HG THREAD
THIS IS A THREAD FOR LOVERS OF STEEL AND PEOPLE WHO AGREE STEEL IS BADASS ONLY
>>9502723
You can have a girlfriend and still be in the closet.
>>9502730
Why the fuck did you skip me, you little shit? I can solve all of your problems.
>>9502706
>only member
False
>>9502730
He knows enough about this community to be able to get away with it. He ignored the shitposting and just ava'd the ava and eventually the shitposting stopped and people acknowledged that it was his ava now. It's just about how you handle the situation.
If the person is really just holding on to the ava and never avaing them then who cares? You're doing a justice to the community by taking their ava and putting it back in circulation.
How often do you play video games, if any?
> A giant rat walks into the thread
>>9502622
((I'll roll with it. Godmode fight RP is bullshit anyway. I am actualyl sort off improvise all the time))
If I would continue this assault with the same ferocity, I would run out of vital energy within no more than 10 minutes. There is no need for excessive use since the sheer magnitude is enough to accomplish their purpose.
>She takes a moment to look at the mans metal body. It looked familiar to her. Too familiar
How did you acquire the ability to conjure a metal carapace whenver you will so? This should not be possible if you were a normal human being....Which means that either you are not human or a human experiment. What is it?
>>9502760
every hour i'm noty asleep
Ah, this thread seems pretty peaceful and calm
What could possibly go wrong?
>>9502720
Not sure why the stranger brought a stranger to battle, but I'll think of that as a collateral to all that wasted effort and energy you used against him.
With pleasure.
>>9502760
I play between 3 to 5hours of team fortress 2 a day my man.
>>9502750
>Oh shit, you're right..! How could I have not known this whole time..?! I'm... Still not gay. Also I'm about to pass out so, later.
>>9502753
The Jedi LIE
>>9502778
>stranger brought a stranger.
>"burger"
>>9502785
Good bed.
>>9502755
It's just frustrating so I felt like bitching, I'm not losing any sleep over not being able to play an ava I want to here. I don't feel that behaving like Kamina is good for the overall community but thanks for the legit response.
>>9502778
>Not sure why the stranger brought a stranger to battle
>>9502798
>>9502726
IRON RULES
STEEL DROOLS
>>9502796
Whoa, you can't give 100% of the credit to Kamina. It's not like the ava he shared with the other person used her for amazing RP anyways. The community didn't actually give a shit.
>>9502789
THEN YOU ARE LOST!
>>9502811
>When Kamina rused us all to believe that 'he was Bolin
>>9502761
>PUNCHES IT
>>9502763
NEITHER. IT'S JUST MY QUIRK.
>He raises his arms to chest level and slams his fists together, making a metallic ringing sound as they connect. He then dispels the steel from his skin, returning to normal.
NOT LIKE I'M SOME KINDA MUTANT OR SOMETHING. JUST MY ABILITY. I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING SURPRISED, IT IS PRETTY COOL. SO ARE YOUR LASER THINGS. REAL BADASS. YOU'VE DEFINITELY GOT THE FIGHT IT TAKES TO BE A HERO, LADY.
>He brushes the scraps of clothing off of his shoulders and stretches a bit, looking down sadly at his cut up pants.
>>9502775
FIGHT ME DURING THE NEXT MATCH.
>>9502778
>He opens his mouth and positions half of the burger inside, cutting it cleanly in half with his sharp, scissor-like teeth. While chewing his mouthful of heart attack, he hands the other half to the man before him.
HRR YH GHH.
>>9502807
WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT STEEL, PUNK?!
>>9502811
Megumin
>>9502672
H- how much for a burger?
>>9502825
Fight you ? Sure, but aren't you a little too hot headed for these kinds of things?
It just might get you killed one day.
>>9502819
Not that hard. Post dumb shit and mention you're drunk and people think you're Guts. Play a boring char with a lot of Godmodding, and people think you're Aussa. Act like you have any authority and your shit doesn't stink, people think you're Hoshi.
>>9502842
MY HEAD'S JUST THE RIGHT TEMPERATURE, BUDDY, FEEL IT FOR YOURSELF.
>>9502848
>mentioning Guts
Fuck you Guts
>>9502855
Thanks. Have a (you) in return.
>>9502819
I don't see what that has to do with anything, but if the dude is still here, you're going to have to consider the following things
1. How much is your relationship with the person who has the avatar currently enlisted
2. How good is his posting power, writing skills, ability to post on the threads consistently?
3. Does the person still come to the threads? Is he using another avatar?
4. Can you reproduce the character better than the original? Can you win public favor?
5. Can you draw a clear line between your version and the original's version?
4. Does this person know he's camping the avatar? If he does, he doesn't have much moral ground for his defense.
>>9502848
How about you mention an objectively shit opinion about best waifu and we'll know you're an anonymous piss bag?
>>9502851
>the demon proceeds to lightly punch the teenager's head
Yup, pretty hot. Good thing I gave it a little bit of a cooldown now.
>>9502867
>4
I meant 6
>>9502825
>Without out further question, Akatsuki snatches the slice and stuffs it whole into his mouth. He moans orgasmically as he relishes deep into the flavor churning as he chews.
GNRrrrhhggh.
>>9502827
That girl has got spunk I will give her that.
>>9502872
Is it black cloak night already?
>>9502825
If saving humans is a it takes to make them see me as a potential ally and accept me then I shall do exactly that. I will contact the countrys I feel the most connected to one day.
You have my gratitude. This has been an educational exchange. Farewell for now.
>As Kongou walks towwards the shore, apparently about to walk into the ocean, she walks above it. purple hexagons appearing wherever she sets foot. She walks towards a tall looking purple structure floating on the water surface
>>9502867
But I have no shit opinion on waifus.
>>9502827
Yeah? And where is she now? It's a perfect time for someone to pick her up.
>>9502885
Well, if you don't, post with your ava.
>>9502872
>He turns the area that he was punched into steel, practically headbutting the stranger's fist.
HEY, YOU WANNA FIGHT RIGHT NOW, BUDDY?! I'LL TAKE YOU ON, DON'T THINK I WON'T, YOU IDIOT.
>>9502879
Dude...
.....
You're bein' weird.. Do I need to leave? Like.. Do you need privacy?
>>9502883
MAN, THAT IS A COOL-ASS QUIRK. GOTTA FIGHT YOU SOMEDAY. SEE YOU LATER.
>>9502893
But I already did when I gave the anon a (you).
>>9502864
>guessed correctly
Didn't actually expect it
>I'm gonna step out for a second to pick up a 99 cent large drink®, people I was talking to, be back in 10
autism
>>9502912
Hurry back Vino.
>>9502882
Oh, I see you possess a fine taste when it comes to clothing, young man.
Every night is black cloak night for me.
>>9502896
Impressive, you still have this much energy despite being punched lightly by me? Most would be dead on the ground.
I thank you for the offer, but I would rather wait until a host arrives.I want to enjoy my nap for now.
I look forward to crushing you during the game, though.
>>9502907
So do it again, motherfucker.
It's not like you had any problems calling me out in your post. How about you stop stalling and tell us who you are. You could've just told us instead of posting that greasy bullshit.
>>9502896
No need. The deed is done, I feel replenished thanks.
If you're still using an ava that is over a year old I don't know what to say
>>9502916
Are 99 cent large drinks® really that uncommon that it has to be one person
Maybe there're two people that really enjoy 99 cent large drinks®
>>9502827
>actually saying the ava's name
Now you can't pick her up unless you wanted to be known as the guy who did whiny anonposting.
>>9502917
Now I woulden't say every night. This is justbdress code for me. Our former boss had peculiar tastes. Cultist must have been IN in his eyes.
>>9502918
What are you, freakin blind?
>>9502914
>>9502933
Pretty good detective work.
I mean, as long as everyone knows who's version of the character it is, everyone should be fine.
Unless they're insecure that they might do better than them.
>>9502938
Ah, sorry. I forgot what you looked like.
I'm fucking Best Waifu, I have all the authority.
>>9502914
Fucking kek
>>9502932
No, but Vino is the only one who cares enough about them to notify us he's stopping his RP to get one.
>>9502914
>>9502939
>>9502952
https://youtu.be/6jazHy6E_zI
Honto no autism miseteyaroka
(I'll show you some real fucking autism)
>>9502951
Now that's a matter of opinion. And in my opinion, your waifu is meh.
>>9502935
Is that so ? Well then, if you ever see your former boss again, tell him he has fine taste.
>>9502961
You do that every day.
>>9502959
Is that a good thing or a bad thing
>>9502967
Every post*
Ftfy
>>9502972
Not every post.
>>9502970
Neither. It is just what made me think it was Vino.
>>9502963
Did you ever notice how the laugher grows louder when it's YOUR opinion?
>>9502967
>>9502972
You shouldn't have corrected it, you might have gotten an actual reply out of me.
Ayy
>>9502980
Sweet! I love the sound of laugher in the morning! Not as good as laughter in the morning, but it will do.
>>9502964
He's dead in every way. Good riddance.
>>9502984
Lmao?
>>9502987
What?
>>9502990
Go back, and read your post. Then facepalm over forgetting to proofread.
>>9502988
Dead? Well, that's pretty unfortunate.
At least he died with his good taste intact.
>>9502992
There's nothing wrong with what I posted.
You're not that faggot who tries to call my posts ESL that throws a fit when everyone realizes that there's nothing wrong with how I said it, are you?
>>9502996
That's one good deed I guess...
>>9502917
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, RUN AWAY. SCARED OF GETTING YOUR FACE BEATEN IN.
>>9502919
UHH, NO PROBLEM. YOU SURE HALF A BURGER WAS ALL IT TOOK? YOU DON'T WANT ME TO SEARCH THE TRASH FOR SOME FRIES TOO?
>>9502933
I'm not that anon
>>9503003
Nope. I was just making fun of the fact you spelled laughter wrong.
>>9503013
Oh, I see.
My bad.
Who the fuck proofreads tho?
>>9503007
Scared? Me? Well, call it what you want I guess.
I'm merely delaying the inevitable. The inevitable, being you getting reduced to ribbons in the future, that is.
Small, steel ribbons.
>>9503021
People who do not like to look like an idiot when insulting other idiots.
>>9503007
.....You mean to tell me, I was delightfully engorging myself in trash?
>>9503025
RIBBONS AREN'T MADE OF STEEL, YOU RETARD. YOU'D KNOW THAT IF YOU WENT TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
>>9503031
I like this guy already. Please don't drop him.
>>9503021
Asuka-chan wuv u~
>>9503036
I agree. He even did well with my lame RP as an anon earlier.
>>9503031
...It, it was a metaphor-
You know what, nevermind. Let's just wait until the game to settle this matter, shall we ? I really want to take this nap on my tree right now. Desolating kingdoms takes a toll on the mind, even if you are a demon.
Do try to not to die too quickly when the game starts, alright ?
>>9503030
NO, OF COURSE NOT. WHY WOULD I LET YOU EAT TRASH RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME? THAT'S GROSS, MAN.
IT WAS JUST A BURGER I FOUND IN THE TRASH.
>>9503036
>Not planning on it I'm having a blast
>>9503051
YEAH, I WILL. I'LL EVEN DO YOU ONE BETTER AND WIN THE WHOLE THING. NOW GO TAKE YOUR DUMB NAP WHILE I ACTUALLY TRAIN AND MAKE FANS AND BE COOLER THAN YOU.
>>9503029
>Trying not to look like an idiot while trying to make others look like an idiot
That's the whole point tho.
>>9503039
Th-thanks? I was shitposted yesterday, and I get this kind of shit today.
What's up with this place?
I want to see _____ ava'd
I'm hungry, what should I eat?
>>9503071
You mean to tell me that you got shitposted, and it actually got to you? That explains your behavior today.
>>9503081
Bolin's gf
>>9503081
Harusame
>>9503083
A bullet
>>9503085
Nah, it's just the complete opposite of what happened yesterday. I never said anything about it getting to me.
>>9503081
Al Bundy.
>>9503083
A dick.
>>9503070
>the demon is fast asleep, dreaming about all the death and carnage he will bring in a future game
>the steel-clad moron also crosses his mind, but that does not disturb his sleep
>>9503099
An assumption on my end. Your behavior seemed off today, so I assumed it got to you.
>>9503097
Wrong answer.
>>9503101
CORRECT!
GOOD JOB, ANON!
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!
>>9503083
What do you have available?
>>9503042
att lmao
>>9503109
It was the obvious choice.
Do I get a trophy now? Or at least a prize?
>>9503112
Faggots in skirts, and what ever stray animal the street vendor caught that morning.
>>9503100
>hunger games
>Al is too poor to afford food
Makes you think
>>9503083
Trisodium Phosphate
>>9503108
Nothing's changed, probably because I'm not 3D right now. It might feel a little different.
Also I'm fucking hungry.
>>9503117
You get to be right, replying to me. Congrats!
>>9503070
NONSENSE, THAT BURGER WAS DELICIOUS!
Although it earthy and pungent after-taste to it, and the texture was kind of rubbery -- THAT BURGER WAS DELICIOUS!
>>9503127
>Hugs
>>9503081
Paul Bearer, but he sends the undertaker in as a tribute and does the commentary, he is just a manager after all.
>>9503131
I guess being right's pretty good.
>>9503133
DO YOU THINK THE EARTHY TASTE COULD'VE BEEN THE DIAPER THAT WAS NEXT TO IT, OR..?
NAH, PROBABLY NOT. I DON'T THINK IT WAS ON IT FOR LONG ENOUGH. IT WAS PROBABLY FINE. GLAD YOU LIKED IT.
>>9503137
>Suz getting hugged pics never
I-just pretend, alright?
>>9503125
All the more reason he'd be perfect. He's been living off a slim jim he ate years ago. Plus, he'd get to throw insults at the ugly people, and oggle thr cute ones. He's perfect for here.
>The Bundy family motto: Hooters. Hooters. Yum yum yum. Hooters. Hooters. On a girl that's dumb.
>>9503153
>Anon steals her wallet and runs
>>9503163
>It's filled with condoms and one dollar bills
>>9503145
>the anon from earlier looks on in disgust while listening to the two talk.
On second thought, I'll leave you two be. You'll die from food poisoning as it is, why lift a finger to defeat you?
>>9503170
...
>Comes back
Why do you have these and why are they labelled Archer
>>9503175
>>9503170
Bitch, do you even know how to use a condom?
>>9503155
Bud Bundy would be great too
>>9503175
>>9503170
You're supposed to throw the condoms away once they've been used, not rinse them out and save them.
>>9503175
Uuhhhh..anon. Look at this one. Full of holes...I think it says Ahri.
>>9503175
Fuck that hurt.
>>9503184
Sadly, it will never be. No one will pick them up.
Why does Eric Andre want to be relevant so bad?
>>9503175
>>9503179
>>9503187
I fuckin love you guys
>>9503196
I honestly want to see the D'arcys fagged with Jefferson and Marcy constantly cheating on eachother with other avatars
>>9503145
If I believed any of that were to be true, it wouldn't matter much to me because of my strong metabolism. What is your name, stranger?
>>9503201
>I love fucking you guys
ftfy
>>9503207
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU! YOU?
>>9503201
>i love fucking you guys
>>9503200
Because I'm desperate
>>9503200
Why does it matter?
>>9503201
We love you too.
>>9503206
>male avas getting laid
>hg
Name three.
>>9503220
Aang got mad poon back in the day.
>>9503220
>Not knowing Suz has orgies with Archer, Vino and Sanji
>>9503220
Ash and Haru
>>9503220
Soviet
Hoshi
Kamina
>>9503220
Jefferson would just hang out in ERP half the day unless we're all going to the nudey bar... which is also probably in ERP.
>>9503220
>implying he would have to get laid
>>9503220
iida and souda.
>>9503227
>tfw suddenly wondering if anyone in ERP has ever samefagged an ERP session
>>9503220
Archer when he fucked Suz
Adachi when he fucked the furry
The gay furry that got fucked by Adachi.
>>9503233
>Al, Bud and Jefferson avatars using ERP as a nudey bar while Peggy and Marcy complain in the HG thread
>>9503241
but that's a bird
that's not a furry
it's a featherry
>>9503250
Would that count as a raid? Fuck it, it'll still be epic!
>>9503250
*toilet flushes*
*door opens*
SOMEBODY
>>9503210
Akatsuki. Dōmo arigatōgozaimashita. Farewell for the time being, Tetsutetsu-san. I have errands to attend too.
>>9503253
Still listed under the furry category.
>>9503267
OH, ALRIGHT, SEE YA. NICE TO MEET YOU, DUDE.
>Would that count as a raid? Fuck it, it'll still be epic!
Why is Guts so cringy?
>>9503269
no it isn;'t
it doesn't have fur
for him to be a furfag he'd need to fuck something with fur
which means i'm not a furfag
>>9503274
Because he's like 14
>>9503274
He's a fetus
>>9503284
More like a botchling
>>9503274
He's the embodiment of cringe after an ancient Mayan ritual gone wrong
does it smell like cum in here
>>9503292
Yukine is that you?
>>9503292
Sorry I just farted.
>LF
>>9503293
>It is still a term for anything anthropomorphic.
so liking a lamp with legs will make me a furfag, good logic
>>9503298
Let me rephrase that. It is still a term for any anthropomorphic anomal.
>>9503310
>anomal
God damn it...
>>9503310
>anomal
Post quut jifs of anomals
>check desuarchive
>someone said I'm not an oldfag
I'm never hosting for this community again bye faggots.
Post GOOD music
>>9503330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gi3WKu5IvY
>>9503330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7qIlpV-uwo
>>9503327
Okay guy pretending to be Assagore.
>>9503327
bye assgore
>>9503330
https://youtu.be/lMQK5MbIb1E
Post what you're listening to
>>9503357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7qIlpV-uwo
>>9503357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMSAELTTgrk
>>9503330
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=62_0ZHhOo58
>>9503330
https://youtu.be/Ju8Nz2cmCp0
>>9503330
https://youtu.be/deB_u-to-IE
>>9503357
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I2t-17lZoz0
>transporting a bunch of praetorians on a boat to go support my legions in Africa
>the boat gets sunk by fucking greek asshats
fucking fucker fuck
>>9503374
I WAS WRONG
I MESSED UP
AND NOW YOU'RE GONE
memes aside I actually cried watching this as a kid
>>9503372
Fucking RIP
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cy2ZUGc2mSs
>>9503330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aF9AJm0RFc
>>9503379
It's 7:40 in the morning and I'm just sitting here listening to this and making myself depressed.
>>9503383
God that's a great song.
What a shame.
>>9503372
Yo Suz. I got a question.
I'm prior service with a re-3 on my DD214, trying to get back in I know waivers can be a bitch and so can finding a recruiter willing to work with you, I heard that most will work with you if you get a really high ASVAB score. Last time I tested I got a 72, if I get like a 90 or higher what are the chances of me getting back in? Or am I fucked for good?
>>9503410
No one sings like him anymore.
>>9503413
Depends on the recruiter. Honestly if you have a ASVAB score higher than a gerbil they'll work with you to get the waiver approved.
Suz fought it Vietnam.
>>9503435
>it
Retard
Suz is a homosexual
>>9503427
Thanks my dude, I was thinking of biding my time and getting an associates so I can actually go from E-1 to something else. Would you recommend that?
>>9503454
*Gasp*
>>9503435
>>9503454
Mostly on the weekends
>>9503459
If you're prior service you wouldn't go in as an E-1 chances are you'll retain your paygrade after basic training if you have to go back for a second time. I mean definitely. Another stripe means more pay. If there's a job opening right now that you want it may not be available down the line though.
I wish Suz would marry me
>>9503492
Prison gay?
>>9503497
Prison gay is necessary if you want to live
>>9503495
I'd never be home. You'd hate me for it.
>>9503509
That's fine. As long as I could give you a loving home to come back to when you need it.
>>9503518
Maybe friends with benefits is more what you want. Commitments never seem to work nowadays.
>>9503527
You don't have to commit yourself to me Suz. But I will commit myself to you.
>Gets on knee
>>9503534
Oh shit
>>9503534
Stop.
Get up you moron. You don't want this. Go jerk off or something and think things over.
>>9503545
Suz-chuwan.. There's nothing more that I want than this! Even if you only decide to come home once every ten years, I will make sure you have a warm bed to rest in! I will make sure you have someone you can rest assured loves you with every fibre of his being! I will peek at you while you're showeri-
I will cook delicious meals for you every day and send them to you via carrier pigeon!
>Opens box
>It's a cheap-ass ring from some pawn shop somewhere probably
>>9503569
>steals ring while you aren't looking
>>9503569
Awww.... Fiji!
Look man. I'm not going to marry you nor do I need any of that. All that effort's better spent on someone who knows how to appreciate those things.
If it means that much to you... Give me your phone number. I'll snap you nudes before I go to bed or something
>>9503590
....I'm a failure.. How could I ever d-
>>9503593
Not only did you come close to remembering my name for a fourth time..
Y... You'll.. You'll.. What..?
>>9503607
Unless... You'd rather not....?
>>9503630
I think he's into men. Unless you can magically grow a dick, it's pointless.
>>9503630
>Sanji shakily retrieves a piece of paper and pen from his coat pocket. It would appear this is the most difficult thing he has ever done in his life, barely clinging on to consciousness. The soul leaving his body is almost visible from the amount of strain his mortal body is going through just to hold in the nosebleed floodgates. Pen touches paper, after a small delay, and writes a "6."
>The 6 is all he manages to write before his heart stops. Sanji falls to the ground, landing directly on his face.
>He's not breathing. His body is stiff. A large puddle of blood begins to form under his nose, the red lifejuice pouring from his nostrils like niagra falls.
>The promise of nudes alone may have legitimately killed the man.
wtf is going on
>>9503665
Murder apparently
>>9503655
>She nudges him with the toe of her boof
>>9503684
Boot
BOOT*
>>9503684
>the boof elicits no response
LOOK IN MY EYES, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
>>9503667
oh
nice
>>9503691
>Chooses to ignore his need for an ambulance since he chose not to ignore her mistake
>>9503719
>Transitions from human to corpse
>Blood is now forever on Suz's hands
>A man cannot simply ignore a boof
>>9503730
>Presses F
>accidentally
hey uh... hi...
so uh... uhh... is....
hey
>>9503766
>interrupting a funeral
>>9503766
>kissu
>does a sick backflip
>>9503770
o-oh I-I d-did that?
>>9503771
h-hey, quit it... people will think you're gay or something...
>>9503786
>he does a kick flip on a skateboard
>>9503786
THAT WAS COOL AS HECK, DUDE.
I became Wolverine after being stabbed by a radioactive fork
>>9503795
>pulls hair
>>9503795
>i rub my dick against yours and they're both erect and you like that
>>9503797
STOP YELLING AT ME
>>9503815
Sorry.
>>9503822
Is okay
>>9503809
AHHHH
QUIT IT THAT HURTS
STUPID DUMB ASSHOLE MORON
>He starts trying to swat and punch at anon, missing
>>9503824
I didn't mean to yELL AT YOU, I JUST THOUGHT YOUR BACKFLIP WAS SICK.
>>9503829
>drags to cliff
try and avoid the rocks
>>9503834
YAMEROOOOOOOOOO
>>9503838
WHAT? I DON'T SPEAK PHILIPPINIAN.
>>9503837
you're not going to push me off r-right
I-I mean comeon.... you wouldn't do that, would you?
You wouldn't be that stupid!
>>9503847
i will not push
i shall pull
>the anon jumps off the cliff and grabs you as he falls, dragging you down with him
The earth is shaped like a fidget spinner
>>9503862
>he just lands on his feat like he normally would, which coincidentally saves anon
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
YOU COULD HAVE DIED
DON'T DO THAT YOU IDIOT
>>9503928
heaven is cool, i wanted to go there in style. did you know you can do whatever you want there?
>pulls out gun
>shoots self in head
>>9503949
>suicide
>going to heaven
Kek
>>9503967
god is cool, by that i mean he doesn't really care. just gives you a place to chill when you die
>>9503949
have fun in hell
jackass
>>9504011
>Kissu
>>9504034
>he slaps the anon across the face
So.....hi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPeE7-D8Jow
>tfw meis dance
>>9504053
Greetings, peasant. How might you entertain us today?
Welcome to HG's Got Talent. Who are you and what are you performing for us today?
>>9504053
Hey.,
>>9504056
GUYS DID YOU HEAR MEIS DANCE IS AN ANIME REFERENCE? XD
>>9504064
>walks up center stage
...
>>9504064
I'm gay and I'm killing myself
>>9504064
a magic trick
>>9504076
not just an anime reference
a reference of the best anime
>>9504077
>grabs smol tits
>>9504092
......
>>9504064
>Walks up to stage
>YELLS into mic, hitting it with face and knocking it off of its stand mid-sentence
MY NAME IS TETSUTEtsutet----
>Picks the mic back up
>Puts it back on the stand
....
MY NAME IS TETSUTETSUTETSUTETSU.
I CAN TURN INTO STEEL.
>>9504099
>kissu
>>9504064
I'm the best driver.
>Driftu all over the thread
>>9504098
nice pubes
>>9504113
>pats the anon on the head
>walks away
>>9504106
PLEASE DON'T, I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR A WOMAN THAT'S AS MANLY AND PASSIONATE AS I AM.
>>9504133
so you want a trap
>>9504139
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
I can host in like 5 or 10 minutes.
>steel myself to browse devianart
>assure myself it won't be bad
>I was wrong
>>9504147
ARE WE STEELING OURSELVES NOW? THAT'S WHAT I'M THE BEST AT.
>>9504142
Hell is up with this guys eyelashes?
>>9504153
I DON'T KNOW. WHAT'S UP WITH YOURS?
New game when?
>>9504153
He is the end result of Otto x Chibikko
>>9504145
Thanks
>>9504176
No problem.
Give me 24.
rate my license pl8
>>9504185
Reigen Arataka
>>9504185
Emi driving an AE86
>>9504185
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
>>9504185
Ririchiyo
>>9504185
Fluorette
>>9504185
Lana
>>9504185
Roy Batty
>>9504185
Tanaka-kun
>>9504185
Lord Beerus
>>9504185
Gascoigne
>>9504185
Windows XP-tan
>>9504186
>is that mcllub3 dub remix?
>>9504185
Yukine
>>9504185
Catling gun
>>9504185
Grora
>>9504185
Me everyday
>>9504185
Aliera Carstairs
>>9504185
Merak
>>9504185
Suz
>>9504185
Miku's ass
>>9504185
Game of the year
>>9504185
Lucky
I refuse to believe that I'm somehow on time
>>9504185
Hakuno Kishinami
>>9504185
Iida Tenya
>>9504185
Shuten Douji
>>9504185
Peashy
>>9504185
IM LATE PLZ LAUGH
>entry
>>9504185
Kaho
>>9504221
oh shit
>>9504185
Magane
Check for any swaps or corrections.
>>9504216
kys
>>9504250
I accept this challenge.
>>9504250
>>9504193
>>9504228
If you'd be so kind?
>>9504250
>>9504208
>>9504228
>>9504250
>Hanekawa enters the guest room and watches the game on a monitor
Good luck, everyone. Be sure to have fun and show the host lots of appreciation.
>>9504250
I'M GONNA WIN ON THE FIRST NIGHT, SO YOU CAN ALL QUIT RIGHT NOW.
>>9504250
I eagerly anticipate the start of your game, host. Being placed in the same district as my master shall hopefully prove to be quite interesting.
>>9504262
Thanks, I appreciate it. I'll do my best for the both of us.
>>9504250
Ready for incoming embarrassment.
>>9504250
Let's begin.
>>9504260
>>9504267
Thank you both for the opportunity.
>>9504185
Axel
>>9504267
>>9504260
>>9504250
In such a case, may I be able to retain my own? Or is that perhaps much to ask?
>>9504288
>Fluorette bows, her hands clasped together.
I felt compelled. You're more than welcome, may the spirits guide you ma'am.
>>9504231
Something up?
>>9504301
i havent seen you in a long time
Sorry for the wait, I had to finish rigging the game :^)
>>9504260
>>9504262
Done.
>>9504296
DON'T WORRY, CLASS-A'S FILLED WITH A BUNCH OF BRATS THAT CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, THEY'LL BE GONE SOON.
>>9504306
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE GAME ALREADY STARTED?
>>9504308
Thank you for the attempt, sir.
>>9504303
Haven't been around lately and lost my images to boot
>>9504306
This satchel of good deemed necessary for survival by you humans shall prove as useful tinder for the flame. Hopefully there is enough to keep my feet warm until one of you decides to engage in combat with me.
>>9504306
More rigging in progress, please hold...
>>9504340
What a marvelous invention. I was able to dispatch of that mongrel by breath alone.
>>9504325
Poor Peash.
>>9504340
I'M NOT A VERY GOOD COOK, BUT I MADE THIS OUT OF MUSHROOMS AND BERRIES I FOUND. THEY'RE THE GOOD ONES, THOUGH. YOU CAN TELL THAT THEY AREN'T POISONOUS BECAUSE THEY'RE BLACK, THE BLUE ONES ARE THE POISONOUS ONES.
....NO, WAIT.
NO, I'M SURE IT'S THE BLACK ONES THAT'RE SAFE.
>>9504306
>Kaho gives a quick prayer to the rest of the tributes before sprinting off with the backpack in hand.
>>9504340
>Kaho gives the boy a confused look
This is an odd dance.
>>9504340
I'm not sure how this place can be any useful without working electricity or an Internet connection.
>>9504340
I'd love to watch Miku's bongos if you know what I mean.
>>9504357
Nothing of value was lost. I wasn't too good anyway.
>>9504358
>>9504340
Y'know, you could have at least poisoned me in a way that didn't make you look like an idiot. At least pretend that you're some James Bond-like super spy taking out obvious villainous masterminds like me. I'm sure you could pull it off one way or another.
>>9504369
Well, this alone makes participating in this game worthwhile. I have lived for many years and have yet to see buttocks quite as skilled as yours.
>>9504369
You two decide who's going to be stay up first, I'm too tired to take the first shift.
>>9504369
Ugh... I guess no power means I actually have to do all this crap. How boring.
>>9504369
I guess those two plebeians don't appreciate TRUE musicianship.
>>9504378
Well, you were fun to watch and to talk to. Don't be a stranger, brother.
>>9504397
Well I was late so there is not much to do really
>>9504392
In a sport in which killing others is the goal, you saw fit to spare my life after catching me by surprise and restraining me?
>The oni chuckles.
If you insist.
>>9504379
LIKE HELL. THE ONLY WAY I'LL BE KNOWN FOR TAKING OUT VILLAINS IS WITH MY FISTS. OF STEEL. MY STEEL... MY STEEL JUSTICE.. FISTS. MY STEEL KNUCKLES. MY...
....WHAT ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE? MY STEEL.. HEEL. OF JUSTICE.
>>9504392
More boringness.
>>9504418
IS THIS THE KIND OF THING THEY'RE TEACHING YOU IN CLASS-A? WHAT A BUNCH OF PUSHOVERS YOU GUYS TURNED OUT TO BE.
>>9504250
All right, I'm in.
>>9504306
>Wow, that's a rather vanilla bloodbath.
>>9504340
>It helps when you're a fisherman whose source is a Japanese video game.
>>9504369
>Lucky_with_an_axe.jpg
>>9504392
>Lucky, of course, takes point since he's a dog.
>>9504418
>Lucky apparently doesn't have the best sense of direction.
>>9504392
This is why I hate the beach.
I'll go see if they sell burgers somewhere around here.
>>9504418
Something useful at last, considering that whoever runs this place was either too poor or too lazy to afford clean water.
>>9504418
>The oni drinks silently underneath the starlit sky.
It is at times like this I wonder how my master is faring in these games.
>>9504408
Yeah, I'm sure you will. Those steel heels of justice are gonna be hallowed in the halls of history for years to come. You've got such a bright, heroic future ahead of you. I can *feel* it in my veins.
Just don't get me involved in it, okay? You've done enough in this game as it is.
>>9504418
Reigen's list of victims expands.
>>9504448
Ah, and there he is now. Come hither, master! I hunger for your attention.
>>9504442
I'VE NEVER DONE ENOUGH. THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS DOING ENOUGH FOR A HERO. A HERO'S JOB IS NEVER OVER, THAT'S HOW THE SAYING GOES. I'M GLAD YOU CAN SEE MY POTENTIAL, THOUGH. I THINK IT SHOULD BE THAT OBVIOUS TO MOST PEOPLE. IS IT THE COOL STEEL HEEL THING THAT CONVINCED YOU? SHOULD I KEEP THAT?
>>9504448
>Tetsutetsu blocks the blade with ease, but is disqualified from the game because "that event was fatal regardless of whether you would have died to it or not." Of course, he spends the rest of the game moping in the loser's box.
>>9504448
The student passes the master
>>9504448
>Kaho sets down the backpack she collected earlier inside, sitting down and praying for her safety
>>9504448
Again, that's why I hate the beach.
I'm going to sue this place when I get out.
>>9504472
You always proved not to be the most flexible of deities.
>>9504472
KICK THEIR ASSES, MIDORIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9504472
>Izuku doesn't set it off...well I mean ge did but he didn't mean too...he kimd of tripped and pushed the switch down with his face. Afterwards he lifts himself up and almost swallows his own tongue.
DOHOO MY GOD! Uh...Th-Thaat wasn't supposed to happen.
>>9504486
Well whoop-tee-freaking-do, lady. I fetch people that need to die. I don't work off-days at strip joints to make ends meet. Not these days.
>>9504461
My apologies, then. Being a dastardly supervillain and all, I don't exactly know all of the rules on being a hero, so thanks for clearing that up. I'll just be the first in a long line of evildoers put to rest by Whatever Your Name Is, Cleanser Of Badness. Those cool steel heels, they are just so...engaging that I don't have to know what they do to realize they're amazing. Definite keeper.
>>9504472
Iida no
>>9504511
...Karma's a real grade A Bi--
>Izuku proceeds to get blown to kimgdom come before he could finish his sentence.
>>9504511
>Lana in top 4
Time to get cucked
>>9504503
Then it appears you have made a mistake, for you see, I have no intentions of being killed in this game any time soon.
>>9504511
>An arrow impales the oni's skull.
Perhaps... I should better choose when to open my mouth next time.
>>9504506
WHATEVER MY NAME IS? IT'S TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU! SOON TO BE: REAL STEEL! REMEMBER IT AS THE HERO THAT BROUGHT YOU TO JUSTICE!
>>9504511
YOU BASTARD, HOW COULD YOU KILL MIDORIYA?! YOU FOUGHT THE GOOD FIGHT, MAN! IIDA! WIN THIS FOR UA!
>>9504511
Winner next slide.
>>9504531
''Have no intention of dying'' Yeah I never heard that before. Especially coming from terminal people in the hospital. And what you just said? Are you going to say it or should I make the joke instead?
>>9504541
LANA
>>9504548
Jinx'd
>>9504448
>BORKBORKBORKBORKBORK
>>9504472
Oh, good. More bandages. ...I actually ran out a while ago, thank you-
>>9504511
>The fresh bandages came too late.
>>9504250
>>9504296
Am I suppose to be seeing something out of the ordinary?
>>9504250
Thank you for taking the time to give us this, dear host.
>>9504448
>>9504456
>Iida's immediate reaction is to turn and run, getting 10 feet away before stopping dead in his tracks, stiff straight.
Yes yes...greetings Shuten.
>>9504563
>stiff straight
>>9504541
>Kaho rolls and weaves through the fight, quickly retreating as she watches one of the combatants overpower the other.
>>9504511
>>9504541
I-I'm at a loss for words with how incompetent I have been this entire game, killing an ally and failing to finish off a foe...essentially shooting myself in the foot...twice.
>>9504533
But of course! It's burned into my mind now, I couldn't ever forget it even if I tried. Considering that it's the same thing four times, I probably wouldn't forget it even if I didn't go down this path of evil, only to be stopped by Mr. Future Real Steel. And just for logistical purposes, if you need a name to write down in some little black book listing all of the villains you've taken down - Aliera Carstairs was the baddie of the day.
>>9504541
FUCK
ALRIGHT, YOU TWO, WE'RE GONNA GET EM NEXT TIME. I'M NOT TAKING "NO" OR "YOU LOSE" FOR AN ANSWER. I'LL FIGHT THE HOST IF I HAVE TO.
>>9504541
>>9504548
>>9504556
Weeeeeeeeeeell...
>>9504598
RIGGED
>>9504591
OKAY, BUT DO YOU TURN CARS INTO STAIRS OR STAIRS INTO CARS?
>>9504598
SHE DID IT
SHE WON
>>9504598
Wooooooo Lana
>>9504598
I'm not seeing things right?
>>9504604
>>9504598
OR WAS IT
>>9504598
THAT WAS A FLUKE! NEXT TIME WE FIGHT I'LL SLAM YOU SO HARD INTO THE CONCRETE YOU'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT BEATING ME THIS TIME!
>>9504617
THANKS FOR THE FIGHT, HOST.
>>9504617
THANKS FOR INDULGING IN MY AUTISM FOR ABOUT AN HOUR
>>9504617
Congratulations, Lana
>>9504627
Thanks for hosting
>>9504598
I wonder...is this a victory in your eyes, ma'am?
>>9504617
Congratulations to you. And thank you for this, truly.
>>9504627
Thanks for the chance.
>>9504627
Go-Good job little girl...Oh, and thanks for hosting.
>>9504606
...Neither? It's just a name, it's got nothing to do with my job.
Also, do you mind keeping it down a bit? All the screaming is hurting my ears. I probably don't deserve the luxury of peace & quiet because of my no-good deeds, but it's worth a try.
>>9504627
Congrats to blue-hair girl, that's an impressive amount of people you whacked to get to the top. You did a fine job of hosting too.
>>9504627
Thank you for the game.
>Kaho gives a short prayer, blessing the winner of this match
>>9504617
>>9504627
I finally get my first win
Awesome
>>9504633
>>9504637
>>9504655
>>9504667
Thanks everyone
>>9504667
Oh. Yeah, sorry, my bad. Taking down a notorious supervillain got me pumped up. So.. What crimes did you commit again to score you supervillain status?