ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) What's your favorite

>>9569731
sord

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>>9569731
Honedge and Doublade, but I'm not really a fan of Aegislash, shields aren't my deal.
Also, question, what do you do when someone turns your doublade into people and one of them is suddenly a hot girl?

>>9569691
>Quincy: try not to stare at dat ass while dexposting
>Fail
"...You're going to kill him like that! If I reacted like this imagine how he's going to respond!"

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I mean, apparently it's [s] Oathkeeper[/s] Doublade

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"New thread, new chance for dicksuckerz. Whose up?"

>>9569794
(could you not. Or at least try and put some more effort into your shitpost character)

>>9569789
>tfw I have no idea how to format a strike through apparently

>>9569830
(There's no way to do spoilers on this board, but on most other boards you just use ctrl+s)

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>>9569731
(Jiiiiiiiiiiiijs)
(Rules: https://pastebin.com/bMvZAaVX)

>>9569846
>is phone

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>>9569828
"Yeah yeah gayboy, try not being an asshole for once of your life?"

>>9569879
(It doesn't matter for here but on other boards you do [spoiler]text[/spoiler])

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>>9569731
Banette,

>>9569948
goo

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>>9569764
Yo boss, I link oblivion is dead, again.
What do?
>am of the covered with a towel

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>>9569731
Would you consider the Bronzong line an "objectmon"?

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>>9569731
Uh, do Porygons count, bro?

>>9569423
"So, bro? Are 'chu okay with the whole Alola thing?"

>>9570015
Would you consider this objection?

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What interesting places are in Alola?
I could use something to relax and get my mind off things.

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>>9570021
"Alola? Heh. Damn well know they should call it Aloli cause of all the people there. Ahahahah!"

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>>9569993
(Dude get into fanart and build up that KH2 Kairi folder because I get the feeling this is gonna happen a lot)
"Let him be, I'm sure this is only temporary and then you guys will be back to normal"

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>>9570076
Dude Kairi is a goldmine, I was struggling to find more oathkeepers but Kairi pics just go on forever

>>9570136
(Ooc after the fact)

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>>9569984
..Yes. Goo.

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>>9570136
"Whose this cute bitch?"

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>>9570021
"Yeah!"
"Are the beaches as soft as they were in your mind scape thing?"

>>9569731
Do Remoraid count.
Because I attempted to murder a man with one once.
It didn't go as planned.

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>>9570136
(meant more the KH2 Kairi since that's the older one, but yeah, they do just fucking go on forever, same with Roxas, it was easier to find pics for Quincy than for Vi, which is weird because Soul Eater is fucking popular as fuck)

>Quincy tries to just ignore the fact that his Doublade is now a hot girl and a fabulous dude and goes back to studying the scrolls

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>>9570237
"Answer me."

>>9569731
All of them.
But I have a preference for magnets, dolls and cyberducks.

>>9570021
Good taste.

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>>9570241
"Better, dude, 'cause they're the real deal."
"We'll probably be near the outskirts of, like, a big city, and not too far from the beach."

>>9570277
(Oh shit I'm going to have to acknowledge that games past KH2 exist?)

>>9570332
(I guess days was alright)

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>>9569731
Not really a fan, but if we really wanna reach I guess... Metagross?
.... How exactly do these Island Challenges work?

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>>9570332
(KH2 Kairi is the one that looks like this)

>>9570363
Press x to pound

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>>9570368
"Would you rather I make my introductions first? Sweetheart"

>>9570387
"That's what i be talkin about"

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>>9570387
A

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>>9570296
>Positively beaming up
"Digging in the sand all day, here we go!"

>>9570400
Please make your introductions boss

>>9570567
(don't give him (you)s)

>>9570332
>He doesn't know

>>9570577
>rejecting a roleplayer
Fuck off.

>>9570591
>shitposter
>roleplayer
one of these things is not like the other

>>9570591
>That
>A roleplayer
I see you guys like your jokes here too.

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>>9570456
"I'll be surfing and chilling with some Sitrus juice, like, as soon as we're set up."
>Chill with the senpai
>Probably doze off during the next movie, who knows

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>>9570567
"Aright, sweetie, since ya asked so nicely. My name is Stan. Lotta gals gotta lotta names for me though. Some use, heh, Billy Brassballs, couple'a foreign chicks use 'el triturador del ovarios' or some shit like that. I also accept 'master' or 'Daddy' if ya feeling cute. What's your name, cutiepop?"

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Well that plan was a bust.
>Rolling to make some cash.
>Last 3 numbers x last two numbers of post below x 100.

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>>9570244
And how did it go...?

>>9570706
Unf, sounds hot. I'm Emily.

>>9570707
(Only make 2K, that's $20USD, bad luck annon bat)

>>9570758
>samefagging

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>>9570332
(KH2 had older Kairi so like, as long as you're not using the loli it fits)

>>9570277
>Dubsfail
>OH GOD OATHKEEPER WAS HOT
>FUG WHY CAN'T YOU FOCUS QUINCY

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>>9570758
>>9570780
"Sounds to me like your not Emilee at all. Heh. Fuck off, ghost!"
>Stan draws his sword and slices the ghost apart then shoots it

>>9570819
"Lol, don't jack it to swords, gay brother."

>>9570769
(926900 P, or approximately $8326.)

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>>9570642
"Sweet!"
>Movie time with Uncle Ray
>Still young pokemon is not going to last much longer awake

>>9570832
fuck you

>>9570859
(Wait... Okay, only the second number is from the post below, whoops.)
(707*13*100. That'd be 919100 P, or $8255. My bad.)

>>9570832
Please leave this thread forever.

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>>9570884
>>9570914
"Heheh, is that all you got? I mean really, whats a guy gonna gotta do to get a blowjob or some puss round here?"
>Stan turns on a speaker system playing his theme song and starts fighting the ghosts with his gun and sword at the same time. He's not getting hit and also winning
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s8ymuoSly_Q

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>>9570978

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>>9571000
"No thanks, ghost. Go back and die."
>Stan cuts you in half and starts rubbing his crotch
"Man, I am hoooornyyyyy. Get one of them titty mon things or the hot girls, hurry up. Don't wanna be kill ghosts all day."

I'm fucking dying.

>>9571060
Could Stan "Billy Brassballs" Sora beat Sophisto?

>>9571060
Do you think that you could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

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Good evening, /par/.
Does anyone have advice on some decently wholesome family activities in Alola?

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>>9570363
The metagross line is pretty cool, agreed, not sure if they count as objects though.

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>>9571140
"Too young, I don't want sand niggers in my town. Fuck out. Not racist btw, just real."
>Stan kills the terrorist with his sword and throws his kid out the window so she wont blow up

>>9571092
"I don't care about ya bf."

>>9571122
"Nah, I'm not going to suck any Chinese boy's penis. I'm not into little kids. Maybe ya could fuck and die, but I don't care."

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>>9571140
What's that food everyone jokes about... It's like a beignet, but not quite? Has an egg shape?
>>9571167
Well... I guess I just don't really like objectmons. How goes the conquest of Kanto?

>>9571140
Sorry, I haven't been there enough to scout out the touristic places.
But I do know it has plenty of parks to stroll around for hours.

>>9571167
They have a port of sorts in the underside and that's it, not really objectmons, but not any less cool.

>>9570713
He launched a pretty strong burst of water, enough to knock a guy over.
Then he was either tapped out or I pushed a wrong part and he ended up screaming bloody murder and shitting all over my hands. Ruined a suit.

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>>9571232
Malasadas, I know that much about Alola, if only because they looked delicious when I visited.
As for taking on gyms and stuff... uh, all my pokemon are around level 20 now, Lulu, my Azurill, hasn't evolved yet though.

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>>9571242
That's... I have to say, the most surprising part of the tale is the discovery that Remoraids can scream.

>>9569680
>>9569756
>>9569934
You sure?
All that's really happened so far is lewd things and just general servitude and such, as far as I can tell.
Do they like, eat people occasionally or something?

>>9571265
>toss desmond at

>>9571265
>Muffled gunfish screaming in the distance

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>>9571232
Malasadas? I bought some, they're quite good but I wouldn't suggest eating them every day.
They're sugary and deep-fried.
>>9571268
There's reports out here of Salazzles killing people before. Not many, but enough that people here avoid them unless they're dumb, or know what they're doing.

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>>9571295
Yes, that. Take your kid out for some. Kalosian children like to buy macaroons in massive boxes, I'm just gonna guess that Alolan kids like sweets just as much.
>>9571263
That's a friendship evolution, right? I think berries and games are the best way to go there.

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>>9571295
"Now Ahmed. Ya know there's nothing that pisses me off more than someone hurting a child. I already killed one ya today, I gonna have to cap you too??"

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>>9571351
Yeah, working on it, but it doesn't help that she's like the rest of my pokemon and doesn't talk.

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>>9571236
I think a park trip would be a good idea. Anna might even make some new friends, hopefully.
>>9571351
Sounds like a plan. I might learn to cook some myself, but for this weekend a family malasada trip would be best.

>>9571198
>Nigga named him Stan.

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>>9571356
>consumes heart

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>>9571356
>blocks your path

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>>9571356

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>>9571415
"Warned ya, heh."
>Stan throws the terrorist straight into Hell where he goes


>>9571455
"Lol, faggot ghost."
>punches the ghost before shooting it into hell along with the terrorist

>>9571505
"You want some too?"
>Blows the ghost up with both guns before slicing it to dust

>>9571431
"You got problem with my name, little fag? Or you wanting to suck my big stinky dick? I'm horny like a mofo."

>>9571198
Looked like a Mexican/SandNig hybrid
Make sure to kill the mother or else you get la cháncla

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>>9571518
>You got a problem with my name little fag?
Nigga, are you in the 6th grade?
>Or you wanting to suck my big stinky dick?
Get it checked out if it's stinky, or take a fucking shower.
>I'm horny like a mofo
Man, it's like retardation and edgy memes all became one fucking thing.

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>>9571518
>Bullets phase right through it.
>The sword does nothing

>Your time is quickly approaching...

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>>9571415
Good luck. I'd give you advice but ah... I can't cook. .... I'm bad at fashion too, how long until they revoke my Kalosian citizenship?
>>9571398
Azurill are baby Pokemon, right? Maybe she just doesn't know how.

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>>9571521
"Don't worry, she died when he bombed her. Lol."

>>9571554
"Oh, are ya mad because you have a small penis? Your little baby dong can't fuck at my big megaboner? It's k, your mom is dead anyway so you have no reason to be ashamed fag."

>>9571555
"Lame"
>Stan throws the big Jew wizard into hell too without giving a fuck

>>9571295
The way you worded that, it sounds like a rare thing.
I'm pretty sure the salazzle evolved recently, and seems pretty mellow. For a salazzle.
Do you think he's safe with her?

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>>9571555
>Failtrips
You know what that means
>Drags all the shitposters to hell

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>>9571600
Maybe, but still, Lulu not talking isn't a real issue, ALL my pokemon refusing to communicate... that's something wrong with me, I think.

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>>9571609
>5...

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>>9571609
>Your little baby dong can't fuck at my megaboner
Oh my god, I thought PAR wasn't that bad. You fuckers really are garbage.
>It's K, your mom is dead anyway so you have no reason to be ashamed fag
What? Man you must have some serious fucking autism, my dude.

>>9571265
It's pretty high-pitched and gurgly, but it was definitely screaming.

>>9571636
He's not one of ours.

>>9571636
He's a shitposter, the rest of us are trying to ignore him.

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>>9571613
No clue. I literally just moved here recently, amigo. I'd ask someone who's a born local.
>>9571600
Hahaha, I'm a native Orrean, myself. to heck with Orre.

>>9571636
( this cunt's a persistent shitposter who literally nobody likes. He ain't one of us famiglia, notice how no actual RPers are giving him (you)s )

>>9571600
How bad at fashion are we talking, button down shirt with a hoodie on?
Because I already went down that path.

>>9571613
Never trust anything that uses pheromones aggressively.
I know a someone who lost someone very important to him to a murderous Salazzle. We're talking "would happily go on a Salazzle killing spree" levels of important.

>>9571685
>>9571658
>>9571670
Explains a lot.
This shit is priceless though, be safe PAR. Hope this faggot raids ERP or HG, you guys already have the shit end of the stick.

>>9571700
I'm like 90% sure this guy is from HG, actually.

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>>9571636
"Lmao, you sound like like that dead mudslime. I need to kill you too? You might love it considering your fat AND small penis."

>>9571623
"Shut up, Jew."

>>9571685
"Hahah, ghost desert fucker. Can't do shit."

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>>9571643
Really? That soun-
>>9571286
..... I know what you mean now.
>>9571281
It looked like you were trying to do something, wanna tell me what it was, because I'm not seeing anything.
>>9571700
(I wouldn't wish shitposting on any general, but thanks for the thoughts, anon.)

>>9571700
>Hope this faggot raids ERP or HG
This guy is small time compared to the shit that goes down in both of those communities.

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>>9571727
>4...

>>9571658
>>9571670
>>9571685
>samefagging

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>>9571622
I wouldn't worry about it too much. Mine don't really talk either.
>>9571685
Orre? That's... The Unovan territory, right?
>>9571695
I'd like to think my current outfit isn't too bad but uh... My old one was a labcoat overtop of a hoodie with a button down underneath the hoodie.

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>>9571609 #
>5...
>>9571727 #
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>>9571609 #
>Your little baby dong can't fuck at my megaboner
Oh my god, I thought PAR wasn't that bad. You fuckers really are garbage.
>It's K, your mom is dead anyway so you have no reason to be ashamed fag
What? Man you must have some serious fucking autism, my dude.
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...Anonymous
05/28/17(Sun)00:07:25 No.9571643
>>9571265 #
It's pretty high-pitched and gurgly, but it was definitely screaming.
>>9571730 #
...Anonymous
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>>9571636 #
He's not one of ours.
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...Anonymous
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>>9571685
Well, thanks anyways.
If you want to swing by the town I'm in, there's a decent game arcade here.

>>9571695
I can understand his anger at that, but, pheromones aside, I'm not getting any bad vibes from this one.
As stated before, I think it's recently evolved. Really sloppy with the...er, seduction.

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>>9571769
Not sure, myself. It's dry, hot, and violent. I didn't exactly get as much schooling as I should, to be honest.
Joined a gang, went down some dark paths, got out and went straight not too long ago.
now I'm just trying to be a decent dad, you know?
>>9571795
I might, amigo. You take care.

someone please teach me how to be as badass as Stan

>>9571837
>Wanting to be Stan when you could be Alma Elma

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>>9571700
(Wouldn't want them to get any persistant shitposters either, especially not ones that could lead to falsefalgs or actual raids)

>>9571769
Yep, that's the work and comfortableness combo of fashion annihilation right there.
Thankfully I don't work in Kalos.

>>9571795
Still, I would keep her in check. Maybe capture her yourself.

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>>9571769
Yeah, but I'm worried anyways. I just want to talk to Drax...

>>9571834
I will.
Thank you.

>>9571922
I'll throw out the offer to her.
Was already keeping an eye on them, so I'll keep doing that.

>>9571875
Far too late for that, senpai. Thanks for the well wishing though.

>>9571970
>mfw we'll always have Paul

>>9571977
>tfw we'll have always have the jaded oldfags

>>9571970
I'm so sorry.
Can you at least filter them?

>>9571996
>Laughs like a mule
No, no we can't.
>>9571990
>tfw I regret ever joining 4chan

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>>9571834
I know a bit about that. Not the part about kids - 21 year old conference champion doesn't have time for that sort of thing - but about going clean.
>>9571922
Sycamore didn't mind, but man... I got some dirty looks.
>>9571924
Is he still talking with body language?

>>9571996
Most of them always shitpost with the same images, so yeah. Too bad no one else will ever do that.

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>>9572014
Eeeeh, kinda? He still lets me use him as a teddy bear so I can't have fucked something up that badly.

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>>9572041
>poke

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Holy shit, where the friggin hell am I?

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>>9572055
>dubsfail
>ghost poke is COLD
"EEP!"
>Vi falls out of bed
"Oh... hey Drax"

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>>9572090
>Chuckle at that
Heeey.

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>>9572145
"...So you decided to use that big mouth of yours? I'm glad"
>She clambers back onto the bed, smiling
"So... how are you? It feels silly to ask that but..."

>Reminder that Vi doesn't know Drax is a girl

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>>9572176
Yeahhh. Got you good though, eh?
Besides my throat feeling a little rough from not talking for soooo long, just peachy.

>>9572014
>but about being clean.
Something to confess?

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>>9572298
"I thought ghosts didn't feel things like that? And I guess that was a funny joke..."
>She rests against the pillows, looking at the ghost
"So... all the training, are you okay with it? Do you think we're going too hard? Too soft?"

>>9572327
Dude Alain was working with Team Flare, that's common knowledge in Kalos
(I may be stupid and that isn't actually common knowledge, slap me if I'm wrong)

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>>9572327
I was working for Lysandre for a while. By the time I realized what was going on it was too late.
>>9572041
And there you go. If he's still talking to you in some way I'd guess you're okay.

hey par what do you do when you feel like nothing matters

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>>9572397
(Nah, you're fine. It should be common knowledge in Kalos, he didn't exactly hide it last I checked.)
>>9572424
Make something. It can be crap, who cares. Make something matter to you. Wanna finish a certain series? Cool. Wanna see the next President? Cool. Whatever works for you, just make something.

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>>9572380
Shhh. You don't know thaaat.
Of course it waaas, I did it.
>The jellybean demon flops back and takes a seat
It's fiiiine. We could maaaybe get into it a little harder. Maybe.

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>>9572470
"I do now, goof"
>She wraps an arm around Drax, pulling "him" close
"I wanna get you up to level 50 before we take on gyms, but I'm more worried about the others, especially Mal, he's the farthest behind..."

>>9572424
distract myself from whatevers making me feel like that
watch some youtube and veg
play some vidya
do whatevs

>>9572397
>>9572405
Well dang. At least you got out without much reputation damage.
It shows I don't know much about the Kalosian scene.

>>9572424
Remind yourself you have a something or someone you live for.
Not vidya, that only works for about a decade tops.

>>9572466
>>9572501
thanks
do you guys have any tips for avoiding vomiting

>>9572558
don't vomit

idk try not to cough or whatever
have some little sips of some ginger ale
after a while if you're still feeling shitty maybe have a bit of bread

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>>9572490
Oh no, you've found out my secret. Now I have to kill you~
Sounds gooood, but Mal is kind of scrawny... Gotta find him some bugs to burn.

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>>9572558
Don't breathe through your nose. Eat shit tons of ginger. Liquid based food such as jello, gummies, broth and shit is okay too. Your mouth is gonna start to drool like hell a bit before you puke, that's fine. Just drool all over the floor or whatever.

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>>9572640
"Eeeh, I'm not ready to die yet, can't change things in Kanto, but I mean, immortality sounds good in the end, maybe if I can choose or something... banette? being a plushie ghost would be kinda neat.
Anyways, yeah, maybe we'll take a trip to Viridian Forest? Plenty of bugs to knock out there."

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>>9572556
There were quite a few people involved with Flare. Malva, for one. Lysandre was good at winning people over, even if his plans were shit.
I didn't even know about his plans until way later.

>>9572663
(can't change things in Kanto if I'm dead or a ghost*)
(wow I just dropped like half a sentence there)

>>9572682
I knew about Malva, she is really good at being convincing. Scarily so.

>jirachi going to bed because PAR isnt focusing on his characters anymore
>vagueposting here and in possum
heh
waiting for bones to leave him for borb desu

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>>9572663
You cooould, sort of. Just need to possess the right people, heehee. Banette would be cuuute, that's a good idea.
Viridian is perfect, we might even get to beat up a pikachu or two if we're luckyyy.

>>9572767
(Nothing scummy about claiming an open character nobody was playing mate)
(Still, RIP)

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>>9572767
"I don't want to possess people though, dude, that's wrong, and possessing people probably feels weird anyways."
>Vi giggles, pulling the ghost closer
"Cute, huh? Well I'm glad you approve, so now we just gotta find a way to force it when I inevitably get my skull smashed by Bruno. And until then, we train, Viridian Forest is gonna hate us while we teach Mal how to burn bugs"

>>9572750
Bones. Stop you really are a manipulative asshole. Stop breaking Jiji like this, he doesn't deserve it

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>>9572731
Malva is definitely a force to be reckoned with. Never underestimate her, unless you like being slandered in the news.

>>9572917
Okay I'm curious dude, what's with the scarf, why did you like, get a scarf that looks like a cross between Frogadier's bubbles and anal beads.

>>9572917
I had two long and tense conversations with her for the explicit purpose of not getting slandered. Thankfully I will not have to anymore.

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>>9572948
Sycamore was the one who got it for me, actually. Something about the scarf looking like Charizard X's flames. I think he also said something about my shirt being cut low enough that it was indecent without some sort of covering. Honestly? I get the feeling he was just fucking with me when he gave me the scarf. Some sort of fashion test that I bombed hardcore.
>>9572983
What, did you move or something?

Where'd Ollie go?

>>9573007
Ouch, dude you need to like, talk with Serena or something, get set up with some actually decent looking outfits.

>>9573007
Never set a foot in Kalos but yet, lets say I'm moving even further away.

>>9572829
>inevitably get my skull smashed by Bruno
(Vi seems REALLY chipper about that)

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>>9573033
It's too late, I've been wearing this one for almost a year. It has sentimental value now. Kinda became the look people know me by now, too.
>>9573040
There's no escaping Malva. Look, she's probably gonna find a way to interview you over something random just because you dared to think that.

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>Quincy sighs, pushing away from the desk before he falls asleep on it again
"Oathkeeper, Oblivion? You guys alright now?"

>>9573169
I would like to see that happen, but, I do think she had all the info she wanted.

cux

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bump

My Banette wants to add extra stuffing to their body.
Is that even possible?

Guy from last night here
I think I cucked some dude out of their pokemon lover/stalker
now how the fuck do i get it out of my house

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>>9576236
squirt bottle.

>>9576310
Okay rude
I'm not THAT degenerate

>>9575992
Yes, where do they want to put it though?

>>9576891
...Lower body.

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>>9576511
well i am out of ideas then.

>>9575992
>>9576900
..... Ghosts are weird.

>>9576900
Ha! Have fun with that, I think your ghost wants to seduce you!

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>>9576511
oh on second thought, idea, you should try the passive aggressive approach. just get super stinky and dirty and they will be repulsed.

>>9576972
Erm, thanks.
Admittedly, they are really cute, so...I don't think I'll mind.
They also want a set of panties and stockings, apparently.

>>9576911
Yes they are.
Which is what makes them fun to live with.

>>9577001
Wow, have fun with that, lucky guy.

>>9576989
I am not getting filthy just to repulse a clingy Jynx. There's gotta be something else.

>>9577036
Get a Houndoom, seriously, it's fire/dark, a perfect counter to Jynx.

>>9577213
Fucking christ nobody cares about your goddamn dog fetish

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>>9577001
If you say so. better than psychics for sure.
>>9577036
>jinx
welp. Turn up the thermostat REALLY high.

>>9577236
What? Dude no, any fire/dark would work, Houndoom is just the one that came to mind.

>>9577001
Dude holy shit are all banette that lewd? Where can I find one?

Ded

>>9577250
I tried.
She has now retreated into the fridge.
Normally I would call this a win but all my snacks are in there man

>>9578005
most ghosts are lewd as fuck
t. chandelure

>>9578439
How do you even get lewd as a lamp?

>>9578439
So... just find a Banette and she'll eventually jump my bones?

>>9578637
>she
heh

>>9578819
What, I'm able to pick the gender of the Pokemon I catch, and I want a girl.

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>Vi wakes up and flops out of bed
>Time to train in Viridian!
>Gonna be AFK for a lot of today so I'll just roll

>>9577250
I agree, somewhat.

>>9577020
Thanks.
I'll be sure to let her have her fun as well.

>>9578005
Mine is, at least.
Old abandoned houses and stuff, or dark alleys are good places to look.
Keep in mind, though, they are still sapient beings, and getting one just for lewd probably won't go well.

>>9578874
>He doesn't know
Oh you sweet summer child

>>9578874
Banette and most other ghost types do not have physical genitalia. They can create a shadowy imitation via manipulating their ectoplasm, but there's nothing that says your female Banette won't produce a dick. Similarly, a male Banette could produce a vag if you want.
If you're looking for a Banette just to lead it'd probably be better to look for one on a Pokémon dating site or try to talk to wild ones, that way you two can communicate and come to some sort of agreement.

>>9579012
(*Just to lewd)
(phoneposting is a pain sometimes)

>>9579012
Huh, well thanks for the info, yeah I was gonna try dating sites and just talking with wild ones first

Why is Rp ded?

>>9579495
because i wanna be ded

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>>9579495
Not enough ghost butts.
(But in all seriousness, most people are probably busy with IRL things.)

OLLIE
O
L
L
I
E

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Long time no see. Anyone still around?

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>>9579591
Never enough ghost butts.

>>9579731
I'm still around, although it's been a while since I've really done anything.
I've been staying with my family in Phenac for a while now.
How have you been little guy?

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>>9579819
Ended up with a trainer on my way back from Sunyshore. They've been keeping me pretty busy but its kinda alright.

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>>9579733
Agreed

>>9579591
Hot damn, this is why I want a Banette

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>>9579921
Especially not Banette butts.

Is there any way that isn't the relic stone to get a pokemon purified?

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>>9573206
For some reason there is a lot of water on the floor.
>Roll to see if key can unlock and open the door with keychain,

>>9580166
Lots of walking

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>>9580030
Further agreed.
Nothing like waking up with one on your face.

>>9579956
They are fun pokemon.
Can be mischievous and stuff, but that tends to be a trait of several different ghost types. And it's not necessarily a bad thing.

i sense jirachi dropping stitches soon

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>>9580308
Alolawaks are good too. Take it from me.

>>9580308
Especially if it's got some extra stuffing.
>>9580336
Alolawaks are great.

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>>9580336
Never met one, but I'll take your word for it.

>>9580374
The more stuffing, the better.
I do wonder what else they can add to their bodies. Sex toys? Extra arms? It makes you think.

>>9579731
Yeah!
I kinda got in trouble, but I can still do Trainer stuff!
I just can't do, um, League stuff yet. I didn't know I wasn't old enough, and got in trouble.

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>Check thread.
Well okay.
>>9580374
>>9580423
Do you people want a Banette? I'm pretty sure I can get one easily.
>Do some googling.
Huh, I've never been to Stark Mountain.
>Rolling for travel time with last number.

>>9580423
They most certainly can add uh, toys.
And control them.
Very well.

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>>9580484
That's very interesting.
If the...stuffing goes well, I'll see if she's interested in trying that.
What about extra limbs?

>>9580481
Nah.
I already have one.
Moving into an old spooky house comes with benefits, turns out.

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Yo, bros.
Like, I've been out of Alola for a while.
Any drama going on there that, like, someone moving back should know about?
Tapus being angry, man-eating Salazzles, like, stuff like that?

>>9580595
I'm not sure about extra limbs, but, perhaps.
I should ask about that sometime..

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>>9580595
Well I'm gonna check this place out anyway.
>33: Roll for anything cool.
>>9580614
I heard the gym leaders from Viridian managed to start the island challenge and get most of the way done in an hour.

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>>9580650
>Cool.
>Nope.
>HEATRAN LV70 appears!

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>>9580650
I heard something like that too. Crazy, but I guess they're Gym Leaders so I shouldn't be surprised.
>>9580614
Wait, what's this about Salazzles eating people? I thought that was a myth you told tourists to stop people from harassing them.

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>>9580683
Yeah, uh, I'm not looking for legendaries, sorry. Not right now at least.
>Superpower.
>100% accuracy, only miss on dubfail.
252+ Atk Choice Band Tyranitar Superpower vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Heatran: 224-264 (97.8 - 115.2%) -- 81.3% chance to OHKO
>>9580794
I need to try that challenge sometime. Do you have to complete the whole thing or can you stop at any time?

>>9579886
You got captured? What about your mom and Shinx friend?

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>>9580819
>Aw fuk
>KOd.

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>>9580819
>>9580886
>Several Skarmories circle overhead. screeching at 33 and the fainted Heatran.
>77 is on the lead Skarmory, looking down with his binoculars.

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>>9580886
"Man that's weird."
>Check to see if there are any sweet lootz in here.
>>9581002
>33 waves up at 77.

>Shitpost on PDA.
Anyone looking for a Heatran?

>>9580794
Hello again, how did the family activities go?

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>>9581023
>77 waves back.
>More Skarmories gather around and start circling in the air, screeching at basically everything.

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>>9581023
>Odd.
>Just a few revives.
>>9581246
>Trillions of screechbirds.
...
>Nonchalantly slip a revive into the lava doggo's mouth.
>Wave at 77 and continue further into the cave.

>>9580632
Worth a shot, I suppose.
Can you do like, soul play and stuff?
Possession, for example.

>>9580650
Good luck, I suppose.

>>9581352
Yes. Definitely yes.
They can do plenty of fun things with their uh, soul goo I think he called it?
It's the best.

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>>9581326
>Skarms and 77 swoop in after 33, leaving the rest of the screeching steel birds outside.
>Roll for stealthiness.

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>>9581352
I found a Heatran. You want a Heatran?
>>9581433
Heatrans? I'm sellin' Heatrans.
Plz.
>>9581446
>Almost trips.
>U did it.
>33 is currently trying to find loot by smashing rocks.
>Rollin.

>>9581504
I'll stick with my ghost buddies.

>>9581433
That sounds fun.
...
What kind of fun things?

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>>9581504
>Skarms: sneak up behind 33 and screech at him
Hey 33, having fun smashing rocks together?

>>9581504
...No, no thanks. Too many things that should not be mixed with fire and/or high temperatures unintentially here.

>>9581549
Well, he's possessed me on several occasions, which can lead to plenty of things, if you swallow some of the goo they can sort of puppet you around, don't worry it doesn't hurt them and they make more. He's used it as uh, lubricant once before, worked really well.
Uh, the zipper leaves marks, just in case you find one that likes biting.

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>>9581549
Dang.
>>9581597
>33 jumps in surprise.
Fucking hell, don't do that unless you want Forretress to explode on you when you sleep.
>33 picks a few gold nuggets and Elixirs out of the ground.
Yes actually. Found some good money makers.
>Rolling to find anything else.
>>9581626
Fuuuuuck.

>>9581626
That all sounds pretty hot, honestly.
Especially the puppeting bit.
I'll probably find out soon enough, but I'm curious. What does it taste like?

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>>9581666
Sorry 33, Skarms is just excited because of all the other Skarmories flying around outside.
Looks like you found a bunch of cool stuff, maybe we should abandon Cipher and scavenge instead!

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>>9580194
>Holy shit the key didn't fail!
"Probably because you broke something, dude, where's Oathkeeper?"

>>9581807
Might be different for each one but, it's sort of like a thick grape soda that partially numbs your tongue. It's fantastic.

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>>9581860
Well you should bring your Skarmory army with us from now on.
And fuck no.
>33 digs a few star pieces, big nuggets and other things out of the dirt.
Awesome. Check this out, 77.
>33 shows 77 a few TMs from the ground.
Overheat, Roost, Steel Wing, Drain Punch and Will O Wisp.
>33 hands roost and steel wing over to 77.
These'll be good for you and Skarms.

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>>9581866
I didn't break anything, though. There was just water everywhere. I think Oathkeeper fell asleep.

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>>9581988
Are you sure about that?
>Quincy checks the bathroom

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>>9581965
I wish I could.
Also come on man, I was joking.
>77 takes the TMs from 33.
Hey, thanks a lot 33, you're the best.
>Skarms screeches in appreciation at 33.

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>>9582064
>There is a lot of water on the ground but no borked pipes.
...Am I going to become human a lot? That was weird.
Do you have any extra clothes...?

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>Vi arrives at Viridian Forest after several hours
"Alright guys... let's go burn some bugs!"

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>>9582107
"I don't know, but if it happened once it can happen again, so I guess like, I'll keep some spare coats on me or something"
>Quincy investigates the water because what the fuck why is there so much water

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>>9582105
What, no kiss?
>33 laughs.
But seriously, you found anything about purifying shadow pokes? Apparently Agate doesn't work anymore, HQ Lab is a no go...

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>>9582171
>It seems like Oblivion spent those two hours crying in the bathroom.
Uh, thank you.
...Being human is weird.

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>>9582176
33, please.
I'm not going to kiss you, you can have a hug though if you want.
>77: offer a hug to 33.
Also uh, I've got nothing honestly.
Maybe we could convince one of the science nerds back at the Lair to help us?

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>>9582371
Yeah, sure.
>33: Hug the 77.
>33 pulls away after a moment.
Uh, probably? Asking them to purify our pokemon might make the bosses suspicious though.

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>>9582338
>How the fuck does one cry this much out, especially for two hours straight
>Hopefully Oblivion isn't like this every time
"No problem... I'm gonna check online to see if anyone can help us with the Scrolls"

>He goes back to the desk and pulls out his Dex
Hey guys, is there anyone here that knows how to read Sinjohnian? The book I have is... not exactly perfect.

>>9582500
Have you tried checking the Canalave Library? They specialize in old lore and these sort of things.

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>>9582468
Good point, but where else are we going to purify our Pokemon?
Like you said we don't really have any options here.

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>>9582338
>Roll to kidnap

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>>9582756
You don't think we couldn't make our own thing, do you? Like, look into what makes the relic stone and the HQ Lab's chamber work and then make something ourselves?

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>>9582500
Alright.
>>9582767
Please go away.

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>>9582812
I mean, uh, we could try I guess.
Although how are we going to work that out if the Relic Stone isn't working?
Obviously the HQ Lab staff aren't just going to let us in.

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>>9582910
Well we could always go over there and study it ourselves? Maybe get some samples of whatever rock it's made of.
...You think we could steal the plans for the purification chamber?

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>>9583008
True, I guess.
Also fuck 33, maybe. Especially considering we're both much stronger now we should have no trouble breaking into the HQ Lab again.
That being said, do you think we could build our own purification chamber?

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>>9583128
Hell, I'm sure we could do a frontal assault.
>33 laughs a bit.
Doubt it, we'd need one of the science nerds from back at base probably.

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>>9583314
Considering we probably could have done that last time, yeah.
Which is probably for the best since they've probably upped security since we were last there.
Also yeah, probably.

Hello /par/
What do you do usually do when you know you could have helped someone avoid a tragic fate, but you did not to avoid breaking the law and rules?

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>>9583548
Hell I'm sure I could teleport in and you could make a distraction. You'd need a HELL of a distraction though.
...Explosives?
>>9583651
Apologize to the person in question? Try to help if they aren't dead. Otherwise, revenge is always a dish best served with poison.

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>>9583651
Bust out the wine. Fine wine makes everything feel better.

>>9583717
Pokemon, not person. Given the rumors he is probably dead, and I'm not much of a fighter.
Wait, didn't I meet you a few days ago?

>>9583723
Sorry, I don't drink alcohol. Yes, that puts me at odds with most of Kalos.

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>>9583717
I'm sure gunfire would be a big enough distraction for you.
Maybe I could even have Skarms Shadow Rush some guards or something, we'll see.

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>>9583811
No alcohol...? Maybe.... Get laid? Might help get your mind off it.
Sorry to hear, what kind of Pokemon was he?

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>>9583811
You're going to have to give me a bit more info here. Do you know who did it?
And... Probably? You looking for someone to look into it?
>>9583944
Man this is going to be fun. I still remember most of the building so I think I could teleport inside.

>>9583951
The time is not right for that.
It was a Lucario.

>>9584007
Shalour City gym, I think you and a friend went there for a delivery and Korrina was not there at the time.
I just let her have the Lucario. I should have not, I should have taken him and pretend there was no delivery.

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>>9584106
Oh... Oh! I've heard some things about Korrina and Lucarios, are you telling me they're true..?

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>>9584007
Yep.
So this'll basically go down like last time, except this time I won't have to save you from a guard.
Hopefully.

>>9584222
The scandalous noises and her constant demands for more Lucario? Yes.
But I don't know what exactly happens in there, and I wish to not know.

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>>9584106
Oh, fucking hell. I'm sorry, look, uh, it wasn't your fault. You were just doing what you should have.
>>9584270
It'll go fiiiiiiiiine.
>33 elbows 77.
You want to go out somewhere?

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??

>>9584377
Therein lies the question, what is what I should have done?
It does not feel like I did what was right.

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>>9584377
Sure it will, I definitely won't have to save you again.
>33's attempt at elbowing 77 fails due to 33 hitting 77's armour.
...Nice try. Also what do you mean by that?

>>9584470
>Portal on a moving surface
Doesn't work.

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>>9584935
Probably just given it over. Wouldn't have wanted whatever she does to the Lucarios to be done to you, man.
>>9584958
Ow, fuck off, we'll do fine.
Like, go somewhere else and look for something cool?
I still need to grab some TMs and sell this stuff off. We could look for some trainers?

>>9585117
I didn't think that could have happened, yet, it feels like I could have done more, saved a life.
The League needs to purge these rotten, corrupted members.

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>>9585117
Yeah I know, I'm just messing with you.
Also uh, yeah. Where do you want to go?

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>>9585330
Hell, maybe talk to the league about it?
>>9585457
Hm...
>Check PDA.
Hone Claws is in Unova. Apparently in...Driftveil City. You want to do a field trip?

>>9585555
>Quadfail, oh boy.
>Forretress is ANGERY.
>Rolling for severity of Shadow Rushing 33 gets.

>>9585555
I should, but I doubt it will help.
That and it could put my source of income at risk.

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>>9585555
Sounds goo-
>>9585602
NO, 33!
>Out comes Magcargo level 38.
Magcargo, Flamethrower on Forretress!
>0 SpA Magcargo Flamethrower vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Forretress: 268-316 (276.2 - 325.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9585825
I'll gget back to you one of the pokemon in my team just got veyr pissed off. Fuckin' look into making a group or joinign the catalyst guys.
>>9585888
>Trips.
>Forretress is going to be out of battle for a few days.
Sweet fucking hell, 77.
>33 stands back up and coughs as he returns Forretress.
Thanks.

>>9585555
>>9585602
>>9585888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwKHxzfmAOY

>>9585825
That sounds... pretty fucked up, amigo.
I can try to call some people, ask for some favors.
No promises, though, I gave up the cloak and dagger shit myself.

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>>9585961
>Lucky is by no means a fast dino. By the time he notices what's going on it's already over. Baring his teeth, he hisses at Forretress's ball and raises an arm to smack at it... only to stop halfway, huffing angrily and gently picking 33 up.