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>>9465707
If it's the one I'm thinking of, they're trash anyway. They used to fawn over Canis's dog dick too, so if that's what you're after then by all means, anon.

Post cards!

>>9465718
I was reading it as it was going on, really good stuff and a fun read.

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>>9465622
Your Goddess had stuff to do during the day, anon.
I'm sorry I couldn't attend to the weekly blessing day. But I promise to come back during the week!

>>9465611
M-mee? W-why?! What's wrong with Goddess Hestia?

>>9465746
HESTIA
BRESTIA
BESTIA

Marked, bitch.

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>>9465734
Might be, I dunno. I was gonna mention how her RP seemed really shoddy, but I figured people would just call me salty for not having the option to play with her.

>>9465731
Owain plays Tristana in the threads, but there's a Tristana on Discord that lusts over his cock like it's manna from heaven.

>>9465746
Aw that's okay Hestia. I am surprised how I am able to summon you like that, though. I'll keep an eye out, then. I hope you had an efficient day, then. It's good to see you.

>>9465757
Like I said, you're not missing anything. I knew them from when they first joined the server way back when, and I'm sure they haven't improved whatsoever since then. Them drooling over dog dick also put a pretty big dampener on my desire to play with them, anyway.

Who will save HG?

>>9465768
>HG
Oops I'm tired.
I meant ERP

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>>9465687
>You search the room and find a few odd misplaced tools, these are your fathers. What are they doing down here, next to them, oh god there is a scalpel with fresh blood. What is this room? You turn around as a loud banging is heard, the door behind you has slammed close and the path is now covered by a large figure, this thing is nothing but a dark entity and you can feel its evil intentions emanating off of it. Before you can react this thing man handles you and straps you onto this thing, within a swift movement you are slammed into the weird contraption and you are helpless, this is the end of your adventure as he spends hours torturing you. Who knows what could've been if you went down that path, maybe another option. Nice try Adventurer but you are done.
>>9465701
>Your feeble attempt is quite the failure as this thing as spotted you, it's body slowly crouching down meeting your gaze, it's blood red eyes only staring back at you as it reaches for you,whatever this creature is, it sure is stronger than you. In a matter of seconds you are hovering above the ground by your wrist, the face staring back at you, this face so familiar yet so feral. What was it doing down here and what was it? Was it ever human? All these questions flooding your head before this thing gives you a chilling smile, it's teeth so sharp and jagged, it's smile looking so broken before it opens it's jaws wide, almost unhinging. It bites down on your neck, it spends hours devouring your body, bad end once more.
You would've survived if you were to attack it and ran. Too late for you Anon.
(Thanks for playing, you both seem to be brave but too curious. Comments critiques or complaints?)

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>>9465777
( Awh heck. I knew I should have look for some weapons to attempt to defend myself with. That was fun though! Im loving all the spooky.)

>>9465746
That explains why this Sunday felt lacking.

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>>9465682
''Y-you... W-want to be mean to me?! U-ughh...''
>Listening to his orders to get back her eye-patch, General-sama does just as commanded. She unpuffs her cheeks and her eyes narrow a little. With a puppy expression on her face and her eyes slightly opening to let out her words, she speaks.
''Can you give me back my eye-patch, Anon-kun? P-pretty please...''
>After her words she keeps her puppy eyes. A tiny tear forms on the edge of her eyelid.

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>>9465730
Thanks! You guys have a cool vibe here.

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

>>9465791
(You would've met some other creature and eventually discovered some dark family secret. I'm happy I could entertain.)
>>9465802
(We're spooking it up tonight, in a few moments I'll try and have another CYOA if you'd like to have some spooks.)

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>>9465754
Anon a besto desto beto!

>>9465763
You'd be surprised, anon!
Maybe if you try to summon me again, maybe I'll respond again.
Again, sorry for not showing up today. It can't be helped sometimes.
It's good to see you too, anon.

>>9465795
Every Sunday is special. It doesn't have to be with me. But I get what you mean, anon. After finishing what I had to do, I dozed off and I couldn't attend to the members of the Hestia Familia. I-I am a responsible Goddess but I pass out from time to time.

>>9465799
>Anon looks on at her expectantly, furrowing his brow as he waits to get those words he was so eager to hear out of her. And finally, as she prepared herself and said it, he grinned sheepishly, ear to ear, and sighed, again victoriously.
Ahh...see? Was that so hard?
>He chuckles a little, bringing her patch back down and presenting it to her.
Here. You get to be the toughest, more vile villain ever conceived now. I'd do anything to have a cutie like you talk to me that waay all the time.

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>>9465814
Sounds interesting! I'll definitely stick atound for that, thanks!

>>9465819
Maybe...but I always feel bad trying to summon ava, since if they're not there, I figure its because they're busy, or not in the mood. I don't wanna be selfish, is all.

No need to apologize to me though. you deserve your rest.

Would you guys prefer some spooky adventure in the woods? or an attempt at a prison escape?
I want to try one final CYOA before I knock out.

I want to see Ariel's irl ass desu

>>9465839
Don't, they sent pics and it looks more like a man than anything. It's like Hank Hill as but somehow enlarged. Not even thick just wider and more spread out as if it was ironed.

>>9465837
Anon chooses to cuck kathleens husband and make him watch.

>>9465846
But that kind of sluttiness is hot desu

>>9465837
I bet a prison would be neat. I've not seen one quite like it before. Won't be able to join due to sleep but I wish you luck.

>>9465857
>Sluttiness
nah dude it seemed desperate rather than lewd. Almost like she wanted me to stay there. I noped the fuck out.

>>9465819
So much for a responsible Goddess, heh.
That's not true. Sundays aren't anything special for me, but having you around adds some spark to them. As much spark as you can get on a ERP thread anyway.

>>9465862
I'd just make her send me more shit then. Ask her if I can get her discord.

>>9465874
You go ask, she's probably still lurking the threads. I don't want a reason to talk to the psycho, especially to someone that thinks looks good but reminds you more of a land whale rather than a mermaid

>>9465883
She's Temmie, she's still here. Good luck getting her to admit to it, though.

>>9465888
She's one of the two, supposedly there were 3 but it was just her pretending after she got shit talked.

>>9465799
Do you have time for an elite soldier, or did I arrive too late?

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>>9465822
>She doesn't pay attention to his wide grin and quickly reaches forward to grab her patch. General-sama puts the patch on and ties the back of it on her head before standing up in front of him. The woman squats down and picks up her hat to put it back on her head and turns around to look at the man.
''C-cut it. I am the BlackGeneral-sama, not a cute fellow.''
>It seems like the blush on her cheeks hasn't disappear at all whatsoever.
''Next time let me keep my eye-patch...''
>She says rubbing her hands between her thighs.
''Now I... I have to go to our head-quarters and plan the next assault!
>General-sama turns around, her cape waving with the motion as she walks foward. On her way out of the scene, her hands are groping her eye-patch, thinking about what just happened and what she just said.

//It's pretty late and I have to do some stuff, Anon. I'll come back later or tomorrow.

My apologies to the ava that I was going to write the CYOA for. I'm actually way too tired. Goodnight to all of you, hopefully I'm back later.

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>>9465894
//Sorry, backflipper, I was just about to stop posting. I'll come back later, okay? The next time you see me, we'll do stuff.

>>9465909
(No prob. I was mostly tease-posting with General sama anyway. She's super cute, and you're pretty fun. Maybe I'll hit you up for actual lewds soon.)

>>9465915
night anon! have a good rest.

>>9465916
Yeah I saw, second I posted too, ha. No worries. I was really late today, anyway. I'll try again another time. You have a good rest.

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>>9465924
//Tease-posting, I see. Well, I don't mind. If you don't want to lewd and want to simply RP and tease, it's completely okay. We can do it whenever you want. It's pretty fun and I have a lot of fun. See you later.

>>9465932
//Mhmm! Thank you again for the last session we had. See you in a bit.

Anyone have that pic of Jinx in the leggings?

>>9465941
No prob at all, I'm excited for that sequel, whenever I can catch ya.

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>>9465832
And you deserve the blessing of Goddess, Hestia.
You see, I am here not only to talk with you. If you want to do something, I'm free.

If not then I can continue with my stuff.

>>9465865
H-hey! I'm responsible!
I'm glad to hear that. That's the sentiment I want to convey. B-but it seems like someone not only doesn't like me but they have a dread to play with Goddess Hestia! O-oh gosh.

Do we have someone playing a Monster Girl Encyclopedia Jabberwock?

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You silly Mon'Keigh will never get to claim my perfectly developed Eldar body~

>>9465960
Aww, well that's sweet. But I don't wanna pull you away from important things just to mess with some anons. If I had it my way I'd lewd Hestia everyday, after all. And that's simply unreasonable.

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>>9465980
Go be a virgin somewhere else.

>>9465980
>Hits you over the head with a lead pipe and drags your body down to 45th street, I hand it over to Deeno, ya know the guy with the weird accent and thick mustache. Well after that Deeno smuggles your carcass down to 2nd and bellview and he would give it off to Mikey, ya know Mikey the guy who does odd things which may or may not be gay. Well he prepares a good salami with your body and then we beat him to death for possible being gay

>>9465980
...you know, now that you bring it up I've never seen an Eldar naked before.
How hot is your species, anyway?

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>>9465995
>>9465991

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>>9465965
None that I've seen.

>>9465965
Not to my knowledge

>>9466006
>>9466007
Okay then.

>>9465960
Sure sure, I believe you.
Huh? Who wouldn't want to play with you, Hestia? You're sweet as apple pie.

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>>9465997
If by "hot" you mean beautiful beyond anything your females could ever dream to be, then very.

>>9466028
Uhuh...but all I'm seeing is a lot of talk, and not a lot of showing. I could claim to be the most handsome man of my species, but you wouldn't know that unless you saw for yourself, right?
>He crosses his arms.
So...? You gonna prove you got the goods you boast so highly about?

>>9466028
>Does the same thing as>>9465995
>but takes you to Fat Greg's musical chair emporium and makes a good mahogany seat out of your bones and wood.

>>9466028
I dunno, I've seen some very attractive human women.

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>>9465987
Don't worry about that, anon. Goddess Hestia is here to bless you. If you want to perform the ritual right now then I'd be able to oblige.

E-every day?! E-even a Goddess needs to rest, and your mortal body wont be able to keep up either.

>>9466025
It's their decision. But from that to be a dread are two different things. H-hehe...
Hey! You don't sound pretty convinced. I am responsible, and I've always been... M-maybe just a bit lazy every now and then.

Lurkers come out and play

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>>9466089
>blows bubbles

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>>9466089
Sleep is for the weak......

>>9466083
As much as I'd like to-and believe me, I really do-it's 7am and I haven't slept yet. I don't know if I'd be able to stay up and properly fuck my goddess raw into the evening.

And hey, just because you're right doesn't make me want it less. I think you'd make a pretty great cumdump honestly.

>>9466095
>pets the Guu

>>9466089
Hey, you got it right today.
>goes back to lurking. And by lurking he meant fapping to consensual non-violent non-furry straight porn with hand holding.

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>>9466083
(I will be along to see you for the ritual soon enough!)

>>9466083
Nice breasts.
>>9466114
(Are you a Hilbert or a Hilda?)

>>9466118
Lucas

>>9466124
I see.

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>>9466109
>she likes this

>>9466083
I see.. it sounds pretty complicated, so I won't pry.
Just every now and then, huh? Well don't worry so much about being that, you have something even better than responsibility. A great work ethic.

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Who are your six most favorite avas? Remember, five isn't enough and seven is too many.

>>9466148
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)

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>>9466089
>Emerges from the shadows.

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>>9466148
>enters thread
>sees this post

>>9466242
>>9466097
Do you two ever fucking sleep?

>>9466242
Go to sleep, Owain.

>>9466248
They're not human. Link is a filthy elf and Owain is a dirty monkey.

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Quiet in the library.

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>>9466248
>
>>9466252
(When the bed beckons me I shall go.)
(But for now I must continue to dick around in P5.)

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>>9466257
>

>>9466262
>shrugs before going back to looking at vanilla porn on one of the library's computers

>>9466263
Have fun.

Who's your favorite girl?

ASMR Eat to Ear Prison Rape with Smacking sounds

>>9466257
>Filthy Elf
What'd the fairy do to you Anon?

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>>9466279
(A three way tie between Takemi, Makoto and Futaba. Just an excellent cast in this game. Hard to choose.)

>>9466289
I know Link is a crossdressing faggot but do we have to call him names like "fairy"?

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>>9466295
>Not choosing best girl.
>>9466301
(Why must you hurt me so much?)

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>>9466307
(Motor waifu and quirky nerd are too much. I did romance Takemi first if that's any consolation.)

>>9466307
Do you really want to hurt me
Do you really want to make me cry

>>9466295
Good taste my dude.

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>>9466315
(None whatsoever. Best Girl will always be Takemi.)
>>9466330
(Don't sing culture club or I'll be forced to join in.)

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>>9466103
Okay. okay. It's pretty late on my end too, 4am. Perhaps I should lay down and finally show up with energy this day or tomorrow.

Heh... Thank you anon. But I am not a cumdump! It's a sacred ritual done between Goddesses and their folllowers. Hmhp!

>>9466114
Mhmm. I'd love to perform a ritual with you. See youu.

>>9466118
My breastias? Here!

>>9466135
Well, as a Goddess I must have great work ethic. Otherwise my followers wont want to stay by my side. But I do it effortlessly because this is how I am.
Now, I guess I'll go and lay down a bit. I'll come back in a few, or simply during the week, promise!
>Hestia smoochu anon's chest because she can't reach up to his face and like a penguin walks out of the scene.

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>>9466336
(Same to you my guy.)
>>9466349
(I humbly disagree. Mostly because Makoto's smart girl aesthetic and Futaba's neckbeard in a cute girl's body is top tier. Also Futaba's buffs/heals during fights is more helpful than Takemi besides SP adhesives.)

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>>9466354
I'm looking forward to it goddess, perhaps this time we can go for it in an even more intimate way!

>>9466354
Good to see you agree, at least. Get some rest, Hestia, I'll see if I can't find you when I have free time during the week.
And oh don't worry, I know all about all of that. Banon wants to pay another visit anyway, to remind her of their last chat.
For now, though. Sleep well.

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>>9466359
(Yeah.....well.......goth girls......god dammit Owain just let me have this one victory.)

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>>9466384
>Gives the victory crystal of patrician taste.
(You've done it. Victory is yours. Now go be a cute and keep draining people dry/draining yourself dry inside of people.)

new thread
>>>/vg/177482876
>>>/vg/177482876
>>>/vg/177482876
>>>/vg/177482876

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>>9466398
(Third time today I've been told I have patrician tastes, three times too many. You will rue the day you disagreed with me sir, now I bid you a due. And I am not cute, I am rugged and bad ass even as Link,)

What the hell does patrician taste even mean anyway?

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Is there anyone you'd really like to see played in the threads?

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>>9466408
(Basically a nobleman's taste, but for some reason most use it as an insult. Don't know why, even if it means the opposite.)

>>9466419
Definitely.

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>>9466407
>Link as rugged and badass
(Enjoying being reamed by fat cocks while crossdressing doesn't really fit with those words. But I digress. You are the victor and I shall concede this day to you.)
>>9466419
(Makoto or Sae.)

>Scout mains
obnoxious, egoistical, get upset upon losing

>Soldier mains
autistic, hate all medic mains, egoistical, get upset upon losing

>Pyro mains
mega-fandom-autistic, probably a horsefucker, jerks off to fempyro and links his "friends" all those le wacky cartoon porn images he swears he doesn't masturbate to himself, gets mad upon losing, shit at the game

>Demoman mains
Chill dudes, don't take no credit for anything despite carrying every game, objectively the highest skill out of all class mains, mastermind with tactics, funny dude

>Heavy mains
autistic, doesn't speak too much, no gamesense whatsoever, plays because it's fun, probably has good aim, doesn't get mad upon losing

>Engi mains
The definition of the word chill, mastermind tacticians, perfect gamesense, records studies every game he loses and wins thoroughly

>Medic mains
Ponyfucker, probably has a steam boyfriend, pretends to be a girl, pretty much the same as pyro mains but twice as autistic

>Sniper mains
Egoistical, pretty much the same as scout but more of a funny guy

>Spy mains
Pretty much the same as pyro mains but a little less autistic, doesn't belong to any fandom, pretends to be a famous youtuber and makes shitty sfm posters and tries to sell them for hats, usually third world country children

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>>9466419
Cathyl.

>>9466438
>Engi main but I legit hate everyone and ignore my team
I am not chill I just fucking hate your guts.

>>9466439
Don't we already have a few cows?

>>9466439
We already have Mattie

Is he just going to spam tf2 shitposting at us, now that summer's here?

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>>9466435
(You're one to talk, I've seen you handle more cock than a Rooster breeder. I'll leave that there, ttyl man.)

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>>9466419

>>9466455
>>9466457
No such thing as too many cows.

>>9466459
No, he's going to shit post Jinx aswell and try getting PAR to keep getting butthurt.

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>>9466419
Vanellope

>>9466469
Please no.......
Oh god I can imagine all the bans already.

>>9466473
Cropping is a wonderful thing, anon.

>>9466469
Prepare the Ban Hammer.

>>9466469
I can't get over her name. It sounds odd.

>>9466466
I think it's funny that he'd try turning PAR against us out of anyone. They're the most disliked group on this board.

>>9466481
It's cute tho

>>9466482
I still think it's funny that he's shit posting Jinx because she's dating Rance.

>>9466494
Hi generic cuties

>>9466495
>dating rance
Why does the person keep changing every day?

>>9466495
I'm a little lost here. Is this Paul's doing or is it a new Paul.

>>9466501
It's a whore thing.

>>9466501
Because someone from the Discord claimed it was MootAnon as a joke and Rance is the only option that Anon's can think of even though anyone in the Discord can give it an educated guess and get it right. Just let them think it's Rance.
>>9466506
It's Paul. Someone asked Jinx if she was dating someone from ERP and when that Anon threw a shit fit Paul came in to white knight her. She ignored him so he's been shit posting at her for 3 days now.

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>>9466515
>>9466501
Romantic relationships forged through ERP stand even less of a chance of success than your standard online relationship. It's also just really stupid to be bringing this shit up in threads; Nobody cares but the people who treat this place like TMZ.

>>9466515
Thanks, Anon. I've been sick off and on this past week so I haven't been here too much.

>>9466522
Agreed, I just like to answer the Anon's questions. I really should stop, I'm basically perpetuating the constant shit posting by being the historian of ERP so I really need to fuck off which I will do now.
>>9466524
No problem, I tend to keep track of dumb shit like this. Just keeps me entertained on slow days, I keep to dead hours just so the active hours aren't flooded with more shit.

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>PAR has some fag who RPs as himself.
Oh christ what the fuck

>>9466544
Standard fare for pokeautism

>>9466544
What? Link it faggot.

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>>9466545
I mean there is autism and then there is that

>>9466544
He tried to come on here earlier and people claimed it was Chat, it was just that faggot Olie.
He then threw a shit fit and people claimed that was Paul.

What's PAR?

>>9466555
NepGear Ava WHEN?

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>>9466555
>>9466545
>>9466544
>felt bad for fucking around in their thread when all of that shit was happening
I guess I don't feel so bad about it, now.

>>9466564
We've had a few of them but none in the past six months, give or take.

>>9466561
Pokemon Are Real
It's like ERP's autistic cousin that you can't take out anywhere because they'll do some really fucking retarded shit. Basically they pick up characters and insert them into Pokemon world and lore and rp some very dumb shit, like I've seen dumb shit here but PAR is on a whole fucking nother level.

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>>9466544
Never forget Anon, just how dark the depths of this hobby can reach

>>9466572
You forgot to mention that Lore is part of it

>>9466577
Most of our autists come from PAR, hell even TLHG hate PAR. They're the only thread that everyone agrees is shit.

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>>9466556
Oh. I get it now!
So, this Olie guy saw Nui posting in /erp/ and thought it would be a smart thing to post himself at her.
When mocked by /erp/, Olie got butthurt and started spamming!
It all makes sense now!

>>9466586
Sort of, see he came here and tried forcing himself into a meme RP but immediately got shit posted because people thought he was Chat. After he attempted to "Raid" us, he said not to fuck with PAR. So the connection was made and people realized it was Olie, they didn't mock him they mocked Chat. On the other hand he is PAR's version of Chat, autist with weird tendencies, but at least Chat fucks off every now and then.

Just in case you guys think Olie is an urban legend or an inside joke.
>>9461955
>>9457875

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>>9466611
I mocked him because he literally plays as himself.
Thats even worse than anything Chat has done.

>>9466611
Didn't he also RP as himself by posting his own picture?

>>9466617
Olie has done some Chat level kinks as himself.
>>9466619
That's the point......
refer to>>9466615

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>>9466626
>>9466619
>>9466617
>>9466615
>>9466611
>>9466586
>>9466572
>>9466556
will.. you.. shut... the.. fuck.. up..
i dont get pissed at people but jeasus christ
back off please its the internet and porn in a thread called /trash/ were people talk about shiting there pants and fucking dogs. and i get a little exited about some fun ass sonic RP i had and you sound like im the weirdest one here.

so chill ok? jeasus

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>>9466615
Holy shit thats some new level of autism

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>>9466615
I guess he really inserted himself into the RP.

>>9466634
>confusing Chat for Olie
Still funny, but you should remember that Olie is still more literate than Chat.

>>9466643
There's no confusion. Just making a comparison.

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Can we trade Chat for Olie?

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Happy Monday everyone.

Enjoy another week of debauchery and lust, you wonderful people you.

>>9466641
>BA-DUM-TSH

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S-so... I took a little nap and I... Ifthere'sanyonewhowantstoroleplayplsletmesuccorgetfuckedinthebuttorpussy, thank you.

>>9466650
No thanks, I lurk PAR every blue moon and he's apparently worse if not just as bad

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>>9466652
>beats you up
You're welcome

>>9466650
He doesn't even use his ava on thread anymore. It's not like he's hurting anyone.

>>9466650
Fuck no, at least chat provides entertainment to an extent. Ollie would scare off even more people than the cat faggot.

>>9466652
Good morning.
>gives a gyshal green

>>9466672
Who, Ollie or Chat? Because Ollie still uses himself.

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>>9466669
Carries the Guu off to bed with him.

>>9466658
No.
>Takes Breastia back to bed in her favorite position for sleeping

>>9466677
Chat, at least he's smart enough to stay anon.

>>9466677
So Ollie just plays with himself?

>>9466681
>No arrow
Well, time 2 die

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>>9466681
haha you missed your arrow
>sleeps on you

If only we'd found this boundless source of entertainment sooner.

>>9466658
>The newcomer is only able to pick out bits and pieces of what the girl says, his cheeks reddening ever so slightly before he approaches her. Swiveling around to the backside of Hestia the male wraps his arms around her waist, pulling her closer and prodding the tip of his erection against her backside. The warm morning wood fills out his pajama bottoms, the cloth draped over his inches and giving anyone who looks a decent show of his mast.
So you're the Hestia I've heard so much about? I had no idea you would open with such a lewd request.

>>9466683
Chat can be spotted a mile away though.
>>9466684
Yeah, he doesn't RP a lot, people at PAR hate him. He's a mix between Paul and Chat.

>>9466660
Bed time for biribiris

You are all lovely

You are all lonely

>>9466695
But can he really?
I mean all I've noticed is people getting called chat for making a mistake.

POST BUTTS!

>>9466704
>Grammatical errors up the ass, misspelling the most simple of words, weird requests, over thinks literally everything and gets butthurt over small things.
No he's pretty easy to spot.

>>9466697
>>9466702
Which one is it?

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>>9466696
I don't want to.
I want to keep watchjng Gekota on Netflix.

>>9466708
I can't do that. That's... lewd. And I have to go to school.

>>9466712
Also not to mention
>Will call anyone who says something bad about him a Owain/Owain orbiter

>>9466712
I mean you have a point there anon.
What if he suddenly changed, and became good at grammar and the like.

>>9466704
Any cute boys/twinks looking to get nomed?

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>>9466704
Chat has a pretty distinctive pattern of awful spelling, zero contractions, improper punctuation, weird fetishes, and taking everything super personally.

The reason people were calling VoRenamon "Chat" the other night was because she was doing the same thing he was doing, and could have easily been confused for him if she didn't post chatlogs between the two of them. Which is good, it shows people not to RP with her anymore. Acting like Chat is as bad as being Chat.

>>9466727
You'd still be a fucking weirdo, Chat.

>>9466716
Soooooo take your laptop/tablet to bed and fall asleep with it?

>>9466727
That would be like Paul going straight.

>>9466747
And sane.

>>9466716
Watch some Master of None my african-american amigo

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>>9466745
...
Wow, that's smart.

>>9466739
I do find it funny how you responded to both my posts, one calling me weird, while the other one you actualy give a logical awnser.

All because slightly diffrent syntax and wording
>ponders as he writes notes down in his notebook

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>>9466682
>She closes her eyes and sleeps comfortable for the rest of the day. What a good Goddess. Though her breastias may have a lot of tension.

>>9466738
Nomed?

>>9466760
I know, I surprise myself sometimes.

>>9466765
Using a big word for no reason other than to sound smart only adds to the flames Chat.

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>>9466693
>Hestia yelps upon feeling those invading hands wrapping around her waist, a bit worried about who it might be. She turns her face around to take a look at his face but when she does, the tip of his manhood prods on her backside. Only then she realized that she picked up the good bits of what she said.
M-mhmm. I am Goddess Hestia, head of the Hestia Familia. N-nice to meet you. O-open lewd request? No no no, you got it work. It's a sacred ritual called purification. Blessing if you want to call it that way. It's a special buff. It'll improve your stats by a ton! Wanna t-try it out?
>She waves her butt from side to side, teasing his erected rod.

>>9466765
You sound more and more like Lupin every day

I just want to get good enough at the whole grammar thing to play ami without getting flamed.

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>>9466765
You hid your power level pretty well in that first one. I would have easily mistaken you for somebody else if you'd left it there.

Immediately attempting to follow it up by asking hypothetically what Chat could do to hypothetically improve, from a purely hypothetical standpoint, was a dead giveaway. Especially since you fucked up your punctuation again.

People are quick to call "Chat" on anything resembling shitty spelling because they're afraid to ERP with you. They're being careful.

>>9466774
Just another word only Chat uses, like cv

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>>9466776
Wel, thanks a lot. Cya later.
>Kisses cheek.

>>9466758
I'l check it out.
>Kisses cheek and GTFOs.

>>9466793
Guy is making up words now? Wew...

>>9466803
>Pets the biribiri
Yeah, sleep well you cute.

>>9466771
>gently removes the sleeping goddess's panties and puts them on his head before leaving

>>9466792
Could always give me tips to improve.

>>9466771
...
>He resolves himself to flipping her back around, and massaging the Breastia's breastias, trying to release some of the boob tension.

>>9466807
More like, misspelling shit and claiming they're real words.

>>9466791
Might as well leave her up to someone else, Chat.

PAR here, please ignore the retard, he's not actually Ollie, he's a shitposting faggot that wants to ruin us.

>>9466832
He Ollie, didn't know the rumors of you being here were actually true. How'd getting turned down by Serena go?

>>9466818
Could you please just leave? I don't even hate you, I just wish you'd stop being here altogether. Go back to the caption porn threads, or /ntr/ or /ftt/ or whever, just anywhere but here.

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>>9466814
>Hestia is now sleeping without panties, with her slit exposed to the cold air! And it seems like anon has a new top tier hat. Even without panties Hestia keeps sleeping like an angel.

>>9466819
>She ends up on a more comfortable position. To his eyes at least. Breastia's bestias no longer have tension. Though Hestia seems a bit disturbed even in her dreams. Perhaps she loved the latter position instead of this one.

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>>9466818
Read a few books on how to write in proper English. You're a Britbong, I know you've got libraries where you can catch up on the queen's. I'm not joking. You've got a big problem with your writing. Seriously, practice that shit and don't come back until you can write at a seventh-grade level. If Owain can do it, you can do it. I know you hate the guy, but his writing is on par with a thirteen-year old's and it's still leagues ahead of yours.

Reel your fetishes in. Nobody wants to see ass musk or liquification in the thread. Keep that shit to Discord or F-List.

Two steps, easy enough.

I'm sure you'll find some way to ignore them both and carry on with your shit habits like you have in the past, though.

>>9466781
>The man continues to poke underneath Hestia's skirt with the tip of his turgid erection, the clear illustration of the swollen head clear through his pants. While he thinks of whether he wants to try it out he angles his thrust a bit lower, slipping between Hestia's supple thighs and gently pumping through them. His tender mast swells to full hardness almost immediately, the man giving her one last heated thrust through the plush prison of her thighs before pulling away. Striding over to a nearby chair he takes a seat and grasps the waistband of his pajamas, tugging them down his thighs and kicking them off of his feet. His throbbing slab of cock meat is pushed into the air, glistening with sweat and twitching in Hestia's direction. The man's cum packed nuts wait below, stuffed with fermenting warm seed just begging to be let out somewhere warm and wet. He gestures down towards his member and back at Hestia, a tired smile on his face.
Well if this will assist in raising my stats I don't see why not. Could you possibly purify me with your mouth?

>character that has immortality due to legendary blessing
>one of his characters whole team has immunity to psychic abilities because of another legend blessing
>gave a character a minor legendary pokemon(heatran) and justified it with "its in their backstory why they have it and a level 100 team"
>necrozma is a invincible legend that faints for like 2 minutes tops
>has a shiny L100 metagross that has padding to make it even more powerful
>It uses power moves! And they have the same accuracy as normal moves because he wants it to

>is massively heterophobic, every time the subject of vaginas or straight relationships came up he points out how much he hates and dislikes them
>self inserts that into his characters, he had one of his characters use magic to curse all straight relationships to fail and had another of his characters bleach his brain after seeing a female
>decided that pokemon can mega evolve through gay thoughts, but not straight
>turned legendary pokemon into literal Gods and he plays the three most 'powerful' legendary pokemon (dialga, palkia and Arceus) and has them just apear in front of people just by saying their names out loud
>in fact he plays like half of the most powerful characters, he has like 10+ maybe even close to 20 characters and almost all of them are among the most powerful characters in the whole RP with the less powerful ones being basically nonexistent in the RP and only being kept around so that he can say "no, I don't only use power fantasy characters"
>decided to rename an entire pokemon species in the RP to fit his headcanon (sylvally into type: full)
>Nerfs everything and everyone down to the L60 and less range, and proceeds to bump up his own characters to L100 at the same time
>made it impossible for people to reasonably get close to the levels that his characters are at under the reasoning that "it would take months and months of training to get to that"

>>9466847
>You're a britbong
He lives in America.

>>9466860
It's VoRenamon that's the britbong, they're just mixing the two up from last night.

>>9466847
I'm American, could never write good but for some reason pass two college English classes where the final involved writing.

>>9466863
Guess it works, since the two suck eachother off anyway

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>>9466860
>>9466863
>>9466866
My mistake, point stands. Go to a library.

>>9466866
>Does literally the one thing he wasn't supposed to
Jesus fucking Christ, Chat. The man gave you tips on how to improve and you focus on your living area? Just take his advice dude.

>>9466840
We don't actually have a roleplayer named Ollie. We have a character named Ollie who's faceclaim is some random baby faced guy off the Internet, but that's not what the roleplayer looks like, nor is that the name of the roleplayer. Likewise, the Serena character has never been used for ERPing in any form, nor has anyone even tried. I'm almost curious enough to ask what the rumors are, but I'm pretty sure it's either taken out of context bullshit or outright lies >>9466855 kinda like this.
Kinda looks like our shitposter decided to move on to you guys and just spam you with bullshit. Sorry about that.

>>9466847
Hi Owain

>>9466881
Hi, Chat.

>>9466846
>He keeps massaging them to make sure there indeed isn't any tension left in them. Carefully sliding his hands under her getup, he lightly pinches her nipples between his thumbs and indexes, making sure they also aren't tense, you never know.

>>9466876
>Owain giving me tips
W-what

>>9466884
Hi Anon.

>>9466847
>>9466881
>Hi Owain
>Insulted Owain in the same post

>>9466876
You mind if I praise god right quick?

>>9466878
>Trying to save face for the threads
Nobody gives a shit about PAR, fuck off.
Oh, and dont bring your garbage homosuck gary stus to these threads. We have enough with Paul.

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>>9466876
>

>>9466855
That would be some impressive godmodding.

>>9466906
Thats PAR for you

>>9466855
I'm actually wondering what even is the point. It's not like there's any actual combat RP going on or anything, is there?

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>>9466878
We don't need, or want, your excuses, anon. Even if the guy doesn't look like the images he's using, that's still creepy, and sad as fuck on top of showing next to no originality. By coming here, you only make things worse for yourselves, honestly. Nobody here is really looking for trouble, but if you're going to be taking a shit on the sidewalk in front of our house, you'd better believe someone's gonna be recording it.

>>9466855
>Reminded about some anon being triggered that Sponty's Fate had "Lv100" in her description as a joke on her temper
>See this shit
Makes sense.

>>9466921
>Loses his shit after reading this
I fucking love you man.

>>9466906
And I thought Paul's wedding disaster was a good example of how to be a Gary Stu.

>>9466915
Nah dude you don't understand, the rules specifically state that you can use weapons from any time period prior to ww2.

>>9466923
???
Explain pls

>>9466791
You need a very delicate touch to handle a super deviant character like Ami, understand this much. Repeatedly posting that pic where she was talking to you while you were in her cock is not a delicate touch at all

>>9466900
I wasn't trying to save face. You're going to think we're shit regardless. Just thought an explanation for the random guy shitposting blatant bullshit would be appreciated.
>>9466915
That post is mostly filled with shit that either got retconned or never happened in the first place, but yes, PAR has had long streaks of both random anons attempting to kill people and other characters attempting to kill each other.
>>9466921
Like I said, thought you might want an explanation for the random guy spamming shit, but alright, I'll go now.

>>9466915
Very little combat, it's just dialogue infused with filler actions like
>Pushes her into water
They're too uneducated in Pokemon and really fucking autistic.

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>>9466791
(Faye is another person who plays a fantastic shapeshifter. Maybe emulating how they do and explain things would be better. Also I imagine you know how to speak English semi competently. If it doesn't sound right when you say it out loud, it's probably not right when you write it down.)

>>9466936
Hey, they had a whole thread where Ansem, Seeker of Darkness fought Alain and neither of them could hit the other, that was comedy and combat.

>>9466948
Dude I completely zoned out that day, I was tired of seeing that shit after two posts.

>>9466948
So basically...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqgMPTSz91E

>>9466935
There is no random guy spamming shit. We've been taking the piss out of you this entire weekend because of what one of your angry autists decided to do. The ones posting caps, and talking about how retarded you all are isn't your boogeyman, no matter how badly you want to handwave the bad things away.

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>>9466848
>She can clearly feel the whole outline of his cock head hungrily humping onto her rear, sliding up her skirt a little bit before he angles the next thrust between her thighs. A whimper comes out of her mouth as her thighs were being 'fucked' by the covered erection. His pajama was quite flexible, like any other. It almost appears that he's not wearing anything at all but the fabric was there and even through it, she can feel the heat of his manhood irradiating onto her thighs. When he moves away after one last pump and takes a seat over the table, Hestia can look at him directly now. And so he can as well. Her face is a red mess, her lips shaking a little after the sudden attack. Hestia's eyes were locked on his painful erection, eager to come out as he takes off his pajamas and finally his rod is free to the air. It was throbbing, pulsating, begging the attention of the Goddess. His balls seemed pretty pent up as well.
Y-yes! You see, my buff brings you a lot of benefits. From attack damage, to magic damage, even movement speed! I-I'll be happy to bless you right away...
>Hestia takes a couple of steps forward, getting down on her knees immediately in front of the tired man. She sticks her tongue out and licks the back of his shaft, from the base to the top. Her hungry tongue leaves a trace of salive before she started to smooch on it, chewing on his meat with her lips, without using her teeth of course. With her free hands she removes the white glove from the right one and cups his balls on her hands. All the while she's looking up at him with her eyes slightly narrowing.

>>9466885
>Hestia seems to make a little frown with her eyes closed, while the anon slides his hands under her dress and pinches her nipples to liberate more 'tension'. Though as the grope continue Hestia lets out a sigh. Maybe it's working!

>>9466931
Sponty's Fate has the subtitle "Lv100 Blaziken" in reference to her cocky and arrogant temper. It's mostly a dom thing so people know what to expect, but the other day some anon got butthurt about it and asked why she was level 100. Must have been a PARfag.

>>9466957
More like "they weren't even dodging, they just could not fucking land a hit because their combat is based on rolling and they had horrible luck"
Still funny.

>>9466961
Oh.
Yeah, that makes sense.

>>9466957
God I love that guy.

>>9466961
It was a PARfag.
>>9466972
Was that Brendaniel or Duke or whatever he goes by now?

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>ERP on 4chan
Yall realize there are better sites for this shit right?
Just use sites like Chatango you plebs.

>>9466978
>Chatango
Your memes may be spicy but the meatball that is your mind is not.

>>9466976
Yeah, he was Duke but the guy abandoned the channel because he wanted to look more professional. Guess he said fuck it halfway through, though, and decided to stick with being a filthy weeb.

>>9466960
>He wonders how often exactly would the holy mammaries require tending to. Surely being a goddess took a took on the girl and made her very tense, particularly in the chest area. Yup, it made sense. He plops her breasts free out of her outfit over that little blue ribbon of hers, exposing them to the air as he further kneads both jugs, squishing them together and into his hands.

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>>9466957
>It's an hologram.

This is GOLD. I'm not a good RPer but my sides are leaving the orbit. Thank you for making my week, anon.

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>>9466978
>Tfw spent a few years rping on omegle
Mixed experience, mostly bad

>>9467005
Thanks for your input.
>gives you a loli

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>>9467005
>Spent a few years ERPing on Omegle and then revealing at the end that I was a guy
>did it for laughs and then realized it was turning me on
whoops

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>>9467009
>>9467005
>The loli was Shiro

Let's play games, Onii-chan.

>>9467005
>tfw I went from Omegle, to Chatango to forums and random sites.

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>>9467016
This is how I started in ERP. Lying that I was a girl.

I regret a lot of things but oh god it was hot.

>>9467018
Soon! We'll play a bunch of games together, like twister.

>>9467025
Ayase abeste

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Lolis are not for lewd.

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>>9467016
>>9467025
>Spending hours through the late night wading through "M here" "ASL" "I'll be a guy that bullies you by sitting my ass on your face"
>Even using tags couldn't save me from these people
>The loli tag was nothing but faggots trying to share actual CP
Times were hard until I found 8erp/mmos to rp in

>>9467042
They're for excessive lewd.

>>9467025
>Told a guy I was a girl on omegle sarcastically.
>Constant snark and being a bitch at him, end up talking for two hours.
>By the end he ends up with a crush on me, asks for my email and I feel bad.

>>9466960
>The male watches with hungry eyes as the beautiful goddess approaches where he's sitting, his eyes openly molesting every inch of her body as she approaches. The plush breasts tucked within her dress beckoning him to stare at them with each step. His monolith of meat throbs as it awaits her touch, the hefty smell of cock musk surrounding it and filling the air with the intoxicating scent. The man nods along to her description of what the buff entails, but he was far more concerned with what exactly her full lips and constantly moving tongue will do to his morning wood. The man's rod pulses against Hestia's tongue as she begins to service him, the cock sweat adding a salty tang to the man's smooth skin. His hand reaches out and is placed across her head as she begins to gnaw on the sides of his shaft, a few groans and sighs being pushed from his lips as his thickness pulses with need. Hestia's palms rolling around his sensitive full nuts makes him groan, the semen packed balls bubbling with backed up seed from weeks of not getting off. The creamy cum sloshes around within the smooth orbs, each roll of her fingers sending a bit of motion through them. A small dribble of pre cum begins to ooze out of the tip and drip down his underside, the man's breathing increasing in turn with his arousal.
I should definitely come and get buffs like this more often...
>The man leans back as his hair drapes across the back of his chair, fully submitting to Hestia's oral blessing. He spreads his legs a bit wider while he gazes into her eyes, giving her full access to suck, lick and stroke as she pleases to purify him of all his backed up lust.

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Well obviously omegle is going to be iffy.

I socialize well so i guess erp is a guilty pleasure of mine.

Chatango has been awesome for me. You can actually get some competent people who are good at writing in detail. You also get picture trades here and there if you're into that.

Also nobody really cares if you're a girl or a guy as long as your character is whatever they prefer.

>>9466948
Link that shit man.

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>>9466990
>Hestia tries to shfit her body to a side after her breastias are free to the cold air. His hands are able to easily sink in her wobbling flesh, they're like two huge clouds. Puffy and squishy. However, these advances were making Hestia a bit 'uncomfortable'. Her mouths opens ever so slightly, letting out a sigh. Perhaps her breastias are stealing her oxygen! After all there's a reason why the other Gods call her the loli Goddess. Her body is qutie short but her mounds are enormous.

No place is worse than shamchat

>>9467073
>ywn erp with a fancy futa demoness that's also slightly tsun about her cock
feels bad men

>>9467021
I tried f-list for a few months, before giving up on it due to bad experience after bad experience. I think my breaking point was rping with a certain league character, only to be brushed off by them midway through a scene. I didn't press for answers, but I was a little confused. The issue was I found out it was someone I knew from a game that had a crush on me, and they only did it to make me want to come to them, and only them for rp.

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>>9467051
No, that's bad and wrong. They are for headpatting and cuddles and protecting.

>tfw you had to drop your old Steam account because you ended up ERPing on it

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>>9467069
My story is a bit more... Out of hand. I actually forged a whole new identity for my female side. Accounts. Emails. Even facebook. I did it for years and years on end. I lost control.

>>9467091
We can do all that, AND lewd, y'know.
>>9467094
I know that feel all too well.

>>9467091
Protecting from other men by making her yours completely and taking all her first times

>>9467095
You that black guy who was pretending to be a white woman during gamergate?

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>>9467104
No. I barely know what is gamergate. I'm white btw.

>>9467091
Yes, its cute to rub their soft little heads and cuddle them close under the weight of your body as you slam your hips down

>>9467083
>The massaging anon took notice of this, and then, as if suddenly smitten with divine knowledge, he figured the only sensible thing to do was perform mouth to mouth. He leaned onto the Goddess, pressing his lips against hers, and made sure to perform the appropriate procedure by letting his tongue wander into her mouth, to knead and toy at it. He hoped this would be enough to save her, or else he would need to grow even bolder, perhaps even undress her entirely.

>>9467099
Sucks how I have to pretend like I'm new to every game I regularly play. I have no clue how to make friens anymore either.

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Heya

>>9467077
Found it
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9366722/#9366832

>>9467156
I was curious, how did you decide to play Tiffy?

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>>9467150
Making friends is easy. i think you're just overthinking things my dude.

Just take a few shots and talk about deep shit with randoms.

Kek, works for me.

>>9467156
Morning!

>>9467150
People who erp on steam are like 8/10 crazy, anyway. You ever been to a steam friends thread?

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>>9467099
>>9467100
>>9467112
Stop thinking badong things.
What are you? Pedros?

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>>9467193
Don't do this.
Annie is a terrible weakness for me.

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>>9467070
>The short Goddess continues her assault with her tongue, lapping up the sweaty, satly taste of his manhood. Her nose was sniffing on his rod, very deeply. His scent fills her nostrils, driving her head dizzy for a brief second. Her tongue slowly moves upwards and twirls around the back of his tip, teasing, torturing this senstiive spot with her divine tongue.
Y-you should...
>She replies with her hand are squeezing those heavy testicles full of spunk. A single finger is sliding between them, craddling them with her bare hand. She can feel how much he has stored for his Goddess or rather new Goddess. While her tongue is swirling, attacking his sweet spot, her eyes dart down to look at the tip oozing pre-cum. She plants a tender kiss on his meat. Brief and wet. Following with another lick. Then she moves her mouth upwards a bit more and plants her lips on the red cock head. However she doesn't suck in or pushes forward. Instead she drags her glossy lips on its surface, spreading the pre-cum all over it and staining her own meaty lips with it. Her left hand that was doing nothing other than rest on one of his thighs, is put to work. This hand was gloved still but even then she coils her fingers on the lengthy rod and pumps away with a tight grip. All the while her lips are massaging the tip, pampering his morning good. And only then is when Hestia looks up at him again to gaze upon his cute expression.
You have a lot of sins stored, anon... Leave it to me.

>>9467127
>As soon as the kiss was planted on her lips, Hestia's eyes open wide. It was there, on her bed, having a comfortable sleep but now anon was on top of her, kissing his Goddess in a very lewd way! She feels how her breastias are completely bare and how one of his hands is still groping them! She tries to talk and her words are muffled into his mouth and it was very hard too considering that his tongue is wrestling against hers.
Mpfhanomfonfhm!

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>>9467170
She seemed kinda cute in one of the pics I stumbled on (pic related), so I started looking at others and started to see her basic personality, which made me want to try to rp as her even more

>>9467193
No no, I'm nii-chan, silly phone poster

>>9467183
[spoiler]I used to post in steam friends threads a lot[/spoiler]

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>>9467207
You mean lolis in general right?

>>9467211
Eh? What gives away that I'm phone posting?

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Some Chick just gave me nudes for one of my erp logs.

I will establisha bank with my logs now that i know what their rates are in nudes.

Anyone wanna buy stock?

>>9467193
N-no, its a natural reaction to start twitching down there when something cute with plush skin walks by

>>9467224
Autocorrect hit you, or you really were calling me Pedro
>not noticing that earns you a headpat

>>9467209
>He knew Hestia was just trying to express her gratitude for saving her life, but he still had to make sure she was out of danger. He kept attempting mouth to mouth and CPR by furiously groping her chest, but eventually unlocked lips with her in order to pull away momentarily.
Mwaah! You're welcome, Goddess!
>He said, metaphorically patting himself on the back for his good deed to the holy maiden of breast.

>>9467224
Well of course, but Annie just brings out the worst in me.

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>>9467005
Omegle was my primary source of arrpee for, i think... 4-5 years. Ever since max-dan-wiz closed. Shamchat i visited briefly and didn't like, for whatever reason.
Omegle is a lot of wading, and you get some highly interesting or disturbing people-kinky needle guy and slenderman snuff guy come to mind- but I've had really high quality rp there. Esp if you move to chatzy after finding a partner.
F-list has a super annoying structure and I've only done one mediocre rp there before all but abandoning it

>>9467243
I bet you can BEARly handle it.

>>9467231
>Tfw my partners tend to save our sessions(not from here)
>Always uncomfortable because I've had someone dump all of our shared logs in a general once

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>>9467236
Pedro was intentional.
Silly lolicon.

>>9467232
It's natural to poop on the floor and eat unwashed, uncooked food.

>>9467243
Do you get the urge to gank her or something?

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>>9467207

>>9467260
I'll take it, arigathanks anon
>>9467252
Fuck outta here Kuma
>>9467258
I'm sure you've already got a good idea of the kinds of stuff I'm talking about.

>>9467258
Are you saying I'm some kind of animal just for wanting to play around alittle with a loli?
T-this is completely different

>>9467251
>Tfw met quite a few people into pet play on omegle over the years
>Been wondering if it was you at some point

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>>9467239
>When the kiss finally breaks, Hestia breathes heavily and her chest reacts to her panting. She looks down at her follower which is still groping her chest.
W-w-what are you doing in here and why were you inside my room when I was sleeping?!
>She says with surprise though her mouths were connected with a string of saliva.

>ywn do a cute session with a loli, doesn't even have to be super lewd or anything

>>9467258
Then I guess I'll have to get you calling me big bro instead, silly loli

>>9467209
>The horny male's juicy member pulsated right against the moist appendage of the cock hungry goddess, pushing his hips to where ever she was licking to rub the delicious taste of sweaty manhood into her tastebuds. His groans soon turn into heated pants he can barely control, the sudden lashing of the tip of her muscle against his glans causing his thighs to tremble in ecstasy, more salty fluid ejected from the crown to cascade down her tongue. The man reaches out and places a hand atop Hestia's head, running his fingers through her hair as she all but worships his cock head with only her tongue.
M-Mmph...Hestia it's sensitive...
>Whether the man is referring to his thick throbbing cock or the constantly tugging orbs hanging between his legs is unknown. The hot, hungry smooches placed along his length only cause his lust to ramp up even more, his chest rising and falling as his pole stiffens until it was as hard as a rock against Hestia's lips. Looking down at her through half lidded eyes and his cheeks burning bright red, he begins to rock his hips, swiping the drooling head of his cock across her lips to give her more of his salty natural lip gloss. The combined fondling of his balls along with her gloved cock stroking make sure he doesn't stop oozing pre cum all the while she teases him. Her glove is soon covered in a mixture of his own secretions and her spit, the hungry licks and kisses causing his fat cock to shine with saliva.
I haven't been able to release my sins in so long, Hestia. I'm not sure if you'll be able to swallow every drop of warm, sticky "sin" that I have packed inside of me...

>>9467280
It's a nice feel, though quite rare.

>>9467280
>mfw Link was loli bee and I wanted them to treat me like garbage
Imagine mfw I learned this and he dropped the bee