ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) Do you like the tapus?

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HELP I JUST FOUND OUT I'M NONCANON AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF

>>9494439
koko is hot

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>>9494439
No not really.

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>>9494452
>Poke a goo.

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>>9494408
(Copied from the old thread.)
Find pictures of what it previously looked like and attempt to restore it?

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>>9494391
Cock!
>>9494439
They are scary

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>>9494519
>Poke a plush
Hello, hun.

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>>9494536
Aren't they?
>>9494572
How are ya?
>Touch the scaletum.

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>>9494640
Pretty good, actually. Think my little project is just about done finally.
>Pick up that plush
>Put on shoulders
You been doing anything fun lately?

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>>9494439
They're a nuisance in the way of archaeology.

>>9494391
Yes?

>>9494418
>pet

>>9494424
Don't know who you are.

>>9494452
Or you.

>>9494455
I have no idea.

>>9494520
I partially remember what it looked lile when I moved in. Have pictures, too.
I need to strip some walls of paint, remove the new floorboards and replace them with the old, broken ones, get the old plumbing back in, among other things.
Also, need to dig up some bones I buried.

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>>9494726
Cock!
>Splet the Cock

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>>9494768
.... some bones.

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>>9494726
Hey C- ...Al. How you been?

>>9494768
..Maybe just start with the bones before you tear up the plumbing.

>>9494803
>>9494819
They belonged to the gengar's previous body, and were on some sort of altar they had made in the basement.
I buried them out in the nearby woods a few days ago, but they want them back.

It all falls apart when you try to hard doesn't it?
I hated my husband

>>9494860
Jesus, dude, you don't fuck with bones, especially when it's literally on an altar.
Go get that stuff asap.

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>>9494795
Your aim is off lately. Adjust your sight.

>>9494806
Robbed a sacred temple and almost killed the angry axolotl in the process.

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>>9494860
You messed with an altar? To a Ghost type?

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>>9494905
..It is.
>One eye aiming: engaged.
>Attempt #2 at Cockspletting

>>9494806
Hi Zibel!

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>>9494860
>emerge from self loathing pit
>check internet
>promptly regret it
Oh god what the fuck no

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>>9494905
Y'know I've been training sooooo much I haven't talked to you in forever.
>Equip Lum berry.
>Hug a cock.
>>9494955
Pffff. Do you need a nap?

(well shit I'm down to three characters now)

>>9494957
>>9494930
>>9494889
Sorry!
I didn't know what it was.
It was a stone table in the basement, with flowers and personal items arranged around a pile of bones.
Thought it was just some weird thing the previous owner left behind.
I'm currently digging them up now.

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>>9494955
>whEEZE
>Heckin wimpy ass splet
>Doesn't even get close to the Cock
heck.

>>9494972
gask sleeps enough for all of us.
Soo.
Nope!

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>>9495061
>Hex Manaic: Become Projecting Maniac
Holy shit are you literally retarded. How can you fuck something up this bad? Are you actively trying to get people killed?

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>>9495061
I am by no means a ghost expert, but I believe you will have to recreate the altar.
>>9495038
(That sucks anon. Maybe make more and join Spoopsail or some other group?)

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>>9494955
>>9495093
...That's just sad.

>>9494972
>memories of satanic training return
>fear of eel is strong
Ah. Impressive dedication. I will be sure to note it.

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>>9494957
>Boop

>>9495061
Yeah that uh, wasn't smart.
Good luck calming the spookerton down.

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>>9495093
I think you need a naaaaaaaaap.
>>9495141
Thank yooooou. Uh, Remi seems to like these soooo.
>Stand on tip toes.
>Smooch a cockface.
>Gain badly poisoned.
>Munch Lum berry.

>>9495112
No?
It looked nothing like an altar to me.
I have no experience with this sort of thing. Well, I do now, but still.

>>9495130
I sorta remember what it looked like, and the gengar is helping me with that.

>>9495143
I'm quite aware of my screwup.
I'm working on it.

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>>9495141
Shhh.
You saw nothing.

>>9495187
I do not!
I slept fine.

>>9495112
Eh, where are you at right now?

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>>9495112
>>9495143
>Mort: Appear.
Hey dorks.
>>9495233
Please be more careful, dude.

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>>9495143
>hug frosty catte
Why does everything keep fucking up?

>>9495233
Just fix the alter, apologize, and don't touch anything else.

>>9495262
Still hanging around by Lake of Rage. Got my wagon back.

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>>9495301
"MORTY!"
>The small girl flings herself from the position on the couch, snaring his waste in a hug.
"... you aren't very comfy to hug."

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>>9495187
...
>internal screaming
Thank you, i suppose

>>9495258
I saw many things and they were all disappointing.

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>>9495301
Hey dweeb.

>>9495305
>Hug spooky lady
It doesn't thooough. Well, mostly anyways.

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>>9495412
(fuk me, I Ray'd)

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>>9495258
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure. I think you gotta sleep mooooooore.
>>9495412
>>9495436
No problem!!
>Pat the cock.

>>9495305
>>>9495112
If you're in for doing things to Shuppets and Banettes, I'm the anon from the another day, currently in the Safari Area of Johto.

>>9495301
I'll try to be more careful.
No more messing with anything that has bones involved.

>>9495305
Altar is fixed, to the best of my abilities.
Been apologizing this whole time.
Basement is off limits to me now, which is honestly for the best.

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>>9495412
do not bully the gun.

>>9495445
Oh come onnnn.
I'm fine! Not even tired!

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>>9495301
Hey dude.

>>9495430
Tell that to the dead kid buddy
>hug icecate

>>9495446
That sounds lewd.

>>9495466
Well that's... good at least, I guess

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>>9495327
Sorry, sassy child.
>Mortimer pats the small child.
>>9495430
How ya been, chillcat?
>>9495466
Yes, please. That means marowaks too.
>>9495548
>Flop on a broken couch.
Nice place you got here.

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>>9495445
...Yes.

>>9495536
>flip gun
Go to bed Remi.

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>>9495548
I said mostly for a reason. And it ain't our fault he couldn't figure out how stairs work, that's just his spikes depriving his brain of oxygen or something.
>Snug that big poofy-haired ass hoomon

>>9495587
Pretty alright. Wagon's comf. Cam's comf.
You doing alright?

>>9495548
Lewds optional, souls definitely involved, you still in?

>>9495548
Still have to "restore" a house by making it look 100 years older.
But the gengar is calmer now, at least.
Anything I can offer it in the meantime? Like, flowers, food, spices?

>>9495587
Those are the lizard guys with flaming bones, right?
Yeah, I'll keep it in mind.

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>>9495587
Eh, it's comfy.

>>9495658
Yeah I guess.
>pet the pumpkaboo with one hand and the chillcat with the other

>>9495705
Eh. Been feelin' less of the "time to le die" lately. Sorry, maybe next time a teenager dies because I'm a shit.

>>9495715
Gengar are notoriously... for lack of a better word, salty as fuck. Gotta make sure you line up with exactly what it wants. Oh, yeah, and Alolan Marrowak are the ones with the flaming bones. They're cute.

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>>9495587
>She follows after Mort, crawling back onto the back of the couch and simply hanging like some sort of rag doll.
"Moooooort. Mort. Moooorty. What're we doing?"

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>>9495658
Yep. Was pretty close to doing a dumb but... I didn't.
>Pet a cat.
>>9495715
Good good.
>>9495750
Hell I'll put some money toward a tune up if you're interested.

>>9495750
will you ever evolve your pumpkaboo?

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>>9495652
>Fishtol: become turnways
But Coooock.
I don't wannaaa.

>>9495763
(Frig)
>Mort pats the sassy child.
Relaxing for now. You have something in mind?
-Mortimer

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>>9495652
Yes?
>>9495783
>Tucc a fishtol in.
Sleeeep.

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>>9495783
ALcock. Now sleep.

>>9495806
Yes.

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>>9495783
you need to sleep
it's not bat to go to sleep remi

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>>9495750
Trust me it happens all the time with Weavile. The headdress drops your IQ about 20 points.
>Heck yeah pets.
>Purr™

>>9495771
Oooh, a dumb? What kinda dumb?
>Oh heck doublepets
>Purrbox is workin overtime

>>9495750
Well, beats being still in Sinnoh. Mind if I crash at your place?

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>>9495793
>The sassy child returns a pat in kind, tapping the butt of her hand against his helm.
"I dunno... There's nothing to necromancy! I'm boooored."

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>>9495806
But Zibelll.

>>9495845
Cock. Sleep is for nerds!

>>9495850
But it is though.

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>>9495763
Necromancy.

>>9495771
Naah, don't worry about it bro. The place is comf af.

>>9495782
Eh, maybe someday. I'm not really too big on the whole "send people you care about to fight stuff" thing, so it'd have to be like, careful af sparring before I tried leveling her.

>>9495854
>maximum over pet

>>9495866
Go nuts bro. Not much room but if you wanna sleep in the passanger seat I can just chill back here in the couch with the cat.

>>9495877
There's always something to necromancy.

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>>9495845
Allllllllllllllllll.
>>9495904
It's past your bed tiiiiiime!

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>>9495854
Probably end up dead.
>Scratch under the chin.
>>9495877
What, do you wanna kill someone?
>Mort pokes the little hair clip island challenge thingy.
What's this for, anyway?
>>9495913
Alright. Are we letting more randos in?

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>>9495904
>invert gun again
ALcock.

>>9495921
That is my name, yes.

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>>9495921
But it's not even Midnight! Come onnn.

>>9495962
COCK!
>Upside downside spletside cockside
>Maybe this one will work

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>>9495962
Al, do you think Remi is sick?
>>9495989
You keep missing!

>>9495913
Hell yeah, time to have some actual company.
...I'm all the way at the other side of Johto, any ideas?

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>>9495913
>Acerola considers that answer for a moment, lifting herself slightly and resting her head in her hands, elbows propped on the couch.
"You're right, maybe we should bring back the chicken in the freezer!"
>>9495955
"Ooooh. The Tapu gave it to me, it shows that you're chosen to be a trial captain!"

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>>9495904
why do you think it is bad, remi?

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>>9495989
ALcock.

>>9496004
It's a possibility. His abilities are certainly impaired. Could be a liability.

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>>9495913
>Press up against her hand
gods that feels good.

>>9495955
Oh.
That's uh, not good.
Glad you didn't do a dumb then.
>Happiest mf chillcatte sounds

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>>9496004
It's not my fauuult.
Cock is just squiggly!

>>9496061
I'm fine!
>SPLET
>pls

>>9496055
cause it's lame.

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>>9495955
I dunno. I'm just openin' up my free seat, you don't have to hang around if you don't wanna.

>>9496009
Uhhh... you got any flying types?

>>9496016
Sure. Just don't let it kick anything.

>>9496095
You're really getting into this.
>scratch the catte ears

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>>9496061
Liability? Noooooooo.
>>9496139
>Squint.
You suuuuuuure.

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>>9496009
Got any fly pokemon? I could come pick you up if you want.
>>9496016
Huh, that's pretty cool. Do you still do your trial thing and the E4? Isn't that hard?
>>9496095
Yeah, heh.
>Pet a catte.
You've been well?
>>9496160
Eh I'd miss you if I left.

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>>9496139
You've missed constantly. You're going to a doctor.

>>9496170
Yes. Liability. If it was anyone else I'd strongly advocate expiation. For Remi, I make a rare exception.

>>9496160
>>9496186
Yyyyeah... I walked here all the way from Goldenrod, don't have a single pokey to my name.

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>>9496139
if you don't sleep you will be lame
sleep deprivation is lame

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>>9496160
>A hand placed on her chin and lip pursed, the idea is considered. Her legs kick to and fro slightly as she thinks on it.
"Hmmm... Maybe! We aren't eating it soon, are we?"
>>9496186
"Yep~! There's not very many challengers for either of them, so it's pretty easy!"

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>>9496215
>somewhere in orre, a borb heard the word "Goldenrod" on the wind
FAKKEN JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS

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>>9496160
Well yeaaah, it feels great.
>Catte bits: take over
>Licc a hand

>>9496186
Yyyep, all good on the homefront for me.

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>>9496186
Fair 'nuff.

>>9496215
Alright, lemme get some gas and I'll just like, drive the wagon over.

>>9496239
Nah, go for it dude.

>>9496311
>status: licc'd
Cuuuuute.

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>>9496215
The... Safari place where you find wild pokes, right? Yeah I can get there.
>Rolling for accuracy of shadow sneak.
>>9496239
Huh, sounds like a pretty fun job, honestly.
>>9496311
>Pat the sneezer.
Nice. Did you think about wanting to evolve?
>>9496355
Be back in a sec.

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>>9496170
..Yes.

>>9496211
No.
No doctors!
I'm fine!
>Fish: have an idea.
>Zapsplet!

>>9496225
...
>Be mature.
>Stick tongue out.
>Do fishtols even have tongues??

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So I realized that while I know Drax really well, he can still surprise me, so now I'm thinking about how little I know the rest of my team, and that is probably going to cause issues if I just go straight into battle like that.
So basically what's the best way to really get to know your team?

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>>9496211
Hm...
>>9496395
>Miss.
>Worry.
>Roll to not show it.
Uhh... Are you sure?

>>9496388
>Failure anon from Jubilife has yet to notice the odd dude right behind him
>He looks like a very depressed pokemart guy

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>>9496426
Talk to them. It is, honestly, that simple.

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>>9496395
>looks at remi
>tries to be mature
>fuck it
>sticks tongue out too
go to sleep remi

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>>9496355
Shh. I'm cool, not cute.
maybe a little.

>>9496388
Ehh, a little, but I'm still kinda in the 'nah' category.

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>>9496471
Yo.
>Snag a finger on his shirt.
>Rolling to get back to the Camvan.
>Odd is a rough landing.
>Dubfail is somewhere in the forest.
>Tripfail is Special.

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>>9496395
Yes. Yes doctors.

>>9496429
I can only tell you what i know. And what I know is that he can't hit shit.

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>>9496577
Wait wha...
>poof

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>>9496603
>Pooft out in the forest.
Fuuuuck. Hey depression nerd, you wanted a Shuppet, right? I can give you one of mine when we get back to Cam's party van.
>Point.
Uh, this way.

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>>9496501
So get that poketranslator add-on? Alright, I guess.
>One app purchase later
Alright, how does this work...
>Turn on the poketranslator

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>>9496429
>Fish: have a BETTER idea.
>Splet the eel cause hes slightly less squiggly!
Yes!

>>9496598
No doctorsss!

>>9496518
no.

>>9496705
(Aaand VI's Pokemon: Drax the Gengar, Trace the Metang, Lulu the Azurill, Kylar the Gligar, Mal the Charmander, and Remmy the Wishiwashi)

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>>9496598
So what do we do?
>>9496779
>Miss.
>Extreme worry.
Can we please take you to a doctor? If you aren't doing it for yourself do it for meeeeee.

>>9496654
Yeah man, lets go.
Whats with the Halloween getup, at that

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>>9496552
Cutest. When's Mort getting back?

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>>9496779
It's time to stop.
>>9496832
Drag him to a center somewhere. Security liability. Fake name. Avoid anything that could get us tagged or ID'd.

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>>9496927
Long story. Let's just leave it at... My main team are a bunch of dicks that would murder me in various ways and the getup keeps me from dying.
Well, so far.
>Get walking.
>Rolling for travel time.
What's your story?

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>>9496934
Shush.
>Boop a hex
I uh, have nooo idea.

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>>9496832
...
>Splet self.
>There is no feasible way you can goof this up.
>Probably.
Zibel I'm fine! I promise!

>>9496986
It's time to splet.

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>>9497036
>boop
I will not.

>>9497013
Kicked out of the only thing I enjoyed in life because of a document mixup, slaved away at a pokemart the last two years. Shit's depressing and the customers horrible and I was like hell yeah I'm in for smooching an unzipped Banette.
Didn't expect a generous trainer to pay for a ticket out of there, though.

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>>9496986
Al, can you help me, we need to take him to a center...
>>9497095
Um. Sorry about this.
>100% accuracy move.
252+ SpA Eelektross Thunderbolt vs. 0 HP / 0- SpD Remoraid: 746-882 (761.2 - 900%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9497133
C'mon, I'm not thaaat cute.
>Double boop for great justice

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>>9497175
Huh. Well...
>Mort opens the door to Cam's party van.
>And offers the guy a ball.
Level 20 Shuppet. He isn't a dick so he'll be good.
>>9497036
>>9497133
>>9497230
Heyyyyyy I'm home with a new friend.

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>>9497095
...
You just failed shooting yourself. There's not much lower you can go from here.

>>9497205
That works. Check his heart for arrhythmia, I'll gather a few medical supplies and some cash to make sure he gets in alright.

Anybody here know a good drink to make you forget the last twelve hours?
I just had a shift that managed to shred up my fucking soul at work.

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>>9497205
>fuc that's a crispy fishtol
why though.
>Flop
>KO

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>>9497245
>Ball received
Wait for real...
Damn, thanks.
>Let the Shupbro out

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>>9497230
>triple boop
Lies.

>>9497245
Yo. Shit bro, that was fast.

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>>9497331
Depends, how much ya looking to spend?

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>>9497284
Thanks, Al.
>>9497339
Sorry.
>Hug a fishtol and make sure he's alright.

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>>9497245
Hey geeklord.
And new guy.

>>9497342
...
>Squint
>Do the forbidden quad boop.
I'm not!

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>>9497284
>Wake up
Heh heh Al, what's that smell?

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>>9497403
>Fishtols gonna be fiiiine
>Just a bit toasty.

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>>9497340
No problem.
>The Shuppet squints at the guy for a moment before floating around him.
>>9497342
>>9497410
Oh and I gave him one of the least murderous pokes on my extended team.
Woo.
>Flop on couch.

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>>9497342
Hey it's me. You can call me Ian, or failman if you like that more.

>>9497410
Heya, cute weaselcatte.

>>9497465
>The Shuppet comes to a rest on Ian's head
Least murderous, that's neat.

>>9497372
I've got 4000P and I'll spend it all.

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>>9497403
>grunt

>>9497415
Fried fish.

>>9497449
>poke
Alright, let's get a move on.

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>>9497449
>Pick up the fishtol.
>>9497688
Alright. I'm ready to go.
>Follow the cock.

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>>9497410
>rub catte tum
Yes you are.

>>9497465
Woo.

>>9497573
Cam. Or Hex. Whatever's good.

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>>9497465
Neato.

>>9497573
Howdy, lan.

>>9497759
>Catte: do that purr thang
alright fiiiine.
I'm cute, you win.

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>>9497688
Heh, dinner time?

>>9497449
Wait... eeh? EH?

>>9497717
I'm going.
>no time for laughs

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>>9497573
Yep.
Also I'm Mortimer. Mort works.
>>9497759
Woooo.
>>9497810
>Poke the red ear.
What even is this? What did evolution do you you icy nerds?

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(Yeah Lunala plot is dropped. Might come back I don't know. I'm sort of considering dropping out of the RP for personal reasons.)

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>>9497886
(Sorry to hear that on both accounts. Permanent drop out or temp?)

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>>9497839
Not unless you feel like being down a crewmember.

>>9497717
>roll for travel time, last post number

>>9497886
(fuk)

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>>9497886
( In any event, you were great to RP with and I hope that you enjoyed the time you did spend here )

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>>9497759
Cam, nice.

>>9497841
You do look like the kind of guy that would be named Mortimer.

>>9497810
>Try to remember what was appropriate regarding weaselcats
>That was petting
>Pet the weaselcat

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>>9497839
Alright, thank you.
>>9497938
>Follow a cocc.

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>>9497886
(Well, that was not unexpected)
(Sorry man, I enjoyed it and I hope you enjoyed yourself as well)

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>>9497841
>Ear: do a flappydap.
It's an ear.
I dunnooo, man, ask big Arc if you want a straight answer on that.
All I know is I don't freeze and that's cool.

>>9497979
>So many pets tonight
>Sneeze is having the time of his life

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>>9497810
Knew it, dork.

>>9497841
Wooooooooooo

>>9497979
Wassup dude?

>>9498146
>snug the gato

Gengarguy, back again, with another question.
What exactly is "dream eater"?

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>>9498212
It's a move used on a sleeping opponent. It does exactly what you think it does.

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>>9498001
>Sneakweed: hiding in an ally near a PCC
Alright. How should we do this? Drop him at the door, bribe a human to take him in, what?

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>>9498297
Hmm... Watch my back.
>Eel: Go on inside.
>Rolling for if the people can understand the gun needs help.

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>>9498199
>Snug the spookergal
Who you callin' a dork, dweebus?

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>>9498370
>pops out of cammie's hair
She is calling you a dork sneeze of course

>>9498146
Niiiiiiiiice
I enjoyed doing field work on your soecies, you know
Back when I had an enjoyable job

>>9498199
Just chillin with the chillcat

-Ian

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>>9498352
On your order.
>slink up to door
>remain vigilant for signs of danger

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>>9498479
>Poke back out.
Hey! They said they'll take a look!!
You wanna hang out out here?

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GAH.
The Kalosian delegation at the latest pan-Regional League meeting was calling to raise the age for Gym activities again!
Have they no respect for our traditions? If 10 years old is good enough for Red and Blue, it should be good enough for them!

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>>9498546
What's that? Oh your records?
Ooooooh. How many dead kids this year? 250?
How many dead children in Kalos? 0?
Wow.

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>>9498546
Yo, man! You right blazing in telling them Unovan pansies!

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>>9498546
Hold on I got some prime Kanto memes.

BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1999
I am Kanto man
410,757,864,530 DEAD KIDS

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>>9498370
You dorkball.
>top snugs the cat

>>9498442
Thank you.

>>9498443
Sounds chill.

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>>9498582
YOU ARE MISREADING THE DATA!
THAT IS NOT A SINGLE YEAR, THAT IS TWO YEARS!
>>9498619
GAAAAH.
I'm going to go train to cool down.
>>9498611
Finally, someone with some respect.

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>>9498660
Yeah say that when I bend you over on my lap and kick your ass with faries.

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>>9498660
That is still a lot of dead kids, mon Cher. That is more children dead than show up in my restraurant in a year.

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>>9498544
Might as well. Not like we've got anything better to do right now.

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>>9498692
Great!
>Flop near the cock.
Al, did you ever date anyone?

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>>9498546
>>9498660
TRADITIONS NEED TO HAVE PURPOSE, BACK THEN THE AGE WAS TEN BECAUSE THAT WAS THE FUCKING TRIAL OF MANHOOD, NOW IT'S LITERALLY JUST SENDING LITTLE KIDS TO DIE OF STARVATION AND SPEAROW PECKS!
FUCK!
This is why I need to get stronger with my team, thick-skulled idiots running this shitshow of a region.

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>>9498676
Fairies? What kind of dishonorable team is that?
>>9498682
You have dead children in your restaurant?

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>>9498443
Cool, what'd you get up to back then?

>>9498655
Meanie.
>Nuzzle up to the Cammie
So uhh, yoooou remember when I asked if you had any pokeballs that one time?

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>>9498731
Once, when I was younger. Attractive feraligatr, Met while I was just starting out as an archeolo-
hell with it, adventurer. Ended poorly. For a variety of reasons. The melting didn't help either.

Yourself?

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>>9498764
What? Non, I am saying that less living children show up to eat in my restaurant in a year than the number of children that die in Kanto.
... this is mostly because I have a semi ban on children in my Restaurant, but that is not the point.

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>>9498764
A good one. Idk if you know how good Klefki and some other pokes are dude.
btw.
>Sent tinydickbruno.png
Did I get this right?
>>9498763
Hey if you ever need battle tips I'm a Captain for a reason.

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>>9498582
Them children were not passionate enough, and cried all the way back home to mommy!

>>9498619
Your memes are as weak as the WiFi in Poni.

>>9498660
Yo man, they don't understand REAL PASSION!

>>9498765
Yep. Still got those three I won from the riddle guy. What's up?

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>>9498796
Aw, that sucks... Uh, if I'm being honest I haven't dated anyooooone.
But, uh, some of the people on the crew would probably be fun to date.

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>>9498812
(fuk my finger slipped and now the reply chain is screwed up, also drink)

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>>9498655
You're welcome miss
>smooch

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>>9498805
Battle tips can come after my team has grown together, I want everyone to be on par with Drax before we start taking on gyms, and then I'm gonna get all the badges in Kanto AND Johto, and hopefully take on the E4 and win, not sure about the champ, but if I can do everything else, they'll have to listen when I tell them to fucking modernize.

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>>9498828
Hadn't considered it. Too old for that sort of thing. I have my collection and I have my work. I'm content.

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>>9498877
...Would you want help with that sometime? I'm sure all of us could make a heck of a spelunking crew.

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>>9498807
I know! It is ridiculous!
I blame a lack of discipline and fighting spirit!
>>9498763
HOW DARE YOU? I will not stand for this slander against our heritage!
>>9498805
So this is the legendary Alolan hospitality.
I'm going to go train with Machamp...

>>9498655
Real bloody chill, especially after they came from a hunt.

>>9498765
Field researcher under Rowan, probably the best year and a half of my life.

-Ian

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>>9498807
It's actually pretty great out here. Amaaaaaaaaaazing for painting, dude.
>>9498860
I dunno, Red and Blue tried that. Hell, I'm sure Gold and the two twin bitches tried that. I'm up for a battle if you ever are tho. Good luck on your quest, dude.
>>9498905
...So it's right?
My cock drawing skills are not to be trifled with.
>Start drawing a Dragalge.
>No refs, bitches.
>Rolling for accuracy.

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>>9498902
...With the work? Feel free.

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>>9498763
A ha, now that's some passion! But I feel you will burn out soon!

>>9498905
Yo, you have ideas on lighting up the fire under the youth's feet? They starting to get some real crazy ideas from these Kalosian pansies, it's like they took a bucket of water to their inner fire!

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>>9498812
Weeelllll uh, heck, I've been thinking about askin if you wanted to like, keep me around. For realzies.
Or somethin.
I dunno.
>Catte: flopp.

>>9498910
Rrrowan?
That's uh, Sinnohs guy, right? Heard it's pretty nice over there, for types like me anyways.

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>>9498948
Awesome! You're the best, Al. Do you have your sights on anything?

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>>9498828
>Muffled heheheheheh from behind the corner

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>>9498910
Field researcher? Sounds fancy.

>>9499000
I mean, sure. If you wanna. I don't do much of the battling unless I can help it. You're basically gonna just be like. Snugging on the couch all day until we get a gig.
>Equip ball
You sure you wanna?

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>>9498958
I'm sure your hair could sponge up an entire bucket of water, la punaise.

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>>9498905
WE LEARN ABOUT HISTORY SO WE DONT FUCKING REPEAT IT, AND YET HERE KANTO IS SENDING TEN YEAR OLDS TO DIE BY THE HUNDREDS EVERY YEAR! AND WHAT OF THEIR POKEMON!? NO ONE FUCKING TEACHES THESE KIDS TO CARE FOR THEM, SO EVEN BEFORE THE HUMANS STARVE OR FREEZE OR DIE SOME OTHER WAY THESE POKEMON ARE SUFFERING, AND IT'S BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU, WHO THINK THEIR OLD WAYS ARE PERFECT, THAT THIS IS STILL HAPPENING! THE WORLD HAS CHANGED, BRUNO, AND YOU ARE HOLDING KANTO BACK!
Fuck, that's my angry rant for the night, Arceus on a bike I'm just gonna cuddle Drax and calm down for a bit now.

>>9498931
Then I've just got to do better than them, and if I ever stop by Alola again I'll gladly take you up on that.

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>>9499027
Few different things in a few different regions. Varying difficulty levels. I've got the notes on file in my clos- office.

>>9499035
Hm. Any regional preference?

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>>9499035
Gaaaaaaask.
>>9499123
Ooooh. Nice. We can go through 'em when we get back.
>Slightly flirty eel noises.
Alooone maybe?

>>9499000
>Maximum overflop
The north is an ice type paradise, yeah. Loads of sneas and weavs.
>Pet the sneas

>>9499061
Not real fancy but fun, and way betetr than rotting in a Pokemart.
Bloody Rowan, though.


-Ian

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>>9499123
Heh heh, maybe hit Unova?

>>9499142
Ziiiiiiibel. Aloooooone time, heh?

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>>9499142
Hm. Doing it alone would make it easier to administrate without crew input. Presumably as the active administrative officer you are best aware of which targets are most efficacious to peruse. Very well.

>>9499204
Possibility. Heightened security following a bout of civil unrest a few months ago, but it should be on a backslide by now. But that's up to the captain once we go over the plans in the clos- office.

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>>9499086
Ha ha, you're like a flash fire!

>>9499076
Water is for NERDS

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>>9499061
I am like one hundred and.. two, percent down for that.
I'm not super into battling after like.. being wild-ish. Not the most fun thing.
Tons of snugs though? Sign me uuuup.
Yeah, pretty sure.

>>9499146
>Purrr
Yeah, sounds like it.

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>>9499076
Dang you tell em, lube master.
>>9499086
Oh, if you're ever in the neighborhood for faries I'm your dude.
>>9499245
Wow you are like.
The saddest man.

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>>9499204
Maaaaaaybe~!
>>9499236
Alright! We'll all be a great team.
Hehehe.
You know we could always turn one of the rooms into an office for yooou.

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>>9499245
And Fire is for.... well. Not for you, since Sinnoh only has two Fire Pokemon in its regional dex. A shame, non?
>>9499253
I shall try, but I doubt my words will penetrate that thick afro of his.

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>>9499146
What's a Rowan?

>>9499252
Niiiice dude. We're gonna chill, watch netflix, cuddle, it's gonna be fukkin awesome.
>Ball: Equipped
>Capture the Chill Cat

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>>9499236
Heh, time to punch faces and bring down buildings.

>>9499297
Heheheheh, nice.

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>>9499245
More like an easily rekindled bonfire, I'm just going down to coals before I start burning the whole forest down.

>>9499253
Ive got my Fairy already, an Azurill named Lulu, gonna use her to take out Blaine and the cheeto puff up there once I get to that point.

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>>9499253
At least I have a flame, you are like a soggy campfire!

>>9499319
Low blow.

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>>9499337
Heck yeah, that sounds great. I got the chill if you got the netflix.
>ChillCatte: get ball'd or something

>>9499252
Yeah.

>>9499337
The curmudgeon prof in charge of research in Sinnoh. He's a cunt.

-Ian

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>>9499297
...Well. If it's not too much trouble. I prefer to remain low-key but if you had the space for a desk, a few bookshelves, and a bit of personal effects, it would be a welcome upgrade.

>>9499377
Indeed.

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>>9499394
Also yes I realize the Cheeto puff isn't from Johto or Kanto, he pissed me off so I'm going to take on Sinnoh after everything else.

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>>9499377
Oh shush!
>>9499476
Anything for you. Hehehe~. Sure, sure, we can do that. A bunch of the rooms down stairs are cleaned up.

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>>9499444
>quads balling
>that was the fastest and most efficient balling ever
>pop the ball back open
Crap. That was easy.

>>9499465
Sounds like a dick.

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>>9499423
And it's still not lower than Sinnoh's League completion rate. How many people have made it to the E4 in the past two years?

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>>9499476
Heh.

>>9499534
Heheheh, call me when things need to get moved

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>>9499556
>Catte o' chill: back out of the bag. ball. thing.
Yeah, that was pretty quick.
Not as weird as I thought it would be either.

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>>9499394
>>9499480
Like a forest fire, you are a danger to everyone else, and then you get extinguished.

>>9499628
Yo, do I look like one of the eggheads in charge of that?

>>9499556
He was and got in arguments often.

>>9499646
How does it feel?

-Ian

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>>9499687
Non, I fear the trainer age would be dropped to 8 if you were.

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>>9499721
So what? If they got the fire to leave earlier, let them blaze!

>Hi.
>77 rper here, I saw some people weren't happy with how powerful the grunts have got, so I wanted to try and clarify exactly what problems people have with them and hopefully work towards something that's still a threat but maybe not so incredibly overwhelming to some people.

>I'd rather do it in thread as well, just to be completely open about it and to show there's no resentment or anything from me.

>Have some music too, why not.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D1fIuUToKY&

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>>9499702
Uh, not like much of anything at all, really. Just.. pretty normal. Guess those nerds

>>9499927
The problem is you have fun RPing as them and that bothers me and nothing you can do will change that because I'm a salty cunt

>>9499978
kek

>>9499971
(jeez i didnt even finish my post. nice.)
>Guess those nerds
really know what they're doin with those things, huh?

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>>9499927
(Alternatively you could escalate further in targets and heat)
(Some say the rifle is a bit too much of a fight ender at 50% accuracy)
(I still appreciate the music, and your playing in general)

>>9499971
>>9500021
Yeah, a flash and you're out of here and in some wack ass prison, and then back out.

-Ian

>>9499927
(Tbh gonna be hones. 77 feels a lot better than 33, Fs out for Jirachi.)

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>>9500157
I mean, I wasn't in there for very long at all, but it didn't look much like a prison to me. Just kinda looked like.. like a, place. With stuff. N' things.
No idea how that or the zappery works but it's kinda nifty.

>>9500087
>77 jumped straight to the top with his targets, going after Caitlin, Sun and that girl with the suit whose name I forget.
>As I'm sure you know he's already risked his life twice because of that, saved by what were really lucky rolls on his part, he's also got really lucky and has managed to snag a bunch of high level Pokemon.
>I would be completely fine if someone wanted to send some similarly high level trainers/police/whatever after the grunts at this point, although obviously I can't do that myself.

>It's not something you mentioned but are you guys fine with the snag machines?
>So far I've been trying to use it sparingly but I think a 50% capture rate on that may be a bit too high, I dunno.

>The rifle complaint I understand, although with the revamped battle system it'd be better to just use a Shadow Rush instead.
>Also ammo is indeed being tracked and running low at this point.

>Also also honestly I'm not sure how else to work out rifle accuracy.
>Maybe have 77 target a specific part of the body which would hit and knock out instantly on a dubs/trips but hit some unimportant part on a normal evens and take longer to take effect?

>Also thanks, I try.

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>>9500247
(Caitlyn is covering up that she got robbed, Sun is busy trying to solve other issues and the Emma player doesn't show up often)
(We will have to think of a good reason for 33 and 77 to suddenly accumulate heat)

(Snag machines were allowed for 33 and 77 specifically for your plot)
(Changing their capture rate is a possibility, maybe effectiveness depending on snagged 'mon level. Would need to discuss it with the other GMs) (Alternatively, how often it can be used)
(Nothing retroactive, of course)

(I thought you had recently went back for ammo, so, that's another thing) (I appreciate the use of tranqs, personally)

(I like that aiming system, as well)

>>9500217
You almost make me thing to get somehow captured and see the insides of a ball. Maybe some other day, I'm gonna catch some zzzs.
>Ian conks out in a chair, Shuppetbro still perched on top like a hat

>>9500490
>Yeah I know, I was just wondering how to properly escalate from there.
>Also Dealerman mentioned that the grunts hadn't been subtle in the underground, maybe some other powerful criminals work some strings to give the grunts some heat?
>I'm open to other suggestions, of course.

>Alright, good to hear. I'll hold off snagging anything until you guys come to an agreement, although I like the idea of it being based off the Pokemon's level.
>Also taking into account what ball is being used, 77 uses Great Balls because he hasn't bothered getting anything better, but 33 has been using Ultra Balls.

>77 tried to find more ammo a while ago back at the Key Lair, but got a couple of stun grenades instead.
>One of which he used trying to escape from Sun and Nebby.
>Also yeah, tranqs all the way. It makes sense IC too as 33 and 77 are actually trying to bring these Pokemon back alive to shadowify them.

>I'll use that from now on then, no worries.

>I've gotta fuck off now though, if you or anyone else has anything else you want to talk about leave me a reply and I'll get back to it when I can.

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>>9500596
(Underground problems seem to be the most reasonable, personally. Maybe others with a beef against Cipher, and especially a reborn Cipher)

(Ball capture chance itself may need a rework, and I don't remember much the details atm apart that varies in a case per case basis to avoid cases like instantly capping a leggo with a pokeball)

(Hopefully this makes the rifle a bit more palatable, more for desperate cases)
(Also should mention that regions other than Orre may flip out at the use of guns but iiirc so far there has been no realistic way for you to get heat for simply having a gun outside of Orre)

(Later dude, and see you soon)

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Who up. Smash that mf painting at 3AM button.

>>9494439
i'd fuck koko and lele desu

>smash that mf internal conflict at 3am button

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>>9501030
Switch Lele with Fini and you got me.
>>9501054
What up dude?

>>9501139
Dumb shit I shouldn't even be worrying about in the first place.

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>>9501169
I won't bug you but talk to whoever is stressing you dude. It'll make you a hell of a lot less stressed. If you can't talk to them directly find someone that can be your middleman and relay shit.
You wanna be vague about it or should I tell you to sleep?

mina is gr8

what version would a world with real pokemon have of "dingos ate my baby"?

>>9502535
>>9502571
>>9502592
>Skitts will REE at this because it's true

>>9502535
>>9502571
>>9502592
Oh hey, ramen noodles for breakfast!

>>9502535
>>9502592
Wayne?

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Would anyone here happen to know the penalty for a charge of piracy in Unova? Asking for a friend.

>>9503318
Imprisonment I guess?

>>9502535
>>9502571
>>9502592
>>9502612
ok

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>Vi flops out of bed and checks her phone

>>9499687
Nah, see I have this thing called self control, because I'm not a ten year old kid, Red and Blue were the EXCEPTION, not the rule, most kids don't even make it to Cerulean on their own! You and Kanto and Johto are fucking outdated, and I'm making it my goal, my duty, to modernize people like you.

Ded thred

>>9504205
Skitts is just having a bitch boy panic attack cause (possibly) noodles is pointing out valid points in shitposts

>>9504372
(I don't even give a shit about those. I'm in finals right now, so this is the only (You) you're getting.)

>>9503326
Hmm... Wonder if they use a limestone base for any of the foundations...

>>9504205
(Sorry famalam, work and school be suckin' up all everyone's time)

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>>9504603
(Also Drink)

>>9503747
Hey, don't modernize Kanto! Unovans need something to laugh at!

>>9504680
Kalosians need something to laugh at too, but I'm sure we will all manage to find humor even if Kanto manages to drag itself into the current century.
Take as an example, Kantonians weeping for the "death of their traditions", which are neither traditions nor dead.

Reply to this post or your pokemon will die in their sleep tonight

nah

>>9505376
B-but yo pokemon

>>9504603
Strangely specific question

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>>9505351
...How would that even work for me famalasada?

>>9505389
Don't sleep.
Get counterjaped.