Official pony thread.
If you see another one, redirect them here.
>>9427018
Well, then.
>>9427028
>>9427023
I was to late
>>9427032
I still believe in you.
>>9427021
From what he's said before you can go just about as hard as you want with them. It just depends on what grade he went with.
>>9427056
Eris is just so quick to the draw, I was going to wait for image limit or at least page 2 before making one.
>>9427049
Kill yourself
>>9427076
You will never get them like that.
>>9427084
>>9427089
Oh sure, let's just go and make a billion threads a second why don't we?
>>9427099
Rap das gay.
>>9427113
Is it?
I'm the captain now.
>>9427126
ay ay captain
>>9427126
Well I'm off to bed cya guys later.
>>9427513
Night
I'm gunna follow suit, night.
>>9427123
Yes. It is.
Now do the laundry!
>>9427727
Ahoy skittles!
>>9427894
Ay ay captain!
My god just look at that sun rising over the northern hemisphere! All the other hemispheres suck!
>>9427896
What's got you up so early?
>>9427914
I haven't slept. Been up all night trying to learn how to get started on a new to me software development kit.
That reminds me, I should catch up with the new samurai jacks if there are any since 2 weeks ago that I stopped watching them.
>>9427930
The finale is tonight. Last two episodes were a smash. Several big plot points.
>>9427945
The final? You mean there wont be anymore after that? Or will there be a new season or something.
>>9427951
There won't be any more. Not even the CN execs have seen it. Only Gendy knows.
>>9427982
Every single character can die.
>>9427994
>>9427982
So samurai jack came out of years of being dead just to have like 10 episodes and finally die for good? wtf
>>9427994
Did somebody say 'every character can die'?
>>9428010
They did that since the last season didn't show an ending to the main story, so I guess they decided to do one more season and give it a proper ending
Also, greetings!
>>9428034
Howdy Canon.
>>9428048
Hiya Northy!!
how's it going? :3
>>9428074
I'm enjoying life.
>>9428074
Having a hard time getting friends to watch my beautiful/awesome/depressing video collection though...
Good morning Bread
>>9428152
Howdy.
>>9428134
Ain't easy getting anyone to watch any collection usually, what collection is it though?
>>9428152
Hiya Moonie!!
how's u?
>>9428167
How's it going?
>>9428174
I'm alright, how about you?
>>9428174
Mostly just sad songs. It's not even that many of them.
>>9428178
See picture.
>>9428178
Had lunch, enjoying some coffee!
also we had some intense rain for a bit a while ago, guess good thing given we'll be in summer soon and it usual never rains during June and end of August
also yesterday I went to my graduation rehearsal, it went smoothly and I understood the do and don'ts for the actual graduation in 4 days
>>9428180
Guess they ain't in the mood for sad song perhaps?
>>9428191
Ah okay
>>9428214
Nice, I'm sure your actual graduation will go just as smoothly
>>9428214
Mmmmeh. They're all beauuuutiful.
I even asked for one at a time. No takers.
>>9428222
Nice trips. I have a song for you. I think you'll appreciate it >_>
>>9428227
Thanks, and will I?
>>9428230
That depends. still thinking about what we talked about the other night? Interested in beautiful things kinda along those lines? Interested in music that carries the weight of five million people's desires and sentiments?
>>9428243
I might be
>>9428248
Should I post it here or send it to you privately?
>>9428253
Up to you
>Drew my first pone
>drew my OC for the first time
>feel my purity slipping more and more
Now I need a name for this pone
>>9428299
Here's a color of her
>>9428299
>>9428383
Shes a qt
>>9428401
Why thank you Anon.
It's kinda hard drawing a pony when I have 0 experience in doing so.
>>9428478
If these is your first times drawing you've certainly did better than my first times
You could always hit up /mlp/'s drawfag improvement threads later on, but if you've just started I'd recommend practicing and watching other artists do it, streams, videos, and the such
aurora a shit
>>9429904
DELETE THIS
sudo rm -rf /*
Man this place is slow
>>9430337
it usually is during these hours
>>9430365
I know. You should do something about it
>>9430381
Like what
>>9430337
real nigga hours
>>9430387
Post pictures.
Of certain body parts.
>>9430413
unf
>>9430413
Like this?
>>9430508
You know what i meant, Pasta.
>>9430559
Don't give me that smug look and post your cute butt.
>>9430571
I dunno if I'd call it cute
>>9430606
it's ruby and we all know it
>>9430605
you should post your butt
>>9430630
You're a snake hugger, so you're probably Skye. Or Wezdor back from the dead
>>9430683
So creepy Pasta stalker is Skye, whodathunkit
>>9430727
Yes, it is I, Skye. Oh no, my secret identity has been found out. Whatever shall i do now.
>>9430753
fuck an underaged thai ladyboy in the ass, more than like. that's generally his answer to everything.
>>9430776
Your* answer.
I'm Skye, remember? Also, is Pasta NOT an underaged Thai ladyboy? If so, i was mislead!
>>9430753
>>9430791
eris be like
You guys just ruined all my chances of getting buttpics from Pasta
Thanks a lot, jerks
>>9430906
sorry
>>9430906
You get enough from your Bf anyway, don't be fucking greedy.
>>9430791
Hi Skye!
>>9430926
Sorry doesn't cut it. You have fucked me over and the only way to get even is for you to send buttpics in Pasta's place now.
>>9430967
Oh here you glorious fag. You and strange butts.
>>9430986
Hi Wezdor!
>>9430967
nyet
>>9430986
You are Skye. Now hurry up and post your Bf's ass and get out.
>>9431030
It's just an ass you prude.
>>9431081
Wow you're an even bigger fag than whatever you were before ya lying cunt.
>>9431081
yeah I stopped caring two identities ago. so did everyone else. Whichever identity you choose, you'll eventually die and fade from memory, like all of us. enjoy the spiral into nothingness we cal llife.
I even regret posting my perfect man ass.
It cannot be Skye, because he is NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9431243
Ups, accidentally left my name on. Oh well
I make the post
Boob bounce.
>>9432333 (checked)
But ponies don't have boobs there
>>9432364
A man can dream.
>>9432374
I suppose so
How's your day been so far?
>>9432403
I have not done anything but sit here and micronap. Common sense says that I should have breakfast at some point.
>>9432473
I laid down for a bit not too long ago myself, and I had some cereal and a banana earlier
>>9432522
I reheated some lasagna. That will get me through the next several hours. I am sure there is a good dried pasta joke to be made here that is not occurring to me.
>>9432658
Sounds good, and I'm sure there is
>>9432680
We killed the thread. I think I am going to do some stuff for a bit.
>>9433021
See ya later
Does anyone have links to stories featuring pony to cow TFs? Raricow would be nice, but really I'll take stuff with any of the characters. I remember seeing one over on FIMFifction a long time ago, but aside for that there's been barely any stories featuring that sort of stuff.
>>9433088
Have you tried /mlp/'s pony transformation general?
>>9433088
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/161575/2/twisted-transformation-tales/the-most-generous-of-cows-----animal-tf-raricow-milking
>>9433088
>>9433161
and this is what i love about bread. all sorts of weird shit!
Okay, I'm caught up with the S7E10 of MLP. Thank goodness for Canadians.
How's everypony here?
>>9433411
doin good here, hiya Ruby!
PH sucks ass, but I want to do terrible things to this one.
Test
>>9433575
heya
>>9433554
PH?
>>9433575
Ayyyy~
>>9433721
Project Horizons.
It's a spinoff of Fallout Equestria.
>>9433645
Interrogator-san! It is time!
>>9433886
So close, yet so far
>>9434016
Neat, one of my mini cactus plant has a blooming flower tonight!
>>9434016
Wasn't even aiming for that, can't be done with my potatonets
>>9434047
It must be a sign Aku...this only happens once or twice a year! Today is the day!!!!!
>>9434094
Quick, make a wish!
>>9434094
Pollinate it with your butt!
>>9433922
Time for what?
>>9434053
I remember the last time you posted a blooming cacti
>>9434800
Yay Shiny!! <3
Yea, it was quite some time ago, pretty nice to see given they only do this a night or two the entire year!
how's u? :3
aaand I'm back everypony.
>>9434800
Howdy.
>>9434944
Welcome back
>>9435068
so I spent my first night in jail....
War Pig
>>9435151
What happened man, if you want to get into it?
>>9435151
>>9434994
Found my glove. Also; You said $12? these I got on sale for $12. They're the $50 kind. Perfect compression, smooth and tight. aids in reducing pain from long sessions.
>>9434855
I'm doing good, just chilling.
>>9434944
Chekt, also hi
>>9435151
alcohol was involved, calling it
>>9435200
Right back at you.
I'm doing good. Could be just a bit better.
>>9435195
I was just basing it off the first couple amazon results since I didn't know drawing gloves were a thing.
>>9435219
Did you just get done with a nap or have you been up since the last time you posted?
>>9435232
They are for drawing monitors. I have a Cintiq.
Cost me about $2000
Got caught in Illinois with a gun and some drugs...
>>9435288
I blame discord chat, those guys are all bad news and a bad influence on you.
>>9435268
Jesus that's a lot, do they come preinstalled with anything?
I thought about seeing what it would be like to draw on my surface pro 3.
>>9435288
Jeez. Sounds like that's entirely your fault.
Unless they weren't yours?
>>9435257
I got up a while ago, why
>>9435313
Only the hardware drivers, a couple USB ports, some nice monitor functions and eighteen preset keys for assigning for specific program use.
Also replacing the pen would be about $60.
>>9435324
I was just curious, do you just kind of have a "whatever" sleep schedule or are you actually getting up at certain times?
>>9435324
Good morning tiny friend!
>>9435313
Hey hey
>>9435321
hola Norte
>>9435410
Hey blew, how are your reviews coming along?
>>9435410
Hey, why's Skitty the Tiny Friend. I'm the 12 year old monster kid!
:P
ARE YOU STILL HERE CANON?
>>9435442
purdy good, took a break to get some dinner
>>9435446
You are also a tiny friend! but I cannot hug you or i get arrested.
>>9435460
Canon is probably off blowing a load over the new episode. ep 10 was great
>>9435446
he's 3 foot 5 Or something, I can't keep track anymore he gets shorter every time it's spoken about
>>9435478
Oh, Okay, Fair enough. I mean, I could compress space to win this argument, but I don't feel like that would be an appropriate use of RED magic.
>>9435460
HAI RAP!
*cough*gay
>>9435477
Haven't watched it yet, I ain't watching those leaked episodes, though I'm considering doing so...
>>9435575
Found this for you, the music might not be to your liking but it'd make a great webm, I don't know how to make webm's or I'd have done it for you.
the musics kinda... wack thouhg.
I do not like it
>>9435646
its Luna and Celestia doin stuff!
>>9435646
What episode technically the current one?
>>9435649
>>9435575
fuckin hell i'm an idiot:
https://youtu.be/VZf0Yy6QihQ
>>9435667
Yea, I've heard it's good stuff.... Bah if it wasn't for my last world interwebz I'd watch them all back to back
>>9435704
Episode 7 aired today in US, while Episode 10 "leaked" and aired early in Canada
>>9435745
Hiya Skitty!
>>9435649
>>9435733
Thx! i'll take a look at it and see what can I do for that WebM
>>9435945
oh, weird. haha well I havent seen anything cept 10 from this season since it was such a big deal i had to give it a watch
>>9435649
>>9435957
Testing if this works...
Also source: https://rodrigues404.deviantart.com/art/Shards-of-Darkness-Animated-680166136
https://youtu.be/Ht9Jgj4ZRP4
Song of the day.
>>9435945
hello canon
>Skitty does not say hi to you
>>9436118
Did you say, "hi" to Skitty?
>>9436118
I expect him to do it even though there is no indication of my presence.
>>9436151
Sleepless?
>>9436156
The absolute pain of Skitty Sempai not noticing us is well known here :(
>>9436185
I was offering for the above reason.
but nah, I actually slept close to 12 hours last night and didn't wake up feeling dreadful.
probably because I didn't eat or drink yesterday, but hey!
at least I'm not dying currently.
>>9436205
*senpai.
If you're going to butcher japanese, get it right.
>>9436151
You're up at an odd hour, ruined sleep schedule?
>>9433088
You'd be better off asking over in the clop thread. This thread isn't really about MLP anymore, it's a hangout.
>>9436205
Every day without Skitty's attention is a day closer to suicide.
Are you not feeling tired or dizzy from the lack of food?
>>9436284
it's 9:30 am for me :s
>>9436226
Sure thing semperfy
>>9436304
A little from the water, not the food though.
A week without water will kill you but you can go quite some time without food.
>>9436385
Oh
..When did it turn almost 8pm over here
>>9436385
That is how I always justify being lazy to get food.
>>9436416
How've you been skit?
>>9436046
Hiya Urshula!
Yea it works, but if you look between the .gif and the video you'll find the video has a bigger background and is kinda looped more better, so I picked that one to convert instead of the .gif
how's u btw? :3
>>9436099
How's it going?
also, is that a vector?
>>9436046
Ayyyy, Urshy, how's the homework?
>>9436406
When I left it was 8:30pm, 13 hours and 15 minutes ago.
>>9436408
Don't tell any fat activist idiots, they'll rage you and tell you some bs about 'starvation mode' which they have no idea about and tell you you'll pack on 50 pounds of fat the next time you eat a 3 pound healthy high protein meal
>>9436623
SEEMS LEGIT
>>9436599
Ahh, okay.
>>9436611
Trapped at my friends house. No progress.
>>9436840
*friend's house
>>9436727
Yeah, cause you see, a calorie doesn't always equal a calorie.
sometimes a calorie is more than a calorie.
>>9436434
I'm alright... just doing some stuff at home. how about you?
>>9436599
yeah I was just messing around with adobe photoshop cc 2017... seems i was able to get it working, also seems like a better upgrade from my previous install.
>>9436966
I see, hope your arm's been getting better
I'm just watching some youtube and eating pizza
>>9436840
How're you stuck at your friends place?
are you his sex slave?
>>9437003
Now you made me want pizza.. Too bad it's like an 80 mile trip just to get some, so I wont.
>>9436840
I think this one might loop better.. hmm let's see
also, why are you trapped?
>>9436966
Now that's quite the experiment photo
I'm using ps cc 2014, don't think I'll benefit anything from the newer versions unless they improved something alot
>>9437045
That sucks
Did you hear, the guy who kept bugging me for buttpics revealed himself to be skye
>>9437029
>>9437096
There's this guy that invites me over to play games and shit and then gets upset whenever I want to leave, so I end up staying for almost a week each time. It's tiring.
Learning to code is an essential skill in the modern world. Here's a handy diagram showing you how to get started.
>>9437111
pretty sure it's not and it's just that fag from ponychan b&f
all their posts had a pretty sarcastic tone to them when they were telling you this
>>9437362
Yeah, probably
It doesn't really matter to me anyway
>>9437131
Why don't you just leave when you want to?
I don't understand why you'd stay if you don't want to...
>>9437429
Because I don't to upset him.
>>9437474
*don't want to
Fuck me...
>>9437429
SAVED
>>9437474
Would it really be all that bad?
Are you two romantically involved?
>>9437096
I was originally going to go for CS6 since CC is basically the cloud version of it but I figured I'd just go with what's newest.. and remove all the cloud crap that I don't care for. it's basically a botnet right off the bat until you remove the cloud creative crap. modern apps are annoying af
>>9437545
Glad I still have stuff you like
>>9437547
>Would it really be all that bad?
In my opinion, yes.
>Are you two romantically involved?
No. Are you joking?
>>9437602
I'm just trying to understand your reasoning
>>9437602
you were giving that kind of vibe
>>9437550
Before this I used CS6, but I had this weird bug after installing it, that whenever I boot up to windows, the "computer" window would just open on its own for no reason, and I searched and searched but found no way to fix that, so it turned out something in the software caused it to do it(or the specific version found perhaps), luckily this isn't the case in cc version
>>9437568
If I had better nets I'd probably go out searching for more Luna cuz waiting a minute for a page to load while a .gif is loading and other images and thumbnails is annoying lol
>>9437602
I've had a time where I'd stay at my friend's for like a day or 2, but never a whole week, that's a bit...too much wouldn't you say? can't you say you got something important to do? or you gotta visit family or..anything like that?
>>9437693
yeah i had a bug with my previous install too, i had installed both 32/64 bit versions like a retard and the 64 bit version was faulty, it also happened that the shell context menu wanted to use that one by default and it would crash whenever it opened.
I have no problems like that now. Of course I could have easily fixed that before but I didn't care much for it.
>>9437602
Honestly, you did make it sound like you cared about him a bit more than normal, and you stayed for a week, so you can't blame him too much for asking
>>9437693
Yeah I can definitely understand that
>>9437693
I don't want to lie to him either.
>>9437691
>>9437784
We're both straight and male, so no.
>>9437883
How old are you?
Need sleeps, nighty all!
>>9437932
Goodnight
>>9437932
Goodnight CaNoN!
>>9437932
Night canon
>>9437883
But why a whole week, is he that attatched to you that much?
ALLAHU AKBAAAAAaaAAAAaaAAAAARRRR!!
>>9437993
hey wrong picture it was supposed to be this one
>>9437932
Have a good one Canon
I don't like Atom editor, they pride themselves over how easy it is to get started with it and how simple it is. Maybe it is just me and I too stupid to get a grasp of it, or they are fucking lying and it's not easy to get started with at all.
>>9438103
ALLAHU AKBAAAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaAaAaaAAAAARRR!!!
I've gotta go. Be back later.
>>9438146
See ya later
>>9438146
Have a good one Urshula
>>9438124
i made you a statue, Skitty!
>>9438582
How's it going Darwin?
So my niece came over and I opened the door for them and she took like 30 seconds to get through because the chihuahua wouldn't calm down and by the time I close the door a carpenter bee flew in and made this horrible buzzing sound and it's just hovering around our faces, like, it has this unreal tracking ability even if you freak out and move away really fast. that thing STAYS RIGHT ON YOU no matter how fast you are.. 10 minutes passed and we came up with the idea to turn off the lights so it follows the lights outside, so she runs and opened all the doors and I turned off the lights, we're sitting there waiting, we can hear it when it just swoops in on her, she freaked out slammed into me and I felt the bee hit my face and I fell back and knocked over the coffee table with all the ornaments.. the bee is still in here.
>>9438616
My name is PASTA.
i'll fucking burn this house down if that is what it takes
>>9438692
literally everything that happens to you you find a way to make worse. Its kind if impressive. "theres a bee!" "lets turn out all the lights, open the doors to let more bugs in, and then run around til I break my arm again!"
You need an adult.
>tfw I don't have any of Darwin's typical images so I can't imitate him
>>9438696
Also, they say imitation is the highest form of flattery
>>9438784
Skitty uses any anime image when he does it.
>>9438815
I thought that was what you were doing posting Fluttershy.
>>9438784
>>9438815
what are you getting up to, pasta?
>>9438742
you probably will.
>skitty i saw an ant
>lets burn it with a magnifying glass
>dont have a magnifying glass
>lets burn it with a fire!
10 minutes later
>we are a homeless!
>>9438752
IT WAS A FLAWLESS PLAN YOU STUPID FAGET >:(
Plan was thoroughly thought through before execution but the BEE was learned, there was just one thing we didn't count on, it was the bee was smarter than I thought.
The bee came inside because it saw lights, so if i turned off the lights inside and opened the doors, it would fly back outside to go to the lights OUTSIDE.
But the bee caught on and instead of doing that it flew right at my niece and me... probably because she had he stupid ipad on in the dark.
>>9438866
sounds like the plot line to a porno
>>9438902
THAT IS MY NIECE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FUCKER
>>9438866
everything is flawless to you, because you never bother even considering the possible flaws
Even better.
>>9438932
n-not true
>>9438866
Bees arent attracted to light. If anything it smells food or sweets like soda, etc. You both need to go outside and jump up and down while you spray eachother with cans of mountain dew. It will probably work best if youre both naked.
>>9438928
>>9438933
>>9438933
>>9438933
>>9438933
>>9438975
you were flutterposting. you never flutterpost.
>>9439001
still not dead I see!
bees dislike high pitches noises
so just scream a lot in a high pitch and it will leave
>>9438969
The porno plot advances
>>9439012
yeah results are back, liver is fine.
I threw up yesterday and also other problems persist.
need more testing.
>>9439012
I was trying to get skitty senpai's attention
>>9439064
Post Zootopia characters. :^))))
>>9439035
better vocaroo it just to be safe too.
SKITTY VOCAROO ABOUT THE BEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111
>>9439046
Well at least it isnt your liver, hopefully its just a tummy thing. you could get a tummy transplant.
>>9439064
post his favorite furry diaper comic! he loves that.
>>9439076
I don't have any saved
>>9439083
Blew pls
>>9438969
All kinda of bee's except nocturnal ones are attracted to light.
I'm not sure but I believe they're attracted to light because to them it looks like they are inside a cave dwelling or something and the man made lights look like small holes in the dwelling and give the impression that it is day time outside of where they are so they will stupidly kill themselves slamming into the lights believing that at one point they will find their way through to the "outside world" beyond the light.
I've seen wasp's, bee's and all kinda of them do it. This one in particular was a carpenter bee. They are larger than your typical bee, about the size of a quarter, sometimes bigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XUs0l-YK68
They're also very loud and very accurate when they fly.
One cool thing about them is if one is flying around you and you threw a pebble near it, they are so reactive they will tail the pebble in mid flight until it hits the ground.
>>9439001
d... dude
>>9439127
Huh. I learned something today. I wouldnt have thought that. Neato! Thanks for teaching me about bees, Skitty! Carpenter bees sound unpleasant tho. Sounds more like a hornet. Do you have a fly swatter or some bug spray?
>>9439064
PASTA PLEASE
>>9439106
He seems to be busy with the bees, anyway.
Teaching his niece about the birds and the bees.
>>9439234
you're weird
>>9439290
No, I am not.
>>9439186
the carpenter bee doesn't like to sting people, they're just fucking weird and try to fly around you for some reason. I've even tried slapping on out of the air and the worst they do is just fly close to your face and freak you out with the buzzing noises
>>9439035
so they're autistic?
why not sweetie belle
>>9439305
ok
Hello /b/read
My hands are covered in burns.
>>9439234
lol
SOMETHING JUST CAME UP AND I HAVE TO GO
BBL
>>9439361
What've you done to yourself?
It is almost as if he wants us to make these jokes.
>>9439433
Time for sex
https://youtu.be/TC8dWWImNzU?t=113
>>9439191
>>9439234
>>9439328
they sound like harmless troll bees
Looks like I'm too late
>>9439361
Aww. Rub some dirt in it.
>>9439328
yeah, bee's are hell fucking autistic
look at their hives, they are made up of perfect fucking hexagons and they store and stack all of their honey perfectly
they have worker bees who just go around collecting honey as if they were an autistic kid collecting something in minecraft, they have no fucking idea what's going on and how things work, they just like gathering things to bring home and neatly stack and organize
>>9439573
THAT MENTAL IMAGE IS KILLING ME LOL
>>9439592
Now they're all going batshit and abandoning their hives to run off and die in the wild.