Official Pony Thread
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
GOTTA GET BACK
>>9439621
yeah, because of a slight change in their environment
a new patch in their minecraft came out and there's a new type of terrain that they have to deal with and they are not fucking having it, they just want the beta version where they can go around and punch trees, so they can store the resources in their perfectly made and symmetrical house
they can't cope with this change in routine at all
BACK TO THE PAST
>>9439604
>they have no fucking idea what's going on and how things work, they just like gathering things to bring home and neatly stack and organize
the sum total of most every human life ever lived...
>Having Fluttershy make you herbal teas and letting you pet animals during a rainy day
>Having Twilight recommend you all the best books and test to see if humans can become magic-adept
>Spending days working and talking with Applejack at Sweet Apple Acres and enjoying apple desserts
>Figuring out games of skill and wit to outmatch Rainbow Dash with and in turn accept your own challenges
>Getting new clothes from Rarity, who thrills at working with a new bipedal form for elegant designs
>Partying with Pinkie Pie and eating sweets until you feel sick and want to sleep
Each pony is good
autism was an evolutionary trait that we as a species developed to cope with factory lines, the autistic people were made to be the people who just sit in the factory lines all day doing the same thing over and over again
but we advanced too fast, we got our massive shipment of autistic kids in, but we've updated our production methods to the point that they are obsolete, we don't need them anymore so now we are just left with a bunch of excess semi-retarded kids
so we created entirely new "jobs" for them to occupy their time so they stop bothering us, jobs like physicists, accountants, programmers, esports etc
>>9439775
>Each pony is good
I'm inclined to agree
>>9439775
twilight would only recommend marxist influenced books to make you a commie, like some kind of faggot liberal-arts student
What does Moondancer do?
>>9439879
What Twilight did before she got carted off to Ponyville.
>>9439875
Glimmer was a literal communist.
>skitty always talks about how horny he is all the time
>Jacks off at least 8 times a day
>family trusts him with his niece
>>9439913
>>9439917
Someone has to teach her how to suck a dick
for anyone planning on having kids
never leave your kid alone with a homosexual (especially one like skitty), the statistics are not in your favor if you're wanting your kid to not be molested
i love my pupper
>>9439985
>implying any of us will ever have kids
>>9439997
i'm sure one of you will kidnap a child at somepoint
>>9439937
Why have kids when you can adopt a dog or cat
HOLY FUCK THE SPARTANS SHOWED UP!
>>9440027
'Now remember, no teeth!'
>>9440040
there is a case of a guy who looked after heaps of dogs, who then got married to a woman with a kid and the woman died, so he just kept the kid in a cage/kennel with the rest of the dogs and just raised him as a dog
>>9440081
I'm honestly not surprised
HOLY FUCK
HOLY FUCK
HOLY FUCK
HOLY FUCK
My back hurts.
tfw friends show up and you have to go for 30 minutes and you come back and people already formed pedophile conspiracy theories about you
yall definitely are some deviants
>>9440180
Go stretch.
>>9440200
We're a bunch of sexually repressed lonely fucks, of course we will
>>9440219
Yes sir
>>9440200
>yall definitely are some deviants
what makes you say that?
>>9440200
At least skitty knows how to share
>>9440200
tfw you step away from the computer to molest your underage niece for 30 minutes and you come back and people are talking about you being a pedophile and you get bothered at how accurate everyone sees through your facade
you gave it away when you used to complain about pedos on 2^3chan, as we all know, people who complain about gays are often gay, so people who complain about pedos are obviously pedos
>>9440219
I feel a little better, outside of being a little sore in the shoulders
>>9440219
>>9440229
You two make a cute couple :3
>>9440229
some of them are jusut try hard conspiracy theorists with the aim to make someone feel as weird as possible through sharing their aberrative ideas liek this one >>9440251
Well shit.
A truck that was outside idling when I got home, is still outside idling with no one in it, so 40mins and however long before I got home.
>worry
>>9440329
Great ending right!
>>9440332
wipe everything
>>9440302
i dont think youre a pedo, Skitty. *hug*
>>9440300
Surprisingly, we're just close friends
>>9440310
Yeah, shoulder pain sucks
It seems a lot of people think we're together
>>9440302
They just like messing with you
>>9440342
The best possible outcome, yeah.
>>9440379
That is where a massage chair comes in handy, or someone with a good touch.
Yeah, I guess they would.
hello /b/read Sorry had to go somewhere earlier.
>>9440310
>>9440379
FOR NOW!
so is incest the new meme
>>9440487
>>9440480
How are things going?
>>9440550
things are going good how about you?
>>9440579
I went and saw Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2 today, so pretty good.
>>9440626
It's a good movie :3
>>9440480
hey hey
>>9440509
you are the new meme
>>9440822
>>9440838
>>9440847
awwwww hes trying to summon Nick!
>>9440854
>>9440854
Also he was posting above earlier.
skitty needs to suck some dick and liven this thread up.
>>9440860
>>9440880
Nick summoning successful!
>>9440880
>>9440860
>>9440847
>>9440838
>>9440822
Daddies here for you skitty
>>9440881
YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE AND NOT OVER THE INTERNET AND THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
>>9440918
DIE WEEB!
>>9440925
>>9440925
I wish i could cuz I need muh dick sucked.
Also, this >>9440918
>>9440951
>>9440751
Hey, sup?
>>9440918
oooh i like this art style. can you post more of same? reminds me of Colten's stuff on twitter
>>9441049
I went to the gay fur thread on /b/ and snipped a picture.
>>9441062
dang. its cute tho.
>>9441010
>>9441062
Did you get it from Nibi?
>>9441095
Just checked and yes it was posted by him.
>>9441138
Of course it was.
>>9441138
>two dicks at the same time
What were you thinking?
>>9441165
>>9441093
Going to sleep, goodnight bread
>>9441189
Why do you suck so much cock nigger?
>>9441213
nana
>>9441213
Good night
>>9441213
I'm gonna find you once I finish this meatloaf.
>>9441254
Are you a little intoxicated?
>>9441213
night night.
>>9441197
So did you ever go and watch The Office?
>>9441197
>>9441305
I bet you like to fondle the balls with one hand and tickle the asshole with the other while you're getting facefucked by your meat flute you gargantuan, paste eating, baby faced, rabbit fucking, gag wearing, rope tying, gay dancing, father disappointin, childless, cocktail dipping, beer gutted, sack of rainbow sausage!
>>9441429
>>9441428
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick?
>>9441428
>>9441413
How would you know?
>>9441365
Nope.. Why do you say "go"? Isn't it a television series and something I could "stay" and watch at home instead of "go" out and watch at a theater?
>skitty just taking a jousting without fighting back
>>9441520
>>9441477
Fucking talk some shit you little hoppity hop impetulant interregator!
>>9441515
go in the sense of "to go ahead and watch it" its a nice show!
>>9441573
impetulant, while it sounds like a word, is in fact not a word.
>>9441573
I feel sorry for your current situation.
>>9441590
I don't care what a word is you naggity wagger! I has my own words! You're finging up a real farce here I tell ya ass!
Grip your chair cause it going to be juxtapaxitioned slightly to the left!
>Interrogator having feelings
>>9441607
Well go on then you tight lipped rabbit squeak at me some more from your high chair in your lofty factory position!
>>9441669
bring it. im ready
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=72d_1495332278
What the heck is wrong with Russians? This guy pretty much ran around mexico talking smack about kids and elderly for a few months, then killed a kid and got arrested by the cops.
>>9441686
>>9441608
>>9441686
>has to occasionally not post pictures so he doesn't go over his data cap
>>9441700
Ironic
>>9441743
>>9441687
I livered your uncle out of a kidney stone and spat out your dearest friend from the remains of a half waxed doughnut on an unnatural history display in the great rectumous hole of a city you use the bathroom most often in!
>>9441776
ironic?
>>9441678
>>9441752
I just can't find one that properly fills my disgust for a man so curious with the trivialities of others lives, like some kind of gossipy high school teenage girl getting her legs split by the football. Not the quarterback. THE FOOTBALL!
>>9441860
>using skittys worn out meme and not coming up with something original.
>>9441843
Am I wrong?
>>9441891
>using skittys worn out meme and not coming up with something original.
You don't give people much leg room when it comes to originality.
>>9441891
I can't even read in Mexican! But I swear you work for those FIB twerps as an intern! I can't be bothered to pay attention to what shitty skitty says about your long eared mess. You wanna know what I'm wearing right now nigga?
KHAKIES! IM WEARIN KHAKIES ON A SATURDAY NIGHT!
>>9441938
WHAT
I was just curious. Like it's ironic because he killed a kid and then the cops arrested him before he was lynched to death but you'd have expected the cops to do jack and the people to have lynched them to death?
>>9442074
n
v
m
KHAKIES AND A RED AND WHITE CHECKERED PLAID SHIRT THAT SCREAMS
>I'm a god fearin farmboy with chewing tobacco in my right pocket
>>9441989
No, not in particular.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WMAmvHB6vb
>>9442134
Post voice.
>>9442115
Well alright, if you say so.
>>9442134
I'm wearin KHAKIES like I'm Jake from State Farm, and god are they salty. I must sweat so darn much in these that they've whitened by at least three shades.
But these KHAKIES are ballin nigga, even though they smell like the sea. You know what's on the radio? Country music. I fucking love corn ya know!
>>9442220
when i grow up i want to be this guy
>>9442244
lol
Today I will program a way to lose my virginity.
>>9442277
You will never lose your v card. Permavirgin.
>>9442257
>>9442277
already had i thought
*Yawn* ...How y'all doing?
>>9442136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0phcfr9lCnk
>>9442288
Are you underestimating the power of autism?
>>9442344
I do not even have to open this to know that you are recording some noises you are listening to.
>>9442235
Gross only khakis's, how to your coworkers like you showing off your bare chest?
>>9442359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01OCcDCWIcw
>>9442340
Welcome back I'm doing pretty good today.
>>9442481
You would be sending it via Steam if it was your voice.
>>9442380
I got the night off and I've got a plaid red shirt on. I've got that old McDonald swag on nigga.
>>9442354
oh snap I didnt know OC had a fur con!
>>9442474
>>9442340
Samurai Jack ended.
>>9442315
>>9442549
What movie did you watch?
>>9442540
Why'd you take today off, I hope you're at least using vacation so you don't lose any hours.
>>9442585
first gotg again, then dinner and then alien covenant. it was decent and visually appealing
>>9442613
I'm not scheduled on weekends. Life is good!
>>9442549
how ya been? havent really talked to you in a while. or anyone really.
>>9442676
Decent, busy. Saw that double sided darth windu saber. looks powerful
>>9442662
You don't have consistent hours, are you working like a fast food worker where you work different times and hours every week?
>>9442706
Sorry youve been busy, but glad youre well! Glad you liked it, Ima sell it for more than its worth cuz I already have a better saberstaff.
>>9442741
Oh no. The hours are consistent. Every weekday 11-7 never changes, but I get weekends off.
>>9442774
It is a fruitful sort of busyness that should produce dividends. How much will you net from the sale?
>>9442813
....
Neat
I work 10 hour days and sometimes get 3 day weekends but I usually pick up o/t on Fridays.
>>9442647
I'm not sure how you can watch them more than once. Don't you get bored?
>I work 10 hour days
>>9442856
well thats good business then! glad to hear it. Well I paid about 100 for it and got 15 percent cash back, and paid 20 shipping for it and the other stuff on the order, so I'd say I'm into it for around 90. I had all the stuff to paint it around the house so thats no big deal. I'll be selling at around 240 so after ebay fees I'll more than double my money. Squee!
>>9442874
some movies reveal more of themselves on a second viewing. For instance: I never thought til my recent watching of Revenge of the Sith that the Jedi didn't really have a reason to try to arrest Palpatine at the end of Revenge of the Sith. I mean.... like......... what did he do that they knew of/could prove?
>>9442874
This time I went with the friend I said I would see it with so I had to act like I hadn't seen it. Not that I didn't enjoy it again. Also I had a couple bars and a few beers before so it was more of a relaxing sort of time. I did get a little bored but the soundtrack is good and it has it is another chance to see my husbando rocket in large screen format.
>>9442930
A good deal all around.
>>9442862
>10 hour days
Oh man I would love a job like yours.
>>9443005
hmmm you like trash pandas eh? neat! please excuse me for reading your private conversation with Skitty, its kinda my thing.
>>9443005
Yeah, Ive paid for basically all of my new lightsabers by doing deals like this haha worked out damn good. Still need to get you one tho!
>>9442277
You know I'm not a virgin, right?
>>9442893
Your right "work"
>>9443050
Doubt.
>>9442977
i'VE WATCHED I THINK LIKE 80% OF STARWARS MOVIES AND ...oops caps lock and I can't remember the plot to any of them.
>>9443065
Well, I was not implying that. I am sure it is a lot of work despite the time you take to post here.
>>9443065
From what I gather, you kinda just sit around shitposting most of the time.
>>9443094
This is all you need to know.
>>9443094
some shit happens and men kill eachother with laser swords. Its not that complex.
>>9443115
if i had more of him i'd post em for you. oddly havent seen him in any diaper fur threads. plenty of your other guy tho.
why arent you so sure now?
>>9441015
Just slept for a little while, going to have lunch now.
My livers fine btw, so I'm having more tests done tomorrow.
How're you?
>>9443111
No I alternate between standing, sitting, and driving a forklift. Unless of course someone doesn't show up and I'm far enough ahead that I have to go do their job instead.
>>9443050
I was just playing dood
>>9443115
there's more than three?
I've watched two iirc
>>9443121
there is one where the death star causes these massive nuclear explosions that looks totally rad
>>9443005
lol wow, I bet you already saw interstellar like 7 times since you said you wouldn't. lol
>>9443154
It just doesn't seem like something I would be using these days.
>>9443172
Yes, I think there are eight now if you include rogue one. I think you would hate the originals. But you might like the newest ones. I am not sure sure if you can appreciate the cinematic perfection of the prequels.
>>9443172
Never said that about Interstellar and I haven't seen it for a long time. But I will watch it again in my viewing chambers just for the docking scene. I agreed not to watch zootopia again, and I have only seen it once and that was last june and I am pretty sure I was drunk or high, possibly both.
>>9443162
I should get a forklift liscence.
>>9443276
Oh.. I think you're right. I got them mixed up..
>>9443276
thats true, theyre not really good for much other than lightsabering. When we have the big bread meet up I'll bring my sabers along and you can check them out!
>>9443323
Does your company do third party licences or do they do internal licences?
>>9443327
Yep. What have you been up to today?
>>9443365
It's Bed Bath & Beyond
that store lies to you.
there's nothing beyond the bed bath.
>>9443550
That's what they want you to think. The beyond section is our online store.
>>9443550
Only the black yawning maw of nothingness
>>9443385
Nothing...
>>9443617
oh
>>9443568
>>9443598
fun fact: you aren't allowed to bathe or sleep in a bed bath and beyond.
they should call it candles potpourri and beyond.
>>9443385
Absolutely nothing.. well, there was this huge fucking bee that got in when everyone got home and we were trying to get it out and it attacked up and there was a bunch of drama over it.
>>9443635
No shit.
>>9443635
those lying bastards!
>>9443637
Exciting stuff. Is anyone there allergic or do you all just really hate stings? Get one of those electric bug swatters.
He was also doing sexual things with his niece.
>>9443637
Bunch of pussies.
>>9443686
ooooh this is a cute!
https://discord.gg/QzU2HZY
Politics, ponies, friendship, and horse pussy
>>9443744
what is this?
>>9443823
The discord. I think natsoc spends his time there now.
So there is no reason to join.
>>9443686
Yeah my uncles allergic to them, I think so, not sure. I know I'm not. Though, it was one of those large carpenter bee's and not those aggressive ones like wasps and such, these are rather curious. They like to buzz around close to your face for some reason. The problem is they aren't small and they are about 4 times as loud as your typical wasp so when you have one of them trying to get up close and personal like that, well it can be alarming.
I'm guessing it followed us inside because of the bright lights so my idea was to turn off all the lights and have my niece open the doors so it went outside, though instead of going outside the fucking thing followed her around and she started freaking out and slammed into me and I heard the bee coming right at me so I tried to dodge it and knocked over a bunch of stuff they were bringing instead, then the bee fucked off back outside.
Correct, unless you wanna hear some weird ass voices.
>>9443823
A place to chat and politics+ponies. Oh and the 1st Horse Reich
https://discord.gg/8Y5JXq (aryanne discord)
>>9443873
>wasp flew in
>turn off the lights
>not just swatting it
>>9443909
K
>>9443917
It wasn't a wasp. It was a carpenter bee. Good luck swatting one of those, likely if you did it would just bounce off and you only succeeded in angering it and then it would sting the fuck out of you for being stupid and disrespectful.
Also my arm isn't great, I can't swing at it.
>>9443687
You and blewberry are pretty much the same.
>>9444009
I do not care for diapers.
>>9444009
You just gotta hit it hard enough dumbass.
>>9444009
You have two arms....
>>9443873
>Carpenter bees are notoriously sensitive to noise, which may in fact be a sensitivity to vibrations. Set up a soundbox or boombox next to their prospective dwellings to encourage them to leave. This method is both safe and no-hassle.
Easy enough solution.
That was a questionable strategy on your part but as long as it works I guess. It is later than I thought and I have miles to go before I sleep. catch you on the flip.
>>9444009
don't miss the fours btw
>>9444078
Goodbye, goodnight.
>>9444095
Hmm.. I'm not making any promises.
>>9444030
well iguess we cant be friends = (
>>9444199
They do nothing for me. I do not care otherwise, though.
lost my first game of Dreadnought
>>9444306
Wait, that games out now?!?!
>>9444306
Nice. I knew you could do it.
>go outside for like two minutes
>the get is got
wtf
>mo one here even tried getting
wtf is wrong witchu
I was masturbating.
>>9444540
I don't pay attention to post numbers usually.
>still has a chech'em bun though
You can't make this shit up lol
Well clearly you can, but wtf
>>9444600
What's so bad about using a didlydoo as a dildo tho?
>>9444600
are you deeply offended?
>>9444623
>>9444627
>>9444543
you spend more effort peddling slander or slinging mud at me than you do on any gets though
>>9444681
Sorry.
>>9444679
yes and?
>>9444623
>>9444627
>>9444679
>>9444697
I don't find it offensive, I find it fucking hilarious.
You're sticking a giant wooden hose into your arse effectively.
why.
>>9444679
I'm sure they used the smaller, tame end. It's the sensible thing to do. But who's mad they did it?
>>9444713
The news networks.
>>9444712
It's a thing scratched off the buckit list?
sounds like a rad drinking story
>>9444713
aborigine's probably.
>>9444750
KEK
>>9444712
>why
Some people derive sexual pleasure from having their asshole stretched wide.
>>9444728
Is Dreadnaught FTP ?
>>9444774
yes, but I played 2 games and didn't care for it, it's also 15 or so gigs.
>>9444796
Thank you~
>>9444760
Yeah but like, it's not sealed.
It's not a butt plug, it's a wooden hose...
>Raptor just posted that as an excuse to talk about gay stuff
>>9444941
Why does it need to be sealed?
>>9444993
>
>>9445101
Stpo shit leaking out
I'm back! Ultimately ended up enabling the guest account on my desktop and letting my friend borrow it for vidya before I left.
>>9445130
You know they usually clean themselves out first.
>>9445176
wtf you let your friend borrow your whole computer?
>>9445130
Gonna be honest, Rap. There's a right way and a wrong way to have anal sex. Do it AFTER you've taken a shit, not before.
>>9445176
You see I make my friends get their own damn computer...
>>9445182
Yeah, but you don't clean out all 22 meters of intestine
>>9445213
I'm not gunna have anal either way Rubles :P
>>9445194
Yes, I trust him. Besides, all the important crap is on my laptop which I'm using now. :P
>>9445255
Oh you poor poor fool
>>9445267
G'day Urshula, I hope i didn't upset you earlier
>>9445278
There can still be debris, but either way I'm not interested in anal.
>>9445281
Hahah, you're fine Raptor. :P
Actually, I was considering getting you one of those 4chan passes so you can post easier while you're sick. What do you think?
can we talk about hips, thighs and butts now?
raptor is one of those peeps that think of butts like volatile poop filled balloons ready ta explode at any moment
>>9445387
He's probably one of those people that poop like three times a day.
>>9445375
That's sweet, but I couldn't~
I wouldn't wanna put you out or take advantage of you in some way or anything like that
>>9445386
>>9445387
No Skitty, I've just seen it in pron too often to lose the mental imagery
is it gross that i didn't clean all 22 meters of each vagina i've sunk through to make sure i didn't get pee on me?
>>9445415
you've been watching too much japanese fetish porn on 4chan
>>9445387
although that'd be funny as fuck
>>9445408
not usually no, but for the last 3 weeks I have been cause of my illness :P
3+ times easy
>>9445417
that's because you don't fuck a girls urethra~
>>9445428
nah it wasn't fetish stuff, it jsut happened in each instance.
>>9445438
>dont fuck a girls urethra
Wait what?
>>9445415
i think thats a trap butt
>>9445417
>pee
>not festering mucous germs
>>9445438
s-stop watching shitty porn then wtf
>>9445415
No really though, it wouldn't be any trouble for me~
>>9445255
Not even gonna fuck a girl up the ass? It's fun, I promise!
>>9445460
it's not, it's some tumbler chick that has an age play fetish or something
>>9445438
so when you've been with chicks you make sure to avoid the urethra so you don't touch the pee?
i grew up being called a germaphobe but you take it to a new level
>>9445458
https://i.imgur.com/mSqFJ.jpg
>>9445477
>wants you to be indebted to him like darwin is to me
>>9445415
What the HECK, Interrogator? ;;
>>9445458
Women have two holes...
>>9445460
I don't, but I dunno
>>9445463
>anal sex
>shitty porn
KEK
don't worry I did ages ago.
years even
>>9445477
Is there anything you'd like in return?
>>9445493
I've thought about trying it but it doesn't really appeal to me and the girls I've been with had no interest in trying it either.
>>9445494
I didn't say that skits :P
>>9445501
Kek, i know~
I do know that it's not necessarily a common thing to get shit all over the place, but I dunno, it's just always been something I've had no real interest towards
>>9445501
Slight kek
>>9445510
I knew that would root you out.
I need sleep, but I also need snuggles.
>>9445551
>>9445555
chekt
>>9445495
indebted like how he walks around with a tripcode that is not his?
>>9445551
*snuggles*
>>9445555
checked
>>9445566
SHOTS FIRED!!!!!!!!!!
Also check on that tri-dub
>>9445526
getting shit allover the place is completely normal, havent you seen the mens restroom?
>>9445555
>>9445569
*accepts snuggles and checks Interrogator's quads*
>>9445548
Not a good time.
>>9445566
That thing is one of the absolute best incarnations of Twilight ever.
>>9445598
Ok, are you going to bed or did something bad come up?
>>9445569
Do I have you on steam?
I should.
I'm Obvious and easy to find on your friends list
>>9445615
Very much so.
Hasbro could probably sell a toy of this.
>>9445654
Yep. I'll have it ready by tomorrow and send you a message on steam.
>>9445655
Probably what it was done for. :P
>>9445687
Thanks Urshula, I really appreciate it~
>>9445687
Perhaps. I'll have to look around at Christmas time to see if the toy exists.
>>9445616
Just busy.
>>9445735
Sorry I bothered you.
Alright, I'm heading to sleep.
Nini all!
>>9445773
Night
>>9445717
Don't forget Starlight too!
>>9445773
Goodnight.
>>9445773
Night Rubles
>>9445735
That is no way to respect your indebted obligation to meet his needs when required for his generosity.
>>9445852
>>9445852
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new bread
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