HG Thread

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>>9504689 (Tetsu x4)
See, I've got such a giant track record that I don't even remember them all. I would have figured you or your superhero employer acquired a list of all my misdeeds over the past couple of ...I don't know, hours.

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>>9504576
Don't.

>>9504627
And thank you for your time.

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Ahri I've got a new image for you.

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>>9504722

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>>9504706
Well, I would have done that, but the problem is that... TECHNICALLY.. I'm not an OFFICIAL Hero yet, so I don't have access to all that. Can't you just give me a liST OF A FEW THINGS FOR MY RESUME? ROB ANY BANKS OR ANYTHING?

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>>9504627
Thanks for the game. Congrats, Lana.

>>9504706
>>9504739
this would make for a decent ship, can we start a new meme

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>>9504779
I'M NOT A BOAT, I'M A HERO.

>>9504779
>paying attention to male avatars at all
Faggot

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>>9504739
Not trying to be rude or anything, but didn't you pay attention to what I just said? It's such an expansive list that I can't name anything off the top of my head. I'm sure you're can stand to leave a couple of details out of your resume. Just my name would work, no? Everybody's heard of the great, fearsome Aliera Carstairs...
>>9504779
No. We can't. Sorry to smash your dreams, but I'm not exactly looking for anyone like that at the moment.

>any two avas with good rp talk to eachother
OH MY GOD
I SHIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9504779
Are you a middleschooler anon? Or never talked to a girl for longer than 10 minutes?

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>>9504788
OBVIOUSLY NOT EVERYBODY'S HEARD OF YOU IF I HAVEN'T HEARD OF YOU, STUPID. I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S AGAINST HERO PROTOCOL TO TAKE YOU IN IF I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR QUIRK IS, TOO... I THINK. YOU MIND ATTACKING ME REAL QUICK SO I CAN HAVE A LEGAL REASON TO ARREST YOU?

>>9504785
Found the cancer killing HG

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>>9504722
bad_anatomy

>>9504833
bad_trap

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>>9504835
bad traps do not exist!

>>9504833
bad_male

>>9504839
theres u

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>>9504814
But you have heard of me - I told you my name like, twenty minutes ago. I don't feel like going into a holding cell right now, so I don't think attacking you is gonna be the best idea. Surely vanquishing me from the game we just had is enough to satisfy your desire for justice, right?

>>9504722
(｡>﹏<｡)

>>9504779
You must be the autist who spams the Haru x Ash shit. You really have no idea what makes a ship fun.

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>>9504842
>>9504843
those don't exist either! You can't just make tags up!

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>>9504847
....WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT? STOP TRYING TO MESS WITH MY HEAD. YOU JUST TOLD ME YOU'RE A VILLAIN, SO ATTACK ME, YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF. IF I DON'T TAKE YOU IN THEN YOU'RE GONNA KEEP COMMITTING CRIMES AND I'LL BE A FAILURE AS A HERO.

>9504785
We get it, you want (You)s.

First episode of the Cowchop Podcast came out 5 mins ago if anyone is interested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaB_ny3SGoo

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>>9504889
I-I want them too (｡>﹏<｡)

>>9504893
Why would anybody be interested?

>>9504894
So give them all to me and I'll give mine to you.

>>9504900
Because some people here like Cowchop and some people like podcasts and some people need something to listen to and I'm just trying to be friendly Anon

>>9504893
I have no idea who these guys are but apparently I'm subscribed to them so??

SUNAO NI I LOVE YOU

>>9504893
I'll give it a whirl once I get home.

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>>9504902
o-ok... are you an anime girl though???

>>9504904
Who are these people?

>>9504921
Who are who? Cowchop or the people who like Cowchop?

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>>9504904
>being friendly
>on 4chan
This does not compute

>>9504916
Get a few beers in me and I can be anything you want, baby.

>>9504924
the "people" who like it.

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>>9504885
Actually, I think I'm done with my ever-so prolific life of crime. There's not much else out there for me to pillage or steal, so I guess there's no reason for me to continue this not even an hour long journey. You won't have to worry about being a failure, and the people of the world will be saved from my eeevil schemes. It's a win-win.

>>9504930
I don't know exactly who I've just heard it mentioned frequently.

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>>9504931
.....SO ARE YOU A VILLAIN OR NOT?

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>>9504948
Not anymore. You can also stop yelling, since there's nothing to get passionate about as a result of my glamorous and life-saving retirement.

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>>9504926
o-oh... Y-you're a trap!?

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>>9504954
ST-
Oh. Sorry. Well, I'm glad I was able to convince you to give up your life of crime. Have you ever thought about being a hero instead? They get cool costumes and sometimes their own TV shows.

>>9504966
>48 hours
>48 tributes
Really made me think

>>9505008
What?

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>>9505005
...?

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>>9504978
...Maybe. I probably don't meet the physical or the courageousness requirements needed to be one, but it might be a worth a try. If it all falls through and I can't be one, then I'm fine with being an extra in the TV show, one of those people on the streets that look up and gasp when they see the hero flying through the air, beating up the week's latest nemesis. All depends on how much I'd get paid.

>>9505015
>pets

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>>9505025

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>>9505018
IT DEPENDS ON HOW POPULAR OF A HERO YOU ARE. IF YOU'RE A BADASS LEGEND LIKE I AM THEN YOU'LL PROBABLY HAVE A LOT OF SPONSORS AFTER YOU, WANTING TO MAKE ACTION FIGURE LINES BASED OFF OF YOU AND THINGS LIKE THAT. WHAT'S YOUR QUIRK? IT HELPS TO HAVE A REALLY UNIQUE AND FLASHY ONE.

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>>9505041
My quirk? I'm not sure what that is, but I doubt that it's unique and flashy, considering that it's me we're talking about here. Besides, sponsors probably wouldn't want to pursue a boring, colorblind fencer like me to be some big advertising poster-boy.

>>9505103
>HG one year from now

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>>9505078
WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOUR QUIRK. YOUR ABILITY. YOUR POWER. WHAT YOU'VE GOT SO FAR SOUNDS KICKASS, LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A MOVIE. YOU KNOW HOW WHEN YOU HEAR THOSE MOVIES ABOUT THE DOG THAT LOVES TO SWIM BUT HE LOSES HIS LEG AND LEARNS TO SWIM WITHOUT IT? THAT'S WHAT YOU COULD BE, EXCEPT WITH FENCING AND COLORBLINDNESS. PULL OUT SOME REALLY FANCY FLASHY SWORD TECHNIQUES AND PEOPLE WOULD LOVE YOU.

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>>9505103
>This is why I don't have a FB

>>9505103
>tfw you are in that screenshot

DDD pls host

>>9505140
Hey Alex

>>9505103
Would've been better if it didn't have the whole "cuck" thing.

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Whi da powa of da Orwikakamalos I pwomise to make wone of you wone of da most powuhful doist known to man, man, way bettew than that wookie joey wheewew. We gon wew da world man.

>>9505156
>destroys your orichalcos with 2 mystical space typhoons

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Oh shoot, looks like I overslept and missed a game.

What a bummer.

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>>9505178
MORE LIKE YOU WERE TOO AFRAID TO FIGHT ME.

>>9505184
Well too bad for you because the anime version doesn't exist

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>>9505119
>S-Sorry, I had to go pick up some food and it took a little longer than I expected...
You're certainly more optimistic about this than I am. But hey, you've got more of an insider's look on this business than I do, what with you being a legend and all. Where exactly would I go to gain hero status? I can't say I've ever heard of a Hero Inc. Headquarters, so I might need some directions...

>>9505196
and anime isn't real

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>>9505187
Oh look, the wanna-be man of steel is still here as well.
Tell me, how did the games go? Knowing your temper, you probably didn't last past day one.

What if life is one big anime being watched by space aliens?

>>9505211
because you're not real either

>>9505216
WHAT

>>9505220
you heard me
or more like
you didn't hear me because you're not real so your ears aren't real

>>9505214
It would be a bretty shit anime.

>SE20 Episode 5
>John the soldier gets his leg blown off by an IED in Iraq
>SE20 Episode 12
>Mike spends the day masturbating to porn after taking crystal meth.

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>yfw these losers cant get ships using male avas

>>9505242
>fades away from existance

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>>9505202
IF YOU WANT TO BE A HERO, YOU GO TO HERO SCHOOL TO GET YOUR HERO LICENSE. GOTTA PASS ALL OF THE CLASSES TO PROVE YOU'RE HERO MATERIAL. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, UNDER A ROCK? BEST ONE BY FAR IS UA ACADEMY, THE ONE I'M GOING TO.

>>9505207
LASTED UNTIL DAY THREE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT TO DAY ONE, JUST LIKE I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T. YOU CAN KEEP TALKING BIG, BUT IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS YOU'RE JUST SCARED.

HG anime when

>>9505257
hopefully fucking never

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HG Royal Rumble when?

>>9505247
i can as anon

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>>9505271
>anon
>male

>>9505271
hey bby
>kissus ur nepples

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>>9505247
lol

>>9505261
It would be so good though

>>9505247
>Implying avafags have the capacity to ship their precious animu girls with male avas on the off chance that the male ava won't spaghetti the entire thing

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>>9505249
Well, I guess one of the biggest cities in the world is something of a rock, so yeah, I've never heard of it. But I'm already in school, and I don't want to have to go to another school, and take a whole bunch of other classes, so I guess I'll have to drop this whole hero idea. Sorry.

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>>9505247
Do gay ones count? Cause we have too many of them.

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>>9505247

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>>9505249
Day three? That really is amazing, considering it's someone like you.
Can you really blame me for falling asleep? I was waiting for a game oh so long that I simply drifted off.

But hopefully I shall indulge you in a future game, so that I can witness your humiliating defeat in person.

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>>9505247
As if people here need them.

>uses necromancy to resurrect the dead thread
>cums

>>9505309
>cums
>accidentally summons Yukine

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>>9505289
YOU DON'T WANT TO DROP OUT OF WHATEVER LAME SCHOOL YOU'RE GOING TO TO JOIN A HERO SCHOOL?

>>9505299
YEAH, ME TOO, IF YOU REPLACE "WITNESS YOUR HUMILIATING DEFEAT IN PERSON" WITH "WITNESS MY FIST MEETING YOUR FACE AND ALSO BREAKING IT".

>falls out of the thread's vagina as a fetus
>Yukine

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>>9505309

>>9505320
Look at all those shitters

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>>9505313
Heh, well you sure have a lot of spirit, I'll give you that. I admire than in a man, I really do.

I look forward to our match.That is, if you even last long enough to fight me.

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>>9505320
>Original Avatar
>kk
>Nagito
>Laura

>>9505320
For the games

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>>9505313
Not really. I've known a lot of these people my whole life, and I couldn't leave my family and friends behind to go to a school to be a hero to get a TV deal to get lots of money. Sorry, but it's not gonna happen.

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>>9505313
With such poor discipline, you will only be one tenth of your true potential.

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>>9505247
>implying I go for them to begin with

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>>9505335
I'LL THINK ABOUT ADMIRING YOU ONCE YOU PROVE YOU CAN ACTUALLY FIGHT AND NOT JUST TALK MY EARS OFF ABOUT IT. ALL YOU'VE DONE IS SLEEP SO FAR AND YOU WANT ME TO THINK YOU'RE STRONG? I'M NOT STUPID.

>>9505349
I RESPECT THAT, BUT IF I WERE YOU, I'D WANT TO TRAIN AND GET STRONG ENOUGH TO PROTECT THOSE FRIENDS IN THE FUTURE.

>>9505357
POOR DISCIPLINE? WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT? MY PARENTS NEVER HIT ME.

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>make noodles in a pan
>okay
>package says: "Recipe idea! Try putting 2 stirred eggs on the noodles when they're done!"
>doesn't say anything of adding oil
>just add the eggs after they're done
>after 2 seconds everything sticks to the pan
>try to scratch it off
>it sticks more and more
>everything turns brown and there's no free part of the pan anymore, only stuck food

Nice IDEA, marketing faggot

>>9505377
>not having basic common sense

>>9505377
git gud kiddo :^)

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>>9505366
Yeah. I'm getting kind of sick of hanging around this place right now, so I think I'll go ahead and do that training. Even if I can't be a licensed hero, I can be a backalley one that gives protection to cool people for a few bucks. Thanks, Tetsu-four. You have fun out here, I'll be off lifting weights or doing jumping jacks or whatever for a while.

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>>9505377
Why do you suck with food to begin with?

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>>9505366
Self discipline. Do you expect to master your craft if your cannot even control your rage?

Steel does not bend, steel does not temper. Be the very steel you brag about boy!

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>>9505391
HEY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA! BECOMING A MANLY HERO ON YOUR OWN TIME AND SAVING THE STREETS FROM CRIME WITH YOUR OWN VIGILANTE JUSTICE! IT'S LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A COMIC BOOK! IT'D ALMOST BE POETIC IF IT WEREN'T ILLEGAL! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. HOPEFULLY I DON'T HAVE TO BE THE HERO TO STOP YOU. THAT'D BE REALLY AWKWARD.

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>>9505387
grrrr
>>9505386
I thought "wait what about the oil? ... well if they write it like that, I will try it..."
>>9505394
It's part of the RP. Pic related.

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>places a sausage in the middle of the thread

>>9505416
"hmm, metal forks don't tell you NOT to put in it a plug socket... I will try it..."

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>>9505411
WHAT'RE YOU ON ABOUT?! I'VE GOT PLENTY OF SELF DISCIPLINE IF THAT JUST MEANS TO BE STEEL. I AM STEEL, GRAMPS! I HAVE BEEN EVER SINCE I WAS A KID! YOU THINK ANYBODY KNOWS STEEL BETTER THAN I DO?

>>9505425
>Picks it up
>Walks over to sink
>Rinses it off
>Eats it

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>>9505416
The kitchen princess demands you take lessons immediately.

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>>9505425
>Finally an excuse to post this image

>>9505447
>heart shaped pupils

umff

Happy Birthday Kamina.

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>>9505429
I still don't understand how that is supposed to work...
The middle parts if the fork would block it from entering the plug!
>>9505437
N-no, I will just eat this!

>>9505460
some forks are easier to insert than others

not all wall sockets are the same shape either

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>>9505457
Don't

Give me important dates in HG history
Wanna look through desu like an autist

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>>9505432
You merely adopted the steel as a child. I was born from it. Moulded by it. I, Kum Haehyun can teach you all about the steel's true potential. Only if you have the temperament of a real HERO!

>>9505493
>important dates
>on /trash/
Literally nothing important happened here.

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>>9505457
Is this true?

>>9505457
What would his borthday cake look like?

>>9505477
Happy Birthday.
>>9505501
Yes.

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>>9505495
I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF ANY CUM HEY-YUN BEFORE, HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT JUST SOME RANDOM HOMELESS GUY TRYING TO MAKE A FEW QUICK BUCKS? AND WHAT IS THERE TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT STEEL? IT'S JUST STEEL, IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE, EVEN AN IDIOT CAN FIGURE IT OUT. IT'S JUST HARD.

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>>9505521
Say, you tell me. Which character would Kamina like on for a thing I'll make for him real quick?

He can tell me himself in the next 5 minutes or I'll decide myself.

>>9505534
erron black
>kamina

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what are we actually doing though...

>>9505518
a bomb

>>9505534
Asuka

>>9505547
CUM
IN
MY
ASS
YOU
LITTLE
SHITPOSTING
SLUT

>>9505534
Rin Kagamine

>>9505534
Probably Iida

IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY STOP

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>>9505577
Tell me it isn't in PM then.

>>9505534
ruby

Happy Birthday Aussa

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HEY GUYS IT'S BEEN 154 DAYS SINCE MY BIRTHDAY
>>9505556
NO! THAT'S HOMOSEXUAL YOU GAYLORD

>>9505577
Guess this will be your unbirth day
>Shoots

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>>9505531
Try to make a single hit and I will show you the real capability of steel. Unless you want to listen to that other person.

>>9505577
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
YOU ARE A PIECE OF POO
YOU ARE A BIG OL' CUNT BAG
BUT AT LEAST YOU AREN'T A JEW.

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I was gonna do a thing, but if it isn't really his bday I won't go out of my way.

>>9505606
SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ELSE I WILL SUFFOCATE YOU WITH MY COCK

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>>9505609
GLADLY, IF IT'LL SHUT YA UP, BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
>Tetsutetsu turns his body to steel and winds back a punch, swinging the entire weight of his body into his arm and towards the man in question's gut.

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GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
IT'S BEEN ONE HUNDRED
FIFTY
FOUR
DAYS
SINCE MY BIRTHDAY
WHERE IS MY (YOU)S

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>tfw my birthday in less than a month
>tfw I'll get dubs

>>9505521
kys rin

>>9505594
I don't have you on discord do I?

>>9505607
>>9505611
o-oh

>>9505637
I like laughing at death and suffering as much as the next guy anon, but this is some facebook-meme tier shit.

Fuck off.

God i wanna fick Yukines boipussy so bad.

>>9505663
Yeah, I wanna fick him too.

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Happy Birthday Kamina

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>>9505637

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>>9505637
https://youtu.be/Smbo4hkKMzQ
catch a grenade for me

>>9505663
>>9505668
>Vania/Vampy

>>9505671
These are horrible

>>9505697
And yet the people who published the book thought they were good enough to release to the public.

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>>9505685
>>9505668

STOP

>>9505705
>book

A legitimate joke book?

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>>9505643
>The man braces for the punch and as he blocks it, he is only pushed back a few inches. A small scratch on him revealing he has managed to turn his entire body into steel!
You did not even think of where to hit me. Steel has no instinct and it has no rage. Until you resolve these issues your powerful punches will remain as sloppy as molten metal.

>Yukine will never have a threesome with 2 cute blonde vampire lolis

>>9505713
Yeah, look up "Minecraft Joke Book"

I'm not shitting you, this was actually released to the public.

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>the demon closes his eyes, still waiting for a game to be hosted
>he can feel himself slowly drifting off to sleep again

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>>9505714
....??!!
NO WAY.. NO, NO, WAY.. ANOTHER GUY WITH THE SAME QUIRK AS ME?! HOW MANY OF YOU PEOPLE ARE THERE?! DAMN IT.. ALRIGHT, FINE, YOU PUNCH ME, THEN! YOU'RE TALKING BULLSHIT! THERE ISN'T ANY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OUR PUNCHES, I GUARANTEE IT! GO AHEAD!

>>9505697
That just means you aren't a real minecrafter.
Leave HG, noob.

>>9505750
good night baron

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>>9505750
WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUP

HG is more popular on minecraft servers, should we expand?

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>>9505729
JUST
FUCKING
DIE
YOU
CUNT
BITCH
FUCK

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>>9505739
But those aren't even jokes

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>>9505750

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>>9505758
Sorry bud, don't even know who that is
>the demon drifts off to sleep yet again, unresponsive until a new host arrives

>>9505772
They aren't even Awkward Dad-tier jokes.

They're in their own league of unfunny.

>>9505788
Guess what happened to the minecraft joke hater?

HE WAS DESTROYED

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>>9505788
Those jokes are as unfunny as I am
And that's bad

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>>9505761
>despite claiming that he will remain unresponsive, the sudden scream into his ear wakes Estarossa up

I don't know who you are, but you better have a good reason for this.

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what the fuck

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>>9505846
Minecraft doesn't have respawn timers

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>steps inside of

>>9505911
==STEPS OUT OF==

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75-7Pxc6jGM

Sick remix.

>>9505846
>HowToGiveYourChildrenClinicalDepressionInJust33Words.jpg

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This is why we can't have nice things.
https://youtu.be/lBICLteuQs8

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>>9505971
WHY ARE YOU TALKING SHIT ON EYE OF THE SPIDER MY FAVORITE YOUTUBE MUSIC VIDEO

>>9505919
>kissu

great remix, hosh

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>>9505971
>not liking eye of the spider

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>>9505989
Glad somebody has a good ear around here.

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This is why we cant have nocr things

IT'S THE

>>9506002
When are you going to host again?

>>9506010
EYE OF THE SPIDER

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>>9506028
Who knows? I'm recently getting back into a few old things. I might do so when I have time over the weekends. So count on that.

>>9506036
IT POISONS IN ONE BITE

>>9506037
Okay then. I heard you were working on a new code.

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>>9506054
Maybe, maybe not.

But I've been feeling it lately.

>>9505971
Mediocre.

Feast your eyes, on THIS MADMAN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2APJP5wTmF4

>>9506073
Go to bed now lol

>>9506074
I did not see that coming but it made me very happy.

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>>9506089
Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Gnite.

PRAISE BE TO THE STAR GOD

Pew pew

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>When a ship sinks and now you got a chance

>>9506220
Bang bang!

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>>9506236
>When your ship sinks and your ava is on the prowl for pussy again

>>9506277
demon loli though

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>>9506287
I was talking about crimson autist

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>>9506246
>>9506220
Can you guys not do that? What if one of those bullets fly at me? Then I'd have to deflect them back at you and that takes effort.

>>9506329
demon loli tho

>>9506329
>Crimson autist was in a ship
wat

>>9506329
bring her back

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GIVE ME ATTENTION OR I WILL DIE
PLEASE HELP

>>9506246
WITH A GUN

>>9506329
woah is that plauge knight

>>9506347
why did yukine give hoshi his folder

@9506347
Then die.

>>9506347
>Gives you (your boipussy) my attention (cock)

>>9506329
Host

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>>9506332
No
She ignored me today so she's on the list

>>9506336
I-It's joke

>>9506343
Okay I will

>>9506365
No it's me
If it was plague knight he would have tried repping as an oldfag not a lvl 5 thottie remover

>>9506387
Can't, vidya
I'll host today pinky promise

>>9506236
>when your ship dies and you can't let it go so you sperg out years later when some newfag wants to use your "partner" as an avatar

>>9506400
I'll fucking punch you on the nose, nigger

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>>9506375

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Crab!

>>9506436
>Pushes back into the ocean

>>9506421
O-Oh

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>>9506443
It wasn't supposed to be like this! The crab was supposed to come to me! Not the ot-

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>>9506436
No no, it's "crap". Get it right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEteC_M1154
what fucking nazis
that bee dindu nuffin

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>>9506464
Actually, I was kind of hoping that someone would make me some crab for lunch. Think you can manage that Stocking?

>>9506478
Stockings can give you crabs alright.

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>>9506485
You spelled Panty wrong, Anon.

>>9506478
Are you asking a cute girl you just met to cook your lunch? What a way to hit on girls, kid. Why do you know my name?

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>>9506475
I can't believe it got in there mid action cycle

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>>9506478
>Sucks and gags on your dick real hard
>drinks the cum
Nice to see you again bb, hope you're doing nice.
>disappears again.

>>9506714
>Takes pictures
Neat

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>>9506485
Hah! Oh anon, your jokes never get old. I practice safe sex however so we should be fine. Also I'm pretty sure Stocking would shank me if I actually tried anything.

>>9506507
We've talked before! You know me! I'm Yamato, professional tactician an- oh wait. You might be a second generation Stocking. Uh sorry! I guess we haven't met then.

>>9506714
I.....uh....w- a lot just happened in a short amount of time. G-good to see you? May- Did I just get sucked off by a ghost through my pants?

>>9506725
What does that accomplish?

>>9506713
Don't you mean
you can't BEElieve it

>>9506738
A redhead giving a twinkboy a quickie. I can jack off to this.

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>>9506725
>takes picture of picture

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>>9506744
Oh fuck
Oh fuck
God I missed it.
Goddammit

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>>9506725
>>9506754
I'm glad we haven't changed much.

>>9506760
Why...

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>>9506783
!!

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>>9506792
Yeah I caught you! Mission Failed, asshole!

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>>9506805
I-I just wanted a picture of Airi...

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>>9506734
Huh? What do you mean second generation Stocking? There's just one Stocking Anarchy and that's me, you probably got scammed by a cosplayer or something.

>>9506766
Don't worry, missing them might sting, but you'll get the next one

>>9506475
>>9506766
This can't BEE

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>>9506812
But....it's a picture of her giving me a ghostjob. If you want a normal picture I have a few.

>>9506813
Ah, forget it. It's not important, what is important is introductions. Nice to meet you Stocking, I'm Naoe Yamato. I'm a tactician~

NGW
G
W

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>>9506839
>>9506842
STOP

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>>9506892
B-but... it's a rare picture!...

>>9506903
I thought buzzing sounds are like music to your ears. Especially at night.

>>9506903
Come on, no need to shout, we'll beehive

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>>9506892
I'm an angel, but you probably already know that. You're the first of my faceless fans to come out like this, which is kind of interesting. Where's your candy?

>>9506903
Don't worry. You just need to BEE positive.

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>>9506919
Hive you no sense of decency

>>9506932
I'm finna wax you across the face

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>>9506907
Ah.....god dammit. Fine, carry on then.

>>9506941
Oh, I'm not a fan. It would be way too great a honor if I was your fan. You have to earn that right Stocking.

DDD

>>9506948
My remarks are starting to sting, aren't they? Don't worry, Bee a nice girl and I'll whisper nothing but honey.

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>>9506967
Yay!

Man I wanna FUCK stocking

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>>9506980
>>9506947
I don't know if I can bear much more of this

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STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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>>9506967
What? Isn't slaying ghosts and living as some of celebrity no enough to be my fan? Being an actual fallen angel on top of that, y'know?

>>9507001
Oh my god what now?

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>>9507034
STOP IT
STOP IT WITH THE BEE JOKES

>>9507001
.....GET THE NEWSPAPERS, LADS. WE GOT A WASP TO SWAT

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>>9507001
>>9507040
Wow what a Queen

beegirl that got like 5 mins worth of a OPM episode ava when?

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>>9507040
But you're a wasp, not a bee. How about you stop yelling before I slash you in a lot of pieces?

>>9507065
that was a mosquito

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>>9507057
IM NOT EVEN A QUEEN

>>9507070
UHH WHAT THE HECK????
WHAT DID I DO TO YOU???????
I JUST CAME BECAUSE I HATE BEES
AND BEE PUNS

>>9507079
i dont remember it was fucking ages ago since i watched that trash anime

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>>9507045
On it.
>>9507101
>Starts spamming smoke bombs to flush out the wasp

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>>9507123
OKAY FINE WHATEVER
ILL LEAVE
DONT BRING OUT THE SMOKE
>FLIES THE FUCK OUT

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>>9507101
You're kind of annoying with your yelling. How about that for a start? And look around, there are no bees anywhere.

>>9507132
Oh, there she goes.

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>>9507101
You need to comb the fuck down.

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>>9506992
There he goes.....

>>9507034
Nope! You gotta do more than that. I've seen people do way more than what you do. That kind of stuff isn't all that impressive around here.

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>>9507045
It's done. That's a whole crate of Jack you owe me.
>>9507132
Don't make me bring the pesticide.

>>9507101
Queen or Warrior, I'll turn you into my queen.

>>9507154
Honey, please bee careful with those buzzwords.

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I really hate to be that guy...bu-but do these things have a schedule or something? Ca-Cause if they do...wh-when's the next game?

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>>9507202
They don't.

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>>9507185
Now you're just droning

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>>9507157
That's...
>Stocking thinks about all the crazy crap that happens in the arena.
...Ok fine, you've got a good point.

>>9507202
Sit tight, kid. It's been hours since I arrived and I'm still waiting.

[cries in spanish]

>>9507227
Buzz off, you wannabee queen.

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>>9507239
implicando

>>9507227
Open wide and I'll give you my royal jelly.

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>>9507224
Ah...Well that explains a lot. Ne-Never mind then...I'll just get comfortable.

>>9507234
Well that's the plan...or at least now it is.

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>>9507239
> Cries in big dog

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>>9507234
Hey, at least now you know that I'm always right~

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What on EARTH is going on in here? Why are you all making those awful bee puns? Where is Taranza?

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>>9507239
>Decker starts firing off in random directions.
Sombra I know you're around.

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>>9507267
What, no flowers?

>>9507251
Don't beat your wings at me.

Bee games when?

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>>9507268
A boring plan. I mean, why are you guys so eager to beat each other so much? Is there a prize? Lot's of sweets? Money? Women? Power?

>>9507283
Hmph. Get down your ego horse, kid. I still got that CIA guy to send me all the sugar I can eat AND the random anon. Maybe I don't need you after all.

>>9507302
And who might you bee to tell me what I hive to do?

>>9507287
I RETIRED FROM THE THREADS

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Looks like we're having a slow day today.

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>>9507302
>>9507354
>>9507285
.....
I'm gonna need a drink after this shit.
>>9507374
You're telling me Eric.

>>9507374
We need New Tejina and her magic tricks

>>9507374
I'd say we need some vitamin BEE.

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>>9507333
Oooh, you have a random Anon and some guy who got thrown off of a plane. Really big fanbase there Stocking. You really don't need a boost. What was I thinking?

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>>9507333
It's uh...re-real world experience? Al-Also it's fun seeing what yo-you people can do...at this rate I'm going to need another note book...

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>>9507354
You can't just waltz in here and expect you to be tree-ted with respect

>>9507302
Got to pollinate your little flower first, darling.