ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) Who's your favorite

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>>9531785
>odds
>Fuck he doesn't have any proof he's come back from the dead, the old body is right fucking there
>that's creepy as fuck to him but he has legal issues to deal with before emotional ones
>Someone help this moron he's clueless on how to prove he came back from the dead

>>9532078
mort died for our sins

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>>9531968
...
>Get a couple more for the dorkcatte making very poor choices right now
You suuure?
That's a loooot of appledrank.

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>>9532058
To be quite honest, I don't have one.

>Time to try to pick up some freelance work, and check to see how long until his buddy's able to leave the hospital.

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>>9531944
No... But. Let me just try.
>He pulls Kyurem up on his dex and hands it to Sun.
Show this to that paper thing.
>>9532044
Sun'll show you what it looks like.
>Hugh cocks himself back and tries to kick the door open.
>Rolling.

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>>9532058
Dweebs.

>>9532110
What's wrong? You too much of a wimp to keep your drinks down? Pussy.

>catte is very proud
>catte is shotgunning several vodka based drinks
>cattes also have very small livers
>roll for resistance
>if he fails once he's in full on Fucked Up Mode, no saves, checks, or roll mods

>>9532097
Mort died so jiji can kms in peace

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>>9532154
..Nice.
>Finish your own appledrank finally
Kind of. A little. Maybe.
You're a pussy too, y'know.

>>9532126
>According to the docs, Seb's right arm will heal under the week and has already gained mobility of it, legs will take until the two weeks mark and finally the torso and left arm during next week.
>A somewhat better prognostic than the original three weeks and over of hospitalization

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>>9532127
"Um... Alright! Can do! "
>He takes a moment to look at the dex entree himself before passing it off to Kartana
>The door is a deadbolt with 2" screws holding the hinges in place - you're looking at two to three more kicks to bust it open, presuming you didn't just kick a hole in the door.
"Um... you need some help?"
>>9532044
>Sun stares at the paper, spinning and poking the Gliscor origami. He has absolutely no idea what a Gliscor is.
"That's so cool! Here, Hugh wants you to try this one!"
>The dex is gently set on the ground in front of Kartana.

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>>9532303
>Gay Pallet Swap Catte: does not understand double meanings
No I'm not! I'm way tougher than you!
>rolling for the dank drank to tank on last time
>because there's no way this is physically possible

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>>9532127
>>9532329
>Stares at the kyurem photo, studying it excitedly
>Grabs a piece of paper, determined
>Starts skillfully folding it, trying to replicate the shape the best he can

>>9532347
>finally
>that catte is starting to look a little droopy
>maybe has something to do with his apparently iron liver finally rusting

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>>9532347
You suuure about that, meowser?
>Poke a dorkcatte snootle
You look like it's starting to get to you.

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>>9532329
I'll be fine. What the hell is Rosa hiding?
>Hugh growls and kicks the door with all his strength.
>>9532386
>Hugh would give the paper a thumbs up but he's currently getting his rage out on a door.
>Good job from the rper tho.

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>>9532443
Yyyeaaaah imfaighn
>catte: is not fine
>catte is swaying badly
Youshafukking
gud
you a gud
>hug catte

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>>9532078
>Right time to try again, this time by asking for a DNA test and fingerprint test!
>Rollan

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>>9532515
...Aaalright, that's enough for you then.
>Hug the dorkcatte
>Pat back
You ain't so bad yourself. Even if you are a dweeb.

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>>9532612
>snug the ClassiCat
>Partially because snugs, mostly because you can't stand up on your own anymore
You're a fuggin nerd~

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>>9532304
>Ray: excited
>Go to hang out with the nerd

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What's the best way to track a human down?

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>>9532489
>The wood around the lock begins splintering and splitting. The door is old, a thick, solid slab of wood - stronger than a modern door, to say the least. However, like all doors the point where the lock is mounted is the weakest one. One more kick will do this door in.
>Sun chuckles a little and tries his hardest to lighten the mood
"... uh... diary with dirty secrets?"
>>9532386
"Oh wow... Hey, maybe you could make an entire origami city some day! That'd be cool as heck!"

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>>9532536
>Okay now they think he's actually Quincy
>...but they think he's a clone made by the same fucks that made Mewtwo
>proving you've come back from the dead is hard

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>>9532658
>Snug/hold up the dweebus called donny
And yooou're fuggin drunk.
You wanna sit down somewhere?

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Surprise poll.

How many of you have come back from the dead?

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>>9532735
>heavy catte breathing
>you're half walked half dragged to the nearest seat
yosmellfugkinnice~

>>9532721
cock

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>>9532785
Me, I'm currently dealing with trying to come back to life legally. They think I'm a fucking clone.

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>>9532793
Yes?

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>>9532785
Me. Now I have military fatigues and a robot arm.

>>9532709
Talk to people who know them or may have seen them. Discreetly.
That, and track social media.

Anyway, I think I might jostle to get a reassignment within my company. The people above me left, and I'm hoping to move up from my current fixing-things position - I've proven my competence and loyalty, and I'm willing to do it again.

>>9532812
saab/quinc

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>>9532669
"Guess who can actually pet back now, instead of just smooshing face into belly"

>>9532785
>Urge to reply rising

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>>9532785
>The bug answers from the ceiling directly above Colress
:: ANSWER: UNIT ONE! ::

>>9532833
>And the bug immediately loses its grip, falling directly onto Colress.

>>9532849
>and then they fucked hard

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>>9532808
With the data I've been gathering I'm sure I can convince them that you're the real you.
>>9532812
Noted.
>>9532833
Thank you O-
>>9532849
>THUMP.
Unit One why

>>9532829
No.

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>>9532787
>Sit that catte down
>And sit with him I guess
Thanks, that's uh, cream and strawberry scented stuff.
..You gonna be pawlright?

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>>9532829
Who?
>>9532866
Thank. I'm gonna go get drunk.

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>>9532785
Yes.

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>>9532893
I think they mean me and quite frankly I don't know why.
I guess because we both came back from the dead?

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>>9532866
>It immediately scrambles off of Colress and onto the desk.
" SORRY COLRESS! I DO NOT HAVE THE CEILING CLIMBING TECHNIQUES OF UNIT THREE. "

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>>9532709
Give me a general description and a fair price and I may be able to do it for you.

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>>9532899
Joe-sama.
>>9532904
I guess. I'd offer to hang out but I've been training in Unova for like... The past month or two or three or whatever.
Also you don't want to hang out with me.

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>>9532866
They have my fingerprints and DNA and stuff, but we're in Johto, so they think I'm some old Rocket Project.

>>9532926
I'm fine, I've got to focus on getting my pokemon back and then finding the ancient superweapon plans so I can keep them safe.

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>>9532814
I see.
>>9532922
Purple-y and probably a narco also a dumbass in armor and a red cloak. How's 150,000 sound?

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>>9532941
That's... delightfully vague. Male, female, age...?

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>>9532926
Oh hey you're not dead. Again. Cool.
Yes?

Grunt dude here.
I'm not sure my team's well-suited for my current assignment as a handyman and general fix-it guy. Two Eeveelutions and a Ninetales, all pretty tough.
Should I ask for a transfer, or wait until things heat up again and the bosses set me on something other than repair duty on their own?

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>>9532891
Mmgh, yeah, Imma gud
>he is not

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>>9532952
Female, purple hair, purple clothes, kinda looks like she's never slept in her life probably mid twenties. Other is male, 6'8", armor with a red cloak, 25, I know.
How's that?

slash is straight and it's going to stay that way

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>>9532982
..You suuuure about that?
>Wave paw in front of his face
You don't look too hot.

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>>9532939
Well if you need some crazy on your team Joe and I are available.
>>9532963
Nice to see you didn't get eaten by Sneasels.
How you been?

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>>9532971
It would likely be best to confront your bosses on these issues yourself.

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>>9533019
>notepad: equipped
Mmhmm. Region? How well armed are they? And do you want them dead or alive?

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>>9533043
Hot? Bitch I'm fiiiiiiiiiine~
You preddyhot toomnf~
>slump
>happy cat sounds

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>>9533090
Johto. Cam, purple bitch isn't well armed at all. Mort is but we aren't here to protect his ass.
I suggest a sneak attack.

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>>9533065
Likewise, but with less sneasels and more bleeding out or something.
I've been doing alright, got a fair bit of a team rounded up, hung out with a couple weirdos down in alola, almost got burned to death/blown up again.
Good times overall, I guess.
You been doing alright?

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>A young girl sneaks into the room where a narco sleeps. With a grunt of effort she crawls onto the foot of the bed, spending a few moments bouncing to gain maximum jump height before belly flopping onto Cam with a shriek of the word "Necromancy".

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>>9533138
Mmhmm. Noted. I'm still waiting to hear back on the status of a downed team member, but this doesn't sound like something worth bringing the captain or Gask in. Should be a milk run.

Send the payment to Bank of Unova, routing number 4001384-188804-31000. Account name under Trevor North. I'll be in touch.

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>>9533201
Done and done.
>Send the muns over.
>>9533192
>Watch the sassy child.

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>>9533117
...uh.
>Prop the dorkatte back up
Well, you're... you're not wrong. In either case.
>Sling an arm around the drunk dingus to make sure he doesn't fall over or something.
>Yeah definitely that.

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>>9533192
>Somewhere a sleepy ex-cultist is having a peaceful rest for the first time in weeks
>she snuggles up to the pumpkaboo next to her, unconsciously holding it in a protective hug her sleep
>and then
OH GODS WHAT THE FUCK
>flop
>on the floor

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>>9533238
>>9533192
Bloody hell.

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>>9533192
>>9533238
..I'm not even gonna ask what's going on here.

>>9533079
Understood.
>Frankie: don't be a classless idiot and talk business on an open forum, log off and try to talk to the boss in person instead.
>"Sir? I'd like to formally request a reassignment from repair work, if possible."

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>>9533223
>nuzzle the catte arm
Mmfhranks~
Im just gonna chill here kthx?
>flop into lap
>snug the tum

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>>9533065
Assuming the people with the plans for uh... that thing, are still who I think they are, I've got enough crazy, thanks for the offer though.

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>>9533238
>Acerola dangles half off the bed, propping her head in her hands and giving Cam her best Cheshire grin.
"Good morning Cam~"
>>9533277
"Necromancy, duh."

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>>9533259
>Staaaaaaare.
>>9533277
>Poke the Sneeze hard.
>>9533361
>Bored jellybean noise.
I'm bored, when is Mort getting back?

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>>9533170
Wow.
Basically just been saving money up and training.
>>9533355
Laaaaame. Been looking for action ever since I got a hitman on me.

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>>9533361
It's midnight.

>>9533259
Yeah. That.

>>9533277
>pet

>>9533388
How'd you get out of the ball, evil jelly bean?

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>>9533277
"Bloody nonsense."
>Pat the sneas

>>9533361
"So this is the power of necromancy"

>>9533388
"I'm pretty sure you're staring right into my soul"

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>>9533308
..
>Catte: pet other catte.
>Screw the rules of the universe.
That's fine with me, Don catte.
>Sweat™ a bit

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>>9533283
>N spins his chair around to face Frankie.
>One hand remains on the desk, tapping an unknown rhythm onto the wooden surface.
"Understandable. What exactly is it you wish to do?"

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>>9533361
Everything is necromancy to you.

>>9533453
Business as usual then.

>>9533388
>Sneeze: flop over from the force of the poke
why. what have i done to deserve this.

>>9533452
>Poke a Cam
The bean is bullying meeee.

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>>9533457
>cats can pet cats?
Mmmmfg
Nice. You'rreally warm~
>attempt to pet catte back
>just end up kinda booping the general area of his chest

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>>9533419
Yep.
Kinda been up to that myself too. The skulls down in Alola are great for it, if you're ever down there again.

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>>9533388
>She dons an ear to ear grin, tilting her head and kicking her feet against the bed.
"Hmmmm.... Never~! He fell to the ceremonial butter knife in the name of necromancy!"
>>9533452
>Her tongue is stuck out at Cam, the girl making a "pbbt" sound.
"Not in Alola it isn't!"
>>9533453
"Necromancy wakes both the dead and the narcoleptic!"
>>9533490
>A pout and a glare cross her face, the Sneasel earning a "pbbt" as well.
"Nuh-uh. Baths aren't necromancy! Not that you would know, you probably don't even take them!"

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>>9533452
I can leave when I want, it's great. Also Mort left and said he hates you.
>>9533453
Never seen one as shriveled as yours.
>>9533490
You were born.

>>9533560
(Fuck my life.)
You killed him? Nice. Good work, sassy kid.
-Dickgar "Phasma"

>>9533486
>Frankie: stand at attention
"Sir, I'd like to be transferred to either a caretaking and rescue job, or a communications or intel-gathering position."

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>>9533490
>pet chillcatte with one hand, point at the Salt Monster with the other
Workin' on it Sneeze.

>>9533560
Yeah, guess s- Wait what the fuck?
>angry, confused, and not totally conscious Hex noises
What the hell happened? How long was I out? Where's Mort?

>>9533561
>>9533561
Fuck off, fatass

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>>9533509
>They can now
>It may be against several laws though.
>Scritch the dorkatte ears
Thank.
..Your fur iiis pretty soft, gotta admit.
>Tail: swish.

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>>9533452
>>9533490
"Must be a normal day with all the crew here, or night, I lost track of time"

>>9533560
"Are you normally this hyper?"
"Fitting though, you could wake up the dead with all this energy"

>>9533561
"Yep, that sure is me"

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>>9533560
I guess it does.

>>9533561
Keep talking, saltpile.
Give me a reason to shut you up.

>>9533615
>Mildly agitated chillcatte: Purr. Kinda.
This is one of few ghosts I wish were still dead.

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>>9533621
>ear scritches: obtained
>yisss internally
Hell yeah, doofus, Youknwo ith~
>attempt to grab tail
>own tail is slumped over, barely moving

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>>9533560
>>9533577
"..."
"...what? Why?"

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>>9533577
"Just kidding~! I have no idea where Mort is. Maybe he went to go get a pack of cigarettes~"
>>9533615
>The sassy child tries her hardest to shrug, but alas - such an action cannot be done when your head is propped against your hands.
"Dunno, I just woke up from a nap."
>>9533663
>Lip pursed and brow furrowed, the child actually shuts up for a moment to think... only to give a completely nonchalant answer.
"I dunno, ask Cam."
>>9533691
"Heeey, I said I was kidding!"

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>>9533615
Not my fault he hates you, take a shower, bitch.
>>9533663
At least you're less of a mess than the others.
>>9533670
You wanna try it?
>>9533740
Lame. Kill him for me next time. I still got dibs on his soul.
>The gengar goes through Mort's bags.

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>Cam pulls herself back up, sitting in front of her snooze spot in what apparently used to be Mort's house
>also rolling for [SECRET]

>>9533663
Yeah, that's not supposed to happen. RIP soul.

>>9533670
>drag catte into lap and smooch on the head
No shit.

>>9533740
>Cam: Quickly go from panic and concern back to bored and sleepy
>Feel bad for thinking the Sassy Child was a murderer, shit lady you're an awful person.
'veltal kid, don't scare me like that.

>>9533756
>throw the designated Dickass JellyBean ball at
Fuck. Off.

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>>9533740
"Well that's a relief. He's cool"

>>9533756
"It's actually refreshing not being the most depressing guy in the room wait what do you mean with his soul"

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>>9533756
"Or I'll just bring him back as a Gengar. A better Gengar. And then catch him myself!"
>And then she repeats her favorite gesture, sticking her tongue out at the Gengar before reaching down to play with Cam's hair.
>>9533791
"Caaaaamie. Cam. I'm sure Mort's okay! And if he isn't we could totally necromancy him! Or do the spirit talking thing!"
>She works on braiding Cam's hair, undoing it and restarting several times when she inevitably messed up.
>>9533802
"I dunno, doesn't armor kinda hold a lot of heat? Wouldn't that make him hot?"

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>>9533686
>Tail: got.
>Mrow: habben
Who you callin a doofus, drunky.
>Scritches intensify
So much for holding your liquor, huh.

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>>9532830
>Ray: snug nerd
>"Bro, like, 'chu know I've got 'chur back, here and in Alola."
>"Bro's gonna fix the place up, we'll do great, but for now... comfy time."

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>>9533756
Get doubledead, nerd.

>>9533791
>Sneasel sounds
>And actual purrin
Why are gengars so meaaan.

>>9533791
>Ball'd.
>You're saved for now.
>>9533802
>>9533895
>>9533943
>No reply for now.
>Rolling for secrets.
-Saltgar: The Saltening.

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So, after a very long talk where the docs seemed to realize that I couldn't be a clone because even clones have different fingerprints, I'm officially, legally alive again! Which means they can hand over my pokeballs and I get my team back.
Zem is... probably going to snap my spine in a hug, actually I think I'm just going to suffocate in snuggles overall.

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>>9533907
>put tail in mouth
>not even lewd, just thought it looked pretty
Im callin' you doofus, dweeb!

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>>9533909
>"I've got plans for the future, and they involve taking a few things here and there from the radio station"
>"And for that, I need to not get dropped until I have walked in"
>"But for now, I've got a hand that needs to go places"
>Usable hand: snug the 'chu

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Does anyone know any good vaycay spots that aren't FUCKING ALOLA?

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>>9533791
"I guess that means I wouldn't loss much in case of soul vore. Cool"

>>9533895
"Hahaha, this kid"
"You sure are good at raising spirits"

>>9533954
"Good"

>>9534033
Kalos has a beautiful countryside.

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>>9533598
>With one foot he scratches at the back of the massive golden dog next to his desk, humming the tune that presumably goes with the tapping as he sorts his thoughts.
"We have recently developed a vacancy. With the loss of John and Sebastian we no longer have anyone to run Catalyst Air. My original plan was to have Anomalesia, Silvally, and Azoth run the radio but... A human is still necessary..."
>A grunt from one of the dogs in question cuts him off, N stopping to watch and scratch Anomalesia before continuing.
"... and the three could benefit from spending time with humans other than Gladion and I. It's not healthy."
>He scratches his jaw lightly, thinking on how to summarize.
"So... If you wish, you could operate the Cata Air radio station and provide socialization for Anomalesia, Azoth, and Silvally during work hours. Does this sound satisfactory to you? It would not require a move from the castle."

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>>9533895
Yeah, fair 'nuff. Mort would've said something if Mort got pulled out by the Big Bacon.

>>9533943
>hug that catte
Because they're dicks Sneeze.

>>9533954
>grab Jelly Ball
>shove it back in the cabinat O' Spook Holding
>Actually bother to lock and tag it this time, dingus

>>9534061
Lewd.

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>>9534033
Depends, do you like cold? There's a beautiful area between Sinnoh and Johto, covered in snow, and filled with ruins. No one but me ever consistently goes there, so you don't have to deal with tourists.
Problem is that it's always cold as Kyurem's balls.

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>>9533529
Hey batter, heads up!

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>>9534033
I do have a personal bias, but I would suggest Unova.

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>>9534079
Sir? I was thinking of putting U3 and U4 on for helping manage the Radio Station. It's been rather empty and playing repeats.
Shall I? Or do you have a plan for night programs?

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>>9534077
Nooooooooooo. This isn't 1995, it doesn't.
>>9534086
I'm Alola born, can barely stand the times I have to go up that shitty mountain.
>>9534112
Ay, bb. What's your name?

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>>9533972
>Very confused CreamCatte sounds
..
>Pet the strange nerd
I ain't a dweeb either, dingus.

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>>9534112
>>9534163
>Lewdfic brainstorming noises.

>>9534079
>Frankie's face lights up.
"Sir, it would be an honor, sir!"
>>9534120
"I understand, sir. Even if I'm not on radio duty, I can still take up another position, sir."

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>>9534061
"Hey, watch this, I got a pun ready for Cam."
>Acerola giggles in anticipation
>>9534083
"Yeah, wouldn't that just be... Mort-ifying?"

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>>9534163
Damn, and here I was hoping someone else would actually ignore the fact that it's cold to experience the place, as I said, it's beautiful, I've got a few pictures from the back of my Dragonite, birds eye view is incredible.
>uploaded SinjohGodCity.png

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>>9534083
>Hug dat hexx
Yeah, that's true. Kinda wanna meet one that's actually like, chill.

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>>9534169
>very drunk catte: purr
>purr a lot
Youa prrreetty dingus.

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>>9534120
My plan was to ask Berg and Hilbert if they wished to run the radio during night hours. Berg has been wishing for a safer job, and Hilbert is nearby. I believe it could work out, but if you still wish to have Units Three and Four assist him I will not stop you.
>>9534180
"I will confess that I have little knowledge of the location of the new radio equipment. Discuss that with Colress while I explain the situation to the "doggos"."

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>>9534083
"That was what I came here for originally, you know"

>>9534186
"Go on..."

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Uuuugh, I can't sleep and everyone but Drax is exhausted from training and stuff, what do you guys do in times like this? I've tried using the Translator but my pokemon seem to be mute.

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>>9534163
.... Caitlin, of the Unova Elite Four. Why?
>>9534179
"Shauntal? What are you doing?"

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>>9534249
I don't think the radio station is going to be as large of a target. I'll send four down there for now. If anything more is needed I can send more as necessary.
>Update U4's security protocols.
>Double check SB and John are out of there.
>They are.
>Send him off.

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>>9534208
I'd love to but Fini would eat me if I fucked off somewhere that far.
>>9534266
Damn has anyone ever told you that you're like.
Wow.
Koko > Catilin > Fini for my new waifu chart. Hella.

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>>9534186
>hystelical giggling
>fug you broke the Hex

>>9534221
Never gonna happen bro. They're all made of salt and hate. Great snugs tho.

>>9534252
Yeppers.

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>>9534333
>Quincy knocks on the door

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>>9534236
...
>Attempt to decipher drunkspeech
You think I'm pretty?
>Poke at the catto

>>9534333
>>9534355
(I'd pop sord out but ghostsail is going to have a bad enough time as is soooooooooo... I'll find something of equal value.)

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>>9534252
>>9534333
>She can barely contain her laughter, but does so for the sake of more puns.
"If Mort cleaned his house would it be... Mort-iculous?"
>>9534409
(Rip)
>>9534355
"...Who's there?"

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>>9534431
"A dead guy, apparently, do you people still have my scrolls?"

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>>9534355
>yelling from beyond the ve... door
IT'S 1 IN THE MORNING, FUCK OFF. WE DON'T WANT TO BUY STUPID COOKIES.

>>9534431
>snicker
Hey, kiddo don't answer the door at night. Might be some creep.

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>>9534333
There has to be at leaaast one.
It's probably a shiny or something.

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>>9534431
>>9534445
>>9534494
>>9534496
>Click.
>A confused tree comes out of it's ball.
>Squint.

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>>9534332
She would eat you? I am certain that Shauntal is already killing herself in haste to write something about that.
Thank you, it is greatly appreciated. You will forgive me if I fail to return compliments in kind - I do not wish to send Grimsley into another two week alcohol binge.
Perhaps Tapu Fini would be willing to allow you a vacation to Unova? The Elite Four should be having a game night sometime soon.

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>Still snuggling the psychmouse
>Awkwardly send messages through dex
>To Jay, Hal and Zeta: "Round up personal stuff still in the station, especially the contents of the workshop and the Necrozma data in the 'basement'"
>To John: "Rent a storage unit, I'm sending the team to take our stuff still in the station"
>To Hal, specifically and encrypted: "ensure access to radio studio and access to confidential data until I'm out of bed"

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>>9534407
>nod vigorusly
Cuuuuutes dork~

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>>9534186
>>9534333
"Damn, that was a good joke"

>>9534431
"Oh fuck"

>>9534355
"I'll let you all deal with the visitor"

>>9534518
"What in the bloody fuck?"

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>>9534445
"A dead guy who?"
>>9534494
>Acerola snorts and scoffs, rolling her eyes at Cam.
"Buuuut Cam, we're creeps!"
>>9534518
>She imitates the tree, squinting back
"Who're you squinting at?
>>9534603
"CAAAAAAM!!! HE CURSED IN FRONT OF A KID!!!"

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>>9534558
>"Got it. I'll get it set up. Glad you're with us again, Seb."

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>>9534619
"A dead guy that grew back his missing leg and pissed off a bunch of ghost girls"

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>Rolling for money made today.
>Last three numbers x last two numbers on post below x 100

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>>9534528
Man do I even wanna know? Yeah I'll see if I can get a vacation from Fini...
>Mina packs up her art supplies and heads off to the ruins of hope.
>Travel time with last number.
(Is anyone playing Fini? Because I'm gonna roll for success if no one is.)

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>>9534496
Probbl-

>>9534518
Oh fuck me no...
>Throw out the Lamp cuz it's all you got

>>9534603
Get the hell out of here bro!

>>9534619
In order, yes we are, us, and I've been doing that since we left Alola kiddo

>>9534639
>scared and confused hex noises
...Wait wha...
.
..
...
HAVE YOU NOW OR EVER TRIED TO FUCK A DEAD CHICK THAT LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOM?

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>>9534560
..T-thanks.
>Pet that gay catte
You're kinda cute too, y'know.

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>>9534603
...Hello.
>>9534619
Where is Mortimer?
>>9534705
>Bonk.
>The tree tears up.
Why'd you do that? I want Mort, where's Mort?

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>>9534705
"NO, I HAVEN'T TRIED TO FU- ARCEUS' BALLS CAM IT'S QUINCY, OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR! DO YOU EVEN STILL HAVE THE SCROLLS!?"

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>>9534558
>Hal, Jay, possibly Zeta: abuse that not yet official resignation to group up personal effects, workshop stuff and data they still have access to
>Hal: realize he nor SB have admin privileges anymore, rolling to break through using knowledge of the security systems (success: 6,8)

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>>9534518
..Hellooo there.

>>9534705
>Pokepoke
I think the Tree is chill.
Maybe.

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>>9534639
"This is a crappy knock knock joke"
>>9534705
>Acerola's gasps, hands clamped over her chest in exaggerated shock
"CAAAAM!! CAM'S BEEN CURSING IN FRONT OF A LITTLE GIRL!"
>>9534722
>And then she immediately moves onto a shrug, hopping off the bed and brushing out her dress.
"I ate him! His body was the bread and his blood the jelly!"

>>9534689
(Give me a sec, multicharing atm)
(Though I think someone else claimed Fini the other day)

>>9534815
(You don't have to, dude. No worries. I can just roll.)

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>>9534619
"Whoa nelly"

>>9534705
"Oh fuck"


>>9534722
"Hello and goodbye mate!"
>Attempt rushing out of spookhouse

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>>9534722
...Are you uh... not here to kill us?

>>9534739
Fucking.. I THOUGHT YOU DIED FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK HEAD YOU SCARED THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF FUCKING ME FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>9534772
...Maybe
>grab catte

>>9534788
Ace, please don't get us murdered by a tree.
>>9534772

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>>9534689
Know about which? League game night or my apparently abysmal attempts at flirtation?

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>>9534772
I want Mort.
>>9534788
>Dubs.
>All that.
>Nope, you broke him.
>The tree turns into a sobbing blubbering mess.
>>9534835
>>9534842
Where did Mort go?

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>>9534842
"I DID, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LOOK AT YOUR OWN COLD DEAD CORPSE!? I GOT BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE SOMEHOW! DID YOU LET SOME FUCKHEAD TAKE THE SCROLLS OR NOT, IT'S KINDA FUCKING IMPORTANT!"

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>>9534624
>"The coma felt worse than having most of my bones broken, being honest."
>"We'll regroup and get things back online soon"

>>9534754
>Get confirmation of revoked admin privileges
>"Well, good thing I helped build the security in the first place"

>Resume psymouse snugs

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>>9534689
"Salutations, my chosen"

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>>9534890
"Oooooooooh, the scrolls~! We gave them to a guy in Dragonite armor who said he needed them for a prophecy. He shouted a lot, I didn't like him."
>>9534882
>Acerola frowns, gingerly wrapping her arms around the tree and patting it.
"Heyyy.... I was kidding, Mort's fine! Probably."
>>9534842
"See Cam? It's fine!"

>>9534899
>Well, good thing I helped build the security in the first place"
>Success only on 6,8
(So he didn't get what he wanted? I'm seriously not sure if he got what he was looking for.)

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>>9534842
>Held item Chillcatte gained
He might beee. Grass types are cool most of the time.

>>9534882
I dunno where Mort went, bud. Might be out shopping or something.

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>>9534882
Uh... I haven't seen him for a bit
>throw cat on your shoulders like a scarf, then run over to hug that three
Ssshhhhh. It's okay big guy.

>>9534890
LOOK JACKASS I'M HAVING A REAL FUN TIME PROCESSING ALL THIS FUCKING INFORMATION AND THEIR'S A CRYING MURDER TREE IN THE LIVING ROOM SO IF YOU WANNA JUST FUCKIN' GIVE ME A SECOND HERE FUCKING FUCK

>>9534944
It's a crying tevenent. I didn't think they could even do that.

>>9534956
Yyyeah. He's not really... murder-y.

>>9534949
(He got a 4 for that roll, so I don't think he got what he was looking for. Or anything, for that matter.)

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>>9534739
>>9534890
>Smash into the visitor while attempting to flee
>Shuppetbro is surprised
"Bloody hell, sorry"

>>9534882
"I don't know!"

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>>9534949
(Hal got nothing confidential, Seb is going to need to get to the station physically now and a lot of things can happen in the mean time)

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>>9534944
"YOU WHAT!? DO YOU REALIZE THAT THERE IS A WEAPON IN THOSE SCROLLS THAT COULD VERY EASILY KILL US ALL!?"

>>9534971
"ACE LITERALLY JUST SAID YOU GAVE THE SCROLLS AWAY, WE HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS MORE THAN A TREE!"

>>9534975
"GAH!"
>weeb: fall on ass

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>>9534971
>C.Catte: become the scarf. The scarf is you.
He just seems kinda.. upset.

>>9535001
If you don't stop screaming I'm going to punch you in the throat.

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>>9534711
>nibble that tale
>snug the cat crotch
>not even trying to be lewd
You'recutestho~

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>>9534944
>>9534956
>>9534971
>Hug applicable members.
>Try not to cry.
>Cry a lot.

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>>9534944
>>9535001
"This is bloody confusing"
>Shuppetbro: spin around head

>>9534956
>>9534971
"Cool scarf, by the way"

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>>9535001
"Aw, you didn't get the joke. I guess you aren't that much of a nerd after all~"
>A hand covers her mouth, muffling her giggle.
>>9534971
>The child tries her best to whisper to Cam without alerting the crying tree
"Cam. Caaaaam. Help. He's crying sap and it's getting in my hair."
>>9535047
>She pats the gaps between the trunk awkwardly.
"Hey, maybe we can make a Mort doll?"

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>>9535001
I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THAT AND WHAT THE HELL YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING SHITTY I FELT FUCK YOU WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WEREN'T STAYING DEAD WHAT THE HELL SEND A BITCH A MEMO OR SOMETHING AND IT'S A JOKE ANYWAY DUMBASS

>>9535023
Punch him. Punch him Sneeze. I'll give you belly rubs.

>>9535047
It'll be oookayyy.
>smooch tree

>>9535064
Sweet hat.

>>9535096
Ah, crap. Go shower kid, you're gonna ruin that dress.

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>>9535040
>Try not to pop a cactus.
>Very hard.
Well, you're not wrong.
You're still pretty dang cute though.
>Rub the catteback

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>>9535096
Please? Please I don't want him to be gone.
>>9535127
>Cling to new parental figure.
C-can we get the yelly man his thing...?

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>>9535023
"Sorry, I'm just a BIT panicked because the plans for a weapon that could potentially be used to wipe out a region is in the hands of a crazy person!"

>>9535096
"...I have been played"

>>9535064
"Yes, yes it is"
>Quincy gets back to his feet

>>9535127
"I don't know, Cam, I literally cannot remember anything past losing my leg, did I bleed out?"

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>>9535047
"Huh, not the murderous kind of tree"
>Observe tree behavior

>>9535127
"Thanks mate"

>>9535023
"I'll double Cam's headpat offer and add ear scritches"

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>>9535047
Heeey, hey, you're alright bud, no need to cry.
>ScarfCatte: become the treehugger.

>>9535127
You'll give me bellyrubs anyways though.

>>9535197
You better not be talking about Cam.

>>9535210
Again, you'll give me those anyways.

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>>9535195
Ssshhhh. I'll take care of it.

>>9535197
Nope. You tripped and died. Fuckin.... the fuck even happened? You're shit's where you left it edgebro
>Hex: Barely resist sudden existential crisis

>>9535210
Do iiiit

>>9535237
Yeah but I'll like... do it harder. Or lower. If you're a creep or somethin'.

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>Message John.
>"Any clue on how much money we're going to need?"
>Secret roll: Go.

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>>9535197
"Yep! Drop the keys, fake nerd!"
>>9535195
"Yeah, we can make one tomorrow!"
>Acerola removes herself from the tree, cringing at the sap covering her head and chest
>>9535127
"Okay Cam! If I fall asleep in the shower I wanna come back as a Dhelmise!"
>The child skips off to the bathroom, the tell tale sounds of a shower starting up five minutes later.

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>>9535197
>>9535281
"What the bloody hell"
"Is that guy dead or something?"

>>9535237
"Damn, you got me"
>Apply ear scritches

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>>9534908
(Sorry I got caught up in irl. If you aren't down to clown I can roll.)
>Bust the mf dictonary out.
Hallo, Fini, your exaltedness. Your smokin'ness. The Poni Island challenge has been slow and I feel I've been getting weaker. With your blessing, may I take a small break in Unova to garner strength.

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>>9535287
>"Enough to get us to Alola, then enough to get some cheapo furniture. So, not too much."

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>>9534899
>Psymouse: resume snugs.
>He's sticking around until somebody chucks him out, knowing him.

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>>9535340
>"How's 7,438,300P sound? Hahaha, I've been working my ass off all day the past few days."
>One last secret roll.

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>>9535144
Mmnf~
>maximum purr
>also there's a sleeping cat
>it's sleeping on the cactus
>have fun with that

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>>9535313
>ChillPurrs
I know how it goes~

>>9535281
...Uh.
>Cough™ and Sweat™
You got it.

>>9535197
>Bap a weaboo

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>>9535334
"I'll ignore that last remark, my chosen."
"The trials must not go unattended, do you propose someone who can lead the trial in your stead?"

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>>9535360
>"That's enough to fly first class, fix the place up better than before and still have enough left over to stock the liquor cabinet. You're amazing, Des."

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>>9535368
..heck.
....Oh well.
>Get comfy and stroke the catte
>No not like that you perv.

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>>9535237
"I'm not, I was talking about the crazy person Ace said she gave it to."

>>9535281
"Aha, aha, very funny, no way I died like that, I'd remember that, I think"

>>9535290
"Nah, just because I don't get one reference doesn't mean I'm not a nerd"

>>9535313
"Apparently, yes, I lost my leg and then died, now I'm back"

>>9535393
"Why would you do this"

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>>9535411
I don't- Actually.
...There's this rad guy in Poni Island proper that might be still around. I think he calls himself Tyler? Tall, wears a robe. If he's not around maybe... Sun? Whatever you accept, your... Fishiness.

>>9535290
Don't slip!

>>9535313
I... don't even fucking know anymore dude. I'm just gonna like. Go sleep. C'mon tree. I'll give you some snugs.

>>9535393
Fuggin. Good kitty. I'm heading back to bed, you down for some cuddles?
>rub that tum

>>9535455
Dude I'm serious. You fell like. Two full stories down a staircase. You're stuff is still over uh... yeah.

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>>9535417
>"Alright, nice. I still have to wash the damn ginger hair dye out from my plasma days. I'll see if I can scrounge up some extra pocket change."
>Rolling for success and time if successful on last hidden roll.

>>9535504
>
(too tired to DRINK, it's cam)

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>>9535455
I have my reasons and they are very good reasons.

>>9535504
Alriiight.
You know I'm always good for cuddles.
>Chillcatte: Purr like a mf

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>>9535470
"Sun already offended me with his presence before, and thus can not."
"Show me this Tyler, and hope your choice is true."

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>>9535544
Alright you're going to have to follow me.
>No rolls, we timeskip like men.
>Knock on the boat and hope the RPer still exists.

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>>9535544
>>9535568
Uh, just a moment, please.
>Equip cloak.
>Poke out.
Hello?

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>>9535393
"You're a real weasel, stealing the pets"
>Continue manipulating the fluffy noisemaker

>>9535455
"Where you smoking Darkrai?"

>>9535504
"You know, I'll just curl up, this is too much nonsense for one night"

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>>9535504
"...Well shit"
>He looks over at the scrolls
"Well, I guess this is divine intervention of some sort, more proof I should build those statue towns."

>>9535536
"Do you need me to scratch your ears or something?"

>>9535591
"Darkrai? The legendary lets people smoke him?"

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>>9535568
(Don't worry, I asked the RPer first)

>>9535588
>Dubs
>Fini has been completely fooled
"Salutations, human"
"My chosen has chose you to temporarily replace her as trial captain of Poni Island"

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>>9535591
That's my job~
And I do it well.
>Snea.wav

>>9535614
Not if you like your fingers!
Hehe.

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>>9535353
>It's late, and no one has come
>This might upset a nurse in the morning but it will be worth the night

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>>9535616
>Sweat.
Do you have any specific trial in mind? I think I work best with steel ghost or... Ice types?

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>>9535658
"Fairy is the trial of my chosen, but, considering the circumstances, a trial not of any other chosen of the guardians is a possibility"

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>>9535708
Would ice be okay? I already have a few ice types and I think I could do well using ice types.

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>>9535646
"Suit yourself"
>He sorts through his stuff
"I still have that Razor Claw, if you'd like to evolve"

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>>9535614
"No, some really bloody fucked up drug some junkies smoke"
"Really messes you up"

>>9535646
"Professional cat burglar of pets"
>Woosp the snea is taking all the pets

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>>9535724
"Acceptable"

>>9535568
"My chosen, if you would thus like to confirm your choice"

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>>9535770
Absolutely.
>Thumbs up like we're in mf Rome.

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>>9535735
Weaviles are all compensating for something, so, nah.

>>9535742
Oh, you figured out my title?
Nice~
>Boop a lan
I'm gonna go snuggle up with Cammie and get some sleep, sooo, save up your pettin energy for tomorrow.
G;night.
>Snea: go snug that hex and get some rest

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>>9535770
>>9535790
>Bow.
I will not disappoint.

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>>9535790
>>9535800
"It is thus confirmed"
"My chosen, you have two weeks and no further than two weeks to strengthen yourself"
"I take my leave"
>Leaves back to the ruins

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>>9535800
Thanks man. Good luck.
>>9535862
Thank you, my fishiest.
>Hop onto dickass Togekiss.
>Off to Unovaaaaaaaaaaa.
>But I have shit tomorrow, hopefully I don't waste these two weeks.
>Night.

>>9535791
"Sounds like a plan"
>Snug up the icecat and sleep

-Ian

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>>9535877
(Could probably get Fini to extend the vacation, with some real good persuasion)

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>Quincy decides to take his chances and not sleep, studying the scrolls

>roll to turn bones str8

>>9536178
>roll to kill thread

>>9536666
You know they're too autistic to stop
That's why their parents beat them
Checked anyway

>>9536666
>quads

How does PAR die? The return of Dave and the purging of all non-homosexual entities?

>>9537030
>purging of all non-homosexual entities
That's like 4 or 5 characters at most

>>9537106
There's so few players that'd be over half the roster.

>>9537113
Skitters and Jirachi have ~50 characters between the two of them though

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>>9535958
>Five hours of studying later, Quincy has managed... two whole scrolls, though only roughly

>>9538643
good job quinc

>>9538643
>Ian: snore loudly on the couch

>>9536697
Dang you spit more hot bars then gladi's dad

What's a good way to get into battling?

>>9539553
Sims are neat for the theory but dwell too much in them and you develop bad habits.

>>9539589
Gotcha, I'll be careful if I try those out, thank you!

>>9539589
What bad habits? I've spent years on the Sims and I don't have any bad habits. In fact I intend to finally put my practice to use and build a team soon, six Pokemon are going to make me one of the strongest men alive!

>>9539760
Renember that we're dealing with living beings with their own motivations and that sims are a considerably simplified model of what happens in a battle and you will be good.
Speaking as a former simulator warrior.

>>9539912
Sims still not deal well with using terrain to your advantage, or more creative uses of moves. Too many cases of sim warriors that easily escalate the ladder, think they can tackle actual battling and fail to deal with real life issues like proper care of their pokemon.

>>9539970
You clearly haven't been keeping up, latest simulations now include terrain and other factors.

>>9539993
I admit I haven't played sims in about half a year. Cool, but to get into actual battling I still recommend to start small.

Hello!
I'm trying to open a training facility.
Any suggestions as to what I can add? I have a few empty rooms.
Currently, I have strength, speed, and accuracy areas set up, designed for use by both pokemon and humans.
Strength includes weight equipment that ranges from a few ounces to several thousand pounds, speed rooms that include treadmills that hit 200mph, and accuracy, and an outdoor area with various kinds of targets, most moving.

>>9540800
Maybe an area for Pokémon to practice against each other? A training ring sorta thing.

>>9540800
Maybe a clay launcher for the accuracy facility? You wouldn't believe how many pokemon with ranged moves have problems shooting down aerial targets.
Personally I've used some steel frisbees as a low cost solution for my team.

>>9540932
Perhaps.
Would need more extensive medical facilities on site and figure out how to make it durable enough.

>>9541118
As a matter of fact, I actually have one.
Just need to stock up on the clay disks.

>>9541156
Where are the facilities licated at, by the way?

What are the laws for building outside of Kalos borders?

>>9541588
Getting shot by the reich is the only risk

I have a rather serious problem.
I'm in a cult, and I want out.
I'm not even sure why I joined in the first place.
Any advice?
>>9541588
You want a helping hand with that?

>>9541827
Try running away very fast?

>>9541827
mutiny?

>>9541827
Tell me about your cult.

>everyone shitposting in discord instead of rping
confirmed doa

>>9541514
Unova, north of aspertia city.
Feel free to visit.

@9542581
ok

>>9542581
(i didn't post in a while becasue i'm on a break
i will get back to rping soon)

>>9542621
ok
>>9542644
gr8 why do i have to bump the fuck ing thread

>>9542740
i don't know