Welcome Soldiers for the 129th edition of the FOXHOUND Special

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>>9501027
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU

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Sam and Max

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>>9501027
Froze

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Creepy Susie

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Kaho

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>>9501027
Marie Korbel

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Yoshimitsu the Second
>>9500983
That shalt be fine as well. I hath never met a foreign knight before. Are ye also searching for the fated weapon?
>>9500986
Are ye certain of this fate? Ye will discard everything in this decision.
>>9501044
My sword wishes to spill thine blood.
>His hand shaking violently, with a grunt he puts it away.
I shall ignore it for now. I can't kill a child.

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Kindred Hunter

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Monsieur Le President

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>>9501027
Tsuyu

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Len

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Shadow's of Yharnam

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>>9501027
Lady Bow

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>>9501072
I love you

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>>9501027
Ash Crimson

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>>9501033 (Mr. Kindred Hunter)
YO, THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS SICK. WHAT ARE YOU? DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE A PRO HERO OR SOMETHING. HANG ON, HOW DID I NOT REALIZE IT SOONER? YOU TOTALLY ARE, WITH AN OUTFIT LIKE THAT. WHAT'S YOUR HERO NAME? ARE YOU FAMOUS?

>>9501039 (Subaru-aniki)
ALRIGHT BUDDY, YOU'RE REALLY ASKIN' FOR IT NOW, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IN THESE NEXT GAMES SO HARD YOU WON'T EVER ENTER ANOTHER ONE AGAIN OUT OF FEAR OF RUNNING INTO ME!
I'LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER MISTAKE THE NAME TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU FOR SOME STARTUP ROOKIE EVER AGAIN.

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aaaaa
>Entry

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Tsubasa Hanekawa

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Natsuki Subaru

>>9501057
That's because you CAN'T dignify it with a response! Face it, you were slapped! No if, ands, or butts about it! Putting it lightly or putting it...heavily doesn't change anything!

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Osamu Dazai

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>>9501027
Angie

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>>9501027
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown

>>9501078
Watch these badasses fall over and die first slide.

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Kongou

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Kosaku Kawajiri

>>9501044
You shouldn't give up. In life, the only way to live comfortably and peacefully is a combination of luck and opportunities. That is why I believe you'll be fine soon enough.
>Kosaku gains a ghost of smile, looking down on the girl warily.
I never did get your name, did I? I believe that, if you want any more reassurance, it's a good idea for me to get your name. If that's okay, of course.

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>>9501089

>>9501092
CULTURAL
ENRICHMENT

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Infuriated Arab

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>>9501059
Really, Suby? Why are you playing so dumb? Moreso than usual I mean.

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>>9501105
Wir schaffen das.

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Senshougahara

>>9501098
>kizzu

>lags

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>>9501070
>Subaru looks around him
I don't think I have anything to lose. Most of my junk is back home with my parents, so I think we're good to go!

>>9501086
And what if I say you won't? Then what, budd--
Tetsutetsu tetsutetsu? What kind of a name is that? Were your parents that lazy, or did they deem you to be a failure in the future?

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>>9501122
>The shipgirl watches as the Anon is seemingly kissing thin air. No doubt he had a few drinks too many

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>>9501070
Fated weapon? Can't say I am. I don't even know what a "fated weapon" could be
>>9501086
Well, I'm a hunter by trade, bringing down large beasts known as monsters with my weapons. Some have called me a hero, but all I want to do is what's right and protect the innocent. You and I must come from very different places if there are professional heroes where you're from. And as for a name, everyone calls me Kindred Hunter

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CHECK IT BOIS

>>9501130
>tfw the shipgirl is right

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>>9501102
Who is that, and why does she have me in a headlock? I don't think I ever consented to that.

>>9501107
I have no clue what you're talking about, sir. I genuinely don't know who you are. Judging by the fact you're calling me suby I can only imagine you think highly of me.

>>9501143
I think I'm about ready!
It's not like I have armor or anything to put on.

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>>9501070
I appreciate the thought, even if it means nothing on the long run. For now, you should wait until the competition starts.
>>9501099
Marie. Marie Korbel. It's the only name I've ever had, even if I can't remember why do I have it.
Thank you for the thoughts, mister... may I have your name as well?
>>9501143
Please proceed.

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>>9501127
DON'T TALK SHIT ON MY NAME, IT'S MANLY, ALRIGHT? YOU JUST DON'T GET WHAT IT MEANS. MY PARENTS WERE GREAT PEOPLE THAT ONLY WANTED THE BEST FOR THEIR KID, SO THEY GAVE HIM A STRONG, MANLY NAME THAT I'M PROUD TO CARRY, YOU GOT THAT? ONLY MEN WITH TRUE PASSION AND FIRE IN THEIR HEARTS WOULD UNDERSTAND IT. QUIT CHANGING THE SUBJECT FROM ME BEATING YOUR BANGS BACK INTO THE RIGHT ANGLE.

>>9501142
KINDRED HUNTER? AIN'T THE COOLEST HERO NAME I'VE EVER HEARD, BUT AT LEAST YOU'VE GOT THAT WHOLE MODEST SCHTICK, I BET YOU'RE REALLY POPULAR WITH THE LADIES. I'VE HEARD THEY LIKE THAT KIND OF THING.
HOW LARGE OF BEASTS DO YOU TAKE DOWN? AS BIG AS A HOUSE?

>>9501143
I'M READY TO WIN.

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>>9501154
It's me, with blue hair

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>>9501154
Nice try Suby. But if you truly didn't know who I am you would have mistaken me for a girl like you did the first time.

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>>9501143
Looks fantastic host!
>"Yeah, you really capture our enemy's stupid faces with incredible accuracy. "
We're on the case!

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COMMENCING OPERATION

>>9501154
>wanted to rp with you
>At a friend's house and don't have my folders
Why must I suffer

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>>9501143
Looking positively marvelous! You may begin.

>>9501182
Umm...just what are you trying to do?

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>>9501182
YOUR GUN WOULDN'T HAVE DONE ANYTHING TO ME ANYWAY! SINCE WHEN CAN BULLETS SHOOT THROUGH STEEL? I DON'T EVEN WANT TO FIGHT YOU FOR USING SUCH A DUMB WEAPON!

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>>9501127
So eager to throw thine life away. The presentations shall be made. Make thine farewells to any friends, family and love ye may hath.
>>9501142
The sword of evil known as Soul Edge. It has been sought by many a warrior and hath led to the demise to twice of many. Ye hath never heard of it?
>>9501143
Pick up thine weapons and fulfill thy destinies!
>>9501159
Indeed girl. I shall not attack thee outside of these governed battles. I expect only the best from thee.
>>9501182
Foolish Yoshimitsu! Yoshimitsu wouldn't hath been hesitant.
>Landing on the ground, he draws his sword and dashes away.
I must live up to his legacy.

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>>9501182
>Moving to target one by one, by the time any of the ambushers realised what's going on their screams are silenced by their throats being sliced open and their blood drained form their body.

Worthless. I had hoped for a better performance from these so called ''soldiers''. Focussing attention on a single person, completely ignoring the possibility of a counterattack,

You. If you wish to stay alive, you will follow me.

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>>9501163
Pfft~
Hey, you're getting awfully mad. What's the matter? I think you might need to calm down. Why don't you take a big breath of fresh air?

>>9501170
I didn't consent to that.
I didn't consent to any of this.

>>9501173
You're wrong.
>he places a hand on Ash's chest
A man like me can tell from a mile away. I've watched enough videos to know a girl when I see one. There's no fooling a man that has been fooled a million times before.

>>9501182
You two just don't understand modern fashion.

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>>9501182
Well Max, we seem to have found ourselves stranded in an unknown domain with little to no chance of survival.
>"Aw yeah now we're getting somewhere! I'm going to survive the hell out of this place!"
You crack me up, Max.

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>>9501143
Everything looks good. Let's begin
>>9501163
Well, some can be as big as a house, yes. Usually Seltas Queens, or in rare cases Dah'ren Mohran, an elder dragon that swims through sand. Need a sandship to take those down... but I digress. It's nice to meet you, young man
>>9501182
I still haven't forgiven you for that "canteen" stunt, boy
>>9501209
I think I've heard of it from someone here. It wouldn't be seen as cursed, would it?

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>>9501222
goodjob on the win

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>>9501159
Kosaku Kawajiri. I won't be surprised if you can't pronounce it. It's a very foreign name, and with a boring person like me, you would most likely forget it.
Don't mention it. I wouldn't sleep well tonight had I known that I left a child to dwell by herself like that. I know how it feels to be alone.

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DAY1!

Tributes are watching each others, no one is really trying to fight for now.

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>>9501243
These will become oh so beautiful with a little polish and elbow grease. Now, if only I could find someone to do that for me...

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>>9501189
You want to talk to little ol me? I don't think you're ready yet. I'll charm your pants off faster than you can say "stop unbuckling my belt".

>>9501209
Yo-you act like I'm going to be dying when really I'm going to be going away for a long, long time...r-right?

>>9501234
Thanks. You too.

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>>9501243
>She takes the dive and butterflies her way through the swamp, surrounded by crocodiles. Strangely enough, they keep their distance, some even moving out of her way

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>>9501248
Now I'm going to lay down.

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>>9501243
What a creepy, creepy man

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>>9501243
There's no need to be down about this. Better day are--
>he goes to pat her head, but her wig falls onto the floor
...coming.

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>>9501222
I'M NOT MAD AT ALL, IF I WERE MAD I WOULD BE YELLING AT YOU. BESIDES, I DOUBT YOUR NAME IS ANYTHING COOL, AND YOU'VE PROBABLY GOT A LAME POWER. I'LL SHOW YOU SOON.

>>9501226
YEAH, TAKE ME TO FIGHT THOSE.

>>9501243
WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF NERD? STOP PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES ALL DAY AND GET OUT HERE AND TRAIN. WHO WANTS TO WORK IN AN OFFICE ALL DAY? YOU'LL GET TUMORS FROM THAT, I THINK.

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>>9501243
I shall be going first.
>He grabs the gun and points at himself.
Nay, this be insane!
>He then points it to the frog.
Ye go first.

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>>9501259
Try not to fall asleep. That would be bad.

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>>9501222
>Ash immediately slaps Suby's hand away

I didn't say you could touch me! S-so you don't mind if I call you Suby? What do you have amnesia?
Hm....
Well let me introduce myself monsieur, I am Ash Crimson, I'm your long lost best friend.

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>>9501243
Thank you two, you certainly got us out of that horrible mess.
>"Not that we couldn't have gotten to out of it ourselves! In fact; throw is back in and we'll prove it too you!"
Max, I know you really want to prove yourself on the battlefield, but personally I don't want to be Swiss Doggy Cheese.
>"You're no fun Sam."

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>>9501027
Ibaraki Douji

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>>9501278
IS YOUR ABILITY TO BE BLIND?

>>9501278
Fuck off fate shitter

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Moving onto Night 1!

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>>9501209
And I say the same to you. Good luck.
>>9501239
Thank you for your time, mister. It's been a while since I had someone to talk with.

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>>9501243
>>9501278
I suppose, this is the moment when you end this game, and restart it with me as one of the participants.

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>>9501268
One doesn't just fight elder dragons immediately. It will end with you getting hurt, or worse, killed. Charging into a situation without thinking has killed more hunters where I'm from than I want to remember
>>9501299
What's a mixtape?

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>>9501299
>Tetsutetsu is down to one final card in their intense game of Go Fish.
NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY TENS, GO FISH.
...
WAIT, I DO HAVE A TEN.

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>>9501299
Oh, for goodness- why would you do that?!
>Lady Bow grabs hold of Susie and struggles to drag her to safety.

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>>9501310
I suppose this is the moment when you end your life.

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>>9501243
>>9501277
Don't mention it, your pet seems pretty eccentric, maybe I should grant him his wish.

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>>9501268
Natsuki Subaru isn't bad at all. It's a name for someone that'll be going to the 8th layer of hell, that's for certain.
>Subaru ponders if he has any powers. He has this uncanny feeling deep down that he has one, but he just can't remember
I uh...don't have any powers. I exercise every morning and every night before I go to bed!

>>9501276
I can't believe I have one of those in here.
Say, since you seem to know me like some of the others around here, do you mind telling me if there's another one of me walking around, There's this girl named Rika, and she's deadset on her theory being true. So deadset that she threatened me when I said it was bogus.

>>9501299
>>9501313
The one I made and will be profiting off of it!
>he goes around each camp and places it outside the tents
I'm taking 100% of it, mind you.

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>>9501313
YEAH, IT KILLED THEM BECAUSE THEY SUCKED. I DON'T SUCK. LET ME FIGHT THEM.

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>>9501226
Indeed it be hunter. My master and I hath been searching for it for years now so it may not fall into the wrong hands. If ye hath seen of it, then ye need to direct it to me.
>>9501248
Thou won't be dying. Not yet. But ye shall rid yourself of all humanly desires. Ye seem hesitant, boy.
>>9501299
Damn bullet! I shall never touch a firearm again!

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>>9501299
Shelter is neccesary for some and many agree it is one of the most basic rights of a human being. It provided warmth. Comfort. Safety. A feeling of that you belong somewhere

...Belong...Somewhere

>Kongou is silences by her own word. The silence is soon dismissed as she continues her work in providing the needed building materials

I have this great idea, so hear me out.
An avatar rental service.

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>>9501299
I don't know much about this person, but I should be able to play pretend until my work here is done.

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>>9501299
Well, here you go Liquid, one "Tsubasa Hanekawa", to go.
>"Not really sure why you want her, she's scrawny and not very tasty looking."
>>9501329
No, Max isn't my pet, he's my partner in justice.
>"And besides, I'd clearly be the master in this relationship."
I really hope your childish mind means something other than what I'm thinking of, Max.

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>>9501339
ISN'T THAT A BRAND OF CAR? LIKE, A REALLY SHITTY FAMILY CAR? THAT'S STUPID. AND YOU'RE EVEN QUIRKLESS, BUT YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME? ARE YOU ON SOMETHING?

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>>9501292
>>9501297
If you keep mocking this Oni, she will surely end up using your guts as jump rope, so you better stay silent and end this game as fast as possible!

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DAY 2!

Arabs won't come to Russia!

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>>9501303
Oh, no, no, no. I should thank you for doing so, considering how bland I am. It's rather nice to have a person to converse with, and it must be doubly so in your case.
>Kosaku nods, looking towards the arena and beginning to take one step forward.
Is there anything else you wish to talk to me with? I would hate to keep you for too long if you're sick of my presence.

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>>9501392
Look what you did to the wall! After I had just so finely refurbished it, too! Get out of my sight! Shoo! You've caused enough damage!

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>>9501392
I have become a Genome Soldier twice? This seems redundant. Unless I am to act as the commanding officer of this squad.

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>>9501342
When you say that you mean giving up fast food and energy drinks, not like giving up love and fortune and stuff like that. I think I can give up junk food and video games for...about a month or two. That should be enough time to get to your level.

>>9501368
I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to get into my head, and it isn't working. And besides, you're thinking of Volkswagon.
See, it's not about having these "quirks", it's about using your brain. I don't know if that chrome finish on your hair completely took over your brain or not, but something tells me I'm relatively safe.

>>9501392
Hard pass. That sounds like too much work.

>>9501392
>that Merkel event
Accurate

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>>9501341
>the hunter's usually cheerful, albeit smug expression under his helmet becomes much more stern and serious, even visible through the eye slots in that helmet
Young man, believe me, they were killed because they were cocky, like you're being. Do not rush to your death
>>9501342
I haven't seen it, only heard of it from a friend. Her sister is apparently under it's control, so if you're looking for the same blade, perhaps you could help her get her sister back to normal as well
>>9501392
Well that's disappointing. But I will not raise my sword against innocents

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>>9501326
You don't seem to know how to appreciate people who took their precious time to enter your game. I changed my mind, I don't want to be in your game anymore, so don't even think about putting this Oni in it.

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>>9501388
>"I tried that once. Wouldn't advise it. The entrails are pretty slippery so it makes it incredibly hard for you to hold onto them. Plus, you get their bits and pieces everywhere."
>>9501392
It's actually the day our pet bird, "Skawks" died.
>"Evidently, it was also the day we got our pet Jaguar, "Spots"!"
Poor Skawks didn't stand a chance...

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>>9501423
So you are either a coward or you are lacking of skills to get your assigned task complete. I have no need of either in my squad. Begone with you then, worthless being.

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>>9501388
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED JUMPING ROPE WITH STEEL? YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK SO, IDIOT.

>>9501392
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS. DO I GET TO FIGHT MORE PEOPLE?
ALRIGHT, I'LL JOIN.

>>9501423
IT'S STEEL, NOT CHROME. YOU CAN HAVE A LOT OF BRAINS, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU CAN'T PROTECT THEM. IF SOMEBODY SMASHES YOUR SKULL OPEN THEY CAN GET TO YOUR BRAIN EASILY. WHAT DO YOU DO THEN?

>>9501435
I'M NOT COCKY, I'M JUST CONFIDENT. SHOW ME WHERE THEY ARE, I WON'T DIE.

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>>9501339
Another one of you running around eh? Non, I don't think I've seen another of you around, mon amie. This Rika girl, is she the one that owns a tank and has a very bad temper? Honestly I wouldn't waste my time proving anything to her, she's stubborn.
Anyways...
Allow me to do our old greeting!
>Ash grabs Suby around the neck and gives him a nuggie

>>9501364
What a dynamic duo. A bunny and a dog who are partners, am I on the set of a Sunday morning cartoon?

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NIGHT 2!

IT'S NO USE

I had this idea of an archive filled with our avafags and all the info we know about them.

>>9501479
HOW BOUT THIS?

>>9501482
How would this work?

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>>9501423
I doth mean all of it, boy. Ye don't have to accept mine proposal. I shall find another apprentice.

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>>9501475
Hee hee hee! Oh, how mischievous! I feel so lively after that!

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>>9501475
I seem to have a nautral ability for manual labor. If my current endgame goals fail..perhaps a more quiet, remote life is how it should be for me.

>>9501484
BURN

>>9501484
TAAAAAKE THIS

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>>9501456
Ma'am, I am neither of those things! What you're witnessing here is someone that lacks the enthusiasm to lead an entire nation! Do you really think it's honorable to take a position like that despite never being in a leadership position before? It's laughable, and so are you if you think you have the skillset to do that!

>>9501457
Having brains means you can protect them. it's called strategizing, and I've done a lot of that in C** 5! I'm pretty dang good with India if I do say so myself.

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>>9501475
IS THIS THE HARDEST TRAINING LIFE HAS TO OFFER?! IS THIS WHAT HELL IS LIKE?! THIS IS WHERE I'M GONNA DIE.. GOODBYE, MOM, GOODBYE, DAD. THIS IS THE FINAL RESTING PLACE OF REAL STEEL.
WAIT, HANG ON, I CAN JUST TURN IT OFF.
THERE IS NO CHALLENGE I CAN'T OVERCOME!

>>9501515
YOU'RE TOO SLOW!

>>9501494
CIA style, dossiers on everyone

>>9501524
I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS

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>>9501392
U-um... my knowledge on such mechanisms is not much, but I'll do what I can to help.
>>9501407
I would like to know more about the place where you live. You look like you've had the chance to live a quiet life...
That is, if you don't mind.
>>9501475
>somebody should cap that event.

>>9501536
NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT

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>>9501517
SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE A REAL TOUGH GUY..
>Tetsutetsu walks past Subaru... But it was all a ruse to try and swat him on the head!
BUTAREYOUTOUGHENOUGH-

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>>9501435
It hath already possessed one? Who be this woman, I shall extend mine own clan to assist!

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>>9501453
>The Oni bursts into laughter as the small animal is trying to give advice to her
An animal is trying to lecture to a demon? What a fool! Even if you can talk, I'm not gonna listen to it! The blood just makes it better anyway.

>>9501457
>The Oni stays silent for a while
Guts are not made out steel, or at least not the guts of humans. I know that too well.

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>>9501471
>"Well actually we-"
>Max is quickly cut off my Sam, who covers up his mouth with his paw."
Max, we don't have the money to fix the damages break the Forth wall.
>Sam takes his paw off of Max's mouth.
>"But, wouldn't bringing up the fact that there's a fourth wall, be a fourth wall break?"
>"....Darn it you're right."
>>9501475
Well, that's just amazing, now my leg is gone.
>"Jeez Sam you don't need to make me jealous of your sudden handicap."
Shut up, Max.

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>>9501471
Yeah, you can say that again. She's really grumpy for no reason.
>before he can react, he finds himself in a headlock. Normally he wouldn't mind, the perfume Ash was wearing was mesmerizing to him
Are you sure this was an old thing we did? I can't ever see myself letting someone get this forceful with me.

>>9501475
It's almost the demon hours...

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>>9501543
>Kosaku somewhat brightens up at her statement, stepping back and looking down on her gently. "Oh? She wants to know more about my hometown? I wouldn't see why not."
You... want to know more about my hometown? I'm not objecting to it, but I would rather like to know why. Only a few would want to know about it.

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GERMANY IN CRISIS

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>>9501561
>"Alright, suit yourself..."

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>>9501517
>She ignored the lazy boy's wailing and ranting. Untill the part where he suggested she was incompetent ran through her mind.

How much do you know about me? Pick your answer carefully.

>>9501548
GET A LOAD OF THIS

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>>9501561
YEAH, MOST. THE ONES WHO SUCK, PROBABLY. YOU KNOW THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT "YOU HAVE GUTS OF STEEL,"? THAT'S ME. EXCEPT LITERALLY INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY. BUT THE OTHER WAY TOO. IT MEANS YOU'RE A BADASS. SO I'M A BADASS WHO ALSO HAS STEEL GUTS AT THE SAME TIME.

>>9501581
WHAT'S THIS?
...IT'LL MAKE ME STRONGER? HELL YEAH, LET'S DO IT.

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>>9501581
>Lady Bow blindly fires towards Subaru, grinning like a madwoman.
TAKE THAT, YOU PERVERTED BUFFOON! AHAHAHAHAH!

What are the biggest top 10 anime betrayals in HG?

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>>9501457
There's a very fine line between confidence in your abilities, and overconfidence in them. I speak from experience when I say that you will get hurt if you try to go against something you aren't ready to go against
>>9501557
My friend's name is Cassandra, and her sister is Sophitia. Hopefully with all of our efforts and a bit of luck we'll be able to free her... though I'm not one to talk about magic. It's still something foreign to me, where I'm from there is no magic

>>9501600
I'M JUST GETTING WARMED UP!

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>>9501620

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>>9501622
DUDE, I DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM, I KNOW EXACTLY HOW CONFIDENT TO BE IN MYSELF, AND THAT'S "HELLA," SO JUST LET ME FIGHT THEM. I'M FINE. HIT ME, I'LL PROVE IT.

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>>9501581
>Sam collapses onto the sand, and Sam looks down in shock and confusion.
>"Uh... Sam? You okay there pal?"
>"Well, NOW who am I supposed to exchange snarky banter with and insult on a daily basis!?"

>>9501629
CHAOS CONTROL

>>9501647
JACK BOTS ATTACK

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>>9501606
You will most likely perish. I am expecting it. If you survive, your body is strong enough. And if not...You were weak. And weakness should not be kept safe.

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Oh shit, Angela is getting pissed off

>>9501661
>Kissu

>>9501660
THE MORE THE MERRIER

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>>9501499
Doth...so you do!
It wouldn't hurt to look around, but...let's face it, you won't find anyone better than me. All these people here? They're hedonists. You know what that means, right?

>>9501552
>it works and he's successfully swatted on the head. He falls back, only gaining composure moments later his forehead cracked open. The blood slowly pours out, and yet he ignores it
Keh. Not bad, kid, but you have to do better than that!
>Subaru dashes off to hit him, but before he can do that something mysterious grabs Tetsux4 by the throat and throws him before contact is made

>>9501619
>>9501581
>Subaru blindly fires everything he has at the ghost, thinking bullets can hurt their people
I'M SENDING YOU BACK TO HELL, FART BUBBLE! I WON'T BE DEALING WITH YOUR HORRID PERSONALITY NO LONGER!

>>9501589
I know enough t know you're not someone that should be governing anything. Let's be real here, you look like a trendy woman. How many trendy women do you know that lead countries? Zero! Women aren't running countries!

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>>9501674
>She respected the anon's persistence and she allowed him to get closer. However he still reeked of alcohol coming from hism outh

Remove your system of alcoholic substances and you may attempt this again.

>>9501672
She's playing 4D chess, better watch out. When all the refugees are in europe, she will commence her plan.

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>>9501672
>"So wait, why are we bowing down again Sam?"
>Max turns his head over to Sam, who's still incapacitated.
>"Right, you're still out cold."

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>>9501580
As I said before, your appearance and demeanor suggest a calm lifestyle only the Medicis would be able to afford, yet you don't really seem like a dangerous or threatening person. This mede me curious about where do you live to have such luxuries.
>>9501581
I need to ask you to stop.
>>9501672
I told you to stop! Why must you do this to me?

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>>9501569
Of course you silly billy, normally you wouldn't let anyone do that, but since we're friends, it slides. Anyways let me tell you that most people here are pretty sketchy, but don't worry I have your back ahaha~!

>>9501566

So let me get this straight.

>He points to the rabbit
That's Sam and your Max? Or is it the other way around? This might be a little confusing.

You shouldn't worry too much money though, not here.

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>>9501543

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>>9501681
>TIME FOR A KNUCKLE SANDWICH

>>9501724
10/10 anon

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>>9501661
MY BODY'S AS STRONG AS IT GETS, LADY, STRONG AS STEEL. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S THE SECOND STRONGEST THING TO STEEL, BUT I'M STRONGER THAN WHATEVER THAT IS, TOO. I'M STILL STANDING HERE AFTER YOUR SHOT, SO THAT MEANS I SURVIVED, WHICH MEANS I'M STRONG.

>>9501690
HAH!
>
>The Real Steel prepares to dodge the subpar swing, but he's caught off guard by the hand-like anomaly clutching his throat. His windpipe is crushed completely, barely giving him enough time to harden his neck to steel before he's launched into a far wall. His back is turned to steel as well, to cushion the impact. He looks up, shocked and confused, but unable to speak clearly from having his throat nearly completely crushed.
....i...was....was...th...at....a..a..St..and..?

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>>9501690
>The mere ignorance and state of oblivious Subara is in made Kongou laugh if ever so slightly

I am not interested to lead on a grand scale. The day-to-day life of you and your species does not interest me. It is boring and predictable and I have nothing to learn for it.

My outfit is what I choose to display. Looking ''trendy'' is one of the lowest denominators of choosing it.

>She paused. Just how ignorant was this boy? Or was he simply ueducated in her origins aand background

You are realising that I am not a biological born human like you are, eyes?

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MONSIEUR LE PRESIDENT, NOOOOOOOOON

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>>9501720
"I'm Sam, and he's Max.
>"Don't swear it too much pal, we get it mixed up ourselves all the time, right Max? I mean, Sam?".

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>>9501749
Must we include the oaf who decimated our shelter a few days prior?

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>>9501690
Yay. And I seeth that ye wish to continue being one. Being part of the Manji clan is a demanding sacrifice, I wouldst not judge if ye doth not wish to join.
>>9501622
I doth believe mine master heard of them before. We must act quickly before it be too late. Hath they been here before?

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>>9501724
Nice. Made my day.

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>>9501749
>"Awwww yeah baby- Hey wait just a minute! These aren't rabbits at all! These are women in bunny suits! Not only was I lied to, I'm also offended!"

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>>9501639
I don't care if you're able to take a hit, young man, Dah'ren Mohran aren't to be trifled with. It usually takes a team of hunters on a fully armed sandship to bring one down, so unless you have good aim with harpoons and good timing with cannons, as well as the knowledge of where and when to strike, you are not ready. Now, if you want to eventually slay a Dah'ren, you may, but only if you build up to it. Skill is gained over time. Now if you excuse me, I have another hunt to go on with a friend I'm helping train. I hope our next conversation is more pleasant than this one, and keep my words in mind, please. I don't want to see someone so young
>>9501772
Sophitia hasn't been here, as far as I can remember. I hope this information can help you, and Cassandra. My thanks in advance for your assistance, Yoshimitsu

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>>9501744
Quite correct. But there are still improvements that I can see applied to you. The volume of your vocabulairy being one of them. In normal terms: You talk too loud to the point of annoyance.

>>9501749
The weak must be purged. Wether they are human or amphibian it matters not. Only strength, willpower and measure of skill should be the deciding factor of victory here.

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>>9501790
I DON'T NEED CANNONS, I'LL JUST PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF IT, TAKE ME WITH YOU OR I'LL JUST FOLLOW YOU.

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>>9501749
If I am to win this competition, I must get to know better my opponents.

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>>9501790
>>9501639
>*I don't want to see someone so young die needlessly

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>>9501672
>>9501709
>Subaru walks up and kicks Same
What's wrong with your friend? I don't remember issuing nap time during bow time.

>>9501720
No offense, but I don't see you have my back as a good thing. I mean, what can you do with long nails like that and perfect skin? It's not really threatening.

>>9501744
>Subaru stands where he is and looks at what happened. He runs over to Tetsux4 and helps him out
What happened here? It looks like you had a bad fall or something. You should be careful next time!
>it seems as though Subaru forgot what went down over the past few minutes between the two

>>9501745
Me and my species...boy, you sound like you're off your rocker. You're a human too, you know. You look just like a girl from my high school, actually! She was like the idol of my school, you see. She got whatever she wanted when she wanted it.

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The refugees ate everywhere

>>9501639
>Aggron
The artist had great taste-
>Lucario
Nevermind.

>>9501836
everything*
I'm autistic

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>>9501808
>>9501749
>without realizing she's behind him, Subaru pulls something out from his tracksuit and begins fidgeting around

>>9501772
Hey, wait a moment! You never told me about joining a clan! What this crud about joining a clan I have no business being in!? This sounds like some blood sacrificing, and I'm not really into that sort of thing.

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>>9501836
...

>>9501715
I see. I'm not a millionaire, so I don't live anywhere fancy, if that's what you're asking. I live in a quiet town somewhere in Japan. Perhaps you've heard of it? Marie, have you ever heard of a town by the name of "Morioh"
>Kosaku scoffs, crossing his arms.
Or, rather, as some kids had named it, "Duwang".
>>9501729
(URRRRRGH, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS)

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>>9501836
I must say, for such a noisy pair, you seem to have a talent for music.
(Huh... these two remind me of the cartoons Patricia used to watch.)

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>>9501825
>"I think he's... dead? I honestly haven't bothered to check. He just passed out in the dessert and hasn't gotten up since."
>>9501836
>"Wait, I can't play guitar, that must mean-"
>Sam currently beings strumming the chords to "Stayin' Alive".
>"Sam! You're not dead! Thank God, I was starting to get bored."
Good to see you too, little buddy.

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>>9501825
I am uncertain if I should feel complimented or insulted by your remark. If you do not wish to believe me then that is your choice. I will not deny humans the rights of free will - the greatest gifts their minds give them.

Tell me more about this indivudual who I remind you off.

>>9501836
Your skills in instruments is to be commended. Perhaps one day we can perform in a duet. I believe I am sufficiently skilled with a piano for that purpose.

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>>9501873
(Goodo)

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>>9501805
I WHAT..?
...Oh. Sorry. It's a really bad habit of mine. Just kinda goes up when I get hyped up and doesn't go down. I'm actually banned from the library. Three of them in my town. Wait, four.

>>9501825
>He coughs for a long while, trying to get his windpipe back to normal shape with deep breaths. Eventually, though, he recovers enough to look up at the guy. Initially, his face is one of frustration, but it quickly shifts to a smirk as he accepts his help up from the ground. He stands and pops his neck, looking back at the Tetsu-shaped indent in the wall where he'd made an impact.
You...
>Another cough.
You really.. Man.. You really did a number on me. That was badass. How'd you pull that off?

>>9501843
>In his defense it was a meme where his rival had a Lucario and there's a running joke where him and his rival keep doing the same shit as each other on accident so it was only fitting that he'd have one too

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The game suddenly went bloody!

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>>9501891
The odds are in my favor. I will be victorious!
>Lady Bow somehow holds the pistol to the side of her head and pulls the trigger.

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>>9501891
Well, that was an incredibly ironic day for us.
>"Who would have known the Bee Gees would have heard us playing their music without their permission?"
I'm just wondering who bailed us out.
>"Either somebody stupid or desperate. Or both."

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>>9501883
A reasonable approach and not uncommon among your kind. Aslong it does not compensate for your survival rate, you should do as you please.

A library? Do they still exists even with the world rapidly relying on electronics for their literature?

>>9501891
>As brutal as her methods are, she sleeps equally graceful. The messy room and rubbish around her not disturbing her. She is ''dreaming'' in her own way.

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THE FEAAAAAAAAAST

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>>9501891
>>9501928
I...may have lied. Just a bit. Oh, dear.

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>>9501876
And you'll just leave him there? What kind of a friend are you? You do realize you could have saved him if you acted in time, but instead, you're bowing to me. I wonder about the priorities you guys have.

>>9501877
Uh, okay. Her name was Haruna. She had the whole hime cut and everything. Usually, I'm against it unless it's at 2D girl, but she wore it right. Her eyes were this weird crystallized white color. which is suspect were contacts. Still, they fit her, and despite how weird it is, other people liked her for it. She was by no means your typical idea, she was more of a...novalty. Yeah, and you remind me of her, at least from the first impression.

>>9501883
What are you talking about? I didn't do anything to you, weirdo. Don't try and place blame on me for something I didn't do. You're trying to sue the wrong guy. The only things I have are pizza coupons and a couple yen.

>>9501891
...
>he rolls over and notices her leaving slyly
What do you think you're doing in my bed.

>>9501873
>>9501881
So you are a foreigner after all... that would explain why you've never heard of the Skull Heart.
I'm afraid I've never heard of either Morioh or the country of Japan. Please continue.
>>9501891
>>9501928
After what I just did, I think I won't need any food for a while...

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>>9501922
Yeah, I don't know why we need four in our town, though. I guess people just go there for the wifi nowadays. They'll probably run out of business soon. I think the last time I used a book was for a paperweight. No, no, wait! It was that one time I set my drink on one so that I wouldn't stain Kendo's furniture.
What d'you mean by survival rate? My survival rate's "high as heck," if that's what you're wondering.

>>9501933
...Yoooo.. Are you like, fuckin'.. Do you have an amnesia power? Like a split personality Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde kinda deal? And your alternate personality is super strong or something? No way dude, that's totally it, isn't it?

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>>9501758
So what are two guys like you doing out here?

>He points to Sam
And why is he dressed like a 50s noir detective?

>>9501825
>Ash sighs
So you forgot that too, huh?
Ok, let me show you a trick, give me something. Anything.

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>>9501942
>damn.

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>>9501738
>>9501775
No thanks be necessary. But thine praise of yours truly is much appreciated.
>>9501790
We shall rid the world of this evil, hunter. I now must do mine mandatory meditation. Fare thee well.
>>9501857
Ye doth not pay attention to me! I shall find better students than ye! Good bye!
>>9501928
Before I leave, I thanketh thee for providing this match. And I praise whoever may be victorious.

>The ninja then jumps onto a nearby camel, taking off very slowly into a random direction.
Fare thee well!

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It appears that nothing will ever stop Kongou

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>>9501807
>the hunter turns around to leave, quickly getting out of sight with no trace he was ever there save for a few footprints
>>9501952
I must also take my leave. Stay safe, Yoshimitsu

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>>9501952
Thanks for playing too

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>>9501933
Haruna...

>She takes a moment to herself. She knows a Haruna and there is a strange feeling of desire within her. A desire that Haruna is safe out there.

Haruna is the name of one of my three sisters. I have not seen her in years. I expect her to be out there, making her own place where she fits in the new order if the world.

>A single, silver coloured tear trolls down her cheek, betraying how exactly she feels at the moment. She doesn't notice it however.

I already recommend you to sanitize your room more often. You may or may not cause ilness upon yourself.

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>>9501960
WHAT AN IDIOT, HE LEFT PLAIN-AS-DAY FOOTPRINTS RIGHT THERE, HE SHOULDN'T HAVE WORN SUCH HEAVY GEAR.
>Tetsutetsu takes off to follow the footprints, but quickly falls off the trail and somehow starts following deer tracks.

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>>9501942
I'm not sure that anyone would know what a Skull Heart is, though maybe it would benefit me to see if anyone does know about it... Very well, then.
Japan is a mountainous country, famous for its landscape and culture. North of the capital, Tokyo, you might be able to see Morioh. It's quirky, yet ultimately rather tranquil and great to live in. Do you have any questions?

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>>9501943
What happens to prey if a predator hears them? You seem like a capable human being. You can figure out this issue. What library in the world has the largest collection of data? I should attend it one day.

>>9501956
Someone stronger than me will stop me as it should be. If none of them are capable..then victory is mine.

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>>9501943
You're starting to freak me out now. You really must have done a number on your noggin if you think I've got any sort of powers. I'm just on my way back to...
>he looks around and notices he's not in tokyo
WH-WHERE AM I!?

>>9501948
>frantic, Subaru looks at the man saying he wants to show Subaru something
Uh...wh-who are you, and why are you dressed like that? Am I in some sort of fashion show? I don't even think the part of Tokyo I live in has a fashion show.

>>9501952
Er...
>he ways to the armored man
Bye, stranger. I don't know why you had to yell at me...

>>9501956
I'm not sure who or what you are, but you crossed the line! I don't even know where your fingers have been!

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I hate goats
>Kamina

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OUR WINNER

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>>9501928
I don't think I could ever eat again after what they fed us in jail.
>"Speak for yourself Sam, that was the best grub I've ever had the pleasure in tasting!"
Max sometimes you dip Cockroaches in peanut butter and serve them with a Rat Burger.
>"You just don't appreciate the culinary arts, Sam."
>>9501933
>Relax, he's not dead."
Plus, I wouldn't want Max to do anything to my unconscious body. One time I got into a coma and woke up to see Sam attempting to cut me open and use my carcas for warmth.
>"What? I saw those Rebels on Both try it and it worked!"
>>9501948
>"That's because he IS a 50's Nior Detective."
Well, something along those lines anyways.
We're Freelance Police.
>>9501956
>"Man, who would have thought women would be so damn strong?"
I guess those Social Rights Activists were right all along, women really can do anything and sexual dimorphism is a load of nonsense.

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>>9502011
How interesting...HE ended up behind me, only to fall short. I shall watch him closely in the future.

>>9502010
But I don't
>rubs hands

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CONGRATS

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>>9501956
>>9502000
How foolish of me, letting the heat of the moment get to me and fighting for information I can't even comprehend...
Perhaps you did deserve to win.
>>9501993
Strange... I've never heard of such a country.
(Could it be?)
Just a few more questions. Have you evre heard of the Canopy Kingdom? The country of Rommelgrad? Or the Grand War?

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THANKS FOR PLAYING

Your wincard will arrive someday

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>>9501972
>Subaru blankly stares at the gothic lady that stands right in front of him. He has no clue how or why she's here, what she's talking about, or how he got there. Everything from before is a blur now
Hey...are we dating? I never thought I'd find someone like...
>he looks her up and down
Like you. This is kind of weird. I'm dreaming, aren't I?

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>>9502022
Oh, congratulations, dear!

>>9502031
Thank you ever so much for this!

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>>9502000
I don't know much about libraries. I don't read books. Just google it. I'm more interested in that first thing you said. Why would I want somebody not to hear me? What makes you think I'm the prey? 'Cause in my eyes, I'm a total preDATOR, AND I'M JUST WAITING FOR MY PREY TO HEAR ME AND COME RUNNING TO GET A FACEFUL OF FIST. STEEL FIST. THAT HURTS EVEN MORE THAN NORMAL FIST, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE GONNA ASK NEXT.

>>9502007
YO, THAT TOTALLY IS WHAT IT IS, ISN'T IT? THAT'S THE COOLEST QUIRK I'VE EVER SEEN BESIDES MINE. HOW OFTEN DO YOU PASS OUT AND NOT KNOW WHERE YOU WERE? HAVE YOU EVER WOKEN UP IN A RANDOM BEDROOM? TELL ME SOME STORIES, MAN. I GOTTA HEAR ABOUT THIS.

>>9502031
WAIT, I THOUGHT I WON.

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>>9502022
>>9502031
Well, congratulations to the lady to killed us both in cold blood.
>"But we're not reptiles Sam."
Shut up, Max.
Thank your for hosting Host.
>"For a damn Frenchie you're not half-bad."

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>>9502011
>Subaru falls, and a bunch of swearing is involved until he smacks his body against the ground, killing him on impact. The blood drains from his lifeless body

>>9502013
>the man looks at Sam, and then max, and then Sam again, unable to comprehend what he's looking at
Sh-shouldn't you guys...I don't know, be pets? Who put you in a suit, and who gave you razor sharp teeth? More importantly, why are you bowing?

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>>9502022
Congratulations.
It seems you did deserve to win.
>>9502031
Thank you very much for the opportunity.

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>>9502029
>Kosaku pauses, thinking over her questions carefully. "They don't sound familiar in the slightest! Why would she need to know about that? She could be more foreign than I am..."
I'm afraid not. Though I haven't heard of the first two, I do know about the "Great War" if that's what you're referring to. World War One?
>>9502031
Thank you.

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>>9502022
Congratulations, gf. I somehow got a strong one!

>>9502031
Thanks for whatever this was, host. It was great, I guess?

>>9502049
I honestly have no idea what you're talking about, and you're REALLY starting to freak me out! Who the hell are you and why are you talking to me like we've met before!? I-I'm still somewhat in a daze, guy. I don't know where I am or who these people are, and it's frightening! Hell, even your teeth and weird silver skin is enough to make me wanna run away!

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>>9502034
We are in a woodland area. I found you mumbling and delusional beneath this tree. You have severe head trauma.

And as far I am aware, we are not courting. You are not a suitable subject until I know your true strength.

>>9502049
You specialize in melee combat then. You could have all the foritutde of one thousand adult males. ll it takes is a decivise blow with enough force and you find yourself defeated and at the mercy of your attacker.


And the rest of you. You have my gratitude of acknowleging my victory. This was an enjoyable way to spend my time.

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>>9502090
Jeez, you could have just said no. You won't get anything special from me. I'm nothing but a shut-in, or used to be. I might as well be ground beef in this place.

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>>9502057
>"Wait, who said we were bowing?"
Best not to worry too much about the fact that we're anthropomorphic, it's just going to lead to more answers that we can't answer because our series had never properly explained it.
>"Let's just say we're mutations and leave it at that."
By the way, I'm Sam, and this crazy little rabbit is my partner, Max.
We're the Freelance Police.
>"Ugh, do we really have to give our entire backstory every time we meet a new face? It's pretty exhausting."
We have to Max, because much to your surprise, we're not a household name around here.
>"Well, that explains why we're so incredibly busy niche."

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>>9502084
YOU JUST THREW ME ACROSS THIS WHOLE ROOM WITH YOUR WEIRD ALTER EGO POWERS, IT WAS CRAZY.
>He points towards the hole he made in the wall, and then motions around to the rest of the room, mostly empty.
DO YOU EVEN SEE ANYONE ELSE AROUND HERE THAT COULD'VE DONE IT? AND I DIDN'T EVEN TRIP THIS TIME, SO IT WASN'T ME, EITHER. WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER EVEN MEETING ME? THAT'S KINDA PISSIN' ME OFF. YOU TOLD ME YOUR NAME WAS VOLKSWAGON.

>>9502090
THEN I'LL HAVE THE FORTUNE-ITUDE OF A THOUSAND AND ONE, OR TWO THOUSAND, OR INFINITE. WHY WOULD I STOP AT A THOUSAND? IDIOT. I'D JUST BLOCK THE DECISIVE BLOW ANYWAY. NOBODY'S GONNA DECIDE WHERE I TAKE MY BLOWS BUT ME, GOT IT?

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>>9502100
You have to be a bovine creature to be ground beef. I am certain that consumption of human meat is banned in virtually all regions of the world.

>>9502112
You do not understand. Perhaps I overestimated your intelligence. If not survival but pompous theatre is not your main concern then I am wasting my efforts.

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>>9502109
I think I get it! You guys are real life Dis*** characters!
>he grabs Sam's head and tries to twist it off
I guess this means I'm at Dis*** Land! Haha, I've always wanted to visit this place. I guess this Same and Max show is only an American this because these things are completely alien to me. A dog that wears a suit but doesn't wear shoes is just too weird for Japan!

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>>9502007
I told you already! You know what, forget it.
>Ash snaps his hands and a wild green flame appears on his finger tips.
See? And you don't have a problem with the way I dress do you?
>His hand is soon engulfed with flames
Cause that would be very rude to diss your friend.

>>9502013
What do you mean by freelance? And why do I have a feeling that Sam there has a very weird view of justice? Like an eye for two eyes or something, not that I'm complaining of course.

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>>9502075
"One"? Have there been more wars than one?
...this leaves no doubt. You are either from a very remote country, or...

While on this place, I've seen creatures and technology no science book I've ever read. I've seen people with clothing of varied ages and heard them talk about nonexistent places.
Folktales told us stories about mirror worlds and parallel realities. I always assumed them to be mere stories, but could it be possible that I'm in one of such places?

I must get going. Apologies for cutting our conversation short. Good night.
>I really need some sleep.
>thanks for rping and sorry if I got too autistic.
>nighto.

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>>9502126
I DON'T NEED TO SURVIVE IF I JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE THAT COULD STOP ME FROM SURVIVING. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT DOESN'T GET IT. YOU THINK A HERO IN TRAINING WOULD PASS UP AN OPPORTUNITY TO FIGHT A VILLAIN? NOT A CHANCE. THAT'S SOME VALUABLE FIGHT EXPERIENCE I'D BE MISSING OUT ON. HOW ELSE WOULD I GET STRONGER? OBVIOUSLY YOU JUST DON'T GET WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A HERO.

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>>9502112
>Subaru looks at the wall and then looks back at Tetsux4 and holds in a much-deserved outcry of laughter
Yeah, me, a normal shut-in doing something like that. What kind of stuff are you on, kid? It's obvious you're hallucinating to the point where you're throwing yourself against walls.
>he couldn't hold it in any longer and completely loses it
Volkswagon!? Hahaha! Where did you get that--
>but then he realized Volkswagon is close to Subaru, and that maybe Tetsux4 really meant Subaru instead of Volkswagon
How...do you know my name? Are you following me? Are you one of those brother shamus people I've heard about?

>>9502126
Well isn't that cute. Sass and and know-it-all attitude.
Can you please get to the point? Why am I standing here with you when I should be at home? I'd say this is like one of those games where I get transferred to a new realm and you're the love interest I meet, but when I say it out loud it sounds really lame.

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I don't think I can take much more surprises. I'm going to go find my way home. If any of you people think you'll get anything from attacking me while I'm searching, you're dead wrong. I've got nothing of value on me! Buh-bye!

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>>9502135
(You're welcome, m80. It was really nice and comfy, and I wouldn't mind doing it again if you wanted to
And it wasn't autistic at all, by the by. Ciao, friend)
Japan is famous for being remote, but we have some knowledge about the world. Indeed, this place is very bizarre, but I doubt that you and I are from the same "universe"... Right? It's strange to think otherwise.
>Kosaku nods, raising his hand to signify goodwill. "What a sweet person. Goodness, I wonder why she had been given such a horrible fate."
It's fine, Marie. I would have ran away if I was given such a revelation as well. Next time we meet, we'll clear up any misunderstandings we have. Farewell.
>On that note, Kosaku begins walking away, singing a tune to himself. "I wonder if we a r e n ' t from the same 'universe'. I haven't heard of what she was talking about before, but I do assume that it's just names for something else. I'll see next time."
><=To=Be=Continued====

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>>9502168
How should I be informed of this? I am not your guardian nor am I related to you by blood. You are also complete incapable of connecting to the JTN. Therefore I cannot accurately read your motives.

Enough of that. Why are your talking about ''love interest''? Am I expected to let you court me=

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>>9502130
>"Sam, why can't this gut say Disney without being censored?"
I'm not entirely sure, little buddy.
>"I would make a Disney buying Lucas, and being previously owed by Lucasarts, but I just can't seem to come up with anything."
Sam here, little buddy.
Also, it's "Sam". There's no "e" in that.
>>9502132
"Freelance" as in, "we can basically cause as much mayhem and destruction as we want, so long as we ultimately solve the cases we're given.
>"All the benefits of being the long arm of the law, without the hassle of the law! Apply today! Freelance Police(tm)!"

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>>9502168
DUDE, YOU'RE MAKIN' ME MAD WITH THIS DUMB QUIRK OF YOURS, IF YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER ANYTHING THEN HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO TELL PEOPLE STORIES ABOUT THE VILLAINS YOU'VE BEATEN? WHO'S EVER HEARD OF AN ACCIDENTAL SUPERHERO? NOBODY, THAT'S WHO. NOW LISTEN, MY GRAMMA USED TO BORROW MY DS TO PLAY THOSE BRAIN GAMES THAT'RE SUPPOSED TO HELP WITH MEMORY, AND I COULD LEND ONE OF THOSE TO YOU TO HELP WITH YOUR MEMORY, BUT IT'LL COST YOU TWENTY BUCKS, AND IF YOU STEAL IT I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, I NEED IT TO PLAY M-
>>9502182
DON'T JUST LEAVE WHEN I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE!
>He's already gone
....

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>>9502143
Why would I want to be a hero? Mankind is wary of my prsence alone. They would not trust my motives if I informed them of the fact that I would fight for their cause.

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>>9502194
And who polices the Freelance Police?

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I suppose I will take this lull in active to announce my leave for the night. Toodle-oo, everyone! Do not worry, for I'll be back tomorrow!

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>>9502211
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE A HERO? THAT'S A STUPID QUESTION. WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO BE A HERO? YOU GET TO SAVE PEOPLE FROM VILLAINS AND HAVE KIDS LOOK UP TO YOU AND WANT TO BE LIKE YOU. PEOPLE PRAISE YOU AND YOU GET TO SEE THE HAPPY SMILES OF THE PEOPLE YOU PROTECT EVERY SINGLE DAY WHEN YOU DRIVE DOWN THE STREET. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A HERO YOU'RE CRAZY. IF YOU DON'T AT LEAST HAVE FAMILY YOU WANNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A COUPLE OF VILLAINS FOR THEN I DUNNO WHAT TO TELL YOU, LADY.

>>9502228
OH MY GOD, THIS PLACE REALLY WAS HAUNTED.

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>>9502230
How does saving humans who cannot be saved by their own kinds benefit me? I feel no connection to them at all barring a single individual. If they do not care about me, why should I?

You really do not understand the nature of someone who was created as a weapon. To blindly follow orders as a puppet.

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>>9502228
Farewell.... uhm, ma'am?

And as for the rest of you, good morning.

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>>9502214
>"The U.S. Government."
Wait, aren't you still the president.
>"No, some insufferable jerk-wad is in now."
Oh, yeah, right.
>"Sam?"
What Max?
>"Who exactly IS in office again?"
You know, I have no idea, little buddy.
>"And it's better that way."

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>>9502245
THAT'S STUPID, TOO. WHO CARES ABOUT NATURE? NATURE SUCKS, WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO CAMPING WHEN I COULD BE SAVING THE CITY FROM A GIANT VILLAIN OR SOMETHING? YOU DON'T FIND HEROES IN NATURE SLACKING OFF, HEROES GO TO THE FIGHT AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY'RE SAFE AT NIGHT. IF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE YOU, THAT JUST MEANS YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH, OR BADASS ENOUGH, OR STRONG ENOUGH, SO YOU NEED TO GET BETTER. OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T THINK ENOUGH IF YOU'RE ASKING SOMETHING LIKE THAT. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW ORDERS ARE SHEEP, NOT PUPPETS. I DON'T SEE ANY STRINGS ON YOU. WHY WOULD YOU RATHER BE A SHEEP THAN A HERO? THAT'S JUST DUMB.

>>9502250
HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHEN THE NEXT FIGHT IS?

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>>9502270
I am growing tired if oyu, loud individual. I will speak clearly then. I do not care in particular about the human race as a whole. If they are cooperative and aid me in my own machination, I will see to it that they will receive their share. If they hinder me then their lives are forfeit.

In my entire existence, I helped humanity twice. Once out of my own accord and once indirectly. I consider my debt to them paid.

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>>9502251
Whoa whoa, did Max just say he was....president? Ok, where's the punchline to thay joke?

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>>9502291
WHY'RE YOU ONLY DOIN' THINGS JUST BECAUSE THEY HELP YOU OUT? I'M NO ROCKET SCIENTIST, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S THE DEFINITION OF BEING A TOTAL BITCH. YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET PEOPLE LIKING YOU THAT WAY. SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE MORE OF A VILLAIN THAN A HERO, LADY. AM I GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT? BECAUSE I TOTALLY WILL.

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>>9502270
>Akatsuki contorts a visible expression of annoyance and discomfort as a result of the lad yelling flat on his face.

No and could you, not... yell... so early in the morning please?

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>>9502316
Oh. Yeah. Sorry.
...Wanna fight?

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>>9502296
Well, it's a long story, but ultimately Max won the Presidential election against the living Lincoln Memorial.
>"It would make way more sense if you were there."
I took part in it directly and it still barely makes any sense to me.

Anyways, we have to be heading off now. It's getting late, and we have important things to do tomorrow.
>"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! No we don't, Sam."

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>>9502315
You would deny me my right to express my own free will just because I don't match your vision of the world? I neither aid nor harm humans willingly. Senseless effort or destruction is the act of a fool

Are you calling me a fool, creature?

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>>9502320
I beg your pardon? Fight? I'll have to decline from that offer, but one cannot hope to fight on an empty... sto--... something or other.

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>>9502325
Not surprising, it's American politics afterall. Au revoir!

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Hello where are the cute anime girls

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>>9502351
YEAH, I AM. I ALREADY DID, ACTUALLY. WHY WOULD YOU JUST LET YOUR STRENGTH GO TO WASTE INSTEAD OF FIGHTING FOR A SIDE? AT LEAST IF YOU WERE A VILLAIN I COULD LEARN SOMETHING FROM FIGHTING YOU, BUT YOU'RE JUST SITTING AROUND NOT HELPING ANYBODY DO ANYTHING. YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH A ROCK EXCEPT WITH EYES AND ARMS AND LEGS AND SOME OTHER THINGS. YOU'RE NOT JUST A ROCK, YOU'RE A ROCK AND A SHEEP. SELFISH BRATS LIKE YOU PISS ME OFF. YOU EVEN A LITTLE BIT GRATEFUL TO YOUR PARENTS AND FRIENDS? IF YOU WERE, YOU'D BE OUT THERE FIGHTING FOR EM.

>>9502362
THAT REMINDS ME, IS THERE ANYWHERE TO EAT CLOSEBY? I'M STARVING, MAN. I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE YESTERDAY. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU CAME FROM A MILITARY BASE OR SOMETHING, DO YOU HAVE ANY RATIONS ON YOU?

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>>9502397
Is it really wasting my strength if the uninformed masses not even comprehend the scale of what I'm after? Regardless. You raise excellent points. Perhaps I would've offered my aid to humanity a long time ago if I was known with how to start.

I will tell you this now: For long i was humanity's enemy. Why would they have any reason to suddenly accept my aid? I am sure you see the problem here.

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>>9502390
I killed them all
Every single one

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>>9502390

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>>9502390
Buy something from my restaurant and we'll talk.

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>>9502397
>Akatsuki sneers in discomfort.

Nothing that I'm aware of, and no, I don't have any rations "on me". I wish. Is there an explicit reason for you to yell this out?

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>>9502459
N-no! Where are the corpses as proof?
>>9502460
Eww...
>>>9502390 (You)
How much does a McDouble cost?

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>>9502470
>Eww...

Oh....

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>>9502437
YES, IT IS, IDIOT. THEY'D HAVE A TON OF REASONS TO ACCEPT YOU. FIRST, IF YOU'RE BADASS LIKE I AM, PEOPLE'LL LOVE YOU RIGHT AWAY. SECOND, IF YOU SAVE PLENTY OF PEOPLE, THOSE FAMILIES WILL START TALKING ABOUT YOU, AND YOU'LL START TO GET MORE POPULAR AND START TO GET MORE WORK. AND THIRD, YOU'RE HOT, SO BIG COMPANIES WOULD PROBABLY PUT YOU UP ON BILLBOARDS AND MAGAZINES, AND YOUNG GIRLS WOULD LOVE YOU AND WANT TO BE LIKE YOU. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT HEROES MAKE FRIENDS QUICK. PEOPLE RESPECT HEROES, AND EVERYONE WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH THEM. IF YOUR PROBLEM IS HAVING NOBODY THAT LIKES YOU, THEN YOU'VE JUST GOTTA KICK ASS UNTIL PEOPLE FLIP THE TABLES AND ARE BEGGING YOU TO LIKE THEM INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

>>9502468
AM I DOING IT AGAIN?
Oh, whoops. Am I doing it again? Sorry. It's a habit. Just tell me if I start doing it again and I'll stop. I usually don't pass any of mY STEALTH MISSIONS. I'M STILL WORKING ON IT.

>>9502466
Go to bed.

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>>9502487
So what if you are right and I could stop humanity to fear me as a whole. How and where should I start? I will admit that being seen as equals to humans has interested me for quite a long period of time.

But there is still one thing I need to ask you, you mentioned that I am hot - Is my core temperature rising? I do not feel as if my systems are overloaded.

>>9502498
You can't tell me what to do mom.

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>>9502476
Not cute and not a girl!

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>>9502498
>I can't sleep..
>>9502504
>Unless you're Garry you aren't me.

>>9502504
but...

I AM YOUR DAD

>>9502512
Kaito is Garry?

CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

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>>9502487
You just... did it again. My patience runs so quick, since I'm hungry. Have you no restraint to vocally express yourself in a mild-mannered way?

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>>9499639
Say hi

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>>9502519
>Kek, no, but I like that meme.