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HG Thread
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Tag Team
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>>9423893 (Fyxe)
Ah... AH! Sorry, sorry! I'm just busy thinking of what to do when I win! It's going to be a bit embarrassing, but that's okay!
>With a confident smile, Ivan drinks the rest of the vodka bottle before pulling another bottle out.
Fyxe? Let's say you manage to win. What do you want as a reward?
>>9423912 (Ash)
Ah?
>Ivan turns around, looking at the boy with a surprised expression.
Ash? What do you mean, "picking on"? I haven't done anything to Haru at all. Not after THAT, anyway. You're not here to insult me the fiftieth time, are you? Ash, I can tolerate them, but you need to learn to have variety.
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>liking FE that isn't Nino
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>>9423965
Faggot
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>>9420933 (Suz)
>since you vanished 2 threads ago and this thread was posted right before I replied last thread...
It is! Your brain is not damaged. You are positively WONDERFUL!
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>>9423912
I wouldn't have asked you if I had any. Actually I do have one. We may get in trouble with the law with it however.
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>>9423820
You're the first guy that I've seen saying that. Oh yeah, more "human" that fox if you want, I don't live there.
>She takes out a minibar out of hammerspace.
Don't worry about anything and especially logic, I've got a strange power, I think people call that "godmodding" but I can make appear pretty much anything if my partner needs it. A lot of guys can do that here.
>she picks up some whisky and pours some of it into a glass.
Have a good one!
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>>9423816 (Ivan)
I do! I use it with my sister Coco a lot, we all have these really weird connections back on our home planet that let us communicate in different ways. It's...sort of complicated, and I'd rather not get into it. You understand!
>>9423912 (Ash)
>Haru feels his heart sink into his boots and is obviously pretty hurt, whether Ash intended for that to happen or not.
But...but...Ivan's not a bully! He really didn't mean for it to happen! He was just playing around with the projector or something and...it really wasn't his fault! I've toughened up because of all those faceless people, seriously! I know you want what's best for me, but you weren't there so you shouldn't go beating him up over it! He's really nice once you sit down and talk to him!
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>>9423990
I am just having many obstacles tonight, it seems.
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I want to pick up Princess Daisy but as far as I know she has no personality to base on. What do?
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Does Booce want to Dicky the Tricky?
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>>9424008
HI IM DAISY
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>>9424008
Play her like you think she would act, make her an OC. Pretty sure that isn't really looked down on by most people here anymore.
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>>9424008
Do whatever you want.
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>>9424008
Think Princess Peach's less pretty or important cousin
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>>9424012
He already does!
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>>9423985
There's only one thing to do: make sure it's damaged with ungodly amounts of tequila.
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>>9424030
Haha, nice RP! I remember when Pit talked shit about Princess Daisy in that one game
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>>9423982
but
Nepheenee
>>9424008
Well, She does act tomboy-ish in the sports games. Also looking at the wiki and how they minimally describe it, don't just read the wiki.
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>>9424041
Well you did want to go out on a date yesterday. I suppose I can provide UNHOLY amounts of the beverage you call Tequila!
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>>9424008
Give her an accent and around 3 other occupations next to being a princess. I can already label those 3 for you:
1 - professional rape victim
2 - go cart driver
3 - professional fighter in several dimensions (think smash)
Also make up that your mom's someone special, like Amy Schumer, and ensure that you mention princess Peach a lot till someone picks her up.
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>>9424042
>Well, it's something he would do, considering he actually breaks the 4th wall in Uprising and talked about other Nintendo titles. Plus, come on, do you really think he'd be allowed to say Daisy's prettier?
>>9424053
I'm not allowed to say otherwise
>whispers
I might not get another game ever if I don't go with it
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>>9424000
Is it in another language altogether? Oh, wait, you had said not to get into it! I'm sorry, I tend to overstep boundaries. Though, I do want to ask if it's a relatively hard language to learn. O, o чeм я cepьeзнo хoчy вac cпpocить...
>Ivan looks at Haru again, this time a confused expression.
That's strange. Are you from another planet? You must be a shapeshifter if you assume a "human" form. And you don't seem to be malicious, either.
>>9424053
>Make her imperfect, with her own set of flaws and strengths. A common thing people seem to agree on is that the characters that you can relate the most likable. That's my opinion, though.
>Good luck on what you decide to do!
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>>9424053
Look at things that may have happened in her backstory (if she even has a backstory) and with each major event, try to decide how that event would change or affect her personality. Build her around her history and backstory. If she doesn't have a backstory or just want to add more detail to her character, start including things about her actions in the games or any other sources she's been in. What kind of car does she default to in Mario Kart? What could that say about her? How does she react to certain things or events in the games? Has she ever had any dialogue in a game? What does she say in it? How does she act? All things to take into account when making an OC-like character. When you don't have much information, make every little bit of information that you DO have that much more important and valuable.
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>>9423977
Surprise me Ivan! I like surprise! I'm sure you can find something really great to give me... even if I lose, not that will ever happen of course AH!!
>As she finishes her glass a tolling bell echoes from above
Oh hey! Do you know what it means! It's a new rule
>The settings shift from the formless void that are the HG threads to the most beautiful field of Sunflower that has ever been created.
Don't feast your eyes too much Ivan, cause here the rule.
We CANNOT look at the flowers, oh yeah we pretty much have to drink our head facing the sky. Don't worry about the rest, another vodka will replace the one you're drinking if it gets empty.
Let's go!
>She starts to walk through the field, drinking a vodka, head up.
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>>9424076
Not him but I can see two of those working and the other two not.
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Here, pino
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>>9423977
Oh shush, we haven't even spoken in forever. Either way, Haru might not know any better, but if you think I'm going to let THAT slide then you have another thing coming.
>>9423990
You didn't steal it did you? I never took you for a criminal...
>>9424000
I'v known him for sometime. He's not as innocent as he seems, you know. I suppose you would just follow a man into a shady alley if he was nice enough? Such naivety...it will not be good for you in the future Haru, not unless you start changing.
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>>9424053
>inexperienced player
Someone with a lot of rp experience here,
Just have fun. Most of the fun I had rping was when I was inexperienced. Now I'm just a jaded oldfag who can't rp to save his life.
If you want an actual tip, put a few quotes of your ava in a notepad and look over it before you rp. It helps me to get in the mindset of that character and to capture their speaking style.
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>>9424121
Joke's on you, you thought you were making me a drawing to make fun of me, but I was severely lacking an image of Vino getting hit or taking damage.
I'll be using this every time I die in the games. You've just helped me tremendously.
Muahaha
Thanks for the drawing tho it's really nice
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>>9424008
>Daisy is more of a tomboy character as you'd expect but it's not with personality she also has a fuckton of strength too as seen in Mario Party.
>Her kingdom is in a desert area that was inspired by I believe the Sahara desert? Check up on the people that live there or relatively close to it.
>Also she does have experience with aliens too as she was never kidnapped by Bowser, but instead an alien named Tatanga.
>Unfortunately that's all I can supply for knowledge. Oh and she also has a cruise ship.
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>>9423991
Godmodding? Is that some kind of ability? Does it bother you or interfere with your normal life?
>Dazai sips lazily on the drink
If you don't like your own ability, I might just be able to help you suppress it.
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>>9424141
Shit, I knew I got the hair wrong
Wish I could give you a better quality pic, but I'm still really glad you like it! Here's an unfiltered version, if you want it, too!
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>>9424102
But what do you want? I have nothing to give you except for THOSE kind of things-- Ah!
>Ivan's eyes widen, but he looks up regardless and starts chugging. His neck is going to ache like all hell at the end of this, but he think it'll be worth it if he doesn't lose. Which he might. He finishes the bottle and replaces it with another, before asking a question to dupe her out?
Fyxe? Remember those games that we had with the Chaos and Light sides? They were, fun, but I wanted to ask you a question.
>>9424124
>Ivan shrugs, looking at Ash with a funny expression.
It's nice to see you, I guess, but you do need to work on the insults, just a tip. I know you might not care, but an old man like me thinks it would do you good to shake it up a little bit. Make them original!
Ah, and don't hit me. I'm pretty sure that it wouldn't hurt, and it's nothing he would want either. Instead, you should take all the vodka you can and waste it. It will hurt my feelings tremendously!
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>>9424127
Thought I was the only one.
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>>9424127
>OwO
uwu?
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>>9423983
what did i do
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If dubs I post what my cat did to me
If trips I post selfie
If quads I go to bed
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>>9424053
>Whenever I play a new character, I usually look over how they are in the source for a time. Then I put quotes(if they have any) into a notepad if I ever feel like I don't know what to say.
>>9424124
I didn't steal anything, Ash! I will ask you to pay attention the next time I'm here. That is just the only option I can see us doing if we should ever want it. But I won't do it now or soon. We shall speak on more of this club another time. The spirits are getting rowdy. Tata!
>Don't think I can do much with this connection being this wonky. I hope it clears up by tomorrow so I can host. See you guys later.
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>>9424153
Also, since you said you're inexperienced, I'm assuming you're new. In which case, welcome, and have fun!
>>9424180
Enter when there's not a game, presumably. Games nearly always begin with someone saying "First 24/36/48." Start of a new thread doesn't necessarily indicate a new game.
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>>9424160
Nah thanks, it's pretty great in fact. I believe you can't use it during fights though or whatever. Heh I'm not the one making all the strange rules that place has.
What do you mean surpress? You're like a power thief or something? I don't even know your name... You can call me Fyxe by the way.
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>>9424167
>tfw I like the Spike Spiegel hair better on him
Nah but really thanks a ton I appreciate it memes aside, you're a great artist, cheers
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>>9424193
Reroll
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>>9424193
Reroll #2
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>>9424193
Final roll
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>>9424193
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>>9424170
Are you doing okay Ivan? Don't worry, that field is only 1km long, surely you can walk that distance, easily, right, right?
Are you starting feeling dizzy because I sure don't!
>She says this but she's starting to walk quicker, run even.
That chaos game? Oh yeah I remember, oh man it's been at least 10 month, I wasn't even properly there... It's about that letter again, huh?
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>>9424089
It's not really something you can learn, you kinda have to be born with it, sorry...but yeah, I am from another planet! I'm in my sorta-fully human form when I'm down on Earth! I'm just here to make friends and do some other stuff that isn't important and you shouldn't know about, so don't ask me.
Maybe we can continue talking about languages or whatever another day. I'm getting really tired, so I'll see you soon, Ivan!
>>9424124
>Haru turns away from Ash and starts pouting.
If he was meaning to drag me into a shady alley, he would have done it already! This place is a lot different form being out on the streets! I'm not stupid enough to follow some stranger around for candy, but we're in a closed-in arena with tons of people around! Someone wanting to hurt me wouldn't be able to get away with it. I guess what I'm wanting to say is that maybe you guys got off on the wrong foot and have been sorta cold ever since. Just...don't try and tell me what friends I can and can't make, okay? I can make my own decisions. For one - I'm gonna go to bed.
>Haru gets up and walks off, rubbing his eyes on the path to home.
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>>9424266
Finally, thank you
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>>9424170
You're not important enough for me to waste my breath with insults. Non, remember that one time when I burnt your sunflower? Now imagine an entire field! It can't be that hard to find in Russia, seeing as they are so few.
>>9424201
Au revoir...
>>9424278
I'm not trying to tell who you can and can't be friends with monsieur Haru. I'm just saying you should be more aware...whatever, have a goodnights rest I suppose.
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>>9424201
Goodnight
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>>9424290
damn dude, what happened?
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>>9424305
so is the ship dead
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>>9424290
Now what did you do to your cat that was bad enough for him to stab you like that.
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>>9424323
I was following my cat, pic related, around outside, petting him. He let me pet him for moments at a time, before getting mad and walking away. I stood right next to him, and he had finally had enough.
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>>9424345
>bow
>male cat
Hell no wonder he's passed
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>>9424345
>forcing your cat to crossdress
deserved it
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>>9424214
Osamu Dazai, you can call me Dazai for short. My ability 『No Longer Human』 cancels out any other ability that come into direct contact with me. If anything gets out of hand, all I need to do is give you a small poke, and you'll be back to normal.
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>>9424357
*pissed
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>>9424357
He's bipolar, he was being really friendly to me only minutes before. He doesn't listen to people, he makes people listen to him.
>>9424359
I-I thought it looked cute!
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>>9424331
It wouldn't be a ship if they didn't have disagreements like in a real relationship
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>>9424345
>>9424375
Your cat is fat! FAT!
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>>9424386
>tfw ash x haru is the most realistic ship in HG history
oh shit
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>>9424203
Yeah I haven't been around too much and I'm sure I'll make myself look like a fool eventually.
>>9424201
The only problem is that I don't have much to work with.
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>>9424393
>realistic
>gay
??
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*shoots up the thread*
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>>9424414
>gay people aren't real
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>>9424392
That video gave me a heart attack, anon! Thankfully he's not really my cat, my actual cat is the cutie in pic related. She is very sweet!
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>>9424366
Osamu Dazai? Oh hey I've heard that name before, isn't that a japanese writer? I think he died but that wouldn't be the first time someone came back from the dead here...
...
>She takes another glass of whisky.
Ability that's a pretty large term, what about the "ability of getting hangover" can you remove that? That would help a lot actually.
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>>9424414
Welcometo 2017
Secularism is on the rise and homosexuality is skyrocketing with it.
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>>9424277
I can, I can! My neck just hurts, nothing too taxing on me... I thin. I had to run, too?!
>Ivan begins to run, trying not to choke on the vodka he was drinking. He smiles anyway, knowing that it might do something to her.
Yea, actually. All I wanted to know is what it was actually for. I don't remember the contents, but it's something that I think would be something to talk about? Do you remember?
>>9424278
I won't. I know how important it is to keep secrets, so I won't press forward if you don't want me to. A true Russian knows his boundaries!
It was nice talking to you, Haru, and it was even nicer becoming your friend!
Пoжaлyйcтa, хopoшo oтдoхнитe и мeчтaйтe oб oчeнь пpиятных вeщaх, on my behalf!
>>9424305
Yet did you not just insult me? Maybe it is one of those reverse insults. I keep telling you to have variety, yet here we go again.
>Ivan shrugs again, motioning around.
Good luck scavenging around the largest country in the world to find ONE sunflower patch. If it's hard for me to find, I don't think you'll have much luck finder one, either. And that one sunflower patch can still be easily regrown, you know.
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>>9424426
>Burns
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>>9424437
>tfw used to have a cat that looked just like that but he got outside and never came back
I miss you, Kiborino.
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Look at you dweebs.
I could have hosted the Battle City tournament three more times since we last had a "game" here.
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>>9424442
>tfw used to have a cat that looked just like that but he got outside and never came back
I miss you, Junko
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>>9424464
then how about you host now bitch
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>>9424405
Honestly? I think you have enough to work with and expand upon. The whole "tomboy/adventurous" aspect could work well. Never know until you try, of course.
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>>9424414
>who are Achilles and Patroclus
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>>9424462
I found a cross-eyed kitten that my family saved from going blind due to some infection in his eyes. The doctors said he must be an inside cat because of what was wrong with his vision, but my parents decided "lol cat poop smells!" and let him go outside.
I haven't seen him come back in two months.
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>>9424437
That cat is also fat! FAT!
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>>9424489
I don't host your kind of game, that's a job more suited for pathetic dogs like yourself.
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What should I buy at the grocery store HG?
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>>9424521
So you're just a shitposter,got it.
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>>9424514
I want Booce to do that to me
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>>9424530
beverages
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>>9424530
things
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>>9424530
>EVERY SINGLE CANNED GOOD IMAGINABLE. DO NOT QUESTION THE COMMAND. IT'S NOT TO BE QUESTIONED.
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>>9424530
E G G S
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>>9424530
Takis and apricots! Maybe nacho cheese to dip your Takis in, too!
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>>9424521
Battle City lasted 2 seasons though.
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>>9424450
A love letter huh? Heeh, My memories are kinda hazzy, either I've been really drunk that night or it was some silly summer lo-
Oh hey? Are you trying to play mind games with me now Ivan?! I can see through your schem- *hic*
>The first hiccup of the night, oh damn it's starting, fortunately for her they're arriving at the next area.
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>>9424552
I-I don't think I can afford that.
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>>9424531
Do you think I care about the labels you attempt to place on me? I'll give you the answer right now, just so there's no confusion. I don't. Why? Because I'm Seto Kaiba, the CEO of KaibaCorp and you're who? Exactly, you're nobody.
>>9424557
That is the joke.
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>>9424585
Post pics of what you get when you come back from the store
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>>9424450
That wasn't even intentional, either way I can rule out like more than half of the country just by looking at the climate. Also..I'm no botanist, but if you do enough to damage to a field, the soil won't be rich enough to produce more. So actually, I can permanently remove them, buuuut lucky for you that's too much work. I'll probably just hire some people to do that for me. Not like I'd ever visit that forsaken place anyways.
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CRAIG
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>>9424594
>Summons Explodia
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kys yuno
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>>9424581
>Ivan stays silent, though whether out of disappointment or if it's because the vodka is coming too fast is up to interpretation. Luckily for Fyxe, though, it's been a bit hard for Ivan, so he begins to hiccup as well.
Hic!
>Ivan blushes, running faster yet drinking as much as he can. He doesn't want to lose after such a long time.
>>9424611
>Ivan shrugs again, knowing that Putin would probably persecute them. Actually, no, they'd probably be arrested and put into jail for public property damage. Ivan is a smart boy, he knows that it's too unrealistic to happen.
Alright. I would wish you luck in trying to remove one, but it's clear to me it's not actually possible to happen if you don't know where to strike. Really, it's not quite worth the effort if I can just grow them back...
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>>9424634
A card like that is an obnoxious fake, I refuse to recognize it as an official card and will ensure all of my duel disk systems do the same.
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kys yuno.
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>>9424655
Whatever, I don't know what Haru sees in you...
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>>9424442
>Tfw it's getting real busy
Sorry for the late replies, but it looks like I'll have to go now.
Talk to you next time, cheers.
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>>9424722
J E A L O U S
HARU X IVAN WHEN
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>>9424726
No problem! Good night!
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>>9424741
Hey, do you do birthdays? My kids love animals, 'n they want me ta do this whole big "mickey mouse" theme, it's really popular nowadays, but those mascots charge a fortune ta show up. I figure one'a the real things would be both a lot cheaper 'n a lot more entertainin'.
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>>9424722
Maybe it's because we got off to a relatively alright start? Я нe пoнимaю в чeм пpoблeмa. Why are you acting like it's bad if he makes friends with me?
Isn't it alright if we make amends and never do it again? I had thought it would have been fine.
>>9424739
>Anon I've already been in two gay ships I can't afford to be in a third one
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NGW
Seriously
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>>9424781
that's not enough yaoi
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NGW pls
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>>9424781
NTR NTR NTR
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>>9424791
Anon please I'm supposed to be a shining example of the Hetalia fandom don't make me bring out the yaoi
Fuck you guys are making me memespeak because I won't be taken serious otherwise
>>9424799
NO
Ivan's not the kind of person to do that stop talking about my vodka child like that
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>>9424781
One with Wiggins and who else?
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>>9424655
Hey Ivan, are you okay? You're not saying anything? Maybe you want to give up, I don't mind if you do? Save yourself the embarassement because...
>The whole world grows dark, and the silence drowns the sound of the wind.
>A reeking odor of vodka can be smelled everywhere.... There is something under their feet, a liquid... water? It's certainly rising.
>Improvisation mode to the max, kek I don't know what I'm even writing now.
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>>9424781
>mfw i just remembered alfred x garma was a thing
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>>9424823
I will force you into the yaoi
bend over
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DDD host pls
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>>9424767
>Cheaper
I don't think so really... Oh it won't ruin you of course, but don't take me for some B-grade giant plush or something.
I never did a birthday but that shouldn't be too difficult. Hey is your kid a grown up? Can he drink beer already?
I'm asking because there are a lot of manchildren these days, he might be 21 and still like Mickey Mouse you know?
And yeah yeah you look pretty young yourself but I've seen enough crazy stuff here to not trust my eyes anymore.
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>>9424823
Love is blind fag
>>
Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror thinking "wow I look hot in this outfit" when getting ready for a nice event. Then I see the pictures afterwards and all I see is how fat I actually look.
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>>9424885
Hi Junko
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>>9424829
>>9424834
>Alfred x Garma was technically a ship even though it wasn't official.
>Also fuck you guys Garma dindu nuffin, he was just following his heart
>>9424831
>Oi mate, if you don't feel comfortable you can always call it off. I don't want anyone to be uncomfortable.
>Ivan instinctively looks down, thinking it might be snow forcing itself into his shows. He's not sure what he's looking at, but he hopes that this doesn't count as him losing.
F-Fyxe? What's going on? Is this another rule or am I hallucinating from all the vodka I'm drinking? I didn't mean for this to happen, but if we're still competing...!
>>9424840
>No, I refuse
>I've seen enough yaoi to blind my eyes fifty times over and that includes the fanfic where America gets gangraped. Fucking yaoi fangirls
>>9424873
>Does Ivan need glasses? Just answered your own question motherfucker
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Anon, what day is today?
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>>9424907
Friday
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>>9424872
Ahahah, no, no. The older one, my daughter, she's eight, 'n my son's six. Both real young, they're real terrors, I'll tell ya. Old enough ta know what they want, but still too young ta understand that daddy ain't got the cash ta give 'em the world. I ain't cheap myself, but I ain't about ta go spend a grand on some alcoholic wearin' a mouse costume, anybody can do that kinda thing.
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>>9424895
That wasn't me, but hello.
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>>9424530
jerky
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>>9424781
Because he might trust you, but I don't. I'm not going to have you potentially ruin my plans.
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>>9424907
A rainy day
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>>9424864
>I'm getting a bit too tired, sorry anon.
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>>9424905
>tfw you have to rummage through, thousands of yaoi pics to find a quality image of your ava.
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>>9424952
The hell is this?
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I have to wake up inhumanely early tomorrow, so good night, HG. Have a good day tomorrow.
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>>9424942
What plans? Why are you acting like you would be able to do anything to anyone yet? I don't see the problem in us being friends. It's not like it'll force him out of any plan you have, will it? People talk about me being paranoid, you you're cornering me like you're part of the KGB.
>>9424952
>Story of my goddamn life. I've never seen so many people that wanted America to fuck England, and I'm not even exaggerating.
>>9424978
>Pō mārie, mate. Have a good rest.
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So are faction games dead?
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>>9424997
Er,there was one yesterday
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>>9424996
kys Ichigo
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>>9424490
I could try the tomboy route. Could be fun but I would have to figure out how to do it.
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>>9424905
>I'm not unconfortable, it's just that I was just planning to host and now here I am with a drinking game trying to make it interesting at 2 a.m
>Are you talking about the ship thing? It's an odd case, have it been another ava, It would have went smoothly, but Fyxe is kind of a ICOOC, you probably saw how I never use greentext, it's exceptional right now. It's better to keep her as a wildcard.
It's another rule yes, the final because well. I think "we" are running out of ideas.
>she switches off the light, revealing the entire room, a tiny one with nothing on it, except faucets, a lot of them pourring vodka on the floor endlessly.
Call me crazy but I decided to spice up things at this point. I know how strong you are and just drinking on bottle at a time won't take us anywhere.
>she breathes in.
SO YEAH!
DRINK AS MUCH AS YOU CAN OTHERWISE WE WILL BOTH DROWN!
>she grabs a faucet
It will stop the moment one of us passes out or it will kill us.
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>>9424920
Oh well, they're little, and probably very cute too.
Okay, how much do you pay me for this? I'd do that for free normally, but I didn't come here to play around.
What's their birthday anyway? Do you have a date? We'll set up this, I don't think it could be tonight though, I have some things I need to deal with first.
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>>9424992
Non, you're hardly here anyways...It won't matter, not in the end once my plan follows through. Alright, you'll have plenty of time to be friends once I've done what I need to do with him.
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>a depressed man goes to a corner and does a fetal position
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>>9424992
>The subtly gay art in Baki is enough for me to handle, but having to sift 5-pages of yaoi is a pain in the ass. What gives?
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>>9425049
Ah, yeah, don't worry. It ain't for another month or so, but you know kids, always tryin' ta plan everythin' a year in advance. I'd say the highest I'm willin' ta go for this is a grand, but it'd really help me out if we could drop that ta somewhere closer ta six hundred. Job's been in a bit of a dryspot lately since I've been doin' too good of a job. Not enough targets comin' through ta sit with a comfortable amount 'a cash, been tryin' ta watch my spending lately.
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>>9425080
>The Inkling takes a seat next to the man, and tries to cheer him up
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>>9425020
>Nah, mate, I was referring to the drinking game. It's hard keeping things interesting, and I can understand that. I've got a questionable stance on ships so it's better to keep Ivan as a best bud with some benefits until further notice.
>Also what are you talking about it's six PM in what country could it possibly be two AM
Oh... OH! Is it one of these? Hic, well, if it's really what you wanted, I don't see why not. Let's begin, because I'm going first!
>Ivan picks up a faucet and drinks straight from the tap with reckless abandon. Now is also a good time to mention that Ivan's blushing heavily because he's never drank so much vodka in his life.
>>9425065
Then why didn't you just say so? You should stop talking about plans and keep them to yourself, Ash. I'm not one to talk since I think you've done one on me, but the seem to work more effectively when you keep it secretly instead of saying it to others.
>>9425094
>Five pages? I have to sift through, like, ten to twenty pictures to find a picture of America by himself and not in a group photo.
>USUK is a common pairing, and it sucks, because I'd like to go three pages without seeing them bang like rabbits.
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>>9424996
Lovely, anon! Put those in a pie!
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>>9425115
I have no reason to worry, it's not like anyone here is smart enough to figure it out. But that's all I'll say.
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>>9425108
>the depressed man notices that you are right next to him but he tries his best to ignore you
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I'm a cutfag
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>>9425115
>Christ.
>When I hear of something of that magnitude, I think of the GetBackers -- you can't go one day without seeing these two molesting each other.
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>>9425183
You have said too much anyway. I will not deny that you are more of a manipulator than I am, but you do not need to mention any plan unless it is in a positive context.
I don't expect you to pay any heed to me, but it's a suggestion. That way, every plan will turn out to be 100% effective!
>>9425218
>But the crudeness of USUK is much more potent than the GetBackers in ways that no man should even have to comprehend.
>Have you ever seen England pregnant, Baki? Because sweet baby Jesus, I sure have. And these two are brothers.
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>>9425151
But it's jelly
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>>9424928
SIS~~~~~~~~~¡
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First 24
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>>9425267
End my suffering
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>>9425267
Gascoigne
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>>9425267
Len
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>>9425267
Vino
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>>9425267
Mirai
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>>9425267
Ivan Braginsky
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>>9425267
Ichigo Kurosaki
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>>9425267
Ash Crimson
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>>9425274
>ends it
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>>9425267
Ridley
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>>9425267
Kosaku Kawajiri
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>>9425267
Broken Sterling Archer
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>>9425275
AWAY AWAY
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>>9425267
Shelmet
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>>9425267
Cute Autist
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>>9425267
Eggman-kun
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>>9425267
Lana's mother
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>>9425267
Fluorette
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>>9425296
If it truly does bother you, use this one instead.
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>>9425267
Ririchiyo
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>>9425267
Tsubasa Hanekawa
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>>9425267
Ragnaros the Fire Lord
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>>9425248
>Lucky Charms
>Blueberry Waffles, not Chocolate Chip
Other than that, good selection! I get preserved mixed up, people label cut up fruit as that sometimes. Good Walmart visit!
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>>9425267
Suicide Baby
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>>9425296
I just selected whichever image I saw first
Sorry
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>>9425267
Akatsuki
>>9425245
>The lengths a person must do to appease themselves.
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>>9425267
Gaen Izuko
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>>9425297
>shoots
>stagger
>visceral attacku
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>>9425289
>fucking dies
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>>9425267
Miku's ass
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>>9425267
Wendy
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>>9425267
Rube Goldberg
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>>9425267
Merak
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>>9425267
The cost of my shit
>>
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>>9425319
Son? Is that you?
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>>9425267
Draco
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>>9425267
Billy The Kid
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>>9425337
Hey, back off, that's my son.
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>>9425322
>Shit's not cool, man. Is it so wrong to want to see America not have gay sex with England?
>>
Tell me HG, what are some of your secrets?
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>>9425348
Sorry sir, I thought your son was mine.
I seems I can't do anything right..
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Five more
>>9425326
>revives
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>>9425267
Yukine
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>>9425267
Kindred Hunter
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>>9425361
I like big girls.
I also like Hawaiian pizza.
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>>9425365
Why did you do that?
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>>9425365
Marie Korbel
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>>9425361
I have a secret loli fetish... but only anime lolis and only when they are demon succubus. pedos and TLHG make me sick.
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>>9425365
Makagami Chikujouin
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>>9425361
>This ava.
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>>9425361
I hate myself
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Dr.Flug
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i lovve u all and i'msorry im a worthles pice of shit that makes too many memes and stays nuetral i wish i could be what u guys deserve and a clool guy like ddd and junkp n shit im sorry u all have to put up with me.
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>>9425365
Cobra
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>>9425382
Hey,Yuno.
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>>9425361
Seeing all the Draco porn made me contemplate picking her up as an erp avatar
>>
>>9425390
>pokes
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>>9425361
I don't actually want to play Dead Rising 2 with you guys at all
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>>9425361
i jerk off to erp
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>>9425383
>
>>9425396
>Incorrect, would you like to guess again?
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>>9425403
IDNT FUCING POKE ME YOU NIGGER U HAVE NI UDEA WHOMST I AM
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>>9425361
I get all giddy inside when I see an ava doing cute shit with another
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>>9425396
You dumb motherfucker. That's Grimes.
>>
>>9425419
Yes
You are me, but weaker
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>>9425361
I haven't touched a burger since the wendy's memes started
thanks memelords
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>>9425361
I jerked off so much my balls shrunk a bit, but i guess that's more of a medical problem then a secret.
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>>9425427
>p
of iyrse you'd saying that. ou fucking hate me don' ou
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>>9425417
I keep thinking Ahri because you're annoying but that's it.
>>
I miss Rantaro
>>
>>9425417
Hey DDD.
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>>9425431
Squid why do you hate Wendy's so much
>>
Swaps and shiz
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>>9425445
>I feel insulted.
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>>9425447
Squid has good taste in memes
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>>9425282
I love...
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>>9425447
>Squid
lol no
also because Wendy's is shit to begin with, the memes don't help
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>>9425383
You were merely adopted to the darkness I was molded by it
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>>9425450
SWAP ME IN
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>>9425450
We'll be starting shortly. Did every prepare their to-do lists?
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>>9425456
This
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>>9425460
Later
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>>9425454
Yag-
Er, my guns, of course!
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>>9425451
the fact you are a dragon and not a demon is incredibly disappointing to my penis
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>>9425450
Let's begin.
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>>9425361
I can't think of any secrets that are worth the while of telling
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>>9425459
SOILED IT! But thanks anyways.
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>>9425467
NOW
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>>9425450
Get on with it.
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>>9425440
>That just means I'm doing okay in my eyes, but again no.
>>9425445
>Are we just throwing out names now?
>>9425450
This looks almost as lovely as my menu, proceed.
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>>9425469
>He doesn't like Dragon girls
I can smell your shit taste from across the globe
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>>9425450
I hope I die a slow and painful death so I can think about my life choices before I die.
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>People don't know who Wendy is
Am I the only nigger who can identify who avas are?
Her name is Wendy you fucking twats
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>>9425488
i do like dragon girls, but demon girls are better.
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>>9425469
>Sorry anon. I just really like dragons ever since I was a child. They're fucking radical creatures of myth.
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>>9425493
>wendy is wendy
nani
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>>9425450
Wait a minute, am i in? Yeah! i am IN!!
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>>9425493
>Wendy is Wendy
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>>9425493
NANDE DESU KA
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>>9425504
>My response stays the same
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>>9425479
At least let me keep using the simulator.
You can have a dr pepper
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>>9425531
DOCTOR PEPPER IS SHIT
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>>9425488
You sure that's his shot taste and not the countless McDonald's "restaurants" polluting our planet? But I guess shit all smells about the same.
>>9425508
>I'm not grimes, but I think I stole his ava.
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>>9425536
You're shit
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>>9425542
The fuck did you just say about my boyfriend you faggot?
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>>9425531
Whoops.
Sorry, that was an accident. It definitely was
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>>9425542
Prove it
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>>9425539
>shot
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>>9425531
i'm sorry christina-dono i can't feel my legs um gonna go to be gg no re
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>>9425539
kys
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>>9425361
I get really steamy over secret ava's. The thought I could be conversing with a meme ava,who is potentially someone important urks me.
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>>9425531
A new journey begins.
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>>9425563
>important
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>>9425531
I can use this leather to make a blanket so I can hide myself from reality and I can use this meat to choke myself.
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Wendy is Candle Jack don't tell an
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>>9425553
S
H
I
T
>>9425555
>proves you wrong.
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>>9425581
Wendy is a fucking snip--
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Honestly, the only companies that really use and care about their mascots are McDonald's and Jack in the box. Though recently KFC has been using the old fart more.
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>>9425581
Candle jack doesn't exi
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>>9425539
>shot taste.
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>>9425563
I think closest we got to important is a voice actor...
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>>9425539
Alright atleast tell me if you're a host
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>>9425563
>urks
irks
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>>9425596
This is the dumbest fucking meme. I've never understood it. "HAHA LE FUNNI KILLED WHILE TYPING MEME." Get over yourselves. I could come up with something more entertaining in half a second. I'm really just s
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>>9425598
Mind if I nigger this image, brother?
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>>9425585
Holo?
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>>9425479
Don't worry, you'll get yours.
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>>9425623
Mind if I nigger that image?
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>>9425620
Fuck you that made me laugh
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>>9425634
Have another one then.
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>>9425627
Holo died in a car crash last week anon...
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>>9425642
Niggered!
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>>9425623
Go ahead if you'd like, my nigger.
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>>9425396
Why would that be me?
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>>9425631
>Hanekawa help Eggman hold his gun correctly
You have to work on your stance. Even where your feet are placed are important when you're trying to do something as fast as possible.
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>>9425556
>Kissu.
>>9425560
I'm having too much fun to even consider doing that, maybe later.
>>9425598
What's the matter clown, you can't find anything wrong with my restaurants so you have to just pay attention to my every word and wait for a slip-up?
>>9425611
>It's too soon to give hints.
>>9425631
>He?
Well this is why I don't serve alcohol.
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>>9425631
I'm trying to get these cows to run me over but they keep running away. I can't do anything right...
>the depressed man starts to tear up
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>>9425631
>Ivan pulls out a gold bag, not knowing that it actual belongs to someone. Ivan is, at heart, a child, so what would he know about sharing and caring?
Гocпoдь блaгocлoвил мeня cyдьбoй! How much could this cost in Russian Rubles? Maybe 4000, no, maybe even MORE than that! This is amazing!
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>>9425631
Uh, I should probably warn you that I've never played this game in my life.
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Wendy is sunset you fucking idiots.
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>>9425631
i'll giveu a piece of my mind woman
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>>9425649
bullshit
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>We haven't seen Hoshi in an entire day
>This random new meme ava pops up
Boy I sure do wonder who it is
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>>9425675
No you dumbfuck she's Wendy
no seriously tho it's clear she's kaito
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>>9425631
Well, while it wasn't as heavy as a Gravios, that was still more painful than I would have liked
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>>9425668
>wait
As if lol
Uneducated cockmunch
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Why are you guessing
Even if guessed correctly,she'll just deny it
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>>9425680
>Being this obsessed with the gook
He isn't causing shit right now for once.
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>>9425677
Don't lose your mind already.
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>>9425699
And the only time he's not causing shit is when he's doing something HG related, like making games or RPing or trying to get nudes from Junko or Yukine in PMs.
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>>9425697
I'm not shit wolf
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>>9425679
I'm sorry....
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>>9425668
You have all the reason to bully me, but not everyone else, huh? Clowns have feelings too y'know.
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>>9425713
gonna need more proof, this is the first im hearing of this.
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>>9425709
I'm busy getting my ass kick in Civ 6. Don't worry, I'm just lurking.
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>>9425714
Lies.
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>>9425723
>Shows up out of nowhere at the accusation
:thonking:
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>>9425702
just o somethingso i stop makin g afool out of myself while i'm inder the infulence
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>>9425697
>You'd be surprised, the fun part for me is being called, speaking of.
>>9425684
>How the fuck?
>>9425690
>That just hurts my feelings.
>>9425714
Than draw a tear under your eye, that's what sad clowns do, right?
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>>9425737
Slow down you're drunk.
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>>9425733
>I'm just lurking
Dude.
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>>9425733
I show up out of nowhere to deny accusations all the time
That being said he'd be more believable if he didn't do shit like this
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>>9425744
>It's Kaito
Respect lost gonna be honest, not quite Garry tier but still getting there
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Maybe the Wendy is the Tejinanewfag?
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>>9425727
Jeez, what even is this garbage? Poetry or something?
>Merak tosses the letter into a nearby garbage bin.
Seriously, the guy might as well have mailed me one of those stupid motivational posters.
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>>9425747
yeah and u typr like a drunkard
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>>9425727
No food, no water, and no future. I'll just break into this stranger's house and try to cry myself to sleep.
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>>9425761
Explains why he niggered Wendy from my dead box.
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>>9425733
And if it were me, I wouldn't show up right after an accusation.
Come on man, I don't give a fuck someone thinks I'm some meme ava. There's nothing to gain on my end.
It's ironic because people who post the :thinking: meme tend to put the least amount of thought.
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>>9425727
>Ivan comes back to attention once he wins, noticing that the man's hair is unnaturally red. He's not sure if he was always like that, but he figures that it's something he should take care of. That is, leaving quickly as possible.
Oh, this is the last time I'm going to drink so heavily. Drinking is fun in moderation, but it wasn't worth it! I didn't even expect to knock him out! Oh, Lord, please tell me he won't haunt me...
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>>9425744
>Kaito
Fuck you for picking this meme of an ava.
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>>9425732
>
Another word outta' you and you're dead, fuck-O!
>>9425744
Right!
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>>9425747
a-ahhh
h-hey
h-h-how are YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?
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>>9425767
Okabe I'm not going to rp with you anymore if you don't slow down on your drinking.
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>>9425727
you won't hit the guy with glasses, right?
fuck...
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>>9425744
y-you're kaito?
fuck man i'm legitmately sorry for revealing this i just thought of something funny to say
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>>9425767
Stop drinking, Okabe.
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>>9425785
I wish Yukine would rp with me.
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>>9425786
sorru i own't toype anymore i love u
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>>9425767
Suck my dick, please.
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>>9425791
>attention whores for everyone to guess who he is
>reveals it himself instead of just denying it
What is there for you to be sorry about
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>>9425770
>I don't give a fuck someone thinks I'm some meme ava
>jumped into the thread to address this very thing
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>>9425799
oh no, I'm only doing this to piss off someone
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>>9425801
>kissu
Go get some rest dude.
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>>9425770
>people who post the :thinking: meme tend to put the least amount of thought.
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>>9425805
for fuckin revealing it you twat
>>
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>>9425767
And you act like an old man
>>9425785
I AMMMMMM
Okay
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>>9425807
>>9425817
Lmao, okay. I'll leave, I'll leave.
Jesus.
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>>9425819
You didn't reveal it you dumbass, he did by admitting you were right
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>>9425819
If anything,revealing secret ava's is good.
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>>9425823
>wait... are you the real or spic cunt
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>>9425823
>The man waves.
Heeeeey! You find any water yet?
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>>9425823
This can't be too good for my eyes, but it's just so... mesmerizing.
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>>9425823
What? I wasn't even looking at you! I was trying to get you to move away from the TV!
>>
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>>9425851
That's what people say about my dick.
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>>9425756
>Eh, I'm having fun, I was feeling a little burnt out so this was kind of what I needed I think, sorry.
>>9425777
>Eh, I can live with it if I start coming back around like I used to.
>>9425791
>Intentionally or not it's fine, I wasn't planning on playing her for long.
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>>9425858
Another game after this,right?
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>>9425860
>sprays
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>>9425868
Feeling as fresh as I can so yeah.
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>>9425858
st-stop bullying me and tell me what I want to know!
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I want to FUCK Draco
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>>9425885
What an oddity. I must say I didn't expect you of all the people here to do such a thing at all.
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>>9425878
C-can you atleast go a bit faster
>>
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>>9425884
maybe some day.
>>9425908
I can try.
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>>9425889
Hands off my wife fuckhead
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>>9425912
He could've easily just said no. But he chose to be an attentionwhore and not only reveal that he was a secret ava but also say yes to the person that guessed correctly.
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>>9425885
Hmph. Guns are a coward's weapon of choice anyway. Swords and spears are the way to go if you want to win in style. Hell, even a bow and arrow requires more skill
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>>9425920
I take it you didn't particularly enjoy our patrol together, then.
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>>9425922
And I want to do her in the BUTT
>>
Oh yeah, I just noticed we have a genuine cowboy so this isn't fair.
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>>9425889
Harry please.
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>>9425922
>>9425948
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>>9425950
Hey, quit cryin', would ya? I'm tryin' ta sleep over here. Jeez..
>He rolls over and tries to drown out the man's sobs.
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>>9425952
You're a wizard
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>>9425920
>Ivan produces a picture of an AK-47, placing it on the ground. How did he do it? One pencil, and a metric ton of vodka. A new form of water-coloring.
And I am finished! Do you like it? I know it might smell funny, but that's because of the paint and not because of anything else!
>>9425950
Tyпицa! Mнe вce paвнo, гoлoдны ли вы! Say anything bad about my country again and you can be sent to the gulags! You should know that World War II isn't over for us!
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>>9425963
I hope that one person who was killed was me.
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>>9425971
>You'll never insert your dick into her ass by pulling on her tail
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>>9425977
I hope that shot killed me.
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>>9425979
Don't worry, you'll have more chances.
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>>9425987
>Thank God I'm dead. Now I can sleep. Thanks for hosting mate.
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>>9425977
It won't be long know until all the pressure gets to him and he cracks. What do you think?
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>>9425987
Finally, the stress and the nightmares are gone. I'm free.
>>
Fuck you for not going to the feast.
>>9426003
Good night
>kissu
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>>9425963
Ah...! What is the purpose of this odd little plant?
>>9425977
>>9425984
Your prayers are answered. Forgive me.
>>9425995
In hindsight, I do believe I'd much rather stay standing...!
>>9426003
>Night.
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>>9425977
Did you hear? They're saying that Russia played a part in the Norwegian Butter Crisis. I don't think it's true, but you didn't hear it from me. Tell me more about what you have to say! I'm interested!
>>9425995
Yes, I will have what she's... He's having? I'm not sure what he's having. If it has anything Russian in it, I will take five. Please?
>>
Don't turn your back on me.
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>>9426010
WIMPS
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>>9426003
Nighto.
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>>9426023
>does so
fuck off Weeping Angel
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>>9425974
Kuriru rettō belongs to Japan, white-devil!
>Akatsuki
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