ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) What's been going

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>>9562763
I died and came back to life, somehow, now I'm trying to translate a dead language so I can actually understand the plans I've gotten a hold of and build statues of Arceus big enough to hold a town in, hopefully those will help me get more people interested in Sinjoh.

>>9562807
have you seen mort?

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>>9562819
I haven't, I heard he just kinda vanished, why?

>>9562837
HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS

>>9562807
Have you contacted Cynthia? Last I heard she was doing quite abbot of research into ancient ruins and all things Sinjoh.

>>9562763
I got stuck on some swampy island south of Hoenn. And almost drowned in mud and water more times than I can remember.
Which was fun.

>>9562837
he traded his soul to bring you back to life and now his pokemon is plotting to murder his/your friends.

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>>9562763
I have been trying to grow a couple berry bushes and apparently they take a while.

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>>9562763
I've been mobilizing for war.. I mean a league run. Just need to secure myself a mega set for Mawile and a special nuker.

>>9562839
Kawaii....

>>9562839
MAKE HIS HAT PINK

arceus i wish every pokemon was male

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>>9562853
>>9562876
...What?
(I almost called this out as OOC but then I remembered Giratina and Mort talked about this online)

>>9562856
Cynthia? No, I'm not really important enough to just call up someone that famous and say "hey I've got some new stuff" or whatever.

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>UNIT ONE: LOCATION: BATTLE CAFE
>GOAL: LOOK COOL FOR COLRESS
>SECONDARY GOAL: CUT A STONE
>ACTION: KICK DOWN THE DOOR
WHERE ARE YOU, HUMAN: DESIGNATION: VI?

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Oh while we are fielding requests to god, what tribute must I offer to have Arceus almighty bestow upon me the secrets of the move Trick Room

>>9562978
yeah. i forget which one it was but he was talking to some seaweed thing about it.

>>9562978
Nah man, Cythia is suuuuper chill, I mean, when I went through snow point I saw her take the time out of her day to accept a battle from some scrub with 6 badges, then give him tips and medical treatment afterwords, that and she is CRAZY about ancient texts, if you were able to contact her I have no doubt she would be more than willing to help.

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>>9562981
>you fugged up
>busting down a door to a cafe ain't cool bro
>kicking the door into the face of a gengar also ain't cool
"Drax! You okay?"
>Vi pulls the door off her Gengar's head.
"What the... what are you!?"

>>9563056
>metagaming
>repeating vaguely what was discussed on an open forum to someone
>totally the same thing
ok

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(This is the last stuff I'm granting from Arceus. Kinda forgot to have him say he was done with requests so... Last stuff being granted is in this post.)
Alright kids, I'm granting this stuff and then I'm back to the Hall of Origins for a while. Maybe talk to the other dads or Jirachi if you reeeeeeally need something.
>>9562947
Cool. The hat is pink for thirty minutes or so.
>>9562971
Noooot granting this one. I'm sure you all just loooooove Mpreg, but it's kinda messy to incorporate.
>>9562984
Boom. Special, one use TM just for you - Trick Room.

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I have a Ferrothorn and an Audino. What would be the best team I could make with these pokemon? Stall?

>>9563146
TRICK ROOM TEAM.

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>>9563089
>The Genesect cocks its head. It's the closest thing it can manage to confusion, a mock look of bewilderment as if the answer should be obvious to everyone.
"DESIGNATION: UNIT ONE."
"OBJECTIVE: CUT A MEGA STONE."
"WHERE IS THE STONE?"

>>9563146
Give the 'thorn a rocky helmet and you've got a pretty good wall for physical attackers, especially backed up with an audino.

>>9563146
stall would work
get a skarmory they have hella def

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>>9563146
My personal suggestion would be Trick Room stall, doubles format. Audino finds little use outside of that, and even in this situation it will be of little assistance without its Mega Form.
However, Mega Forms are difficult to achieve. The bond between you two has to be strong. Unbreakable, even. Is this something the two of you possess?

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>>9563019
I doubt this, why would Mort just give up his life for a random idiot like me? I don't know how it happened but it sure wasn't that.

>>9563021
I'll... have to look into that, I guess.

>>9563269
check the backlogs if you don't believe me, it's all there. i'm not sure why he would do it either, but he did.

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>>9563187
How does that work?
>>9563218
Thank you.
>>9563229
I'll see if I can get one.
>>9563235
We've worked together since I started medical school and that was ten years ago. I like to think we have a good bond.

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>>9563192
"...That doesn't explain anything, why did you kick open the door like that? Someone could have been seriously hurt!"
>Vi sprays Drax with a potion
"Thankfully pokemon are made of stronger stuff than humans, but still!"
>She processes the other half of those statements.
"Uh, I've got it here..."
>She pulls out the stone, a glittering, but otherwise ordinary looking rock, waiting to be cut into a perfect sphere

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>>9563305
It sounds like you two do share quite the bond. Have faith in that and you should do fine.
Trick Room is a move. It distorts the area in which the battle takes place, making those Pokemon which move slowly attack before those of great speed.
>>9562905
Oh? And which League are you facing?

>>9563305
First you use the glorious move trick room, then you hit them really hard while being very tanky, since the only thing Ferrowthorn does not have is speed, and trick room makes low speed good, Audino is to sit thee and look cute, it's a bad Pokémon, but ultimately can do good enough as a heal bell wish cleric.

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>>9563359
>>9563388
Alright, thanks. Where would I get a Skarmory? I'll be honest I've only been out of Unova once to go to Orre for a seminar about field medicine and then we had to leave suddenly. Weird day.

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>While waiting for the robug to figure things out, Vi pulls out her dex
>>9563235
Unbreakable?... Uh, would having a Gengar since he was just a Ghastly be unbreakable enough? We've been together for 11 years, but I recently got a translator and uh, he doesn't talk, I think he can, but he just doesn't...

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>>9563317
"INJURY: TEMPORARY. EASILY REPAIRED. HENCE: IRRELEVANT."
>With both arms he reaches forward, clasping the small stone between his two "hands". The canon on his back shifts, whirring to life as it adjusts to focus on the rock.
"TECHNO BLAST: SIZE SETTING: MINIMAL."
"THIS IS A TEST RUN OF THE LASER FOCUS SETTING. COLRESS WILL REIMBURSE ANY DAMAGES TO YOUR GOODS."
>With the disclaimer out of the way the bug begins its work, small chips and pieces falling to the ground as the laser cuts away, the stone being spun between the two hands for maximum control. Ten minutes of nothing but the sound of the laser and the hissing of Unit One's ventilation systems... That's all it takes. From the ordeal come a double rose cut stone, yet to be unpolished, but still oddly beautiful. By no means is it perfect - this is, after all, his first attempt. Small flaws here and there signify this - an awkwardly cut angle, a chip on an edge... Minor things, visual flaws, but not functional ones. The stone will work, despite these flaws.
"IT IS FINISHED. PLEASE REPORT TO ADMIN COLRESS THE FUNCTIONALITY OF THIS STONE."

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>>9563861
>Vi blinks, taking the orb into her hands and rolling it around
"Thank you, uh... Unit One. I'll tell Colress if this works"
>She holds the Keystone up to the light, a small smile on her face.
"It looks good, that's for sure"

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>>9563552
Skarmory...
In Johto they were only found on Route 45, in Unova we only have them on Reversal Mountain. I cannot say for certain where they would be found in other regions.
>>9563577
I would believe so. Most trainers have one or two Pokemon they can Mega Evolve. Those Pokemon they share a much greater bond with than the rest of their team.... For me it is Alakazam and Musharna. I cannot Mega Evolve any of my other Pokemon, despite having the stones.
For you it is likely your Gengar that will fufill this role.

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>>9563998
>Another tilt of the head, an inquisitive whirr and a click... a question, vocalized by not worded. He recognizes the mistakes in the design, even if she doesn't.
"IS THIS ALL YOU REQUIRE?"

>>9563552
I've uh, seen a few flying around the island I was at. South of Hoenn.
But it's not exactly a pleasant place.
Swamps aren't fun.

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>>9564044
"Yes, thanks."

>>9564012
I'm just worried not close enough to him, since he's not talking...

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>>9564012
Reversal Mountain? Thank you, miss!
>Rolling for Dan's success.
>>9564078
As much as I'd love to go down to Birth Island and get killed by Deoxys I still have a few more years in me.

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So what time can we expect spam from you guys, today?

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>>9564078
>>9564177
Birth island doesn't have a swamp...

>>9564177
>>9564213
It's not one island, it's a chain of them. Really swampy, and seemingly unpopulated.
Not developed at all as far as I can tell.
Got stuck there for a few weeks.
(OOC, this is a custom region being introduced)

>>9564202
Probably immediately now that you've reminded whatever shitstain that's doing it about it.

>>9564202
The falseflag will begin shortly

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>>9564202
( It ain't any of our dudes, fampai. )
( Somebody with an axe to grind with one if not both of us is trying their damndest to bait us into raiding each other's threads. )
( I apologize for the local shitgargler making himself your problem, but it's not any of the active participants here. )

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>>9564137
A preference for silence is not all the uncommon. Did he spend much time attempting to communicate verbally before you received a translator?
>>9564177
.... and have you had any success?

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>>9564314
Yeah I found a very angry one, uh- be back, fuck.
>Rolling to not get horribly maimed.

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Everyone, I have an announcement.

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>>9564202
No one
Now go back to ex-aid dan sr.

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>>9564378
You finally found out that mega stones aren't edible? Because that would be an amazing announcement.

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>>9564451
I am the champion of Kanto.

>>9564234
How are you communicating, satellite?

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>>9564468
What the hell? Since when? You've been sitting on the couch sniffing your Darkrai's hair for the past three days, when the hell?

>>9564514
Yeah.
Boat got low on fuel, so I stopped here.
Trying to get someone to pick me up.

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Ahem.

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HAKAKAKAKAKA-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whats the haps

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I heard PAR was missing a dragon trainer~?

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>>9564590
>>9564606
That trial sucked! There wasn't even a challenge! It was just a random Totem Hakamo-o out of nowhere!

>>9564565
Did you get someone to actually get you out? I wouldn't waste energy on Internet forums.

>>9564755
...No.
No I haven't.
Maybe I should look around for help?

>>9562763
Bored in bed again, soon I'll be out.
Beats gaving visits from crazy relatives, though.

>>9564740
Hey Sun, does anything in particular happen if you take the challenge, "do" a trial then leave Alola for a few months and come back?

>>9564691
Noice

>>9564691
Yes unironically

>>9564833
We have 2 gimmek teams and counting but no dragon specialists.

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I suppose now is as good of a time as any to get the family back together.

>>9564882
We have at least two people with a large quantity of dragons.

>>9564882
Hilbert's only non dragon Pokemon is that Kartana, and Francis' only non dragon Pokemon is that Volcarona PC.
>>9564907
Are those the characters you were thinking of or...?

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>>9564810
Um... I dunno, never tried it! I think the Tapus would just be really disappointed?
.... hey, what's up with the quotation marks around do...?

>>9564939
Well, that's one of the two I had in mind.

>>9564810
Crazy relative visits?
My friend, I have to know. I had a crazy relative visit back at my previous house. It ended in cops dragging her off.

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>>9564905
Holy shit, boss! You're alive!

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>>9565012
Robert. Right? I remember liking you, if you want to keep up with the family I'll be in touch.
Consider your vacation in Alola paid.
I have something to attend to in a certain forest.
>Rolling for travel time, last number.

>>9564939
Honestly the more I hear about the competition the less worried I get, how can two of the major competitors both get shredded by anything with access to a fairy or ice beam. My team is running at like 50% power and I think I can take an all dragon team already

>>9565131
Oh, Francis and Hilbert aren't associated with the League. They're just Flare and Aether workers, respectively.

>>9564969
Well, if it is of any relief, I had to go away because of my line of work at the time.
Don't mind the quotation marks, the spirit of the trial was followed.

>>9564997
Mother disagreed with my life choices, including my significant other. Things got real loud but I had the upper hand.

>>9565158
Oh thank god, I take it the league has the sensibility to not employ type specialists.

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>>9565089
Uh,... Right. Thanks Boss, not sure what you're looking for, but good luck.

There's no easy way to get a light acid burn off a suit, is there?

Asking for a friend.

>>9565194
No, gyms still have a type specialty.

>>9564905
I do certainly hope you take no offense to some of your... Family taking their talents elsewhere in your absence.

>>9565252
Use more acid to counter act

>>9565282
Tried that the first time.
Burned a hole through the bottom of my trailer.

>>9565163
My sister had a similar grudge with me.
In your case, it sounds like things were resolved with minimal issue other than some screaming. I wish I was that lucky.

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>>9564314
Not really, but I thought that was because he knew he couldn't.

>>9565309
Well, other than being disowned and basically burning bridges with my family, yeah.

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>Quincy sighs, getting up for the first time in hours
"Stupid fucking scrolls... hey Oathkeeper, Oblivion, can you guys read these? You're pretty old right?"

>>9565360
Shit, dude. Are you at least financially independent?
In my case, it ended with the crazy relative snapping and getting arrested.
It turns out she wanted to kill me and take my Pokemon.

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>>9565495
>Am Key
>no eyes
>no mouth
What do you THIS

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Everyone.
I am the king of Alola.

>>9565644
What do you think.

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>>9565349
No, most Pokemon still attempt verbal communication. My assumption is that they hold out hope that their trainer will learn the language.

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>>9565644
>Honedge have eyes, tho, let's say you can see through the heart shaped part of the key
"I think you might have a shot at reading these, man"

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>>9565660
WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET TO ALOLA? I swear if you renamed the bathroom "Alola"....
>Alain runs off to the back room to look for Tobias.

>>9565692
(Obviously I mean Honedge line, not just Honedge)

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>>9565692
>Clank.
Hey, I got this. Let me see, he sucks at reading, I rock, let me see.

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>>9565692
>ok dude if you say so
>floats around to take a look
Da hell am I looking at,
Where did you get this?

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>>9565730
>Nope he isn't there.
I am going to beat Nanu and become the king of Alola.

>>9565637
Financially independent, about to get laid off but with a plan for the future.
And damn, dude. I've seen crazies but not this murderously crazy. At least it was a good end.

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>>9565761
Oh by my guest, smug little chain over here thinks he's an expert just because you got a higher magic stat.

>>9565800
(Pay no attention to the fact that oatherkeeper has the higher magic star, he's a little slow)

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>>9565770
What the hell? Very funny, Tobias, how the hell did you sneak out without anyone noticing?

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>>9565865
Because.
I am the new king of Alola.

>>9565785
Luckily I had a Steel-Type crashing on my couch.
She came in with a meat cleaver and managed to get it stuck in a Bisharp's shoulder.
Pretty sure my family bought her bullshit, but they're in Kanto, she's in prison, and I'm working happily in Unova.
So, I don't give a fuck about what they think.
I'm sorry to hear you're getting laid off, but at least you've got a game plan.

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>>9565894
I said HOW Tobias, HOW. Fucking hell, can you even count how many fingers you have right now?!

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>>9565943
Exactly 11.

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>>9565761
>Quincy steps aside, letting the keys look at the scrolls
"Brain split or something? You used to be the same person so..."
>He shrugs

>>9565764
"You were there! Remember that temple we fought off a bunch of haunters in? Same place"

>>9565660
Guillotines are still trendy, aren't they?

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>>9565800
>CLANK.
Just because you always lose and I always win makes me the better one, obviously, always, the better one, yes.
>>9565953
>CLANK.
>Squint.
...
...
I need my glasses.
>Equip magnifying glass.
Yes, yes, of course, yes. I see.

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>>9565800
"...You have the higher magic stat in the games though"

>>9565977
"So... can you read it?

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>>9565951
One off. How much of your Darkrai did you smoke?

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>>9566032
Alain.
Kings do not smoke.

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>>9566058
Alola doesn't even have a monarchy anymore!

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>>9565977
>Dubfail.
>He doesn't see.
>>9566010
>Equip larger magnifying glass.
Of course, of course. Just a moment.
>Rolling...

>>9566111
(holy shit we found the source of Quincy's bad luck)

>>9565912
Did the Bisharp recover? That could have ended badly for their.
Also what is with Kanto and all the crazies, they all come from either there or Kalos.

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>>9566111
(Tripp fail lol)
>projecting
Dude we all know you can't read.

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>>9566096
Not until I make another monarchy.

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>>9566139
Kanto is full of people with "traditional values" and the belief those values should be defended by force.
Me? I'm on the other side, I don't think those values hold up and I'm willing to fight to change them for the better.
Speaking of which, I got my Keystone cut, so now I just need to find a Gengarite and work with my pokemon so we can get stronger, which means training!
...I have about twenty cans of Monster energy, this is going to be a long session of battling anything we can.

>>9566139
She recovered fully, although it took a little while.
Funny story about Kanto and Kalos being crazy, though, my sister chased me from one to the other for this.

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>>9566111
>If that glass gets any larger the paper is going to catch fire
"Dude just stop, you tried"

>>9566159
"Well, not this, at least"

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>>9566159
Fuck you.
>>9566220
No, I can do it. Just watch.
>Squint really hard.
>Rolling.

>>9566220
Hey boss, I got it!
It says: Praesent tempus libero neque, vitae rhoncus felis consequat vel. Nulla at dapibus kappa purus. Ut et posuere purus, id pharetra magna. (In case it's not obvious He's got no idea)
Also related note, what language is this?

>>9566259
>be paper
>roll to catch on fire

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>>9566164
How?! Alola isn't even an independent country, Tobias!

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>>9566259
>>9566321
"...Sinjonian, and you made that translation up completely"

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>>9566321
That's latin.
>>9566424
It's too hard to read. I want to kill it. Can I kill it?

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>>9566390
Here are my crowning photos.

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>>9566449
"No, you can't kill it, it's one of a kind and I need to read it, I guess I'll just keep using the stupid book. Thanks for trying though"

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>>9566191
W-What sort of disrespect is this!?
Kanto's traditions will not be discarded by the roadside like some last-year's-Kalosian-fashion!
We will not be cowed by some foreign radical.
Ugh, I should go work out before I get any angrier.

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>>9566483
Foreign!? I'm Kantonian born and raised, Cerulean is my home town!

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>>9566460
Those pictures are from the Sinnoh Conference, ass! You didn't even remove Cynthia from the picture!

>>9566191
I know that they are retrograde enough to be the laughing stock of every region outside of the Kanto-Johto cluster, I just really wish to know what is that makes them that godsdamned aggressive.
I blame the E4 and the Leagues in general.


>>9566197
Well, that's a way to hop around the world. Nice to know she recovered, she could have lost the arm if it had gone deep enough.

>>9566483
Put a shirt on, hippie.

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>>9566526
Sorry, that's the old one.

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>>9566539
Yeah, and Bruno is one of the prime examples of that Kantonian thickheaded bullshit. I think Lance knows we need to modernize, but as a dragon Trainer... Well, he doesn't want to admit he's been outclassed by Fairies.

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>>9566472
But it...
>Squint.
>Rolling for comprehension.

>>9566599
(Holy shit he really is a fucking bad luck magnet)

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>>9566599
"I got this"
>Rollan

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>>9566513
Really? Your rhetoric reeks of Kalos, or those wierdos in Unova!
No true son or daughter of Kanto would give such wishy-washy nonsense the time of day.
>>9566556
Hippie!? I am a martial artist!
And I don't even own a shirt to put on!

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>>9566588
Lance isn't even a dragon trainer! All of his fucking dragons are Dragonite, the only thing his team has in common is a Flying secondary typing!
>>9566569
Damnit Tobias, that is clearly.... Ugh, did you at least finish whatever stoner campaign you were on?

>>9566658
You're a dirty hippie who needs a haircut.

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>>9566656
Wait.
>SQUINT LOUDLY

>>9566665
>One off
You could have stopped everyone else from getting it, but nooo

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>>9566665
In due time.

>>9566666

owo what's this

>>9566588
Nothing wrong with dragon types, but maybe I say this a steel fan. Well, steel and psychic fan.
Yeah, Bruno sounds like a typical musclehead.

>>9566658
Yep, a typical Kantoese.

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>>9566704
(I didn't even notice the quints 6 was coming up, I'm surprised I got that close at all.)
>>9566719
Well, how long is that going to take? We do have a gym to run.

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>>9566810
Well now that I am the king of Alola. I need someone to help.

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>>9566588
Pah, fairies! Burn them!

>>9566556
He does not need a shirt, his PASSION for battling keeps him warm!

>>9566658
Yo, you tell them!

>>9566892
'Sup, ronald mcdonald.

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>>9566658
A REAL KANTONIAN WOULD REALIZE WE NEED TO KEEP UP WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD OR WE ARE GOING TO WITHER UP AND DIE AS A REGION!

>>9566665
...Well then picking Pokemon from outside of Kanto and Johto can only help him!

>>9566805
I didn't say dragon types are bad, but they've been placed on a pedestal in Kanto for years and years, and that needs to stop!

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>>9566658
>>9566892
Here comes the turdcrew. Man someone needs to stop letting you out of your cages.
Arrived at the Unova League too late, rip, everyone died. I'm the new champ.

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>>9566929
... did I miss the memo about being dead?

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>>9566929
I wish I was dead.

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>>9566926
Help him what? Get demolished by Ice types even harder?
>>9566823
Help with what? I don't get it Tobias, what are you doing? Are you looking to help someone else or looking for someone to help you?

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>>9566986
Shhhhhh I need to get the crystals, I can't get the crystals if you keep freaking out.

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>>9566924
Burns do not affect fire types, dummy!

>>9566929
Hah, Alola! The region without gyms trying to play with the big boys! Everyone laugh at them!

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>>9567044
I'm not freaking out! This is a reasonable reaction to someone planning to overthrow a government over some crystals!

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>>9567044
Ya just gotta like.... chill out man......

>>9567103
At least Alola's Elite Four uses the types they specialize in, Mr Two-Fire-Types.

>>9566968
>how to know if jiji is playing a character
>wait until he uses a hand drawn pic of the character
>cause jiji is a great artist

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>>9566949
Yep, sorry, dude. You're donezo. Go home.
>>9566968
Wish mf granted.
>Mina splats Grimsley with pink paint.
>>9567103
Yeah but they don't. We have sickass island gods that bro it up with everyone, get on my level.
>>9567200
(But I'm Jiji.)

>>9567195
>At least my regions best trainers cripple themselves more effectively by needlessly sticking to a theme

>>9567209
>Aren't we all jiji?

>>9567232
>Being so shit you can't win consistently with a team archetype

>>9567232
Yeah, it's dumb, but "I'm a Fire Type Trainer!" and then having a team with only two Fire Types is pretty dumb, too.

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>>9566892
Oh my fucking god not you again, is that fireball you call hair eating all the oxygen that's supposed to go to your brain?

>>9566986
Hah, maybe, or he could find a dragon that isn't completely fucked by ice, like a Mega Charizard.

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>>9567209
>Splet upon.
>Consider suicide heavily.
>Roll to want to die less.
Welcome to the Unova League.

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>>9566685
"...Oblivion, you're going to hurt yourself if you keep trying this hard, you can't read it, Oathkeeper can't read it, and I need a book to even attempt to read it. We all suck at translating stupid scrolls, it's okay"

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>>9567209
Oh no. How unfortunate. I suppose now I will get to live out whichever of Shauntal's friendfictions involved the Ghost version of me.
>Caitlin swoons, falling onto the League's common room couch

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>>9567301
>Sad failblade noises.
I'm going to bed.
>Get into bed.
>Pull blanket over self.
>Try not to cry.
>Cry a lot.

>>9567333
(TRIPLE FAILS AGAIN)

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>>9567333
"...You don't sleep. Oblivion"

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>>9567171
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
>>9567188
Hello, welcome to Tobias's brothel.

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>>9567195
Yo, that was a momentary eam.

>>9567209
Pffff, we have the literal freakin' gods of everything here.

>>9567232
>>9567271
MOMENTARY TEAM

>>9567275
Yo, it's the soon to be ash pile!

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>Read through thread
>someone is legit playing Roxas from Kingdom Hearts
>without even a hint of irony

OK then.

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>>9567352
(help)
>>9567360
...
>Roll to sleep.

>>9567410
(It's actually a weeb cosplayer named Quincy, the keyblades are a Doublade)

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>>9567275
How about no? The Kanto League already has one person with a Mega Charizard ace.
>>9567385
BROTHEL? What the fuck are you doing, I thought you were getting Z crystals?!

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>>9567360
Boss why do you even care about these stupid scrolls? I vote we go fight more stuff, that's always fun.
>>9567410
Two more people are playing his blades and trying to fuking read his STUPID SCROLLS.

>>9567467
Oh thank god.

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>>9567466
>He KOs himself
"...Or maybe you do, you've never done that before"

>>9567410
(cosplayer, not actually Roxas)

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>>9567501
"...I'm not even going to question how you're still awake. Anyways, the scrolls are a blueprint for a building, a big one, huuuuge statue of Arceus, and given that I'm pretty sure he brought me back from the dead and I owed him a favor before, I figure building seventeen of these all across our favorite frozen deadland will honor him enough to pay it back"

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>>9567385
Ooh la la

>>9567232
Maybe more trainers should specialize in two types, don't you think?

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>>9567556
I'm still awake silly, didn't you know doublades are two Pokémon?

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>>9567492
That and making some money.
>>9567558
The hottest wenches are all yours, for only 200 penningas.

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>>9567615
"Dude when we were evolving you all I could tell was that the Oblivion replica I ordered was being possessed, I didn't know if you were like, just gonna control both, or split off, or if some new other spirit entirely was gonna show up, I still don't know if it was just a personality split or what"

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>>9567633
Oh but I don't have that kind of money, perhaps we can come to an... agreement?

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Help 4champ how do I stop failing.
>Roll to not cry.

>>9567505
(Yeah there's a guy that thinks he's actually Kamina too, runs with a cosplay group, but Quincy is on his own in that department)

>>9567561
Why even theme around type at all, why not go for rain synergy or sun, or even a entery hazard phazing team, or a TRICK ROOM team.

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>>9567633
When the hell did you get the people for a brothel?! Is that even legal?

>>9567668
Gratz dude ya finally got a success
>am the proud

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>>9567665
If you are trying to seduce me your feminine wiles will not work on the king of Alola. Begone vile wench.
>>9567699
Alain, a wench is trying to seduce me. I have just made murder legal.
FOR THE KING!

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>>9567649
Nah I just let my friend move in, honestly thought you knew. Oh well, meowths out of the bag now I guess.

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>>9567731
Ah but what about when I do my SPIN MOVE
>BITCHES LOVE SPIN MOVES

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>>9567731
TOBIAS I SWEAR TO FUCK I WILL FLY OVER THERE AND DRAG YOU BACK BY THE HAIR

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>>9567708
Someone help.

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>>9567782
Two in a row friend
>#oneunit
>#twoblades

there's someone outside my apartment with a boombox, how do i make them go away

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>>9567740
"I didn't, but that's cool to know I guess"
>He shrugs, looking back through the scrolls
>rollan to see if he can fucking translate them

>>9562763
Uh, like, my boyfriend got disowned.
It kinda sucked, but I get the feeling it was a long time coming.
I'm just hoping his mom doesn't try to, like, y'know... kill me or anything.

>>9567990
boombox back at them with your mixtape

>>9567990
Throw an Axe at them

>>9567990
Try telling them people are trying to sleep and to turn it off?

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>>9567996
Hey master, what's our rap name, can we be 2 chainz, PLEASE.

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>>9567996
>Roll to give Quincy good luck.
>>9568061
No.

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>>9567781
I am king tobais is new, self appointed, lead attorney and I'm afraid you can't do that

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>>9568061
"First, I thought I said to not call me master because that's creepy, secondly, I don't think you can rap, but if you two can, you can use that name"
>No fucking progress

>>9568083
>STILL no fucking progress
>fuck Sinjonian as a language

>>9568007
>>9568011
>>9568046
Did all three in succession (borrowed my roommate's body spray, hope he doesn't mind)
It screeched "jynx" a couple dozen times, threw a snowball at my window, and is still going
help

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>>9568083
>KLANK
Well then hotshot, what's your idea?

>>9568113
Pokemon with a boombox...
Uhh... Battle time?

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>>9568099
...
>Roll to give Quincy bad luck?
>>9568122
...Oathblivion?

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>>9568087
Objection!

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>>9568146
The Keynote Speakers.

>>9568137
Nigga all I have in here is a half-asleep pet abra you outta your fucking mind if i'm gonna make him try and fight something smart enough to work a ghettoblaster

>>9568000
Damn, mom be controlling.

>>9568113
Throw a snowball at their boombox.

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>>9568122
>nice roll for nothin, Oath
>>9568146
>why would you do this
>>9568182
"Why are you guys so focused on making a rap group?"
>STUPID FUCKING SCROLL REVEAL YOUR SECRETS
>WHERE THE FUCK IS CAM TO HELP WITH THE RUNES

>>9568204
It's the middle of May so I'm like 80% sure it just like ice-type magic'd its own up.

I could throw ice from the fridge at it?

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>>9568148
OBJECTION!!!
KING TOBAIS SAID IM THE ONLY ONE TO SAY THAT IN AROUND HERE!!

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>>9568182
That works.
>>9568243
>Cover eye with stupid keychain.
WHY DID WE DECIDE TO POSSESS THESE HORRIBLE KEYS.
>Roll to not have a breakdown.

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>>9568243
Boss once this scroll shit is done we are gonna have to build all those holy arks like the scrolls say right? That's gonna cost money, I'm just trying to start up a side hustle to fund that shit.

>>9568204
Yeah, bro. We were, like, making wedding jokes right up until she grabbed me. Starting a fight in a hospital room is, like, so not cool.
So, like... I dunno what to do right now, other than, like, shitpost and chill with him.
I feel a little guilty, even though, like, this was so totally coming already.

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>>9568282
"Dude I don't know, Oathkeeper just fucking possessed the replica in my room when I was like, twelve, and then you followed when we were in Kanto that one time Zem got lost"

>>9568311
>CURSED KEYBLADES HOLY FUG
"I actually have a plan for that, we didn't really look through houses and temples when we were training in Sinjoh, and the one time we did we found these scrolls and a bunch of gold, so I was thinking we just use the resources that are already in those cities, since they were going to be used for this stuff anyways"

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>>9567781
Alain. I'm going to need a lawyer to get rid of this man following me around.
...Alain. You're from Kalos. Where are your headchoppers.

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>>9568370
You cont stop the power of love

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>>9568353
I think I need a therapist.

>>9568243
>Ian: wake the fuck up
"Y'know, Ill just do a long walk to the nearest town or city and get a proper trainer license"
"Enjoy your scrolls"
>Ian: come back whenever but probably for when Cam shows up and that means a long time

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>>9568370
But my king I am a lawyer
You hired me remember?

>>9568351
Why would you feel guilty for something out of your control? Did you even meet her before?

> tfw I realize I could have been fleshing out my Chars backstory and developing their team, possibly even stepping into the forefront finally, but no, I've been making a rap career as oathkeeper.

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>>9568087
Watch me.
>>9568370
I'm not going to have Bisharp use Guillotine on your stalker.
Give me a bit to fly over there, try not to get kidnapped until then.
>Rollin' for how many posts until Alola

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>>9568386
I am calling the police.
>>9568426
No. There are no lawyers allowed in my brothel.
I need to get my crystals, goodnight.
>>9568531
ALAIN HELP.

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>>9568311
>>9568387
>Cast Form Change.
>Human.
>2 hours.

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>>9568387
"Oh? What's up?"
>>9568465
(join the circus, we all juggle)

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>>9568557
>no lawyers allowed in my brothel
As you wish sir
But these are my only pair of clothes
May I be your royal crystal handler?
>>9568531
>closes eyes
No

>>9568444
I shouldn't. First time i met her, like, she's storming her son's hospital room to shit-talk him.
The dude nearly died, and like, all she can think about is screaming at him!?
'Chu're right - fuck her.

>>9568612
>Dude, I've put more work into developing the freaking Salazzle whore(yea that's me) than my main trainer. What am I doing?

>>9568652
Work on that lisp dude, or should I say Ray,

>>9568674
(Nothing wrong with that)
(Welcome to PAR)

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>>9568584
Oh, ive got boobs now... neat.

>>9568258
You should totally do that.

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>>9568674
(Funposting, that's what)
>>9568636
Suit yourself.
>>9568557
Come on Tobias, are we getting your crystals or not?
> Being both shorter and scrawnier than Tobias there is little chance of fulfilling his promise and dragging him back by the hair, so he settles for getting as close as possible to that, tugging lightly on Tobias' hair.

>>9568774
I did.

It's now wiggling suggestively in my general direction.

I think I fucked up.

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>>9568691
Guilty, bro.
I'm gonna go chill with the famalam, yo.
>Zapmouse: go do that.
>Movie night, featuring godawful films to laugh at.

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>>9568584
I-
>>9568612
Why do I have legs. Why is everything dark.
I'm going to the bathroom. And I'm not coming out until everything is normal.
>Roll to not bang into the doorframe on the way there.

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>>9568747
"...what"
>VERY CONFUZZLED WEEB NOISES

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>>9568636
...That is Alain's job.
>>9568800
Ow, ow, yes.
>Follow the Alain.

>>9568802
Throw more ice
More ice
More

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cock

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>>9568853
Oh, hey boss.
Quick question:
>grabs knockers
What's up with these?
Preeeety sure I'm a dude ghost.

>>9568892
C O C K

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>>9568800
>>9568878
I shall follow you oh great king

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>>9568878
>He leads them outside, squinting as the harsh light hits his eyes.
Do you even know where we're supposed to be go-
>A momentary pause as the words register, a brief, full stop both vocally and physically as the words register, Alain turning to give Tobias a blank stare.
What job did you just assign to me?

>>9568925
C O C K
O C K C
C K C O
K C O C

>>9568883
I dumped the entire ice container thingy on her.

She has now discarded the boombox and is shimmying up the fire escape
H E L P

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>>9568892
Cock

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>>9568983
Cock

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>Roll 1: this post number
>Halved and rounded up
>Roll 2: post number below
>Standard rolling

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>>9569041
>rool

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>>9568959
Please get a job, hobo man.
>>9568962
You hold the crystals.
>Alain gained: 1x Darkinium Z, 1x Grassium Z and 1x Firium Z.
We need to get the dragon one.
>Rolling for if Tobias can become slightly lucid.

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>>9568892
>Alcock is missing
>Time to steal his coompuutah
Cock!

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>Risky play time.
>Hidden roll: Go.

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Did somebody order a hot pepperoni pizza pie? That'll be 13 Pokedollars plus tip!

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>roll to see if actually having eyes lets me read the FUCKING SCROLLS

Welp, back to work I guess

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>>9569174
"Yeah, bro, I got 'chu."
>Ray: tip the pizza dude.
>Junk food and movies with John and the senpai, fuck yiss

>>9569174
(That's $0.13 in USD)

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>>9568849
"That would be a good id-"
>>9568906
>Reminder that pokemon turned human don't start with clothes
>VERY AWKWARD QUINCY BLUSHING AT INCREDIBLY HIHG SPEEDS
"UH- UM I DON'T KNOW IF I KNEW I WOULD TELL YOU!"

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>>9569207
Thank you, have a nice day!
>Drives back to Pizza parlor

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>>9569123
... okay.
>The gems are stuffed in his pockets without a second thought, the right hand left in the pocket to fiddle with one of the crystals.
And the Dragon one is where, exactly?

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>>9569041
>>9569072
>Wow, nice
>Get some messages going

>>9568811
>"Good news, legs out of the plaster tomorrow"
>"Ribcage and left arm still in waiting, probably through the week"
>"Called the Pokemon Center as well, Panoptes is going to take some more days but he will recover"

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>>9569238
Are you alright boss?
>steps closer in oblivious concern
You seem... agitated?

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>>9569254
>Tobias is still stoned off his ass.
On Poni Island. We must become the kings of Poni Island

Hey, I got redirected here from the NTR threads to be taught cuckolding. Where do I start?

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>>9569301
Did someone say poni?

>>9569326
By getting dubs. Like so.

>>9569361
>fail

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>>9569299
>STEREOTYPICAL ANIME NOSEBLEED: HAPPEN
"YOU ARE CURRENTLY AN ATTRACTIVE CHICK FLASHING YOUR TITS IN MY FACE DUDE, HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE THIS IS AWKWARD FOR ME"
>Quincy falls back in his chair, bonking against the floor
>Reminder not to actually lewd the underage characters

>>9569326
Try to fight someone Ray likes and he'll godmod to cuck you.

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>>9569207
"Pizza!"

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"Wahah, evening guys! Anyone wanna suck on my balls?"

>>9569438
ME

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>>9569381
(Oh shit you right, forgot about the one rule)
>tries to keep a straight face
>fails
Pffffft
Hahahah
I'm just messing with you Boss!
Honestly, cut me some slack, I've been a price of metal for a few thousand years, I deserve to have some fun with a body for once. ANYWHO Is oblivion alright in there?
>looks toward Riku shaped indent in doorframe
He kinda messed up the wall over there

>>9569438
(I mean if you wanna complete the cosplay quadrant, sure, but don't actually try playing Sora)

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>>9569301
.... right. I'm gonna take a safe guess and say you don't know the way....
>Alain pulls his phone from the left pocket, scrolling and browsing Google maps for a few minutes before returning the phone to its rightful place.
Come on, it's this way.
>Rather than pulling on Tobias' hair again he grabs his cloak and tugs, turning on his heel and heading towards the nearest ferry.