
Rika
>>9572570
Altera
>>9572570
Your gf's ex 2.0
>>9572570
Mikun
>>9572570
Plasma Grunt
>>9572570
Inkling
>>9572604
Heeeeeeeeeeeey, that sounds pretty fun!
I mean, not the burning thing, but the traveling around part! I've seen some cool places before, but I don't go far from home that often.
>>9572627
>Waves at
Good luck!
>>9572621
>tfw don't know gender
>>9572656
theres a skirt
>>9572615
The results are in! The winner is....
CREAM! Congratulations, you'll be receiving your WINCARD soon, you cutie bunny! God, I really like rabbits, so this'll be fun to make.
Personally, I'm glad I didn't have to draw Hitler. Thanks for playing, everyone!
>>9572575
OF COURSE NOT! LISTEN, I APPRECIATE MEN, I THINK BEING MANLY IS GREAT, MANLY MEN ARE SOME COOL GUYS, BUT I'D NEVER... Y'KNOW! I'D NEVER BE THAT WAY WITH A GUY, THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT. THAT'S FUCKIN WEIRD.
>>9572577
YEAH, NO PROBLEM. NO PROMISES THAT IT WON'T BE YOU, THOUGH. CAN YOU FIGHT AT ALL?
>>9572611
SO I CAN TELL ALL OF MY FRIENDS THAT I MET YOU, DUH. YOU KNOW HOW COOL IT IS TO HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH FROM A PRO HERO?
>Tetsutetsu takes out a pen, but can't find a piece of paper, so just gives him the pen and folds back his sleeve.
HERE, JUST SIGN MY ARM, AND I'LL NEVER WASH IT AGAIN.
>>9572665
Did you ever finish the meme wendy pic?
>>9572678
Uhhhh... I don't know! Maybe? I've never really tried.
>>9572665
R-Really? Gosh, miss, I didn't expect to win this quickly! Thank you for doing this for us!
>>9572678
You just expressed some heavy doubt that I'm sure some alcohol could lessen up if you ever got wasted.
>>9572681
http://sta.sh/02cxg0h6gen6
Here you go.
>>9572687
YOU'VE... NEVER TRIED TO *FIGHT?* THE HELL DO YOU MEAN? EVERYBODY'S FOUGHT SOMEBODY AT SOME POINT. CAN YOU TAKE A PUNCH?
>>9572700
I-I DON'T DRINK, FUCK OFF, STOP TALKING TO ME, I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE
>>9572665
Oh.
...
Alright.
>>9572648
I mean, I technically haven't either. But that's mostly because I live in the city. Walk just 5 steps and there's something new to see.
I don't know where you live, but it I don't imagine it's someplace as big as Kamurocho. Certainly not a graveyard at least right?
>>9572712
Ah come on big guy! It was just a joke. You really sounded like you'd at least curl up alongside some big ol'burly man and spoon him through the night while wearing clothes so it wouldn't be gay but brotherly love.
>>9572707
>tfw will never win one of these
I'm pulling the trigger
>>9572678
I'm certain that you're the only one from the human world that knows about me. You seem to think I'm like you, a human. I'm actually a digimon, a resident of the digital world. I may not look it, but my entire being consists of data, like any other digimon. Sorry to disappoint you
>>9572712
Who's punching me? That's kind of important!
>>9572718
Weeeeeell, sometimes I fall asleep in the middle of nowhere and someone mistakes me for a corpse and buries me, but usually I stay in a little island town.
>>9572725
MEN DON'T CUDDLE, MEN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER, BECAUSE THAT'S COOL AS FUCK AND THAT'S HOW REAL MEN SHOULD BE. I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD DOING THAT KIND OF THING WITH A GUY. NOT HAPPENING.
>>9572735
HANG ON, WHAT? YOU'RE NOT HUMAN? AW.. I THOUGHT FOR SURE YOU JUST HAD A LION QUIRK OR SOMETHING.. SO.. WHAT, YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME YOU'RE A VIDEO GAME?
>>9572744
ME.
>>9572695
And your WINCARD!
>>9572755
I don't know about that. Your arms seem pretty thick...
>>9572758
Fast
These dubs good enough to go again?
>>9572755
Ah come on, I'm sure you and some dude would beat the shit out of each other then in the final moments as you both pass out collapse on each other.
Oh or I bet there's some girl you'd give flowers to and hold tightly wouldn't you.
>>9572778
You almost got trips AGAIN, slow down.
>>9572755
Not a videogame, really. Simply a digimon. Though I'm not from the human world, I can appreciate your spirit. We're a lot alike, you and I. Fighters, defending the weak, bringing down the wicked. Don't lose that part of yourself
>>9572793
I was hoping for dubs.
I'm just not good enough for them.
>>9572799
Oh are you
>>9572799
Kek
>>9572799
....
RANDOM GAMES #8...TO BE HOSTED IN THE NEXT THREAD!
>>9572807
Should I make it?
>>9572758
It's beautiful! Thank you, miss! I really like how it looks! You have a really good talent for drawing!
Do you guys need me to host. I can do it if you want. If not I understand. Some people just aren't ready for the games I didn't even make.
>>9572819
tricky is hosting
>>9572819
go after Tricky
>>9572815
Yes, please!
>>9572819
After tricky I'd love a Subby game
done