ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) Do you like the elite

>>9506786
i love you guys

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>>9506786
They have some decent Pokemon.
>77: put on some music to try and help people chill a little.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qst-2zmM-k&

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PLEASE HELP ME I'M AT RISK OF BEING ARRESTED FOR A CRIME I DID NOT COMMIT AND I AM A TERRIBLE COP

>>9506830
>pet a grunt
you gonna kiss 33 yet or

Look at you, losing all your players! Great work everyone, really, this is the best RP on the site!

ok

>>9506859
Calm down, what did you do?

>>9506874
(I will stand as the last player and continue if I need to, just to spite you)

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Anyway I gotta eat this week and get myself a keystone.
Anyone want a commish?

>>9506874
Yeah, it's funny to see these losers crash and burn while HG and ERP and even fucking pedoland are still thriving

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( GM Ray here. I have a few things I'd like to say. )
( First, while high-risk stuff can and will exist in thread, it will not and should not be mandatory.
( Comfy stuff and non-grimdark adventure are gonna be things, and Intense Keikaku Hours can be opt-in. )
( Next, nobody's going to get their characters yanked. Period. )
( Finally, we're going to listen more to Anons with legit critique. I hope this all is amenable to people. )

>>9506774
( Yeah we're good to do the thing. )

>>9506977
>ERP
>thriving
We're not as bad off as we were a few months ago but we aren't exactly in great condition and there's about a 40% chance of the thread going down in flames sometime within the next 4 hours.
t. ERPfag

>>9506991
I think you and the rest of your circlejerk should get off /trash/

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>>9506953
Hypothetically if I wanted a high level Klefki how much would that run me?

>>9506991
Why bother, bitch, you're not welcome here, take your shitty RP and get out. Or die, that works too.

>>9507024
Hi [Rpers name here]

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>>9507023
Uh, if I grab one and take it off to the battle tree like, uh, fuckin'... 500,000,000P? I guess?
>>9507024
(Bro I got some more salt if you wanna lap off my 8 incher.)

>>9507047
>8 inches
>You
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddd

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I think I'm in slateport!
There's a huge pond next to it.
I can't even see the other side!
Is that the sea?

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>>9507047
>8 incher
I don't believe you, post proofs.

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>>9506786
I don't pay much attention to League politics.

Found out what happened with my kid, though.
She's had a lot of messed up stuff happen to her since we came to Alola, and didn't feel like she could tell anyone.
>>9507071
Yeah, that's probably it. If it's kinda salty, it's definitely it.

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>>9506991
(All of this officiall and confirmed)
(Again, I apologize to all players for having had that idea for more than a microsecond)

>>9507003
(At times I think that there should be a dedicated RP board, NSFW of course)

>>9507004
>>9507024
(stfu)

>>9507047
Post that dicc

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>>9507071
Yep, that's it, dude.
>>9507114
...And you didn't know how? Come on dude, rule number 1, talk to your kids.
(God what have I done, sorry.)

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>>9507140
I tried, I swear. This is what I get for even needing to straighten out my life, I guess.
Fuck, I'm the worst goddamn dad...

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>>9507114
The water doesn't taste good, so it is the sea, then!
It's really, really pretty!
And there's these big things floating in it and moving across it. And they have people on them.

>>9507140
How big is the sea?!
Is it endless?
Because it looks like it is.
I can't see the other side, no matter how hard I try!

>>9507195
You're close now, keep going.

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>>9507181
Just talk to your kid. She's in a boiling pot that Alola hasn't seen for fuckin' aaaaaages.
Seriously, like, you got a Tapu to step in on the decision process. That doesn't happen a lot.
>>9507195
It's really big, uh, hold on.
Uh... If you wanted to get to Alola from Hoenn it'd be like... 100,000 something miles.
Really far.
Besides I can't see you from here.

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>>9507195
Its big
Really big
You can do it little buddy
Get into that contest and dance your best

>>9507273
>Its big
Really big
Like your trainers dicc you ain't getting anytime soon

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>>9507264
I think I can see the contest from here!
That really fancy looking building!

>>9507270
That sounds gigantic!
How big is a mile?

>>9507273
Thanks!
I'll do my very best and win!
I promise!
>Buggo scurries into the contest hall

You'll die soon, I'm certain of it.

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>>9507270
I... I talked to her.
She's terrified that we're gonna be thrown off the islands, her Pokemon are going to be taken away, and that Tapu Koko's going to kill her.
I'm an Orrean ex-thug who dropped out of high school, I don't understand why this has her fearing for her life.
I should have been more involved, she shouldn't have tried to go in, she shouldn't have been allowed in. From what I can see, nobody's clean here. Not her, not me, not the people running the show.

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>>9507344
Probably but I'm just here for the stories nowadays

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>>9507339
Uhhh... You ever seen a Gym? Most of them own a mile of land. All the area around it equals a mile.
>>9507371
I can work on making sure ya'll don't get thrown out, no one's taking the pokes aaaaand... I'm 99% sure Koko isn't gonna smite her unless she tells him to go fuck himself or something.
Koko is the best out of the four, don't tell Fini.
Yeah, I'll talk to the league eggheads about having everything settled. I can guarantee nothing is gonna happen to any licences and you aren't going to be smited.
Anything else you need to get out there?

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>>9507330
Hes about average for a Trainer
But yeah
A few more dry days
RIP me until then, gonna train a bit

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>>9507432
Gracias. I'm trying to calm her down, we might need a psych to help a bit. Not sure yet.
From what I got from her, there's a crystal of some sort that needs to be returned? I'm at Hau'Oli hospital if that helps for finding someone to hand it back to.
I'm sorry this whole mess happened, I should have been more on top of things.

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>>9507494
Uh I'd say we could get the psychic official on that but we don't have one, fuckin' rip. I'll see if Mo or Sun are interested.
And, uh, that's a Normalium, you'll have to give that back and the Z Ring if she got that.
You're good lemme see if I can get a gay on this.


>Text Sun.
>"Yo can you go down to the Hau'Oli hospital and get a Z Crystal from a little girl and her dad. Maybe do some psy stuff for them? Thx I can pay you dude."

>>9507589
>throw nanu at the fairy bitch

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>>9507654
why.

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>>9507654
Wait what.
>>9507693
Sup, nanners? Do you need a ride home?

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>>9507589
Thank you. I'm glad that my daughter's going to be more or less okay. We'll both be in the lobby, okay?

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>>9507717
oh you know, the usual.
nah, i'm good.

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>>9507751
Alright. Sunnyboy isn't replying soooo... I'll see what I can do.
>>9507805
Well, alright. Hey can you do me a solid and go down to the Hau'Oli hospital and take a Z Crystal from a little girl? I'll fuckin' dump 8,000P out of my Key Stone fund if it'll convince you.

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>>9507828
sure, this the one all that noise was about?
you can keep your money, you need it more than i do.

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>>9507919
Yeah basically. 9 year old takes on Alola challenge, meant as a rite of passage for 11 year olds. Koko gets involved.
Shit is fucked. Thanks nanners. I'll give you a free lasagna cat painting later.

(I'm just gonna stop, I can't fucking RP when 90% of the time this thread is in shitposting mode)
(Characters: Tiffany, Vi, Serena, Durzo)

>>9508032
Bye cunt

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>>9507978
what a mess. hopefully she's not to shaken up about all this.
just doing my job, i guess. thanks though.
>cat man: get on over to the place
>eventually.

>>9508032
Another one bites the dust
Git fucked PAR, HG is the real roleplay thread

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>>9507589
>Sun wakes up to a phone vibrating on his face, alerting him to the missed message.
>The phone is almost dropped on his face in his haste to text her back.
>"What? Um... Sorry, I just woke up... Did someone else already get it?"

>>9508032
Tumbling down tumbling down
You fuckers are hated less than /tlhg/ and yet we're still sticking around.

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>Wurmple is quivering with excitement
>Crawl up to desk clerk, remembering to use the translator this time

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>>9508032
(Aw dude don't give the shitters what they want.)
>>9508101
Thanks, nanners.
>>9508107
>Ding.
>"Yeah, sorry. Got Nanu Darko on it already. How you been, dude?"

>>9508032
Glad you left before you ruined everything
Oh wait

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>33: Get some training in at the Battle Tree.
>Rolling for success.
How is everyone today?

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>>9508170
>He frowns at his phone as he thinks on the answer, thumbs hovering over the screen in indecisiveness.
>"I'm doing good, Mina! I still need a bunch of money before I can get that feather, but I'm getting there!"

Gengarguy reporting in.
I have learned what dream eater is like.
And got vented at by the gengar for several hours. They were very "passionate" about their dislike of several things.

>>9508285
I'm very tired.
And sorta stressed from trying to restore a house in a very specific way for a ghost.

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>>9508285
>77: watch 33 do some battles.
Hey, 33.
Battling again, you really like doing these regional challenges, don't you?

>>9508344
Sounds interesting, what kind of things did they rant about?

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>>9508344
Wow. What was that like?
What kinda things?
>>9508422
Yeeeeeep. Good way to build the team's skill.
>Rolling for success.

>>9508422
>>9508465
It was... interesting, to say the least.
She was very vocal about her hatred for the person that killed and...ate her, apparently. And looters, and some of the negative parts of people she's seen over the years.
Basically, decades of built up anger thrown into a violent rant.

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>>9508465
How strong is your team now then?
Seems like you should be catching up to me soon.

>>9508557
Huh.
That's uh...not quite what I expected.
Are you alright at least?

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>>9508557
That's interesting. Be careful around her I guess, don't want to get your head snapped off.
You're doing fine, I hope?
>>9508720
60-65 range. Hoping to bump that up soon.
>Rolling for success of next run.

>>9508720
>>9508784
I'm fine so far. Just rattled by the intensity of the whole thing.
I'm working on "fixing" her house up, as an apology, and she doesn't really seem inclined on killing me yet.
I sorta sympathize with her, though.
She's had it rough, as far as I can tell.

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>>9508784
Nice, keep up the good work.

>>9508876
That's pretty fucking scary, shit.
Good luck helping her out.

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>Zap mouse: go to check on your buddy in the hospital.

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>>9508876
Damn. Well good luck on that. If you need some money or something I'm sure my partner and I can help.
>>9509070
I am the Red, it's me.
>Rolling for success of next run.

12 posts in an hour, looking lively in here!

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>>9509212
shush you. this place takes my mind off dumb stuff.

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>>9509159
Well, you messed that up. Time to forfeit your title, Red hasn't lost a Battle Tree match yet.

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>>9509140
>Beep beep message
>"Hello, I got good and bad news"
>"Good news: The Admin's body is healing well, most of the bolts and harnesses have been removed"
>"Bad news: Panopted almost fainted and I don't understand why"
>>9509212
(Work hours, m8)

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>>9509239
>"Oh, shit. I'm on my way, I think I know what's up."
>Ray: haul your fuzzy ass over there right the fuck now

>>9509070
Thanks.
Honestly, it's not that bad so far.
She's salty and angry, yes, but not malicious or murderous as far as I can tell.
Admittedly, sorta cute as well.

>>9509159
I'm honestly not sure whether or not I have enough money for this. We will see in time.
Although, I was considering giving her an "offering" of sorts. Like, flowers or something like that. Think it's a good idea?

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>>9509159
Oh yeah definitely, you're 100% Red no doubt.
>77: bap the 33 on the head.

>>9509297
...Well, she probably likes you considering she hasn't attacked you or anything.
Also flowers, really? Could you not find a box of chocolates for her?
Just uh, ask her what kind of things she likes and get that for her.
Maybe she would like the flowers, I dunno.

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>>9509268
>As Hal said, Seb seems to be physically better, yet still visibly battered
>The same can not be said of Panoptes, as he lies in the floor of room 513
>A weak mental channel is opened
"Success... Administrator self stabilized... proceed..."

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>>9509238
Oh, shush. I'll get it.
>>9509297
Maaaaaybe ask her if she has anything specific she likes. I hear sometimes people give ghosts stuff and it reminds them of their death or something and they end up hating whichever person gave it to them.
>>9509354
Hell yeah. I'm joking, I'm not even from Kanto.
Hey!
>Rolling for success on next round.

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>>9509358
"H-holy shit, Panoptes, 'chu need help, bro."
"Are 'chu gonna make it, man? Talk to me."

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>>9509414
"Self tired... recovery mode imminent..."
"Administrator...desires to pursue mental specialization..."
"Proceed..."
"Entering recovery mode..."
>Mental channel closes

>>9509354
There were fresh flowers on her altar, that she picked, so I sorta assumed she liked them?
Also, I'm not entirely sure, but I don't think ghosts can eat food?

>>9509400
...Good point.
I'll ask her if she has anything she likes.

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>>9509503
"Chu're a hero, bro. I won't forget this."
>Ray props up the Claydol where he won't be tripped over by clumsy passerby, gives a little nod, and tries to pick up the psych assistance where he left off...

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>>9509571
>The top floor if the tower, again
>Seb is resting
>Call out?

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>>9509561
Good luck, man. If you need backup I've got some extra cash.
>Rolling for success.

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>>9509660
>Yes.
>Ray feels a twinge of guilt pull at him, but tries to contact Seb in this odd dreamscape.

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>>9509695
>The callout came out distorted
>Still better than psychic feedback
>Seb springs up back to life and looks around, just to see nothing but the dreamscape
>He resumes pushing the dead object

>>9509779
(I see this is where the fudging rolls comes in.)

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>>9509779
>Well, that could have gone better.
>Time to call out again, and help Seb.

>>9508032
ERP always wins.

>>9508032
>can't even beat /sug/

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>>9509821
>Psychic feedback this time
>Not as strong as last time, Panoptes was definitely not merely observing
>Roll Resist 1

>>9509821
>>9509895
HE FINNA DIE

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>Fuck.
>It's time to try again, this time just to get contact.
>Ray's really doubting himself here.

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>>9506786
That Agatha chick's got some brass ones, and Ace is pretty cool. And I met Caitlin once, I guess she's okay. Too much pink and frills for my taste. Siebold is a bit fruity, but apparently he's got a bomb ass restaurant.

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>>9509895
>"This pain again"
>"Is he..."

>>9509917
>Once again, the call out comes distorted

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>>9506786
No real opinion
Koga's OK but the people taking on his gym, not always

>>9509895
>>9509958
(Why can SB resist 1s?)

>>9509997
I believe he was rolling to resist

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>>9509958
>Ray: Try again, remembering all the other bullshit he's managed to pull off successfully.
>"I'm not giving up now. Not now."
>>9509997
( Remember the incapacitated Claydol? )

>>9510026
(Oh?)
>>9510030
(...The Claydol that KOed itself? That isn't helping?)
(I don't understand half the shit SB ever does because his writing style is weird as hell.)

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>>9510030
>The object slides off towards the edge, much to Seb's surprise
>Though he can't see you, he looks in your general direction and smiles
>Some more pushing required

>>9510073
(Knocked off a day from the days to vegetable counter because if ladt nights hiatus, also improved the rolls)
(Panoptes will need some serious rest)

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>>9510030
>>9509993
>>9509939
>>9509958
>>9509895
>>9509676
>>9509660
>>9509358
>While you are away your bases are destroyed

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>>9510161
>Finally, a sign of success!
>Reach out to the nerd.

>farts loudly

>>9509676
Thanks for the offer to help if needed.
I appreciate it.
Gonna find some flowers out in the woods quick. Pretty sure she'll like them.

>>9510277
oh yes i got dubs hehehahew

BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAP

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>>9510237
>Distorted noise
>Which in this barren and silent dreamscape, its better than nothing
>"...focus..."

anyone wanna erp with me...?

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>>9510364
>Ray: focus harder, try again.
>He's not worried about the risks to himself here.
>Help the nerd.

>>9510384
yeah man
>sticks my penis inside your penis

>>9510398
>becomes the big penis
uggggggggh yes

>>9510413
>cums long, make me sticky

>>9510398
Hi Owain

>>9510428
Hi Paul

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>>9510396
>Almost off the edge
>Just a little harder
>Roll Push

>>9510436
Hi Joe

>>9510446
Hi Adachi

>>9510447
Hi Link

>>9510454
Hi Hoshi

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>>9510443
>Almost.
>Ray tries again, pushing himself to his limits to help...

>>9510455
Hi Mecha

>>9510480
Hi Jinx

>>9510503
Hi Bolin

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>>9510469
>It barely wiggles
"...just a little longer..."
>Roll Push 2, fail on 0,2

>>9510513
Hi Chat

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>>9510523
>Ray's getting just slightly desperate.
>"Dammit, Seb, hang on."
>Time to try again.

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I was told I'd find lolis here.

>>9510535
Hi Jade

>>9510590
Hi DMG

>>9510589
You mean Ollie?

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Any Unovens in the house tonight? Could anyone perhaps inform me as to the status of the current national alert level, GDP, and general availability of Antidotes, Ice Heals, grounding vests, and Dark-types, and any national efforts in place to prevent say, a large mudslide or flood caused by a giant talking axoltol ?

Asking for a friend.

>>9510626
God no, that guy seems like a pedophile who'd take things offline as well.

>>9510610
Hi Jiro

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>>9510582
>It barely moves... but it was just enough to push the dead Magnezone over the edge
>And then it hits you, it looked just like Seb
>As Magnezone!Seb rusts away into the wind, Seb smiles
>White out

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>>9510589
Here

>>9510652
Hi Ragyo

>>9510677
Hi Trixie

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>>9510652
not me but waddup senpai

>>9510589
is that a bleach brave souls border

Man, it really smells like JDF in here. Does anyone speak Korean?

>Raiding the autists
man HG is pathetic

>HG trying to raid PAR as ERP
Seems so forced, they name dropped any and all Ava's

>>9510705
agreed
t tlhgfag

>>9510691
I thought you hated this entire board, why did you suddenly decided to start dropping in again?

>>9510727
ERP doesn't even know what's happening here.

>>9510637
Things calmed down, the economy is great and whats with the everything else

Fuck Jinx

>Noodles talked HG into raiding PAR disguised as ERP to get at the GMs

That's too many acronyms to keep up with.

>>9510772
Isn't Noodles an acronym too?

>>9510793
Yes
Never Ordered, Of Delight Let Eggs Stew.

ANOTHER EPIC RAID FROM ERP
god im gonna go jerk off somewhere else

>>9510802
Please do

>>9510813
WoW PAR has such deep lore hehe

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>>9510757
Good, excellent, and it's research for a market survey, don't question it.

>>9510705
>>9510727
>>9510772
Either it's one guy or no HG at all since no one at HG is even talking about it

>>9510844
>IP count is ticking up steadily

>>9510844
>he hasn't seen the Discord channel
heh

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What's a good pokemon to start with?

ayo hol up I got a BIG shit I need to finna make and ima do it here, k?

>want to rp
>thread raided by erp autists
Nevermind then.

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>>9511043
Poochyena!

>>9510835
'kay.
Is it a survey about bunkers? I might need one.

>>9511043
Starter pikemons are chosen for a good reason

>>9510844
"You brute," she grunted out, face flushed as the searing dissipated, though reignited all the same once the man's thumb plunged itself into her pucker. The flat side of his digit caressed the ring, teasing the changeling into submission and granting her only a taste of plugging the crease with the same cock spreading the walls of her fertile womb apart. "Have you no manners? Gh!" And just like that, she shut her mouth to endure another round of his brutal tempo, sparing her no moment to even speak to him let alone get a response back.
...Anonymous
05/24/17(Wed)18:43:05 No.9510840
>>9510640 #
(And that's number two I'll miss, sorry Shantae)

>>9510642 #
Basically Anon shitposts Faye, much like in the comic. He doesn't believe shapeshifters exist and arrogantly posts his info daring Faye to do shit. Faye turns predator stalking him all day and pounces in his apartment. Kinky rape happens and it ends with Faye fucking his ass and ovi'ing him as a lesson. If the idea freaks you out, nevermind
...Anonymous
05/24/17(Wed)18:43:15 No.9510845
>>9510792 #
You know what I can buy that, you are a bright blue anthro hedgehog running at sonic speed after all
...Anonymous
05/24/17(Wed)18:43:29 No.9510849
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>>9510801 #
>She was starting to wake up as he was consuming her with his dick, the feeling of her feet brushing against the inside of his "skin" tickled her and caused her to squirm.
H-heeeey Felix that ticcckles!
>She kicked her feet around in his dick as he pulled her down.
...Anonymous
05/24/17(Wed)18:43:56 No.9510856
>>9510687 #
Heyyy, welcome back.
...Anonymous
05/24/17(Wed)18:44:07 No.9510860
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>As if the attentionwhoring wasn't enough, they're now trying to convince everyone that Mecha is nice
...Anonymous
05/24/17(Wed)18:44:25 No.9510866
>>9510809 #
>I thought furries and futas were pure

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>>9510861
>HG discord
>Mattering

>>9511070
same
just hold out for a while

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>>9511070
(Ignore it and RP.)
>>9511080
Really?
>>9511088
We don't have starters over here.

ugh, thanks guys, my butt feels all better

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>>9511043
Skrelp. Obviously. The starters are mediocre.

>>9511088
A bunker? What would you be putting in said bunker?

>>9511070
(hide button m'dude. we get raiding like three times a week, I don't even notice it anymore)

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>>9511113
Yuuuuup

>>9511070
This isn't ERP, we're currently too embroiled in our own drama and hate circlejerks to give a shit about you. Blame /tlhg/ or something, they probably have more spare time.

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Hello?
I have a question.
I really want to get into the contest, but they say I need a human!
What do I say to get them to let me in? Could I try dancing?

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>>9511167
(It's a false flag, having talked to a few chill guys from ERP it makes me doubt that it is you)
(Probably the same shit stirrer that copypasted our posts over at ERP and forced the Ollie meme)

>>9511167
(Yeah, we know. Or most of us do anyway, you guys are chill af. It's probably got something to do with a guy that got kicked out recently, he's kinda obsessed with harassing a few of the gms)

>>9511113
What would be "over here"? Orre?
But judging by your posts, it seems you already made a decent pick for a starter.

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>>9511234
Dancing is cute! But you still probably need to hunt down a human to get in. Gotta do the paperwork and stuff.

I'd offer but I dunno anything about pokes that aren't ghosts.

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>>9511416
>Wake up
>Shuppetbro still being a hat
Shit, how many hours I slept today

>>9511234
Well I'm not going to die anytime soon now, so, region?

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>>9511416
I really do need a human then?
I've never met a ghost...
You sure you don't want to help me?
I'm really nice...

>>9511458
I'm not sure.
But I'm in slateport city if you want to help!
It's really pretty, and has the sea near it!

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>>9511458
Uhhhh... like I think... more than 18

>>9511557
Would if I could hug bug, but I don't know the first thing about competitions and keeping buggos healthy. I'm not even sure what to do with this frosty cat weasel.

>>9511416
Can I suck your tits?

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>>9511577
Woo, a new record.

>>9511557
Yeah, you need a registered human. And I have yet to register again and bloody hell I need to do it for Shuppetbro.
Also Slateport is real far away from my location.

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>>9511577
Oh! Hugs are nice!
All I really need are berries and leaves and delicious tree sap!
I can take care of myself, don't worry!

>>9511686
Aww...
Well, thanks for offering to help, at least!
You seem nice!

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>>9511577
>Poke a Camhex

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>>9511686
Gratz

>>9511730
Sorry dude Slateport is in Honnen. That's way out of my range.

>>9511772
Wassup best cat?

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>>9511772
>Touch a cat.
>>9511837
>Pet a hex.
>Rev up that warmed up pizza.

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>>9511837
You too?
Aww...
>Buggo sighs
Well, thanks anyways...
I hope I can find someone to help me.

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>>9511837
Nooothing much, best hoomon.
Kinda hu-

>>9511873
well heck that'll do.
>Poke a lamp too

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>>9511873
You a best.
>obtain pizza

>>9511903
Maybe hit up Cata-list? Just be careful and make sure you get like, backround checks and stuff.

>>9511919
>pat cat
Go nuts, Lamp always finds more.

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>>9511837
Thank.

>>9511873
>>9511919
>Poke both

>>9511903
Slateport is full of trainers, maybe someone will get interested in you.

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>>9511919
>Lamptech: Thumbs up.
>>9511977
>Nod.
>>9511998
>Poke a human.
>Wave.

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>>9511977
Cat...list? Are they like a Meowth group or something?

>>9511998
Y-yeah!
But I already looked around once...
Maybe the second time will be luckier?

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>>9511977
>Chill Purr™
Sweeeet.

>>9511998
>Poke a lan

>>9512019
Based lamp.
>Get a slice and go to flavortown

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>>9511998
No prob

>>9512019
>Hug the lamp

>>9512049
Uhhh... it's like a place you go to find stuff and things and people.

>>9512091
Ye ye

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>>9512019
>Firey pokey
Is there some pizza left?

>>9512049
Maybe, not many appreciate bug types
>Furtive glance at baggage

>>9512091
>Pat

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>>9512091
>Pet the catto.
>>9512181
>Hug the Hex.
>Get all warm and toasty.
>>9512218
>Nod.
>Hand a slice.

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>>9512181
Really?
Where is it?
Is it in slateport?

>>9512218
Why though?
I'm a bug, and I'm really cute!
Why would they hate me?

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>>9512181
Yeee,
>Flop on a hexlap

>>9512218
>Boop

>>9512229
>Warm spoogi pets
>Yissss.

>>9512269
Hey, buddy.
I'm in Slateport, I can see about getting you in the door. I'm counting on you to know what to do from there, I'm not a Contest guy normally. Look for the dockworker with the Jolteon.

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>>9512229
Yissss. Lamp hugs.

>>9512269
It's on the internets.

>>9512365
>cuddle that sneeze
Cuuutest cat.

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>>9512519
Oh!
I'll look at it-

>>9512385
You'll help me?
Yay!
>Buggo excitedly crawls over to the docks

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>>9512229
Shit yeah, a champion's breakfast.
>Munch

>>9512365
>Ear scritches

>>9512269
Hell if I know.

>>9512574
>Joseph the Slateport Dorkworker: find bugge, pick up bugge, head back to the contest building.
"Alright, little buddy. Let's see how you do, okay?"

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>>9512519
>Snug up to that spooky lady
I try~
like, real hard.

>>9512586
>Ears: do the flippity flop thing.
niiiice.

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>>9512638
I'm gonna do my best and win!
Just you wait!
>Buggo goes on stage when it's his turn, and dances his heart out
>It may not compare to the fancier and more extravagant routines of the other, more seasoned contest goers, but he certainly sinks his heart into it
>Rolling for success this round

OLLIE
L
L
I
E

>>9512702
LEWD THE CHILLCAT

>>9513027
>>>>>>>>>>>verguba

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>>9512702
Couldn't tell. Pretty sure you're just cute naturally.
>hug that cat

>>9512702
>Rapid earflops
>Keep the scritching
Any faster and you'd be a fan

-Ian

its fun to see jirachi slowly but surely become less relevant
hell im sure borb and bones are gonna hook up soon
he might as well khs

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>>9513065
Aw c'mon now, you tryina make me blush or somethin?
>Hug a hex

>>9513092
Is that a challenge?
>Attempt to crank flipfloppage to 11

>everyone cares about you jiji
>immedately go to a different topic
hmmmm

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>>9513191
Yes.

>>9513092
Don't blow my bookshelf over m'dude.

>>9513191
Not fast enough
>Scritch faster

-Ian

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>>9513298
Well heck, good job then.
>Boop

>>9513304
Fight meee.
>Hell, let's get up to 12 then.

>>9513164
>>9513267
>They don't realize this was skitts is doing

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>>9513412
>Woooooooosh
Nice.

>>9513298
Okay mate
>Stop scritches

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>>9512849
>Wurmple's dance, as cute and earnest as it is, is completely overshadowed by extravagant routines from a Sylveon and several other mons
What...?
I thought I was the cutest!

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>>9513304
>>9513459
If my wagon blows away I'm NECROMANCY'ing you.

>>9513412
Thanks, I'm kinda a pro.
>Double Boop

>>9513417
obviously it was BONES

>>9513417
>>9513579
it was jiji duh

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>>9513459
>Flippityflaps: cease
Seeee, pretty much a living AC.

>>9513478
Y'welc. A prooo huh?
Wouldn't surprise me.
>Boop boop and a pap

>>9513632
It was i DIO

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>Shelldon takes a short walk around the keep, patrolling it briefly, before starting up the homemade hot tub again
>Slips into it, and relaxes

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>>9513478
>smoochbug gets out of cammie's hair again
>>9513459
>he glares at the man
>suspicious smooch

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>>9513478
Tell me more about NECROMANCY

>>9513645
Good cat
>Pat

>>9513725
Hello, hairbug

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>>9513645
>Boop bap boop pap
You know it famalam.

>>9513725
Yo buggo

>>9513816
Whaddya wanna know?

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>>9513816
hello human...
>still a bit suspicous but still smooches
>>9513841
is he nice?

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>>9513816
Best cat, thank you very much.
>Boop lan

>>9513841
I conceeeede, you win the boopwars.
>Snug up that hexx

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>>9513841
Everything, it's for research

>>9513902
>Smooched
Wow

>>9514088
>Booped
You can't beat me
>Boop back

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>>9514312
you seem to be a friend
>smooch again

>>9514459
>Smooched
So, what's your story

-Ian of the slow times

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goo

>>9515105
Hot~

>>9515105
>be stiches
>see this
>drinks goo straight from the tap
lucky doll

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>>9515105
Nice.

>>9513579
>>9513632
>hateboner
>hateBONEr
>Bones
>hateboner is here all day
>same with bones
>the incident where bones was asleep until the afternoon and soon after he woke up so did hateboner
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>9515105
>>9515153
>>9515174
>>9515178
...Please.

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>>9515231
>Touch a goo.
Hey.

>>9513477
>Joseph the Dockworker shrugs.
"Almost nobody wins their first Contest, little guy."
"You were a new guy up against a bunch of seasoned Contest 'mons. For what it's worth, I thought you showed some good hustle out there."

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>>9515231
>roost on

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>>9515254
Heeey, honey.
>Boop a plushbando belly

>>9515288
..Hi Clancy.

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>>9515288
>Wave.
Yoo.
>>9515312
>Touch the husband cloaca.
Heyyyyy~

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>>9515312
>>9515325
>Watch

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>>9515312
Aftanoon capo.

>>9515325
Aftanoon capo de capo.

I know I've let you down

>>9515375
>filename
blame bones
then skitts
then meme
then noodles
then turts
for the lolz of course

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>>9515370
>surprise hug the not-so-mad max

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>>9515325
>Slit thing*
>Separate holes a best sorry whoosp
..H-hey there~

>>9515375
..It's.. almost midnight. So uh, good evening.

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>>9515375
I am the capoest. Kekeke.
>>9515446
What's up? Done anything cool today?

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>>9515446
Same difference.

>>9515536
Technically, yeah.

>>9515370
Yo amico

>>9515427
Also yo amico.

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>>9515427
Yessssss

>>9515446
>Keep watching

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>>9515536
The moon, currently.
heh.
I uh, tried out the hoverbone for a few minutes earlier. It's aaaalmost ready, just a couple more tweaks and it'll be perfect.
..And some practice. Kinda hard to stay balanced.

>>9515576
Not reaaally.

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>>9515576
How are ya, Claaaancy?
>>9515629
Keheheheh. Well are you gonna give us a demo when you get it down?

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>>9515576
hello, clancy
>>9515580
>hugs more the boyfriend
hehe, you are fluffy like usual max

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>>9515629
...You's ain't know that.

>>9515649
>dismount boner
>sit on the lewdplush
I's be doin' tha patrolin' thing. You's seen a bigass robot clay monsta thing? Put a hole in onna the walls an' mah lobsta tripped n' fell on one.

>>9515682
>tip featherdora

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>>9515695
...Robot clay monster? I fit that bill.

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>>9515649
Yeah, definitely!
..I'm probably going to fall off it a lot still, though.
Hope you'll be ready to be my hero if I'm up too high.
>Smooch the Stitch on the cheek

>>9515695
But I do. Afternoon is only really used after, well, noon, up until around 5 or so.

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>>9515695
Nooooope, that sounds weird.
>>9515752
Uh.
>>9515765
>PlushlaughTM.
Welllllllllllllllll... I dunnoooooooooooooo if I can save yoooooou.
What's in it for meeeeee?

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>>9515682
The fluffiest for the prettiest

>>9515752
>Squint

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>>9515752
Nah, the yellow an' white one.

>>9515765
...Fak.

>>9515806
Fak again.

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>>9515806
Well.. whatever you consider a fair reward for saving the queen, of course.
>Lean in kinda close
Perhaps something that constitutes a new gift?~
The collar isn't just for show, you know.
>Smooch that plush good
>Wak is feeling f l i r t y I guess.

>>9515869
Gotchaaa.

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>>9515806
Hello.
>>9515860
Hello?
>>9515869
Ah, I see.

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>>9515695
>imitates the tippin even without having any hat
>>9515860
aww, thank you,
>kiss the birb on cheek

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>>9515869
Fak!
>>9515960
Ooooooh I getcha.
Kekeke.
>Smooch the wakbando.
I'll start planning!
>>9515968
Heyyyyyyyyyy. Have you been here for a while...?

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>>9515960
>rost back on the bone
Fakken jays.

>>9515968
...
>squint

>>9516001
Who da fak is dat guy?

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>>9515968
HELLO

>>9515970
Yiss
>Beak boops

>>9516001
>>9515960
>Continue watching the prelude to the gooing

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>>9516001
Mhmmm.
>Pat a cute plush
Great, can't wait, heheh.
I'll see what I can come up with on my end, too.

>>9516067
Having a round of musical roosts?

>>9515968
>Bonehead: quit being blind and notice the big golem
..Hello there.

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>>9516085
hehe
>boops him back

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>>9516067
No clue? New guy?
>>9516103
Kekeke. Nice.
>Smooch a waktum.

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>Zap mouse: check on the nerd.
>He seems okay, right?

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>>9516103
Tryin' not ta get goo'd amico.

>>9516294
Fak. We's gonna run outta beds.

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>>9516328
>...
>...
>...
>...
>Wake up

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>wakes up
Hi, how are you all.

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>>9516377
"Seb? 'C-Chu okay, bro?"
>Ray tries not to tear up.
"B-Bro, welcome back..."
>>9516420
Better than I've been all week, bro, like, better than I've been all week.

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>>9516434
That's pretty good to hear, man. Hope things stay lookin' up, for both our sakes.