HG Thread
HAVE YOU GUYS EVER SAT DOWN.. AND JUST REALLY... SERIOUSLY.. THOUGHT.. ABOUT HOW CRAZY SMART WHOEVER MADE CUPS IS?
I MEAN, REALLY THINK ABOUT IT. CUPS.
>>9534313
But consider this
Steel cups
>>9534329
OH MY GOD
>>9534313
I would rp with you but I'm way past tired. See you all later.
>>9534349
>>9534280
Thanks for the thread.
>>9534279
>he pushes them against his face with a bit more force
I ain't really bribing you, I'm giving ya candy so ya do the right thing and not have a fucking toddler kill me next time! If ya had let me win from the beginning this wouldn't be happening right now! Take the damn kit-kats!
>>9534299
>before Ginshi knows it, the metallic guy takes his candy
Oi! That shit ain't for you! Give it back before you get yer ass beat!
>>9534304
I still do love candy. Any kinda food is good food, even if it's shitty junk food that makes ya fat. It ain't a problem as long as ya work off the weight.
>>9534313
>"Have you sat down and seriously thought about just how much nobody cares about your complete nonsense?"
You're on to talk, Max.
>>9534367
>implying
Fingers would let all the water slowly drip out
>>9534356
THESE EXIST? WHERE DO I GET TH-
>>9534367
WHICH CAME FIRST, THE CUP OR THE HANDS?
>>9534361
HEY, I'M FRIENDS WITH THAT GUY, IT'S FINE, HE'S ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE, OR SOMETHING, MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW. IT'S FINE.
>>9534374
IF YOU THINK IT'S NONSENSE YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVEN'T THOUGHT HARD ENOUGH ABOUT IT, MORON.
>>9534304
Well you just kinda gave me a snickers cause I hosted...I-I mean I appreciate it...bu-but these kind of things shouldn't be used as bribes.
>>9534361
>Deku lets out a long sigh as TetsuTetsu takes the candy. Izuku just kind of walks away, deciding that it'd probably be for the best if he went to bed.
I-I think I'm just gonna go to bed. Good night.
>tfw you'd make the world ava map but you're lazy, don't have decent editing software, and it would likely be easily to tell you made it as well
>>9534395
Photoshop.
Odds: Take a bath
Evens: Play vidya
Dubs: Host
>>9534411
Deliver.
>>9534304
Aaah, what a glutton. I can certainly see why you gave up with the normal wearisome duties of an angel. Kah-ha! But enough talk.
>She downs the rest of the glass, before tossing it aside and letting it shatter on the ground.
I've had my fill of this place for one day. Good luck, Stocking.
>>9534357
>>9534349
>Don't forget collapsible steel cups made for camping
>>9534392
>"And I don't think you think, at all."
Max, don't insult the locals, even if it is incredibly entertaining.
>>9534408
>says he doesn't have decent editing software
>"dude, just use decent editing software!"
>>9534411
witnessed
>>9534420
Man of my word.
First 24, I'll bump if I need to.
>>9534408
Too much of a moralfag to pirate, and too poor to buy the full deal or the subscription.
>>9534441
Gascoigne
>>9534441
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
>>9534426
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? YOU'RE NOT IN MY HEAD. IF I DIDN'T THINK, THEN HOW WOULD I KNOW WHAT'S GONNA COME OUTTA MY MOUTH? EXPLAIN THAT.
>>9534441
Mikun
>>9534441
Rika
>>9534392
How about ya ask me nicely instead of getting all grabby grabby with my shit?
>>9534394
I think that's a smart idea. I have eight hours to get some other kinda candy to bribe ya with. Candy ya won't be able to resist. Have a good night unfair host.
>>9534313
I'd say something about how you're spending your time young man, but I'd rather not appear rude
>>9534441
Kindred Hunter
>>9534395
I did it in GIMP + Paint. Both are free and easy to use.
>>9534441
Sterling Archer
>>9534441
Inkling
>>9534442
Gimp?
>>9534430
It's super easy to pirate Photoshop.
>>9534441
Sanae Kochiya
>>9534441
Sam and Max
>>9534441
Shirazu Ginshi
>>9534441
Eggman-kun
>>9534441
Kaho
>>9534441
Len
>>9534441
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9534441
Stocking Anarchy
>>9534441
Ririchiyo
>>9534441
Kumin Tsuyuri
>>9534441
Uriko Nonomura
>>9534441
Grora
>>9534441
Cream
>>9534441
Bunny
>>9534457
BUT I WOULD'VE GOTTEN THE SAME RESULT EITHER WAY, AND MY WAY WAS FASTER, SO STOP COMPLAINING, SHARKTEETH.
>>9534459
YOU'RE ALREADY APPEARING PRETTY RUDE AFTER NOT LETTING ME COME WITH YOU ON YOUR HUNTING TRIP.
>>9534441
Lana's mother
>>9534441
Eric Andre
>>9534441
Catling gun
>>9534452
>"How do you know that you do? Explain /that/!"
Just ignore Max's philosophical abuse, he's just desperate for attention.
>"PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEE!"
>>9534441
Merak
>>9534519
PLEASE CONTROL YOUR DUMB PET RABBIT. IT'S PISSING ME OFF.
>>9534441
Sakura
>>9534484
Explain to me why you have to many YouTube or I swear to God I will dump a bunch of candy bars into a garbage disposal.
>>9534441
Ash Crimson
>>9534361
Never a problem for me no matter how much of them I eat and I don't have to do any exercise at all! Lucky me.
>>9534394
But you hosted because you wanted to do it after all, right? The snickers was just a little reward, but can just not give you anything, works for me.
>>9534421
I was kicked out, but I deserved it. See ya.
>>9534441
Major
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>9534544
Yoy seem upset. Here, have a snickers
>>9534570
On with the hunt!
>>9534570
Let's go, go, go!
>>9534544
>"Pay attention to me!
First, he's not my pet, he's my partner.
Second, Max has the mind of a child, so he'll calm down soon enough.
>"P-pay attention to meeee?"
>>9534570
Seems to be in order, host!
>"Pay attention to- Ooh! A death royale!"
We're on the case.
>>9534504
I'm not going to put you in any unneeded danger. If anything, I'd make sure you could handle hunting smaller and less dangerous monsters first before introducing you to the learning curve all hunters go through
>>9534570
Everything looks good. Let's begin
>>9534550
How about you throw yourself in there instead? I don't know what you're talking about.
>>9534570
ZzzzZ... Bababa.... Zzzzz
>>9534582
>Munches it
Oh, hey, thanks.
I want to nap with Kumin-senpai.
>An envelope addressed to Tetsu on the front and the word "Steel cunt" written on the back, falls into the thread.
>>9534504
I SAID
>ginshi smacks the steel guy despite the fact he's steel
FUCKING ASK ME, ASSHOLE! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YER MANNERS!?
>>9534564
Sure ya don't. Ya might say that now, but the older you get you'll see that it won't always stay that way. Not just that, but being lazy's pretty fucking bad ya know.
>>9534570
Ready to win this time 'round. I ain't gonna go easy on these fucks.
>>9534570
>>9534511
>>9534521
I have suddenly lost the urge to play, just leave me out of this match if someone swaps me in or whatever.
>security complains they don't have an area to have a break
>event organisers replace the medical treatment area with a security break area
>haven't given us a new area
>event kicks off in an hour from now
>they expect us to treat anyone where we see them while walking around
How are people this fucking retarded?
>>9534614
>Anon leaves for a moment, before coming back holding a Halloween bucket filled with various candy bars, and holds them over a sink.
Now, explain to me why you have so many YouTube channels or they get it.
>>9534570
>Kaho mutters a short prayer, preparing herself for the upcoming fight.
>>9534644
Because the likely hood of someone getting hurt is lower than someone causing trouble.
Now get back in the basement son.
>>9534621
You can be part of Nap Club, anon. All you need is a pillow and come to our headquarters
>>9534642
Will do.
>>9534644
Start a revolution and overthrow security.
Starting ASAP.
>>9534668
they're about the same tb h
>>9534668
But if someone causes trouble where do the injured go?
>>9534609
DON'T YOU HAVE A LEASH OR ANYTHING FOR IT?
A MUZZLE?
>>9534613
I'M ABOUT TO PUT YOU IN UNNEEDED DANGER IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP AND TAKE ME ALONG.
>>9534626
>TetsuX4 bends down and picks up the envelope, flipping it over and reading the words on the back.
HM.. WHAT COULD THIS MEAN? SOMEONE GOT MY HERO NAME WRONG.
>He tears open the envelope, using his teeth as a letter opener, and looks inside.
>>9534641
>He's steel, so that probably just hurts his hand more than anything. He strikes a fighting pose at the strike nonetheless, aggressively waving his arms around.
YOU LOOKIN' FOR A FIGHT, ASSHOLE?!
Quick question, who spoiled that Kirby game to DDD that made him quit for a while?
>>9534715
Adachi
BLOODBATH! (with no blood, somehow)
That was a special, hand-crafted Ichigo brand poster, too. Dummies.
I think that means you have to kill yourself. Sorry.
That's impressive given the ludicrous amount of armor he has on.
>>9534715
Please don't spoil games. There's a kirby game I really want to play but I don't have money.
>>9534726
Kirby dies in the end
>>9534723
Of course, of course!
I don't mind, take as many pictures as you like!
>>9534714
Now, that's just darn inhumane!
>"Plus, the leather gives me a major rash!"
>>9534723
>"Max, where are we?"
I'm not exactly sure little buddy.
>"Is it dangerous?"
Most definitely.
>"When who gives a rat's ass!? Let's goooo!"
>missed 3 games in a row
>>9534647
I don't have many Youtube Channels. Why are you asking me that?
>prearing to slice anon's head.
>>9534641
Ohhh you're not wrong at all, but I happen to be not human at all so...yeah I don't have to worry much about it. Health problems because of old age are exclusive for mortals.
>>9534714
Yer damn right I'm looking for a fight!
>Ginshi strikes a similar pose. What appears to be a large tail-like spike emerging from his back
I'll fuck you up before ya even see it coming!
>>9534723
Only ghouls! I ain't gonna kill someone that actually feels.
>>9534723
Not sure if I'm ready to kick butt, but I'm definitely ready to chew some bubble-gum.
DAY 1!
Does...this mean she was always an orphan? My head hurts trying to figure that out. Math sucks.
Are you the reason he's here, Archer? Please get rid of him if so. Or just get rid of him, even if you're not.
You're a fucking monster, Kosaku.
>>9534726
You have to kill your son or nuke Dreamland.
>>9534723
Congrats. Our simulation was a success.
>>9534733
Please no, anon. I like you.
>>9534726
Nearly every Kirby ending:
>Kirby wrecks shit
>Kirby heads towards boss
>Fight fake final boss
>Real final boss shows up, shit gets real
>Real final boss gets shit kicked in by Kirby
>>9534714
>The envelope has a letter within and a picture on the inside
>The only words on the letter are "Candied ass Jabroni." the picture is
>
>>9534778
kosaku kawajiri just wants a quiet life
>>9534714
Threatening people isn't a good way to convince others to do what you want, young man
>>9534778
Well it makes sense that one man would avoid me, seeing as how our hunting ideologies clash, but why the others?
>>9534769
So at YouTube to see what I mean. Still too much for one person.
>>9534778
I guess I'll be taking a very long nap now...
>>9534769
Whaddya mean yer not human? Ya look just like everyone else in this dump, minus the gothic look ya have to ya.
>>9534778
Isn't that guy about to drop dead? Why'd he choose someone like that for his team?
>>9534778
A rather unconventional way to prepare calimari huh? As long as it gets the job done, I suppose.
>>9534778
Bill's a pretty cool guy... his wife is a bitch though.
>>9534753
HOW CAN IT BE INHUMANE IF IT ISN'T EVEN HUMAN? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
>>9534770
>He instantly drops the pose upon seeing the spike, beaming widely and walking over to get a better look at it.
YO, DUDE, THIS LOOKS COOL AS FUCK, IS THIS YOUR QUIRK? WHAT'S IT DO?
>>9534786
>He sighs. It wasn't what he was expecting. Carefully folding up the paper, he makes sure that the edges of the picture line up perfectly with each other, folding it over four times.
>He then eats the picture and tosses the envelope away.
>>9534805
IF I BEAT YOUR ASS, THAT'LL PROVE THAT I CAN HANDLE WHATEVER MONSTERS YOU CAN HANDLE, SO FIGHT ME.
>>9534778
Who's that old, creepy, crinkly old man -- does he want to play a game of ball with us three?
>>9534723
I'm gonna win the real thing!
>>9534778
This is a start for me.
NIGHT 1!
I think you pulled a bad move, Rika.
Careful, now. Given his title, he might be leading you into a trap.
Every god needs a worshiper.
>>9534778
Well, it looks like we're not just freelance police anymore....
>"Sam...
Looks like we're...
>"SAM I SWEAR TO GOD-"
"Freelance Pol-ICE!
>"Sam?"
What's up, little buddy?
>"How much rat poison does it take to kill a six foot tall dog?"
You crack me up, Max.
>>9534668
That's one of the most retarded things I've seen from you ramsalt. Congratulations, That's a surprise. You got more retarded.
>I take out my penis and rub it until the friction causes semen to pour on the thee tributes below
>>9534856
>>9534778
>Kaho mutters a short prayer, answered by removing another competitor from the battlefield.
>>9534856
Perhaps this oddly dressed man may help me find the Queen.
>>9534856
Well, you know, actions are better than words. But fiiiiiine.
>>9534838
Well now you're just being downright discriminatory!
>"Yeah, you goddamn privileged human! Why don't you go hunt some birds or something!?"
I swear, the nerve of some people Max...
DAY 2!
Archer might be feeling like a third wheel there.
Kosaku, I, um...I think I may need to have a word with you.
You've turned him into an emotionless anime killing machine, when you're an anime yourself. Good going.
>>9534838
>>9534856
I'm not even going to ask. This place is beyond strange. Just know that trying to force your will on others is something criminals do
>>9534824
RIGHT
>>9534838
>he ignores everything he says, leaping towards him like an animal. The protruding spikes fly off at Tetsu like missiles
I'm gonna make ya fucking pay for those chocolates! I'll be damned if I let ya get outta here without a scratch!
>>9534856
>within a few second, his fingers repair themselves and he continues snapping at Rika
Could've just asked me nicely, bitch.
NIGHT 2!
Now, THAT'S an impressive kill.
An emotionless kill, now also without a past. I'm actually terrified for you all now. That's a first.
Sterling and Eggman Should pull a Dueling Banjos now. That's be entertaining.
>>9534912
Homeless guys can't be asking random strangers to make 'em smarter. I know jack shit about brains and stuff. Next time come to me if ya find any ghouls lurking around.
>>9534960
He brought that just to win all the girls over. Typical for someone like him.
DAY 3!
I think Archer won.
Rika's being feistier than usual this game. Actually, who am I kidding, no she's not.
>>9534912
Uhm. Huh. I mean alright. Thanks, Youmu. If you tell anyone I'll kick your ass, but thanks.
...Guess I owe you one.
>>9534960
You know, the times I work together with him makes me glad he's willing to do all the dirty work.
>>9534806
>Stocking takes her phone out and types her name on the youtube search bar.
I only see a bunch of videos about myself, girls cosplaying as me and others. Where are the channels?
>>9534821
Hm? Oh yeah, you can't see them.
>A pair of shining wings appear behind her, her entire outfit changes as well.
There.
>>9534912
Hey doll, can you play this song here? Wear these headphones and try to make a guitar solo cover.
>>9534909
I'M NOT PRIVILEGED AT ALL. PRIVILEGE IS THINGS LIKE GETTING FOOD FOR FREE AND NOT HAVING TO PAY RENT OR ANYTHING, AND I HAVE TO PAY FOR ALL OF THAT. I'M NOT SOME KIND OF KING, I'M JUST NOT A RABBIT OR AN ASSHOLE.
>>9534914
I'M A HERO, NOT A CRIMINAL.
>>9534948
>Surprised at the sudden attack, he shields his body in steel and tries to pinpoint just where the projectiles are coming from. The first and second he manages to punch out of the air, but the rest of them hit him square in the chest and face, pushing him back through the dirt and eventually toppling him over onto his back. He lay on the ground, evidently uninjured, and spits out a bit of dust.
I WAS ASKIN' ABOUT YOUR QUIRK, DICK, BUT IF YOU WANNA FIGHT I'LL GIVE YOU ONE.
>>9534960
It was over before I could realize what was happening. What a way to lose
>>9534998
Look at the channels you fat bitch!
There are twenty four of them! Twenty four! Arguably even more! How the fuck am I supposed to watch your food reviews if I can't find the right goddamn channel!?
NIGHT 3!
I think all of the conflict and preparation for battle ending off with some elegant art is symbolic. Of what, I have no idea, but I just have that feeling.
>>9534992
I'm slowly gettin' annoyed. Why can't this fucker drop the cool guy act and be like the rest of us?
>>9534998
>Ginshi looks at the wings with astonishment, unable to fully process what she's trying to prove to him
Ya gotta be shitting me! How much did those things cost ya and where the fuck are you getting that kinda money? I'm gonna apply to wherever you work and get myself a nice little paycheck.
>>9535007
Then act like one. Trying to use physical prowess or other methods to force others to do what you want isn't what a hero would do, is it?
>>9535028
Don't worry, I had this happen to me last time I was in one of these games and I wound up winning.
Always wanted to try my hands at this...
>>9534992
World's longest guitar solo
>>9535028
Sounds like my life post-graduation...
>>9535042
HELL YEAH IT IS, YOU MORON, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A HERO IS? YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH PREVENTING A HERO FROM TRAINING BY NOT LETTING ME GO WITH YOU, WHICH IS A CRIME, I THINK.
>>9535007
Yeah, that's what they all say! We don't have time for your microagressions, right Max?
>"Right!"
Now I said good day!
>"He said good day sir!"
Who else here RPs on Pornhub?
DAY 4!
You know, normally I'd question why he would come crawling out of the pentagram, but given the circumstances so far, he may as well be that evil.
>>9535046
Ayoooo, hahah...oh, Christ, that's gonna be me in just two years...kill me...
>>9535059
.....
>Walks away
>>9535007
I dunno what the fuck yer talking about! I ain't quirky at all ya fucking creep!
>he grabs tetsu and picks him up only to get him back onto his feet
Now fucking fight me! I don't wanna be fighting a lifeless doll for nothing!
>>9535028
>Ginshi's launched into the rosebush but emerges seconds later
What the fuck is yer deal!? I helped you out and this is how you repay me!?
>>9535046
INTO
>>9535072
>Punches him in the fucking face before he finishes his sentence
>>9535066
That guy kinda looks devilish, but I doubt he's gonna grant any of our wishes. Let's try again, 'kay?
Nighto HG
Vaporcast#2471 is my discord.
>>9534992
Ouch! What was that for?!
>>9535028
I think I want to make a version of myself too.
>>9535056
Maybe you should ask like a normal person in that case. If you had shown me some manners, I'd have been happy to help you train to protect people
NIGHT 4!
Oh God. He's started. Run for your lives.
>>9535021
I have a blog for those reviews, dumbass. I don't know why you're browsing youtube but you're doing it wro- did you just call me fat? Because someone will get his balls crushed right now if you did.
>>9535034
They're the real deal, you dunce.
>She just floats around the guy, no strings attached and all.
>>9535066
Oh, we still have sugar this far in the timeline? Good! I don't have to worry returning back to heaven and take it slowly.
>>9535119
NOW LET ME FIGHT THE STRONGEST MONSTER. I'M GONNA LET IT EAT ME AND KICK ITS ASS FROM THE INSIDE.
>>9535087
>Ginshi's face smashes into the ground, almost cracking open and spilling whatever's inside his head. His screaming is muffled by the shock of the sudden attack and the debris that followed. He doesn't move at all after the horrible impact to his skull and lays there seemingly unconscious
>>9535123
WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE KEEP DOING THIS TO ME-
...Oh screw this I'm going home and sleeping this off.
Thanks anyhow.
>>9535123
am i dead
>>9535135
You'd be dissolved in it's stomach. You would be throwing your life away!
>>9535152
You're just getting poked fun at
>>9535138
>>9535087
>>9535138
>Tetsu sighs and dispels the steel around his body, brushing the dirt off of his clothing and doing a bit of stretching.
MAN, WHAT AN ASSHOLE.
HEY, GET UP.
.....
DUDE? SERIOUSLY, GET UP.
>He squats down and starts poking at the guy's head.
BRO? BRO. GET UP. STOP.
>>9535164
NO, IT'S FINE, I'M STEEL.
>>9535123
She's such a stiff bitch, ain't she? Not even saying a word to any of us unless we're some shitty squid or a hairy goat!
>>9535130
Ha! Yeah right! Like I'm gonna believe someone like you is an angel! Angels are supposed to be blonde and kind lookin', and yer the complete opposite of that! Seems like yer some kinda satan spawn that's tryin' to fool me into thinking yer an angel!
>>9535066
That guy looks sad and poor. I think he deserves more.
>>9535123
Don't worry, we still have the chain of paper of you. We won't be sad!
DAY 5!
You know, every picture I've seen of him already looks like badly-drawn fanart. You may as well actually make something and send it to him to add onto the pile.
>>9535147
No problem. Thanks for playing.
>>9535152
Do you know what a Roast is?
>>9535184
>>9535168
i thought it was a roast in terms of food
now i know
>>9535130
I don't like tumblr, and so I watch your reposts on your channel!
I also don't want to sub since that would involve having those shitty crossover videos with Panty on my dash.
And sorry I called you fat! I've just been very aggravated by some personal turmoil and your content is one of the only thinks keeping me from pulling the trigger.
>>9535176
>Ginshi gets up without any lag or warning and grabs Tetsu's neck with both of his hands
Who the fuck do you think you are hitting me while talking!? This is the shit I'm talking about! No fucking manners from you at all!
>>9535184
I'm gonna save ya some time and tell ya yer shit and ya should pick up another hobby. Try not to insult me the next time ya do something for me.
>>9535176
How... are you magic or something? How can you be steel?
>>9535152
Dead in the mind,yeah.
https://youtu.be/e31x8z1LHjs
WE #SPACEBOYS AGAIN!
>>9535223
I DON'T WANNA BE A SPACEBOY, I DON'T WANNA BE A SPACEBOY! GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE BEFORE I FUCKIN' DIE!
>>9535223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFVT4Nwx5Ms
>>9535216
>He immediately sighs in relief as his first reaction to the choking, rather than the usual response of lack of space in his windpipe.
OH, THANK GOD, I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE TO ANSWER ALL KINDS OF QUESTIONS, MAN. YOU'RE GOOD AFTER THAT PUNCH? THAT'S PRETTY HARD-BOILED, DUDE.
>>9535217
NO, IT'S JUST MY QUIRK. MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST, I CAN JUST MAKE MYSELF STEEL. YOU'VE GOT ONE TOO, DON'T YOU?
NIGHT 5!
"Badass" is putting it way more politely than I would.
>>9535267
You really like these Japanese things that much, huh?
F E A S T B O Y S
That's what you deserve for having weeb shit.
>>9535264
>he continues to strangle him, shaking him back and forth as he does so
DON'T BE MAKING THIS SOUND LIKE IT AIN'T A BIG DEAL! I AIN'T GONNA GIVE UP UNTIL YA REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WAS WRONG!
DAY 6!
Yeah, like hell you're watching that without smiling. Sick bastard.
>>9535308
>Kaho rolls to dodge one swing, but isn't fast enough to react to dodge the backswing, the pick impeding itself into the back of her neck.
NIGHT 6!
Avarice is the death of many a man.
>>9535319
>Underneath the man's palms is a solid layer of steel around his neck, reinforced by yet another layer of steel inside of his throat. He doesn't seem to be bothered very much by the choking, but is slightly annoyed by being shook.
HEY, I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU AGAIN. YOU'RE STARTING TO PISS ME OFF. IF YOU WANT YOUR KITKATS BACK SO BAD YOU CAN HAVE EM. I DON'T WANT EM ANYMORE.
>>9535356
HAHAHAHA, IT WASN'T GOLD AT ALL, IT WAS STEEL, SPRAYPAINTED GOLD, AND IT WASN'T A STATUE AT ALL, IT WAS ME, WITH A TASER, AND YOU FELL FOR IT!
>>9535356
Sorry I disappeared. I actually died a little bit thinking about the fact that I've been looking for a job for a full fucking year now.
>>9535264
I can't say I do. Where I'm from, humans are just humans. We don't have special powers, no magic. While I admit you'd be better off than most fledgeling hunters with your abilities, there would still be problems with you getting swallowed by a Dah'ren Mohran, as they can digest nearly anything with nutrients. It's how they survive in the desert where food is mostly scarce
>>9535208
Wow, you're not just annoying but you're also a little sad piece of shit. I should be doing my job as an angel but too bad that I fell from heaven and lost most of my divinity. Not my problem, loser.
>Gets in the car
Pick one channel or just head to my own blog, which is not on Tumblr.
>>9535182
Shocked that an angel acts more human than it should? Thought so, and you know what? I don't have to prove you anything, most humans have stopped believing for a while now so why should I care? See ya.
>drives off
DAY 7!
If you want my opinion, that's the most pathetic way you can go out in the Gauntlet.
Oh, by the way, it all ends next slide! Place your bets!
>>9535373
Don't...Don't remind me of my future...
>>9535385
IT'S FINE, I JUST WON'T STEP IN ANY OF ITS STOMACH ACID, I'M FINE.
>>9535389
STEEL
EATING
MAGGOTS?!
*dabs*
At least it's not a 2hu.
>>9535387
I and I thought you were one of those good quiet little reviewers. But it appears you're just as much of a corporate cocksucker as your sister and her clickbait nonsense.
Fucking E-celebs are all the same...
>>9535372
>obvibious to the fact he's protecting himself with the steel, he continues doing what he's doing
That ain't what I'm looking for! I want an apology for taking what should've been for that asshole host that made me lose to a child! You've got no place taking my shit until you've done me wrong and I feel the need to settle the score with some bribing!
>>9535387
I guess ya really shouldn't care, but at the same time who cares? It's just weird seeings someone like you act as a messenger of God.
>he waves at the fat goth driving away
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
>>9535389
What's your field? I'm in radio, it's tough to find work.
Post homescreens
>>9535421
oh the sweet relief of death
CONGRATULATIONS URIKO NONOMURA!
You are the newest Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
>>9535421
Yeah, but it's part woofer, which is worse than whatever these "2hu" things are. It has to be. Thanks for hosting by the way.
>>9535432
But first, the Placements, followed by the Stats.
>>9535428
PR/Communications/Editing, that sort of thing.
>>9535449
>tfw have the most kills
yee
thanks m80
>>9535449
Thanks for the chance.
>>9535400
I'm fairly certain that's a lot easier said than done, young man. It would be easier to just climb onto it and hit it
>>9535440
Congratulations to the winner, and thank you for hosting
>>9535425
ALRIGHT, LISTEN. YOU GOT UP AFTER ONE OF MY PUNCHES, AND I CAN GET DOWN WITH THAT. THAT'S REALLY COOL OF YOU. SO, I'M ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONE TIME. YOU BETTER LISTEN UP, CAUSE IT'S ONLY COMING ONCE.
I SHOULDA ASKED YOU FOR THE KITKAT. SORRY. MY BAD. NOW FUCK OFF AND TAKE YOUR CANDY BACK.
>>9535440
YEAH, CONGRATS.
>>9535421
At least it's not painful this time.
>>9535440
Congratulations.
>>9535449
Thanks for hosting.
>>9535449
Thanks for hosting
>>9535440
Well, good job... However you are.
Thanks for hosting, host.
>"Seriously, who is that?"
I have no idea, Max.
Well, we're going to head off, we have very importa-
>"HAHAHAHA!"
...we have very impor-
>"HAHAHAHAHA!'
...
We are just going to leave, stand around and do absolutely nothing.
>"That's more like it."
Shut up, Max.
>>9535460
WOULD YOU EXPECT TO GET BEAT UP FROM THE INSIDE? NO. NEITHER WOULD THE MONSTER. ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.
>>9535462
>Ginshi gets up off of Tetsu
Thank you. That's all I wanted from ya, but ya had to make it difficult. You can stop screaming too. it's hurting my ears.
>>9535487
Was I yelling? Sorry. Anyway, tell me what that quirk of yours was. Looked cool as hell, like something out of a Resident Evil movie.
does anyone have suggestions, this one wasn't very good
I want Vino to slap my fat ass like the naughty boy I am
>>9535479
Please rethink that plan of yours because frankly, it's one of the dumbest plans I've heard in a long, long time. It would be easier, faster, and safer to kill something like a Dah'ren Mohran normally, rather than like that
>>9535525
I would but I'm happily married
>>9535509
I still dunno what the fuck yer talking about. As I've said before, I ain't quirky, at least not to me. Not like yerself. That rock hard skin of yers is pretty amazing, even if it's a birth defect.
I had a small moment of panic where I thought she might have been a 2hu so I had to check to make sure she wasn't.
>>9535441
>>9535456
>>9535457
>>9535460
>>9535468
>>9535473
>>9535474
No problem. Thanks for playing.
Quads gettu
>>9535535
>not knowing I'm your husband (wife)
>>9535532
BUT IT WOULD BE LESS FUN. STOP COMPLAINING AND LET ME DO IT, IT'LL WORK, TRUST ME.
>>9535538
IT ISN'T A BIRTH DEFECT, DUMBASS, IT'S A QUIRK. I CAN TURN INTO STEEL, AND YOUR QUIRK'S YOUR WEIRD TAIL THING. NOW LEMME SEE IT AGAIN BEFORE I HIT YOU.
>>9535535
you better not cheat on me either, fag.
>>9535553
>>9535555
can't hear you over the sound of my beautiful mute wife
>>9535524
Replace their heads with Junko and LF
>>9535547
What's a 2hu-a-ma-jig, whatever, thank you Mr. Host!
>>9535547
Congrats Uriko.
And thanks for hosting. Now grab your pillow and enjoy a long nap for the night.
>>9535569
Better idea, to keep in tone with the image, I'll draw it
>>9535562
Lemme smash Monet~
>>9535586
end u're life
Eric offering to host in 3 2 1
>>9535449
Communications is worthless (too generic for employers according to most business sites I read) but PR and Editing are good fields. Just don't be afraid to move around. I moved from chicago to austin texas for an internship and if I had to I'd move to florida (please no) for a job. My biggest advice is to try and make friends with your teachers and see if they know anyone who can get you work. Your teachers are your best resources after you graduate.
>>9535594
Lemme smash Kaku too~
>>9535608
you can sit in a closet and jack off while kaku smashes monet
Compliment two people in this thread.
>>9535613
myself twice
Is Becky here?
>>9535613
Vino twice
>>9535621
oh my god go away ron I came here because I wanted space
>>9535554
Stop being foolish, young man. Doing dangerous things because they're "fun" is a sure way for you to get hurt
>>9535577
Something that always, always wins.
>>9535581
No problem. I think I'm first gonna take that bath now, though.
>>9535604
Comm's my minor, and I'm not really against having to relocate (unless it's a long damn commute from new place to job). My school's pretty good with having student-teacher interaction, as well as hooking a student up with internships and whatnot. I think I'll be fine.
>>9535554
The fuck it ain't a birth defect! Ya can't tell me that's normal if yer the only person here that has that kinda skin! Stop trying to make it sound like I'm one of yer fucked up aids baby specimen!
>>9535613
Gimme two people and I'll compliment them.
>>9535626
Becky lemme smash
>>9535627
I WOULDN'T DO IT IF I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE, I'M COMPLETELY SURE IT'S GONNA WORK, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FOR LIKE A WHOLE HOUR.
>>9535638
no ron
>>9535600
I can't right now my man, I'm playing a wrestling game right now, cap'n crunch is about to become the new world champion.
>>9535647
Why Becky?
>>9535634
But remember to head to bed afterwards, okay?
>>9535432
>>9535637
DUDE, FUCK OFF, MAYBE YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOUR QUIRK ISN'T AS COOL AS MINE.
>>9535656
your tail is small
ben has a bigger tail
>>9535671
Lemme smash
please
>>9535676
no ron go home
>>9535681
No lemme smash
Odds - RP
Evens - Stay filler
Dubs - Do first thing suggested, within reason
>>9535663
Who is this?
>>9535682
ron
>>9535689
yes Becky?
>>9535432
Forgot to post mine and I want attention
>>9535663
>Xbone
Hey Kamina
>>9535664
What the FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? WHAT IS A QUIRK!? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS! EVEN IF I HAD ONE IT'D BE TEN TIMES BETTER THAN YOURS!
>>9535698
Alright but where is Joshuu?
>>9535694
no
>>9535639
You could still get hurt. I'm not going to let you do something stupid on my watch. If you were to hunt with me, you would be my responsibility out there, so if you got hurt it would be my fault. Do you understand?
>>9535686
Archer
>>9535707
yes
>>9535706
Joshu doesn't have a swerve pose yet so I can't put him on there
>>9535584
>>9535569
Here you go I guess.
I was hoping for a more original suggestion
>>9535699
Archer, not Kamina
>>9535085
say hi
>>9535719
Why on earth do you have an Xbone
>>9535716
I see
Still, best nut is not on there so I have to take off a few marks
9.9999999/10
>>9535700
YOUR QUIRK'S YOUR ABILITY, YOU DUMBASS, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?! I'M STEEL, AND YOU'VE GOT A STUPID TAIL THING! STOP BEING SO STUPID!
>>9535710
NO. YOU'RE NOT BRINGING ME, I'M BRINGING MYSELF, I'M JUST FOLLOWING YOU.
Tried to run me through
>>9535723
Because more of my friends had Xbox than Playstation
Going to make some HG Star Wars memes, so give me requests. Posting an image to edit is highly prefrered.
Bonus points if you can find a clean version of the "I am the senate" scene.
>>9535754
>>9535754
I'll make a "I am the Senate'' Template for you, give me 10 minutes
>>9535768
>>9535754
Sidenote, how much of it do you want?
>>9535720
I'd rather not
>>9535731
Young man, I'll just say it straight out. No, you are not going to let a Dah'ren Mohran swallow you. I'll help you hunt monsters more fit to your current skill level, but for now, hunting a Mohran is entirely off limits. Got it? And I'll only help you because I can see potential for you to really help people where you're from
>>9535731
WHAT ABILITY!? IT'S JUST MY KAGUNE YA MORON! THAT SHIT WAS GIVEN TO ME A FEW YEARS AGO! I DUNNO WHY YA GOTTA HAVE SUCH A HARDON ABOUT THIS!?
>>9535793
ALRIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS, YOU FIGHT ME, THEN I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU, AND THEN YOU LET ME FIGHT THE BIG ONE, ALRIGHT?
>>9535802
IT'S CALLED A FUCKIN QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK
Time to watch as more relevant avas than me are put on edits.
Was there a ava romance before?
>>9535831
Plenty, 80% of which were forced af
>>9535831
How's your first day
>>9535814
On it, so it will be 3 panels
-The senate will decide your fate
-I am the Senate
-Not yet
-It's treason then
-[Autistic Screeching]
>>9535826
I'm not going by relevancy for mine, otherwise the Ocelot one would have never been made.
I just think of stuff that happened that was kinda funny and try to edit them in a meme.
>rides in on another boat.
Shimakaze is here.
>>9535768
>You should reverse the flag and add a bottle of wine tbqhwyf
>>9535852
That would be too much effort at this point, Ocelot.
just accept the double dildo
>>9535831
You're referring to a ship.
Yes. The quality of them can be debatable, but it can usually be agreed that any ships predating /hga/ are the best, maybe even beyond that.
>>9535811
NO IT'S FUCKING NOT! YER A DUMB SHIT FOR THINKING QUIRKS ARE ANYTHING TO BRAG ABOUT! QUIRKS NOT A COMPLIMENT, IDIOT! IT MEANS YER FUCKED IN THE HEAD! YER DIFFERENT THAN THE REST OF US! YER A FUCKING FREAK!
>>9535844
Yes.
Alright i can host now, or should i wait for the star wars memes to do they're thing?
>>9535883
YOU'RE THE FUCKIN DUMB IDIOT FOR NOT CALLING IT WHAT IT'S CALLED, YOU RETARD! YOU'RE OVER HERE WITH A SPIKY TAIL THAT FIRES DICK ROCKETS CALLING PEOPLE FREAKS?! FUCK OFF, YOU'RE THE FREAK HERE, FREAK! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON YOUR DUMB FUCKIN TEETH!
>>9535811
This isn't about if you can beat me in a fight. This is about you being reckless. Recklessness leads to mistakes. What if you were this reckless as a hero? What if someone got hurt or worse, because you had to be stupid and did something overly risky? What would you do then?
>>9535903
Host now eric-san.
>>9535909
NOBODY'D GET HURT.
>>9535762
I'm just going to wait for anon to make the template because it's going to basically be the same thing
Who are some avas who are well known to actively dislike hoshi?
>>9535934
OwO
>>9535932
anon
>>9535932
LF, Junko, KK, Jude, Suz
>>9535900
Here you go
The filesize is pretty big so it might be wise to lower the resolution a bit once your edit is done so it doesn't take an enternity to upload
>>9535932
Pretty much every ava at this point
>>9535964
Why didn't just save it as jpg instead of asking someone to lower it manually like a fucking retard?
>>9535970
Not every ava.
>>9535973
>Why didn't just save it as jpg instead of asking someone to lower it manually like a fucking retard?
thot
First 24
>>9535970
That's what people who dislike hoshi would want us to think. People like you.
>>9535920
Somebody would get hurt, young man. I don't want you to learn this lesson too late, after you or someone you're supposed to protect ends up injured, or they end up dead. Being reckless is never a good idea
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>>9535996
Nice b8