Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First gays”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of a Dr.Pepper you want to use as a tribute in a Hungry Gays simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host fiddles and puts your tribute in a fight to the life with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people Arrpee as their main avatars (or “faggots”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
>>9426013
Forgive you? No, I thank you. I am now free from this hell that is reality. Thank you.
DICKS
I WON'T BE IGNORED
Post covers better than the original songs
>>9426042
calm down okabe
>>9426022
How long shall it be that I tread this path?
No matter. I shall endure this trial, as I have all the others. I must.
>>9426040
May you know peace.
COCK!
>LF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67nWmgl4-po
>>9426022
It's late now, do you think we should turn in? I doubt we'll come across anyone at this time of day anyway.
>>9426052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZA4xPkb1bc
>>9426052
>Dislike the original song, love this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aMg3_3tbB8
FINALLY
IT'S THE FINAL THREE
>>9426052
https://youtu.be/73WWpKyuWL4
How much of an idiot do have to be to not bring water on your journey?
Talk about hydrating yourself.
place mats
>>9426085
A shotgun might do the trick, but I am unsure. It doesn't make sense to not bring any gun with you. Didn't I have a pistol before...? Or did I drop it?
>>9426093
Amateur! I-I mean, ah, thank you for hosting! Did I win?
Win card here you go.
>>9426052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m74ZcEGSUFY
>>9426053
Clumsy of me, so very clumsy...very well. There's no use in holding such regrets over it.
I needed to tend to the shrine, anyways.
>>9426102
His usual favorite place. A-ah, nevermind.
Congratulations, sir. And thank you for this trial.
>>9426102
Thanks for the chance.
>>9426112
THANKS FOR HOSTING
Thank you for hosting
>>9426102
Thanks, mate.
>>9426102
Thanks for hosting
>>9426112
Congratulations
>>9426112
It looks great! Thank you for something so thoughtful, especially when it's so late!
It gets late and takes way too long for a game sometimes.
Hope you all had fun a little quick breather and I'll host again.
>>9426118
>sprays
>>9426112
Uh, congratulations.
>>9426102
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>9426118
Oh shit that cock looks delicious
>>9426118
GIVE IT TO MY DADDY OH YES
>KK
>>9426102
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>9426112
Congratulations Jerk, Arigato host.
>>9426131
あなたはどこに行っていると思いますか?As far as I'm concerned, "Ivan" -- we still have unsettled business to finish.
Ngw?
>>9426093
>>9426102
Third place, once again. It's refreshing to find out that you fall short instead of making second or first. I do need to wonder if I'm going to win any time in the future, however. Hopefully, I can at least change it to be where no one else will be around.
>Kosaku sighs, clapping his hand once to sure he's pleased. "At the very least, I can be assured it won't be soon. That's the last thing I want."
Now is appropriate to thank you. I truly hope that this isn't the last time I place third.
First 24 or something.
>>9426172
Fluorette
>>9426172
Gascoigne
>>9426172
Vino
>>9426168
Fourth times the charm
>>9426172
Billy The Kid
>>9426172
THICC Tsuyu
>>9426172
Lana's mother
>>9426172
Eggman-kun
>>9426172
Suicide Baby
>>9426172
Cassandra
>>9426172
Wang
>>9426172
Night Dog
>>9426172
Meh Emoji Mom
>>9426172
Mikus ass
>>9426172
Maria and Harusame
>>9426172
Akatsuki
>>9426172
Ridley
>>9426172
Anime Disabler Hamada
>>9426172
Lickilicky
>>9426172
Inkling
>>9426172
Orca
>>9426172
Daddy
>>9426172
Ivan Braginsky
>>9426165
>That picture
>Holy shit you're going to kill me.
And what kind of business might this be, Akatsuki? You're not going to get into a fight, are you? You're going to regret it, that's for sure! Try me! Я coбиpaюcь yдapить тeбя!
>>9426172
Tohru
>>9426172
Junkrat
>>9426172
Kaito
>>9426172
Ririchiyo
>>9426172
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9426181
I surely hope so. I don't want to draw attention to myself.
>>9426172
Silver fox
>>9426172
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>9426172
ED-E
Six more
>>9426172
Fighter
>>9426251
Liar
>>9426251
Dancing Skelemans
>>9426052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T88fbHOmvRk
>>9426251
Iria
>>9426251
Tsubasa Hanekawa
swaps if you care.
>>9426172
Merak
>again?
>>9426306
>>9426242
>>9426288
>>9426306
>>9426271
>>9426288
>>9426306
>>9426271
>>9426312
Him then.
>>9426306
Get on with it.
>>9426312
It's three today boi
>>9426314
>>9426316
all the swaps are good commencing shortly. Enjoy your stay.
>>9426338
BANNED
>>9426349
Hmm. Where's the fire escape? I mean, just incase something goes wrong.
>>9426342
>shit,three
>guess I'm not getting sleep anytime soon.
I want to fuck Kurisu
>>9426326
Thanks.
>>9426342
>I unironically thank you for being so dedicated.
>>9426222
Of course not. I'm one man, you're a country!?But if you dare lay foot into my country with bad intentions, I will defend it to the bitter end.
>He mutters under his own breath.
War mongering pig.
>>9426349
This won't turn out to be one of those ghost story things where the hotel had actually burned down long ago, right?
>>9426306
Do not care.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWct6mjvvNg
>>9426374
NO
O
>>9426379
Well I enjoy it more so.
>>9426385
Kaito, this is a simulation. You're not supposed to do that, you'll create a time paradox!
>>9426402
>and dead right on day 1.
>thanks anyway.
>>9426349
This area is rife with discontent in the air. I can feel it. It chokes the very soul.
How odd...
>>9426414
Rip.
>>9426314
>>9426316
>>9426326
It's nice to be getting all this support! I promise to represent you all properly in the game!
>>9426383
>Ivan isn't deaf, and catches the "pig" bit at the end, clenching his fist and shoving it in his coat.
Tы oдин, чтoбы гoвopить yчитывaя, чтo ты пpиeхaл из Япoнии. It's not like your country is the best. Russia might be a bit strange, but at least our men don't lock ourselves in their rooms all day and make it a trend! Gopnik imitators.
>>9426402
So.. I'm right?
This creepy middle of the night bell while sleeping in this ghost hotel isn't helping..
>>9426447
Do not
>>9426435
>not thanking the person that was the actual reason you got in
>>9426349
>>9426365
>>9426420
You girls are a couple of sooks, aren't ya? Try and smile ya bloody pikers! Don't kill the mood!
>>9426402
Hooley dooley! Have I gone to the sook hotel for sooks? I'm just adding some bathwater to me bath, calm the hell down!
>Junkrat says, in the process of creating an acid bath.
>>9426456
That's the biggest door I've ever seen in my life. Heck, this is the biggest Hotel I've ever been to in my life.
Yonderu... Yonderunda...
>>9426456
This is definitely a horror movie ghost hotel! I know a dead kid when I see one.
>>9426492
Kikoeru.
>>9426496
Just your imagination or ooh! Maybe it's a glitch.
>>9426486
I've no idea what any of what you just said was. However, my line of work deals with such matters as this. And this...malevolence coats this building like ash from a volcano. You'll have to forgive me for taking this seriously.
>>9426518
You'll thank me later, I'm certain!
>>9426504
Tate.
>>9426439
At least we don't make a habit of providing "special supplements" to our Olympians, きさま.
>>9426528
Tate ore ga!
>>9426486
Don't forget we're in the middle of a death match where anything can go wrong. It's not like we're on a worry free vacation.
>>9426518
What are you talking about? I haven't showered today.
>>9426518
Okay, those first few may have been, but this time actual things moved! So this is ghost house, you can't fool a fool.
>>9426532
ORE GA MAMORU
>>9426518
Damn hotels, they just happen to change your gender once you enter them.
>>9426535
>I haven't showered today
WEW
>>9426538
Stop trying to scare others.
>>9426518
>Ivan runs. Not because he's scared, just to clarify, but mostly because the person that said so just appeared STRAIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE.
I'm running! Don't hurt me, I just wanted to talk to my dear friends because I love them so much!
>>9426529
At least my people don't obsess over children because they're famous! The idol culture over there is horrendous! People may consider us to be weird, but the Japanese are weirder than we ever could hope to be!
>>9426563
>Autistic hollowfied screeching
What's your dream car, HG
>>9426570
Ya wanna stay with me tonight? What, havin' bad dreams? I ain't one ta turn a woman down, but I also ain't about ta forget that disrespect when ya whacked me wit' your broom that once, neither. You're sleepin' on the floor, that a deal?
>>9426570
>she gently rattles the gate to no avail
The staff never said anything about a key. I was told it was supposed to be open 24/7.
>>9426584
A NEW LAMBORGHINI
>>9426570
His hands are covered in my oil! Only a ghost hotel can make a child murder a machine!
>>9426584
Ferrari 355 Spider
>>9426584
67 Shelby GT500
>>9426593
>coughs
Nope
>>9426584
1970 Ford Mustang? or a Bell-air.
>>9426518
You order any room service, like some oil or somethin'? Beep once for "yeah" and twice for "yeah nah."
>>9426527
Why "malevolence?" This arena where ya brutally main and kill all the fellas you meet any different from the other arenas where ya brutally maim and kill all the fellas you meet?
>>9426535
That's just business as always mate. Might as well enjoy the change in local!
>>9426570
Oh, it's the kid again. Well, don't mind me...
>Junkrat moves his closet back in front of the door, blocking the squid's entrance.
>>9426574
...and it upsets me to hear that...
>tired. g'night.
>>9426631
>Junkrat prods the body with his foot cautiously. Yep, it's a corpse alright.
Talk about wrong place wrong time, hey cobber? Oh well, least it weren't really a ghost. Reckon I'd be in a real spot of trouble then...
>>9426641
That doesn't mean we can't still be cautious. It's always best to come up with contingency plans in case anything weird were to occur. I'm not going to put on a fake facade and act like everything is going to be alright.
>>9426651
I'm sorry, but it's true. You people tend to glorify children a tad bit too much, and I don't like it. Well, at least you're not one of them...
>Good night, mate.
>>9426641
This place itself conspires against you. This one is a lure, meant for the sole purpose of slaying those brave or mad enough to step foot in it.
>Fluorette closes her eyes, tilting her head as if listening to something.
I'm certain of it. But I doubt you're as spiritually-inclined as I, so for you...I suppose you could say it just hates people?
Yo holy fuck I'm gonna make a Cyber Chase code
>>9426689
Tell me how to goes.
>>9426651
night
HEAVEN'S
>>9426469
>Sorry about that, I can't properly look at the threads atm.
>>9426708
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>9426721
>that picture in the bottom right corner
hmmm....
Overdriver?
Yay or nay?
>>9426734
Again, I know how to turn the taps on and off. What do you take me for?
>>9426671
Y'know what? I've accepted the fact that I'm probably gonna die, so I'm just gonna enjoy my time at the spa here before that happens. That's the true way of playin' this game, I reckon: you take advantage of it.
>>9426680
The place itself hates people? I didn't use to believe in ghosts, but my perspective's on that changed a bit since coming 'ere. You some kinda ghost girl yourself, roight? Reckon you can purge the evil or whatever so I can enjoy the bar in peace?
>>9426734
So what, the ghosts 'ere are wasting water? Yeah, real spooky. Might be the lamest haunting of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevzIXAtX2g
nice rp
>Asgore
I want to talk to ______
>>9426724
thats a real anime called ket-ai
>>9426763
I want to talk to Len
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbe0QjFc5zU
>>9426763
Junko Enoshima from the Persona series.
Fuck the new Alien movie.
>go to movie alone
>get a jumbo popcorn with butter
>theater packed with loud african americans
>oh boy
>wheat scene
>SO DAT HOW WHEATIES IS MADE
>I sigh
>guy steps on a spore
>OOOOOOOH BOOOOOOY HE DONE IT NOOOOOW WOOO HE GOT DA BLACKNESS HUAH HUAH
>trying to enjoy my popcorn despite the shrieking
>Neomorph appears
>YO WHY DIS ALIEN WHITE
>sigh loudly (quietly)
>David luring the dude into the egg chamber
>SHIT DER GON BE A PREDATOR IN DERE OOOOHH
>I groan (quietly)
>David leans in to kiss a dude
>6'5" african american stands up and starts yelling incoherently at the screen, something about trees and cats
>give him my evil eye when he's not looking
>long dialogue scene
>one of the african americans pulls out a basketball under his seat and runs around dribbling the ball between the aisles
>get up and leave
That's my experience. Terrible movie.
>>9426772
Is the new alien movie good? I didn't even know it was out yet. Been meaning to see it.
>>9426778
Even Resurrection is better.
>>9426778
Isn't it like Prometheus except from wandering they try to live on another planet?
How much more blood can be shed tonight?
>>9426788
Oh god is it really that bad please tell me no
>>9426752
Yeah, looks like we're gonna have to share a bed. No funny business, roight? I don't want to wake up in the middle of the night with you gliding your hands all over my muscular body and saying in some sorta whispery voice "oh Junkrat, your muscles are so big. Can I sit on your face?" Don't want to hear it.
>>9426769
Tell me: was I tasty?
>>9426745
Seeing new things can open ones' eyes well, can it not? I-ah-well, I still live and breath, just...not in this body. Consider me more of a holy woman in a sense.
>She clears her throat softly, and offers a shrug with a nervous smile and a tug of her collar.
I'm no expert, but I can certainly try, sir.
>>9426752
As I suspected. Again, it's too odd.
>>9426769
So much for that...
>>9426794
Not going to spoil but it ruins the entire series by the way of showing how the Xenomorphs were created.
Some mirror shit and spooks.
FINAL TWO
I
N
A
L
T
W
O
OH SHIT AN EVENT.
Why did both of my games end with this...?
>>9426807
Fucksake I had high hopes for this movie
Place mats.
Congratulations, win card coming next.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFpzp10Qr4o
>>9426795
>Can I sit on your face
Wut
Thanks for playing.
>>9426745
You're right, there is little chance of escaping death here, but it doesn't hurt to lower the chances and increasing the possibility of surviving a bit longer. Instead of being a sitting duck, you should arm yourself with knowledge and caution so you won't be struck down as easily. I want to be a formidable opponent in this "game" as you put it, rather than a damsel in distress.
>>9426827
Oh. Thanks for hosting.
>>9426800
Astral projection then? I've watched some movies in me life, I get how this business works. Make sure you focus your efforts at the bar. I don't want any spirits possessing my spirits, got it?
>>9426821
I just don't want to hear it, got it?
>>9426827
Cheers cobber.
>>9426817
Also Fassbender is an overrated actor.
>>9426816
>>9426820
Thank you for hosting! It was really great this game!
>>9426820
Congratulations Ichigo, you actually didn't get killed by me.
Thank you very much for hosting and..
>Kaito speaks in really shitty staticy robot voice.
Dr. Pepper is the best soda.
>>9426820
Congratulations, ma'am.
And thank you for this!
>>9426833
If only I had that luxury....
>She bows deeply, a blue-glowing halo appearing over her head.
I'll do my best, you've my promise of that.
>>9426827
Been a while since I've won. Thanks for the game.
>>9426820
Thanks for hosting again
>>9426816
Congratulations, Ichigo
LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
>>9426857
Goodnight riri. I need sleep before I die.
>>9426844
You're damn right it is.
>>9426853
Enjoy the bragging rights.
Shall I ask for a roll call or just get to buisness?
>>9426862
Despair
>>9426868
Get straight to it.
>>9426828
See, I don't really get the point in playin' the game because you don't even get paid for winning it! Ya just get some kinda weird card. Ain't worth it, in my opinion. I just use it as to explode things without getting the pigs involved.
>>9426852
>Junkrat freezes up on seeing the halo appear, taking a few cautious steps back and raising his hands defensively.
W-woah, did I say I was gonna go drinking? I meant I was gonna go study up on the good book, that's what I meant! Hahaha...
>>9426867
Goodnight
>>9426862
The cult of personality?
>>9426772
Nice copypasta.
Re-restart those timers, It's time for another round.
Who will it be this time, a New Challenger? An old face or maybe even Kosaku who's been on a losing streak!
First 24/36
>>9426877
Pardon me?
>She glances up at the halo.
Oh, that! Oh, no, no.
>Fluorette waves her hands back and forth in the air a bit, laughing awkwardly as she shakes her head.
I just like using this, is all, truly! Ah...ahem. And either way, it's more than likely we're not of the same faith at all, anyways.
>>9426891
Fluorette
>>9426891
Vino
>>9426891
Oroborus Dragon God Ophis
>>9426891
Grora
>>9426891
Eric Andre
>>9426891
Ririchiyo
>>9426891
Junkrat
>>9426891
Lonqu
>>9426891
Kaito
>>9426891
Marie Korbel
>>9426891
Ivan Braginsky
>>9426891
The Intellectual Savior Of The Masses
>>9426891
Kosaku Kawajiri
Was there a need to call attention to that?
>>9426891
Machi Amayadori
>>9426891
Carl Carlson
>>9426917
Not so much, I'm rooting for you.
>>9426891
Gwendolyn
>>9426877
Wanting to blow stuff up? That's borderline psychotic behavior. Not everyone wants to see destruction and panic, some, like me, just want to be able to be left alone peacefully. If you want to cause chaos, by all means go for it, but it doesn't mean I, nor anybody else will follow in your stead.
>>9426891
Lord Beerus
>>9426896
>Junkrat regains his composure, looking more confused than alarmed this time.
So you aren't an angel then? In that case I'm gonna go out drinking. After givin' me a fright like that I think you should make extra sure there aren't any ghosts botherin' me at the bar!
>>9426886
LIKE JOSEPH STALIN AND GHANDI
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
>>9426904
Welcome back
Five more
>>9426891
Maria and Harusame
>>9426891
Ichiya Amakaze
>>9426924
>Kosaku stays silent, before slowly shaking his head. "Someone is even rooting for me? Well, I guess that this time I'll n e e d to do my best. Especially if it's the host herself."
Fine. Because of that, I'll do my best to place well. But you shouldn't expect me to win, because I can assure you I won't.
>>9426936
Shiny Flygon
>>9426891
Tree
>>9426936
Anonydeath
>>9426932
I see someone here has a good taste in music!
check for mistakes
>>9426961
me being here
>>9426930
As I said, merely a holy woman. Though at times I wonder...
>She shrugs, before bowing once more, willing herself to look much calmer than she had been.
I'll not oppose you. Enjoy yourself as best you can.
>>9426961
>>9426915
>>9426957
>>9426942
Not with that attitude you won't.
>>9426966
Damn man....I'll give you a card if you want.
>>9426961
Ready for anything!
>>9426928
Hey now, everyone appreciates a good explosion or two! Or five. Or five hundred. Dunno, depends on my mood.
Well girl, you do you and I'll do me. Me doing me is living life and havin' fun, no worries no dramas.
>>9426961
I'm in, so I can say with confidence that ya haven't made any mistakes.
>>9426975
>>9426969
Oh, uh, thank you.
>>9426972
nah, just joking
>>9426969
got it
>>9426961
>>9426972
Exactly. Watch me, because I can assure you that this will be as quick as it can be.
>Kosaku crosses his arms and leans back, a disinterested expression being the most prominent feature. "If I act like I want to win, maybe she'll let it pass? I hope so. I can't summon my Stand since some people might see. Hope for the best, Kosaku."
Let's begin.
Up and ready to go.
Goodluck everyone...you'll need it.
>>9426999
>Uhhhh, that should be Lucky, not UnLucky.
>>9426976
I think more people want to prevent any sort of detonation than see one take place. What sort of person would find enjoyment from such a thing? Your brain must be seriously miswired if you consider it a form of entertainment. Didn't your parents ever teach you about safety towards yourself and environment?
On second thoughts, I don't think it'll be a good idea to let you continue on with your little "hobby". It's not something harmless is it? You could easily injure someone in the process.
>>9426999
And I am out of here!
>Licking his lips, Ichiya immediately runs backwards.
Lot of the competition seems human, well except that toilet wrapped dog and that... weird multi color thing, but I got this in the bag!
...Unless I get really unlucky.
>>9427008
>casts unlucky curse upon you for the rest of the game
>>9427038
>casts inverse
>the bad luck is now good luck
>you like this
>>9427029
>>9427038
>But wait the bone isn't anywhere neaaaaaaaaa...
>Lucky's single eye turns from yellow to red as the UnLucky curse takes effect.
>Because who needs a silly thing like sanity?
Ahha, ahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9427045
>That wasn't what he was talking about.
>>9427059
I think I've overstayed myself at the moment...aaah, I really need to hurry along.
>>9427059
Kihhh... kittens...?! Buh... bork, BORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORK
>UnLucky spends the better part of an afternoon chasing the kittens around the arena.
>>9427057
local anon is fucking retarded; assumes shit and gets hit for it
whoops
You say you don't have a girlfriend.
Funny coincidence, your girlfriend doesn't have a boyfriend, maybe you two should hook up
>>9427063
Where's her neck?
>>9427067
Made me giggle
>>9427069
What
>>9427059
Sorry boys, nothing beats the original.
>>9427070
My coat's collar is large.
...Very large.
>>9426995
Good at it.
>>9427092
>She's deep in meditation.
>tfw have to light my cigarettes with my toaster
It works pretty well though desu
>>9427057
>Ichiya cautiously looks at the TPed dog, taking some steps back from it.
I ain't messing with this dog, it's someone else's problem!
>He runs away from the doggo, not even looking back.
>>9427059
>Taking out a coin, Ichiya looks at it and back at the cliff.
Heads, I be badass and leap for it. Or tails, play it safe.
>Tossing it into the air, he catches it and places it on the back of his hand.
Tails. Well, darn.
>>9427092
You seem to have skipped a night.
>>9427092
>>9426995
Keep at it...
>>9427097
why not the stove?
>>9426999
Have it. Don't wanna bother carrying that thing 'round all day anyways.
>>9427022
"Let" me continue?
>Junkrat immediately bursts into hysterics, mocking the girl with viscous laughter.
Kid, you don't "let" me do anything. I should be the one askin' about your parents, who lets their kid go around lectruin' adults?
>>9427092
>Beerus and Ophis fighting
O shit
>>9427105
S-shit
>>9427106
Because that takes way too long to heat up.
>>9427097
>not sigars
Sissy
Night 1 cause I'm making mistakes now
Maybe the next game Kosaku..
>>9427119
I just like menthol more...
>>9427092
>More like mentally sick.
>UnLucky spends the better part of the...
>>9427112
>>9427105
>...The better part of the day? rocking back and forth, giggling like a madman.
>Mad dog? Mad dog.
>>9427101
>Lucky would be happy to explain that the wrappings are bandages, not toilet paper.
>Unfortunately, Lucky isn't home right now, and UnLucky simply doesn't care.
>>9427092
>Kaito doesn't use a pick, the artificial skin on the tips of his fingers are all torn up after he finishes playing.
>>9427122
>He whispers into her ear while barely an inch away.
I. Am. Eternal.
Now back to the normal scheduled simulation
>>9427122
Ehh....uhh...hannibal, is that you?
>>9427106
>>9427130
I am, and I will. If it'll make you not root for me again, I'll try to win this for your sake, and your sake only. Hold on, is that what I think it is? Good grief.
>Kosaku sighs, realizing that he had died as soon as he said that. "At least the rooting and praise will stop now. At least the host doesn't seem to mind."
There. Now will you stop rooting for me? I've proven I'm not capable to win even one of these.
I have this thing with Kaito, where we always get to the end of the game together, but then he kills me.
Motherfucker.
>>9427139
I'm going to make a killing skinning and selling these potatoes..
>>9427122
>UnLucky does the """""sane""""" thing, and joins in Ichiya's insane babbling and hallucinations.
>>9427139
>...You fucked up again. Lucky is a guy, not a girl.
>Either way, this action is standard fare for UnLucky.
Ehehehe, eeeehehehehehahahahaha... Yeessss... B-better not let them bleed too much... it'll get in the... get in the fur, ehehehehahaaaa...
>>9427143
I'll root for you next time, You'll evenually get it.
>>9427145
That's happened to me with Eggman. Everyone slide we were together I would die the next slide.
>>9427145
I ship it
>>9427145
Hi Ichigo.
>>9427139
This fort is beginning to become a cheap joke.
>>9427145
>ichigo
>>9427139
Alright I'll let you in, but you have to earn your way in by at least chaling half of this ranch.
>>9427107
Knowledge and maturity is much more important than something as trivial as age. What do you get with age? Nothing, besides added responsibility, and that only occurs because you're assumed to be more mature and wise.
>she folds her arms with a smug look on her face
I'll have you know you're talking with a half demon, the pride and joy of the Shirakiin family. Scoff all you want, but you should be honored to be able to receive advice from such a well known name. My parents would have asked you to listen to me all the same.
>>9427158
Almost every fucking time. I hate it.
>>9427164
>Chaling
I'll just see myself out
>>9427154
You don't need to do that for me, and I would prefer it if you didn't. Is this some sort of pity party for me?
>Kosaku raises his hand to indicate her to cease. "I may seem somewhat harsh, but I don't need total strangers rooting for me. Even if her hands do seem kind of beautiful... No, Kosaku, it isn't worth it."
I will be fine, miss. You don't have to join in with rooting for me.
>>9427178
I'm sorry, I don't have anything against you, honest.
>>9427197
Are you sure? Cause it's been happening for about 5 months now.
Where did Kurisu go
>>9427209
Wrong game.
>>9427206
I was finishing my card and the captcha wasnt working store club
>>9427209
>bootlegged games 08
speeding it up slightly cause I messed up twice in a row
>>9427202
I can't control what happens anymore than you can.
>>9427227
Huh..? That's weird I could have sworn I had more money in my ice cream fund than this.. Weird.
>>9427227
It's tomato sauce, I swear! I needed it to make dinner last night.
>>9427139
>Junkrat stares blankly at a tree, raising the slab of meat up to his mouth every now and then to nibble at it.
>>9427166
>A smug smile of his own forms on Junkrat's face as the girl reveals more of herself to him. Half-demon, pride and joy of some important-sounding family? Sounds like Junkrat's next score.
Fancy kid, aren't ya? I bet you live in a palace too, where you can exert your high n' mighty attitude across all the land. Or maybe a mansion of some kind, am I right?
>>9427209
Where the hell did my shack go? I swear it was around here somewhere...
>>9427227
I really shouldn't still be here.
>>9427234
Do I turn evil in the future or something..?
>>9427241
Watch out those two are cold hearted killers who've won before.
>>9427234
>sleeps
>>9427246
LITERAL HITLER
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>>9427238
That's right, I live in a mansion, but it'll be foolish of me to give you any more information than that. I hope you now fully understand the importance of the lady you're talking to.
Unfortunately, I have an appointment somewhere else. Consider yourself lucky that I won't be here to monitor your bombing activities. I expect to see everything in one piece upon my return.
>>9427227
D-don't worry, t-tree... w-with this, you'll... you'll be good as new...
>>9427234
>>9427253
>Didn't work. UnLucky is dead.
>...Which means Lucky can respawn with his sanity back.
>>9427261
I love you riri
>>9427251
I-I don't know what you want from me..!
>>9427253
Oh, that's a nice shade of blue, but really.. You should be happy with your natural hair color.
H-how am I Hitler?
OH SHIT AN AUTIST IS RUNNING AROUND WITH A SCYTHE
>>9427264
Forever lucky once again
>>9427269
You'll have to go back in time to stop yourself from turning into hitler. We don't need a Mecha Hitler
>>9427253
This isn't even the weirdest contest I've been a part of, but this is still high on the list.
>>9427269
Don't worry, I'm just making jokes at your expense.
If ghosts really stay and haunt the places where they die, the highway must be full of ghosts just standing around looking at traffic all angry and shit.
>>9427282
I want a modern ghost to float over my bed at night and ask me what my wifi password is
>>9427275
And with this, I think I'll take my leave.
Thank you for this.
>>9427287
I want to fuck a ghost slut.
>>9427275
For fucks sake.
>>9427282
Imagine all the ghosts in the Caribbean
>>9427288
Goodnight
>>9427287
Would there be ghost escort who got murdered by the road as well?
>>9427275
But I don't have a mustache.
>>9427280
But you're the one who.. Ah, it's fine.
>>9427287
>ywn have a qt ghost watch over you as you do your daily routine while you have no idea she's there
>ywn have a qt ghost admit she has feelings for you while you're none the wiser
>ywn have a ghost qt get flustered when you look in her direction
>>9427302
She can go back to her body whenever tho, it's not the same
>>9427304
You'll grow one out
>>9427307
>She will never be absolutely disgusted and go haunt someone else as the words "dog blowjob" fill your google search bar
Almost the worst feast ever
>>9427304
What, you thought I was being serious? Well it does piss me off that I keep losing to you over and over again but that's just rng. Doesn't mean I can't have fun with it though.
>>9427307
Better call ghost busters.
>>9427261
Yeah yeah, beat it brat. I'll make sure to blow your expectations away, don't worry about that! I'll blow that stupid look off your face, too...
>Junkrat murmurs that last sentence under his breathe.
>>9427320
>>9427304
At least he has a bomb ass wincard
>tfw the area around my butthole is damaged where it doesn't bleed but stings like hell
>no baby cream to soften my ass
>>9427317
>She will never slowly adapt your fetishes because she cares for you that much (and because she loves it)
>She will never touch herself when you're asleep
OVERDRIVER
What does eagerness to meet Dracula have in common with being knocked unconscious?
In both cases, you're down for the count.
>>9427320
>only the angry looking ones have red eyes
>>9427336
>>9427336
One way to comfort yourself is to cuddle a hairless god.
>>9427336
S T O P
>>9427337
I noticed that too
>>9427336
S-shit...That's good!
>>9427336
I don't know whether to laugh or punch you for that one.
INCOMING!
Lots of peace
>>9427320
At most I thought you were being semi-serious, because it does happen a lot more than often than you'd think for something that's coincidence.
>>9427313
Robots can't grow mustaches! They're made with them!
>>9427364
I'll install one
>>9427369
>>9427369
>>9427369
>>9427369
Whoop whoop