ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.)
What do you think about UBs?
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>>9516979
jellycock
>>9516979
Dangerous. I'd rather not deal with any for the rest of my lifetime.
>>9516925
>Jay: Fly off from tower to hospital
>Rolling to not crash through the window
>Roll to also not collapse because of not recharging batteries in over a week, post number below
.
>>9516849
(He had two days to make it work, lets put it at that. It's not like someone didn't pay the price)
>>9516999
>Failtrips
>it's a female now
>great job
>>9516964
A Tyrantrum, I think they're called? Big stompy lizard things, absolutely massive. Huge head, could probably swallow me whole.
5th for where are the cucks RP
>>9516979
Looks stupid.
>>9517038
...Nice~.
You're still lame though.
>>9517020
>It's not like someone didn't pay the price)
(No one paid the price...? I don't see your logic here.)
>>9517051
Yeah, got right on top of it and scratched the fugg out of it's back.
..No You're lame. Lame-o.
>>9517071
kys
>>9517094
>legitimate criticism
>told to fuck off
Lel
Great feedback
>>9516925
>>9517020
>Hal: calmly bring the balls in case Jay knocked himself out
>Thankfully he did not
>farts so hard I soil myself
please send help, where are the poe
>>9517116
That's the GMs for you
Or should I say bones
>>9517084
Hot.
Doesn't change the fact that your face is pancake.
>>9517071
(the roboowl is almost ded dude)
>>9517151
No, your face is a pancake!
..And it gets worse, apparently.
>>9517020
>>9517134
>Seb: look at the team reassemble
>>9517201
(Panoptes the Claydol is part of Seb's team, and a char on his own as well)
>>9517326
(I think anon means Panoptes can be easily replaced whereas someone else wouldn't so the loss of Panoptes is sort of really not a point.)
>Oh no robot is dead.
>Jk I got the memory stuff right here we're good
(I kinda agree in that it's a moot death because it can be easily fixed.)
>>9517297
Everstone. I'm staying fabulous forever. You're gonna get a big ass stone zit.
>>9517362
Hey now, Persian look pretty alright. I ain't evolving either though, I like being able to use my hands. For stuff.
>>9517448
Yeah, you probably have to use them a lot.
>Snickering catte sounds
>>9517358
(Wouldn't be as easy as with a Porygon, Panoptes had to be modified extensively to work with modern AIs, on top of it's repaired and juryrigged body)
(And also have get another Claydol, in the first place)
>>9517494
I mean yeah I used to, cat burglar and all that jazz.
Kinda need hands to pick stuff.
>Oblivious catte is oblivious.
>>9517554
More like all that jizz.
>Darkest Catte: Finds himself hilarious
>>9517615
..Eh?
What are you talkin about?
>>9517326
>Ray gets back, finally.
"Bro.. I dunno if Panoptes is gonna make it. We can just hope."
>He sits down next to the nerd.
>>9517807
>"He's been through worse, after all, he was built to last"
>"I'm pretty sure it's not Wednesday anymore but, why don't you come closer so we can get up to date in things?"
>>9517878
>Ray: snug the nerd.
>"'Chu've been out about a week, bro. I was worried 'chu'd, like, cashed out, for a while."
>"My bro's still got his place in Alola, it got burgled but not burnt down or anything. That, and like, Desmond might come with us when we go."
>>9517948
>"It felt like a way too long span of time. Just me the silence and the worst feeling of loneliness one can feel"
>"What do you mean with your bro's house, have we been fired?"
i want rotom to vore me
>>9518058
>"Pretty much, bro, yeah."
>"The revenge thing with Desmond, like, and the shadow-gross thing kinda... John had to quit to save face. Des, too. I think 'chu're expected to, like, drop out too."
>"Back to Alola's okay with me if it's okay with 'chu."
>>9518177
>"As long we have eachother I'd even go to Almia"
>"I'm not dropping out until after I'm out of this hospital, I have a few last things to do in the station before we leave"
>"Tell Hal to secure as much info as possible now, I just hope I can get a piece of data about an old friend"
>Desmond: Roll to make some cash.
>Last 3 numbers x last two numbers above x 100.
>>9518261
>pet batte man
>>9518747
Thanks.
>Desmond: Roll to make some more cash.
>Last three post numbers x 100.
narcos rock
>>9519348
real narco hours
>>9519605
real haha hours
real anxiety induced insomnia hours
>>9517708
...I'm implying you jerk it a lot, work with me here dweeb.
Real dead hours
There is literally nothing wrong with theft and murder.
>>9523388
I only half agree.
Murder is too messy.
>>9523426
Not if you melt everything. Cremation works well too, but finding the proper facilities to break bone down to calcium is something of a pain.
>>9523455
I meant more in the sense that it can cause a lot more problems than just having to worry about getting rid of the evidence.
People noticing your victim's gone missing, starting searches and investigations. That kind of thing.
Nobody likes any of that shit.
>>9523515
Oh to be sure. It's a mater of pragmatism in most cases. Assessing whether making a clean run will be a benefit or a hazard, considering the context of a run, and of course knowing the amount of attention the unfortunate casualty will bring. Good fun.
>>9523541
Yeah.
Who are you, exactly?
>>9523668
>smug seaweed sounds
>puff chest
>he can't see you through the internet what are you even doing dumbass
I am Arch-Curator Alcock. Scholar, adventurer, privateer, explorer, archaeologist, criminologist, toxicologist-
>the superfluous list of made up titles goes on for several minuets more
>it's blatantly obvious that he's not really any of these things in an official capacity
77/Cock/33 otp
>>9523725
I...uh...right.
>77: attempt to note down every made up title.
I'm AE-77, or just 77 for short.
All those titles make me curious, what exactly do you do?
>>9523869
I obtain rare and valuable artifacts, and preserve them for the good of all sapient beings. For a price. I also have a select few side businesses.
And what business were you in Mister.... 77 is that something symbolic?
>>9523941
Interesting.
What kind of side businesses?
Also I'm a reconnaissance grunt, but I occasionally get assigned more specialised missions.
AE-77 isn't my name, it's simply my designation.
>>9524018
The kind of side business where insensitivity to the value of surreptitious manner is frowned upon.
I'm sure you understand. I'll refrain from asking your employer, as I assume it would be imprudent and a waste of time besides.
>Check thead.
>77 talking with kelp.
>>9523816
No.
>33: Get to some more training.
>Rolling for success.
>>9524078
I see.
Also you assume correctly, although if our paths cross maybe we could talk privately about working together or something.
>>9524182
>>9524238
YOU TWO! I'M COMMISSIONING YOU TO GET ME A LUCARIO IN THE NEXT HOUR!
>>9524282
Uh... How does your hair stick out of your helmet...?
>>9524282
What?
Who even are you?
Why should we bother?
>>9524282
Are we getting paid for this?
>>9524372
Hey, 77, I'm gonna see about getting one anyway. I either get one for her and we get paid or I get one for my team.
>>9524345
...Because it has holes?
>>9524372
I am Korrina! Queen of Lucarios!!!!
Gym leader of Kalos!!
>>9524390
Name your price!
>>9524411
So you just... Pull your hair through it...? That's kinda weird...
>>9524390
Uh, alright. Sure.
I guess I'll back you up.
>>9524411
...I see.
I guess we'll do it, 33 can decide on the price.
>>9524411
...How's... 250,000,000P sound?
>>9524474
I have no clue why this chick picked us.
>33: See about getting a Lucario from somewhere.
>Rolling.
>>9524449
It looks cool to the challengers! Never mind that time I fell down and ripped most of my hair out!
>>9524474
Great!
>>9524503
That's a bit steep, it better be a good one!
>>9524282
>>9524411
>>9524522
What the fuck.
>>9524474
>>9524503
You guys def aren't breeders. You some kind of hitmen?
>>9524411
Hello, posting to remind you that I'm going to your gym today to repair the rink (again) and that to please contain yourself and your subjects while I'm working, or at least make less noise.
>>9524522
Okaaaaaay, I guess that's cool... if you don't mind being bald.
>>9524553
Hi Mina! How's it going?
>>9524503
Yeah it's fucking weird.
Oh well, it can only help us if we're getting paid for it.
>Scouting music: on.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC3bbnACO8I&
>>9524522
Yep, it'll be the best Lucario you've ever seen.
>>9524553
Of course not.
Where would you get such a ridiculous idea?
>>9524522
It'll be great.
>>9524553
Nah, where'd you get that from?
>>9524627
Miiiiiight be a trap. Oh well.
Come on, let's find a Lucario.
>33: Get looking for a Lucario.
>>9524613
Pretty good, dude. Pissing off hitmen, you?
>>9524627
>>9524645
Yeah, but, what kinda breeders use fuckin' binocs?
Whatever. You two interested in an art commish? Something to keep me off your hitlist?
>>9524645
Who knows, fuck.
Where would we even find a Lucario for this crazy person?
I guess I'll go scout from above.
>77: let out the screeching metal bird and hop on.
>Skarms flies up high.
>77 starts scanning the land below for any signs of a breeding centre or something.
>>9524661
When did we say we were breeders?
We're not fucking hitmen, seriously.
Also uh..could you draw me a Skarmory?
>>9524661
Not hitmen, not breeders.
...A forretress, please?
>>9524784
Maybe Sinnoh or Kalos? I have no fucking clue.
>33: Follow 77 on foot.
>Do some google searches.
>>9524661
Questioning a gym leader on her hair... I think she's gone now? Um... How do you know they're hitmen?
>adri is doing her usual work
i got some more t-shirts in stock, they were running low
maybe i should do more pants now
>>9524784
>>9524829
Yeah, yeah. I can do that. That'll be 2238P for both of you
>Get on that shit.
>Rolling for completion time using last two numbers added together.
>>9524875
I doooon't, I'm fuckin' with them because they're really defensive.
>>9524876
What's up my fellow art dude?
>>9524903
doing fine
my shop is going fairly well
it became somewhat popular with the people around here
>>9524903
Soo.... What're you gonna do if they actually are hitmen?
>Sorry, had to take a call.
>May have to take another one at some point, not sure when.
>Feel free to go on without me for a bit if/when that happens.
>>9524829
Me neither.
Why couldn't this weirdo get her own Lucario, fuck.
>77: spot an adoption centre.
Hey 33, I've spotted an adoption centre, you wanna go check it out and see if you can legally get a Lucario?
I'll stay on standby in case we can't get one without force.
>Skarms: fly over and circle above the adoption centre.
>>9524903
Nice.
How would we go about paying you?
>>9524903
Hey, much appreciated. Thank you.
How do you want your pay?
>>9525113
Sounds good to me. I think it'll probably be fine. My record is pretty clean.
>Walk in.
>Rollan.
>>9525069
Hey nice. I'll toss the word around Alola.
>>9525088
Uhhhh, not really my problem desu? Maybe ask Fini or someone to come with me and kick their butts?
I dunno, dude. I can barely leave Poni for a few hours before Fini gets angry.
>>9525113
>>9525142
I mean you can either toss it electronically or you can tell me where you are and I can get my sweet bee couriers to toss it to you and get the cash.
>>9522155
..Ohhh.
...I do not!
>>9525142
Yeah, everything's probably going to be fine.
Just let me know if you need me to save you once again.
>>9525178
Sending it to you electronically is probably easier.
>77: send over the P from his PDA.
>>9525178
I can send mine electronically.
>Send the P over PDA.
>>9525283
>33: Come out with newly adopted Lucario.
Heyy, got it. Did she say where we were meeting her? Kalos?
Is Gigi around? I want to ask a favor.
>>9525339
And that would be what exactly?
>>9525354
Is there any way I could get you to bring Quincy back?
>>9525363
His spirit is still around here somewhere... Do you have something of equal value to a human spirit to trade~?
>>9525317
Shit, that was quick. Nice one.
No idea where she is, probably Kalos.
>Skarms lands next to 33 and screeches at him and the Lucario.
>>9525426
Not him but I'm curious as to what you would deem of equal value.
>>9525283
>>9525317
Thank yoooou.
>SkarmoryForretresschillan.png uploaded.
I put em together since you two are bros.
(Gotta stop being lazy and actually draw IC)
>>9525439
Prooooobably Kalos.
You wanna fly?
>Ball the Lucario and hop on if 77 says yes.
>>9525484
Nice. Thanks dude.
>>9525426
...How about my spirit?
>>9525363
(Well that's one way to get me back)
>>9525522
(THIS IS A PLOT TO GET YOUR GHOSTS OFF YOUR ASS ISN'T IT)
>>9525442
Another human spirit.
>>9525522
Interesting. Are you sure about this, Mortimer?
Is it worth it?
>>9525484
Nice, thanks.
>Fuckin nice, can't wait.
>>9525505
Probably yeah.
Hop on, fuck teleporting everywhere all the time.
>77: put on flying music.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HzxazC2EsQ&
>>9525596
It really isn't but that's not my call to make.
>>9525610
>Whoops forgot to roll for travel time.
>Gonna go ahead and say 10 posts not counting this one.
>>9525610
Alright, this is going to go so well.
>Hop on and chill.
Man, 77, you think we could befriend another legendary?
>>9525596
...Yep.
Is this curtains for me?
>>9525178
cool
i am in kalos in dendemille town
it's not a big place, but it's good enough
>>9525704
(If this works don't expect Quincy back for a bit because my phone is about to be kill
>>9525596
Does God Arceus allow for these kind of pacts?
>>9525677
Yeah, unless it's a trap again.
Also, probably. Although what legendary do you think we'd even run into next?
>>9525621
Human value is a funny thing.
>>9525704
Of course you will die. I think it'll be fitting for a decision such as yours. Your soul will be forefit and I will create a new body for the human known as Quincy.
Are the terms in agreement?
>>9525771
Do you want to become the new vessel for the human known as Quincy? I urge you to be silent.
>>9525735
(I figured you could use your old FC or get a new one.)
>>9525800
I mean it's definitely a trap. But it's a trap we can get by.
Hell if I know? Maybe we should try to befriend a Tapu?
>>9525842
...
>Ends work break early
>>9525854
>Skarms: land the grunts in Kalos in Ambrette Town.
Yeah, totally.
...Any idea where this crazy Lucario chick is?
Didn't she say she was a gym leader or something?
Also fuck I don't know, I guess we could try it.
>>9525800
>>9525677
>A strong psychic voice calls out to them
Depends.
How do you feel about a very...specialized type of work?
>>9525842
>Mort tosses his belt of pokeballs and backpack on Cam's couch.
Yep.
Hit me.
>>9525948
>33 hops off.
Proooobably the gym? Let's go check.
>33 heads to the Gym.
>>9525963
Eh? What kinda work?
>>9525890
See you soon.
>>9525973
Goodbye, Mort.
>Giratina uses Shadow Force.
>The soul is taken from his body and Quincy's soul is placed into a new body.
>Mort's body is also dragged into the Distortion World.
(Coming OOC for a moment to say. Don't delete your ava folder yet. Gigi likes Mort IC. Shenanigans may happen~.)
>>9525963
Uh, what kind of work?
>>9525998
Yeah, good idea.
>77: follow 33 and be glad he didn't get failtrips.
>77: look around for the crazy Lucario lady.
>>9526067
>Shenanigans may happen~
>>9525998
>>9526081
>Psychic voice continues speaking
Oh... nothing special!
You get me things, and in return, I get you things.
Simple enough, right?
>>9526081
...I'm not seeing her. Are you?
>Push the door open to the Gym.
>>9526119
I guess? You gotta be more specific.
What are we getting?
>>9526067
holyshit
>>9526119
Right...what kind of things are we talking about here?
What would we have to get and what kind of rewards could we expect?
>>9526161
Nope.
>77: walk inside.
Hello?!
Anyone in here??
Can we have a moment of Fs for Mort?
>>9526254
you are a nigger how about that?
>>9526254
F
>>9526161
>>9526247
Oh, just a list of things I've wanted for a while. They should all be simple to get.
A cute shirt that fits me, something entertaining, and a cocoa tree.
As for what you get in return... anything you have in mind?
>>9526247
Man, I think she fucked with us.
>33 kicks a chair.
>>9526340
I think we can do that...
>Mental note: Adri, movies, videogames? ...Alola?
I'll let 77 decide.
>33: Do some homework.
>>9526247
>A gu in blue overalls is working at the far side of the rink
>He has a Klinklang and a Volcarona helping
>>9526340
Uh...alright, I guess?
So a shirt, something entertaining and a tree.
Shouldn't be too hard to find...not really sure what to ask for as a reward though.
>>9526381
Looks like it.
Got any ideas for what we should ask for in return?
Because I have no idea.
>>9526384
>77: notice the guy.
Hey, do you want a Lucario?
>>9526461
Ha ha, I wish. As much I'd like an extra pair if hands I have to save money for family.
I guess he was for Korrina?
>>9526381
>>9526461
Have you two decided on what you want?
I assume that's a "yes" to our agreement.
>>9526461
Nnnnnope.
Got nothing.
>>9526599
Yeah, he was.
>>9526640
...A trillion in Unovan dollars?
>>9526599
Uh, yeah.
Can we just leave him with you then because she doesn't seem to be around?
>>9526640
Yeah, we'll get you the stuff you want.
I have no idea what I'd want in return, let 33 decide.
>>9526699
Fuck I thought you were meant to be the smart one, come on 33.
>>9526699
>>9526759
I guess, he can help me with work until Korrina arrives, takes him to the back rooms and... ack, just thinking about it disgusts me.
>>9526699
Hmm.
Are you sure?
I'll need three more shirts for that.
>>9526759
Good to hear.
Just bring it to my lake when you get it.
My last forum sucks so I'm asking here. What do you do when your friend insists on sending you to anger management classes because you threatened to break his mom's neck?
>>9526888
Um... If that were me I'd run off, hide, and eat pizza!
>>9526759
Oh shut up.
>>9526849
...Alright.
>Hand the ball over.
>>9526869
Uh... I'll think on what we want while I get everything.
>wakes up somewhere in Johto, naked and alone
>Leg is healed
>Brain is confus
>>9526849
Cool.
...What does she do to them?
>77: ready to take notes.
>>9526869
Will do.
>>9526934
You shut up, don't make me get Skarms out to screech at you.
>>9526928
It's not even like it was over anything important. She said I couldn't have my Flygon in her house.
Can you believe that?
>>9526973
That's pretty dumb... but um... That kinda.... That seems a bit um... A bit much for that? Snapping her neck and stuff.
>>9527050
...You're telling me you wouldn't if someone was mean to your bros?
Maybe I do need classes.
>Deep breaths.
>1...2...3...4...5.
Sun, do you wanna hang out or something?
>>9526934
>Ball received, let the Lucario out
To pokemon: hey, can you help me for a bit with the resurfacing?
To the foreigners: how much is Korrina paying for these?
>>9526959
I haven't seen the actual deal and I would probably puke at it, but it begins with loud screaming for hours and ends with Korrina demanding another Lucario.
>>9526934
>>9526959
Good luck!
>The voice fades away
>>9526959
Oh noooo screechy steelbird. What ever will I dooooooo?
>>9527108
I got her to 150,000,000P.
>>9527147
...Thanks.
>>9527096
No I... I'd be mad and stuff, but I wouldn't try to kill them?
... hang out where?
>>9527158
I'm game for wherever. You wanna meet up at the Giant Chasm? I heard Rosa went there and hasn't come back.
>>9527108
>77: make notes of this.
Nice...I mean uh, that's disgusting, what the fuck.
>77: attempt to not lose cool.
>>9527147
Alright, thanks.
>>9527156
33 I swear, you're the worst.
Come on Skarms, nice and loud.
>Skarms: attempt to screech loudly at 33.
>Roll for volume.
>>9527205
Okay! I'm down to go look for your friend, Hugh! Um.... Got coordinates? Nebby can't get the spot right without 'em!
>>9527156
Yeah, I can't match that, and I ain't no thief.
>Looks at the working Lucario with pity
>>9527225
It is, and I wonder why the League allows this. With them handing out my paychecks, I can't contest them either.
>>9527331
Yeah, I'll be waiting by the entrance.
>Coordinates sent.
Thanks, Sun.
>Quincy looks around, realizing he's in his old house
>He snags some of his old clothes, still wondering what the fuck is going on
>More importantly, why can't he remember anything since that Aegislash lopped his leg off?
>>9527225
>Odd.
Eh... Have you been giving him enough water?
>>9527340
...You think we should just take it and leave?
>>9527340
Yep, definitely the worst.
I completely agree with you.
>>9527467
Apparently not, poor Skarms.
>77: pet the metal bird and give him some water to drink from his canteen.
Unovafag Professor's Aide here. Uh... How do you deal with telling kids they aren't old enough to get a pokemon?
I kinda... Have trouble with that.
>>9527537
A waste of good pokemon just to sate her lusts.
Dang, he's doing a good job at that.
>>9527467
Yeah, anywhere but with Korrina.
>>9527566
Tell them to get their parents in and register it under them until they're of age.
>>9527385
Okay, thanks! Be there in 30 seconds!
>Sun hops off of his bed and rushes outside, Nebby's Pokeball already out before he's out the door. The phone is practically shoved into the Solgaleo's face once it exits the ball, Sun gesturing excitedly at the coordinates.
"Alright Nebby, I need you to take us here! We're gonna go help Hugh!"
>It rolls its eyes and squints at the air in front of it, third eye appearing momentarily as it roars and rends the space directly in front, leaving a newly opened Ultra Space portal in its wake.
"Alright, thanks Nebby!"
>With his lion in tow Sun runs through the portal, walking through a brief section of Ultra Space before exiting through a second portal roughly thirty feet away from Hugh.
>>9527566
You could try using flamethrower or something. send them running.
>>9527537
Man you suck at taking care of your pokemon.
>Poke the birb.
>>9527595
...
>33 shakes his head.
Fucking hell.
>>9527566
Bianca? Tell them to fuck off and get their parents, duh.
>>9527613
>Squint.
How the hell did you do that?!
>Hugh runs off toward Sun.
What the hell?
Hey guys? What do you do when you're pretty sure you died?
>>9527595
>77: start imagining the kind of things Korrina would be doing to her Lucarios.
>Furiously make notes.
Yeah mhmm.
Uh, I need to go disappear for a bit.
Bye!
>>9527624
Shut up 33, I look after my Pokemon just fine!
>77: lead the metal bird outside and hop on his back.
>Skarms: fly away so the rper can go to bed.
>>9527716
I get a cup of coffee and keep tabs on potential death threats. Speaking of...
>>9527624
Yeah, a dang waste.
>>9527717
See you some other day.
>>9527643
"Tada! Told you it'd take thirty seconds! And... "
>He beams at Hugh, gesturing over his shoulder at Nebby.
"It's all thanks to Nebby and his portals!"
>>9527716
Ignore it and carry on, business as usual.
Gengarguy here.
How do I safely transport someone with a broken leg? I don't have any pokeballs.
And before you ask, it's not me, it's another pokemon that tried to squat here, and got into a fight with the Gengar.
>>9527759
Speaking of what?!
>>9527812
That's... Weird as all hell!
>Hugh grabs Sun's arm and tugs him toward the entrance to the Giant Chasm.
Come on, walk and talk, Sun. What kinda pokemon is that thing?
>A Lucario sits at the edge of a cliff in Sinnoh, watching the clouds
>>9527759
Okay then.
>>9527836
I can't really do that, I have no idea where my Pokemon or my coat are.
Or what happened to those scrolls I was translating, shit, if that one with the head got out...
>>9527862
Honestly it's better just to not think about it too much. Go find your junk n' buds and keep yourself busy. Best I can tell you.
>>9527843
>Although somewhat confused, he puts up no resistance, simply allowing himself to be dragged along after Hugh.
"It's Nebby! He's a Solgaleo they're uh... From Ultra Space!"
>>9527852
You have internet on said cliff?
>>9527842
Put a splint on the leg. move it as little as you can. Also i feel bad almost for laughing at this.
>>9527918
>Hugh raises his voice a bit.
Sun you're being too damn s-
>He takes a sharp inhale of air and pulls them both into the Chasm.
Uh, fuck, what's an Ultra Space?
>>9527951
I suppose I did my best...
Still screaming quite loudly, though.
Poke centers can heal pokemon without a ball, right?
Just making sure before I rush them to it.
>>9525266
Oh, you don't? Guess you couldn't. Too small to fit in your paw I guess, huh dork?
>>9528085
Yeah they could i guess. Pokeballs speed up things though. If it broke its femur it is pretty fucked though.
>>9528093
N-no! It's plenty big, probably way bigger than yours, dweeb.
>>9528167
...
How fucked, exactly, if that's the case?
I'm going as fast as I can.
>>9528215
What's with the stupid stutter talkin' doofus? You gonna cry? Mine's waaaay bigger than your loser!
>>9527974
>The Chasm is an effective distraction, snaring Sun's attention away from Hugh and holding it like a vice.
"Oh wow, that's pretty cool! Hey, what's that?"
>He tugs on Hugh's sleeve, pointing at a cloud of dust on the floor with a shimmering gemstone in the middle.
> A nudge from Nebby brings his attention back to the topic at hand, Sun awkwardly rubbing his neck and flustering in embarrassment.
"Oh um... Ultra Space? It's another dimension! There's a lot of jelly fish and electric trees and punching bugs..."
>>9528264
It will be in pain for a long time. probably not be able to battle or walk very well if at all. could get put down if blood poisoning doesn't kill it first lol
>>9528265
No, I'm not.
Fuckin, prove it, nerd!
>[Internal angery catte sounds]
>>9528343
>Hugh squints at the dust cloud.
Probably just a Roggenrola. Don't mess with it, alright?
>Hugh stops in his tracks for a moment to give Sun a funny look.
...Punching bugs? What the hell is a punching bug?
>>9528360
That sounds absolutely terrible.
I'm hoping for the best here, but it doesn't look good...
>Gengarguy enters the pokecenter
>Rolling for severity (9 being worst)
>>9528417
What? You wanna see my dick? Haha, pervert~
>smug catte noises
Can't you buy a guy a drink first or somethin'?
>>9528498
...Why are you like this.
>Claus: regret choice of words.
I mean, I could. I guess.
>>9528563
...oh. Uh. Yeah well-!
I don't really know how to respond to that.
>>9528477
(>77)
(This was supposed to be a comfy character, but this adds a twist to things)
(Also, I should get a FC for this guy)
...
Complete amputation of most of their leg is necessary, according to them.
Oh arceus, I feel terrible...
Why did this happen?
>>9528632
>This was supposed to be a comfy character
(Yeah, no. Quit forcing comfy. Have fun with edge.)
>>9528646
>Forcing
>Just like you're forcing edgy dark shit 24/7
ok
>>9528455
"Buzzwole? They're um...
>His brows furrow as he thinks on the best way to describe the UB in question.
"... really big and really strong. They kinda... stab things with their face and then drink all the blood and guts and stuff?"
>He worries his lip and stares off into space a bit before continuing
"They're really strong and just get stronger and stronger the longer they fight... It's kinda a bad idea to mess with them"
>>9528661
(...I'm not tho I just got here.)
>>9528676
(Shit, sorry. Can't keep track of people who are dicks and people who aren't.)
>>9528684
(I've been lurking for a while but I just picked a character up. The whole "comfy plot" thing is kinda boring? It feels like, uh, Idk when you guys had comfy before everyone wanted big plots. It's cyclical.)
>>9528684
(Yeah. It's also hard to see the truth about who some of the rpers truly are)
>>9528628
..Well, uh.
Did, did I win?
...You wanna get that drink?
>>9528632
Because you suck, dweeb.
>>9528714
Uh... fuck it, I guess yeah, whateves. Dork.
>bones playing diablo 2
>not diablo 3
absolute shit tast kys
>>9528745
(That the rpers here are secretly assholes and they'll deny it)
>>9528674
>Hugh looks impressed at the description.
That sounds awesome! I've been taking martial arts since I was a kid. You think I could take one?
>Hugh proves his point by throwing a punch at the cave wall.
>Rolling.
>>9528787
(Nah I'm an asshole.)
>>9528740
Neat, uh, so who's meeting up with who?
I don't really uh, do this. Much.
at all.
>>9528742
(fight me nerd diablo 3 is boring af by yourself)
>>9528801
get friends then to play it with you mongelnerd
>>9528742
diablo 3 is wew big numbers and nothing else
>>9528787
(Shit, you caught me. I am in fact a sapient anus which has gained an internet connection.
My dark secret has been revealed. Curse you humans! I will have my REVEEEEEENGE-)
>flies away
>>9528801
HA yeah,I bet you don't loser!
Uhhh... So where you at? I'm crashing with like. A genie or some shit. Distance ain't no thang.
>>9528800
>A clean hole is punched in the cavern wall - peering into the hole reveals the wall was fairly solid, the only damage being to the wall and Hugh's gloves.
>There's a surprised gasp from Sun, looking back and forth from the wall to Hugh in amazement.
"HOLY HECK!! How'd you do that?? Are you sure you aren't secretly a Fighting type?"
>>9528815
(i would if chinks didn't jack my account and i could run it. all i got is ps3 ver and that's laaaaaame.)
>>9528816
(this. this so hard.)
>>9528843
I don't get out much, alright!
..I'm uh, in an alien ship disguised as a regular old house in the middle of some woods in.. Unova I think?
>>9528632
well. that does suck. put they could have put it down instead.
>>9528950
Well that's great i guess. What kind of pokemon?
oh arceus i hope i do not break my femur....
>>9528919
...Fuck.
>give it a shot based on that detailed and nuanced discretion
>rollan
>>9528950
Not tryin' to, dork face.
>>9528899
(I'm glad dice is cooperating. I'm essentially playing Hugh as being equal to a mid level fully evolved fighting pokemon. Still human, reduced HP and DEF though.)
>Hugh laughs a bit and squeezes his wrist with his other hand.
Fuck, that one hurt. Nooope but I've been practicing my whole life.
>He cracks his neck in a cool fashion.
Sooooo. You think I could do it?
>Hugh continues leading Sun down the chasm.
>>9528965
>off by one
>rip
>The Triple D lands in the general area of Rout 1
Heck me up inside.
>>9529004
>playing Hugh as being equal to a mid level fully evolved fighting pokemon
>>9528965
Lemme check where we are reaaaal quick.
>Beep boop google maps on ayylmeows computers
>I totally forget where we are so heck
..Pinwheel forest, I think?
>>9529116
Crap.
>roll for travel time, last number, 0 = 10
>>9529185
YEAH WELL... I'm outta ideas. I'll bully you some more later.
>>9529004
(You mentioned the dice. Watch, the next roll will be a dubsfail or higher.)
(Take the average stats of a fully evolved fighting type and reduce the HP and DEF by .... 30? 40? Sounds like he also hurts himself doing that so.... Most people are probably okay with it if you do it like that?)
>Sun eyes the wrist but refrains from making any comments, furrowing his brows ever so slightly as he follows Hugh.
"Um... Maybe? You could probably punch out a Nihilego, they're kinda weak to punches! I um... Wouldn't try though, it's a bad idea! Ultra Beasts are bad to fight even with Pokemon..."
>>9529229
..You missed, didn't you?
Dingusss.
>>9529185
>lucario
welp. I foresee that pokemon having terrible depression. Also that gengar is pretty aggressive for doing that. I mean. you could:
1: beat the gengar in battle and make it on your team.
2:make another deal so it doesn't fuck up lucario more
3: Hire an exorcist.
4: find a new house.
Gengar don't like to negotiate however....
>>9529089
(If there are any problems with that talk to me dude.)
>>9529285
(Hugh just straight up turns his wrist into dust.)
(Yeah that's what I was basically thinking. Anything high leveled would kill his ass dead.)
(If there are any problems tell me before Hugh punches out a Nihilego though.)
...They are? Have you ever messed around with them? Well, I assume you have, how would I get a punch bug one, hypothetically?
>Hugh kicks a rock while they walk deeper into the cave.
We're coming up to the deepest part, I dunno if Rosa is even here anymore.
>>9529315
...Shaddup. I'm almost there.
>>9529446
Nahh, I think I'll pester you a bit.
So you're slow too, huhhh?
>>9529437
(I don't have any problems with it, still waiting to see what everyone else thinks. If you want you can hop in the Discord for the discussion?)
(Might be over by the time you hop in though)
"Yeah, I had to track down a bunch of them for... "
>A slight frown begins to form, but is quickly hidden behind a bright smile.
"...the IP! Uh... For a Buzzwole? Just follow a Faller around and one should show up eventually!"
>He watches the rock skitter across the floor, coming to rest against a wall.
"Nate said she's be gone for a while... Think she got eaten by the Queplhem thingy?"
>Take note on flirty feline behavior.
>>9529623
I'm not slow! I'm just dev... dev... devalap... devemenal... YEAH!
>>9529345
It was long and protracted, as far as I can tell, and I'm not sure who started it. People told me they were angry and salty, but the gengar was acting rather casually up until today. Remind me never to make it truly angry.
Anyways, I could buy a nearby apartment, and keep and take care of the Lucario there, and go to fix up the gengar's house every other day...?
>>9529736
You better not back out of that deal or i will come over there and kill you. slowly.
>>9529736
Man how much you do you got? Getting a new place sounds best for the lucario at least.
>>9529765
>succ
Mmm~
Salty.
>>9529686
Developmentally challenged.
I meant physically slow but.. whoosp.
>>9529647
>Take note on ayy taking notes
>Curious catte.
>>9529632
(I'll probably pass. If you guys want me to change anything go ahead and tell me.)
>He cocks an eyebrow.
The IP? Are you working with Nate or something...?
>And you've lost him.
>He gives Sun a blank look.
Queplhem... Kyurem? I don't think it's down here anymore but... I'm not sure.
>Hugh leads Sun through a straight path.
>The temperature gets much colder as they enter an ice covered cave.
...No Kyurem, no Rosa. This is really pissing me off.
>>9529803
>Pet the catte.
We are getting a new friend?
>>9529803
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Walk the Tyranitar
What up dork?
>>9529647
>boop
Cool lamp.
I CONVENIENTLY HATH GONE AWAY FROM THE NOBLE GUILD OF "SPACESAIL" ON A GREAT QUEST FOR EXACTLY THE PERIOD OF THIS SCENE.
>>9529437
(Shouldn't be an issue if things are kept within reason of what the human body can do and not just be saitama with it.
>>9529777
>777
>Dogger pls.
>I don't have anything witty to say so
>Apply sack of coins to snoot at hihg speeds through the ether
>>9529865
>Catte: purr.
Maaaybe. Might just be visiting.
>>9529886
Not much nerd.
..you look even gayer in person.
>>9529829
(Gotcha. There was a bit of worry about bone fractures and what not from solid surfaces such as cave walls and stuff, but outside of that no one has any problems.)
"Uh... Nope! I don't work with Nate or the IP, but I hung around him for a bit! Haven't seen him in a while though, I hope he's okay!"
>A shiver racks his body at the temperature drop, Sun pulling his arms into his shirt for warmth.
"Yeah, Kyurem! That thingy. Uh... Any other idea where they might be?"
>>9529886
Hello. You are a new friend?
>Poke differently colored cat.
>Notes: Being taken.
>>9529987
I'll be honest. How do you two differ besides in color?
>>9529931
What
>>9529932
Holy miltank! but you really have to keep in mind that-
>>9529987
>bonk
OOF
>out like a lightbulb
>>9529987
You look even more like a deformed pancake.
>>9530022
OH SHIT THE LAMP IS ALIVE
>>9529932
It's not me you have to convince.
>>9529791
No stahp
>>9530047
Why does your face taste like salt though?
>>9530022
..I uh, don't really know? Haven't seen another meowth like that before.
>>9530042
I'm not the one that goes full pancake though.
Also uh, that's Theta. He's an ayylien. A really cool ayylien.
>>9527898
Yes well I may have left the plans for a weapon of mass destruction lying around someone else's house so I'm a bit worried about that. Aaaand I have no clue where my things are.
>>9529955
(Yeah I don't plan to.)
>>9529990
(Awesome. I had planned if he got an even or odd he would have sprained/broken his hand.)
He can handle himself. I'm sure he'll be fine.
>Hugh notices Sun's reaction and tosses his Emboar out.
>The Emboar gives a snort and stands next to Sun, awkwardly offering him a hug.
I got nothing, unless Colress or those Plasma scumbags got it again.
>Hugh roots through the dirt.
>Rolling to find a clue, probably only on dubs.
>>9530042
...Yes I am alive. Are you alright?
>Note: Subject Grey Claus is rather simple.
>>9530135
I see... They are... Irregular?
>>9530135
Everstone doofus.
So uh... what's an ayylien?
>>9530188
...
What's up with your head?
>>9530188
..I think uh, 'irregular' Meowth are just like, a slightly different shade of cream.
Might be a different breed or something?
>Catteshrug: Engage.
>>9530218
I'm starting to think everstone is a metaphor for something else.
And.. uh.. he is. That's what an ayylien is. It's him.
>>9530218
Nothing? My head is normal. What sort of Meowth are you?
>>9530268
Hm. I see, thank you.
>Return to taking notes on the cattes.
>>9530268
Huh. Weird.
>>9530323
I'm Alolan. Got better fur and all kinda sweet shit. Bet you don't know anything about that, dork.
>>9530169
(Pffft. Sounds fair, if awkward.)
>No time is wasted in pulling his arms from his shirt and snuggling up close to the Emboar.
"Thanks Hugh, your pig is warm!"
>Having no idea what Hugh is looking for in the dirt Sun just watches, humming quietly.
"Colress? I think I saw him in Alola once... Did you find anything?"
>>9530323
Mhmm, happy to help. Slightly. Maybe.
>>9530359
>Poke a DorkMeow
Not sure about that "better fur", dude. I'm pretty soft.
>>9530396
(Definitely.)
>The comment elicits a snort of a stifled laugh from Hugh and a grumble from his Emboar.
No problem.
>Hugh stands up and grumbles, kicking the dirt.
>He walks over to Sun.
You've met Colress before? Hey, Sun can you get us to Aspertia City?
>He pulls the location up on his Xtransceiver.
I wanna see if there's anything in Rosa's house.
>>9530166
>Dubs
>Replacement coat get!
Thank Arceus I made more than one of these.
Right, now I'm feeling more like myself, where are my Pokemon?
>>9530359
I don't. Care to tell me?
>>9530425
Hahaha.
>Pet a catte.
>>9530425
>bap the Catte Cola Classic
I'm softer! And prettier! And smarter! And I've got huge shadow balls!
>>9530500
We're like normal meowths. But Dark. And better.
>>9530500
>Purrrrr
nice.
>>9530521
..But you're none of these thi..ng..s...
Shadow balls?
>Activate headtilt and mrow? protocols.
>>9530479
"Yeah! Definitely! I could take you to the Battle Tree too, Colress might still be there!"
>Nebby's ball is pulled out of his pocket and tossed forward. Standing 11' at the shoulder, the cat has to crouch and squint to properly read the coordinates on the Xtransceiver.
>Once the Ultra Space portal is made Sun grabs Hugh by the arm and runs in.
"Welcome to Ultra Space!"
>>9530605
Yeah. Shadow Balls. Does a lotta damage. I don't use it, cuz I'm a tech... tack... I hit stuff smart! Dork!
>>9530705
Technician. You use.. not physical attacks?
That's kinda weiiiird.
Uh, so, what's your name? Forgot to ask before.
I'm Claus.
>>9530643
>For once in his life Hugh is actually silent for more than a few seconds.
>After a full minute he speaks.
What the hell? How does this even exist?
>>9530483
Hey, guys? Has there been any, and I mean ANY evil teams running around Johto while I was gone? Anyone spouting they've found some superweapon besides me?
>>9530788
Uhh... Donny. I think. I dunno, I just got it a few days ago.
>>9530891
(drink)
>>9530876
Didn't you die? Anyway no, idiot. Did you ever get your pokemon Mort went out of his way to deliver?
>>9530891
Wellll, Donny, how 'bout that drink? We've got pretty much anything and everything.
Synthesizers are cool.
>>9530901
I... think I did, and I don't know where my Pokemon are, so I think he delivered them somewhere else.
What happened to him?
>>9530837
>There's not much for a response from Sun outside from a nonchalant shrug
"Dunno! It's just kinda... here?"
>It's easy to see he's nervous - the foot tapping, the restless way he looks around... almost as if expecting an attack.
"Um... We should get going though... The Nihilego are kinda territorial..."
>>9530966
>Float up
>Place paper hat on head
>Giggle
>>9530958
He took 'em to your hospital. And hell if I know, dickhead probably ran the fuck off like usual.
>>9530953
>the DorkCat looks at you with a combination of confusion and despair
Synth... what? You lost me. Stop making up words and pour me something, dork.
>>9530966
>Hugh nods.
I'm sure we can handle them if they come.
>>9531002
...What the hell are you doing?
>>9531002
>The paper hat and its maker go unnoticed by Sun until he hears the giggling. The reaction is immediate - he whirls around, half expecting a Nihilego, and just smiles and laughs awkwardly upon seeing its not one.
"Oh! Hi...."
>His hand brushes the paper hat when he goes for another nervous neck rub. The hat is removed and examined, spun over once or twice.
"Um... You made this, right? Were you that Kartana? The one who left all the origami presents?"
>>9531081
"I already have a hat so..."
>Sun reaches over, plopping the paper hat on Hugh instead.
"Here!"
>>9531081
>Shrug
>Stick paper beard to face with sticky tape
>>9531116
>Nods happily, spinning around, and giggling softly
>>9531049
..It's a thing that makes things from basically nothing but probably something through science magic. I haven't asked how it Really works yet.
>Beep boop do the thing.
>Get some gay fruity drinks and hand over a glass
See?
>>9531116
I don't WANT a hat!
>Hugh crumples it up and tosses it on the ground.
>>9531152
>I'm sorry he has a hairpin rage trigger.
>Hugh tosses the paper beard on the ground.
>Emboar is sent out.
Get the HELL out of here before I unleash my rage!
>>9531165
...
>catte: acquire appletini
Huh. Fancy. You like. Some kinda gay ass bartender?
>>9531229
>Sipp that appletini
I miiight be. Who's askin?
>>9531152
>He grins brightly at the origami, giggling in return.
"They were nice! So um.... We were about to go look for his friend, you can come help if you wa-"
>>9531207
>And the smile wavers a bit, but doesn't fall. It takes effort to maintain the ever cheerful appearance.
"Awwww. That was the friendship hat!"
>A Pokeball is snagged from his belt, a back up just in case.
"Please don't hurt Kartana, he's just trying to be nice!"
>>9531322
>chug gay apple drink
>catte has impaired manners too apparently
I am. Just now. Doofus.
>>9531207
>Makes a scared noise
>Picks up the beard, brushing it off, and hides behind sun, visibly terrified
>>9531326
>Frightened paper noises
>Clutches the beard with both arms, holding it almost like a shield
>>9531326
>>9531457
>Hugh sharply inhales.
>You can hear him counting under his breath.
I'm sorry. Can we go before I have to buy a pine box for Rosa? Please?
>>9531434
..Right.
>Sipp n' sweat
Well uh, yeah, I guess so.
You want another?
>Get another one made up anyways
>>9531457
>>9531479
>Sun slides the Pokeball back onto his belt, hooking a thumb through the loop. He wonders a bit about the counting but, again, doesn't word his questions.
"Alright, let's go!"
>Out through the portal and onto the streets of Aspertia they go, Nebby returned to his ball instantly to avoid extra attention.
>>9531479
>>9531668
>The kartana follows, less scared, but still sticking close to sun
>He fiddles with the beard in the meantime, unfolding and refolding it into various pokemon
>>9531574
Hell yeah!
>hop up, trail behind Vanilla Meow
>stare at syth... sych... the drink machine
>>9531021
Hospital?... OH, okay.
>Quincy calls a cab and finds the hospital he apparently died at
>Rolling to sort out the whole "not dead' thing
>>9531668
>Hugh clenches his fists.
Come on, we're going over here. Do you know how to get a lock open?
>Hugh leads Sun over to one of the houses up on the hill, stopping at the front door.
>>9531742
>Hugh forces a smile.
It'd be better if you made pokemon than beards. Can you do Kyurem?
>>9531747
>Hand off like, three more glasses.
>Because why not.
Paaawlright, there you go, dweeb.
Hope you can handle your liquor.
>>9531823
"Uh... I can't pick locks but..."
>He pauses, hand on his chin, brows furrowed, and worrying his lip as he thinks on his options.
"Does the lock need to be intact?"
>>9531742
"Hey, that's pretty cool! Learn any new ones?"
>>9531862
>catte: grab glasss
Psssh. Bitch please. I got this
>gotta roll to see if the Triple D actually does in fact got this, because this situation has never come up for him before, IC or OOC
>rolling for alcohol tolerance
>>9531944
>Perks up, and nods
>Rapidly and excitedly fold a paper gliscor
>Hand it to sun, making happy noises
>>9531823
>Cocks head, making a confused noise
>Paper does not know what Kyurem is, or what it looks like
>>9531785
>odds
>Fuck he doesn't have any proof he's come back from the dead, the old body is right fucking there
>that's creepy as fuck to him but he has legal issues to deal with before emotional ones
>Someone help this moron