Hey look Eric's hosting again.
Give me some people for a happy, family friendly game.
HG For reasons
casca and moonlight boi
Kaho
Lord Beerus
>>9535985
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
>>9536001
I'M NOT RECKLESS, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, TRUST ME.
Cream
Ryougi Shiki
Gascoigne
Maria and Harusame
Kindred Hunter
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9535985
Plague Knight
>>9535985
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>9535985
Gunny bunny
>>9535985
Ririchiyo
>>9535985
Ridley
Senshougahara
>>9535985
Ryoma Hoshi
Sanae Kochiya
Tsubasa Hanekawa
Miku's ass
Francesca
>>9535985
Kaito
Inspector Gadget
Yujiro Hanma
>>9535985
Regidad
Ash Crimson
Toadette
Fuck i lost the pastebin, can someone help a dipshit out here
>>9536060
Yeah, fucking neck yourself nigger.
>>9535973
>>9535981
Because I don't want to lower the quality of the template. Saving it as a jpg would have impact on the colouring and overal quality of the image.
I don't want to sacrafice the quality of the image.
>>9535987
I downloaded the scene from Youtube and used VLC to take pictures, then used GIMP to edit them together
Your gf's ex
>>9536060
https://pastebin.com/qS1t2uh8
Beatrice Flowerchild
Shimakaze
(Male)
Why nobody talked to me?
>>9536060
https://pastebin.com/qS1t2uh8
>>9536064
>>9535985
Switch Dog
Satori
>>9536071
im a retard
Is my filler gonna go to waste don't be afraid of swap begging fags~
>>9536082
And I hope that answers your question.
Bowsa
>>9535985
late archer
>>9536096
who should i talk to
I need like two more man
>>9536132
Suicide Baby
>>9536132
Osamu Kawaiizai
>>9535985
Altera
what vidya are you playing right now?
Alright, that took a bit longer then i thought it would so we're just gonna jump right into it.
>>9536148
>>9536017
You don't know what you're doing, you want to be swallowed by a huge monster based entirely off of a stupid hunch. Look, if you want to train in order to become a better hero, I will help you, but you need to learn that not every idea is a good one. I need rest, so I'll speak to you again later, after you've given thought to what I've said
>the hunter turns to leave, walking out of sight and disappearing the same way he did last time once out of sight
>>9536152
Give my spot to her, please
>>9536138
>>9536138
>>9536152
Give her my spot. I don't deserve to be in this game.
>>9536148
>Fire emblem echoes.
>>9536152
Being in the same district with the inspector is kind of cool.
>>9536152
>>9536156
If he wants to sacrifice himself before me, then I'll sacrifice myself for him.
>>9536148
A lot of CS:GO
>>9536152
Oh look it's the bloodbath
>>9536156
>>9536157
>>9536162
I said we where gonna jump right into it for a reason you dipsticks.
>>9536160
They're coming. Better think twice before opening your door.
>>9536175
Think before you call other people dipsticks. I might have a change of heart.
>>9536148
Replaying Metroid Prime 2
>>9536175
What's the car for~nya? Weren't we going to myake a "ryun" for it~nya?
>>9536175
Oh mama i fucked up in the editor.
>>9536148
sonic heroes
fucking help me i'm becoming an autist again
Do I go out at 3am to get cashews
>>9536175
Oh, I didn't die immediately so it's a fine start!
>>9536182
W-what does that mean..?
>>9536196
Playing prime 3 myself. Just got to the pirate homeworld.
>>9536214
Gandrayda best girl
>>9536175
Oh boy day 1.
>>9536193
Don't you start with me, I've had a stressful day.
>>9536236
Nope.
>>9536175
Fine, keep that ugly bag! I don't need it anyway...You'll die before the sun sets anyway.
ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY
>>9536246
I don't think I like the sound of that.
>>9536246
Huh?
I'm not her friend.
Heck I don't even know who she is
>>9536257
no
>>9536217
>She is pretty good. I'll pick back up on it tomorrow.
>Time for bed.
>>9536236
>You got me.
>>9536257
I'm fine, anon... Thank you for worrying about me~
>>9536246
Don't you start with me, or you'll be the next person I hunt down with the rest of these scumbags.
>>9536246
Fuck all my picks for winner died
>>9536246
>Black Hanekawa climbs onto the roof of a building.
Where should I explore today~nya? Which unsuspecting hyuman should I play with tonyight~nya?
>>9536271
HAHAHAHA I BEAT YOU TO THE FUCKIN JOKE AGAIN GRIMES YOU FAG
>>9536276
but im still in
>>9536286
>slaps ass
>>9536282
Is it really something to laugh at? We're basically a hivemind at this point. Aren't you scared?
>>9536293
We're not a hivemind your sense of humor is just exactly mine except slower
>>9536276
Hey it's night 1.
>>9536275
You seem like a very aggressive person.
>>9536306
you're a big bully, vino.
>>9536325
stfu gayboy you're like my favorite person here
>>9536199
What goes up must come down
>>9536325
>Vino bullies the autistic kid
wtf I love vino now
>>9536315
I'm only aggressive when I have to be.
>>9536315
Lord Ainz, I would be if it landed heads.
>>9536334
YET MY FEET DON'T TOUCH THE GROUND
>>9536315
I need to take a piss but someone is in the bathroom and it's starting to REALLY hurt.
>>9536246
Ah, hah hah, come out, come out wherever you are! Don't worry, we're just the same as you! Hee hee hee!
>>9536281
>shamelessly ogles the cat's body
>>9536364
Oh shit, it's that movie that everyone hated.
>tfw have bad rp
help me improve
>>9536384
What are you looking at~nya? You shouldn't be staring at my myaster's body with such lustful eyes~nya. It's unbecoming, even for an aberration like me~nya.
>>9536393
Sorry, but if you're rotting away in here then you deserve to die. Think of it as a blessing that you're not suffering anymore.
>>9536398
I would if I knew how
>>9536393
Hee hee, some "suicide" squad! They only killed other people! Why have the name?
>>9536402
>She (He) gets on her (his) knees and waddles forward, continuing to impolitely state
>>9536393
Look at the mess those suicide dick's made.
>>9536398
Just don't be yourself.
>>9536429
>takes out an iron tennis ball and hits her (him) with it
>>9536429
>Black Hanekawa leaps backwards into the sky with powerful force, to put some distance between the strange girl and herself
>>9536436
>hit with the tennis ball
>large welt on side from the impact
>whimpers and continues moving away
>
>>9536457
>stops and gives up when the cat leaps away
Boo...
>>9536471
The planet Ee-Arf
>>9536398
What do you feel bad at anon
>>9536471
>>9536432
It's only night two and we're down to our final ten people, that's gotta be a record for the Eric stolen code games.
>>9536486
being likeable/enjoyable to talk to
>>9536471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3kWZrKy-xI
>>9536503
Well, some important things to keep in mind in an RP is if you're
A.) Playing off of every point presented to you; hitting every point or detail your partner wrote in your response.
and
B.) Giving them things to play off of in return, and always ending your response with either a question or an opportunity for your partner to easily continue the interaction
If you feel like you do both of these things well then the issue probably lies in your own insecurity or your choice of character
>>9536501
What a boring feast.
>>9536533
F-Fuck I think I might be insecure
How can I stop doing so?
>>9536540
You know what's funnier then a peace slide?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd_v8uSskQM
>>9536540
Why would I attend if I'm not the least bit hungry, hm? Hah hah!
Goodnight
>>9536554
You don't.
Ever.
>>9536562
Smallest death slide so far.
>>9536569
Sleep tight little one.
>>9536471
Hoshi I love you but you have to realize you're a fucking moron and you treat everyone here with no respect.
Where did everyone go?
>>9536626
>Hoshi
That my friend is not Hoshi
>>9536628
What, are you talking about, hee? We've all gone to Gotham City, of course! Haven't you been paying attention? Hah hah!
>>9536642
k hoshi
>>9536626
Where is this coming from?
>>9536628
nobody wants to talk to me...
>>9536583
Night 3.
So harley quinn is a pedophile now. Huh. Let me make a joke about /tlhg/.
>>9536658
>presents an anime girl
de~geso
>>9536642
You have to be dense if you think that isn't Hoshi. I'm not trying to pick a fight, but ignoring someone is scummy.
>>9536655
Just voicing my opinions. No harm done here.
>>9536628
>Black Hanekawa touches down after descending from her jump
>>9536678
That's Hanekawa, not Hoshi
>>9536680
>washes hands
>brushes teeth
>holds hand
>kissu
>>9536663
>Plague Knight haphazardly thumbs through the intel before throwing it all over his shoulder.
Yes, yes, I've gotten it all! Let's split! Hah hah!
>>9536680
>crawls over to again
>>9536663
Who here likes movies about gorilla's in car crashes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eaW8hmun5g
>>9536701
>kicks
>>9536683
I know it's you Hoshi. Keep in mind what I said. I'll see you around.
>>9536693
I'm here to relieve my myaster's stress~nya, but whenever this happens I wonder what happens when my stress becomes too great~nya...
>>9536701
>>9536713
Are you two lovers~nya?
>>9536705
You want to...?
>Plague Knight throws his head back and laughs heartily.
HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! You fool!
>What's even more unnerving is that the countenance on his mask doesn't change, making it seem like the laughter is coming out of nowhere.
>>9536628
I'm right here.
Say my name, and I'm all yours!
>>9536725
>stands up straight on knees after approaching and stares at the cat
>>9536735
Fuck off Guts.
>>9536735
Suz
>>9536739
What do you want, hyuman? Have you nyever seen a cat before~nya?
>>9536705
Why did we go from everyone dying to almost nobody dying, the suspense is killing me!
>>9536735
Hulk Hogan?
>>9536725
>>9536739
Yes Get away from my wife
>>9536770
Erm...hah hah, a-about dancing...I-I've got two left feet, you know! Hee hee...
>>9536714
That's not me.
I don't care if you think it is, all it does is help me decide whether I'll address you seriously next time.
>>9536770
This is one of my favorites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVjy_C-Gk_A
>>9536785
Look how sad and alone he is.
>>9536759
>climbs into the cat's lap
>scratches her ears a bit before unbuttoning her top
>>9536808
kys kaminigger
>>9536784
>That's what I thought. Take care Hoshi. Can't wait to talk to Hanekawa next time
>>9536804
The most ironic death of the night right here ladies and gentlemen.
>>9536774
Your wife seems interested in me~nya. Are you nyot keeping her satisfied~nya?
>>9536808
>Pushes you off
Do you want to die~nya? Don't you know about my enyergy drain~nya? If you touch me, I'll drain your life away~nya.
>>9536824
>It's a japanese filename so it must be Hoshi
Man, you really are a retard aren't you
>>9536824
What proof do you have that I'm playing the cat? And why are you shoehorning that assumption into your posts?
>>9536829
>Plague Knight throws a cascade of bombs at Bowsa, immolating her within the explosions.
Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom! Ah hah hah hah! Oh, it feels so good to be doing this again! I should just blow up everyone else! Starting with the host! Hee hee!
>>9536840
>>9536847
>I don't see the big problem here. Hoshi usually uses Asian filenames. I don't see anyone else using them. I'm not trying to start anything, I just wanted to let Hoshi know ignoring someone isn't cool, but since it's not him it's fine.
>>9536829
Should i make some eggs?
>>9536856
Hey wait a minute, let's not get carried away here, i know what being blown up feels like, and trust me when i say i don't need a to be reminded of that feeling.
>>9536866
Wew there goes all the respect I had for you
>>9536869
>Plague Knight gleefully sets up mine after mine. He's quivering with anticipation.
Let's take out the big target: the crazy man in the costume! Anyone who dresses like that has got bats in the belfry anyways. Hee hee hah hah!
>>9536836
>Shimakaze (Male) stumbles off onto her (his) back, giving Hanekawa a gratuitous shot of the clothed bulge in her (his) black thong thanks to an upskirt peek.
Ouch...
>She (He) sits up before pulling their skirt down to give the cat a better look.
Eh? Life drain? Thats fine. As long as you don't overdo it and you start from here.
>The boat points at the concealed member in her (his) pantsu
>>9536869
Can we hurry this along RNGesus? I got a lot of bodies to bury tonight.
>>9536866
I think it's a little arrogant to expect unconditional attention from other people, especially when you're not acting in a way that would illicit any kind of reaction that would be appropriate for the situation. It also doesn't help that you're Implying their identity, most of all, with my name.
>>9536875
Alright, I think it's just time to let him be him.
>>9536898
>it's fine. You're talking to her now so there's no big deal. Sorry and have a good night
>>9536890
>Black Hanekawa jumps backwards into the sky once again, shes she lands in a place far away from here.
>>9536914
What are you talking about, dude?
>>9536918
She hopes*
>>9536918
>pulls her (his) cock out and points it upwards
Watch where you land
>>9536897
Oh, this one is a classic!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2tdn8kYCKg
>>9536914
You're starting to lose me here archy. Maybe you need a nap or something.
>>9536937
This is just getting annoying at this point.
Here's another movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDPew7TBRog
>>9536937
>forces the shark into a shell
>>9536890
>The vampiress gazes from a far with a slight smirk toward her lip. As she walks toward the slutty boat.
Is this all you think about?
>Her slender arm reaches toward the sat down boat poking toward the ample member that is pulsing.
>>9536937
Erm...yes, thank you for saving me and all...hee hee. Can you step a bit more to the right? Towards that device on the wall?
>>9536947
Oh! Hee hee hee, I may have just found a place for the Explodatorium 2.0!
>>9536947
Okay, now we're making some progress!
>I dozed off again and yet I managed to do RP IRL by doing this.
>>9536962
Why did you drag me along to these graves, hee hee, when I don't even know their owners?
>>9536962
God dammit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oSvKl5Bcss
>>9536971
This is the second time you've said this, nobody cares
>>9536982
>Archer
>>9536982
Oh sorry. I thought it was funny. I will refrain from now on.
>>9536980
Poor cream.
>>9536982
I care.
>>9536954
>Shimakaze (Male) swats the hand away and stands up, walking over and climbing into bed.
Not now lady, I'm trying to get laid.
>>9536971
>Climbs into bed with
>>9536990
This is on the max death rate by the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zajzZQ87KVM
>>9537010
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
>>9536996
Thought so little boy. Go get some rest instead of flailing about.
>>9537016
Oh wait that was a death.
>>9537022
i want u 2 dom me :)
>>9537031
OH THANK GOD.
>>9537022
>Shimakaze (Male) sticks her (his) tongue out at the giant lady.
You're not the boss of me! I do as I please!
>>9537016
Oh, this looks like nothing I'm not used to! Hee hee hah! Give it here!
>Plague Knight snatches the concoction out of the Mad Hatter's hands and guzzles it as best he can with his mask on.
>>9537031
>Yeah, that's what I was afraid of.
>>9537042
oh
>>9537036
that's not how it works
>>9537046
You do as you say not as you do. If you were, you would follow through on your actions.
>>9537042
Congratulations to Yujiro Hanma for winning the 11th Eric game! I should probably save these winner slides huh?
>>9537060
DOM ME NOW
>>9537063
Thank you for hosting, Eric. It was a wonderful game.
wew. its been months since I laid eyes on a /trash/ HG. I usually host in /b/
>>9537063
Here's the placements for the most boring eric game so far.
>>9537063
Hee hee! Yes, yes, congratulations!
>>9537085
I, ah hah hah, SUPPOSE I should thank you!
>>9537082
Welcome, it's not as bad as here, despite what you might have been told.
>>9537085
You hosting another?
>>9537085
This is like if you put all the surprise return guys at the start of a royal rumble and then just had the final 20 all be jobber's no one cares about.
>>9537076
Don't lie to me dammit.
>>9537085
I should have won
>>9537060
And I will! Watch and see, old hag! I can't just rush into things like this!
>Shimakaze (Male) sits up on the bed and gives the woman the middle finger.
>>9537085
Looks like I didn't get as far as I would have liked.
>>9537107
But I'm being honest here.
>>9537100
I got over 100 hosted games under my belt. It would be wrong I guess not to check out this side from time to time
>>9537102
Nope, i don't start games if it's past 4:00 AM
pozuelo calle
>>9537102
>>9537121
Well I guess I'm going to have to.
Should I start a new thread?
>>9537133
yeeee
Holy fuck. 5 minutes in and I can tell people are passionate for HG in this board
>>9537124
>Implying either of them are worth a shit
>>9537142
Wait, are you the Diofag from neo-/b/? The one in the Discord?
>>9537142
Yee nigga
There might not be much hosts, but the RP and shitposting are more than enough to make up for it
Check the archives out
Give me more Star wars memes to edit guys.
>>9537150
They're the most fitting avas there.
>>9537060
I miss old Shinobu