First 24 who I deem worthy of fighting for my entertainment.
Those who are judged ill-fitting will not be allowed entry.
>Previously, on the HG threads... >>9358694
>>9361052
Draco
Astolfo
>male
>>9361052
Kotomine Kirei
Illyasviel von Einzbern
Yukine
Medea
>>9361052
Merak
Maria and Harusame
>>9361052
Ririchiyo
>>9361052
Machi Amayadori
Deku
>>9361052
Marie Korbel
Osamu Dazai
>>9361052
Gishki Ariel
>>9361052
a man
>>9361052
Gascoigne
>>9361077
Reigen Arataka
Dark Knight
Monsieur Le President
>>9361052
Holy Giraffe Hodrick
Tsubasa Hanekawa
Cirno
>>9361106
>That picture broke last time I tried to save it, thanks
Alm
Eggman-kun
Lord Beerus
>>9361052
Kuroyuri
>>9361126
Huh?
Kharjo
>>9361052
Emi
>>9361141
nice roster kamina
>>9361141
You seem to be out of date.
>>9361141
I don't think this is the right one
>>9361141
Good fucking job Kamina
RONNIE
>>9361166
s-sorry
>>9361173
I'll take your word for that. Proceed at your leisure.
>>9361173
Alright, I got this.
>>9361173
What manner of death will I have the pleasure of taking part in this time?
>>9361173
Okaay; well I think I'm ready...so uh, let's go.
Ryougi Shiki
>>9361173
Again the caravan arrives to late. Khajiit will sit and watch.
>>9361173
Almost first...
>>9361173
>Hanekawa steps onto the podium, pleased that she had made in just in time.
>She seemed to be further behind than the others, however that was nothing a few minutes of jogging couldn't fix.
>>9361200
Not this time boyo
You're in
>>9361173
Let's begin.
Kamina
>>9361246
...And all shall know the might of the Gishki.
>She turns about and walks off cooly, her robes billowing as she leaves.
>>9361246
Getting to the Arena in style! Everyone's going to think we're rich and full of things to steal. This isn't good at all! But it might make things interesting. The look on their faces when they figure out that I don't have anything at all but...
>Dazai flashing a small sliver of steel
This knife.
>>9361246
>png
no pls
>>9361246
>>9361258
Ai Ai, Kamina des
>>9361246
Khajiit is not a boy, but he will follow your call.
>>9361246
Give up while you still can!
>>9361246
Hmmmm...
("She really didn't look like the type to give out speeches, but hey! I'm learning something new, and my grandfather always taught me to never scoff at new experiences.")
>Alm turns his back towards the group and runs off with no weapon to his name.
Still, I could've used my time more wisely than lesson to a speech...
>>9361276
ily Kamina
>kissu
>>9361246
>Hanekawa looks over the shoulder at all the tributes still standing at their podium.
Looks like I counted a little too early!
>>9361276
>She can't help but show a slight look of disappointment.
So I suppose that's that, isn't it?
>>9361276
It was you who put this trap, weren't you?
You're as clear as a glass of water, you just wanted to save me so you could impress me!
>>9361282
>Lesson
>Already fucking up, fantastic.
>>9361276
Don't you think... we should split up?
>>9361276
I know it might be uncomfortable for your hands and feet there, but bear with it for a while. Your heart is eventually going to fail from the shock, and you'll make a nice meal for the crows. At least, for a little while, you'll be able to look down on the world from a high place.
>Dazai slips the left over nails in his coat pocket and strolls away while spinning the hammer in one hand.
>The nails make a light metallic sound as he walks.
>>9361276
Was it really necessary to nail the two girls to a cross? It seems a bit too extreme for me.
>>9361316
What the heck are you guys doing? Don't you know how much it costs?
>>9361316
>Deku saves a man from drowning.
Is Eggman not actually a man?
>>9361285
>>9361327
No, he's a fucking egg.
>>9361276
You don't really think that you'll succeed from hiding in there, do you? No matter. You're of no concern of mine, have...fun in that box.
>>9361316
>Ariel sighs quietly, before glancing at her two partners in crime.
Are we not above such childish antics?
>>9361316
>Dazai take a moment to look at the rising pillar of smoke from far away
What could it be? A forest fire? A cookout gone wrong? Maybe even a witch burning. Should I run over and save the poor maiden while the savages turn her into a charred corpse?
I should stay out of trouble. There's plenty to go around.
>>9361316
>throws the teabag on his face.
It looks good on you, too bad that I don't have a camera to show you it after you wake up.
>>9361316
save in jpg pls.
>>9361316
>He starts rubbing his nose after the flick.
Why did you do that!? Alright then, how's this!
>He flicks Reigen's nose.
>>9361276
You can not run from Khajiit. I will put you down!
>he runs after her, trying to grab her
>>9361316
A life is not easily replaced. Kharjo must have been bewitched.
>Has coins.
>>9361316
Quick question. You do have Internet, right?
>>9361316
>>9361344
Why?
I already have the entire game cropped.
>>9361357
It takes longer to load :(
>>9361344
There isnt't much to compress, the filesize is pretty low
>>9361357
Know your place, lowly scum!
>>9361357
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on you again, what a cheap trick....
>>9361357
>Dazai manages to chase the car for a good distance
Oi! That's my car! There aren't any roads here, so why would you even need it? I'm living in that car, it's my home! Give it back!
Sorry I fell asleep halfway through reading one of these events
I'm back now though
>>9361350
If you have come to see our wares, speak to the others.
>>9361357
Bring your coins, but do not bring trouble.
>he pushes her away from the caravan
>>9361357
Now tell me, what were you doing in the water? Did you go for a swim, or did someone try to drown you?
>>9361357
(Sometimes it's better to stick around to others. However, none of these guys looks like being able to do much...)
>>9361357
Argh!?
>Alm backs away from the individual, holding onto his right arm tightly.
Just back away okay! It's obvious you have no medical skills... so I will handle this myself.
>>9361357
>>9361358
I'll do it the next time I use autocropper
>>9361377
Sorry, next time I'll host the amazing Hotello games everybody praises so highly.
>>9361401
>i sleep
>>9361401
You want to sing a duet with me? Sorry about this, buddy, but I don't do any romantic songs with another man.
>>9361410
Goodnight
>tucks in
>kisses on forehead
>>9361401
Someone's certainly going to die tomorrow.
Besides that and trying to stay alive, probably not much will happen.
>>9361401
Guh... AHHHHH!!!
>His head rolls onto the floor, as his lifeless body fell.
>>9361415
Can I get a kissu from one of your lolis?
Test
>>9361401
>I'm enjoying these subtle references.
>>9361427
Reference?
Wait a minute.....
>>9361427
I enjoy these lizard references
>>9361437
lizards caused uneasy
>>9361420
This land is filled with all manner of dangerous beasts. Some are even human in appearance.
>>9361434
Something smells foul.
>turns
A draugr!
>>9361434
>Dazai decides to just go for it and tackles the man off the roof of the building
I would never consent to a double suicide with someone who isn't a beautiful woman. However, since one of us dies, I believe it's worth a shot at escorting you to hells gates personally!
>>9361434
Stop trying to run! All you're doing is trying to avoid the unpreventable.
Rate my hedgehog HG
>>9361440
Welcome to Sperm Land
>>9361401
For your own sake, I'll assume that was a mistake, and ignore it.
>>9361434
Neither knight nor psychic shall stand before me! Begone from my sight.
>>9361449
his arms aren't supposed to be red
>>9361434
>>9361427
I-I had to stop and think because I forgot I added a reference to that
>>9361425
After you bring them the nice rp for a while
>>9361449
>the you're watching the trailer right now.
Mate... I am scared.
>>9361461
ok deal
>>9361434
With all of the messed up stuff that happens around here, I was honestly surprised I hadn't seen one of these before.
Though I wasn't expecting the acid kind...
>sighs
>>9361454
I do not wish to defecate.
>>9361433
>I too, enjoy a good meme
>>9361437
I'm enjoying your company as well. Even if it can be annoying at times.
>>9361461
>Kissus
>>9361461
Accursed hooligans...! Can I not have a day of respite?
>>9361461
Wait, it's only food, what are you guys so excited about?
>she just stands there, stunned by the amount of activity and failing to understand the danger she is in
>>9361472
Some sort of Sonic Forces custom character.
>>9361472
Sega actually fucking put a make your character in the new sonic game
https://youtu.be/_5x1yL2kGT0
>>9361449
I'm just going to hope this is some Xenoverse shit and you can actually make your own edgehog. I refuse to believe that design is a thing.
>>9361480
I'd counter that, but I already ran out of quotes.
Aaaaaaaaaa
>>9361482
Y-you too
>>9361480
>jpg of a sprite
>I'M GOING TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU
>>9361489
>>9361489
Say all you want about this game but atleast they know their fanbase
>>9361489
We Sonic Xenoverse now?
>>9361052
Shapeless
>>9361461
My wife kills somebody else's wife
Dank
>>9361502
May the gods only know what kind of hell Sega has unleashed onto the world. But hey, they know their fanbase.
FUCK YOU KAMINA
>>9361489
>>9361524
Yukine can't be a wife, silly Kamina
>>9361489
Ooooooh nooooo
Oooooh this is just so wrong, it shouldn't exist.
But at the same time I want it so badly.
>>9361526
I mean, i'll buy it too once I get my switch. Because despite my fears of this, this looks like a good game.
>>9361495
Just go for "Booooooo.....!!!!"
Great crying rp
>>9361500
Doesn't it make you want gauge your eyes out?
>>9361527
>>9361545
>Give me your fucking address right now.
>>9361545
A crack in wall. Nothing special.
>>9361489
>we can finally play as Sonichu
Truly this is the best time line.
>>9361545
Kio or whatever her name, doesn't deserve all that suffering.
>>9361524
>>9361530
Yukine is subhuman fetus, of course he can't
>>9361565
Which loli is better? Illya, the crimson autist or the chocololi?
>>9361565
And thus falls the only one worth paying attention to.
>>9361554
I am in McDodo. But this is dungeon? No. This is clearly McDodo.
>>9361557
>tfw want to play it again but I'll have to listen to the boss's bullshit again
also I ran out of Kio pics
>>9361561
it only game
I don't understand the Classic Sonic meme
>>9361561
She deserves it because you paid for it. Deep
>>9361587
>McDodo
>>9361565
Winner next
>>9361579
Don't fucking talk to me or my lolis ever again you cuck
>>9361599
>Thank you very much for hosting.
>>9361599
But you're the cuck
>>9361599
Wow. Fucking rude. I only aksed a simple question. I hope some nigger mugs you when you go to work next time.
Completely watch the animation of key srhinking
>>9361590
>Classic has a meme? The hell for?
>>9361599
Urgh, I could've done better. Regardless though, thanks for the chance of battle.
>>9361632
>animation
It's a jaypeg
>>9361632
BUT I DID WATCH TI
>>9361645
>>9361645
>A man
WHAT IS A MAN? TELL ME!
>>9361661
A MISERABLE PILE OF MEMES
>>9361645
>nobody paying the ransom for Yukine
Pottery. Even with RNG on his side, nobody likes him.
>>9361645
Of no surprise.
>>9361660
I suppose congratulations are in order.
Thank you for this.
>>9361660
>4 wins already
Nice.
Thanks for hosting, famalamadingdong.
>>9361660
>>9361666
BUT ENOUGH TALK
HAVE
AT
YOU
>>9361645
>>9361660
Congratulations, man. I can't believe a generic being like yourself managed to do it.
>>9361673
Thanks for hosting
>>9361673
>>9361673
Give me some of that luck please
>>9361673
>Thanks for hosting
>>9361660
Uh, congratulations.
>>9361673
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>9361673
Ki-Kinda wish I did a little better, but beggars really can't be choosers. Thanks for hosting.
>>9361681
>>9361683
Give me some of that ass desu
>>9361673
Khajiit is greatful for your service, but I must be leaving. Back home is where you will find me.
Kamina should try to avafag Meryn Trant.
>>9361673
Thanks for hosting anyways, and congrats to the man.
>>9361706
>One of the shittiest minor characters in GoT
>>9361727
B-but muh ''too old'' meme, lad.
>>9361727
You should avafag my avatar
>>9361736
I know but I'd rather Ramsay and his twenty good men desu
>>9361741
Who?
>>9361751
My avatar
>>9361761
Post them
>>9361751
>wendys meme
I had so much respect for you.
>>9361770
>>9361771
>>9361774
kys
>>9361541
>playing the switch version
You know that shits gonna run at sub-30 fps
>>9361780
I don't want to kill myself
>>9361669
sometimes I get the feeling this is actually true
>>9361786
Yeah, but I already have games for my PS4. And I know the switch is going to be lacking in games. So why not pick that version up.
Is my way of thinking.
>>9361489
NOTHING PERSONNEL KID
>tfw
>>9361796
It is.
>>9361489
THIS IS BOTH
THE BEST
AND WORST
THING EVEr
i'm fucking pre-ordering
>>9361489
>also coming to PC
>yfw sonic OC's fucking your waifu in SFM
>>9361897
>when we have nothing better to do so we samefag replies to a make your own meme
>>9361912
Hahaha i know right also fuck Josh
>>9361489
eVERYBODY GO TYPE YOUR AVAS NAME INTO GOOGLE AND THEN ADD "THE HEDGEHOG" ONTO THE END
POST RESULTS
>>9361932
Can we fucking not?
>>9361932
Someone host pls this sonic shit is irking me
>>9361932
Yamate
>>9361951
kamina's games usually attract cancer.
>>9361932
Guess there's nothing better to do
Why does the word at the end of the sentence have the stronger meaning?
Compare:
alright kek
kek alright
>>9361932
>muffled screaming
>>9361960
>julian the spy
>is a hedgehog
????
>Nobody posting search results with avatars we can all recognize and condemn as autistic
Post memorable HG moments
>>9361963
It's the last word and defines the definitive tone and meaning of the sentence
>>9361963
The fuck you mean?
Sonic-ified avas only games when?
>>9361963
>not jej
>>9361995
jej is a fallen meme, stop using it
Alrighy kljasd
>>9362001
What about some wew
Gonna host a game once I come back from buying shit
>>9362035
When will you return
>>9362039
Uh...In a couple of hours.
Just need to go buy some cigarettes, that's all.
>>9361932
>Got nothing on Alm, so have this.
>>9362049
>the anon has already left the thread
>it's quite clear that he isn't actually buying cigarettes
>he just ran away to avoid the responsibilities of hosthood.
>>9362046
that's just cheating
>>9362084
It maybe cheating, but I found it and saved it. And hey, I found more of this artist's art so it's a win for me.
>>9361932
I actually can't find any
i could probably if i could be bothered to look more
>>9362102
also get on the thing
>>9362181
Okay mate.
>>9362046
Who the fuck is alm
>>9361932
>When the oc is as edgy as your ava
Topkek
>>9362217
Alma
>>9362229
Nobody fucking cares you turboretard.
Wake up HG, should I make a new thread?
>>9362240
Only if you host
>>9362250
Whatcha think I'm asking for?
>>9362238
>no-one cares when you do it!
Might want to dial it down a bit there friendo.
>>9362257
Yes
>>9362272
Alright.
I'm giving you guys 5 minutes to prepare.
>>9362280
>guy
Did you just assume my gender
>>9362317
>>9362317
>>9362317