HG Hunger Games Bones edition

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So about Dead Rising 2

>>9358692
>butting into other people's conversations
shit rp 0/10

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>>9358683 (Kosaku)
Yeah, yeah, mind over matter, brains over brawn. I've heard all about that. Neither of 'em matter when you're looking at the barrel of a gun. Don't you agree?

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Here's the summary. Thanks for "beta testing," I think I've found out the direction I want to take this code and my next code

>>9358672
>glances left and right with empty eye sockets, trying to find the words to best the inquisitive anon
>finds this >>9358680
>links to it
>that conversation happens

hell yeah

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>>9358702
Not quite. It's easy to avoid if you predict their next step, so things like those don't quite work on me. In a fight, three things matter. Smarts, strength, and the ability to improvise. Why do you ask?
>Kosaku clenches his fist silently, pushing it into his pocket. "If she pulls a fast one on me, 「Killer Queen」 will need to intervene. For my sake, I sincerely hope she doesn't."

I like piss
Piss is good
Piss
I love piss
Piss is my life
Fucking piss bitch
Piss on me bitch
Fucking piss on me with your ass bitch
Squirt some pixels on me
I'm squirting pixels
I'm squirting mollies
I'm squirting poppies
Milk up the poppy bitch
Milk up the piss bitch
Milk up the bitch piss
That's what I pissed cunt

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>>9358723
>Snowman whips out her revolver and aims it at the ground next to Kosaku. Despite that, her relaxed stance indicates that she isn't really looking for a fight, at least not yet. Her eyes now focus on the gun, and the way they look makes Snowman seem happy, almost elated at having her pistol finally in use.
'Cause it's the way for me, hun. Hard to improvise when you've got a bullet sailing at you at a thousand miles per hour. Brains don't work when you put lead in 'em. And it's hard for muscle to matter when you're bleeding out on the ground.

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>>9358739
Squirting =/= Piss

They taste different.

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>>9358752
>Not taking any chances, Kosaku slowly brings out 「Killer Queen」 in front of him, its gaze fixed on the gun. Kosaku's eyes lock onto the barrel, his fist clenching tighter. "Hopefully, she isn't a Stand user, or able to see it. Despite it being obvious she doesn't want a fight, she still has it in her hand. If she pulls the trigger, goodness knows what might happen next." Kosaku still smiles, staring at the barrel.
Allow me to rephrase myself, then. In a fight, only four things matter. Strength, Improvisation, Smarts, and prediction. You could force me to attack by aiming it, but I could always be able to do something else.

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Those two got any bounties?

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>>9358781
Something else, huh?
>Snowman lowers the gun so that it's now pointing at the ground directly next to her foot. Her gaze shifts again, back to Kosaku. If she noticed his Stand at all, she's not showing it.
Alright. So say I fired right at your heart. What would this "something else" be?

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>>9358799
If ya wanna get your ass kicked, maybe. Both of 'em are outta your league, I can tell by just a glance.

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>When you want to RP but have no excuse to so you wait for a game
>But you die in the bloodbath so you wait for another game.
>you want to RP but have no excuse to so you wait for a game
>But you die in the bloodbath so you wait for another game.
>you want to RP but have no excuse to so you wait for a game
>But you die in the bloodbath so you wait for another game.
>you want to RP but have no excuse to so you wait for a game
>But you die in the bloodbath so you wait for another game.
>you want to RP but have no excuse to so you wait for a game
>But you die in the bloodbath so you wait for another game.
>you want to RP but have no excuse to so you wait for a game
>But you die in the bloodbath so you wait for another game.

>>9358824
>When you want to RP but you host a game when it's dead
>You wait for a new game but it's dead

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>>9358816
Do they have a bounty on them though? That's all that matters.

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>>9358839
I could host i guess.

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>>9358851
Depends on who's asking.

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Hoshi irl

>>9358853
yes do it

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>>9358814
>Kosaku lifts a broken watch out of his chest pocket with his smile still staying strong.
A multitude of things. Anything can be prevented if you take the precautions to do so. Dodging, or simply cushioning the blow with something else... Could it be unlikely? Maybe. Is it impossible? Definitely not. I can't tell you what my "something else" is, but it could be anything.

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>>9358859
Just a farmer.

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>>9358851
Wouldn't say no, but I ain't the type ta look inta that kinda thing, anyhow. Good luck if you're tryin' ta go after 'em. You're gonna need it. I got some cash on my head, too, if you're just curious. What're ya plannin' on doin' with that info?

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>>9358863
Give me like 15 minutes my man.

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>>9358867
In other words, staying one step ahead, all the time. And speaking of time, why are you showing me that watch? Family heirloom or something? I'm charmed.

>>9358875
Then, no. You may be on your way.

I WANT A CHILI DOG
FUCK

>>9358903
c-cool it sonic it's alright

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>>9358876
>He starts watching your movements very cautiously.
How much?
>>9358887
Thanks.

I've been thing about quantum mechanics cause I can. I already figured out how teleportation is possible without kill the living being. Now I'm thing. How can the past determin the futur if the past already happen? It doesn't work. The future has to determine the past. For example, in order for a rock to be somewhere you have to place it there first. If you go in the future and put a rock somewhere and then go back in time, the rock will be where you put it because it's there in the future. Sorry, I'm really smart. When I think freely I tend to shatter reality. :/

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>>9358887
Indeed. That's how I've always won every fight I was in, rare as they were. Improvisation is a key part in a fight.
>Kosaku opens his mouth to answer, but pauses, staring at the watch with a blank expression. "I'm not actually sure how it happened, now that I think about it. It must have happened when 「Bites The Dust」 was activated. During one of the timelines."
It's an example of what I mean by staying ahead. It's broken, I presume, because it had blocked a shot from an opponent. It's a simple watch my wife had given me.

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>>9358932
Ah, a married man, huh? Shame about the watch, then. I'm sure she understands.
>Another cigarette drag.
But I don't.

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>>9358918
Dunno. Haven't bothered checkin' in quite a while. Could be any number, by now.
>The man kicks his feet up and closes one eye, casually waving an outstretched finger at his conversation partner.
Don't really matter, neither. No point gettin' tense about it, we all got history here. If you're here ta claim any bounties, I really doubt you're gonna manage. Most people here're superhuman. Real strongest-'a-the-strong types.

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Someone give me some codes i can use.

>>9358961
https://pastebin.com/qUnZZqxb

>>9358961
Ds0UPJ53

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>>9358953
>Kosaku stares back at Snowman, the tension in the air beginning to thicken from Kosaku's perspective. "Something's wrong. She's going to turn violent very soon if I don't sort this out." ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ...
Is something the matter? If it's relating to the watch, I'm sure that she'll be happy enough to know I put it to good use. Though, something tells me there's another problem. Just what?

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>Look in desuarchive
>Read my posts in the first month I was here
>Had terrible RP but lots of enthusiasm

Where did it all go? Im depressed now.

>>9359008
>tfw experienced this phenomenon too
Is there a name for this?

>>9359008
Same

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>>9359002
Just me thinking out loud, 'bout how blocking a bullet with a watch is somehow thinking ahead. Seems to me like it's just dumb luck more than anything.

>>9359008
What's the word thrown around? Oh, yeah: "jaded," right? Shame.

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Alright, it's time for another shitty eric game.
Give me 24
I'll bump if we get more boys in here

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>>9358954
Nothing I haven't hunted before.
>He glances over toward the snowmam and kosaku, tracking thier movements as well.

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>>9359036
Cirno

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>>9359036
Maria and Harusame

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>>9359036
Vino

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>>9359036
Snowman

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>>9359036
Rubick

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>>9359027
Luck? Verily. There is a lot of luck in just about anything, but causing those events to happen on purpose are stepping ahead. When you think about it, luck and improvisation are one and the same.
>>9359036
Kosaku Kawajiri

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>>9359036
Ririchiyo

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>>9359036
Osamu Dazai

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FUCK I FORGOT MY CHROME RESET AND I LOST ALL THE HOST SHIT AH FUCK QUICK SOMEONE TELL ME THE NAME OF THE TRIBUTE COPY THING AND A SCREENSHOT THING.

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>>9359036
Senshougahara

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>>9359039
>He shrugs indifferently.
Hey, man, it's your funeral. Don't come cryin' ta me when they stomp ya inta the dirt. They got those looks in their eyes, the ones that scream that they got things they ain't showin'. Lot more'n you do, I can tell ya that much.

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>>9359036
Slut

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>>9359036
Clinton Removers Gowdy and Chaffetz

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>>9359036
Bounty Hunter

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>>9359036
Hoshi

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>>9359036
Sanji

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STOP ENTERING TRIBUTES DAMMIT I LOST THE HOSTING CRAP AND I'M FREAKING OUT

>>9359091
>enters you

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>>9359036
Sad Breadstick

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>>9359063
https://hgtools.neocities.org/

>>9359057
Hm. That "planning ahead" seems almost too good to be true. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you've got some sort of superpower. Who knows. I already told that kid early not to assume things. I probably shouldn't be, but my curiosity's getting the better of me.

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>>9359067
You want to bet on that boy? I'm the assassin of assassins.
>>9359055
Ah, Rubick. Here to steal some spells?

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>>9359036
Heavenly Pete

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>>9359097
Nah. Been tryin' ta cut back on my gamblin', now that I've got a family ta take care of. Ya wanna prove me wrong, then try 'n take down one of 'em. I'll be watchin'.
I'll tell ya one thing, though. You come after me, you're gonna regret that. Stay in your own league, 'n we won't have no problems.

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>>9359094
>Kosaku scoffs, crossing his arms with a somewhat amused expression. "I've revealed too much, but as we've gotten this far, I have no room to back out now. Just keep beating around the bush."
A superpower? Logic and improvising isn't what I would call a superpower. I'm sure anyone could do it. In fact, I'm sure you're doing it right now, aren't you?

>>9359098
Kill me, Pete.

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>>9359097
That's the idea! Although truthfully, I've been here for three months now and have only stolen two spells. It's not nearly as exciting as our time spent back with the Ancients, but it's the next best thing.

I suppose you're here to claim some bounties, hmm?

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>>9359125
I am, but not at the superhuman rate needed to process a bullet coming towards you, much less moving your arm in time to block it. You can tell me the truth, hun. I'm already around a bunch of goons with powers, however stupid they may be.

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>>9359094
Eeugh, i don't like this AutoCropper thing, i hope it doesn't fuck up my computer or some shit.

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>>9359153
I don't have one. It's not like I would tell you if I had one, regardless. Predicting someone's next step to a level like mine may be uncommon, but not a superpower. I'm a meticulous person when it comes to these things.

>>9359168
You could always just use Fireshot.

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>>9359036
Fujiwara no Mokou

probably don't need to bump

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>>9359170
Right, right. I'm still gonna call it a superpower, if only because it makes sense to me. "Uncommon ability" doesn't really roll off the tongue well.

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>>9359174
Gimme

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>>9359146
You know it. Few spellcasters then?
>>9359146
>>9359115
Rubick, explain to him why I mean business. I've got a game to train for.

>>9358739
t.fp

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I really hope there's someone else in here that can host because I'm having a lot of technical difficulties and this might take awhile.

>>9359222
You never fail to disappoint, Eric.

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>>9359184
As you wish. Logic isn't a superpower, as rare as it may be, but it's excusable.
>Kosaku sighs, wiping his forehead with his sleeve. "Goodness me, it's getting hot in here. Is it just me?" Regardless, Kosaku makes eye contact with Snowman, taking a relaxed stance.
I apologize for the sudden question, but do you have a name I can call you by?

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>>9359222
We've got a while.
>If you're looking for a screencapping program I just use "Full Page Screen Capture" addon for Google Chrome
>Does what the title implies, nice and straightforward, just one button press. Then crop it in paint.

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>>9359229
It's not my fault my brother fucking broke my chrome, I'm sorryyyyyyyyyy.

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>>9359232
>For a few moments, Snowman just stares at Kosaku, the flickering of her cigarette the only indication time is moving at all for her.
Snowman. And you?

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>>9359188
I'm not all that sure, to be honest. I mostly spend my time around the arena, I don't tend to involve myself with the matters outside of it. Oh well, I've already seen the best of what the world has to offer. I'm comfortable with knowing that my glory days have already passed, at least the memories are still fresh in my mind.

Before you go, could you perhaps perform Shadow Walk for me? It'd be a nice favour for an old Magus.

>>9359115
Oh, I believe I've been asked to speak on behalf. My word as a stranger may hold little value to you, but I can vouch to his talents. Small and furry he may be, he's got some dastardly magic imbued into his blade and the ability to disappear into thin air. He's assassinated Gods before, he has.

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>>9359244
I want you to look at this, Eric. This is Makoto, from the hit video game Persona 5.
She is a massive disappointment in every way, shape, and form.
Don't be like Makoto.

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>>9359246
>As he was taught as he was younger, Kosaku bows politely, nodding his head after doing so.
I believe you had said it before, right when it all started. Kosaku Kawajiri. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Snowman.

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>>9359250
Maybe what you think passes for a God. My definition 'a that sorta thing's a bit more narrow. Point is, I got a nose for these kinds'a things. That nose ain't wrong too often. He thinks he can prove me wrong? Great, he should go for it, might even give me a bit of a workout. I just don't see it happenin'. Hearin' he uses magic just makes me even less interested.

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>>9359271
You as well. Glad to have someone to chat with. First that gal from yesterday, and now you. It's about time I head off for some beauty sleep, though. 'Til we meet again, Kosaku.
>Instead of walking away, she suddenly first turns into nothing more than a blackened silhouette, clothes and all, before vanishing altogether.

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>>9359265
Alright i got it working, give me a minute.

>>9358912
I understood that reference

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>>9359289
I need 7 more of you disappointed late night dipshits

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>>9359313
Six
>Female

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>>9359313
Shaggy

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>>9359313
Suz

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>>9359313
One Piece Chapter 865

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>>9359275
The magic aspect makes you less interested, does it? Ah, such a thing is unheard of to me. But each to their own, I suppose.

I have to agree though, talking comes cheap. I'm sure he'll surprise you when he gets into the arena. I remember not thinking much of him myself when I first laid eyes on him, but he proved himself to me in battle. It seems he'll just have to do the same to you.

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>>9359313
Beel.

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>>9359313
stabbo the crabbo

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>>9359313
Regidad

My disappointment grows by the second.

>>9359333
Fuck I need to start entering Mudad again

>>9359343
Sounds like my wiener

>>9359344
More dads is never a bad thing.

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>>9359286
As to you. It was a very i n t e r e s t i n g conversation we had. I do hope we have another one in the future. Farewell, Snowman. Truly, a bizarre woman...
>Kosaku stares at the air where she once was, before shaking his head and exhaling slowly. "Good grief. Either she's smarter than I've given her credit for, or I'm becoming so loose that I'm revealing everything as soon as possible." Kosaku stares towards the arena, before beginning to walk towards it, ending another chapter.
><=To=Be=Continued====

>>9359345
You're disappointed with the growth of your dick?

>>9359343
The images aren't loading hold on

>>9359352
I'm disappointed with it in general

>>9359353
That's what you get for using faggot Chrome for faggots.

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Alright finally it's working thank fuck

>>9359347
Dad games when?

>>9359386
Father's day

>>9359385
You did it!

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>>9359385
Alright i'm just gonna go right into it so i can try to make up for my horrible mistakes

>>9359394
It's surprising isn't it?

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>>9359391
Good idea

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>>9359385
Good job, Eric.
Have a gold star.

>>9359401
>>9359407
Hooray for Eric!

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>>9359401
Wow look it's day 1.

>>9359407
>>9359410
I'm sorry i'm such a stupid idiot, but at least we got the game to start, right?

>>9359420
Boy I sure do love default events

>>9359420
You're the best, Eric! Don't give up! Just hang in there and I know you can do it!

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>>9359420
Woah fuck it's football.

>>9359422
Hey, i just use the public codes man, don't be mad at me that these things suck. Plus it's not default, just look at the cowboys go.

>>9359429
Thanks dad.

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>>9359434
>plumets down the window, forgetting she could fly

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>>9359434
Don't worry!
If you do good, we might get you some chicken tendies from McDonalds for your din-din! They're your favourite!

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>>9359401
I know how much dying in the Bloodbath stings, but this was a "you or me" situation and it sure as hell wasn't going to be me.

>>9359420
>Rubick's arrows all fly off-course to an embarrassing degree, prompting him to put down his bow.
It's far too late into my life to be picking up new hobbies such as this.

>>9359434
I have no words.

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>>9359434
Rip best dad

>>9359434
Eric, when I grow up, I want to be just like you.

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>>9359434
Its in the bag!

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>>9359446
Woah look it's night time now.

>>9359444
Oh neat, now i have a goal to work towards, thanks dad.

>>9359448
Trust me, you really, really don't wan't to be like me.

Who is the best rper in the thread?

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>>9359461
Nothing fun happening at all happening on day 2, fucking great.

>>9359476
Obviously it's me.

>>9359476
Eric.

>>9359476
At the moment or when they're trying their best?

>>9359476
Eric, no doubts.

>>9359482
why not both?

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>>9359476
Dude, seriously? Eric, man.

>>9359493
Both are Eric.

>>9359476
Eric

>>9359476
I personally like Eric, but Eric is also a strong contender.
As for Eric, he does do some good shit, but then again Eric just manages to do the same shit but slightly better.

>>9359476
Probably Eric, really gives his all.

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>>9359461
As we enter night 2, i realize how much this moment in time really made me look like the giant dipshit i actually am.

>>9359480
>>9359487
>>9359496
>>9359497
>>9359499
These guy's get it.
>Trust me, i hate myself just as much as you all hate me.

Guys... I don't think Eric has good rp...

http://poal.me/hu6rid

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>>9359521
Excuse me, faggot?

>>9359521
What the fuck did you just say?

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>>9359520
Wow, it's day 3, isn't it cool?

>>9359521
Don't expose my secret fajjit.

>>9359524
God dammit, did i just become a meme.

>>9359521
I wouldn't go around spreading your opinion like that. May rile up the Seth lovers.

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>>9359524

>he picked Eric over Eric.

>>9359521
i am disgusted and frankly offended you would even say such a thing

>>9359544
Not my fault you've got shit taste, retard.

Which ava has the most whiteknights and why is it Seth

>>9359541
This game is starting to run low on avatars I'd masturbate to.

>>9359555
Because you touch yourself at night

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>>9359541
Wow this death thing is taking way too long.

>>9359558
>Not fapping to Beel
What are you, a homosexual male?

>>9359558
>not fapping to Eric
nigger

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>>9359562
Wow it's night 3

>takes (You)s
>doesn't reply
>is too cool for that shit
>>9359583
Rooting that Slut.

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>>9359583
Guess what, it's day 4 and i got an erection.

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>>9359594
Jesus fuck it's 5 am time to speed through this

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>>9359606
Oh wow how cool day 5

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>>9359613
Hey wow it's night fucking 5

>>9359613
How dare you insult us with peace?

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>>9359620
Wow a feast

>>9359621
I'm not even reading i'm just trying to get this out as fast as i can because it's 5 fucking AM

good night, hg

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>>9359632
Dammit beel

>>9359638
Good bed my dude

>>9359642
RIP Beel

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>>9359642
Night 6 oh wow holy fucking shit

Is anyone hosting after this?

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>>9359651
Wow it's been a week

>>9359653
I really hope someone is, i need people to forget about this

>>9359660
We will never forget the atrocity that was this game Eric

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>>9359660
Wow look it's ONE DEATH IN AN EVENT THANKS DALLAS COWBOYS

>>9359660
Don't worry, Eric. Disappointment is a recurring theme in HG.

>>9359668
Pete confirmed for true Cowboys fan.

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>>9359668
I just wanna take my time to say i'm sorry, also i skipped some peace.

>>9359667
Sounds about right.

>>9359670
Well, that helps a little bit.

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>>9359678
Oh look

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>>9359685

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>>9359685
Good job pete

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>>9359689
This thing

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>>9359694
>thanks for hosting

>>9359689
HAIL PETE, FIRST OF HIS NAME.
>>9359694
Big thanks for hosting, Eric. That was, with absolutely zero euphemism, the single greatest hunger game ever hosted in the history of the simulator.
>silently nods in your direction

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>>9359694
Alright, let me just say, I'm so, so sorry about all of this.
Goodnight

>>9359704
don't apologise its just a game

i mean i apologise when i fuck up but i dont mean it you dig?
>nudge nudge

Jesus, do you guys remember that one game Eric ran that one time at like 5AM?
What a shitshow.

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>>9359735
Remember that time you hosted a better one? Yeah, neither do I.

>>9359735
I know right? Fucking up in prime time is one thing, but fucking up at 5am? That's the straw that breaks the camel's back for me.

>>9359743
I don't think you understand just how abhorrent it is to fuck up a game at 5am.

>>9359743
I'll host my dick in your ass if you keep talking smart.
>me
>hosting
Good joke vamp!

hey Beter

>>9359735
Many hosts do that.

>>9359754
Yes anon from the HG thread series?

>>9359760
spell icup

>>9359766
I C U :B:

>>9359767
HOLY CRAP!

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>>9359752
Only Yukine can host that for me. But do not fret~ you will find your own man crush.

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Lmao

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulRXvH8VOl8

>>9359786
Is it really the right idea to name the embodiment of Christmas family fun time and gifts after Junko Enoshima from the Danganronpa series?

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>>9359786

>>9359797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

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Kek

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>>9359807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1tTD5kP4BY

>>9359816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK_0jXPuIr0

>>9359808
>not naming the archer after archer
Ooh, mama you fucked up!

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>>9359831
It was supposed to be a footman, but I changed it.

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>>9359828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPRSrLpBZL0

>>9359808
Lost

>>9359838
take the weakest unit and call it Hoshi

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Junko Enoshima vs The Entire Hoshi IDF lead by Yukine

Bloodtype : Pattern Chicken

It's a junko

>>9359842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKvyyK2AmPw

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The Hoshi IDF charges

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>>9359851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmW_dbee9Rg

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>>9359851
https://youtu.be/C90h1pbF1yY

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Brave Yukine leads us to battle

post what you're listening to

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Junko smells chicken

>>9359857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvWj18LeU1g

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>>9359867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw

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>>9359861
>>9359867
Just did you ding-a-ling

>>9359867
https://youtu.be/HiwwYNSCTOE

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Fuuuuuck

>>9359867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqjpkbwnpO4

>>9359884
HG in one picture

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>>9359867
Quiet Moment - Dean Evenson

>>9359874
>dragonforce

Nah m8, don't link that shit 'ere or I'll nip ya one.

https://youtu.be/E2j-frfK-yg

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>>9359895
>Not liking the greatest song of all time
Ok have this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw

>>9359867
Short bits of the garbage you all are posting

>>9359867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT0jdp6UoCQ

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>>9359895
It didn't copy properly
Haha get rick rolled
Dragonforce rolled
This is what I meant to post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89p8ya3ZdnQ

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>>9359867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS2ifrLAadU

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>>9359903
>posting more dragonforce will not change the fact that it is still dragonforce, Vino.

https://youtu.be/a2-7Jh6FsL4

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>>9359928

>>9359917
I mean, where as this is ok, It triggers me a bit that they still mention fiddles when they are using a guitar.

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>>9359932

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>>9359936
Fiddle is a nickname for guitar
At least where I'm from

>>9359937
Don't post a static jpg of what's supposed to be a gif at me

>>9359947
That sounds extremely awkward, but I will take your word for it.

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>>9359947

>>9359958
It's slang. Just like how rednecks refer to a violin as a fiddle.

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>>9359958
It's Texas, what do you expect?
>tips cowboy hat
I didn't even grow up here and that shit's already rubbing off on me. I found myself saying "y'all'd've" last week, it's awful.

>>9359903
>>9359895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

>>9359974
Run across any drive thru liquer stores yet?

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>>9359980
Kek not yet, that sounds like a riot though

>>9359978
Also a good choice.

>>9359983
According to my brother who lives in Texas they are a thing.

>>9359985
One of my favourite songs if not the most favourite.

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>>9359991
I'll have to ask Aussa, he's lived here longer than I have, I just moved here last year.
Like for instance I thought the whole cowboy stereotype was definitely just an overblown rumor but no
About one in every ten people down here are just full on in cowboy attire it's fucking ridiculous, it's like a shootout could happen at any second, every day is a new western adventure and I am the most unfit, unprepared john wayne to ever exist

>>9360016
As a non-American, whenever I think of Texas I think of people like Stone Cold Steve Austin. And I don't think I am that far off, all thigns considered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iebxKvx-t7o

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>>9359992
>Good tastes. You have them.

>>9360016
>nope, all true. You actually meet Aussa irl while there?

>>9360021
>watch Lonestar State Of Mind. It is actually accurate on how Texans are.

https://youtu.be/XNX2SKkGjGU

>>9360086
Love me.

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>>9360086
Nah. Probably won't, honestly. We've briefly played around with the idea but neither of us are really in the position for a meetup & it would probably be awkward as all hell anyhow. Meetups usually are. I'd be open to doing it though.

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>>9360101
No.

>>9360104
>make it a bar trip if you do. Hard to be feel awkward playin pool n drinking beer.

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>>9360125
Ehh. I always feel like such a stick in the mud for saying it but I don't drink. Just not my kinda thing.

>>9360125
Please?

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>>9360129
>I basically quit drinking over 6 months ago. You could drink O'douls. No alcohol in it. Or pace yourself on your beer.

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>>9360134
I will feed you to Yuyuko-sama at this rate.

>>9360157
>kissu

>tfw you find out she has a bf

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>>9360216

>>9360216
>tfw it's me
>tfw I'm dating your waifu

Has anyone even seen aikawa's dick?

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>>9360232
No, there are no girls here

>>9360232
Yuno

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>>9360232
I have.

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>>9360259
>>9360273
grrr

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>>9360286
Why, did you want me to lie about it?

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>>9360232
I felt it on my lap once.

>>9360232
I haven't seen it, but I just know it's been in my asshole more than once

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>>9360292
no, speak the truth

fuck birds

>>9360157
But she's not as cute as you are.

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>>9360327
You don't know what I have and haven't seen. I could be watching you shower every day.

>>9359871
The fuck is this game

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>>9360331
Yes please

>>9359871
Wow Hoshi. This joke is even more hilarious the millionth time you made it.

>>9360349
Junko simulator 2017

It just came out and it's a hit with young south korean males.

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>>9360339
ewww

>>9360358
>>9360360
hi
>soviet

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>>9360352
It's hip to fuck birbs.

>>9360366
I hate myself for recognizing this artist

>>9360382
Well, there's a signature so...

>>9360382
>Luna

Well there's your problem, you've got four dollars in quarters blocking your sink

>>9360395
Nope, wasn't me.

>>9360392
Didn't even look that far down.
>>9360395
Well clearly that means you recognize the artist too

>>9360409
No, but I know it's furshit. So I guessed Luna made the anon post.

>>9360409
Is the artist called Luna? I'm confused here.

>>9360413
The artist draws a LOT of anthro pony stuff. Or did, I don't pay attention to them now
>>9360412
Well that's just stretching it

>>9360413
But why would I care if I recognized the artist? I don't give a fuck.

>>9360425
Because you're Luna.

>>9360433
And?

what's up bitch i'll kiss your mom

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>Make joke about Junko
>A century later suddenly shitposting

>Shrugs

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>>9360454
>tfw giving you shit on here and steam

>>9360464
Junko, more like Yunko ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>9360374
Mmm

>>9360479
Boooo

>>9360469
>Guts
No but seriously, why would I hate myself if I recognized someone who draws pony stuff? That doesn't make sense.

>>9360479
>confused.rar

>>9360488
Because I'm just giving you shit. Calm down. You're gonna pop a blood ves- wait, do slivers even have those?

>Wanting to sexualize underage cartoon characters made for children
>Wanting to sexualize underage cartoon characters made for children that also happen to be horses

>>9360497
>Make retard accusation because you're a huge dick

>Tell people to calm down when they confront you about it and try to deflect with a joke

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>>9360502
>want to purify sexualized girl of age
>it's not working

>>9360497
Probably. Btw I'm calm, I just don't get the connection.

>>9360504
>whatisbullshitting.pdn

>>9360511
... I blame Cirno for this.