tf2g

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forgot to mention i discovered this album as well
its amazing

you are not me

did you enjoy all that attention human
when everyone just wanted to fuck you in the ***

someone on reddit said fun things are fun

is that true

and my axe!

i also discovered an amazing album

nobody cares though

>>9283933
i wonder if people from the future will look back at anime and think "this is what the people who raised us watched??? im so glad [insert name of current social leader] freed us from this disease."

tfw no bf

good

Heh

cant wait to pound kiriikps cute butt tonight

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can humans program

is this a lisp dialect

i woke up

>>9291692
my tf2g pals say so

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i found this

I CAN'T... STOP... FUCKING MY ANUS

What is this thread?
It reminds me of /Lat/

>>9293418
can i watch

>>9293428
IT HUNGERS FOR FLESH
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

dont worry i got plenty to feed it with

feed this *unzips rural africa*

*pets your head and feeds it a *****

hey there

where

in your chair

how did you know

someone on reddit told me

cute digits btw

i miss my cat
i hope she died peacefully

how long has she been gone

im a mess

they say that the best of you come out when you have interest in life and its fucking real

will dotsy ever come out

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https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/115246156/#115273147 (me)

dear blog,

they tried to votekick me and told me to f*uck off for not focusing 100% on the (casual) game

>>9295366
dont be afk in spawn you useless piece of ****

whats the point of queueing if youre nto gonna play
youre taking the space of someone who actually wants to play too

queues in video games are cancer and i hope this trend dies but it wont because shitters are okay with waiting 10 minutes for games

>>9295393
>>9295414
but i was going to play

i think

i was just m*ssaging my steam tf2g pal

am i the only gamer who has friends to talk to

>not using voice comms

bottom fragger detected holy shit

we talked about p*r*

attn scout on grey took 50

>>9295551
h*t

what kind

>>9295563
im embarassed to say

>>9295571
did you just talk or

>>9295577
yes!

holy fuck did you ***

how can you call yourselves pals if you dont even talk about porn via voice comms

@ 990
years and she'd be 15 by now,

please agree with my opinion

please kys

rate my *e*l

#!/usr/bin/perl
my$n=int(1+rand 100);
{chomp($_=<STDIN>);
((print"!\n")&& last)if($_==$n);
(print(($n<$_)?">\n":"<\n")&& redo)unless("q"eq$_)}

do you expect me to understand what that garbage means?

what do you not understand about it

i think its pretty intuitive

it looks like it prints something from the bin

i do not understand anything from that cause im not a computer wizard

it is a number guessing game

kiri@navi-p:~/bin$ c10ex1
50
<
75
<
88
<
95
>
92
>
90
>
89
!
kiri@navi-p:~/bin$

thats pretty retarded
if you wrote a song or drew a picure then i could appreciate it
but a number game iant something worth attention

am i worth dotsy's attention

>>9296525
#!/usr/bin/perl

# assign random number from 1-101 to variable $n
my $n = int(1+rand 100);

{
# Reads from input and removes newline
chomp($_=<STDIN>);

# Reward user with exclamation mark if he guessed $n
((print"!\n") && last)if ($_ == $n);

# Output < or > if $n is not matched, q to terminate
(print(($n < $_) ? ">\n" : "<\n") && redo)unless ("q" eq $_)
}

post ZR while holding sicp

nah son

>son


:s

>>9296826
may do so later

did i do good

>>9296852
yes its very cute code *pats your head*

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would you fug

wouldhug

Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and shambles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because somebody else wants something, so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice.

what about shiba inus though

human can you post your cute face here

human can you post your cute dick here

Bad

gunshot bride

what went wrong

the whole thing
the entire universe
it should have stayed a singularity
existance was a mistake

you are right

thanks im going to tell mom now that some person on the internet said im right

is she cute

i dont want to say

do not be shy

>>9301557
>>9301581
are you cute

tfw ill never contribute to the progress or survival of humanity
i should just die

you should just lie in my arms so i can cuddle you

god i want to fucking cuddle that cute girl i like
thanks for reminding me why i still exist

mfw i sleep

*sleeps too*

*wakes up*

>>>/r9k/36978958

you shouldnt browse that board, its not good for you

t. trash user

but its interesting

ive got so much love to give

i hope the ttf2g that wanted to
on wednesday
is okay

i want to
dotsy

i think its cute how you always want to
dotsy

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i HATE stripped screws

it wouldn't come out with any of the methods I tried, different screwdriver heads, rubber band, superglue. Eventually I resorted to using a knife to carve away the area around it in the hope of using pliers, with no success either

then i tried using a screwdriver one more time and it easily came out

did i really damage the computer for nothing

i like to use pliers in such cases

ps screw me

do you think if i shit myself hard enough people will love me

>>9309521
its working for babies

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the old thermal paste is cleaned and the new cpu is in

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did it really work

wow those old i7s are cheap
what cpu did you have before

i5-2540m

oh nice dudette

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it is done

this is actually a W520, but I swapped the screen and bezel with my W510

maybe i should have cleaned the fan, but I'm not gonna go back and do it now

>when youre so lonely the only people you can talk to are anonymous people on an anonymous imageboard who do not even give a shit
kind of extremely pathetic really

it is okay anon

i give a shit about you

why are you here /g/ is right up your alley with weebshit and posting like 2ch

B T F O

@9309849
i see a cutie reflection

@9309857
>extremely pathetic
>used in the tf2g trash thread

what
the
****

the other anon doesnt knows how to insult properly excuse him shitbag

yeah

i love my plushes too much
i need a pet

pet me

enough of this shit
*fucking slaps everyone*

x.x

shibas are assholes
after further research i no longer want one

mutts are cuter and funner

i hate the radio

i have never gotten a full bred anything before
i was just interested in shibas because they are so fucking cute
i just want a medium energy animal i can cuddle with
i might get a mutt but its just unpredictable

am i predictable

>>9307699
i ended up not
but i might do next

i really fucking hate the radio
somehow all of the songs SUCK

you do know there are many many stations right

why do you have a radio then

im forced to listen to it
i dont have control

elaborate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_Plague_of_1518

this song starts with the singer meowning

he meows a lot through it as well rofl

shewolf?

the songs on the radio are okay
*neat bass*
but my taste in music is your face

>>9311057
>>9311070
song name?!

tfw no high school buddies to start a punk band with

i want to protect kiriikps smile after she got bullied by a punk band

oh

i feel cucked already

hey bro
we dont bully bro
we were just joking around bro
dont take it too hard, right man?

>>9311392
pm me in discord

:s

>>9311846
how the fuck am i supposed to know who you are

you know exactly who i am

dotsy?!?

i want to ?!? dotsy

p*rv*r*

:x

im too shy to talk to my

why

why not

cause you have known her for a long time

oh

i installed visual studio 2017 enterprise

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why

what for

*moves you*

i want to learn how to use the unreal engine

im moved

*cries*

what for

for you

i think

i want to write a human kiriikp *** simulator

>>9311892
you are not me but thanks for replying in my absence

>>9312379
i do not

shut the fuck up you know me very well

lol just give me the song name idiot

ive got a nice slipgate to shove you into

what

>>9315813
ive got a nice slipgate to shove you into

heres the song name: quit being a fag and ask me

>>9316128
what

>>9316182
i am asking you

>>9316274
i know a good slip gate to shove you in

ask me in private

>>9316328
you just want to sexual*y harass her

i actually kinda miss him

posted from gentoo

>>9316286
what

>>9316566
you actually kinda shouldnt
i think

its not like we have to pretend to not know each other right

i bet you dont even have the song name

you always do those things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8f5CtP0nT
here it is
whatever

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oh

phones and music should be illegal

coming back here was an mistake

dotsy wasn't a mistake

i want to come on kiriikps back

oh

sudo emerge -a games-action/extreme-tuxracer

dont act like a little shit

why not

yeah why not

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i did a thing

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are the colours really that different

>no light
anonymous hates her eyes

but they are backlit with both using redshift

but blue light isnt what i meant

tfw friend that likes me gets to be with friend i like but i dont
i HATE life

what do you mean

it doesnt matter
the point is that i wish life was easier or at least a little bit more satisfying
existing is such a fucking struggle

i wish i was an animal
consciousness is a burden
cats dont have to worry about this shit

stop wh*ning

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the camera doesn't seem to pick it up, but colours do seem brighter on the W520

IPS cucks btfo or something I guess

start wh*ring

the right one looks better imo

that pic is even worse
there's no light at all
that can't be good for your eyes

that's the camera

the colours are a lot more subdued when looking at it with eyes

im ignored

I've had eye strain before, but I'm not seeing or feeling any of those symptoms right now

is darkness really bad for the eyes

is staring at bright monitors in a pitch black room really good for them

*twirls dark themes*

also I tend to lower the brightness

but xbacklight doesn't seem to work with nouveau so I have to fuck around echoing a value to /sys/class/backlight/nv_backlight/brightness

is your pal really that worried about your eyes

>dark themes
are there dark themes for anime

but arent the pixels still lit up

im sorry but i act like an edgelord all the time lately, its weird

anyways yeah i dont think i will ever love life as i did in our time together, you still are a wonderful person and i have no hard feelings whatsoever towards you
and that makes my life much more miserable
as a consequence i let myself go in many many possible ways too, i no longer have the sparkle of life, but hey, if youre glad im glad
i also think about stuff with you some other times.. then i remind myself you dont belong to me so i just have to swallow the frog and be with it
im writing this here since you blocked me again.. keep on trucking faggot

my pals say im a

yes, but its like, dark

plus with redshift and sudo echo 20 > /sys/class/backlight/nv_backlight/brightness its very tolerable

I had to play nuclear throne for hours on full brightness to get pain and double vision

i HATE my

>sudo echo 20 > /sys/class/backlight/nv_backlight/brightness
huh io redirection doesnt work that way with sudo i think

just switch your light on before she defriends you again

good night dum dumtachi

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*does that*

i put sunglasses on but this was still unpleasant to look at

making the camera not compensate for the brightness took a few attempts

>unpleasant to look at
because it's a small bright light instead of a proper real actual lamp you dont stare at directly

>>9318259
of course it does

why wouldnt it

>>>/g/60376950

>>9318087
i did not block you
sorry for ruining your life

>>9319034
you greatly improved my life
youve showed me life is worth living
thats the greatest gift of them all
maybe someday i will find someone similar to you
maybe we can be we
i dont know

relationships are illegal

oh

i shall sleep

oh

>>9315556
go back to arena you faggot
>>9314282
what the fuck for
>>9316752
why the fuck do you think that

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6aqs2r/what_is_a_basic_skill_that_most_people_lack/dhgwrdp/?context=2

and my axe!

nighty night cock suckers

go fuck yourself

made me laugh desu

i actually forgot about the filter s m h

aint no rest for the wicked

epic fail

it wasnt an attempt so you cant mock me baby

i can mock your ass all i want you loser

>when you go to sleep early to make up for the lost hours of sleep so you wake up late and dont sleep at night so you go to sleep early to make up for the lost hours of sleep so you wake up late and dont sleep at night so you go to sleep early to make up for the lost hours of sleep so you wake up late and dont sleep at night so you go to sleep early to make up for the lost hours of sleep so you wake up late and dont sleep at night so you go to sleep early to make up for the lost hours of sleep so you wake up late and dont sleep at night so you go to sleep early to make up for the lost hours of sleep so you wake up late and dont sleep at night so you go to sleep early to make up for the lost hours of sleep so you wake up late and dont sleep at night so you go to sleep early to make up for the lost hours of sleep so you wake up late and dont sleep at night so you go to sleep early to make up for the lost hours of sleep so you wake up late and dont sleep at night so you go to sleep early to make up for the lost hours of sleep so you wake up late and dont sleep at night so you go to sleep early to make up for the lost hours of sleep so you wake up late and dont sleep at night so you go to sleep early to make up for the lost hours of sleep so you wake up late and dont sleep at night so you go to sleep early to make up for the lost hours of sleep so you wake up late and dont sleep at night so you go to sleep early to make up for the lost hours of sleep so you wake up late and dont sleep at night so you go to sleep early to make up for the lost hours of sleep so you wake up late and dont sleep at night so you go to sleep early to make up for the lost hours of sleep so you wake up late and dont sleep at night so you go to sleep early to make up for the lost hours of sleep so you wake up late and dont sleep at night so you go to sleep early to make up for the lost hours of sleep so you wake up late and dont sleep at night so you you wake up late and dont sleep at night

thats neat
can anyome translate ancient chinese

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there's a pretty epic thread on /r9k/ about lolis
we can talk lolis

human i miss you baby come back

t. half left2n2r0k

i want to spoon humans only pal

i want to be human's robot toy

>>9318581
because it gets evaluated as `sudo command` > file
so it should fail with permission denied because the second part is run with the shells privileges
unless you are running sudo as root
or you have write permissions on that file

So you want to be a cuteposter, huh?
It's not easy.

This guide will teach you "cutepost" technique.

"Cutepost" is a close relative of shitpost. As such, they are often mistaken. If you understand shitpost, then "cutepost" will be mastered shortly.

"Cutepost" appear in two forms.

First, long form of "cutepost".
Long form consist of omission of punctuation to create image of childish excitement.
Allowed to use multiple exclamation or question marks at the post end to enhance effect.

Second, short form.
Replacement of punctuation with line break.
You may end each line with exclamation/question mark if you please.

Both forms utilize intentional misspelling.
Compare "what happened?" to "what happended?".
The cuteness is clear to see.
A simple way to boost your "cutepost" strength is to use "a" where "an" is appropriate. For example, "a apple!".

Both forms may contain acronym. "lol" is common and used by posters experienced in "long form cutepost" as substitute for comma or period.
"haha", too.

"you" may become "u", etc. However, this is not always the case. Use discretion.
An example of this is "know" versus "kno", a common problem faced by novice of "cutepost".
In an attempt to maximize cuteness, the "w" is omitted. However, it will likely be viewed as an "ironic shitpost" due to overdoing it. It becomes a parody of itself.

Image uploaded is good for "cutepost". Any cute girl is acceptable.
But a true master is cute with even no image.

The big problem of "cutepost" being called "shitpost" and vice versa is simply a matter of one thing:

Sincerity.

If you are honest in your intent then people will realize it. It's simple.
If you aren't, then it can be seen as a joke or even insult. Then you enter "Hell of Ironic Shitpost". You can't return.

Just kidding! You can return!
So manifest your inner little girl! If you believe you are cute, I can believe it too!

I look forward to seeing a lot of cute posts from you! がんばって!

>>9326211
but the whole command gets sudoed including the second part

did you not know this

hey does anyone want to eat out my ass

>>9326257
no, im gonna try it later
>>9326263
if its clean

WHEEEEEN THEEEEE
MOON IS A BRIGHT LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE A
AND I LIKE A SOME MORE AAAA

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>>9326257
maybe sudo works differently on your dist

(Voice) dotsy: pootis!

i **me **me

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*wakes up*

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*cuddles hunam*

i sneezed

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>>9327334

anyone else erect rite now?

dotsy = engineer
me = sentry

i feel cucked

are you sure

>>9327428
post ********

yes!

anonymous LITERALLY said dotsy makes her er*ct

/s

>

you are just saying that to make me not cry

im thought badly of

but you said something like that before too

would i really mean it

yes!

you only lie on your bed

with dotsy

dont worry the only one that ***** you is me

notdotsy

what do you mean

is anonymous me

yes!

i am me but i am not her

then why did you post

can you really feel cucked when you don't even LOVE anonymous

i HATE her

but you felt cucked

is it normal to hate someone you like

>then why did you post
cause i cuck everyone
im the cucker

someone on steam said thinking about dotsy makes her h**d

i said dotsy was cute

oh

you did that too

i would NEVER forget something like that

whats wrong with getting **** while thinking about dotsyy

kys

*thinks about dotsy instead*

*thinks about hard anal*

thinking should be illegal

*doesnt think about <9327878> destroying her butt AT ALL*

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i HATE the "gamer" aesthetic

*votes with wallet*

you may not be the target audience of it

check out my sweet rig

quad core i7 and nvidia gpu in this baby

>>9327981
I hate that you're pretty much paying extra for form over function

i made it
>>9328068

Pbbbt

awoo